00:00A student and a teacher will end their affair.
00:03But before it's over...
00:06NBC's paranoia department has uncovered the biggest scandal in must-see TV history.
00:11Three different shows, all with characters, named Jamie.
00:14Coincidence or conspiracy?
00:17There's evidence they may be clones.
00:19Each Jamie has two eyebrows.
00:23Each has top and bottom teeth.
00:25And look, they all enjoy beverages.
00:28Coincidence or conspiracy?
00:30Conspiracy!
00:30Next week, the cats and dogs of NBC.
00:33Are they sending messages to your pets?
00:35Now.
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