00:00What will you drink if you stop drinking?
00:02I should drink water.
00:04It's a mix of Patsy, we have it with whisky.
00:07What do you look like? I mean, you've given up drinking before.
00:10Worst eight hours of my life.
00:12Is she the one who ruined your figure in the first place?
00:14Is she the one who turned you into this potato that we see before?
00:19I could live with it. What do they look like?
00:21Well, a zeppelin in a condom, darling.
00:24Thanks to you, I had to spend the whole evening alone in this house with Helena Bonham Carter here.
00:29It's disgusting.
00:30Oh, let me see.
00:31I think we should throw it away.
00:31Let me just see it first. Let me just see it.
00:34Disgusting.
00:37Oh, my God.
00:39Oh, my God.
00:41Oh, look at that. Look at that. Don't look at that.
00:43It's disgusting. That is so degrading to women.
00:46What do you mean? She's got the whip.
00:48Yeah.
00:50My name is Patsy Stone. I'm an alcoholic.
00:53And what she did was an act of humanitarian mercy.
00:55That is hardly a reason to steal a crate of champagne.
00:58No, no. Father, Father.
00:59I'm a Patsy Stone.
01:00Yes.
01:0447.
01:07I'll fail.
01:09Hey, Hilt, if I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
01:12If you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you're better up dining a bottle of whiskey.
01:17When I heard that Ed's was pregnant, I told her to abort.
01:20Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort!
01:22Chug it down the pan!
01:23Bring me...
01:24A knitting needle?
01:25A knitting needle!
01:27Oh, Alex, this is the mood board for the next edition.
01:30Yes, yes.
01:30Sex pitch.
01:31Aristose.
01:32Oh, sex.
01:33Punk.
01:33Whore.
01:34Bitch.
01:34Prozzy.
01:35Prozzy.
01:35Lezzy.
01:36Punk.
01:36Tar.
01:37Slut.
01:37Slut.
01:38Oh, but Alex, Alex, with lovely shoes.
01:40Oh, yes.
01:42This is a story of a self-raising flower.
01:45Oh, shut up.
01:48I am that flower.
01:50I need to get it out of my chest where it has sat there for all these years.
01:54I need to shout it openly.
01:56Piss off!
01:57Hey, darling, darling, darling, how do I look?
01:59How do I look?
01:59How do I look, Ed?
02:00I think I can see a panty line.
02:02Oh, but Edie...
02:03What?
02:03I'm not wearing any pants.
02:06Can you tell her not to speak when she's that close?
02:08I can feel her dog breath on my neck.
02:11What's step three, darling?
02:12Step three is rut him and beget the sun and air.
02:16In fact, I think that might be step two.
02:17Oh, right.
02:18Who's running the shop?
02:19I am.
02:20I did that little management course, you know.
02:22Buy, sell, hire and fire.
02:24You know, the secret is, Edie, is you've got to hire people while they're still in awe of you,
02:28treat them like shit, and then sack them before they despise you.
02:31That's fantastic.
02:33Your truth, your twisted little arsewipe truth.
02:40Why?
02:42You little piece of dribble piss.
02:45And if you
02:47ever try anything like this again,
02:52I will kill you.
02:59Let's notify my next of kin.
03:04This wheel shall explode.
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