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All of the classic horror film monsters gather at the Transylvania Astoria Hotel for the Frankenstein Monster and his Bride's wedding on Friday the 13th at midnight.
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00:00:03Everything is set, Igor, but be careful.
00:00:07The monster is going to take this car on his honeymoon.
00:00:10That's not fair.
00:00:11Monster has honeymoon, then Igor should have girl.
00:00:16I refuse to discuss this subject.
00:00:19Just watch where you're driving.
00:00:25I'm going to my study to make out the wedding invitations.
00:00:30Igor, where are you going?
00:00:33I say, it's the night, you monstrous.
00:00:50Girl, mine.
00:00:52Of course she's yours, old Bean.
00:00:55Now put the car down like a good boy.
00:00:57Grrrr.
00:00:59Igor, do drive slowly through the living room.
00:01:03Head for.
00:01:09It's not fair.
00:01:12I want girl.
00:01:15Make old girl so barren.
00:01:20Oh, much to make it made easy.
00:01:27Plus my favorite dessert recipes.
00:01:35That's three eggs.
00:01:46Well...
00:01:58Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
00:02:01Finished!
00:02:02Eagle!
00:02:03Have the aid!
00:02:08Eagle want a girl!
00:02:10No!
00:02:12Cake, good, but girl, better.
00:02:18Next time, try different recipe.
00:02:22Oh, that's the last one.
00:02:27Igor?
00:02:28Igor?
00:02:30Did you call?
00:02:33Yes, take these invitations and mail them.
00:02:36Yes.
00:02:45Hurry now, Igor.
00:02:47They must go out with tomorrow's mail.
00:02:55Don't be impatient, old sport.
00:02:57You'll be a married man soon enough.
00:03:16It's finished, Igor.
00:03:18Finished.
00:03:18Check everything carefully.
00:03:20We can't have any slip-ups.
00:03:22And you stay out of the way, Rosebud.
00:03:26Yes, yes, master.
00:03:29The head bone connected to the knee bone.
00:03:33No, no, no.
00:03:34The head bone is connected to the neck bone.
00:03:38You haven't been paying attention all these years, Igor.
00:03:41If help wasn't so hard to get.
00:03:44Ah, that's it.
00:03:46Splendid.
00:03:46All right, Igor.
00:03:48Now to begin the countdown.
00:03:57Four, three, two, one.
00:04:01Now, Igor, now.
00:04:04Ah!
00:04:07Ah!
00:04:11Stop, stop!
00:04:15All right, Igor, raise the platform.
00:04:25Lower the platform, Igor.
00:04:35Igor, close the trap door.
00:04:37Igor, where are you?
00:04:39Here, master.
00:04:43Listen, Igor.
00:04:49I've done it, Igor. I've created life again.
00:04:53The fools said it couldn't be done.
00:04:55I have accomplished the impossible twice.
00:04:59I've taken the cosmic forces out of nature.
00:05:03Get no more old speech, master.
00:05:09Si, si, girl.
00:05:14Do you suppose I left her in the lightning too long?
00:05:18YAH!
00:05:22Girl, for Igor.
00:05:23Yeah, yeah, yeah. Girl, for Igor.
00:05:26No, no, Igor, my friend.
00:05:28This monstrous is for the monster.
00:05:31He's getting to be a big boy now.
00:05:33And it's time he's settled down.
00:05:42ah yes she is a beauty all right igor fetch the monster from the dungeon he should meet his bride
00:05:50to be no girl belong igor igor if you value your job you'll do as you're told very few mad
00:06:01scientists are hiring assistants nowadays you know there's a good lad
00:06:20hello there old chap have I got a girl for you
00:06:30splendid splendid love at first sight it's almost as though they were made for each other
00:06:37but of course they were made for each other now to make the wedding arrangements igor
00:06:45fetch the car the sports car I think it suits my mood
00:07:06I want to thank you for your valuable help in my latest experiment
00:07:10I don't know what I would have done for body parts and I've decided to reward you
00:07:16girl you give me girl no no I'm going to let you give the bride away
00:07:25me give bride away
00:07:33always keep your hands on the wheel igor it's one of the rules of the road
00:07:38me give bride away
00:07:45me keep her
00:07:47now now we've been through all that I'll hear no more such nonsense
00:08:01you rang
00:08:03oh hi say don't I know you from someplace
00:08:05is the manager about my good man
00:08:08yeah he's around here someplace
00:08:09hey that you used to wipe down at Joe's body shop
00:08:13I have my own body shop
00:08:16boy your pal plays a mean bell
00:08:19he does have an ear for music doesn't he
00:08:22please please
00:08:25ah another music lover
00:08:27igor would stay and play requests all day if I'd let him
00:08:32but we have business to transact
00:08:34hey do you know the Transylvania polka
00:08:39stop
00:08:39stop
00:08:41nor
00:08:41nor
00:08:42nor
00:08:42nor
00:08:44what can I do for you boss
00:08:46get out of my sight
00:08:49okay boss
00:08:50bye
00:08:53now then sir
00:08:56how may the Transylvania Astoria serve you
00:09:00I want to have a wedding in the grand ballroom
00:09:04oh
00:09:05surely you jest
00:09:07sir I never jest
00:09:09I'm Baron Henry von Frankenstein
00:09:11well I'm terribly sorry Baron
00:09:14but we're booked solid for two years
00:09:17I can put you on our waiting list
00:09:19of course Friday the 13th is open
00:09:22but nobody ever has weddings on that day
00:09:26Friday the 13th is perfect
00:09:29I wouldn't have it on any other day
00:09:31I want this to be the most elaborate wedding in history
00:09:36first I want a very special dinner
00:09:39oh well how about our famous flaming shish kebab
00:09:44now some of my guests are allergic to fire
00:09:48let's see
00:09:49we'll have jellyfish consomme
00:09:50stuffed iguana
00:09:52roast vulture
00:09:53oh sorry Rosebot
00:09:56better scratch the roast vulture
00:09:58let's see now
00:09:59where was I
00:10:00black widow spiders on fried toadstool
00:10:04octopus salad with lizard's gizzards
00:10:06and blood pudding
00:10:08ah with regard to the pudding
00:10:10your rarest type of course
00:10:12my guests are accustomed to the very best
00:10:16and one other thing
00:10:17would you be so good as to take care of our friend Rosebud
00:10:21until after the wedding
00:10:22we wouldn't want him to embarrass our guests
00:10:27certainly Baron
00:10:28we'd be happy to take care of your vulture
00:10:32what am I saying
00:10:33let's see now
00:10:35that was Friday the 13th for a wedding
00:10:39yes I'm sure that's what he said
00:10:42and jellyfish consomme
00:10:44toadstools
00:10:46spiders
00:10:47rare blood
00:10:48you
00:10:49take hold of yourself
00:10:52Harold
00:10:52look at this nonsense I've been writing
00:10:55who couldn't possibly have happened
00:10:56I'm seeing and hearing strange things
00:11:00oh I'd need a vacation
00:11:01I'd make arrangements immediately
00:11:03stuffed
00:11:05indeed
00:11:15hey Harvey
00:11:17I got some special deliveries here
00:11:19hmm
00:11:20they're wedding invitations
00:11:22they're all from a baron
00:11:24it's probably one of those fancy type affairs
00:11:27with royalty and all
00:11:29this is strange
00:11:30this letter is for a Mr. Creature
00:11:33who lives in the swamp
00:11:34funny
00:11:35I didn't know anybody
00:11:36who lives out there in the water
00:11:37probably gotta get out there
00:11:39you know how those rich playboys live
00:11:41hee hee hee hee hee
00:11:46I don't like the water
00:11:47I get seasick
00:11:49man the things they expect
00:11:51from a mailman these days
00:11:53sometimes I think I ought to get into another line of work
00:11:56I mean
00:11:57who needs this
00:11:58I guess this must be the place
00:12:01weird spot for a mailbox
00:12:20girl will you stop playing with that dog
00:12:24aw ma what good is having a dog
00:12:26if you can't play with him
00:12:27let the child alone
00:12:29and you
00:12:31all you can do is sit there smelling up the whole house with that filthy pipe
00:12:35you're nagging again
00:12:37nagatha
00:12:39oh answer the door
00:12:41I look a fright with my hair in curlers
00:12:44with or without my dear
00:12:46that's right
00:12:47insult me
00:12:48go ahead insult me
00:12:49I'll try
00:12:53what
00:12:54huh
00:12:55hey in there
00:12:56I got a special delivery for you
00:12:59no need to shout my good man
00:13:01I'm sorry
00:13:02I didn't see
00:13:03I still don't see
00:13:06where
00:13:06may I have my mail please
00:13:09oh sure
00:13:11what
00:13:12where
00:13:13how
00:13:17ghoul
00:13:18would you go fetch goblin
00:13:19he's attached himself to the mailman again
00:13:22okay dad
00:13:23ah
00:13:23we've been invited to a wedding
00:13:25and me was not a thing to wear
00:13:28if you think I'm going to appear in that same old formal shroud
00:13:33you're sadly mistaken
00:13:36grateful as I am that I can't see you my dear
00:13:38I often wish that I also couldn't hear you
00:13:44I don't know what's wrong with me
00:13:46I must be seeing things
00:13:48I mean
00:13:49I must be not seeing things
00:13:51oh I don't know what I mean
00:13:53Mr. Mummy
00:13:54care of the Egyptian Museum
00:13:57phew
00:13:57he must be the curator
00:13:59of the head Egyptian or something
00:14:00the kind of day it's been so far
00:14:02I could do with the peace and quiet of a museum
00:14:07yoohoo
00:14:07anybody here
00:14:09hello
00:14:10hmm
00:14:11I guess they all went out to build a sphinx or something
00:14:14look at this poor fella
00:14:15must have been in a terrible accident
00:14:19I think maybe I ought to be on my way
00:14:26just get through this day Harvey boy
00:14:28that's all
00:14:29you'll laugh at all of this in the morning
00:14:31nerves
00:14:32that's what
00:14:33you're a bundle of nerves
00:14:35let's see now
00:14:36Count Dracula
00:14:37hmm
00:14:38now this is the right address
00:14:40what a junkyard
00:14:41count or no count
00:14:43he must be having trouble making ends meet
00:14:45things are tough all over
00:14:51good evening
00:14:52Count Dracula
00:14:53yes my friend
00:14:55I am Count Dracula
00:14:56what can I do to you
00:14:58I'm the mailman
00:14:59how interesting
00:15:01what blood type are you
00:15:02huh
00:15:03blood type
00:15:04why
00:15:05pipe white
00:15:06pipe white
00:15:07oh my favorite flavor
00:15:08so how to get these days
00:15:10I have a special delivery letter for you
00:15:13how interesting
00:15:14now what have I done with my glasses
00:15:17I saw them upstairs papa
00:15:19I fly up and get them for you
00:15:21thank you
00:15:24such a considerate child
00:15:26hmm
00:15:27now I wonder where he went
00:15:30and then this little kid turned into a bat
00:15:33and flew upstairs
00:15:34and then all those other weirdos
00:15:37Harvey Harvey
00:15:38none of these things really happened
00:15:41don't you understand
00:15:42it's just that you're out of your mind
00:15:44what
00:15:44merely a temporary condition actually
00:15:47it's your work
00:15:48he does not agree with you
00:15:49your nerves are shattered
00:15:51you should change jobs
00:15:52funny you should suggest that
00:15:54my brother Harold asked me to fill in for him
00:15:57managing the Transylvania Astoria hotel
00:15:59while he goes on vacation
00:16:01I strongly recommend that
00:16:02there you will mingle with the beautiful people
00:16:05the jet set
00:16:06I'll do it
00:16:07the jet set
00:16:08no more weirdos
00:16:10I have one more letter to deliver
00:16:13and then the post office and I are through
00:16:15doctor
00:16:16I feel better already
00:16:18I must caution you though Harvey
00:16:20these hallucinations might reoccur
00:16:22you must then repeat to yourself
00:16:24over and over again
00:16:25this is not happening
00:16:28it's all in my imagination
00:16:29this is not happening
00:16:31it is all in my imagination
00:16:34well once you realize that
00:16:36you'll be cured
00:16:37do you understand
00:16:38of course doctor
00:16:41it's all my imagination
00:16:43these things never happen
00:16:45it's all my imagination
00:16:49Mr. Ron Chandley
00:16:51special delivery
00:16:52I'm sorry I'm so late
00:16:54but I had a day you wouldn't believe
00:16:57you're the first normal person
00:16:59I've seen to deliver
00:16:59there's eight cents to do on this letter
00:17:02Mr. Chandley
00:17:02Mr. Chandley
00:17:06it's all my imagination
00:17:08I imagined the whole thing
00:17:11forget the eight cents
00:17:13Mr. Chandley
00:17:14forget it
00:17:15it's all my imagination
00:17:16that's not happening
00:17:25there you are Harvey
00:17:27I'll be back in two weeks
00:17:29I can't thank you enough
00:17:30I've been so overworked lately
00:17:33that I started seeing things
00:17:34the other day
00:17:35this creepy baron
00:17:37was in here
00:17:37I think I know what you mean
00:17:39I think it's happening
00:17:40to me too
00:17:41are we being watched
00:17:44oh dear
00:17:44it's still there
00:17:45maybe it'll go away
00:17:47if you pay no attention to it
00:17:48goodbye
00:17:49thanks again
00:17:50Harv
00:17:51seeing things
00:17:52a vulture
00:17:53a creepy baron
00:17:55a gad
00:17:56I wonder if it runs
00:17:57in the family
00:17:57maybe I'm not cut out
00:17:59for the hotel business either
00:18:01don't worry
00:18:02Harvey baby
00:18:03if you got any problems
00:18:04old Norman here
00:18:05will help you
00:18:06oh no
00:18:07a talking tree
00:18:08where
00:18:09where's a talking tree
00:18:10you mean this
00:18:11no this tree's not talking
00:18:13it's me Norman
00:18:15I'm talking
00:18:15what are you doing
00:18:16in the tree
00:18:17I'm on my coffee break
00:18:18I like to commune
00:18:20with nature
00:18:20every chance I get
00:18:21Harvey
00:18:22I guarantee
00:18:23you will not have
00:18:24any problems
00:18:24with me around
00:18:25like I have been
00:18:26in the hotel business
00:18:27almost six months
00:18:28Harvey old boy
00:18:29just leave everything
00:18:30to Norman
00:18:31welcome to the
00:18:32Transylvania Astoria
00:18:34oh well thank you
00:18:35very much
00:18:36I hope this is
00:18:37a quiet place
00:18:38I'm under doctor's orders
00:18:40to have complete
00:18:41rest and quiet
00:18:42I'm sure you'll be
00:18:43satisfied
00:18:45what
00:18:46Norman
00:18:47Carly take
00:18:48Mrs. Snodgrass's
00:18:49bags to her room
00:18:50sure thing Harv
00:18:51follow me lady
00:18:51oh boy
00:18:52you're a fat one
00:18:53aren't you
00:18:53of all the nerve
00:18:55leave everything
00:18:57to Norman
00:18:59now why did you
00:19:00reserve only
00:19:01one room Claude
00:19:03why not a suite
00:19:04we're only going
00:19:05to be here
00:19:06two nights
00:19:06why not live it up
00:19:08you're so chintzy
00:19:09oh my mother
00:19:10told me not
00:19:11to marry you
00:19:12your mother
00:19:13was a wise woman
00:19:14my dear
00:19:15I wish you
00:19:16had listened
00:19:16to her
00:19:18Claude my friend
00:19:19how good not
00:19:20to see you again
00:19:21Count Dracula
00:19:23you old bloodhound
00:19:24you remember
00:19:26mother little
00:19:26little woman
00:19:27ah
00:19:28Nagata
00:19:28my dear
00:19:29you look
00:19:29radiant
00:19:30the shroud
00:19:31was made
00:19:32for you
00:19:32oh go on
00:19:34I swear
00:19:35you could charm
00:19:36the bats
00:19:37right out
00:19:37of the caves
00:19:38and this is
00:19:39our son
00:19:40Ghoul
00:19:41Ghoul
00:19:42I would like
00:19:42you to meet
00:19:43my son
00:19:43Boobular
00:19:44hey kid
00:19:45you want
00:19:45to fight
00:19:46why not
00:19:47there's nothing
00:19:48else to do
00:19:48in this creepy
00:19:49place
00:19:57it is so
00:19:59hard for me
00:19:59to see children
00:20:00and their pets
00:20:01at play
00:20:01please
00:20:02please
00:20:03we mustn't
00:20:04have this
00:20:04sort of
00:20:06no
00:20:06no
00:20:07I'm not
00:20:08seeing this
00:20:09imagination
00:20:10hallucination
00:20:12I'm sorry
00:20:13but you'll have
00:20:14to keep
00:20:14your children
00:20:14in line
00:20:15we can't
00:20:16have such
00:20:16disturbances
00:20:17in the lobby
00:20:18of the
00:20:18Transylvania Astoria
00:20:19but the
00:20:20children
00:20:21and their pets
00:20:21are just
00:20:22getting acquainted
00:20:23and that's
00:20:23another thing
00:20:24no pets
00:20:25allowed
00:20:29but perhaps
00:20:30we can make
00:20:31an exception
00:20:31in this case
00:20:36good grief
00:20:37my favorite
00:20:38movie stars
00:20:38Mr. Invisible
00:20:39and Count Dracula
00:20:40charming lad
00:20:42indeed
00:20:42type A
00:20:44in my book
00:20:44we're with
00:20:45the Frankenstein
00:20:46party
00:20:47oh yeah
00:20:47the wedding
00:20:48tomorrow night
00:20:49oh boy
00:20:50I bet this place
00:20:51will be crawling
00:20:52with celebrities
00:20:53for that blast
00:20:54say
00:20:54are you fellas
00:20:56going to the
00:20:56bachelor party
00:20:57tonight
00:20:57I hear the
00:20:58wicked witch
00:20:59of the east
00:20:59is going to
00:21:00pop out of
00:21:00the cake
00:21:01at midnight
00:21:03I wouldn't
00:21:04miss it
00:21:04for the world
00:21:05oh you men
00:21:06are all alike
00:21:08hey let me
00:21:08take your bags
00:21:09I mean your
00:21:10coffins
00:21:11yes of course
00:21:12my friend
00:21:12please take
00:21:13the coffins
00:21:18may I help
00:21:19you sir
00:21:19I'd like a room
00:21:21without a bath
00:21:22for my friend
00:21:23mummy
00:21:23and a bath
00:21:25without a room
00:21:26for the creature
00:21:27we'll be staying
00:21:29tonight
00:21:29and tomorrow
00:21:30night
00:21:32a room
00:21:33no bath
00:21:34and a bath
00:21:38I'm not seeing
00:21:39this like the
00:21:40doctor said
00:21:42what about you
00:21:44sir
00:21:44for me
00:21:45a camel
00:21:47oh
00:21:50imagination
00:21:52and all that
00:22:00who is it
00:22:01let me guess
00:22:02um
00:22:03it's lance
00:22:04right
00:22:04no
00:22:05um
00:22:06marvin
00:22:06that's it
00:22:07it must be
00:22:07marvin
00:22:08maybe it's tab
00:22:09matthew
00:22:10rock
00:22:12oh
00:22:13i give up
00:22:14i give up
00:22:15i give up
00:22:18oh
00:22:20i give up
00:22:20oh
00:22:21i give up
00:22:32oh
00:22:37Oh, boy, I can't believe it.
00:22:41I have your autograph.
00:22:43You are one of my favorites.
00:22:54Dracula, the mummy, the creature.
00:22:56Oh, boy, those old stars still got that magic.
00:23:00They still drive the people wild.
00:23:04It's not happening.
00:23:06It's not.
00:23:07I'm imagining all this.
00:23:18Hey, Hoff, guess what?
00:23:19The whole staff quit.
00:23:20They just up and left.
00:23:21So did the guests.
00:23:23I can't understand it.
00:23:24Everyone seems to be having the same hallucinations I'm having.
00:23:28Ah!
00:23:29Yeah, you know what?
00:23:30I hear there's a lot of that going around.
00:23:32All the movie stars are still here, though.
00:23:33Oh, and look at the autographs I got.
00:23:35Re-collectors' items.
00:23:38And here's Count Dracula.
00:23:40You know, I wonder if he was putting me on.
00:23:42Yeah, it's probably red ink or ketchup.
00:23:44That's the way they do things in Hollywood.
00:23:51And the monster put his foot print in front of the hotel.
00:23:54And it wasn't even with cement, either.
00:23:55Just boom, right in the sidewalk.
00:23:57Norman?
00:23:58Yeah, where's it, Hoff?
00:23:59Go away.
00:24:01Sure thing, Hoff.
00:24:01I gotta feed and brush the werewolf anyway.
00:24:05Oh, how nicely you've redone the place for the wedding.
00:24:09There'll be a little something extra in your tip envelope, my good man, I assure you.
00:24:14But please, keep Rosebud in his cage.
00:24:18He's liable to terrify my guests.
00:24:28Book, tell me how to stop wearing girl mine.
00:24:45Chain to bed.
00:24:48He-he-he-he-he!
00:25:35Claude, everybody's staring at you.
00:25:38You're using the wrong fork for your salad.
00:25:41You don't care how you embarrass and humiliate me.
00:25:47Did you ever see a person with worse manners than my husband?
00:25:51I hate to be seen anywhere with him. He doesn't care how I feel.
00:25:55Oh, no. He's only interested in himself.
00:26:09What is this slop?
00:26:11Ice cream.
00:26:14The stuff they make you eat at these fancy places.
00:26:18But I wouldn't give for a chicken neck.
00:26:51Norman, these hors d'oeuvres are delicious.
00:26:53Hey, go easy on them. Those black widow spiders are hard to get.
00:26:59Well, young fellow, how does it feel knowing you're about to give up your freedom?
00:27:04Yes. By this time tomorrow night, your carousing date will be a thing of the past.
00:27:08And such a dashing young gentleman you are, too.
00:27:12Indeed. Remember that nurse you picked up in Luxembourg?
00:27:18Not only the nurse, but two doctors, the driver and the ambulance as well.
00:27:25And what about the time you went on a tear right in the heart of downtown Transylvania?
00:27:31Yes. I remember it well. The whole town turned out that night.
00:27:39I told you three stop. You're embarrassing the boy.
00:27:44And what about that last Halloween at the office party?
00:27:48You say you not tell that one?
00:27:52Well, I should hope not.
00:28:00May I have your attention, please?
00:28:03Ladies, gentlemen, and or assorted creatures, the great moment is at hand.
00:28:10As you all know, I am one of the truly fabulous scientists of all time.
00:28:21The scientific world said it couldn't be done.
00:28:24But I have accomplished the impossible.
00:28:28I have created life. Not once, but twice.
00:28:33My dear Baron, we have all heard the speech. Let us now see the cheek.
00:28:46She can put her shoes under my coffin any time she wishes.
00:28:56Gentlemen, please.
00:29:00Wow. It's fabulous.
00:29:03All these goofy guys fighting over me.
00:29:10Boy, little boy, isn't this a fantastic bash? Huh, Harvey?
00:29:13These cats really know how to throw a party. Fantastic!
00:29:16I haven't the vaguest idea what you're talking about, Norman.
00:29:22Well, it's about time they got the party games going.
00:29:26Yeah. It was getting to be a dragon.
00:29:37Claw, and you're disgusting. There's a speck of food on your chin. Why don't you use your napkin?
00:29:43Excellent suggestion, my dear.
00:29:45And another thing is, I was all...
00:29:48Must the party.
00:29:49Oh!
00:30:01Igor, take the girl into the hills and hide her until the wedding.
00:30:06Bring her back tomorrow at midnight.
00:30:08That's Friday the 13th. Have you got that?
00:30:12Yeah, midnight Friday, 13.
00:30:16Good, good. Now, girl.
00:30:20Ah, she'll be safe.
00:30:22Good old reliable Igor will take care of her.
00:30:25Now I can relax and enjoy the festivities.
00:30:31Midnight, Friday 14th?
00:30:34No, they're 13 o'clock.
00:30:39No, no, they're Thursday 76th at 20 o'clock.
00:30:55A hide girl for monster.
00:30:59Hide the girl.
00:31:02Hide girl for...
00:31:05E-girl!
00:31:10I'm thinking of some kind of...
00:31:14Tom, Tom!
00:31:19Bride. Me want bride.
00:31:24Don't worry, old sport.
00:31:26Your bride is with Igor.
00:31:28Igor?
00:31:30I assure you, she's perfectly safe.
00:32:07Now you get a good day's sleep, my boy.
00:32:10Tonight's the big night.
00:32:12Right now your bride-to-be is in a nice, warm, safe place,
00:32:16resting up for the wedding.
00:32:36It's time for you to go beddy-bye.
00:32:39You have a big day tomorrow.
00:32:40Just think, at this moment, the monstrous is thinking of you
00:32:46as she floats away on the wings of love.
00:32:49heads disappointing.
00:33:06We coming down for
00:33:07a recognition hero forà nhir Takeshi,
00:33:08a roughness.
00:33:09You will be prepared to end here.
00:33:09Yes!
00:33:17L também is a good storyline.
00:33:21Oh, we're good!
00:33:38Rest here.
00:33:41Nobody find here.
00:34:01Does every bride go through this on her wedding day?
00:34:20Igor, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be guarding the bride.
00:34:26Gone.
00:34:27What do you mean, gone?
00:34:33What are you trying to say? Speak up, man.
00:34:38Ah, charades. Two syllables. First syllable.
00:34:43First syllable sounds like...
00:34:47You're mowing the lawn.
00:34:49Good grief! She was run over by a lawnmower.
00:34:54Mow. The first syllable is mail.
00:34:58You're sick?
00:35:00Yes.
00:35:01Ill.
00:35:03Oh, sounds like ill.
00:35:06Mowzill.
00:35:07Mowzill.
00:35:08Mowzill.
00:35:08Gojill. Mowzill.
00:35:11Mowzill.
00:35:13Mowzill.
00:35:14Mowzill.
00:35:15Mowzill.
00:35:15Mowzill.
00:35:17Hey!
00:35:20Now hear this.
00:35:22The monstrous has been taken by Mowzill.
00:35:24We must get her back.
00:35:27Mowzill.
00:35:29Oh, boy, Mowzill.
00:35:31Hey, Harvey, are you coming?
00:35:32Of course not.
00:35:33I'm going to my room and have a nervous breakdown.
00:35:38Mowzill.
00:35:39Which way, Igor?
00:35:42This way.
00:35:47It's other way, I think.
00:35:50Maybe you can pick up the sage.
00:35:52This is from her wardrobe.
00:36:05Dr. Frankenstein.
00:36:07Look, footprints.
00:36:09They go this way. Let's go.
00:36:13How are we going to get across?
00:36:15Wait, I have an idea.
00:36:31Oh, it's him, it's him. Where's my autograph book?
00:36:37No, don't throw that. He might drop the girl and I'd never get her put back together in time for
00:36:43the wedding.
00:36:44Good heavens, Baron. Look, another one.
00:36:55As if we didn't have enough trouble, now there are two of them.
00:36:58Wait a moment. I recognize her. It's the old girl herself, Mrs. Zula.
00:37:05I'm afraid poor old Marty's in for the tongue lashing. He's always had an eye for the ladies, you know.
00:37:12Handsome devil that he is. I can understand why.
00:37:16Good heavens, I've never heard a lady use such language.
00:37:21Spirited lass, isn't she? Reminds me of my own spouse in a way.
00:37:25Especially about the waistline.
00:37:33There she is, lad.
00:37:35What are you waiting for?
00:37:40Ah, true love.
00:37:42It is beautiful, is it not?
00:37:45If only I were a few thousand years younger.
00:37:49Good grief!
00:37:50I hope they haven't damaged one another. Spare parts are hard to come by.
00:37:58Has anybody seen the minister? And where's the hotel tailor? The groom's suit hasn't arrived.
00:38:05They both probably left the country, which is what I should have done.
00:38:08What are we going to do?
00:38:10Your worries on the suit are over. It just so happens that my cousin Conrad is in the suit business.
00:38:16I'll call him, give him the measurements, and zap, he shall deliver the best suit you've ever seen.
00:38:23Neck, thirty-one.
00:38:25Yeah, his neck, not his waist. I told you, he was a big star.
00:38:30Shoulders, one forty-two.
00:38:33I said one forty-two.
00:38:35What's the matter, we got a bad connection or something?
00:38:38Shoe size, fifty-four triple Z.
00:38:43Hello, Conrad? Conrad?
00:38:45Conrad, are you there?
00:38:48Where in blazes is that bellboy with the suit?
00:38:52It's almost time for the wedding.
00:38:54Come in.
00:38:56Another job well done by Norman Nustermacher in action.
00:39:00Sorry it took so long, Baron, but we had a little trouble getting the shoes.
00:39:03You can never find a blacksmith when you need one.
00:39:06Thank you, young man. All right, Igor, help him get dressed.
00:39:09I have to get the other things ready for the wedding.
00:39:32I have to get the other things ready for the wedding.
00:39:36Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:39:43In, nice, eh, nice.
00:39:48Everything is set but the Minister.
00:39:51And the ceremony begins at twelve o'clock.
00:39:54I'm afraid you'll have to stand in, young man.
00:39:57Your position is the same as that of a captain of the ship.
00:40:00I'm the captain of the hotel. Why not? I'm all at sea, anyway.
00:40:08He'll come. Come, mighty.
00:40:13No, me afraid.
00:40:22Where is the groom?
00:40:24He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he.
00:40:31There's nothing to be afraid of. People get married every day.
00:40:35You're a big boy now. Come out of there.
00:40:39No!
00:40:41He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he.
00:40:45Did you hear that? If you don't come out, Igor will marry the monstrous.
00:40:51Mmm, oh, mine.
00:40:57Don't you know it's bad luck to see the bride before the ceremony?
00:41:04Imagine carrying her to the altar. How romantic.
00:41:08You didn't even carry me across the threshold.
00:41:11I had to deal with one problem at a time, my dear.
00:41:15The first was squeezing you through the threshold.
00:41:24Do you, Monstrous, take this thing to be your lawful wedded husband?
00:41:29Oh, yes.
00:41:31And do you, Monstrous, take this... take her to be your lawful wedded wife?
00:41:36Uh-huh.
00:41:38The ring, please. The ring. Oh, no. We forgot the ring.
00:41:47As captain of this madhouse, I pronounce you a man and a wife.
00:41:55You... you... you... you could kiss her.
00:41:59Kiss... kiss her.
00:42:06How could I have made such an error?
00:42:10The bride is on alternate current, and the groom is on direct current.
00:42:21Now, Harvey, I assure you, these so-called monsters were merely figments of your imagination.
00:42:28But, Doctor, they seem so real.
00:42:30I think you're just nervous and upset.
00:42:33You have to learn to relax.
00:42:35When I find myself getting uptight, I take a little drinky-winky.
00:42:40Well, I... I guess you're right.
00:42:42I mean, how could such creatures be real?
00:42:44I'm beginning to feel much better already, Doctor Jekyll.
00:43:12Oh, look! It's Mr. Hyde! It's Mr. Hyde!
00:43:14If I can get his autograph, I'll, like, really have the horse.
00:43:17The whole scene!
00:43:18Hey, Mr. Hyde!
00:43:19Wait up, will ya?
00:43:30What?
00:43:43Oh, ho ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:43:45Oh, ho, ho ho,
00:43:50I'm a scarecrow.
00:43:55Please, Mr. O'Lantern, you're frightening Colleen and the animals.
00:43:59And this is me chapeau, I suppose.
00:44:03Billy, don't.
00:44:05Why, you cheeky little...
00:44:07Don't hurt him, Mr. O'Lantern.
00:44:14Wreck and Bass present Festival of Family Classics.
00:44:39That you know so well
00:44:41Features and fables will story tell
00:44:45Each classic creation
00:44:46In new animation
00:44:48Today's presentation will be
00:44:54The exciting adventures of an elfish Will-o'-the-Wisp
00:44:58Jack-O-Lantern
00:45:00So bring on the whole family
00:45:15Grandpa!
00:45:16Ah, children,
00:45:19Just the sight of you makes me feel 50 years younger.
00:45:22Tell us the story, please, Grandpa.
00:45:24Story?
00:45:25Now, what story might that be?
00:45:28You know, the story about Jack.
00:45:31Jack-O-Lantern.
00:45:32Over there on your windowsill.
00:45:34Well, I guess Jack would never forgive me
00:45:37If I put off telling you a story.
00:45:39Over here, children.
00:45:41Over there!
00:45:42Let's see now.
00:45:44A long, long time ago
00:45:46When your great-aunt Colleen and I
00:45:47Were tots just like you two
00:45:50Our father brought us up from the city
00:45:53To live right here on this very farm.
00:45:57We were very poor
00:45:59And things didn't go well from the beginning.
00:46:03Ah, there's my father now.
00:46:05Poor man, trying to coax a meager crop
00:46:08From the stingy soil.
00:46:09Do you see him?
00:46:10Yes.
00:46:11Yes, I can see him.
00:46:12And there's my sister, Colleen,
00:46:15With Lulu the cow.
00:46:17We'd have gone without milk
00:46:18If it hadn't been for Lulu.
00:46:20There I am with Swayback,
00:46:23The old gray mare
00:46:24Who did the heavy work around the farm.
00:46:26And that's Billy, our pet goat.
00:46:29He didn't do much of anything
00:46:30But cause trouble.
00:46:36We're all finished, Father.
00:46:38I've had it for the day, too.
00:46:40I don't know where all this hard work
00:46:42Is getting us.
00:46:43We slave all day
00:46:44Putting the fields to rights
00:46:46Then wake up the next morning
00:46:48To find the soil hard as a rock
00:46:50From frost or scorched by brush fire.
00:46:52What crops there are
00:46:54Picked to pieces by those mangy crows.
00:46:56But it can't be the crows, Father.
00:46:59They've stayed away
00:47:00Ever since Michael made the scarecrow.
00:47:02Then it must be ghosties and goblins
00:47:04Because every farmer in the area
00:47:06Has the same problem.
00:47:08Maybe we need a better scarecrow.
00:47:10What we need, Michael
00:47:11Is some kind of miracle.
00:47:13Michael, what are we going to do?
00:47:16I still say
00:47:17If we had a better scarecrow,
00:47:19It would help.
00:47:20Look at that poor thing.
00:47:21How could he ever scare anybody?
00:47:24He doesn't even have a head on his shoulders.
00:47:26But how?
00:47:27I've got it.
00:47:28That pumpkin you brought in
00:47:29From the field the other day.
00:47:30Where is it?
00:47:31In the kitchen.
00:47:31Go get it and meet me in the barn.
00:47:39Now, what are those kids up to?
00:47:42Beats me.
00:47:43But it must be something important.
00:47:46Billy, you come away from there.
00:47:49Can't you see the kids are busy?
00:47:51All I want is a little taste.
00:47:54Little taste, my hoof.
00:47:56You need anything you can lift.
00:47:59All I had for lunch was two rusty tin cans.
00:48:02Times are tough all over.
00:48:04Now get out of Colleen's way and be quiet.
00:48:07They expect you to do a day's work
00:48:09On two crummy tin cans.
00:48:12There, it's finished.
00:48:14Michael, it's just beautiful.
00:48:16It's supposed to be scary.
00:48:19Oh, well, it's that too.
00:48:25Who's the blatherskite been chopping holes in me pumpkin
00:48:28And letting in the draft fit to give a buddy a case of the vapors?
00:48:32Oh, my God.
00:48:33My, my.
00:48:35Fancy that.
00:48:35It talks.
00:48:37The old talking pumpkin trick, eh?
00:48:40Is there no one here with the common decency
00:48:43To answer a civil question?
00:48:45Who's been cutting up me pumpkin shell?
00:48:48Oh, don't be afraid, Colleen.
00:48:51Michael?
00:48:52Colleen.
00:48:53What beautiful names yous have.
00:48:55Takes me right back to the old sod, the very sound of them.
00:48:59I cut the holes in your shell, Mr. Pumpkin.
00:49:01Sure, and I'm a leprechaun, not a pumpkin.
00:49:04A leprechaun?
00:49:05Leprechaun?
00:49:06That I am.
00:49:07I just changed meself into a pumpkin seed
00:49:09To hibernate for the winter.
00:49:11And a fine rest I was having
00:49:13Till yous come hacking away at me boudoir
00:49:15With your carving knife.
00:49:17Gosh, Mr.
00:49:18Mr.
00:49:18Jack, Jack O'Lantern is the name
00:49:21Of the Donegal O'Lanterns, I'll have yous know.
00:49:24I'm sorry about your pumpkin shell, Mr. O'Lantern.
00:49:27We were just trying to make a head for our scarecrow.
00:49:30A head for your...
00:49:31Now why on earth would you want to do a thing like that for?
00:49:34To scare away the crows who ruin the farms every night.
00:49:37Crows, is it?
00:49:41Crows?
00:49:42Oh, that's rich.
00:49:45Look, everybody, I'm a scarecrow.
00:49:48Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:49:52Please, Mr.
00:49:53O'Lantern, you're frightening Colleen and the animals.
00:49:56And this is me chapeau, I suppose.
00:50:00Billy, don't.
00:50:01Oh, you cheeky little...
00:50:03Oh, don't hurt him, Mr.
00:50:04O'Lantern.
00:50:05Oh, course I won't hurt him, lad.
00:50:07Wouldn't hurt to teach a little beggar some respect for his elders, though.
00:50:10But why did you carry on so when I told you about the crow?
00:50:14Tisn't the crows that be freezing the earth and scorching your crops,
00:50:18and tisn't the crows that be eating your corn and rhubarb every night.
00:50:22Then who?
00:50:23Tis the ghosts, the ghouls and goblins, and herself Zelda the witch,
00:50:28along with her jellyfish of a husband, Sir Archibald, the warlock.
00:50:32Ghosts? Goblins?
00:50:33Sure, and they want to drive all you farmers away from here
00:50:36so's they can have the land for themselves.
00:50:38What are we going to do?
00:50:40Now, don't you worry your pretty little head, lass.
00:50:43Old Jack will take care of the demons for you.
00:50:45You're talking to a leprechaun, and all us leprechauns have a pot of gold.
00:50:50You have?
00:50:51Right here in me pumpkin shell.
00:50:52And with me pot of gold, I've got more magical powers
00:50:55than the whole flock of spookies put together.
00:50:58Gosh!
00:50:59Tell you what we'll do.
00:51:00You two run off and get some sleep while I stand guard in the fields.
00:51:04Then sneak out and meet me at midnight.
00:51:07Okay, Mr. Ola.
00:51:08Well, don't be so formal, lad.
00:51:10Call me Jack.
00:51:11Now, scoot!
00:51:13Anything you say, Jack.
00:51:15Come on, Colleen.
00:51:16Oh, sure, and there's going to be a fine brouhaha
00:51:19before this night's over.
00:51:23I didn't see it.
00:51:24I didn't hear it.
00:51:25It never happened.
00:51:26It was just a bad dream.
00:51:28Sure, that's what it was.
00:51:29A dream.
00:51:31How come all three of us had the same dream?
00:51:34You and your bean mouth.
00:51:40Neither Colleen nor I slept a bit that night.
00:51:43We just lay there in our bed, shivering with excitement.
00:51:47And a few minutes before the witching hour,
00:51:50we quietly sneaked out to meet our new friend, Jack O'Lattern.
00:51:54And heaven knows what else.
00:52:02There you are, young'uns.
00:52:04And just in time, I might add,
00:52:06the fireworks should start pretty soon now.
00:52:09Fireworks?
00:52:09Oh, yes, Zelda and her bunch like to make a big entrance.
00:52:13I'm surprised you never heard them before.
00:52:15They make enough racket to wake the dead.
00:52:17But wait, do you hear it?
00:52:19Hear what?
00:52:20The wind, lad, the wind.
00:52:23Don't you hear it beginning to moan, kind of weird, like?
00:52:26That means they're on their way.
00:52:29Zelda and her pack of blackards will be upon us any minute now.
00:52:32Now, now, little ones, there's nothing to be feared of.
00:52:35So long as I got me pot of gold, no harm can come to you.
00:52:39Poor Jack O'Lattern will best them at every turn.
00:52:42Just you watch.
00:52:44Look, there they come now.
00:52:49Oh, really, Zelda, darling, must you cackle like that?
00:52:56It's hardly ladylike.
00:52:58How many times do I have to tell you, stupid?
00:53:01Witches aren't supposed to be ladylike.
00:53:06Oh, dear, every night the same old noise.
00:53:09Can't we spend a nice, quiet evening at home once in a while?
00:53:13You're the one who said we should acquire a nice piece of land
00:53:16for when we reach retirement age.
00:53:19But, I mean, this is so undignified.
00:53:21Here they come.
00:53:22But what are they going to do?
00:53:24Well, they usually starts the proceedings off with a rain of hailstones.
00:53:29But I've handled that old trick many the time in the past
00:53:32with me trusty horn aplenty.
00:53:34They're in for a treat.
00:53:35Now, watch closely.
00:53:37Zelda to demons!
00:53:39Zelda to demons!
00:53:40Let's hit them with a barrage of hailstones!
00:53:42We'll have them running for the hills in no time!
00:53:45Oh, dear.
00:53:48Come on, Zelda, you old baggage!
00:53:51Let's get on with the Donnybrook!
00:53:54Hailstones away!
00:53:59So yous have finally got things going, have you?
00:54:02High time, I'd say!
00:54:13Not a bad Troy, you ugly heathens!
00:54:17Just ain't seen nothing yet!
00:54:29What's this?
00:54:30Our own hailstorm backfiring on us?
00:54:34I sense foul play afoot!
00:54:36I should say so.
00:54:38Some cads ruined my topper.
00:54:40I smell a rat here.
00:54:43Oh, I do hope so.
00:54:44I'm famished.
00:54:47Oh, Jack, you were wonderful.
00:54:50It's not over with yet.
00:54:51They'll be back.
00:54:53Herself is no pushover.
00:54:55I say, Zelda darling, this is most unusual.
00:54:58You're right, Archie.
00:54:59I'm going down to have a look.
00:55:02Look!
00:55:03Here she comes!
00:55:04That's herself, all right.
00:55:06The old biddy is coming down, breeding fire.
00:55:13A brush fire.
00:55:15Quick, form a bucket brigade.
00:55:16Now, now, lad.
00:55:18I told you I had the situation well in hand.
00:55:20You see this little bit of powder?
00:55:22It's called Instant Tropical Storm.
00:55:26All you do is add water and...
00:55:33Oh, Jack, you're terrific.
00:55:37Of course I am, darling.
00:55:38Ain't I been telling you that all along?
00:55:41Of all the double-dealing dirty tricks.
00:55:45A tropical storm.
00:55:46Something amiss, my love.
00:55:48You bet it is.
00:55:49And I think I know who's behind it.
00:55:53Zelda to demons died in formation.
00:56:06Jack, they're frosting the soil.
00:56:09No crop could ever come up through that.
00:56:11Now, when will the two of you have ever become believers in old Jack?
00:56:18Oh, sorry, young'uns.
00:56:20I forgot you were just mortals.
00:56:25Now, as I was saying,
00:56:27there's nothing these beasties can do
00:56:29that Jack-o'-lantern can't undo.
00:56:31All I need to do is place a call to the North Pole,
00:56:34order a dash of the midnight sun...
00:56:42And puff!
00:56:43Not only is the frost gone,
00:56:45but the fields have been watered.
00:56:48The midnight sun from the North Pole.
00:56:50Jack, you're the greatest.
00:56:53True, true, true.
00:56:55Let's face it, my dear.
00:56:56There's someone down there with magic more powerful than ours.
00:57:00You bet there is.
00:57:01And I know who.
00:57:03He's pulled that midnight sun bit on me before.
00:57:07Jack-o'-lantern.
00:57:08Jack-o'-lantern.
00:57:10Well, that just about wraps things up as far as I'm concerned.
00:57:15Shall we offer home?
00:57:16Not on your broomstick, birdbrain.
00:57:19Jack-o'-lantern's had the best of us for the last time.
00:57:22Now, I've found his Achilles heel.
00:57:26Jack-o'-lantern.
00:57:26His what?
00:57:27His weak spot.
00:57:29Those two kids down there.
00:57:31He's obviously fond of them.
00:57:34Oh, please, Zelda.
00:57:35Let's don't get children involved in all this business.
00:57:38They always manage to botch things up so.
00:57:40Not this time, they won't.
00:57:43Once we grab those kids, we'll have Jack-o'-lantern in our power.
00:57:52Oh, dear.
00:57:53I sometimes wonder if this is the same sweet girl I married 1,600 years ago.
00:58:01The rest of you will follow me.
00:58:03We'll dive on that scarecrow in formation.
00:58:06That's where Jack-o'-lantern is hiding out.
00:58:09And while we keep him busy, Archie will grab the kids.
00:58:13Me?
00:58:14Surely you jest, Zelda.
00:58:16Me capture two children.
00:58:18You know how I loathe the little monsters.
00:58:21Oh, stop whining, you worm.
00:58:23And do as you're told.
00:58:25Demons!
00:58:26Attack!
00:58:30Just as I feared, here they come again.
00:58:32You two hide yourselves behind that haystack, whilst I give them what for.
00:58:36Be careful, Jack.
00:58:50You two hide yourself behind that haystack.
00:59:07Boy, did you see that.
00:59:10Michael, I'm scared.
00:59:12What's to be scared about?
00:59:13Nobody can hurt us, not with Jack-o'-lantern on our side.
00:59:18Help!
00:59:19Help, Jack!
00:59:21Put me down!
00:59:22Let go of me!
00:59:23Oh, I say, do stop making such a fuss.
00:59:26I'm not enjoying this any more than you are.
00:59:28Oh!
00:59:29Oh!
00:59:31Oh!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh!
00:59:34Oh!
00:59:34Oh!
00:59:34Oh!
00:59:35Oh!
00:59:36Oh!
00:59:38And let that be a lesson to yous.
00:59:41Don't tangle with Jack-o'-lantern unless yous are prepared to take a shalaka.
00:59:47Well, if it ain't Miss Death Valley, 1808.
00:59:51We meet again, Jack-o'-lantern.
00:59:54And this time, I will be victorious.
00:59:58Tell that to your bunch of boobies I just sent back in.
01:00:01Oh, I know you've got powerful magic in your pot of gold, you scoundrel.
01:00:07But I have the ace in the hole.
01:00:09Both aces, as a matter of fact.
01:00:14Jack, help!
01:00:16One more move, O'lantern, and I'll turn these brats to stone before you can pull any of your tricks.
01:00:22I'm warnin' you, Zelda, if any harm comes to either of them youngsters, you shall not escape the wrath of
01:00:28Jack-o'-lantern, and that's a fact.
01:00:30I'll worry about that later.
01:00:32Right now, I'm giving the orders.
01:00:34Unless you want two young statues on your hands, you'll come out of that pumpkin shell and leave your pot
01:00:41of gold inside.
01:00:43Leave me pot of gold?
01:00:44You daft woman.
01:00:45You know I'd never leave it out of me sight.
01:00:47Either that, or I zap the kids.
01:00:50What's it gonna be?
01:00:53Ah, right.
01:00:54You win, Zelda.
01:00:56Ha ha ha ha!
01:00:58Ha ha ha!
01:01:01Ha ha ha ha!
01:01:06Ha ha ha!
01:01:07Ha ha ha ha!
01:01:09I got it!
01:01:10I got his pot of gold!
01:01:13Are you sure?
01:01:14Of course I'm sure.
01:01:21Here, you hold this while me and my demons drive these farmers out of here once and for all.
01:01:28Oh, dear me.
01:01:30Ha ha ha ha!
01:01:32All right, demons!
01:01:33Follow me!
01:01:35Ha ha ha!
01:01:38I don't think she's a very nice lady.
01:01:41I'm not too crazy about the sissy with the pumpkin, either.
01:01:45Ha ha ha!
01:01:46Ha ha ha!
01:01:46They certainly aren't being very nice to the kids.
01:01:49Yeah, and that sure gets my goat.
01:01:51Uh, no offense, Billy.
01:01:52The three of you just stay where you are.
01:01:54Remember, I've got the magic pot of gold, so there's no use trying anything tricky.
01:01:58Ah, the spineless toad!
01:02:00If I could only get me hands on him!
01:02:05There must be something we can do.
01:02:08I certainly hope so.
01:02:10I'll tell you what I'd like to do.
01:02:12Ha ha ha!
01:02:13I'd like to butt that warlock through a wall.
01:02:16Ha ha ha!
01:02:17Kids, I think I just got me an idea.
01:02:20What is it, Jack?
01:02:21Just you watch.
01:02:24Oh, Archie, me lad.
01:02:25Would you be so kind as to fetch me lid?
01:02:28There's an awesome draught in this place.
01:02:30I suppose so, but no tricks now.
01:02:33I'm the soul of innocence.
01:02:39Do your stuff, Billy, me boy.
01:02:43Oh, you thief, Jack-o'-lantern.
01:02:45This is another one of your ghastly tricks.
01:02:49That ought to hold you, old chap.
01:02:51That's really dirty pool.
01:02:53I dare say Zelda will raise an awful fuss about this.
01:02:57Would you kindly get a move on, you beastly bovine?
01:03:00I'm doing the best I can.
01:03:03Oh, my. This isn't bad at all.
01:03:08Now what, Jack?
01:03:09All I gotta do is hop into me pumpkin
01:03:11and trash them spooky blighters to a fairly well.
01:03:18Come on. I gotta see this.
01:03:31That oughta learn yous to mess with an old lantern.
01:03:36And as for you two vipers...
01:03:40Jack, you did it again.
01:03:43And was there ever any doubt?
01:03:45I told yous I'd do it, and I done it.
01:03:49Of course, I had a little help.
01:03:51I'm afraid it was too late, though.
01:03:56Kids, I'm prepared to make a deal with yous.
01:03:59Now, being as how I'm getting on to 6,000 years old,
01:04:03it's time I was thinking of me retirement.
01:04:06Now, in return for a nice, warm, peaceful home
01:04:10for me and me pumpkin shell,
01:04:12I could promise yous a bumper crop
01:04:14by the time the sun is full up.
01:04:16You could live with us forever.
01:04:19Done.
01:04:32And Jack's been with me ever since.
01:04:38Oh, gosh.
01:04:41Now I've got to see if your grandmother needs help in the kitchen.
01:04:45Gee, that's a terrific story.
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:48I don't believe it, though, do you?
01:04:50No, I don't think so.
01:04:53What do yous mean yous don't believe it?
01:04:55In my day, we were taught better manners
01:04:58than to go about accusing our elders of fibbing.
01:05:01You don't believe it, indeed.
01:05:03Something wrong with kids these days, if you ask me.
01:05:07Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:05:42Good night.