00:00It's quite rare that all three of us were miserable at the same time.
00:04Generally, it's one or two miserable.
00:06But how about, for a combination of misery and terror,
00:11do you remember the South China Sea?
00:16Oh, f***ing Lord!
00:22Jeez, this is stupid!
00:26It's got a snap.
00:39I just pissed myself standing up where I was.
00:43Anything else is not an option.
00:48Oh, f***ing wet.
00:55This is getting sketchy.
00:58I'm not sure we can do this.
01:02Certainly, one of our camera boats was in very big trouble.
01:14And James had completely lost control of his antique.
01:18No!
01:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:21Oh, no!
01:27No!
01:43For f***s sake!
01:46No!
01:47I would go for driving that Aston Martin,
01:53DB4, the newly built vintage...
01:57Yeah, old chassis number.
01:58Around that very bank circuit in Spain,
02:01cos...
02:03I just had a sense all the time that this is going to go wrong.
02:08I'm going to try and lift it up the banking on this one. Here we go.
02:17Oh, s***! That was a big bump!
02:24Oh, s***!
02:29Jesus Christ, that's terrible!
02:32Finally, the practice laps were over.
02:35Oh, Christ, this...
02:37F***ing scary.
02:39The problem with going around a bank turn is,
02:42there's nothing you can do.
02:44You can't slow down, you can't speed up.
02:46If anything goes wrong, you're a passenger.
02:50And because he was aware of that too,
02:53Squeaky Boy decided he didn't want to play anymore.
02:56Yeah, well, my practice laps have told me one thing.
03:00I don't want to do it.
03:02I've just gone right off huge motoring accidents at the moment.
03:06Right off them.
03:07Was that as terrifying as driving a gigantic pickup truck
03:11over a spindly bridge in Columbia?
03:16Oh, Jesus.
03:18I'm shaking all over.
03:20I can do this.
03:21I'm just going to look at the wood.
03:23Not at what's below.
03:24Just look at the wood.
03:28Oh!
03:32Jesus Christ, now I'm too close to the edge.
03:42Ah!
03:44Ah!
03:46Ah!
03:47God!
03:52Ah!
03:53I think I might be sick!
03:56I will get there.
03:58Crossing this bridge is just part of my journey.
04:05Who is that clippity-clopping across my bridge?
04:08Oh, God!
04:13Not the Billy Goat Grab game.
04:24What?
04:24I'm without us from there.
04:24Oh!
04:24Oh!
04:24You
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