Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 4 days ago
WWE SMACKDOWN 18 MAY 2007 FULL SHOW HD
Transcript
00:00:01Yes, sir, we promised you a great man here at night.
00:00:04The last year, Andre, the champion.
00:00:07Hulkamania is running wild.
00:00:09My God, what the hell?
00:00:10He's got some mail.
00:00:14It's not a world that's watching.
00:00:22History will be made tonight inside a steel cage.
00:00:26The Undertaker, Ed Batista, face to face.
00:00:29With a world championship on the line.
00:00:32Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
00:00:35All that is between them and a date with destiny is their opponent.
00:00:49Batista calling over.
00:00:51Undertaker about as well.
00:00:52Somebody's going to get down first.
00:00:54Who's going to be champion?
00:00:56Hulkamania.
00:00:57What the?
00:00:58We got referees in perfect position.
00:01:01What's the ruling?
00:01:02Both men's feet touch the floor at the same time.
00:01:07This match is a draw.
00:01:11Therefore, still, the world heavyweight champion, the Undertaker.
00:01:18Undertaker.
00:01:19Hey!
00:01:21Mark Henry, the world's strongest man, assaulting the champion.
00:01:26Undertaker is helpless.
00:01:28This is a travesty.
00:01:31Mark Henry put the locker room on notice.
00:01:34And what a way to do that by taking out the champion.
00:01:40This is not happening.
00:01:42Please tell me this is not happening.
00:01:44It's brilliant.
00:01:45Edge.
00:01:46That sick piranha.
00:01:51Edge is cashed in the money to make.
00:01:53He won on Raw Monday night.
00:01:56Here's the cover, hook of the leg, and Undertaker kicked out.
00:02:00Come on, Taker.
00:02:01But how much does Undertaker have left?
00:02:04Edge is a shark that smells blood in the water, Michael.
00:02:07He's become world champion like this before.
00:02:12The cover, not this way, not this way, damn it.
00:02:16The new world heavyweight champion, Edge.
00:02:24I am absolutely sick.
00:02:28The ultimate opportunist has done it again.
00:02:32The new world champion, Edge.
00:02:56The new world champion, Edge.
00:02:57And I won't be denied.
00:03:00And all I've got left is my pride.
00:03:04And I will rise up.
00:03:07Breaking out, breaking down.
00:03:09Breaking rules, breaking rules.
00:03:11Back or dead, now it's gone.
00:03:32We are 48 hours away, two days from Judgment Day.
00:03:37And the Rated R era has come to SmackDown.
00:03:41Welcome to Baltimore, Michael Cohen, the JBL ringside.
00:03:44And tonight, John, we will be graced with the presence of the new world champion.
00:03:49The Rated R superstar is going to give his inaugural address.
00:03:54Talk about controversy.
00:03:56It started last week.
00:03:59Oh, yeah.
00:04:02And kicking things off with the red-hot Matt Hardy.
00:04:33And Matt Hardy, don't forget, Michael, Matt Hardy.
00:04:36I've said it all along.
00:04:37He's a main event waiting to happen.
00:04:39What he did two nights, two weeks ago against Mr. Kennedy proved exactly what I've been saying all along.
00:04:46The most phenomenal night of Matt Hardy's life.
00:04:50He's on a roll.
00:04:58And speaking of Mr. Kennedy, it was Edge who won the money in the bank for Mr. Kennedy two weeks
00:05:03ago on Raw.
00:05:04And of course, last Friday night, shocked the world when he cast it in to win the world championship from
00:05:10The Undertaker.
00:05:11They don't have no memory.
00:05:13I'm coming.
00:05:14Nobody to stop me.
00:05:15Nobody to hold me.
00:05:16Nobody to control me.
00:05:18I'm coming.
00:05:19I'm getting through my pain.
00:05:20I'm getting through my pain.
00:05:21I'm getting through my pain.
00:05:22I'm never, ever, going to change.
00:05:23Like, drop the camera.
00:05:25I got the juice.
00:05:27Don't move through.
00:05:29It's from Miami, Florida.
00:05:31We're 248 pounds.
00:05:33Matt Hardy's reporter.
00:05:35And as Matt Hardy looks down at his opponent here tonight,
00:05:41Votelva Tebbi as Porter looks toward a huge opportunity in two nights.
00:05:45The United States Championship on the line.
00:05:48That's two out of three balls against the champion, Chris Benoit.
00:05:58And the question I have for you is this, John MVP,
00:06:01who at WrestleMania hit Backlash took Chris Benoit to the limit
00:06:05but could not win the championship.
00:06:07How in a role can MVP believe he'll get it done at Judgment Day Sunday?
00:06:12Not only get the job done, but beat Chris Benoit twice in two out of three balls.
00:06:17It's simply a matter of record, Michael.
00:06:19I want you to look at professional sports.
00:06:21You look at the NFL.
00:06:22You beat a team twice, the Cowboys and the Redskins.
00:06:25Any two teams that are in each division,
00:06:27to beat him a third time, Michael, rarely ever happens.
00:06:31MVP has brought this up.
00:06:33Third time could be golden for SmackDown's brightest star, MVP.
00:06:40The Hardy chants from our SmackDown fans here in Baltimore.
00:06:43In this Friday night, SmackDown is underway between Hardy and MVP.
00:06:49Takedown again by MVP, and Matt Hardy counters yet again.
00:06:53Deep arm drag from one half of the World Tag Team Champions.
00:06:59You mentioned that it's so difficult to beat anybody three times in a row, John,
00:07:04but the problem facing MVP is not only does he have to try to beat Benoit once,
00:07:08but he's got to beat the man twice on Sunday.
00:07:11It's best two out of three falls,
00:07:12and it's one thing to beat Benoit one time on your best day, let alone twice.
00:07:16And I'm looking forward to this, Michael.
00:07:19Oh, there's a shoulder knockdown by MVP.
00:07:22What do you think the new world champion has planned for his inaugural address here tonight?
00:07:27We've seen why Edge has been R-rated in the past.
00:07:30Everything from live sex celebrations to, well, TLCs and hardcore matches, Wrestlemania.
00:07:36As a person who, believe me, is no stranger to controversy,
00:07:41I love what Edge does.
00:07:43He is unpredictable.
00:07:45That's why people tune in.
00:07:47He is a ratings machine.
00:07:49So there's no telling, Michael, not tonight, not next week.
00:07:52We have the Rated R era had started.
00:07:55And Matt Hardy, who has been on an incredible role as of late,
00:07:58as you mentioned earlier, John, will telegraph that one in the big boot by MVP.
00:08:04The very confident yet cocky superstar.
00:08:07Bucks the leg, in the head, and a kick out at two by Matt Hardy.
00:08:12Michael, I've said it all along.
00:08:14It's not cocky if you can back it up.
00:08:16MVP says what he's gonna do without compunction, and he always brings it to bear.
00:08:23Off the snap, Merrick kicked right to the spine.
00:08:26And MVP continues the pressure on Matt Hardy.
00:08:28It was last September, John, that MVP joined the SmackDown roster as the highest paid free agent in SmackDown history.
00:08:40And since then, MVP has been involved in steel cage matches, street fights,
00:08:47an infernal match against some of the best SmackDown has to offer.
00:08:51And the referee in perfect position, trying to make sure that MVP does not slip that hand under the chin
00:08:56and into a chokehold on Matt Hardy.
00:08:58Yeah, there's a big difference.
00:09:00You pay A-Rod $25 million a year.
00:09:03He's the best in the world when the Yankees are ahead 5-0 when there's no pressure.
00:09:07What MVP has done when the money is on the line has delivered.
00:09:12He has earned every dime of every penny that he has in his contract.
00:09:17I've got to disagree, John, because thus far, MVP has not won the gold in his two opportunities
00:09:22in WrestleMania, in Backlash, on the grand stage, and the questions and the whispers may be starting him out.
00:09:28Can MVP get the job done and win the title when the big time is on the line?
00:09:35Matt Hardy!
00:09:38Elbow back to the head, shoots the half, here's the cover, does hook the leg, kick out at two.
00:09:43Whispers.
00:09:45Whispers.
00:09:46Yes.
00:09:47MVP has been fighting Hall of Famers.
00:09:51He has taken Chris Benoit to the very edge every time he has made Chris Benoit better.
00:09:56How many people have done that in Chris Benoit's career?
00:09:58Not many.
00:09:59It is no shame whatsoever he has not beaten Chris Benoit yet.
00:10:04Benoit's one of the top ten of all time.
00:10:07MVP has stepped up in here and has held his own.
00:10:10Get it.
00:10:14To your point, John, though, it's one thing to be a great wrestler.
00:10:17It's another thing to be a great champion.
00:10:19And you know as well as anybody how hard it is, how difficult it is to win that first championship.
00:10:28MVP hooks the leg into the cover and a kick out as MVP, who hopes to win the United States
00:10:33title Sunday, has begun to target the neck and the back area of Matt Hardy.
00:10:44Referee Charles Robinson again, making sure that MVP does not slip that hand into a choke.
00:10:52Our SmackDown fans electric tonight.
00:10:55In the corner of Matt Hardy, great counter.
00:10:58The drop toehold went for the front face lock.
00:11:01MVP made it back to his feet.
00:11:04John, what is it about MVP's game that has impressed you thus far in his career?
00:11:09You look at every single week, Michael.
00:11:12He has gotten nothing but better.
00:11:14He's added new moves.
00:11:16He's added new things to his arsenal.
00:11:18Another cover by Matt Hardy.
00:11:19Hooks the leg.
00:11:19This time the right leg and a kick out by MVP.
00:11:22There are so many guys who find something that works and they stick with it.
00:11:25There's nothing wrong with that.
00:11:27MVP has found out what works, but he's adding to it every single week.
00:11:33Reversal.
00:11:34Matt Hardy.
00:11:34There's the leapfrog by the extremely athletic MVP.
00:11:38Nice drop toehold.
00:11:40And the one thing MVP has done in his battles against Chris Benoit.
00:11:43Wow.
00:11:43Look it.
00:11:44Kicks Matt Hardy.
00:11:45Literally kicked him out of the ring.
00:11:48What a boot.
00:11:51MVP is rolling.
00:11:53Can Matt Hardy get back in it?
00:11:57One.
00:11:57And a cover by MVP.
00:11:59And referee Charles Robinson in perfect position.
00:12:02Watch Hardy get his shoulder off the mat.
00:12:04MVP versus Matt Hardy.
00:12:06Rolls through again.
00:12:07Cover again.
00:12:08And a kick out.
00:12:09And before the commercial break, MVP John really took control of this matchup.
00:12:14Watch the impact.
00:12:16Boot meets Skull.
00:12:20Driving Matt Hardy completely out of the ring.
00:12:23It's quite simply the best boot, I would argue, in the business today.
00:12:29The Undertaker.
00:12:31And look it up.
00:12:32The pressure continues from MVP.
00:12:38MVP.
00:12:39Heading into Judgment Day Sunday, two nights from tonight.
00:12:43United States Championship match against Chris Benoit.
00:12:46Best two out of three falls.
00:12:48And you ask what makes MVP so great?
00:12:51He's an U-Dite competitor, Michael.
00:12:54He's a learned competitor.
00:12:56He studies.
00:12:56He waits for that show-no type boot.
00:12:58And when he gets the opportunity, he hits it, nails it.
00:13:02He knows what brought him to the dance, and he waits for it.
00:13:04Straight right hand, or was it a thumb?
00:13:06I believe it was a-
00:13:11I believe it was a thumb to the eye.
00:13:13And there's the boot again.
00:13:14Another boot to the skull of Matt Hardy.
00:13:16Matt Hardy may be out cold.
00:13:18Here's the collar.
00:13:19Hook to the leg.
00:13:20And perhaps on instinct alone, Matt Hardy kicked out.
00:13:26Watch the boot to the skull for the second time in this match.
00:13:33Wow.
00:13:34And Matt Hardy-
00:13:36That is impact.
00:13:37Hold on.
00:13:38Back it up.
00:13:40Back it up.
00:13:40Back it up.
00:13:41You go.
00:13:42You're okay to go on.
00:13:44You want to go on.
00:13:45You want to go on.
00:13:46You want to go on.
00:13:48Referee Charles Robinson.
00:13:52Cover again.
00:13:53Hook to the leg.
00:13:54Shoulder down in Matt Hardy.
00:13:56And we talk about Matt Hardy's guts all the time, and another example of it here.
00:14:01Look, Michael, this could get dangerous.
00:14:03Matt Hardy has been hurt before.
00:14:05Anybody who's been hurt before, instinct takes over.
00:14:08He's been in these tables, ladders, and chairs match where he's had to use instinct.
00:14:11He has no idea where he's at right now.
00:14:14None.
00:14:15Matt Hardy, though, even if it's on instinct, trying to get back in the ball game.
00:14:19But MVP right back to the head with another blow.
00:14:23Oh, what an uppercut.
00:14:27And at some point, John, referee Charles Ryan, here's the cover.
00:14:30Hook of the leg.
00:14:32Two.
00:14:32And again, Matt Hardy kicked out.
00:14:34But how wise is it for Matt Hardy to continue?
00:14:37Charles Robinson needs to call this match.
00:14:40You can't ask Matt Hardy.
00:14:42You can't trust a guy who's out of it.
00:14:43He's got guts beyond what his body will bear right now.
00:14:47MVP, Matt Hardy on his shoulders.
00:14:50Look out.
00:15:00And at some point, the referee has got to think about, Matt Hardy touched under that boot somehow.
00:15:07That's the side effect.
00:15:09And Matt Hardy from out of nowhere.
00:15:12Here's the cover.
00:15:13Crawls into the cover.
00:15:15The two and a kick out of two and a half by MVP.
00:15:20How is Matt Hardy still going in this matchup?
00:15:24His legs are rubber.
00:15:29This right here, Michael, is simply a matter.
00:15:32Cover again.
00:15:33Again, hook of the leg.
00:15:34Referee in perfect position and a kick out of two.
00:15:37Of years in the business of Matt Hardy.
00:15:39A passion, a love, a deep desire of Michael.
00:15:41Because when you get dinged like this, what you really are comes out.
00:15:45And what Matt Hardy really is, is a competitor.
00:15:48And that's coming out.
00:15:50But I'm telling you, he has no idea where he's at right now.
00:15:53Well, he sure knew where he was there with the Bulldog.
00:15:55Dan Stinked, Michael.
00:15:57Here's the cover again by Matt Hardy.
00:15:59He may get it this time.
00:16:01And a kick at it, too, by MVP.
00:16:03You learn a lot about a guy, Michael, when he's hurt.
00:16:06You don't learn much about a guy when he's on top, when everything's going his way.
00:16:10But when a guy's hurt like Matt Hardy right now, and he has to go deep,
00:16:14deeper than he may have ever gone before, this is where you learn how great he actually is.
00:16:19And Matt Hardy slipping off the rope, perhaps does not know where he's at.
00:16:23But an up wherewithal with the right hand.
00:16:26Matt Hardy high-risk maneuver.
00:16:28Second rope dropping the elbow.
00:16:33Can Matt Hardy pull off a huge win?
00:16:36There's two.
00:16:37May have him in a kickout game.
00:16:41Matt Hardy digging deep down inside, showing a tremendous amount of guts here tonight.
00:16:48Went for the twist to fake, MVP.
00:16:52And Matt Hardy's skull came close to that steel ring post.
00:16:58And MVP, the playmaker, into the cover.
00:17:03Hook of the leg, shoulders are down, and MVP put Matt Hardy away, but not without a fight.
00:17:11And the winner of this match, Montella, Montella, Montella, Montella, Porter, and MVP.
00:17:17That was a huge win for MVP over a red-hot Matt Hardy.
00:17:22But can MVP do that Sunday at Judgment Day against Chris Benoit?
00:17:26Can he hook in the playmaker?
00:17:27It's all about momentum, Michael.
00:17:29And right now, MVP is on a roll.
00:17:35Kudos to Matt Hardy for digging deep and lasting as long as he did.
00:17:39You're hurt like that.
00:17:40He had to fight the heart of a champion.
00:17:48And this is where it all started.
00:17:50Matt Hardy lined up.
00:17:52MVP waiting for that one boot, and bam, lights out.
00:17:57Followed up by this.
00:17:59Matt Hardy never recovered.
00:18:05This is what did it.
00:18:07Matt Hardy took that post.
00:18:09Playmaker!
00:18:11Find a fat lady at Baker's scene, because MVP's got one racked up in the W, Carlo.
00:18:18MVP, congratulations on your victory.
00:18:21But this Sunday, now, you get the United States Champion, Chris Benoit.
00:18:26Your comments.
00:18:28Let me tell you something.
00:18:29You, Chris Benoit, Teddy Long, all the naysayers, all these player haters are so glad that the deck has been
00:18:40stacked against me at Judgment Day.
00:18:44See, by me having to beat Chris Benoit in a two-out-of-three match, that just solidifies my greatness,
00:18:53because at Judgment Day, I will overcome the politics.
00:18:57I will overcome the nonsense, and I will overcome all these naysayers and player haters that doubt me.
00:19:05And your new United States Champion will beat Chris Benoit twice, and then I will most certainly be bowling.
00:19:24We're looking at Michael, what could be our new United States Champion.
00:19:33This happens, playmaker, to Chris Benoit, Michael.
00:19:38MVP will hold all those posts, and he will do what he says he's gonna do, and he will be
00:19:44the new U.S. Champion.
00:19:52From the man who brought you such hits as the TLC Match.
00:19:57Oh, my God!
00:19:59Edge for the 20-foot ladder!
00:20:01Money in the bank.
00:20:03Oh, my God!
00:20:04Edge has done it!
00:20:05Edge has earned the opportunity to wrestle the world champion.
00:20:09The Live Sex Celebration.
00:20:16And last week, shocked the world when he became the new world heavyweight champion.
00:20:22Spear!
00:20:24The new world champion, Edge!
00:20:29Tonight, on broadcast television, a renegade will continue his rise as Edge presents his inaugural address.
00:20:39Tonight.
00:20:47And ladies and gentlemen, up next, the creepy, almost surreal event which transpired after SmackDown went off the air last
00:20:54week.
00:20:55The spirit of The Undertaker leaves SmackDown.
00:20:58Next.
00:21:02Friday night, SmackDown in Baltimore, Maryland.
00:21:04Here tonight, members of Baltimore Ravens in the house, John!
00:21:08SmackDown is getting bigger and bigger.
00:21:10Everybody in all sports and all genres loves SmackDown.
00:21:14Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm still startled at what we witnessed when SmackDown went off the air last week.
00:21:20I have never seen The Undertaker decimated like he was last Friday.
00:21:25Something we have never seen before.
00:21:26The spirit of The Undertaker left SmackDown.
00:21:32SmackDown.
00:21:34SmackDown.
00:21:35SmackDown.
00:21:37SmackDown.
00:21:40SmackDown.
00:21:41SmackDown.
00:21:41SmackDown.
00:21:42SmackDown.
00:21:43SmackDown.
00:21:44SmackDown.
00:22:04SmackDown.
00:22:12SmackDown.
00:22:13SmackDown.
00:22:14SmackDown.
00:22:15SmackDown.
00:22:19SmackDown.
00:22:20SmackDown.
00:22:23SmackDown.
00:22:24SmackDown.
00:22:25SmackDown.
00:22:26SmackDown.
00:22:26SmackDown.
00:22:27SmackDown.
00:22:27SmackDown.
00:22:28SmackDown.
00:22:29SmackDown.
00:22:31SmackDown.
00:22:32SmackDown.
00:22:33SmackDown.
00:22:33SmackDown.
00:22:33SmackDown.
00:22:34SmackDown.
00:22:34SmackDown.
00:22:35SmackDown.
00:22:49So without further ado, I can't stop it.
00:22:52Rest in peace.
00:23:20The following is a six-man tag team match scheduled for one fall.
00:23:24Introducing first Bingham coming into the ring by Cherry from the other side of the tracks.
00:23:29At a combined weight of 465 pounds, they are the WWE Tag Team Champions, Deuce and Domino.
00:23:38WWE Tag Team Champions, Deuce and Domino,
00:23:41won the titles a couple of weeks ago over London and Kendrick.
00:23:45Of course, Cherry in her lovely roller skates.
00:23:49Not sure I understand that.
00:23:51I do understand the fact that she is lovely.
00:23:57Introducing the tag team partner from El Paso, Texas, weighing 215 pounds.
00:24:03He is the Cruiserweight Champion of the World, Chavo Guerrero.
00:24:09Chavo Guerrero, Cruiserweight Champion of the World.
00:24:11Held that title for a few months now, but very impressive.
00:24:15Teaming up with the Tag Team Champions should be a formidable tag team in this six-man matchup.
00:24:20The name Guerrero means warrior and nobody personifies that better than this man,
00:24:27Chavo Guerrero.
00:24:31Introducing next, from Austin, Georgia, weighing 206 pounds, Jimmy Weigh.
00:24:38And here is a man who is a gunny for Chavo Guerrero's Cruiserweight Championship.
00:24:43Smackdown to Resident Redneck.
00:24:49What did you just say?
00:24:51Yee-haw!
00:24:53Yes, I'm on the top of my heart.
00:24:55Redneck.
00:24:56Resident Redneck.
00:25:00Joining him in a combined weight of 369 pounds,
00:25:04Brian Kendrick and Paul London.
00:25:07And I can guarantee you that Paul London and Brian Kendrick are counting the days until
00:25:12they have their rematch against Houston Domino with the Tag Team titles on the line.
00:25:16Remember, that wasn't gonna happen until Paul London could prove he was 100% from his
00:25:20rib injury last week in one-on-one action.
00:25:23I think London proved he was 100%.
00:25:25How would you like to be the psychiatrist for London, Kendrick, and Jimmy Wang Redneck?
00:25:31Why?
00:25:32You got the Resident Lunatics, London and Kendrick, and Resident Redneck, and Jimmy Wang Yang.
00:25:37I wouldn't call London and Kendrick Lunatics, they held the Tag Team titles for nearly a year.
00:25:41One comes out like Wyatt Earp, the other one comes out like the Phantom of the Opera.
00:25:44Well, very mysterious are London and Kendrick.
00:25:47Chavo Guerrero, the Cruiserweight Champion, begins the attack in his six-man matchup here
00:25:52on Friday Night SmackDown.
00:25:57Paul London.
00:25:58Oh, wow, and that is what Paul London and Brian Kendrick are all about.
00:26:02High risk takers, high flyers with double-team action, made them tag team champs for
00:26:07nearly a year before being knocked off by Deuce and Domino.
00:26:14Paul London making the tag, Brian Kendrick.
00:26:17Look at this, Paul London rolling through, shoulders down, and a kick out at one.
00:26:22This is where London and Kendrick are at their absolute best.
00:26:25When they create distance from their opponent, they're allowed to fly around, they are very good.
00:26:31And there's the quickness of Paul London, using that to his advantage against a much bigger man.
00:26:36And Dukes, Jimmy Wang Yang.
00:26:39Look at the flying cross, body lateral, press two.
00:26:43And it's Domino who's got to break up the three count.
00:26:46Jimmy Wang Yang working well as a team with London and Kendrick.
00:26:49He's got Deuce and Domino along with Chavo at their games.
00:26:52Of course he works well with them.
00:26:53They're all insane.
00:26:55Why do you say they're insane?
00:26:57If Brian Kendrick comes in off.
00:26:58Please explain the mask to him.
00:27:00Well, the mask first off will really show that London and Kendrick are men of mystery.
00:27:08And there's a right hand and another right.
00:27:11But that distraction may have crossed Kendrick as Deuce takes control.
00:27:21Here's the cover and a kick out at two.
00:27:24A man of mystery is Ruboroso Casanova.
00:27:26It is not these guys.
00:27:32Double teamed by the new tag team champions who took the gold from London and
00:27:37Kendrick last month after a nearly year long reign.
00:27:39Paul London and Brian Kendrick living by the sword, dying by the sword, so to speak.
00:27:44High risk maneuvers costing them the championship.
00:27:47And this is smart.
00:27:48You've kept Kendrick in the very corner that he doesn't want to be in for the last
00:27:53minute to two minutes of this match.
00:27:55You keep him there.
00:27:56You've got this thing won.
00:27:57It's an easy night for the Guerrero, Deuce, and Domino team.
00:28:01Chavo distracting the referee yet again.
00:28:04And look at Deuce taking advantage.
00:28:05There's the double team.
00:28:06Paul London pitching a fit but to no avail.
00:28:10And referee Jimmy Cordero has his hands full in this six-man matchup.
00:28:15Especially against three men who know how to break the rules like Deuce, Domino,
00:28:18and Guerrero.
00:28:19And don't forget the very beautiful cherry.
00:28:22And Brian Kendrick kick to the jaw.
00:28:25Right hand.
00:28:26Kendrick trying to battle out of the corner.
00:28:28It's the green to the back of the head.
00:28:29And Kendrick needs to make a tag.
00:28:31Can he get to his partner?
00:28:33Or one of his partners?
00:28:36Tag made.
00:28:37Here comes Jimmy Wang Yang.
00:28:41The highly unorthodox high flyer, Jimmy Wang Yang.
00:28:46Cruiserweight champ.
00:28:48Look at Jimmy Wang Yang taking the feet out of Chavo Guerrero.
00:28:51What an athlete is Yang.
00:28:53Into the cover.
00:28:53Hook of the leg.
00:28:54Shoulders down.
00:28:55Well, they weren't.
00:28:56No, now they're down.
00:28:56There's a one count and a kick down.
00:28:58Look, Jimmy Wang Yang is a fantastic athlete.
00:29:01I've never argued that point.
00:29:02What I'm saying is, thinks he's a redneck, which is insane.
00:29:08Chavo from behind.
00:29:10Textbook suplex.
00:29:12Jimmy Wang Yang's head bouncing off the mat.
00:29:16Yang into the corner.
00:29:18High elbow caught the champion.
00:29:20Kick right to the jaw.
00:29:22Right on the button.
00:29:23Jimmy Wang Yang up to the top rope.
00:29:26London blasts Domino from the apron.
00:29:30Moves off, catches Chavo.
00:29:33He got him.
00:29:35Jimmy Wang Yang is pinned the Cruiserweight Champion to win the tag team matchup.
00:29:40The winner of this match, the team of Bryan Kendrick, Paul London, and Jimmy Wang Yang.
00:29:48What a victory for London Kendrick and Jimmy Wang Yang.
00:29:52For the story, John, as the Cruiserweight Jimmy Wang Yang is pinned the Cruiserweight Champion,
00:29:57Shavo Guerrero, as we take another look at how he did it.
00:30:02Paul London saving the matchup.
00:30:04And then Jimmy Wang Yang took advantage.
00:30:08And keep in mind, ladies and gentlemen, this is the Cruiserweight Champion that Jimmy Wang Yang is pinned.
00:30:16Jimmy Wang Yang is a force that is to be reckoned with in the Cruiserweight title picture.
00:30:31Last week, I established my supremacy, my power, and my dominance.
00:30:39When I did exactly what I said I would do in destroying The Undertaker.
00:30:47You see, this is not a graveyard.
00:30:50This is a jungle.
00:30:53And in that jungle, I have no known predators.
00:30:58I am a 390-pound silverback.
00:31:07And I am the king of the jungle.
00:31:11Mark Henry.
00:31:13Mark Henry.
00:31:25We are back on Friday Night SmackDown.
00:31:28And this man is near 400 pounds of nearly a year of pent up frustration.
00:31:37The world's strongest man.
00:31:41His spot is set for one fall, making his way to the ring first from Sillsby, Texas.
00:31:47Weighing 392 pounds, he is the world's strongest man, Mark Henry.
00:31:54Well, last week, right here on Friday Night SmackDown, Mark Henry indeed cost The Undertaker the world championship.
00:32:01After a nearly 30-minute steel cage match with Batista, which ended in a draw, The Undertaker was battered.
00:32:09He was bloody.
00:32:10He was beaten.
00:32:11And he was absolutely had nothing left when he was attacked in ringside by that man.
00:32:18The world's strongest man, Mark Henry.
00:32:22Mark Henry said he was gonna make an impact.
00:32:26And there wasn't a damn thing you could do about it.
00:32:29And this has proven to be prophetic.
00:32:35Look at this.
00:32:36That is the world's strongest man, Michael.
00:32:39Six billion people on the planet.
00:32:42That is the strongest.
00:32:44Might makes right in this world.
00:32:47And that is about as mighty, it is as mighty as you can get.
00:32:52And Mark Henry, who moments ago claimed to be the king of the jungle.
00:32:55The silverback of the WWE.
00:32:59Crossed The Undertaker for World Championship last week.
00:33:04Mark Henry missing nearly a year of action.
00:33:06But did he ever return with a purpose last week?
00:33:11Admiral Osoroku Yamamoto said that someone has just woken a sleeping giant.
00:33:17Michael, the sleeping giant named Mark Henry is right away.
00:33:212170 pounds.
00:33:23Funaki!
00:33:24And what can be going through the mind of Funaki?
00:33:26Mark Henry, the man who has taken out Chris Benoit, Batista, Rey Mysterio, and now The Undertaker is the opponent
00:33:35for this man.
00:33:36All Hall of Fame, guys.
00:33:39Listen to that list.
00:33:40The Undertaker, Batista, Mysterio, Benoit.
00:33:43All Hall of Famers have been put out of action by this man, Mark Henry.
00:33:48I'll tell you what Funaki thinks right now.
00:33:51Put some salt on him, he's lunch.
00:33:54Funaki's face tells the story.
00:33:56He does not wanna be in the ring against this animal, Mark Henry.
00:34:00400 pounds.
00:34:02The man who claims he is the king of the SmackDown Jungle.
00:34:07Funaki better find some villagers with some torches because I don't think you can get this monster off of you
00:34:13any other way.
00:34:13The right hand hardly stunned Mark Henry.
00:34:16Funaki, that's like running into a brick wall, ladies and gentlemen.
00:34:21No, Michael, a brick wall doesn't hit you back.
00:34:26Mark Henry, pent up frustration, pent up rage.
00:34:30The sleeping giant has awakened.
00:34:34And SmackDown better watch out because Mark Henry says you can't do a damn thing about it.
00:34:39And quite frankly, Michael, he's right.
00:34:42400 pounds.
00:34:43And Funaki rolled out of the way, just avoiding the elbow.
00:34:47And perhaps avoiding a- Get on the Acela train, Funaki.
00:34:52Get on the Acela train and go to New York, go to Boston, go anywhere.
00:34:56But you jump back in that ring, Funaki.
00:34:58That's what happens.
00:35:00The world's strongest slam, Mark Henry makes quick work of Funaki.
00:35:06The winner of this match is Mark Henry.
00:35:11This, Michael, is Darwinism at its finest.
00:35:15The strong survive.
00:35:17The weak get destroyed.
00:35:20They don't get any stronger than Mark Henry.
00:35:26Mark Henry has put the SmackDown locker room on notice.
00:35:34All out strength, all out power.
00:35:37You can't strategize against strength, power.
00:35:40You can't coach it.
00:35:41You can't get ready for it.
00:35:43Nothing can prepare you for what is Mark Henry.
00:35:46You can't help.
00:35:51You can't help.
00:35:52You can't help.
00:35:53You can't help.
00:35:53Things just got interesting around SmackDown.
00:35:56And I love it.
00:35:59I just show my back there.
00:36:01You better recognize you.
00:36:04WWE Magazine presents the Raw Rebound.
00:36:28And the coach, oh coach, you've got to be kidding me.
00:36:40Coach thinks he's back in Kansas.
00:36:42The leg is hooked in the count of three.
00:36:46And look at this.
00:36:47Look at this.
00:36:48Shane McMahon and Imaga physically assaulting Bobby Lashley.
00:36:54They're physically provoking Lashley.
00:36:57Oh, watch, they're retaliating.
00:36:59Shane, they're male.
00:37:00And Imaga, the extended hand into the throat of Lashley.
00:37:04Imaga, the near 400-pounder, is hammering away and beating Lashley.
00:37:09The Samoan Bulldozer.
00:37:11Here he comes.
00:37:12In overtime.
00:37:13Uh-oh.
00:37:13But nobody there.
00:37:17Oh, my God.
00:37:19What a spear by Bobby Lashley.
00:37:22Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:37:28Shane McMahon laying in weight for Bobby Lashley.
00:37:34Can you run, Shane?
00:37:35Uh-oh.
00:37:39Shane McMahon running to the moon or over the limo?
00:37:43Shane McMahon makes the getaway.
00:37:48Oh!
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:52Oh!
00:37:53Oh!
00:38:07And there is the United States Champion, Chris Benoit, who in two nights from tonight will defend their title of
00:38:14Judgment Day.
00:38:15But coming up next, the Wolverine takes on the man who loves to fight, Finley.
00:38:25We are back at Friday Night SmackDown with one of the greatest United States Champions of all time.
00:38:33This contest is set for one ball, making his way to the ring first from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing 234 pounds.
00:38:41He is the United States Champion, Chris Benoit.
00:38:46But even bigger than that, Michael, one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, Chris Benoit.
00:38:53And Chris Benoit has the opportunity to put on the clinic again in two nights.
00:38:57St. Louis, Missouri, Judge Benoit, when he defends the United States Championship in a two-out-a-three ball matchup
00:39:03against a man who early on tonight, John, was extremely confident with some remarks, and that's MVP.
00:39:10Extremely confident, also extremely good against a red-hot Matt Hardy.
00:39:15Virtually knocked him out, pinned him in the middle of the ring, and MVP's on the road.
00:39:22He's chasing us from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing 233 pounds, Finley.
00:39:29This is like God and Ward between MVP and Benoit.
00:39:33These guys are common copies of each other.
00:39:35Neither one backs up an inch.
00:39:37It has been nothing but fun to watch.
00:39:40I can't wait until Judgment Day to watch him go two out of three.
00:39:44Earlier on tonight, MVP in that battle against Matt Hardy, and now the champion, Chris Benoit, in what will be
00:39:50a very physical battle against Finley here on SmackDown.
00:39:55How will these matchups, just 48 hours away from Judgment Day, affect Benoit and MVP?
00:40:01You gotta be hardened by fire, Michael.
00:40:03You don't wanna fight a guy 48 hours before, except for the fact, sometimes it hardens you up, it makes
00:40:09you tougher.
00:40:09If you're stepping into a fight, you know you wanna be ready.
00:40:12Hey, this is how you get ready.
00:40:14Finley using that shillelagh as a weapon on a number of occasions.
00:40:18Matchup underway.
00:40:19Chris Benoit, Finley have had a long history against one another.
00:40:22And if you like sports entertainment at all, Michael, you're gonna love this one.
00:40:26Neither one of these two guys have an ounce of backup in them.
00:40:30This is gonna be a fight and gonna be fun to watch.
00:40:35Clean break by Finley.
00:40:37First one here in the matchup, collar and elbow tie-up, center of the ring again.
00:40:41Between Chris Benoit, the United States champion, and a former United States champion, Finley.
00:40:47Let's go, Benoit!
00:40:50Let's go, Benoit!
00:40:53Let's go, Benoit chance, beginning in Baltimore.
00:40:56And again, referee Jimmy Corneros forcing the clean break.
00:41:09A left hand by Benoit, quickly into the corner, sick of the trash talking by Finley.
00:41:15Sometimes mind games works, sometimes they have the just opposite effect.
00:41:20Finley right across the ring, knocked down by Benoit, quickly into the cover.
00:41:24First one of the matchup, kick out at one.
00:41:26You know, Benoit and Finley, very similar in their styles, but, well, very opposite as well.
00:41:32Finley likes to talk in the ring, run his mouth.
00:41:34Chris Benoit very quiet, gets the job done efficiently.
00:41:36Here's the cover, kick out at one.
00:41:42Finley right to work on the leg of Benoit.
00:41:45But you know, both of them, Michael, are like pugilist Gasparovs.
00:41:48They think in the ring, they come at you, they attack, they're constantly thinking.
00:41:52Some guys get in there and they just start going forward.
00:41:55They hope instinct takes over.
00:41:56These guys, the entire time they're in there, whether they're on offense, whether they're on defense,
00:42:00or thinking about what to do with their opponent, that separates them from the rest of the pack
00:42:04and what makes both of them so dangerous.
00:42:07Chris Benoit, looking at that bottom rope, needs to get there to break this hold by Finley.
00:42:11The United States champion on his belly and in a world of trouble.
00:42:16Chris Benoit will do what he can do.
00:42:19And if there is a counter to be found, Benoit will find it like he did there.
00:42:25Close to a choke.
00:42:27John, which brings me to MVP.
00:42:28We've seen MVP on a number of occasions, unlike anybody else,
00:42:32be able to counter Chris Benoit seemingly at every move.
00:42:35Why is that?
00:42:36Because he studied tape.
00:42:39What MVP has done has studied Benoit extensively.
00:42:43You've seen him get better each and every week.
00:42:46The gentrification of MVP has been amazing.
00:42:49But get this, Michael, through all of that, as good as he's been,
00:42:53Benoit has always pulled something out at the very end and beat him.
00:43:01The question, though, Michael, in 48 hours, is MVP gonna improve as much as he did from
00:43:06WrestleMania to Backlash to Judgment Day?
00:43:09If he improves that much again, MVP could walk out the new United States champion.
00:43:15John, he could, and I agree with you there.
00:43:17But the problem that MVP is facing is even if he improves over Backlash,
00:43:21he still has to beat Benoit twice.
00:43:23It's two out of three falls.
00:43:24So he can't just, you know, pick up a quick victory over Benoit.
00:43:27He's got to beat him twice, and he's got to beat him two out of three in that matchup
00:43:31to win the title.
00:43:32I don't think he can do it.
00:43:34Finley knocked out of the ring off the dropkick.
00:43:36Look out, Benoit.
00:43:39Finley driving Benoit knee and hip first into the steel steps.
00:43:46And this is where Finley becomes dangerous.
00:43:49A shillelagh in hand.
00:44:00Not risking disqualification, Finley back on the attack of Chris Benoit.
00:44:10Now this is where it gets interesting.
00:44:13Michael, Finley sees weakness.
00:44:17It's like a shark that sees blood in the water.
00:44:21It makes the shark very happy.
00:44:25And Finley taking advantage of that knee, that leg,
00:44:29that hip area that was slammed into the steel steps moments ago.
00:44:32And that is the thing about Finley.
00:44:34When Finley targets the body part that's injured, he's extremely dangerous.
00:44:37Among the best of the game, that targeting and injury, and then putting hurt to it.
00:44:45And Finley just twists that knee and that ankle and foot.
00:44:51Look at this, Michael.
00:44:53Yes, you look at the reverse of Benoit.
00:44:55Every time Finley puts Benoit on hold, he grabs for anything that's open on Finley.
00:45:01And he finally does the smart thing, he goes to the ropes, he's thinking the entire time.
00:45:06You ask if a match like this could hurt him, something like this could hurt him.
00:45:11You get an injured will like that, and you have to go out there against MVP,
00:45:15and you're going two out of three, which could be half an hour or more.
00:45:19The last thing you want is an injury that's going to handicap you.
00:45:23Finley targeting the knee of Benoit again.
00:45:26The knee that slammed into the steel steps moments ago.
00:45:29Any of those only 48 hours of recovery time, John.
00:45:32Judgment Day in the two out of three fall matchup is Sunday.
00:45:35It's not like Benoit gets a week off before he's got to defend the championship.
00:45:39Yeah, look at MVP.
00:45:40MVP is a redact competitor.
00:45:43He studies everything Benoit does.
00:45:46He's studying this as well.
00:45:47He knows going into this, there's a big bullseye on that left leg of Chris Benoit.
00:45:53And Finley continues the pressure on the leg of Benoit.
00:45:56Benoit trying to do all he can to counter.
00:46:00And again, the point is, look at Finley.
00:46:02Guess when Benoit was trying to get back into it, Finley slams a fist into the face,
00:46:07kicks the knee.
00:46:14That's what you get about being tenacious, Michael.
00:46:17Finley will do what he has to do to get back to that left leg.
00:46:21And nobody's holding.
00:46:24Shoulder into the steel post.
00:46:25One.
00:46:26Chris Benoit pumps off the German suplex.
00:46:28Arms are wrapped, hands are still clasped.
00:46:31But perhaps the injured knee did not allow Benoit enough torque to pull off two more,
00:46:36like he usually does, those three Germans in succession.
00:46:42And they have spoken too soon.
00:46:46Shades of Benoit's great friend, the late great Andy Guerrero.
00:46:51Going for the triple vertical, you guys.
00:46:56But can Benoit capitalize with a bad knee?
00:47:00Benoit hits this.
00:47:02And Finley knows Benoit so well, knew Benoit was going to the top rope.
00:47:09Stand right there.
00:47:10And the question is, is did Benoit re-injure that knee, or I should say injure that core?
00:47:16Watch Benoit.
00:47:17The bad wheel did not allow him to get to the apron, and the rope's quick enough.
00:47:21Finley took advantage, and the fall may have helped it hurt Benoit.
00:47:27Come on, Benoit!
00:47:29And referee Jimmy Corderas at six, now at seven.
00:47:32Benoit's gotta try to beat the ten count back into the ring.
00:47:35And Finley wisely on the assault, trying to keep the rabid Wolverine,
00:47:41the United States Champion, down.
00:47:43Come on, being blown to the back.
00:47:49Almost like a doctor.
00:47:51The surgeon, Finley, working on the injured knee.
00:47:54Come on, Benoit!
00:47:55No!
00:47:56Tap!
00:47:57Tap!
00:47:58Tap!
00:47:59Tap!
00:48:00Finley's in control.
00:48:01Will Benoit tap when we return?
00:48:05We are back on Friday Night SmackDown.
00:48:07And ladies and gentlemen, throughout the entire commercial break, Finley has continued to punish
00:48:14the left knee and leg of Chris Benoit, the United States Champion.
00:48:18Just 48 hours away from Benoit's title defense in a two out of three false matchup at Judgment Day
00:48:24against MVP.
00:48:27Earlier tonight, MVP said he's gonna overcome all the politics and beat Chris Benoit two out of
00:48:33three to win the championship Sunday.
00:48:35MVP may not have to overcome any politics if Benoit only has one leg going to Sunday.
00:48:39Look at MVP against Matt Hardy, a red hot Matt Hardy.
00:48:42He defeated him, but he came out virtually unscathed.
00:48:45Chris Benoit is not coming out of this match without scars.
00:48:50Chris Benoit, his only opportunity is to reach the ropes that he did for a moment.
00:48:54But Finley right back on the attack of that injured knee.
00:48:57And you can see the anguish and the pain in the face of Benoit.
00:49:03Finley, who can use every part of the ring, I should say, as a weapon, is doing that now.
00:49:10Targeting the leg of Benoit.
00:49:12See Chris Benoit trying to get the blood rolling back into Benoit's knee.
00:49:21Wow.
00:49:26Almost, can you see the irony, John, of Finley working on Benoit's leg,
00:49:30much like Chris Benoit will do to get his opponents into the sharpshooter.
00:49:36What a smart move by Finley.
00:49:38There is no way to describe unless you've been hit like that by Benoit,
00:49:43how bad those chops to the chest hurt.
00:49:46Half Boston Crab, Finley uses the rope for leverage and then wisely breaks.
00:49:50Finley gets chopped, he gets chopped.
00:49:53Instead of trying to match fist with Benoit, he does the smart thing.
00:49:56He goes right back after that leg.
00:49:59Chris Benoit trying to do everything he can do to get the blood pumping back into the leg,
00:50:04to get some feeling back into, be able to utilize it in the match.
00:50:08And Sakuri caught Finley in the shoulder.
00:50:11Not quite to the spine or the back of the head, but effective perhaps.
00:50:18German suplex.
00:50:20Chris Benoit looking for the hat trick.
00:50:23There's two.
00:50:26Chris Benoit with a third German suplex, bad leg and all.
00:50:31Hey, it's Hornswabble.
00:50:35And Hornswabble's in trouble.
00:50:37What is he doing?
00:50:40Uh-oh, Finley, and then Dan Shalawi, Benoit counter, going for the crossface.
00:50:50He's in the middle of the ring, and he's got it deep.
00:50:53Crossface is locked in.
00:50:54There is nowhere for Finley to go.
00:50:58Crossface locked in, and there's MVP, MVP.
00:51:02Benoit was close down the Finley tap out, and MVP rushed the ring.
00:51:10And Finley with a shillelagh right to the bad knee, the injured knee of Chris Benoit.
00:51:16And you remember, that's what Finley did to Batista.
00:51:19Batista is still trying to get over it, Michael.
00:51:21Finley literally handing Chris Benoit over to MVP.
00:51:27And perhaps handing the US Championship MVP.
00:51:31MVP, the kick to the skull that flattened Matt Hardy earlier tonight.
00:51:36And the assault begins by the man who hopes to be United States Champion Sunday.
00:51:45This is a disgusting, a disgusting thing by MVP.
00:51:51Whether you like it or not, Michael, it's disgusting.
00:51:54It is terrific strategy.
00:51:56This is what MVP needs to win the US Championship is a weakened Benoit.
00:52:03And how do you call this strategy?
00:52:06This is flat at MVP.
00:52:08Do you think it'll work?
00:52:09Do you think there's a good chance this is gonna work?
00:52:12Of course there's a good chance it's gonna work.
00:52:13Did that strategy, Michael?
00:52:14What else is it?
00:52:15Whether you like it or not, it didn't make a damn bit of difference.
00:52:19This right here is great strategy.
00:52:21It's cheating is what it is, flat out cheating.
00:52:25MVP took advantage of Chris Benoit after he went through that matchup against Finley.
00:52:32Benoit was gonna pick up the victory before MVP rushed the ring.
00:52:38A salty Benoit.
00:52:40Finley with the shillelagh to the bad knee.
00:52:44An MVP saw the opening, saw the advantage, and well, took advantage.
00:52:50Without an ounce of compunction, this is what it takes to become champion on SmackDown, Michael.
00:52:56You can like it, you can hate it, but you better get ready for Judgment Day,
00:53:00and damn sure Chris Benoit better get ready.
00:53:05I'm a really good singer, Ozzy.
00:53:07Hey, Ozzy!
00:53:07You can't take your eyes away from what?
00:53:14You can't take your eyes away from what?
00:53:17Ozzy Osbourne performs on SmackDown next.
00:53:21Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome WWE SmackDown diva, Ashley.
00:53:30I'll tell you, it is wonderful to see Ashley back here on Friday Night SmackDown.
00:53:35We had an exclusive interview with Ashley last week, John, and she told us she's ready to go.
00:53:40She's recovered from her leg injury, and she says that when she recuperates.
00:53:46She recuperates to music.
00:53:48She loves music, it's a very important part of her life.
00:53:50And she's gonna have an opportunity to hear some great music right now.
00:54:01Please welcome the Prince of Darkness, performing his latest single,
00:54:10I Don't Wanna Stop, off the newest album, Black Rain.
00:54:14Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ozzy Osbourne!
00:54:24Come on!
00:54:56I don't know what they're talking about
00:55:00I'm making my own decision
00:55:03This thing that I found ain't gonna bring me down
00:55:07I'm like a junkie without an addiction
00:55:11Mama don't cry, I just wanna stay high
00:55:14Like playing with dead repeat
00:55:18Everybody's walking, but nobody's talking
00:55:21It looks a lot better from here
00:55:25All my life I've been over the top
00:55:27I don't know what I'm doing
00:55:29All I know is I don't wanna stop
00:55:31All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop
00:55:34Your eyes are in or in the window
00:55:36Maybe I don't wanna stop
00:55:45Why don't they ever listen to me
00:55:48It's just a one-way conversation
00:55:52Nothing they say is gonna set me free
00:55:55Don't need no mental masturbation
00:55:59Too many religions, but only one God
00:56:03I don't need another savior
00:56:05Don't try to change my mind
00:56:08You know I'm one of a kind
00:56:10Ain't gonna change my bad behavior
00:56:13All my life I've been over the top
00:56:16I don't know what I'm doing
00:56:18All I know is I don't wanna stop
00:56:20All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop
00:56:23Your eyes are in or in the window
00:56:25Maybe I don't wanna stop
00:56:38deine mind
00:56:39Get thecek, go
00:56:44Your eyes are in or in the window
00:56:46Battlestead
00:56:50outlets are in or out in the window
00:57:22All my life I've been over the top
00:57:26I don't know what I'm doing
00:57:27All I know is I don't wanna stop
00:57:29All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop
00:57:32You're out there and out in the window
00:57:34Maybe I don't wanna stop
00:57:36All my life I've been over the top
00:57:39I don't know what I'm doing
00:57:41All I know is I don't wanna stop
00:57:43All fired up, I'm gonna go till I drop
00:57:46You're out there and out in the window
00:57:48Maybe I don't wanna stop
00:58:27In a world that needed a hero, a rebel ushered in an era of sex and violence, sent shockwaves throughout
00:58:36world wrestling entertainment. A man without peers. A man without fear. A man who single-handedly has broken down every
00:58:48barrier.
00:58:50You think you know him? Tonight, you'll know him better as the most watched champion in the past five years.
00:59:00Edge presents his inaugural address tonight.
00:59:08Tonight.
00:59:10Baltimore, Maryland, side of Friday night's SmackDown, still to jump tonight.
00:59:15The inaugural address of the new world heavyweight champion, the R-rated superstar Edge, you in Baltimore, on SmackDown tonight.
00:59:32Here it comes! Reality check time!
00:59:36Let's go Memphis.
00:59:39It's about a simple one ball.
00:59:41Issues the first one, Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 230 pounds, The Miz!
00:59:47Here's the big Ozzy Osbourne fan.
00:59:49From Baltimore, Maryland, weighing 210 pounds, Christian York.
00:59:55Miz is a huge Ozzy Osbourne fan.
00:59:57And I'm breaking Ozzy's down, the official memes off of Judgment Day.
01:00:00I don't wanna stop.
01:00:01So this is our reality television segment, right?
01:00:04Ozzy Osbourne and Miz.
01:00:07Miz has been very impressive since he joined the SmackDown roster,
01:00:11taking on Christian York here tonight.
01:00:14Collar and elbow tied up center of the ring to start this matchup.
01:00:19You have to be impressed with the Miz, John.
01:00:21I don't have to be anything.
01:00:23I'm JBL, I do whatever I want.
01:00:26That we know.
01:00:27And a big clothesline by The Miz.
01:00:34Still to come tonight, the inaugural address of the new world champion, Edge.
01:00:40The Rated R Superstar will be here in Baltimore for Friday Night SmackDown,
01:00:45and what can only imagine, neck breaker by Miz.
01:00:47And how great is it, Michael, that we're gonna see the Rated R era ushered in tonight
01:00:52by the legendary Edge himself.
01:00:56Yeah, I said legend.
01:00:58Edge is twice casting that money in the bank.
01:01:01Latest time last week in despicable fashion against The Undertaker.
01:01:06And there's a right here by Christian York.
01:01:07Hey, do you notice the look on Miz's face?
01:01:09Not much fooling around out here tonight.
01:01:11Seems to be all business.
01:01:15And Miz actually, as we're talking about him being very impressed with John as of late,
01:01:21does hold the victory over the United States Champion Chris Benoit.
01:01:25And look, I gotta say, that move right there, I have no idea what that is.
01:01:29I'm sure he has some stupid name for it.
01:01:31Here's the cover on Christian Yorkin.
01:01:33But it is very effective.
01:01:36Miz, I guess, didn't want the victory there.
01:01:39Miz is on SmackDown.
01:01:40Michael, you know what prime real estate this is to be on SmackDown?
01:01:45Swinging neck breaker by The Miz.
01:01:48Cover, hooks the leg.
01:01:50And I'll tell you, Miz very impressive here tonight.
01:01:56The winner of this match, The Miz.
01:01:59Seems to me that Miz has a new attitude.
01:02:03The Miz has looked better the last two times he's been out here.
01:02:07Okay, are you happy now?
01:02:09I gave him a compliment.
01:02:11I can't believe I did.
01:02:12Okay, baby.
01:02:13We are, anybody.
01:02:21Anybody, what's up?
01:02:23Teddy, Vicky's on her way to the office right now.
01:02:25And before she gets here, I just, I really want to thank you for giving her the opportunity
01:02:31to interview to be your assistant.
01:02:33It means the world to me, Teddy.
01:02:34She's my best friend and she's been through so much.
01:02:37Well, Crystal, I want you to know this.
01:02:39You know, whatever it takes to make you happy, then that's what I'm going to do.
01:02:43It does make me happy.
01:02:45Thank you very much.
01:02:47Come in.
01:02:49Vicky!
01:02:53How are you?
01:02:55Mr. Long, it's a pleasure to see you again.
01:02:58Vicky Guerrero.
01:02:59You look great.
01:03:00Good to see you.
01:03:02You know, you guys have a lot to talk about, so I'm going to excuse myself.
01:03:06You'll be fine.
01:03:07See you later.
01:03:10All right, Mrs. Guerrero.
01:03:12Teddy, look, before we get started, I just want to thank you for letting me be invited here tonight.
01:03:18And I just want to let you know that I'm trying to do a lot of positive things in my
01:03:22life.
01:03:23And I feel like this whole situation could be really good for everybody.
01:03:28Well, Vicky, now I want you to know that I know the history of the Guerrero's.
01:03:33And I have my own self-reservations about this.
01:03:36Teddy, I know a lot of people feel that way.
01:03:40But I just want to thank you for this opportunity because I could change the perception.
01:03:47Well, Vicky, I promised my girlfriend, Crystal, and your friend...
01:03:52She's pretty special, isn't she?
01:03:55Yeah.
01:03:56Yeah, she's real special.
01:03:58You know, Teddy, every time she talks about you, she glows.
01:04:02She talks about me?
01:04:02She can't stop talking about you.
01:04:05I mean, I've known her for a long time, and it's amazing.
01:04:09Wow.
01:04:09It's amazing how she...
01:04:10I'll tell you what.
01:04:12I'm going to give you that interview.
01:04:13Oh, thank you.
01:04:13Why don't we sit down and let's go over your qualifications, all right?
01:04:16Well...
01:04:24Last week on SmackDown, the future became clear as Edge defeated The Undertaker for the World Heavyweight Championship and ushered
01:04:34in a new era.
01:04:37The ultimate opportunist has done it again!
01:04:44I stand before you, your new champion.
01:04:49Witness the next chapter in the meteoric rise of sports entertainment's greatest renegade.
01:04:55Edge presents his inaugural address.
01:04:58And it all happens tonight.
01:05:04And now, the WWE Slam of the Week is brought to you by Just For Men.
01:05:09Stay in the game with Just For Men Hair Color.
01:05:12These two men, Kane and MVP, are battling for an opportunity at the United States Championship.
01:05:19And Kane is about to put MVP...
01:05:21Hey!
01:05:22William Regal and Dave Taylor!
01:05:24Look at the referee!
01:05:26And a left hand!
01:05:27A cheek left by Regal!
01:05:29With brass knuckles!
01:05:30He had brass knuckles to the playmaker!
01:05:33MVP steals the number one contendership for the United States title!
01:05:42And don't think that this man, Kane, has forgotten about those brass knuckles!
01:05:47It cost him an opportunity at the United States title!
01:05:53This match is set for one fall!
01:05:56Making his way to the ring, weighing 320 pounds, Kane!
01:06:13Go on, we're on!
01:06:17Go on, we're on!
01:06:20Go on, we're on, we're on to show!
01:06:30playing the game with just from that air call out.
01:06:32And by PlayStation 3, Play Beyond.
01:06:41Introducing this from Blackpool, England,
01:06:43weighing 245 pounds, William Regal.
01:06:48This is gonna be yet another physical matchup here tonight on Friday Night SmackDown.
01:06:52Regal is rough and tough as they come and
01:06:54against the former world champion Kane, one on one in this matchup.
01:06:57But if you're William Regal, what would possess you to use pressed knuckles and
01:07:00hit the big red machine right in the kitchen?
01:07:03Because using a fist won't work.
01:07:05It's that simple, Michael.
01:07:07Good point.
01:07:09I am the Boogeyman.
01:07:10I am the Boogeyman, I am the Boogeyman, get it.
01:07:15No, come on.
01:07:16Don't tell me.
01:07:18Hey, look, look.
01:07:21Boogeyman with the little boogie in tow.
01:07:29We have seen it all tonight.
01:07:31The Miz, Hornswoggle, Ozzy Osbourne, and that Boogeyman, and
01:07:37look at his little Boogeyman.
01:07:38I'm telling you, we need the villagers with torches around here.
01:07:54I do not believe Mr. Regal and Mr. Taylor were expecting the Boogeyman,
01:07:58a little Boogeyman to show up, but I guess you can't be surprised.
01:08:02Kane and Boogeyman have developed some sort of relationship as of late.
01:08:05One of the most unlikely tag teams in history.
01:08:12Kane with a little wink, a little eyebrow up to William Regal.
01:08:15And Regal did not like it one bit.
01:08:18It's like Godzilla and King Kong teaming up.
01:08:25That smoke is, it's putrid.
01:08:30So the one-on-one matchup's underway.
01:08:33The Big Red Machine Kane versus William Regal.
01:08:36Kane last week with a victory over Dave Taylor, Regal's buddy.
01:08:40But with a score to settle with Mr. Regal here tonight.
01:08:43Still blaming Regal for costing him an opportunity to meet Benoit at
01:08:47Judgment Day for the United States Championship.
01:08:50And Regal just got those 20-something stitches out of his face that he got from
01:08:55Boogeyman.
01:08:58Boogeyman and Little Boogeyman mentioned earlier,
01:09:01I guess out here in support of Kane, as Regal-
01:09:06Well, they fit in here in Baltimore.
01:09:08So there's boots to the gut driving Kane back to the corner.
01:09:17Southpaw Regal,
01:09:19looking on the Big Red Machine.
01:09:22Kane has had his issues with William Regal.
01:09:25And Gary Taylor over the past month or so.
01:09:30A knee right to the face, followed by a left boot.
01:09:37Regal, so relentless.
01:09:39You are fighting at the carnivals and on the streets of Blackpool, England.
01:09:44That's how he made money as a teenager.
01:09:46Well, straight out of the freak show at the carnival, there you have it.
01:09:49Well, yeah, the worm-eating, the, I don't know how else to describe it,
01:09:54just the freak, the Boogeyman, and his carbon copy Little Boogeyman.
01:10:01He's dropped toe-holed by William Regal.
01:10:03Bring it down, get started.
01:10:05Where did the Big Red Machine get in?
01:10:07How do you carbon copy of Boogeyman?
01:10:09Just look, there he is, Little Boogey.
01:10:13I see him, I said, how?
01:10:16Look at that from Steven Spielberg.
01:10:17What is pouring out of the mouth of Boogeyman?
01:10:19No, who knows?
01:10:21What is wrong with the Boogeyman?
01:10:23What do you say?
01:10:24How would you ever in your life prepare for someone like that?
01:10:29I tried.
01:10:30I had to wrestle him at Royal Rumble two years ago.
01:10:35Well, with that being said, how would you ever prepare for
01:10:37the Big Red Machine Kane?
01:10:39I never did do very good at that either.
01:10:43You did against a lot of people, did you?
01:10:47Well, Boogeyman made you eat worms.
01:10:51What?
01:10:51Why would you bring that up?
01:10:54Just trying to bring the story forward.
01:10:56The relationship, if you remember.
01:10:58No, he's not a relationship.
01:11:00We've probably said it a few times.
01:11:02What a right by Kane.
01:11:03And yes, I ended up in worms.
01:11:05Driving William Regal.
01:11:07Uh-oh, Regal thought he was in trouble.
01:11:10A nice throw by Regal.
01:11:11Wow.
01:11:13Surprising.
01:11:15Regal driving the knee right into the throat of Kane, hook to the leg.
01:11:19Big win here, no, kick out at two by the Big Red Machine.
01:11:23That was impressive.
01:11:28Regal actually, so far, almost holding his own against the Big Red Machine.
01:11:33Well, you don't wanna get into a slugfest with Kane.
01:11:48And there should be something against this, there should be a rule against this, that if you're seven foot, 300
01:11:54something pounds, you're not allowed to go to the top rope.
01:11:58Kane, what a close line to Regal.
01:12:01Hey, hey, hey.
01:12:02Boogie Man jumped, and look at Dave Taylor, not even involved in the match.
01:12:06You stay on the roof, and then you're just continuing to stay on the roof.
01:12:10But it gave William Regal time to roll out of the ring, and the distraction gives Regal the upper hand.
01:12:17And Dave Taylor, from behind, told me a boogie man, now he's got a little boogie man.
01:12:26Come on, come on.
01:12:27What are they gonna do to the little boy?
01:12:29I don't need the little guy alone, though.
01:12:32Where is Peta?
01:12:34Oh, there's Kane.
01:12:35You don't need Peta.
01:12:37Chokeslam, cover.
01:12:38One, two, three.
01:12:40Kane, you're the victory.
01:12:47Kane, you know, we've seen some bizarre things, John, but little boogie man.
01:12:55Oh, Michael, Michael, you mentioned Bizarre, oh, come on, somebody do something about this.
01:13:05Where's the Baltimore Athletic Commission now?
01:13:08Boogie man just put, he put a fistful of worms in his mouth.
01:13:13And little boogie, he's just in the world as well.
01:13:18Three of them.
01:13:21He just made it.
01:13:22Little boogie ate that worm.
01:13:29There is something seriously wrong with that picture of Michael.
01:13:38And if Teddy Long wasn't so big with Krystal Lewinsky, he'd be doing something about this.
01:13:44You know, Kane is just, he may be as perplexed as all of us.
01:13:54That is, you got Jurassic and Triasset, Steven Spielberg, and every other thing you can imagine come to life right
01:14:01in front of us.
01:14:02Well, ladies and gentlemen, Kane, victorious worms galore in the ring.
01:14:06Well, we are chugging right along and we're not going to stop until we get to St. Louis, Missouri.
01:14:12Two nights from tonight for Judgment Day.
01:14:15And ladies and gentlemen, it may indeed be Judgment Day for the World Champion Edge.
01:14:20The Rated R era has officially begun.
01:14:24Will Batista find a way to end it?
01:14:28Three weeks, three times, the Great Khali has destroyed John Cena.
01:14:32How can the champion win this match?
01:14:34I've never seen anyone as big and strong as Khali, and the conundrum known as the Great Khali has yet
01:14:41to be solved by John Cena.
01:14:43On Raw Monday, Randy Orton was one of the most disgusting assaults I have ever witnessed.
01:14:47What shape will HBK be in come Sunday?
01:14:50And the match's scheduled as of now, and it could change because of the beating HBK suffered on Raw.
01:14:56And at WWE.com, Bobby Lashley promised victory.
01:15:00But when the fans continue to demoralize the former champion.
01:15:05Last time these guys got in the ring, Bobby Lashley was destroyed.
01:15:09I don't see what's gonna change in 48 hours.
01:15:13And to find out more about these matches and others on Judgment Day, go to WWE.com.
01:15:18But ladies and gentlemen, coming up next, it is the inaugural address of the Rated R Superstar.
01:15:25The World Champion Edge is here next.
01:15:31Back on SmackDown with General Manager Long.
01:15:37Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the World Heavyweight Champion, Edge.
01:15:54Ladies and gentlemen, I will describe Edge as a function.
01:15:59Specialist, I'll describe Edge as a Piranha, a man who has...
01:16:35Three-time world champion, five-time Intercontinental Champion,
01:16:39king of the ring, two-time Money in the Bank winner.
01:16:42How could you say that's no respect when you have success like that?
01:16:46That man lives, breathes, and dies this business.
01:16:50And right now, he is the tall hog in the trough, Michael.
01:16:55And he is carrying our company.
01:16:57And I, for one, am damn proud of it.
01:17:00Well, maybe he should have shown some respect to the fallen champion,
01:17:03The Undertaker, last week.
01:17:05Undertaker went through that steel cage match with Batista.
01:17:08He was bloody, beat, and battered.
01:17:10Mark Henry came out and assaulted The Undertaker.
01:17:14And if that wasn't enough, this puncture came to the ring
01:17:18and cashed in Money in the Bank.
01:17:20And in my mind, stole the World Championship.
01:17:23He stole it.
01:17:24He did it legally.
01:17:26You steal something, you go to jail.
01:17:28You do something legal like he did, you go to the Hall of Fame.
01:17:41Now, let me see if I can get that introduction a little better.
01:17:51My name is Edge.
01:17:56And I am your World Heavyweight Champion.
01:18:20And I was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
01:18:29But I'm actually ashamed to be a Canadian citizen.
01:18:34Now, don't get me wrong, I'd also be ashamed to be a US citizen.
01:18:42And that's because I had to go so far out of North America
01:18:46to get the respect that someone of my talent deserves.
01:18:54I had to go to places like New Zealand, Zimbabwe, Abu Dhabi, places like France.
01:19:05And that reminds me of another place where I didn't get the respect that I deserved.
01:19:09And that's a place called Monday Night Raw.
01:19:18And that makes me sick, because I beat everybody there was to beat on that show.
01:19:28I defeated John Cena for my first ever WWE Championship.
01:19:53But listen, listen, I'm willing to give the SmackDown audience the benefit of the doubt.
01:20:00I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt because I think you're more sophisticated than the Raw audience.
01:20:10Hear me out.
01:20:11I think that you'll judge someone based on their talent, not on some popularity contest.
01:20:23So with that being said, I want you all to know that I'll be a champion that you can be
01:20:27proud of.
01:20:35A champion that will take on any and all comers.
01:20:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:20:42Wait, hold on just a minute.
01:20:44Now let me get this straight.
01:20:46Did I just hear you say that you will take on all comers?
01:20:49Is that what you said?
01:20:50Yeah.
01:20:51Yeah, that's what I said.
01:20:52Well, now I want you to know I'm going to hold you to that statement
01:20:56because I want to remind you that this Sunday at Judgment Day,
01:21:01you will be defending the World Heavyweight Championship against Batista.
01:21:11What, you think I'm afraid of Batista?
01:21:16Because I'm not okay.
01:21:18I'm not.
01:21:19Because like I said on Raw, I did in three seconds what Batista couldn't do in three months.
01:21:25And that's defeat The Undertaker.
01:21:34I've done something no other man in this industry has done.
01:21:38And that's defeat John Cena and The Undertaker for his world titles.
01:21:45So you can bring Batista on.
01:21:48Bring him on, I don't care how.
01:21:50Any match.
01:21:51Any time.
01:21:52Anywhere.
01:21:53I'm ready for him.
01:22:07It's Judgment Day is coming!
01:22:20Imagine what Batista is feeling in the fight of his life at WrestleMania against The Undertaker.
01:22:28A draw in Last Man Standing and Backlash against The Undertaker.
01:22:33A draw inside a steel cage with The Undertaker last week.
01:22:38Only to see this Man Edge come to the ring and steal the championship.
01:22:43A championship, a piece to believe, is rightfully his.
01:22:48Don't look all these people talking out their ears.
01:22:54I never understood.
01:22:56What are you doing?
01:23:01Did you still theirs?
01:23:09D homie's life! D homie's life! D homie's life! D homie's life! D homie's life. D homie's life!
01:23:34Welcome to SmackDown, Edge.
01:23:42And since you're new, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told The Undertaker.
01:23:59That title belongs to me, and I'm sorry, but Sunday, I'm going to be needing it back.
01:24:25Will it be a short-lived title lead for the new world champion, Edge?
01:24:31Will the animal roll into St. Louis and regain his title?
Comments

Recommended