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00:00:42Oh, my God.

00:01:03Oh, my God.

00:01:30Oh, my God.

00:01:31Oh, my God.

00:01:52Oh, my God.

00:01:58Oh, my God.

00:01:59You think we can still draw it, bro?

00:02:01I can't.

00:02:02I need this for my major.

00:02:03Relax.

00:02:03Sure.

00:02:04Your coach will come in store where to be creating a degrading system.

00:02:07Jocks.

00:02:08So pretty.

00:02:10So entitled.

00:02:11Where are you above stereotypes?

00:02:12Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.

00:02:15I'm a little bit behind.

00:02:17I'm a little bit behind.

00:02:17And now if you're star actor, you should expect a new special treatment.

00:02:19You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.

00:02:22Me?

00:02:23No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.

00:02:26You can learn from your next assignment.

00:02:28Oral presentations.

00:02:29Oh, okay.

00:02:31Yeah, definitely dropping.

00:02:33Thanks.

00:02:34Perfect.

00:02:35Another D.

00:02:36So, how'd you do?

00:02:38Oh, good.

00:02:39Girl.

00:02:40Really?

00:02:40Yeah.

00:02:41I wrote in like an hour or so.

00:02:44Fucking hell.

00:02:45You aced me.

00:02:46I knew it.

00:02:46Show me.

00:02:47Do you mind?

00:02:48What?

00:02:49No.

00:02:49Only you get to look at things you should.

00:02:51Okay.

00:02:52Now we got covered.

00:02:53Anybody want to tell you to guess what we will be discussing today?

00:02:59There goes your minute crazy dream boy.

00:03:01Oh, Justin Cole's not my anything.

00:03:02It's not too late.

00:03:04It's not too late.

00:03:05You are intolerable.

00:03:06Did she do it?

00:03:07Did she talk to Justin Cole?

00:03:08No, no.

00:03:08She's too busy pining blissfully from afar.

00:03:10He has literally no idea who I am, okay?

00:03:12Am I supposed to just blame myself on him?

00:03:13Yes.

00:03:13Oh, no.

00:03:14I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.

00:03:16Santa, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.

00:03:18Mona.

00:03:18So it takes a fire if you're on at nine, okay?

00:03:20Eight words, ever.

00:03:21Hey, Mona.

00:03:23Who's Mona?

00:03:24Me?

00:03:24Me.

00:03:27I'm not Mona.

00:03:28It is an M, though, right?

00:03:29Not even close.

00:03:30What do you want, Carrie Graham?

00:03:31Pedals to walk on?

00:03:32Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,

00:03:34and the theater department is literally full of perfume.

00:03:37So, uh, I failed that paper.

00:03:39Sounds like a lot of people did.

00:03:40And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.

00:03:45Was there a question in there?

00:03:46There's a question.

00:03:47I don't think I heard a question.

00:03:48You guys are late for some study.

00:03:50All right, go.

00:03:50I'll see you at dinner.

00:03:51Bye, Mona.

00:03:53I need your help.

00:03:55Wow.

00:03:55What?

00:03:56So usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,

00:03:58and your voice didn't do that, so.

00:04:00Okay.

00:04:01Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,

00:04:03help me study so that don't fail spectacularly?

00:04:05Better.

00:04:06But no.

00:04:07Come on.

00:04:08Do me a solid.

00:04:09I mean, you kind of owe me.

00:04:10That's neat, Pete.

00:04:10That was an honest mistake.

00:04:12Was it?

00:04:12I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the people you guys, so.

00:04:15Okay, I'll start for life.

00:04:16If anything, you owe me.

00:04:17Well, I have to ace the world presentation or I can't play.

00:04:19Okay.

00:04:20Believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.

00:04:22Find another tutor, dude.

00:04:27Do you know whether or not, I can't play play.

00:04:28I'm still 20, when I'm acting middle-aged.

00:04:31Same old conversation, all the small talk that I hate.

00:04:34And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.

00:04:38I need to swap it out.

00:04:40I need to have some fun.

00:04:42Give it to the floor, give it to the floor.

00:04:44Give it to the floor.

00:04:45Give it to the floor.

00:04:46Give it to the floor.

00:04:48Give it to the floor.

00:04:50Give it to the floor.

00:04:56Oh, shit.

00:05:24Hey. Wanted to talk to me?

00:05:26If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.

00:05:31Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.

00:05:35It's your scholarship.

00:05:37It's not happening this year.

00:05:38What?

00:05:39Budget cuts. Don't even get me started.

00:05:41No, we're three weeks into the semester. How can...

00:05:44No, no, they can't. No.

00:05:45We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.

00:05:47They can help.

00:05:48No, they're just going to give me another work center.

00:05:49I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.

00:05:52Oh, my God.

00:05:53Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't stop breathing.

00:05:55We need air to process and live.

00:05:58Yeah, I also need money.

00:05:59Is there another scholarship I could apply for?

00:06:01Another classical composition scholarship?

00:06:05I could switch concentrations. Performance?

00:06:07Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.

00:06:09And there's no money in classical.

00:06:11Jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz.

00:06:13Even less money, right?

00:06:16What do I do?

00:06:16Hey, let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.

00:06:19Hey, Hannah.

00:06:21We're going to get through it, okay?

00:06:26I could write pop.

00:06:27First place comes with a scholarship, right?

00:06:29Right, but...

00:06:29You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist.

00:06:32Moments ago.

00:06:32And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.

00:06:36And you were worried outstanding.

00:06:38It's true.

00:06:38Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.

00:06:43Yeah, see? Yeah, I can totally pop.

00:06:45How hard can it be, really?

00:06:46Famous last words.

00:06:47It's the competition.

00:06:48It's pretty steep.

00:06:49No, I can do this.

00:06:50I will do this.

00:06:54Okay.

00:06:55Bring some ideas in the class.

00:06:56We'll talk.

00:06:57Okay.

00:07:06Dee!

00:07:09Dee!

00:07:10Where you at?

00:07:12Dee!

00:07:13Do not give me the silent treatment.

00:07:15This is taking the world's longest shower.

00:07:16Still.

00:07:17At least the door shut this time.

00:07:19Logan!

00:07:20Drink's clogged again?

00:07:21No shit.

00:07:22Finish your fucking shower.

00:07:23I'll come fix it.

00:07:25Dee!

00:07:25Come help with the case!

00:07:26Told you.

00:07:27I'll be right down.

00:07:28Yeah, but where is?

00:07:31You want me to come down naked, Tucker?

00:07:33Because I'll do it.

00:07:34You sure will.

00:07:35Never mind.

00:07:36Forget I asked.

00:07:39Maybe get well.

00:07:40Where the fuck is Garrett?

00:07:42Guys?

00:07:48Hey, what's up, man?

00:07:49Hey.

00:07:53Charles, there he is.

00:07:54What's up, man?

00:07:55Can't wait for me.

00:07:55Okay, come on.

00:07:58Hey.

00:08:00Hey.

00:08:01Hey, man.

00:08:07Smells good, sir.

00:08:10Dean?

00:08:11Dean?

00:08:12Can't you see I'm cooking, man?

00:08:13Say it, bro.

00:08:15Just fix the shower.

00:08:16Again.

00:08:17Give me one guess.

00:08:17Oh, jeez.

00:08:19Have you heard of the beginning?

00:08:20Fuck, dude.

00:08:21It's obviously yours, bud.

00:08:22Don't look at me.

00:08:23What?

00:08:23Hey, Sean, since the next time a drink gets clogged in this house, you get your picture?

00:08:26Yeah, like Dean's ever snake a drink.

00:08:27Have you ever snake a drink?

00:08:29I know what snaking a drink is.

00:08:30That counts, right?

00:08:31And what are these dandy fucking sandwiches you're making, sir?

00:08:33It's our party.

00:08:34We eat dip-a-boos.

00:08:35I'm sorry, did you?

00:08:36Yeah, you can say that.

00:08:37Dip-a-boos?

00:08:38Dip-a-boos.

00:08:40Dip-a-boos.

00:08:41Okay, okay, okay.

00:08:42What are you doing?

00:08:43None for you.

00:08:43Dip-a-boos.

00:08:44You've been arguing before, man.

00:08:45I look great.

00:08:46I've been listening to you.

00:08:51Here we go.

00:08:54Hey, can you play something for this one, will you, please?

00:08:56This is a classic.

00:09:03Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.

00:09:06Kendall?

00:09:07Grim.

00:09:09What's your refill?

00:09:11One's my max.

00:09:13Like a four game.

00:09:14So strict.

00:09:16Also strict about non-alcoholic.

00:09:20Like what?

00:09:29I'm so in you, I can barely breathe.

00:09:34You're all I want to do, this is for me.

00:09:38Close and close and close the line.

00:09:42You're all I want to do.

00:09:44You're all I want to do.

00:09:44So where are your pop showcase to a force?

00:09:46Are we feeling vocal or vibes?

00:09:47Or am I not?

00:09:48I don't know.

00:09:48I feel like I'm more of a Taylor than a girl girl.

00:09:50You haven't fallen in love and texted me, Taylor?

00:09:52Yes, I have.

00:09:53With who?

00:09:56Okay, fine.

00:09:57Sadly, you never have questions.

00:09:58I don't think you're a down god for Justin Paul is totally a silent case special.

00:10:02So, can you tailor and do something about him?

00:10:04I'm so in you.

00:10:08I'm so in you, I'm so in you, I'm so in you.

00:10:12Have you seen him?

00:10:13He's so much easier to look at than talk to you.

00:10:15It just means he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos and make him some untouchable rock god.

00:10:21What do you feel for you?

00:10:23I don't know.

00:10:24Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.

00:10:28Or he's just not interested and I never feel this way about anyone ever again.

00:10:34Or maybe...

00:10:36Or maybe...

00:10:39I'm not you.

00:10:40I can't just find out as a day one of college.

00:10:43I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.

00:10:45I walked in on Gary Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.

00:10:48You did what?

00:10:48I don't want to talk about it.

00:10:49You saw Gary Graham naked?

00:10:52What did he look like?

00:10:52He looked naked and then I fell, which is my quote.

00:10:55I can't do this.

00:10:57Okay, I have an idea.

00:10:58Literally everyone's going to a black party tomorrow, including Justin probably.

00:11:01When's an easier time to talk to a guy at a party?

00:11:03Well, I don't like parties.

00:11:05But you love music.

00:11:06No, I need to work on my showcase song.

00:11:08That's an excuse, you know.

00:11:09No, it's not.

00:11:10I want to present the devil in my cars next week.

00:11:12It's a bullet all nighter.

00:11:13It's kind of fun when I get jobs anyway.

00:11:14You'll have to waste yourself.

00:11:16No, Hannah, I'm not letting you all throw up this time.

00:11:18If you want to be a tailor, you're up to take a risk.

00:11:20I'm going to kill you.

00:11:24I'm going to kill you.

00:11:29I'm going to kill you.

00:11:33I'm going to kill you.

00:11:36When you did a video, video, video.

00:11:53Let's go.

00:12:23Let's go.

00:12:47Let's go.

00:13:33Let's go.

00:13:47Let's go.

00:14:19Let's go.

00:14:31Let's go.

00:14:58Let's go.

00:15:03Let's go.

00:15:05Let's go.

00:15:20Let's go.

00:15:23Let's go.

00:15:26Let's go.

00:15:28Let's go.

00:15:36Let's go.

00:15:49Let's go.

00:16:01Let's go.

00:16:05Let's go.

00:16:15Let's go.

00:16:26Let's go.

00:16:30Let's go.

00:16:39Let's go.

00:16:50Let's go.

00:16:58Let's go.

00:17:08Let's go.

00:17:14Let's go.

00:17:16Let's go.

00:17:18Let's go.

00:17:19Let's go.

00:17:40Let's go.

00:17:41Let's go.

00:17:43Let's go.

00:17:46Let's go.

00:17:47Halfway done, right?

00:17:48No, not really.

00:17:49Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.

00:17:51So classical is easier.

00:17:52Dude, I have seen your sheet music.

00:17:53Classical is not easier.

00:17:56Definitely is.

00:17:58Well, have you ever written a pop song before?

00:18:00Uh, not since high school.

00:18:01I don't come back to you.

00:18:02You're writing a life.

00:18:04Yeah, maybe.

00:18:06Hey.

00:18:07Hey, nice to meet you, my friend Hannah.

00:18:09You just started writing.

00:18:10These things take time, right?

00:18:13What if I can't?

00:18:14Oh.

00:18:15What if I write a terrible song?

00:18:17And I fail a pop showcase.

00:18:19And I can't afford my tuition next semester.

00:18:21What if you're right?

00:18:22If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and

00:18:26life and her pretty.

00:18:27Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.

00:18:30Of course you're going to fall in love someday.

00:18:33Maybe it'll be with Justin.

00:18:34Maybe someone else.

00:18:36I don't know.

00:18:37I've just been staring at this blank page all night.

00:18:39And I have literally no idea what it should be about.

00:18:42What did you write about in high school?

00:18:43What?

00:18:44What you said you wrote in high school.

00:18:46What did you write about?

00:18:48What?

00:18:51Yeah?

00:18:53Nothing.

00:18:54It's dumb.

00:18:58Well, something will come to you, okay?

00:19:00Just give it time.

00:19:02Yeah.

00:19:04Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open it all on today, right?

00:19:10Shit.

00:19:30There you are.

00:19:31Sorry, I thought.

00:19:32No time.

00:19:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.

00:19:35I know.

00:19:35I can't handle this all on my own.

00:19:37I don't know.

00:19:37I'm sorry.

00:19:38I'm sorry.

00:19:38Hey.

00:19:41Hi.

00:19:46Hello?

00:19:48Hi.

00:19:50Hi.

00:19:51Have a good time.

00:19:52Takeaway order, Justin Cobb.

00:19:54Yeah.

00:19:55No, I know who you are.

00:19:57We've spoken, kind of.

00:19:59Your band is really good.

00:20:01Yeah, thanks.

00:20:02I'm not like a creepy stalker fan or anything.

00:20:04I work here, so I've heard you.

00:20:06Say good.

00:20:07The uniform.

00:20:09Great.

00:20:11Carry the watermelon.

00:20:13What?

00:20:14Dirty dancing.

00:20:16Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...

00:20:19Sorry, never mind.

00:20:21Obviously, I work here.

00:20:22Look, I'm kind of in a rush.

00:20:24Can I hear you?

00:20:24Oh, my God, yeah.

00:20:25Yeah, sorry.

00:20:25Thanks.

00:20:26Yeah.

00:20:27Hi.

00:20:29Smooth.

00:20:30I carry the watermelon.

00:20:31Did anyone ever tell you that beef-dropping is rude?

00:20:33Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?

00:20:35It's a classic.

00:20:36I just came over here to see if we could place an order.

00:20:38Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?

00:20:40I'll be right with you.

00:20:42You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.

00:20:44What?

00:20:44That guy.

00:20:44You're too available.

00:20:45Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.

00:20:47That's a different scenario.

00:20:48I don't do girlfriends, they know that.

00:20:50Congratulations, Casanova, and I don't need your help.

00:20:52What if I paid you?

00:20:56I was to say you're dating advice.

00:20:57It's a tutor, me, nerd.

00:20:59You could just ask my name.

00:21:00Usually, girls just tell me.

00:21:03Come on, I'll pay you anything.

00:21:04You're the only one who got an A on that paper.

00:21:05So?

00:21:06So, I need to play.

00:21:08Why?

00:21:08Because you get off on getting people up?

00:21:10What?

00:21:11Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.

00:21:14It celebrates it.

00:21:15Keep it a team that's out and plays an actual strategy is to pick a fight for morale.

00:21:19Sorry.

00:21:20I'm sure you're not a bad guy.

00:21:21I just don't like hockey.

00:21:24Yeah.

00:21:25Yeah.

00:21:26Yeah.

00:21:38Hey.

00:21:40Stockton.

00:21:41You all right?

00:21:44Papa Graham.

00:21:45De Laurentiis.

00:21:47Great hit of McManus last week.

00:21:48I bet that kid felt it in his bones.

00:21:50You know, gotta keep up on boys' back.

00:21:51I like it.

00:21:52Tucker, you're looking good out there.

00:21:53You're really finding a rhythm with the line.

00:21:55Thanks, Mr. Graham.

00:21:56We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.

00:21:57Wouldn't miss it.

00:21:59Mr. Graham.

00:22:00Logan.

00:22:02Looking handsome as ever.

00:22:03You too, man.

00:22:04I can see it.

00:22:10So, are you made captain?

00:22:12About time.

00:22:14I'm a junior.

00:22:15Ah.

00:22:16Better late than never.

00:22:18Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up some

00:22:20more?

00:22:21Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.

00:22:24I'm not here to fight.

00:22:25Can we just go inside?

00:22:26No.

00:22:27No thanks.

00:22:28Garrett.

00:22:29Dad.

00:22:30Fine.

00:22:32Cindy and I are getting married.

00:22:35You've been dating for, like, two seconds.

00:22:38Six months?

00:22:38That's not any better.

00:22:39Does she even fucking know you?

00:22:40Watch it.

00:22:41I don't have any time for this.

00:22:42We have a game today.

00:22:43I know.

00:22:43Eastwood.

00:22:44Our biggest rivals.

00:22:45She wants to meet you.

00:22:46Your timing is fucking shit.

00:22:47If you would just say anything...

00:22:48I'm going to answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.

00:22:49You told me your news.

00:22:50Congratulations.

00:22:51I'll see you at the wedding.

00:22:53Boy, I need to do it.

00:22:56I'm standing away.

00:22:57I'm going to be in the break of the wind.

00:22:59Please welcome your very own.

00:23:02Let's run it.

00:23:03Yeah.

00:23:05Oh!

00:23:22I think there's a potential, also, you have a bigger impact in celebrating.

00:23:26I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.

00:23:27Let's go.

00:23:28Staring at me.

00:23:29I'm in the middle of walking away.

00:23:30If you're not working, you're taking a space.

00:23:31I'm at the table.

00:23:32Before they talk to you now.

00:23:33It's just my name.

00:23:34It's just my name.

00:23:35It's just my name.

00:23:39I'm in the middle of the stage.

00:23:41I don't know.

00:23:49I don't know.

00:23:57Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the board now.

00:24:00And now you're proud, Graham.

00:24:03Take a seat where I want to go.

00:24:04I don't know.

00:24:06I don't know.

00:24:07I don't know.

00:24:19I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.

00:24:27He said that?

00:24:29You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.

00:24:30He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.

00:24:32He's been hooking up since summer.

00:24:33Whatever.

00:24:33Go for it.

00:24:33And honestly, he's playing with shit.

00:24:35You know, Graham's playing with shit.

00:24:37I told you they're fucking losers.

00:24:38I told you about it.

00:24:40We'll destroy them.

00:24:41Hell yeah.

00:24:42Let me get some of that to leave.

00:24:43Let's get back.

00:24:50I don't know.

00:24:52I don't know.

00:24:55I'm sorry.

00:24:57I'm sorry.

00:25:26Hey, Gary!

00:25:28The gig's not over!

00:26:15The gig's not over!

00:26:34The gig's not over!

00:29:58Thank you, guys.

00:29:58No, this is...

00:29:59Are we pre-gang?

00:30:00Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to her.

00:30:01I like these more shots at you, girl.

00:30:03I concur.

00:30:03Hey, I don't care for sure.

00:30:04How was that?

00:30:05Can I spend in high school?

00:30:05I thought we'd be...

00:30:06You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.

00:30:08You're only pressuring Hannah to...

00:30:09Finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.

00:30:11Right?

00:30:12Fine.

00:30:13Can we do this?

00:30:14Yeah, we can.

00:30:25Oh, yeah.

00:30:26I think it's a good one.

00:30:31Hey, now if you pick your head on three inches, there's a party.

00:30:35The waitress from Alonso, what's your name?

00:30:38It's Hannah.

00:30:39What?

00:30:40It is?

00:30:41Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.

00:30:43Oh, she has?

00:30:45Dude, you seriously haven't noticed her?

00:30:48All right, we're doing shots.

00:30:50We're doing shots, boys.

00:30:51Come on, bro.

00:30:52I'm watching you spill it.

00:30:53Come on, buddy.

00:30:54Thank you very much.

00:30:55Take your tampon out.

00:30:56Okay.

00:30:57Yep.

00:30:59Hey.

00:31:02Drinking tonight, G?

00:31:04Oh, yeah.

00:31:05Okay.

00:31:06Okay.

00:31:07Here's to me.

00:31:07Here's to you.

00:31:08Fuck the rest.

00:31:08Where are you?

00:31:09That's what I need, sir.

00:31:10Come on.

00:31:10Good one, Gini.

00:31:11Good one, boys.

00:31:12Good one, guys.

00:32:00All yours, Princess.

00:32:37All yours, Princess.

00:32:52All yours, Princess.

00:32:54Hey, you okay?

00:32:56Yeah, I'm in the background.

00:33:00Stupid shoes.

00:33:04I think we got off on a run for it earlier.

00:33:06I'm a musician, too.

00:33:07Writer, not performer.

00:33:09Sick, yeah.

00:33:09What kind of stuff do you have?

00:33:11Uh, classical, mostly.

00:33:13Yeah, classical.

00:33:14But I'm trying out other styles, too.

00:33:16Like, pop, folk, R&B.

00:33:18Uh, rock, electronic.

00:33:21Uh, but mostly powerful and classical.

00:33:25Garrett?

00:33:26Hey, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.

00:33:27You never do.

00:33:29Oh.

00:33:30Oh.

00:33:30Wait.

00:33:32Hey.

00:33:34Hi, boy.

00:33:34I know you, man.

00:33:35You were not at Eastwood today.

00:33:36Yeah, thanks, man.

00:33:37No worries.

00:33:38You're a hockey fan?

00:33:40Uh, yeah, my dad plays.

00:33:41Nothing like Phil Brian.

00:33:43But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.

00:33:47You're Hannah, right?

00:33:48Yeah.

00:33:49Hannah Wells.

00:33:53All right.

00:33:54Now, it's nice to meet you.

00:33:55Yeah.

00:33:56Oh?

00:33:58Okay.

00:34:00See you around.

00:34:01Sweet.

00:34:01Yeah.

00:34:03What the hell was that?

00:34:05How do you suddenly know my name?

00:34:06Don't worry about it.

00:34:07And you're welcome.

00:34:08For?

00:34:09I don't think it was who you are.

00:34:10Justin.

00:34:10Whatever.

00:34:12Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.

00:34:14Especially when that someone is a prior-view athlete.

00:34:17You leave a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?

00:34:19Actually, I thought that was pretty modest.

00:34:20I could have said starting center, team captain, highest score for two seasons straight.

00:34:26It worked, didn't it?

00:34:37Why do you care?

00:34:38Have I ever been particularly nice to you?

00:34:41You're a music major, right?

00:34:44I saw your Instagram.

00:34:46You, uh, you sort of disappear.

00:34:49What do you play?

00:34:51I don't mean that in a bad way.

00:34:53I mean, uh, you love it.

00:34:55I can tell.

00:34:56Don't you love hockey like that?

00:35:00I don't know.

00:35:02It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.

00:35:08And does it?

00:35:10Nothing impresses him.

00:35:11Not really.

00:35:14What about your mom?

00:35:19She, um...

00:35:20Uh, she died.

00:35:22A while back.

00:35:23Can't say.

00:35:25Oh.

00:35:26Look.

00:35:30I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.

00:35:32I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.

00:35:35I want to earn it.

00:35:37And I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do that.

00:35:40So what?

00:35:41I helped you study for the midterm and you played my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?

00:35:47Something like that.

00:35:48You made yourself the baby.

00:35:51Obviously.

00:35:59Don't forget.

00:36:01What's your girlfriend?

00:36:03This is my dance space.

00:36:04This is your dance space.

00:36:06I don't go into yours.

00:36:06I don't come into mine.

00:36:07You've seen Dirty Dancing.

00:36:09This is my mom's favorite movie.

00:36:12Still a dated reference, though.

00:36:14That's what?

00:36:15Hey, this is why this is perfect.

00:36:17You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in her relationship.

00:36:20So this arrangement is usually unanswered.

00:36:23Through a lead transaction.

00:36:25So?

00:36:31Deal.

00:36:45For this plan to work, we have to sell.

00:36:48We're going to be fake dating.

00:36:49There needs to be real gizzy.

00:36:50Whoa, easy.

00:36:51I just met you.

00:36:52What are we going to do?

00:36:53Hold hands?

00:36:53You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?

00:36:55I'm speaking.

00:37:00He's looking now.

00:37:03This won't make your friendship weird at all?

00:37:06We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.

00:37:08You can't blush whenever I come to you.

00:37:09Get over yourself.

00:37:10We don't blush.

00:37:11Oh, yeah?

00:37:13See?

00:37:14Nothing.

00:37:15Not bad.

00:37:18Me and you and Bruce.

00:37:19That's the dream, right?

00:37:21Eric Graham doesn't do girlfriends.

00:37:22What's really going on?

00:37:24Oh, my God.

00:37:24Justin's here.

00:37:25I'm cool.

00:37:26You're with me.

00:37:27He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.

00:37:29He is a talented musician who I respect.

00:37:31Like, what did you tell me what you think the song is about?

00:37:33Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.

00:37:36She's not my girlfriend.

00:37:37But you clearly want her to be.

00:37:43You're not taking us this seriously.

00:37:45Watch the player in the park.

00:37:46What the hell does that mean?

00:37:47It means trust me.

00:37:505 p.m. Tuesday.

00:37:51Rehearsal.

00:37:512 p.m. Thursday.

00:37:53Class, then work, then rehearsal.

00:37:547 a.m. Tuesday?

00:37:55Practice.

00:37:557 a.m. Wednesday.

00:37:56So practice.

00:37:57See, this is why I told you I can't help you.

00:37:58You're busy.

00:37:59I'm busy.

00:37:59It's fine.

00:37:59We'll make it work.

00:38:00But the pop showcase needs to be my top priority.

00:38:02Well, passing this class is mine.

00:38:05Give me your phone.

00:38:06What?

00:38:06Yes.

00:38:07Thanks.

00:38:11All right.

00:38:11Mind you of the night?

00:38:12After the sounds of wind and fog.

00:38:14Is that a class or a haiku?

00:38:15It's a class.

00:38:16I want to be a phone composer.

00:38:17Oh.

00:38:19That's cool.

00:38:19Are you from?

00:38:20Hold on.

00:38:23Nice.

00:38:24Okay.

00:38:25Now you have my number.

00:38:26I sent myself a text so I have yours.

00:38:28Oh, and actually.

00:38:31Whoa, easy.

00:38:32Wellesie, you have to loosen up if we're dating.

00:38:34It's Hannah.

00:38:34I like Wellesie.

00:38:35We're going to have to take that again.

00:38:37No, we don't.

00:38:37You can't just kiss me out of the blue.

00:38:39Actually, you can't kiss me at all.

00:38:40If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.

00:38:42I just met you.

00:38:43So what are we going to do?

00:38:44Hold hands?

00:38:44I mean.

00:38:46It's cute, but it's not going to work.

00:38:48Why not?

00:38:48Because we have to make him jealous.

00:38:50Like, no guy gets jealous about holding hands.

00:38:52Well, agree to disagree.

00:38:53You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?

00:38:55Just walk down the hall holding hands?

00:38:56Problem is, I don't do group friends.

00:38:58Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows them.

00:38:59Oh, I'm supposed to know what Fifth Line is?

00:39:01How have you never?

00:39:02It's the Briar gossip account.

00:39:05Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.

00:39:06Oh, because your lives are so interesting?

00:39:08I mean, yeah, kind of.

00:39:09Trust me.

00:39:10If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.

00:39:12Ew.

00:39:12My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.

00:39:14If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.

00:39:17And if we make it on the Fifth Line...

00:39:17No, okay, I get it.

00:39:19Why can't we just tell Jules with men on it?

00:39:21They don't do fake gossip.

00:39:22But for this plan to work, we have to sell it.

00:39:26Supply some first period of strategy.

00:39:27One, two, three, take my hand and come with me because you look so fine that I really want to

00:39:30make you wild.

00:39:31May take possession of the puck and establish a roof.

00:39:33Throw your opponent off the game.

00:39:34Get the crowd with yourself.

00:39:34Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?

00:39:36It's a metaphor, Wellesley.

00:39:36Who's the tutor here?

00:39:38Okay, whatever.

00:39:39Is there a phase two?

00:39:39Offensive zone pressure.

00:39:41Find opportunities to crash the trees and look for rebounds.

00:39:43Sure, crash, creeps, rebounds, totally.

00:39:46We showboat our relationship.

00:39:47You brought crowds in front of Justin.

00:39:49And especially in front of Jules, whatever it is.

00:39:51And phase three?

00:39:52We break up, you cry.

00:39:54You're so mean to cry over you?

00:39:55Yeah, oh yeah.

00:39:56Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.

00:39:58I mean, your life will never be the same again.

00:40:00And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.

00:40:03But you're gonna fake cry over me too, right?

00:40:05No, I'll be inconsolable.

00:40:06Well, that part I like.

00:40:08You gotta admit, it's kind of dangerous.

00:40:15So, when do we start?

00:40:16I said, are you gonna be my girl?

00:40:22And then, thanks.

00:40:31Thanks, guys.

00:40:33Bye.

00:40:35Bye.

00:40:37Bye.

00:40:40Bye.

00:40:43Bye.

00:40:48Bye.

00:40:50Bye.

00:40:51Bye.

00:40:51better transitions, bro. Honestly, I'd do better without you, so.

00:40:53Fuck you. I'm burying your ass.

00:40:56Hey.

00:40:58I'm Jules. Hello, Tucker's sibling.

00:41:02Who are you? What's your deal?

00:41:04Careful. Don't tell Jules anything.

00:41:05You went with the whole school number. I only report the facts.

00:41:09Wellesie.

00:41:13We can study in my room.

00:41:17Down here is fine.

00:41:18I don't know if it's better up there.

00:41:19No worries.

00:41:26Jules?

00:41:30He said my nudity was not part of the deal.

00:41:32Oh, please, don't fight yourself. It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.

00:41:36Dean! Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.

00:41:38We have company.

00:41:39Sorry about him.

00:41:40This is me.

00:41:41This is me.

00:41:54Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers

00:41:59and how they relate to modern society.

00:42:03What was that?

00:42:05No, nothing. Just a snap from a Pug Bunny.

00:42:07That's not what you actually call women.

00:42:09They call themselves that.

00:42:10Wait, are people gonna think I'm a Pug Bunny?

00:42:12No one is going to think you're a Pug Bunny.

00:42:15Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.

00:42:18Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.

00:42:22Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.

00:42:26Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the

00:42:30individual were to begin with.

00:42:33You know that already? Why do you need my help?

00:42:35Oh, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?

00:42:37What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things, and we'll still be right.

00:42:42It's not about being right.

00:42:43Oh, my God.

00:42:47Okay.

00:42:49This is Garrett's tutor.

00:42:52Please leave him alone. He'll fuck you later.

00:42:55Damn. Now I have to fuck her later.

00:42:56Oh, only if you believe in obligations.

00:43:01You want my head where?

00:43:02Just in between my, uh...

00:43:04Wait, is that even your head?

00:43:06It doesn't matter. I'm not doing August 19th.

00:43:08Okay. Uh...

00:43:11Ooh, June 28th is kind of odd.

00:43:12You can do a backbend?

00:43:14No, you're doing backbends.

00:43:17I don't know about this.

00:43:19Okay. Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.

00:43:21No, I...

00:43:22I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.

00:43:27Do you not like what we've been doing?

00:43:29No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.

00:43:32You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.

00:43:37Your sex is boring?

00:43:38No, no, I didn't...

00:43:39We're just a little predictable, so...

00:43:42Like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get back together,

00:43:46like, and just try to shake us out of our routine here.

00:43:49I like our routine.

00:43:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is.

00:43:54We see the same people because we're in college.

00:43:55We eat at the same places because we're in college.

00:43:57Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.

00:43:59Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an

00:44:02Uber.

00:44:02We're not those people.

00:44:03No, but we could be.

00:44:05Right?

00:44:08Don't you want Uber?

00:44:14Okay, let me see how it's at the end.

00:44:18Yeah, good.

00:44:19Another time.

00:44:20Fine.

00:44:21The usual stuff is fine.

00:44:24I can put a pillow on your butt.

00:44:26You said that felt good last time, right?

00:44:29Yeah.

00:44:29Yeah, let's just do that.

00:44:46Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?

00:44:50Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.

00:44:52How do we help?

00:44:53Make it stronger.

00:44:53We're classical calm majors, so we don't do pop.

00:44:56I commend your intellectual flexibility.

00:44:58Truly.

00:44:59Anyone?

00:45:01It's a nice melody.

00:45:02There we go, thank you.

00:45:03Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?

00:45:04I haven't finished it yet.

00:45:05Hannah, just try to listen.

00:45:10Okay, I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.

00:45:14Honestly, sounds a lot like Hennessem's score work.

00:45:17I've got music for someone else's story.

00:45:18Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.

00:45:24Just right, Hannah.

00:45:26I am sure it went better than you think it did.

00:45:28No, it really didn't.

00:45:30Cutting me close, Mr. Brown.

00:45:32Sorry.

00:45:33Had to stop and grab coffee for my girl.

00:45:39What's in this?

00:45:40I think you meant to say, thanks, baby.

00:45:42Baby?

00:45:43So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.

00:45:45Drink the damn coffee.

00:45:46I'm lactose intolerant.

00:45:47Just pretend.

00:45:48Well, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant.

00:45:51Hannah.

00:45:53First time you like me.

00:45:58Is he looking?

00:45:59I can't tell.

00:46:01Nope.

00:46:05I don't know.

00:46:08No.

00:46:11Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.

00:46:13Nobody said you had to.

00:46:14Push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were reported.

00:46:25And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.

00:46:32He's looking now.

00:46:35Don't miss.

00:46:37Don't miss.

00:46:38Don't miss.

00:46:39Don't miss.

00:46:41Oh, fuck you.

00:46:42Told you not to miss.

00:46:43Come on.

00:46:44Excuse me.

00:46:45It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.

00:46:54Hear me, hear me.

00:46:55We have a proclamation.

00:46:56Stand by for the proclamation.

00:46:58The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the

00:47:02Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.

00:47:04Woo-hoo.

00:47:05As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be two-fers.

00:47:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.

00:47:11After us, of course.

00:47:13Party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back

00:47:16the following morning.

00:47:16So be there.

00:47:17Or be there.

00:47:19There is no other option.

00:47:20Drum roll, please.

00:47:21Yes.

00:47:31That is all.

00:47:34That was a lot.

00:47:35That's Dean and Bo for you.

00:47:36They do the same kind of thing.

00:47:37No, read it.

00:47:40Wait.

00:47:41Justin is in Bo's front.

00:47:47I got it.

00:47:49Gonna need more words.

00:47:50I'll give you two.

00:47:52Hard launch.

00:47:59I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged man, and I'm obsessed

00:48:01with it.

00:48:02And you.

00:48:03Now the hockey people know.

00:48:04Hockey people?

00:48:05Okay, Jules can't know.

00:48:06This has to seem real.

00:48:10Okay, well, you've convinced us to have the theater department.

00:48:13It could be Beetlejuice.

00:48:14What?

00:48:14No, you need to show up as someone hot.

00:48:16How dare you?

00:48:17Winona Ryder is beautiful.

00:48:18Yeah, but she's not hot.

00:48:19Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?

00:48:20You mean fuck me boots?

00:48:22We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.

00:48:23Well, I'm just saying.

00:48:25Yeah, you've got it, so I'm flying.

00:48:27Okay, don't talk about my it.

00:48:28Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.

00:48:30Yeah, but the women I'm with do.

00:48:31Okay, enough.

00:48:32Listen, hockey man.

00:48:33Let's just get one thing straight.

00:48:34My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.

00:48:37Okay, but in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs hot.

00:48:39But you guys.

00:48:40Sorry, but if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.

00:48:43Wait, we?

00:48:44Oh, yeah.

00:48:45Sean and I are coming.

00:48:45I just decided.

00:48:46A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.

00:48:49You're already in a funk again.

00:48:50You just got back together.

00:48:51Even soulmates have ruts.

00:48:53Or a series of ruts.

00:48:55Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.

00:48:57Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.

00:48:59That wasn't part of the deal.

00:49:00Oh, if you're into me, you're into hockey.

00:49:01It's got a point.

00:49:02And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?

00:49:04For fake sex reasons?

00:49:05Yeah, fake sex.

00:49:06So much fake sex.

00:49:07Ugh.

00:49:07I'm having fake sex.

00:49:08You're having real sex.

00:49:10Whatever.

00:49:10My point is, fake is fun.

00:49:12Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?

00:49:14Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.

00:49:16You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.

00:49:17You're not.

00:49:18Doesn't mean you can't act like one.

00:49:20Oh.

00:49:23Come on.

00:49:24We downloaded Frozen 4 last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.

00:49:27All the cocky-sounds of bitches out there think they can beat us.

00:49:29I'd like to see you give 110%.

00:49:31Bracket's at 110.

00:49:32Three just months.

00:49:33What are you doing tonight?

00:49:34You want to give 100%?

00:49:35And then, um, get 10 minutes.

00:49:38I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?

00:49:39How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?

00:49:42I don't think there's a need to change anything.

00:49:44My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.

00:49:46I expect the best of myself.

00:49:48Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?

00:49:50Yeah, I'm pretty particular.

00:49:51You know, I need my wife.

00:50:13Hey.

00:50:15Can I help you?

00:50:17Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.

00:50:18Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.

00:50:21Uh, definitely not a great friend.

00:50:22Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.

00:50:25Then you can stay.

00:50:28Not going to EZO, are you?

00:50:29No, sir.

00:50:30Good. Do your best.

00:50:31We need him out there.

00:50:32I'm sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?

00:50:37If it's so important that he play, I mean...

00:50:39He didn't want me to.

00:50:40What? Why?

00:50:43Do you know who his dad is?

00:50:44He's an hockey player.

00:50:46One of the best defensemen in NHL history.

00:50:49Garrett's last name carries weight.

00:50:51He knows the spotlight's on him.

00:50:52So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.

00:51:01Hey, thought we had a session.

00:51:03Wait room.

00:51:06Better hurry, Garrett's tutor.

00:51:08All right.

00:51:23You know, I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.

00:51:25Sorry.

00:51:26Sitting down for that long must be so draining.

00:51:28We'll reschedule.

00:51:29Okay.

00:51:30Hold on, hold on.

00:51:30I can multitask.

00:51:32Just be, uh, locking out while studying live.

00:51:35Really?

00:51:35You can?

00:51:36You've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who genuinely do two things at once.

00:51:40Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, I suppose.

00:51:45That was a joke.

00:51:47Jesus.

00:51:48You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.

00:51:51We need to practice.

00:51:53Practice what?

00:51:53Teasing?

00:51:54We fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.

00:51:57Forget your old milk.

00:51:57This is serious.

00:51:59You blush whenever I come near you.

00:52:01Get over yourself.

00:52:02I don't blush.

00:52:02Oh, yes?

00:52:17See?

00:52:18Nothing.

00:52:20Not bad.

00:52:22What about when we kiss?

00:52:24You're very sure of yourself.

00:52:25Oh, right.

00:52:26Your terms.

00:52:28No guessing.

00:52:33What's wrong, Graham?

00:52:34You said we needed practice.

00:52:47Don't blush.

00:53:05So this is Turing.

00:53:07What?

00:53:08No.

00:53:10Yes.

00:53:12He was just trying to prove a point.

00:53:14It kind of feels like I just did.

00:53:17And now it's my turn.

00:53:22I'm going to kiss you.

00:53:25Okay.

00:53:26Okay.

00:53:28Okay.

00:53:34Oh, my gosh.

00:53:34You know?

00:53:46It's here, folks.

00:53:47Our first awaiting of the season.

00:53:49The platter house has dominated the Chatham Glovers in the past.

00:53:51But since the Steelers' first stationery, we all know his life is already on the after party.

00:53:55Am I right?

00:53:57But we've got a good platter tonight.

00:53:58So I have both faithful buddies in attendance, as always.

00:54:08First game?

00:54:11I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't fight, I swear.

00:54:14Thanks.

00:54:18Stick by Jules.

00:54:19I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.

00:54:22Thanks.

00:54:26Come on up.

00:54:27It's a tough game for the Clovers, folks.

00:54:33Come on up.

00:54:34Come on up.

00:54:34Hey, hey.

00:54:35Come on up.

00:54:36We're just controlling.

00:54:37Logan, Logan.

00:54:38There you go, Logan.

00:54:38Back to the back.

00:54:39Move it, move it.

00:54:40We have lots of Logan.

00:54:41Are you sure I'm talking about a voice or chlamydia during the awesome week?

00:54:43Come on, guys.

00:54:44Let's go on up on the turn.

00:54:45Don't look there.

00:54:46Come on up.

00:54:48Tenight.

00:54:49Damn.

00:54:49Come on up.

00:54:49Chlamydia, you're gonna pop the fuck out of town.

00:54:52Do it, baby.

00:54:53Grant, zero game of action.

00:54:55Come on, Jake.

00:54:55Go, show up.

00:54:57Go, go, go.

00:54:58Grant, keep the loan in.

00:55:00Yes.

00:55:01Go.

00:55:04Pump and go.

00:55:05He'll do a chlamydia.

00:55:08Oh, good.

00:55:09Oh, he's good.

00:55:10Yeah.

00:55:11Drop in.

00:55:12I think you're good.

00:55:15100 people, I don't think.

00:55:16Far the chlamydia's come out.

00:55:25Hawaii's come out.

00:55:26Haras path.

00:55:26young man, man. Hi,

00:55:26Jacob. Come on

00:55:29me. I think

00:55:30he's a sclamydia. You guy

00:55:39whal STRZ.

00:55:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:56:27Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:56:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

00:56:53no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

00:56:55no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

00:57:00no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

00:57:04no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:57:08But, uh, Hugo, we need you. Let's go.

00:57:09So, starting my tradition, what do we want?

00:57:11Yeah, look, if we don't, exactly, so we're doing it,

00:57:12because then we beat Chad's ass.

00:57:14That's right. Let's go.

00:57:15All right, come on. Come on. Come on.

00:57:17Sorry.

00:57:18Sorry.

00:57:18It's okay.

00:57:55Not a vampire.

00:57:56Hi, um, what?

00:57:58Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,

00:58:00but here you are.

00:58:01You're like, oh, what's?

00:58:02And you're Peter Pan, Shadow?

00:58:04Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.

00:58:06There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.

00:58:09Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.

00:58:10Dynamic duos, not his style.

00:58:12Even one of his themes.

00:58:13So, Garrett's tutor.

00:58:16What's really going on?

00:58:17Come on, he's got me fucking at all right here.

00:58:21Someone already blocked me in.

00:58:23It looks so fine.

00:58:26I couldn't copy.

00:58:29Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?

00:58:31I have to sit left in the car.

00:58:32Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.

00:58:34You just look like some sad guy from Boston.

00:58:36So, Ben Affleck?

00:58:37Babe, get the cup.

00:58:38So he can be honest.

00:58:39Do we have to?

00:58:40Yes!

00:58:41Are we going to a shelf like this?

00:58:42A floor like that?

00:58:43Dress like mine?

00:58:45Come on.

00:58:46Okay, I'll find the cup.

00:58:51You know, it's starting with tutoring,

00:58:53but I need to be listening.

00:58:54I mean, he's John's best friend, so not really.

00:58:57John?

00:58:58My brother.

00:58:58John Logan.

00:58:59Right.

00:59:00I mean, objectively,

00:59:01parents are reasonably attractive-looking human-being,

00:59:04and sparks blue, as they do when other people, um...

00:59:07Sorry, what don't you get?

00:59:09I mean, you're good, really?

00:59:10Because a guy, like, could possibly be into a girl like me?

00:59:13Oh, my God, no.

00:59:13You're just different.

00:59:15Not what I would have expected for Aaron.

00:59:20So you guys, like, dating, dating?

00:59:22Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.

00:59:25And she's cool with that.

00:59:26Yeah, man.

00:59:26I guess so.

00:59:29She said last week you didn't even know his name.

00:59:32Yeah, you know, I don't know how sometimes people sneak up like...

00:59:34Hmm.

00:59:36Do you see anything non-alcoholic?

00:59:38It's for him.

00:59:40She doesn't drink.

00:59:41She said not at parties.

00:59:42Hmm.

00:59:48Here, uh...

00:59:48Here, Trez.

00:59:51Closed cans are safer, bro.

00:59:55Thanks.

00:59:57I hope he's the hero.

01:00:01I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother.

01:00:03But he can be kind of a dick sometimes.

01:00:04You know that, right?

01:00:06Yeah, but he's also funny.

01:00:08Really hardworking.

01:00:09Kind of nice when he wants to be.

01:00:11Hey, uh, sorry that took so long to find any mixtures.

01:00:13But...

01:00:14I thought maybe...

01:00:16I don't know.

01:00:17You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.

01:00:19Yeah, actually, thanks.

01:00:22Thanks.

01:00:23Thanks.

01:00:24Thanks.

01:00:25Thanks.

01:00:26Thanks.

01:00:30Okay.

01:00:31That was totally cute.

01:00:34My single ass needs another drink.

01:00:36Bye, Jules.

01:00:38We're going to be talking to you.

01:00:40We're going to be talking to you.

01:00:44Bye.

01:00:46Bye.

01:01:12Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these out of my hands?

01:01:19Who is that?

01:01:22I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.

01:01:25That's really helpful.

01:01:26Yeah.

01:01:26I got a idea.

01:01:32Oh, my God.

01:01:32Wait, this is me.

01:01:33No.

01:01:37He says you're struggling with your sex, huh?

01:01:40I can still change the song, bitch.

01:01:42This is my party.

01:01:44Get the girl.

01:01:45Oh, my God.

01:01:46If you feel hard, you gotta get on the floor.

01:01:49If you're a party, take a step on the floor.

01:01:52If you're an animal, then stay up on the floor.

01:01:55Break the sweat on the floor.

01:01:56Yeah, we work on the floor.

01:01:58Don't stop.

01:01:59Keep it moving.

01:02:00Put your drinks up.

01:02:01Pick your body and drop it on the floor.

01:02:04Let the rhythm be your world on the floor.

01:02:07You know we're running shit tonight on the floor.

01:02:09Get the girl.

01:02:10You know I can't remember to every zone.

01:02:12Straight to a lady.

01:02:13I'm a big girl.

01:02:14To every dollar.

01:02:15Dance the night away.

01:02:16Live your life and stay up on the floor.

01:02:20Dance the night away.

01:02:22When somebody drinks up.

01:02:39Can we dance or what?

01:02:50Oh, my God.

01:02:51Just in here.

01:02:52That'd be cool.

01:02:53You're with me.

01:02:55Hey, it's just another guy, right?

01:03:02Is he okay?

01:03:07Oh, yeah.

01:03:15Okay.

01:03:17Come on.

01:03:24Where are we going?

01:03:27He needs to see this.

01:03:28And he has.

01:03:29You got him interested.

01:03:29Now we got to go.

01:03:32Oh, he's talking to someone.

01:03:36Hey, watch the player for the public, we'll see.

01:03:38What the hell does that mean?

01:03:40It means trusting me.

01:03:51This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.

01:04:00Now, you can wash.

01:04:04You can wash.

01:04:29You're not letting me take the bed?

01:04:32Nope.

01:04:33I'm sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.

01:04:35Apology accepted.

01:04:36I'm not sleeping on the floor.

01:04:39Well, it really sounds like a pickle.

01:04:41You can't just decide.

01:04:43It's funny.

01:04:43It seems like I just did.

01:04:44Oh, my God.

01:04:44You're so stubborn.

01:04:47You know the bed is big enough for two.

01:04:50Absolutely not.

01:04:51Okay, you're lost.

01:04:54Whoa.

01:04:55You're pizza shit.

01:04:56Am I?

01:04:58Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.

01:05:01No, okay.

01:05:01You're right.

01:05:02You should take the bed.

01:05:05Wait, no.

01:05:06No?

01:05:07No, you're just giving me the bed so you feel bad for me.

01:05:09Get back on the bed.

01:05:10I'm taking the floor.

01:05:10I don't need your pity.

01:05:11That's all you ever see in the morning.

01:05:12You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.

01:05:14Take it.

01:05:14I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.

01:05:16So am I.

01:05:27What?

01:05:28I love it.

01:05:30I can't actually laugh out loud enough.

01:05:31You're the goods.

01:05:47Impressive.

01:05:47Everyone should hire him to be their mascot.

01:05:50Do you always get so beat up out there?

01:05:53Nah, you get used to it.

01:05:55Hurt more when I was starting up.

01:05:56How old were you?

01:05:58When I started playing.

01:06:00I don't know.

01:06:01As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.

01:06:03That's a lot of pressure on a kid.

01:06:06Skating was the fun part.

01:06:10Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.

01:06:17Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.

01:06:22Missing birthday parties.

01:06:24Because my dad wouldn't let me skate practice.

01:06:27Get his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.

01:06:33Why do you still do it?

01:06:38I guess.

01:06:41I wouldn't know who I am without it.

01:06:44Spent my whole life training for a dream.

01:06:46I'm so close to it if I stopped it.

01:06:50I don't know.

01:06:51That makes sense.

01:06:53Seems like you never really had a choice.

01:06:57Yeah, right.

01:06:59Fuck that.

01:07:01Yeah.

01:07:02Yeah, fuck that.

01:07:07You got to practice with the Bruins?

01:07:10They let me run a drill for fun.

01:07:12Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.

01:07:20Oh my god, no.

01:07:21Turn that off.

01:07:21That's so embarrassing.

01:07:42Did you write this?

01:07:44It's incredible.

01:07:45In high school.

01:07:47Now it's a large storm.

01:07:49A laughing proportion.

01:07:51The life's of what's never been told.

01:07:54They're really good.

01:07:55Two hearts beating as one.

01:07:58Ran right into the sun.

01:08:01Oh, what would I give to go back?

01:08:06Back to pay the rent.

01:08:12I gotta tell you something.

01:08:14The other night at the Eastwood game,

01:08:16I was struggling.

01:08:20And then I heard someone sing it.

01:08:25Elton John.

01:08:26Right.

01:08:28I followed your voice through the tunnels.

01:08:31I saw you in the green room.

01:08:35Saying it out loud.

01:08:36I realized that sounds creepy, but...

01:08:40You were so...

01:08:42Like, genuine.

01:08:44You know?

01:08:46Free.

01:08:49You centered me.

01:08:57Jewel's post to us.

01:08:59Wait, what did they say?

01:09:00Actually, hang on.

01:09:01Let me see.

01:09:07We did it.

01:09:08Yeah, we did it.

01:09:10Wait, I have just a thing.

01:09:11Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's back?

01:09:13Yeah, of course.

01:09:13I'm a man of taste, Welsie.

01:09:14Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's efficient?

01:09:17Who's Billy Porter?

01:09:19Did I pretend you didn't just say that?

01:09:20Come up here.

01:09:27Will you show me something of yours?

01:09:29Like a classical piece?

01:09:30No, like the one on your Instagram.

01:09:33No, I don't really like that anymore.

01:09:36That's crazy.

01:09:38Why not?

01:09:40It's, like, scary.

01:09:43Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.

01:09:46But I am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase.

01:09:49But it's not there yet.

01:09:51The lyrics are hard for me.

01:09:53It'll get there.

01:09:55It has to.

01:09:55I need to win.

01:09:57You hate losing that badly, huh?

01:09:58I do.

01:09:59What it means is that I can't afford to go to Breyer anymore.

01:10:01Which is what will happen if I don't get a scholarship.

01:10:03And the only way to get the scholarship is to win.

01:10:14Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?

01:10:16Like, can you collaborate?

01:10:17Yeah, sure.

01:10:18So this is still mine.

01:10:33I mean, there's your answer.

01:10:35It's just it.

01:10:37Yeah.

01:10:37Just ask him for help.

01:10:38Pretentious douche is...

01:10:39Love that shit.

01:10:40He is not a pretentious douche.

01:10:43Okay, yeah.

01:10:44Whatever he's saying.

01:10:45Come and see the rain.

01:10:47Love will never be so good.

01:10:49You're listening to the fire and going.

01:10:52It takes my sleep.

01:10:53Wait, you're going to the beaches.

01:10:54Huh?

01:10:55There goes you on the side.

01:10:56We'll change your life.

01:10:58No.

01:11:13Oh, I don't want to see you on the side.

01:11:14There goes you on the side.

01:11:16Oh, I'm so sorry.

01:11:21I'm wrong.

01:11:22Bye, good bye.

01:11:23Bye.

01:11:24Bye, bye, bye.

01:11:26Bye, bye.

01:11:28Bye, bye.

01:11:28Bye, bye, bye.

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