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00:18No, we've got more chance of finding a shit with wings than we've done Darryl's body tonight.
00:22Some croc's probably tucked him away like a drag queen's dick by now.
00:27Or I'd say he's been eating already.
00:31What?
00:33What?
00:33Were you ever going to tell me that your dad lives in Barrow Creek?
00:36Here we go.
00:37Now, you specifically said that you have no family here, Eddie.
00:40Yeah, because I thought he was in jail.
00:41Well, feel free to tell me about your hometown while we are investigating a case in your hometown
00:47so I don't make a complete git of myself.
00:49Well, you're doing a pretty good job of that yourself by now.
00:51Oh, the glasses are for motion sickness.
00:54Mate, who cares who kept what from who, okay?
00:56We're trying to solve a high-profile murder here.
00:59Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
01:00So tomorrow morning, we hit the ground running, get his autopsy report and we fingerprint his cage.
01:04What?
01:05Whose cage?
01:05Triple pet, my crocodile!
01:07Eddie, we are investigating a homicide.
01:09This is a fucking homicide.
01:10Hom means human.
01:12Right.
01:12Now I'd like to say a few words about triple pet and my crocodile brother.
01:16Please don't.
01:17Triple pet!
01:17Please no.
01:18You loved eating.
01:21Specifically pets.
01:22Three of them to be exact.
01:23And I know we had our challenges.
01:25I accidentally shot off three of your scoots with a slug gun and you tried to eat me a lot.
01:29But you were my best mate.
01:30And I solemnly vowed to find your killer and avenge your death and so does Collins.
01:33No, I don't.
01:34And now, what's your favourite song?
01:35Oh, possibly.
01:36Crackle and rose, you're a starboard woman.
01:40But you make me sing like a guitar humming.
01:43So hang on to me, girl.
01:45The song keeps playing on.
01:49Play now, play now, play now, play now, play now, my baby.
01:53Ready?
01:54Bam!
02:23Now, that was a silly ball last night.
02:26Hey, and Don's death is no excuse for you to kick off it in there.
02:30Let's get this right on the show, shall we?
02:33Wait, wait, wait. What's with this get up?
02:35You look like a beachy mortician.
02:36You need to get involved with this, mate.
02:38100% petroleum, moisture wicking, hammerhead, shark on the back.
02:42Hey, yep. Wowee, yep.
02:45Not as good as Bushy Shirt, eh?
02:46Oh, hey, you seen that one?
02:49Fucking bull croc on the front, helicopter on the back,
02:52double the action, you know?
02:53I don't.
02:54So, any word on Don's autopsy?
02:56Uh, no. Apparently, forensics are busy,
02:58but we'll head to Darwin once the autopsy's confirmed.
03:01Okay. When do we meet our team?
03:02Uh, there is no team.
03:03All personnel have been diverted to Task Force Hamare
03:06for the backpacker case.
03:07My loves!
03:08Hi.
03:09I bought us new drink bottles.
03:10I've taped the What Colour Is Your Piss dehydration guide on the site.
03:13Good on you, thank you.
03:14Eddie, I'm so glad you're here reconnecting with your dad.
03:16No, I'm not.
03:17Such a beautiful experience.
03:18No, it's not.
03:19Thank you for letting us be part of it.
03:20No, okay.
03:21No.
03:22Yeah, move out of the way.
03:23Fucking old scroed-up to you now.
03:25Hold that.
03:25I'm going to talk to him about Triple Pet.
03:26Okay, my love.
03:27I'm going to a camping store.
03:29Buy us a family piss bucket.
03:30Oi!
03:31Why are you still here?
03:32I thought we could reconnect.
03:34Have a nice cup of Makona.
03:35I'm investigating the Don Darrell homicide.
03:37Fucking hell.
03:38You fucking talk to me about Don Darrell.
03:40He's fucking dead to me.
03:41I tell you what,
03:42if you had one dram of fucking loyalty
03:44and you'd be fucking dead to you too.
03:46He is dead to me.
03:47He's fucking dead to everybody
03:48because he's fucking dead.
03:49What did you do with Triple Pet?
03:51What?
03:51You got tits for a ass.
03:52I told you last night.
03:53Somebody stole it.
03:54Oh, really?
03:55Okay.
03:55Yeah?
03:55And that's how he wound up dead in the river
03:57with Don Darrell's arm in his mouth?
03:59What are you on about, Bill?
04:00That's not Triple Pet.
04:01Look at the bunks on top of its head.
04:03That croc's got all his scoots.
04:04Triple Pet's got half of his missing.
04:06And we both know how that happened.
04:07Shit, yo.
04:08So where's Triple Pet then?
04:09I don't bloody know.
04:11Come on, not this asshole again.
04:13Get fucked up, man.
04:14Hey, you.
04:15I'm a confessor.
04:16Thanks, Doc.
04:18Hello.
04:19I'm, um, I'm Dulcy.
04:21I didn't get a chance to meet properly
04:23when you were shooting at us.
04:24Yeah, no, about you.
04:26Have a look at the fairy, hey?
04:28Shetland Barney and a lesbian giraffe.
04:30It's like a fucking Disney film come to life.
04:33Good luck for the case at Wiener.
04:35You're off to a fucking flyer so far.
04:44This building used to be the old school.
04:46You'd remember that, wouldn't you?
04:48Yep.
04:48Oh, yeah.
04:49So anyway, here's the keys to your vehicle.
04:51All right, that's on loan from the boys
04:52at the Dierks River Station,
04:54so I'd give it a wipe down if I was you.
04:56The kitchen, just over here.
04:59Bathroom's out the back.
05:00The toilet is non-load bearing,
05:02so just hover over the top of it
05:04like you're riding an invisible motorbike.
05:06That's it.
05:07Just make yourselves at home.
05:09I'm retiring next week.
05:10So I'm doing the handover with my replacement.
05:13So far, it's been like hand-rearing a baby duck.
05:16Senior Sergeant Heffernan?
05:17Oh, speak of the devil.
05:19Detectives, this is the incoming
05:20Barrow Creek Sergeant Luke Ferguson.
05:22Hey, I know you.
05:24Used to work at HQ.
05:25Bushy put his dick in your yoga that time,
05:27remember that?
05:28I do.
05:29I do remember that.
05:30Yeah, you're still making that home, bro?
05:31Stuff tastes like a banana pissed itself.
05:33It was tropical sour.
05:35Oh, yeah, it was potent.
05:36Couldn't stop pissing brown for a week.
05:38What's the deal with the man-bait, man-bait?
05:40I had a procedure done on my plantar fasciitis.
05:42The Don Darrell autopsy report's taking an awfully long time to print.
05:46Sorry, the autopsy's been done already?
05:48Yes, and it's taking a very long time to print.
05:50Okay.
05:50We'll just bring it in to the detectives when it's done, Luke.
05:53Oh, I can't do that, Senior Sergeant.
05:54You are supposed to be taking me through the emergency SOPs
05:57all the way through till lunchtime.
05:58I'm only rostered on till 3pm.
06:00It'll be overtime after that.
06:01Yeah, okay.
06:02Okay.
06:03Yep.
06:04Jeez, if the weather doesn't do me in, that boy will.
06:07Just hold tight.
06:08Right, you've got to open the tray.
06:11What kind of backyard forensics officer's an autopsy
06:13without informing the detectives in charge?
06:16It's Territory Forensics, mate.
06:17Pretty much just three blokes and a Commodore 64.
06:20You've just got to be firm with us.
06:21Senior Sergeant.
06:22Yes, coming, Luke.
06:23No, download.
06:24Too slow.
06:26Weapon used in the post-mortem disarticulation of the Daryl
06:31is a weapon with a cutting edge attached to a handle or hilt.
06:36It's a knife.
06:37That's a knife, right.
06:39So his head and arm were removed after death.
06:42What else does it say?
06:43It's just it, the knife bit.
06:44What?
06:45That's not...
06:46No, it's not.
06:46It is.
06:47No, what about the time of death or the cause of death?
06:50Is there a tox report?
06:52Cause of death unknown.
06:53Yeah, and they need the torso.
06:54It's got all the vital organs, the heart, the lungs, the bum and the boobs.
06:56Sure, but this isn't a forensics report.
06:59This is a book blurb.
07:00Forget about it.
07:01We'll figure this out some other way.
07:02Forensics is a crutch for you anyway.
07:03Come on, let's just go to the Daryls.
07:05Shake their shorts.
07:06See what turds fall out.
07:07Come on, you can drive.
07:08Oh, can I?
07:10Oh, Eddie, in interviews, we referred to Don's death as a fishing accident.
07:13No mention we're treating it as a murder.
07:15I know.
07:16I'll be confidential as fuck, mate.
07:17I always am.
07:19Hi.
07:19Fuck.
07:20Pat was going to give me a quote about Don Daryl and then forgot about me.
07:22I heard everything you said.
07:26You're a fucking journo?
07:27Yes, I'm Leo Lea.
07:29I write the NT Times Daily Crock Watch column.
07:30Right.
07:31Well, obviously I'm a fan, but if you print anything we just said, I'll do you for perverting
07:34the course of justice, okay?
07:35That's not the charge for that.
07:36Just keep your holes shut.
07:38Okay, but I'm a trained journalist, so you should let me investigate with you.
07:40I'm dangerously bored in my job.
07:42I've written the same weekly croc attack article for months now and not one person's noticed.
07:45Leo, your help with the crime scene photos was appreciated, but I am running a professional
07:50investigation here, so thank you and no thank you and goodbye, please.
07:54Oh, there's a recycling bin.
07:56Yes, yes.
07:57Okay, thank you.
07:57Oi, Reddy, that bike, that's not yours.
08:01Who I know you?
08:02Yes, it's Mickey.
08:03Hi, Auntie.
08:03Don't call her Auntie Bub, she's not black.
08:05Yes, she is.
08:06Did you pretend to be black to take my 10-year-old's bike?
08:09No.
08:10And I didn't take the bike.
08:11Yeah, she paid me $120 to hire it for three days.
08:14Cash.
08:14Yes, so we can pay to get Uncle Al's bowfix.
08:16Yeah, because I put dog biscuits in the field tank.
08:18Right, well, what?
08:19We'll turn it in good condition and pump up the tyres.
08:22Come on, let's go.
08:23Wait, wait, wait, Miffy.
08:25You're a ranger, yeah?
08:26So my crocodile brother triple pet's gone missing.
08:29Have you seen him in the area?
08:30Listen, blue heelers, if you want my ancestral knowledge and my professional expertise for
08:33your police investigation, then you can contact my boss Keith.
08:36Keith can contact me and I can tell Keith to fuck right off.
08:38Here you go.
08:40Your sonny's.
08:42All right, come on, you lot.
08:43Auntie Mary said you can collect some cans at the pub while I'm at work today.
08:46Love the school holidays.
08:47Come on, Mub.
08:47How many cans do we need?
08:49That ranger's a bit of a punish.
08:52Freaky eyes.
08:53Too many fucking colours if you ask me.
08:55Looks like a poisonous frog.
08:57What?
08:57We don't need the bike.
08:58Eddie, we have the car.
08:59We have an adult car now, so...
09:00I've still got five hours left on the rental.
09:02Let's just go.
09:02No worries.
09:03It's going to be your human map.
09:05Oh, my God.
09:06Oh, my God.
09:07I don't know what you're doing.
09:09I don't know what you're doing.
09:10It's okay.
09:11It's up there.
09:12Oh, my God.
09:17What?
09:17So when we get there, I'll take a lead with the Daryls.
09:20Really?
09:20You think that's wise?
09:21Amber all but kneecapped to you last night.
09:23At least I'm a local, mate.
09:24You stick rich.
09:25I'll look at you and then they'll know you play the ogre.
09:27Oh, and you're terrified of arse play.
09:30It was the clarinet, actually.
09:33Oh, it's the superintendent.
09:35Believe it.
09:35We're almost there.
09:37Superintendent.
09:38Ah, Detective.
09:39I'm just here for a laxer.
09:40Thought I'd give you a call, see how you got on this morning.
09:42Well, we've just arrived at the Daryls now, sir, so hopefully we can't question all of the family members,
09:46get them to piece together a picture of Don's final hour.
09:48Okay.
09:49And, uh, how's Detective Redcliffe getting on?
09:54Ah, really, really great, actually.
09:57But she'd like a therapy puppet.
09:58What, really?
09:59Puppet?
10:00Okay.
10:00You're each there, eh?
10:01I'll let HR know.
10:03They'll be wrapped.
10:04I'm doing too many things here.
10:05Oh, actually, sir, we could use your assistance with forensics.
10:09Don Daryl's autopsy report was all of eight words.
10:11They didn't give us a cause of death.
10:13Now, we appreciate that they need more body parts, but we expect there to be more information.
10:17Yeah, well, that sounds about right, Detective.
10:20Um, look, I'll make some calls, see if I can't unblock a few of those evidence pipelines for you.
10:24Thank you, sir, and we'll do some old-fashioned pavement pounding till then.
10:28All right, I'll let you do it.
10:30Okay, bye for now.
10:33Hey, um, no jokes.
10:34Where are we going there?
10:35They don't work for you.
10:37It's like a G-string on an eye.
10:42Yeah, so, um, straight out of the bat, we offer our condoles, and, um, I just want to say how
10:49sorry we both are.
10:51Don was, uh, a legend, a river king, a sultan of swing.
11:00Shove it up, you cluck.
11:01That'd be rolling in his grave to know you were here.
11:03Yeah, well, he's not in a grave, is he, so...
11:05What C-section's here, you shithead?
11:06I will go, you.
11:07Oh, it's a statement of fact, okay?
11:09Fine, he's mainly in the river.
11:10Fuck, fine, you go.
11:12Um, uh, uh, Miss, uh, Miss Darrell, Mrs. Darrell, we just want to ask a few questions about Don's last
11:19movements.
11:20How would we know his last movements?
11:21We didn't follow him to the shitter.
11:23No, sorry, I meant what he was doing before he died.
11:25Well, say that then, Scrabble.
11:27You think you're better than me?
11:28No, I never, I don't.
11:29And I'm a missus, not a miz.
11:30I'm married to Grant.
11:31That's my husband there.
11:32That's, oh, oh, that's, congratulations.
11:36Um, so when was the last time you saw Don?
11:39Why?
11:39What's it to you?
11:40How fucking dare you?
11:41I am just trying to do my job.
11:45Last time we saw Dad was...
11:48Sunday night?
11:49Sunday night.
11:50The whole family had tea at the pub.
11:52You happy?
11:53So you didn't see him on Monday then?
11:54If we'd seen him then, we would have fucking said,
11:56Tegan, can you get the phone?
11:58So, the last time you saw Don was Sunday night, okay?
12:00Oh, no, no, no, she can't.
12:02Oh, sorry, we are conducting a police interview.
12:04She's my best friend.
12:06Tegan was my mate of honour, okay?
12:08It's a funeral, I ams.
12:10Okay, well, you tell him, Tegs,
12:12that we're not paying for a full-size coffin,
12:14we only got the head and the arm,
12:15so we'll just do a dog one.
12:16For sure, Tegs, Amber.
12:17Stop going on about bloody money.
12:18Well, someone's got her mum.
12:19DJ won't, will he?
12:20He just bought a fucking duck boat.
12:22Tell him, Tegs.
12:23Hey, DJ, you've got one bracelet.
12:25Boys, don't play with bracelets.
12:27That's gay.
12:28Okay, so the meal at the pub on Sunday,
12:31was everyone in good spirits?
12:32What, so to you?
12:33Yes.
12:33Do people who aren't in good spirits
12:35do three rounds of crock-sucking cowboys?
12:36It was a lovely night.
12:37It was a lovely night, how dare you?
12:39Oh.
12:42Who are they from, Troy?
12:46Dear Colleen, Amber, DJ and Trey.
12:50Troy!
12:51That's you, Troy.
12:52Sorry for your lost deepest symphonies, Jason Wade.
12:57That dick rat.
12:58The bloody dude.
13:00Troy, you take those birds of paradise
13:03out the back
13:04and you burn them in the incinerator.
13:06So what happened after dinner?
13:08They got eaten by a fucking crocodile.
13:10Girl knows that, Amber.
13:11No, sorry.
13:11Actually, I meant,
13:12what time did you all leave the pub?
13:17It's none of your business,
13:18but Dad stayed at the pub
13:20and then we all left about ten.
13:22We dropped DJ and Troy back here
13:23and then Mum come back to ours
13:24because all our kids had both ends gastro.
13:26We were just swapping out buckets
13:28till 5am.
13:28Fucking awful.
13:29Yeah, something would throw on.
13:30It's probably that woman's nuggets.
13:32And where did Don go after the pub?
13:34Probably headed home.
13:35Okay, and did he make it home?
13:37Did Troy or your other son BJ see him here?
13:40DJ, Don Jr.
13:41How dare you?
13:42Don Jr.
13:42DJ, sorry, my bad.
13:43Yeah, you're not listening to a word we're saying.
13:45No one saw him after the pub.
13:47We already said that.
13:48Right, we're done here.
13:49I've lost my dad.
13:51DJJ's lost his pub.
13:52Mum's lost the love of her life.
13:53What about a gutful...
13:54Yeah, we still need to talk to DJ.
13:56DJ's not here.
13:57He's taking it hard.
13:58He was Don's favourite.
14:00Well, tell him we want a word.
14:01Okay.
14:02Come on, Coles, let's go.
14:04Oh, actually, I do just have one more question.
14:06No, you don't.
14:07Yes, I do.
14:08By the time that Don's remains were found on Tuesday,
14:11you hadn't seen him for two days?
14:13Where did you think he was?
14:15Fishing.
14:16Right, and what makes you think that he was fishing?
14:18Because on Sunday night he told us he was going fishing.
14:21And you weren't worried about him?
14:22No, we're not like you city people.
14:25We can go weeks without talking to each other.
14:27It's called being a family.
14:30Right, well, that feels like it's hit a natural conclusion.
14:33Uh, great.
14:34We will be in...
14:36Yes.
14:37Joy!
14:38Fire!
14:39Fuck!
14:40Bloody hell!
14:41Get up, amazing car!
14:42There's a fire!
14:43Fucking hell!
14:44Get the hose!
14:44Get the hose!
14:45I don't know where the fucking hose is.
14:46Fuck!
14:48Okay, we'll question the locals about Sunday night.
14:51You just sit in the corner and try not to dog it up again, Scrabble.
14:54Oh.
14:56Come on, you three, cut the shit.
14:58I know you know what fucking went on on Sunday night.
15:01Your asses have been planted here since 1983.
15:04What about you, Rabbit?
15:05Did you see Don Darrell on Sunday night?
15:07Bert?
15:08Did you see Don, huh?
15:10Roch, what about you?
15:11I didn't see anything pertaining to Don Darrell and Wiener.
15:14I'll tell you what I did see recently, though.
15:16Lights in the sky over the D.R.R.
15:18Oh, yeah.
15:19Extraterrestrial activity is increasing exponentially.
15:21No, no, no, no cook a shit, Roch, okay?
15:23Answer my questions or I'll sign you up for a government ID.
15:25Hey, I won't do that, eh, boys?
15:27Don't start that.
15:28Don't start that shit again.
15:29Don't start.
15:30Don't start that.
15:31Fuck my hole.
15:31Okay.
15:32You boys can...
15:33Your government says the D.R.R. is decommissioned military land.
15:36They're doing something out there and they're doing it with my taxes.
15:38You don't pay taxes, Roch.
15:40And this is why.
15:40That's my man.
15:41Fuck the colony, babe.
15:43This is beautiful.
15:45Because my muse is beautiful.
15:48Those aliens are probably behind all this.
15:50They've probably got triple pet, too.
15:51No!
15:51Hi, boys.
15:52Hot one today.
15:53Shut up, Joy.
15:54Stay out of it, Joy.
15:55Fuck.
15:57Yeah, the Daryls were here on Sunday night for Don 70th.
16:00The kids ate five dozen nuggets.
16:01Don 70th?
16:03Why didn't they mention that?
16:04Don't take it personally, Darcy.
16:06The Daryls probably just didn't tell you about Don's party
16:08because it's none of your business.
16:10Here we are.
16:12Oh.
16:13Mary?
16:14Yeah?
16:15I thought you cleaned up in here.
16:17No, I remember you were cleaning.
16:18I was digging.
16:20Oh.
16:21Don't do me and finish his steak cake.
16:22I'll get the karcher and pressure hose the lot of it out the roller door.
16:25Just leave the mess for now, thank you, please.
16:27Okay, but we've got to clean it soon.
16:29Pat's having a retirement do in here next week.
16:43Mary, did the Daryls have a fight?
16:471982, Tyndall Base.
16:4942.7 degrees.
16:50But this is hotter.
16:52Okay, okay.
16:53Okay, let's get back to Don Daryl or I will kill you all.
16:57We were at the Daryls yesterday.
16:59We fed King.
17:00Okay, that's it.
17:01Line up.
17:01You're all going to die.
17:02See?
17:02Line up.
17:02I'm going to shoot you up.
17:03Hi.
17:04Ah, Ron chucked a chook.
17:06Jesus, sliding on wheels?
17:08No, I've been here this whole time again.
17:09If you want to know what happened that evening, the drone was filming around the pub on Sunday
17:13night.
17:13I know because I stay in a caravan out back that barely has a roof.
17:16If you got your hands on the drone, it might have filmed on leaving.
17:19Who owns a drone?
17:20Not sure, or maybe Satan?
17:21The croc in this cage isn't king.
17:23What?
17:24This is not king.
17:25This croc is missing its skirts.
17:32You shithouse rats.
17:48Collins, where are you?
17:50In here.
17:51I know we're having a triple pen.
18:14I know you two, but after you get down, you croc-napping fuckers.
18:19Do not make me chase you.
18:21That croc in king's cage, that's triple pen, isn't it?
18:24So that means it was king in the river with your dad's arm in it.
18:26Troy, split up.
18:27Get up.
18:28Don't follow me.
18:29Troy, do not go.
18:31There is no give in that gravel none, mate.
18:34I told you that it hurts.
18:37We need to question you formally.
18:39You get out of this.
18:42Come on, you think you can take your strap?
18:44Come on.
18:45Want to take me up, come on?
18:46Troy, oh my God.
18:48Dismount the tiny bike.
18:50Ah, fuck.
18:51Fuck.
18:52Get off, Troy.
18:55Fuck, no.
18:57I didn't do nothing.
19:00I didn't do nothing.
19:03I didn't do nothing.
19:13I found this at the pub today.
19:18Troy, did you graffiti the same penis and testes onto your father's face?
19:23What?
19:23On the billboard?
19:24No.
19:24It was those Lander Crocs wankers.
19:26Yeah, it was me.
19:27What?
19:28What a dick of all dead figures.
19:30Hey, hey, DJ.
19:31DJ.
19:31No.
19:33Hey, stop that.
19:34Stop it.
19:35I was angry at him.
19:37Troy.
19:38Mate, come on.
19:38Look at me.
19:40Dad's can be tough, yeah?
19:41We know that.
19:43You know, weight of expectation.
19:45It's a lot.
19:46You know?
19:46Collins, her dad, he was shit.
19:49He was an actor.
19:50He was in Brigadoom.
19:51No, he was a brigadier in the Defence Force.
19:54Point is, she understands why you want your dad dead.
19:57No.
19:58Yeah, yeah, no.
19:59You had a fight with your dad at the pub because of your gay dick ass.
20:03No, the fight was because Dad fed Grant Crabb and then his throat closed over.
20:06Yeah, Dad says allergies for poofs.
20:08Yeah, okay, whatever.
20:09And then after that, you killed your dad.
20:11You fed his arm to King, your prehistoric garbage disposal.
20:13That's not what happened.
20:14Yeah, and then King died because he choked on that arm.
20:17So you chucked him in the river.
20:18No, King was already, he was already in the river.
20:20No, what?
20:21Sorry, King was already in the river.
20:23Yeah, King got out Saturday night.
20:25The gate was open.
20:25That's why we nicked Triple Pet.
20:27We thought Frank was still in jail.
20:28DJ, isn't it our fault that Dad's dead?
20:30Yeah, Troy.
20:32King got out.
20:33And then King ate Dad when Dad fell in the river, man.
20:36And then his fucking circle of life said King murdered Dad
20:38because we left the gate open.
20:41I'm conscious.
20:42These two fuckspanners don't know how Don die.
20:44Agreed.
20:45I'm conscious.
20:46I'm conscious.
20:47Troy, Troy.
20:47That's enough, DJ.
20:48Shut up.
20:49No, you're right.
20:49Hey.
20:50Where did you two go after the pub on Sunday night?
20:53Home.
20:53Went home.
20:54Home.
20:54He was on his sink.
20:55Twitch.
20:56Troy was on his Twitch and I went out with Rabbit setting off some fireworks.
21:00Look, I've got the videos on my socials to prove it.
21:01Look, look, 15 blowjobs all in a row.
21:03Oh, no, thank you.
21:04No, no, Felatio.
21:05No, no, no.
21:05There's a type of firework.
21:07What?
21:08Yeah.
21:08Like this.
21:09Okay, right.
21:09Wait, hang on.
21:10What?
21:10They're our confiscated fireworks, Troy.
21:12Grab them.
21:12No, no, concentrate, please.
21:13So did you see your dad at all?
21:15He was due back at your place after the pub, yes?
21:18No.
21:18No, Dad went to his place.
21:20Is it his place?
21:21I'm not following, no.
21:22He was going to his place.
21:23Yes, but isn't his place your place?
21:25No.
21:26It's our place.
21:27Well, where the fuck is his place then?
21:28Dad's Donger.
21:29Dad went to Dad's Donger.
21:33You're on, Tom M. Hotheads with Big B and the Skid, where the mango madness is setting
21:37in, Skiddy.
21:38That's right, B, but big news, Toby the Kedammer Dog has joined the missing backpacker's search
21:42just in time for Jason Wade's Big Barabash Nanza, which kicks off tomorrow in Jerk's River.
21:47Maybe Toby will have time to dip a rod in, Skid.
21:49Maybe, maybe.
22:05No.
22:06Come on.
22:07No.
22:08Why the fuck not?
22:09Superintendent Confirmed Forensics is en route, and the Donger is...
22:12Donger.
22:13It's a portable building.
22:14Soft G.
22:15Rolling in on the G.
22:16Donger.
22:16However you pronounce it, it is a suspected crime scene, so we wait for them.
22:20No, we make our own destiny.
22:22I'm going in.
22:22No, like fun you are.
22:24We don't have gloves, we don't have booties, and it's all potential evidence in there.
22:28No.
22:29Okay, well, I'm going to get Leo to bring us booties.
22:31Leo?
22:32Yeah.
22:32The journo.
22:33Tell me about the drone.
22:34Why would Leo bring us booties?
22:35Well, they were in the shower block when I was doing my bedtime bog log, so I asked them
22:38to help us with this.
22:38No, no, no, they won't.
22:40A journalist is not joining this investigation.
22:43God, Eddie, you should have checked with me first.
22:45No, fire them, pay them out if you have to.
22:46I'm not paying them, that's a good thing.
22:48They just want first dibs on the story so they can turn it into a podcast.
22:52What?
22:52Collins, we need more hands, okay?
22:54Between the two of us, we've got four hands, but none of them know how to turn on a computer.
22:57Leo can handle that for us.
22:58But they've got this vibe where they barely exist.
23:01People don't even notice when they're being interviewed by them.
23:04I think it's the wind.
23:07Hey, hey, Eddie, don't open that.
23:08I said we were waiting.
23:10Oh, I forgot.
23:14Oh, considering that Daryl's place looked like the BFG's junk drawer, Don kept a remarkably
23:20clean donkler.
23:21Donger.
23:22It's Donger.
23:23That's what I said.
23:26Oi.
23:28Is it just me or is this place on a lean?
23:32No, you're right.
23:32It is on a lean.
23:34I'm going to dip a toe in.
23:35No, don't.
23:35I'm just a toe.
23:36Just a fucking point of toe.
23:38Oh, fucking finally, cunts.
23:40Eddie.
23:40Where have you kids biscuits been?
23:41Language.
23:42Got a hard on for your swabs.
23:43Just about the ants.
23:44This is a workplace.
23:45I've got a semi.
23:46I've got a semi for your swabs.
23:47Hello.
23:48We didn't go in.
23:52Hi, mans.
23:55G'day, you guys.
24:01Struggling with these.
24:02Just use your hook grip, Mayor.
24:03Hi, Lynn.
24:04Hi, Kat.
24:05Hi, Mary.
24:06Oh, hi, Kat.
24:07Yep.
24:07You look busy.
24:08Yep.
24:08Always got something to do.
24:10I don't think it'll all dissolve in this.
24:13Oh, hello.
24:14Where did you come from?
24:15Good boy.
24:17Oh.
24:18I've got a new fishing shirt.
24:19And a loose tooth as well.
24:21Loose tooth?
24:22Wow.
24:23Is this your dog?
24:24Oh, this isn't Cherry's dog, miss.
24:25Nah, it's Mav's dog, eh?
24:27Found him on the highway, eh?
24:28Well, you're a cool car, miss.
24:29Mav loves cars.
24:30He stole one once.
24:31Shut up, Cherry.
24:31Oh, I stole Simon Crean's car once.
24:33It was a uni grassroots gorilla thing to protest speed deregulation.
24:38It didn't work.
24:40Can I get a hurricane drink from McCullough?
24:42Uh, yeah.
24:43Sure we can.
24:44Arnie!
24:45She's taking us to Land of Crocs to see Uncle Al.
24:48Oh!
24:49Good on you, Kat.
24:49I was running out of cans for them to collect.
24:51Cool, I'm in the front.
24:52Come on, boss.
24:53Thanks, miss.
24:53Oh, sick.
24:54He's got touch screen.
24:55Yeah, sure.
24:57This'll be fun.
24:59Where are we going again?
25:01Kay put me up for this uni placement because Darwin Forensics hasn't hired anyone new since
25:05the Azaria Chamberlain case.
25:07Ah.
25:07That's Lauren and Oliver, the other interns.
25:10They're either siblings or they're dating.
25:12I can't actually tell which.
25:14Anyway, I'm paired with Toby the cadaver dog because according to the office manager, Diane,
25:17we're in the same pay bracket.
25:19Yeah, well, I'd get him away from the water, big eyes.
25:21He's in the lunch position there.
25:22The lunch position, ma'am.
25:24Oh, shivers.
25:27Toby, come on.
25:29Toby, here, boy.
25:30Toby, come on.
25:33Toby, good boy.
25:36Isn't he so cute?
25:39Yeah, we're all supposed to be on the backpacker case, but our boss, the profs, they're not
25:42here for the day.
25:43But I don't mind because I'm back with my work moms.
25:46So, Abby, I was wondering.
25:47Oh, no, sorry.
25:49Why?
25:49What's happening?
25:50No, that's good.
25:51Oh, you didn't want to.
25:52Okay, cool.
25:53Okay, how is this investigation going?
25:57How did you hear that?
25:58That's not a spacecraft.
26:00I assure you, I did not think of it.
26:02It's that hovercunt.
26:03Right, Eddie, Eddie, leave it.
26:05No, no stuff.
26:07All right, I want to talk about Sunday night at the pub.
26:10Sue, is this a potential crime scene, ma'am?
26:12That's what we're trying to figure out.
26:14Don was headed here on Sunday night, so we're just looking for anything to indicate what
26:18might have happened.
26:20Did Don make it out here?
26:21You know, was he alone?
26:22Oh, wait, ma'am, you've just stepped in some Toby poo.
26:24No.
26:25I'll go get you a bag.
26:26Yep, great.
26:27Hey, ma'am, get back here, you airborne fuck.
26:29I just want to talk.
26:30Hang on.
26:30Here, ma'am, you can lean on me.
26:33I think right, right, yeah.
26:34Ooh.
26:37Is anyone missing a bracelet with straight pride symbols on it?
26:41And an iced coffee?
26:53Is that your bracelet?
26:55No.
26:56All right, well, we did find it this morning at your dad's donger.
26:59He's what?
27:01Donger.
27:02Your dad's donger.
27:03Okay.
27:04For fuck's sake, were you out there last night?
27:07No, I wasn't.
27:08I've got five kids under five, and Greg's never changed a nappy, so that could be anyone's.
27:11Sure.
27:11But we did see you with it yesterday when you told Don Jr. Jr. he couldn't play with it.
27:18Well, so what did I was at the donger last night?
27:20What's it to you?
27:21What's it to us?
27:22What it to us is that we think your dad was murdered out there.
27:26Eddie, no.
27:27Just fuck.
27:27Just...
27:28Um, what?
27:30Yeah.
27:31What?
27:31You fully said Dad was seen by a croc.
27:34No, we fully didn't.
27:35It was you that said that.
27:37Amber, we know about your dad's 70th, how he force-fed your husband, Grandma, crabs, and
27:42that resulted in a fight where those crabs were weaponised.
27:46Why didn't you tell us about the crab fight, Amber?
27:48Why did you say it was a lovely night?
27:50Clearly it wasn't.
27:51Because there's nothing more fucking business that Dad is a cunt!
27:55That Dad was a cunt!
27:59Amber, if you don't tell us why you were out of the donger,
28:01then we're just going to have to guess.
28:03We think you went out there to cover up a bit of a dad murder.
28:08Tell them the truth, Ames.
28:10Yeah, listen to your mate, Amber.
28:12Fuck off.
28:13Alright, fine.
28:15I was out there because I was looking for the money.
28:17I didn't find it because someone else has been out there.
28:19I can tell because the donger's been winched off its blocks,
28:22and aside from that, I couldn't have killed him
28:23because I was at the hospital all Sunday night with Brennan
28:25because his throat closed over, didn't it?
28:26Shut up, shut up.
28:27Wait, what money?
28:28The money he wants back.
28:29The money who wants back?
28:31Him!
28:32Who?
28:32Fucking him!
28:33Jason Wade!
28:34That land at Crocs fuck paid Dad 300 grand,
28:37and now he wants it back!
28:38Can I go?
28:40I've got meat in the car!
28:43So Jason Wade grew up in Adelaide
28:45and attended an elite boys' college
28:46that was burned down by its own old boys when it went co-ed.
28:49He has no prize,
28:50just a caution for driving 170 kilometres
28:52in a 160 school zone.
28:54Are you OK?
28:55No, I'm not.
28:56I'm police, Leo,
28:57and all of this is official police business.
29:00Uh-huh.
29:00I know.
29:01So if you publish anything about this case
29:04before a suspect is convicted of this crime,
29:06then not only will justice not be served for the victim,
29:10but the law will come down on you
29:12with the force of a hypernova.
29:14Do you understand?
29:16I do.
29:16Good.
29:17But also, if you don't solve this case,
29:18I'm just going to bin the whole thing
29:19because nobody wants to hear about losers.
29:20Where was I?
29:22Anybody want a chip?
29:24Yeah?
29:25Tastes like B.I.
29:25Good B.I.
29:27Jason is the star and creator
29:28of Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under
29:30and the Marine spin-off
29:31Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under
29:32goes more down under.
29:34Eight years ago,
29:35he opened Jason Wade's Land of Crocs and Other Animals
29:37Wildlife Park near Dierks River.
29:42Oh, no, I'm done.
29:43Oh, OK.
29:44All right, great.
29:44We'll head to Land of Crocs now.
29:48$350.
29:50We got this car yesterday.
29:51Is this normal?
29:52Yes.
29:52Detectives, hold up.
29:55G'day, Moonboot.
29:56You don't answer your phone.
29:57Yeah, because it might be a bill.
29:59Well, it wasn't a bill.
29:59It was me.
30:00I was calling because a local man
30:02by the name of Mr Rabbit
30:03reported a body part in the river.
30:07It's in the water off Dickie's Knob.
30:09OK, great.
30:10Well, I know a ranger
30:11that would love to take you on a boat
30:12to collect that loot.
30:13No, no, no.
30:14See, my shift ends in 10 minutes.
30:20Oh, no, don't look at me.
30:22I didn't bring my goggles.
30:24I'm off to Land of Crocs.
30:26Oh, no.
30:30Get out, you random bastard mooch.
30:33Get out!
30:34Did you know Child Protection Services
30:36now has an app?
30:37Just key in your 2060-digit
30:39flying beer for Haxxin.
30:40You're speaking with Ellen.
30:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, hello.
30:42Hello, hello, hello.
30:43Hi, hello, hello.
30:44Oh, hi, Ellen.
30:45Ellen, is it?
30:45Yes.
30:45Yes, Ellen.
30:46Hi, I'm Michaela Morris
30:47and I've recently become
30:48the kinship carer for my nephew, Maverick.
30:50One moment, please.
30:50No, don't put me on hold.
30:52Ellen.
30:52Connecting you with kinship services now.
30:55Fuck, at least fucking loom me up
30:56before you fuck me like this.
30:58Ellen!
31:04Are you right?
31:06It's another big day at Land of Crocs
31:08and other animals
31:09with our feeding of chomps
31:10kicking off soon in the croc arena.
31:12At 3 p.m. we have the batfish feeding
31:15and don't forget to book in
31:16I need to speak with Jason Wade.
31:18The office isn't answering.
31:19Yes, sorry.
31:20It's my children's school holidays.
31:21One adult, that's $75, please.
31:23And police.
31:24Unless you're a family of four,
31:25it's $75, please.
31:29Right, right.
31:30Yep.
31:32No, I don't need that.
31:33I'm just going to try and find...
31:35Yeah, I just need to know where...
31:36And don't pay you to get.
31:37Here you go.
31:38Have a nice day.
31:39Next.
31:41Could you direct me towards back of house?
31:43Thank you so much.
31:44Stand on the black X there, please.
31:45Oh, I just need to be directed
31:46towards back of house,
31:47if that's okay.
31:48Beak fella is to your left,
31:49so look up at him super scared.
31:51Who's that bitch?
31:52Oh.
31:53At 3 p.m., Kate and Kate
31:55are going into the tube of doom.
31:56And then at 4 p.m., folks,
31:58we have the city grander feeding
31:59with me, Roisin.
32:01Okay.
32:02But starting now in the practice here.
32:04Just go through, please.
32:05All right, okay.
32:05It's croc feed in time
32:06with Bigfella.
32:08Thanks, Roisin.
32:09Great seat, folks.
32:11Welcome, welcome.
32:12Good day, everyone.
32:13My name is Al,
32:14and I'm the land of crocs
32:16and other animals
32:17indigenous ambassador.
32:21Now, this has been
32:22my people's country
32:23since time immemorial.
32:34Today, I welcome everyone
32:37in the croc of speed
32:38to my country.
32:39Huh?
32:41Huh?
32:41Six years ago,
32:42this is a time.
32:43My people have been hunting
32:43for over a hundred thousand years.
32:47Caring for country,
32:48respecting country,
32:49and all its creatures.
32:50Why does Uncle have that
32:51in your dog?
32:51He doesn't even know how to play.
32:53Like Dungalaba.
32:58Dungalaba is language
32:59for my title,
33:00the saltwater crocodile.
33:02And now,
33:03a special surprise
33:04for you all,
33:05the top end's favourite son,
33:08Jason Wayne!
33:13Thanks, Al.
33:14Everybody give it up for him.
33:15I'll tell you what, folks.
33:16No one knows
33:17these livers and these crocs
33:18better than Al Maydow.
33:20We'd all learn
33:20so much more.
33:25G'day, g'day.
33:26G'day, g'day.
33:28G'day, g'day.
33:30My name is Jason Wayne.
33:32I might host
33:32a couple of TV shows.
33:34I fancy the house.
33:35Love it.
33:36But seriously,
33:37we all know
33:37who the real star of today is.
33:40Ladies and gents,
33:41give it up
33:42for Bigfella.
33:44Thanks for getting him out here
33:45and give him a feed.
33:55Yeah, so Moonboot said
33:56that Rabbit said
33:57that the body part
33:58was up around this way,
33:59so we've just got to go
34:00at that
34:00Trib-
34:01Trib-
34:01Trib-
34:02Tribitcher
34:03tree
34:04by Dickie's Knopf
34:05so I reckon
34:06we just head downstream,
34:07Miffy.
34:07It's Mickey!
34:08Do you seriously
34:09not remember me?
34:10Mickey Morris,
34:11we went to school together?
34:12Oh, come on!
34:14It was you.
34:14Me.
34:15My cousins.
34:16A bunch of white dogs
34:17talking racist shit about us
34:18even though they only
34:18shared one fucking face
34:19between them
34:20like it was a bong.
34:20Come on!
34:21You can't hang me
34:22in home ec.
34:23Yeah,
34:24because I'd invite you
34:25out for darts
34:25of the creepy face tree
34:26and you'd dog me
34:27every time.
34:28Yeah.
34:28Cool.
34:29So what's been happening?
34:29You still school?
34:31I'm 44.
34:33No shit, me too.
34:34Hey, I reckon we need to go to where the crocodile in the sunnies is.
34:37You do realise that's an activity map for kids?
34:41Hard left, I reckon, Miffy.
34:47Is that your sonar or it works?
34:49Works.
34:51That's a bull shark.
34:52I know.
34:53Bull shark give birth to your life young.
34:59Is that how it happened?
35:02What's that one?
35:03Is that a sawfish?
35:04A sawfish cut their prey in half with their nose.
35:06It's not a sawfish, alright?
35:08I know what a sawfish is and that's not a sawfish.
35:10Worse than my kids.
35:12Is it a torso?
35:15Oh, bugger.
35:16It's just a foot.
35:17That's not going to help us unless dawn died a tinea.
35:20Where's its big toe?
35:23What's that saying?
35:24It's just a foot.
35:24The hovercats!
35:26Yes!
35:32Shit shot my ass.
35:37I'm investigating Don Daryl's death.
35:39Okay, and you've spoken to Amber Daryl.
35:41I have.
35:42And your name came up.
35:43You think there's something going on with me and Amber?
35:45No, that is not what I thought.
35:47Dulcy, come on.
35:48Detective is fine.
35:49How do I put this politely?
35:51My wife.
35:52Ah, Althea.
35:53Is a former runner-up Miss Australia.
35:55She's one fashion on the fields.
35:56She's beautiful.
35:57Here.
35:58Have a look at her cover of Maxim.
35:59Pre-kids, of course.
36:00Ah, it's really not necessary for me to see your wife's photos.
36:03Did you get it though, right?
36:04Well, if I have an affair, it won't be with someone like Amber Daryl.
36:07She doesn't even register as a woman to me.
36:09Well, that is not why your name came up.
36:12She told us about the $300,000.
36:15Oh, that.
36:17Oh, you'll be worried there for a second, Dulcy.
36:18Detective.
36:20Why did you give Don Daryl $300,000?
36:24It's the boy King.
36:26The biggest crock in the territory.
36:27I've been trying to buy him for years.
36:29I knew the Daryls were struggling, so I made Don an offer he couldn't refuse.
36:33I paid him the cash for Friday.
36:35Got to need that back, obviously, now that he's dead.
36:37Don?
36:38No, King.
36:39I can wait till after the funeral.
36:40I don't need the cash, obviously.
36:42I make more than that each week off hurricane drinks.
36:44Yeah, if that makes sense, they are $35 a pop.
36:46I can't believe you thought I was having an affair with Amber Daryl.
36:51Not what I thought.
36:53Anyway, Mrs and I have an event to get to.
36:56We're poor ambassadors, so let me walk you out.
36:58I'll see if I can remember where the staff exit is.
37:00Not on the ground much anymore.
37:02Just flat chat.
37:03Filming my show.
37:04Editing season 12 right now.
37:06And then we're going to do a series where I'll drive a fast car over Salt Lake.
37:08Just back and forth.
37:10We have big Russell Crowe.
37:26Hey, Leah.
37:28I've shot down the hover cart.
37:29So I need you to see if there's any footage on the drone of Don leaving the pub.
37:32So, yeah.
37:33Action you to action that.
37:35Come on.
37:35Quick dicks, Leah.
37:39That's the foot.
37:39Don't worry about that.
37:40Eddie.
37:41I met the most amazing dog today.
37:44Awesome.
37:46Look.
37:48His name's Boss.
37:49I'm a bit too busy to talk about dogs right now, okay?
37:52Hey, Leah, can we hurry this up?
37:53I need to get this foot to forensics before it gets soupy.
37:56There is footage saved on this drone.
37:58Is there anything from Sunday night?
38:04Okay, I'm going outside, Lozzie.
38:06Okay.
38:06Oh, bloody hell.
38:07That was a monumental waste of time.
38:09There is absolutely nothing here to suggest this is a crime scene.
38:11Yeah, because someone's hosed the site down, Oliver.
38:14I mean, look, there's water runoff.
38:15Even though it hasn't rained here since last April.
38:17Of course it's rained here since then, Ali.
38:18That's ridiculous.
38:19No, it's the tropics.
38:20Grab Toby, yeah?
38:21We're leaving.
38:22Lozzie!
38:22Let's get out of here.
38:23Toby!
38:24Where are you?
38:27Toby!
38:27Toby!
38:33Freak!
38:33Freak!
38:34The lunch position!
38:36Toby!
38:40Toby!
38:42Toby, is that you?
38:47Oliver, Toby found a toe.
38:49It is the clam scene.
38:51No, Toby! That's evidence! Toby, no!
38:58Yeah, this is good, Leo, but there's no-one around.
39:00The joint's dead. Looks like a model railway.
39:02Just go around the corner.
39:03I can't turn the camera around. I'm not controlling it.
39:05Nah, I've seen people do it.
39:06No, you've seen Google Street View.
39:09Oh, that's just me.
39:10It's 76 photos of boss.
39:11Cool.
39:12No! No, don't go away. I haven't seen Don leave the pub.
39:15Where are you going now?
39:17Wait.
39:18I know where that is.
39:20That's near Don's Dommer.
39:23That's just bloody Judy.
39:26G'day, g'day.
39:29Who do we have here, then?
39:30So I'm doing K2, then Denali, then Everest with our geo.
39:34And then I'm back here for a six-parter where we barbecue fish on the beach.
39:38Sounds fun.
39:38Jason, I also will need your whereabouts for last Sunday night.
39:42Well, PA's not my diary, so just give them a call.
39:43Yep, great. Do they?
39:44This is the exit.
39:45Do you need a selfie with me to show the girls back home?
39:47Uh, no, I think the girls are fine.
39:49Great, great. Awesome, awesome.
39:50Really great to meet you, Dolphin.
39:51I'm really special, okay?
39:53And your PA's contacts.
39:58That was, yeah.
40:09Eddie.
40:11Collins.
40:12There was someone outside of Don's Donger.
40:14They got picked up on the drone on Sunday night.
40:15They're dragging Don's body up the jetty.
40:17What?
40:18Can you tell who it is?
40:19It's Chomp.
40:20Sorry.
40:21It's who?
40:22Chomp from Land of Crocs.
40:24He's our killer.
40:26Collins?
40:26Collins, you still there?
40:27proposing the truck.
40:30No, let's go for butt from Me.
40:34Hold on, way to me.
40:36Earth is in darkness!
40:38Colleen.
40:39You wouldn't be, too, sort of.
40:45Take water.
40:45To me.
40:50The adrenaline αυτ Conservative
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