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00:00Oh man, I can't wait to watch Charlie and Friends, it's my favorite show ever!
00:04Time for Charlie, who likes Charlie? We like Charlie, everybody loves him.
00:09Charlie, who's got Charlie? Where is Charlie? There is Charlie, he's got everything that you need.
00:15He likes to eat food and stuff.
00:19But Charlie, he is, he's awesome, here's the Charlie and Friends show.
00:26Do, do, do, do.
00:28Charlie and Friends is filmed in front of a live audience.
00:33Oh, hi guys, I'm Charlie.
00:37And today, I'm going to throw some money on some hoes.
00:41Come with me.
00:44Yeah, pay that money, ho.
00:47Jesus, you like that, don't you?
00:53Oh, Charlie, those aren't hoes. Those aren't women who don't respect themselves.
00:59Those are farming equipment.
01:02Oh, you are so silly.
01:05This guy's wearing.
01:08Damn.
01:09Oh, wait.
01:10You thought I was talking about women hoes?
01:13No, I respect women.
01:15I would never.
01:18Oh my God.
01:19This is unbelievable.
01:21How is that real?
01:24Oh my God, I'm about to explode.
01:26Are you going to throw some money?
01:27What?
01:28Throw money on you?
01:29Why would I throw money on you when I can spend money on the Charlie and Friends mobile game?
01:32It's out now.
01:34Download right now.
01:35What?
01:36The Charlie and Friends mobile game?
01:43So, guys, what do you want to do today?
01:46I don't know.
01:46Charlie!
01:49Charlie!
01:51Oh, my dad must have saw the video that he got shot.
01:54Dad, that happened like a few weeks ago.
01:55No, Charlie and Friends, the video game.
01:58It's on the phone.
02:00It's mobile.
02:01Download and play it.
02:03I know I am.
02:05You can play on the toilet.
02:06I love it.
02:07It's perfect.
02:09So, you should go do that now.
02:11Yeah, why are you yelling at us about it?
02:12Because I want the world to know.
02:14Don't you want to play Charlie and Friends, the video game on a fucking phone?
02:18Well, I mean.
02:19That's cool, I guess.
02:20It is really cool.
02:20I mean, is it different than the real life Charlie and Friends video game we played like 10 years ago?
02:24It's newer.
02:25It's better.
02:26It's updated.
02:28Oh, Charlie!
02:30Mm-mm-mm.
02:32Make it from Fruity Pebbles.
02:34Shut up, baby!
02:35They did it!
02:36They made a Charlie and Friends mobile game!
02:39They fucking did it!
02:41Can you believe it?
02:42Oh, my God!
02:43Oh, my God!
02:45Woo!
02:46Woo!
02:47Woo!
02:48Woo!
02:48It's a crazy game!
02:49It's true!
02:50Charlie and Friends, the mobile game!
02:52I need to share.
02:53I can choke your ass.
02:55I can murder you and be happy.
02:56Go to prison because it's finally true.
03:00I got a new Charlie and Friends game!
03:02Ha ha ha!
03:06Oh, man, oh, man!
03:07I gotta play this game!
03:08I gotta download it!
03:10Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
03:11Oh, yeah!
03:12Let's play!
03:13Ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:15A UFO?
03:16Wait, Alien Pelicans?
03:18No way!
03:18Charlie versus Alias?
03:20Oh, this is gonna be sick!
03:22Oh, Charlie, you're sleeping!
03:23Wake up, you silly Billy!
03:24It's time to fight crime!
03:26Oh, yeah, crouch!
03:27Oh, wait!
03:28I can walk around too!
03:29Oh, this is gonna be sick!
03:31Dang, Charlie, this is a huge house!
03:33Ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:35Oh, yeah!
03:35Oh, yeah, crouch!
03:36It's time to never be alone!
03:38Oh, oh, oh, nice!
03:39Let's go to the bathroom!
03:40Oh, nice bathroom, Charlie!
03:42Wait, is that a rubber ducky?
03:44Oh, oh!
03:44Let's get in the shower!
03:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:48Oh, yeah, thank you!
03:50I'm so nervous, I'm so nervous!
03:51I'm so nervous!
03:53Wash it off!
03:53I'm gonna put on buttons, Siri!
03:55Ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:57Where are you gonna do?
03:57What?
03:58All right, where are we doin' that?
04:00We gotta try, let it both hurt!
04:01This is a nerd and a person who comes in!
04:05Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' and roll!
04:08We're trying to go, we're trying to go, we're trying to go, we're trying to go!
04:12Not to love, let me gay, let me hit the corn, we said!
04:16Let me get the ball, let me get the ball, we did!
04:19Yeah, I'm so nervous!
04:19Oh, you're trying to do this!
04:22No fucking way!
04:23I didn't even shoot crap games!
04:25Oh, this is the best game ever.
04:27Oh, I was just figuring out my powers, what the hell?
04:31What's the life?
04:32All right, all right, let's start again.
04:33All right, we got my crab powers back.
04:36Oh, look at you, but you don't stink up at me, huh?
04:38Oh, look at you, homie, and your other partner.
04:41Ooh, I got my crab cake.
04:42Damn it, where's the car come from?
04:45No, no, no, no, no, they're cheating, what the hell?
04:47I lost another life.
04:49Okay, we're on top of the building this time.
04:51Charlie Parkour.
04:52Oh, dang it.
04:54I didn't even prepare for the job.
04:56That's not fair, I lost another life.
04:58All right, maybe I need to double jump or super jump or something.
05:02Oh, honey, baby, I walked into it.
05:06Oh, shit, double jump, something, really?
05:10Hey, baby, roll it up, roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it and roll.
05:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:20That's not fair, game over, bullshit.
05:23Ooh, at least you saved my progress.
05:24Let's get these coins, Charlie, yeah
05:27Got that pelican though
05:28Oh, then I'm gonna give you the old this time
05:31Not today
05:34Gotta say
05:36Minigame
05:36Which one is this?
05:39Two elephants in a mouth
05:42Which one is this?
05:42That one's blinking though
05:46But that one's blinking
05:48No, maybe the mouse is blinking
05:50Ha ha! I won!
05:53Oh, hell yeah, I love beans
05:55Oh yeah, let's get beamed up, Charlie
05:57Do you turn to some bean?
05:58I don't know! You got some beamed up gas
06:01Ha ha, gross
06:02Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
06:04We're falling through the sky, Charlie, yeah
06:06I like this game
06:08Oh, oh, what's up in the rain, Charlie?
06:10Oh man, we got a doctor in the rain
06:11It's an evil rain, Charlie!
06:13He's trying to get us in the sky, Charlie
06:15Oh, he doesn't like a doctor in the rain
06:18But he's coming in the rain
06:20Oh, he's coming in the rain
06:22Charlie! He's trying to
06:23Rollin' around
06:25Rockin' around
06:28Rockin' around
06:29I want to get a thought
06:30Yeah!
06:31That way, cool. I can't stop us
06:36Nah, I'm fuckin' powers
06:38Ooh, ooh, get the sun, get the sun
06:41Yeah!
06:42Super Charlie
06:43Oh yeah, he's so bright, you can't stop him
06:46Rockin' around
06:46Hey, hey, get your ugly ass out here
06:50That's what I'm talking about
06:52Wait, Charlie's in space now?
06:55Super Charlie Galaxy?
06:57Oh, bro, this game is epic
06:59Charlie on the moon?
07:01Oh, this is epic
07:02Wait, wait, Charlie, watch out for the evil moon
07:04Ooh, we got a jump
07:05Ooh, zero gravity, Charlie
07:08They can't stop us, buddy
07:09Ooh, y'all get coins
07:11Get some Charlie coins
07:13Ooh, I'm moonwalking, baby
07:15Hey, hey, hey
07:16Feel like Michael Jackson
07:17Oh, yeah, let's get the Charlie
07:18Oh, yeah, let's get the Charlie
07:19Crab game time
07:20Hey, hey, hey
07:22Ooh, yeah
07:23They can't stop our powers
07:24Super crime cakes
07:26Yeah, eat these cakes, nigga
07:27Hey, hey, hey
07:28Wait, what's this, America?
07:30On the moon?
07:31Oh, neither?
07:32Oh, what's up?
07:34Oh, this is an alien
07:35With a bad guy
07:37America's evil
07:39Oh, he died
07:40Oh, I gotta get my revenge
07:43Nah, let's get that season
07:45Cause
07:45Yeah, it's time to die
07:46Charlie, get
07:47Get up, watch out for the moon, too
07:49Ooh, coins
07:50Get those coins, buddy
07:53Ooh, you got a pretty
07:55Ooh, you got a pretty
07:56Ooh, what we going, Charlie?
08:01With Charlie on the water?
08:03Oh, shit
08:03You're like Aquaman
08:04Oh, man
08:05You won't even know how
08:07You're rolling in the water
08:09I'm just so cute
08:10I mean, these shit pebbles should have been a bitch
08:14We're trying to stop us, but they can't
08:15Hey, hey, hey, hey
08:16Ooh, we gotta get this one, too
08:18Oh, yeah
08:19Oh, no, don't get the bait
08:24Rollin' run
08:25No!
08:27I didn't know I would lose a life
08:28All right, all right
08:30We know not that get the bait to try
08:31Not that one either, you hungry hoars u
08:34Oh, that fish tried to get us, Charlie. You saw that?
08:38Boom. We gotta get that one, too.
08:40In that.
08:41Ooh, yeah, they ain't catching us, little magic.
08:44Wait, what's that?
08:45Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, what's that?
08:47Oh, that's short.
08:47Oh, what's that?
08:50Oh, what's that?
08:50Oh, my God.
08:51Oh, wait, look at that fish.
08:54Alien fish?
08:55All right, all right, we know what to expect this time.
08:57Then he ain't gonna catch the eye.
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00Ooh, got some.
09:01Rollin', rollin'.
09:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:02Shootin' the peppers.
09:02Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
09:06Yeah, excellent me, baby.
09:08Come on, Charlie.
09:09We got that one, too.
09:10My time will never be alone.
09:13Oh, he failed for the baby with his job.
09:17Great.
09:18Charlie, this is Stone Cold Steve Austin.
09:20Oh, I know.
09:21You're one tough son of a bitch.
09:24Yeah.
09:24You saved the world from the aliens.
09:27You're welcome.
09:28For that, we will be renaming her.
09:31One, two, one.
09:33Clayton Charlie!
09:34No way, Charlie!
09:36We did it! Oh yeah!
09:38This is the sickest game ever!
09:41The end?
09:43It was too quick, but god damn it was worth it!
09:46Man, that is a sick ass game.
09:49That might be better than Grand Theft Auto.
10:01The end?
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