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Resurrected to be The Queen Bee (2026) - Full Movie
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00:00:00This is me, casually ruining my husband's life.
00:00:04Twenty years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes, those highlights, a Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen!
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser! Loser!
00:00:26Mia, sit down!
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good chicken-ass. I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance.
00:00:59Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start the riot.
00:01:02Food fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've never really liked.
00:01:08And it's not, Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date so you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18C'mon!
00:01:28You're not good.
00:01:28Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:32But twenty years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Dumpfla...
00:01:40This is me, casually ruining my house for a little love.
00:01:51Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:58No, sorry Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-c-c-kay.
00:02:16I still run the school of pockets. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:30Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:02:34Oh, Mia?
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking at my Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:02:47name, but details.
00:02:50Yeah.
00:02:51Me? Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:57Look who's talking.
00:02:58Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:02you're such a big shot in the city
00:03:03I'm actually
00:03:05I came here for someone
00:03:07very special
00:03:09I came back for you
00:03:11can I talk to you later
00:03:14it's been 20 years
00:03:16but this is a sign to stop being a wimp
00:03:18and find me telling how I feel
00:03:20absolutely
00:03:22actually I want to
00:03:23come come
00:03:24everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:03:27so let's give them one
00:03:43Jessica what the hell
00:03:45Mia
00:03:47it's okay
00:03:48you're gonna be alright just hold on
00:03:51I wish I could go back
00:03:52what do you mean go back where
00:03:54I could tell you how much
00:03:56how much you want
00:03:58hey Mia stay with me okay
00:03:59Mia look at me
00:04:00what did you want to tell me
00:04:07am I
00:04:09dead
00:04:12or did my wish come true
00:04:14did I really get a second chance
00:04:19holy bananas
00:04:20no more frame lines
00:04:22I look 18 again
00:04:24which means
00:04:27look the freak show lives
00:04:29rise and shine Mia
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:04:36those clothes
00:04:38those highlights
00:04:39a
00:04:41tamagotchi
00:04:42I went back to
00:04:442006
00:04:49when else would it be reject calendar much
00:04:54miss thompson
00:04:55may I be excused I think I'm hallucinating
00:04:58mimi you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:05:03I think I've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:05:11nothing's changed
00:05:12everyone still sees me as a loser
00:05:14and nobody
00:05:16the girl who can't fight back
00:05:18but that's the thing about second chances
00:05:20you can always flip the script
00:05:22high school bucket list item number one
00:05:25never put up with bullying again
00:05:31miss thompson he is trying to kill me
00:05:35Mia you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:05:39why for stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students
00:05:43they do this every day
00:05:51don't be silly
00:05:53Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:05:55and a model student
00:05:58she would never break
00:06:00she just
00:06:02sit down
00:06:04and finish your lab
00:06:06before I
00:06:08fail you
00:06:11Mia
00:06:12join Jessica's group
00:06:13and I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:06:21okay
00:06:22so we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid
00:06:30oops
00:06:31what can I say
00:06:34snitches get stitches
00:06:36you little lab rat
00:06:38a shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:41let's clean you up
00:06:43that's acid
00:06:44I know Mia
00:06:46but this is science class
00:06:47and I want to try this experiment
00:06:49on you
00:07:01I want to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land
00:07:14wow Mia you
00:07:19look like you're in trouble
00:07:25so are you going to put her in her place or should I
00:07:27high school bucket list item number two
00:07:30be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:07:34con con
00:07:35please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:07:39don't
00:07:41don't call me that
00:07:42or what
00:07:42little miss
00:07:43stu stu stu stutter
00:07:45this time
00:07:46no more shrinking
00:07:47you do that again
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:07:51hmm
00:07:52what will principal Davis think
00:07:54if he knew I took your SATs
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about
00:07:58you're cheating your way into college
00:08:00and if you keep pushing me
00:08:02I'll ensure you don't get in
00:08:04shame what happened to your shirt
00:08:06imagine what I could do to your face
00:08:13let's see what this does to yours
00:08:22Mia
00:08:24put the bottle down
00:08:29high school bucket list item number three
00:08:31teach your least favorite teacher a lesson
00:08:33sorry miss Thompson
00:08:34Greek science accident
00:08:36lame chemistry
00:08:41damn yeah
00:08:43wasn't expecting that
00:08:44little fight looks good on you
00:08:46use your words
00:08:48don't get lost in that smile
00:08:49just say something
00:08:51it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:08:53no
00:08:56you look good kicking ass
00:08:57I like this new you
00:08:59I like the new me too
00:09:01goodbye shy girl
00:09:03hello high school 2.0
00:09:07you think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:09:12what's next Mia
00:09:13running for prom queen
00:09:14stop
00:09:15you know what
00:09:17maybe I will
00:09:18literally no one knows you
00:09:21and you want to run against me
00:09:23anyone can wear a crown
00:09:25not people like you
00:09:29need a reminder
00:09:31Nikki
00:09:32Sharpie
00:09:33now
00:09:35if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:09:38I will not make your life a living hell
00:09:40feel
00:09:44don't
00:09:44everyone
00:09:45I'd like to make an announcement
00:09:49high school bucket list item number four
00:09:52be brave even when it scares you
00:09:54I'm officially running against Jessica
00:09:57for prom queen
00:10:00Mia
00:10:01Mamacita
00:10:01Watkins
00:10:02did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever
00:10:06Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:10:08we lost touch after high school
00:10:10I am not losing them again
00:10:12I did
00:10:14I'm so glad you guys are here
00:10:16I just miss you so much
00:10:18and I love you
00:10:19come here
00:10:21it's been like 10 minutes
00:10:22but we love you too
00:10:23and since we love you
00:10:25let's get you right
00:10:32great
00:10:32more maggots have arrived
00:10:34besides the Mia
00:10:36honestly
00:10:36who else is going to vote for you
00:10:39the misfits
00:10:40the outcasts
00:10:42anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:10:43plastic definition of perfect
00:10:46do it queen
00:10:47let's annihilate this biatch
00:10:50shut it
00:10:51wannabe lance
00:10:52choke and die slutty spears
00:10:54well
00:10:55since we're doing this
00:10:57raise your hand
00:10:58if you want to vote for me
00:11:04okay
00:11:05and raise your hand
00:11:06if you want to vote for Mia
00:11:15Connor
00:11:15what the hell did you just give her
00:11:17was that your number
00:11:19my vote
00:11:23please may I not be hallucinating
00:11:26con con
00:11:27you already got the vote
00:11:29for prom king this year
00:11:30we have to do this
00:11:32together
00:11:32everyone thinks we're
00:11:34Fairfield High's
00:11:35Brangelina
00:11:36except for me
00:11:38I don't want to date you
00:11:39Jessica
00:11:41everyone wants to date me
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader
00:11:45you're the basketball captain
00:11:46even our parents
00:11:47won us together
00:11:49it's destiny
00:11:50may the best girl win
00:11:52ah
00:11:53Mr. Oliver
00:11:55fail again
00:11:56you won't be able to go to prom
00:11:57or play in the basketball finals
00:11:59understood
00:12:02got it
00:12:05where do you think you're going
00:12:06we have a pop quiz
00:12:08on
00:12:08theory of relativity
00:12:09the answers are
00:12:11A, C, C, B
00:12:15I'll come back for my A later
00:12:17you're not going anywhere
00:12:18until you take this test
00:12:19high school bucket list
00:12:20item number five
00:12:21ditch class like a badass
00:12:23check it
00:12:24if I'm wrong
00:12:24I'll go straight to the
00:12:26principal's office
00:12:29you wasted
00:12:31how
00:12:34told ya
00:12:34see you later
00:12:35misty
00:12:43hey I just
00:12:44wanted to
00:12:44thank you for
00:12:45oh
00:12:47oh
00:12:49um
00:12:53hey
00:12:53you here
00:12:55um
00:12:55I'm sorry
00:12:56I didn't mean to
00:12:56um
00:12:58I'll get off
00:12:59you now
00:13:01um
00:13:01you good?
00:13:02yeah
00:13:03oh
00:13:04sorry your necklace
00:13:05oh no
00:13:06don't worry about it
00:13:06it's been in my family for years
00:13:08it's like indestructible
00:13:09oh it's pretty cool
00:13:10thanks
00:13:11um
00:13:11my mom thinks that it has
00:13:13magical powers
00:13:15she's nuts
00:13:18you know I
00:13:19I want to polish it up
00:13:20and give it to a girl I like
00:13:21wow
00:13:22Jess is really lucky to have
00:13:23someone so thoughtful
00:13:25Jess?
00:13:26why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28well because you two are a thing
00:13:30you're like the school's
00:13:31uh
00:13:32Kylie and Chalamet
00:13:33I like who?
00:13:35uh
00:13:35nothing
00:13:36no
00:13:36it's just you two were like
00:13:37junior prom king and queen last year
00:13:39so I thought
00:13:41she doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:13:43you do
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody
00:13:46and she gets rewarded for it
00:13:48that's why you won my vote
00:13:51I thought you liked her
00:13:52wow
00:13:56to be honest with you
00:13:57Mia
00:14:00there's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:14:03and it's not Jess
00:14:06then who?
00:14:09Mia the girl that I've always really liked
00:14:13is
00:14:15oh my god
00:14:16Mia are you okay?
00:14:17sorry
00:14:17oh fuck
00:14:19no yeah I'm fine I'm great
00:14:19what were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:22oh she's out of my league
00:14:24she's
00:14:24oh god
00:14:25it's okay
00:14:26yeah I'm afraid
00:14:27Mia the girl that I've always really liked
00:14:29is out of my league
00:14:30and she's beautiful
00:14:32and smart
00:14:34and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me
00:14:39you're not dumb Connor
00:14:42she's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:14:45well I've actually got a plan to win her over
00:14:48so
00:14:50cool
00:14:50um
00:14:51but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:14:54high school bucket list item number six
00:14:57pretend you're not heartbroken
00:14:59that you're crushed like someone else
00:15:00what did you have in mind?
00:15:02well if you could help me ace this test
00:15:04I
00:15:05will help you win the crown
00:15:09make you prom queen
00:15:12what do you think?
00:15:21everyone
00:15:22vote me
00:15:23for senior prom queen
00:15:26keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:15:29vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:15:33Dr. Jessica
00:15:36if I don't take her on now
00:15:39it will spend the next two decades paying for
00:15:45oh perfect
00:15:46just the people I wanted to see
00:15:47you are just in time
00:15:48for my campaign kickoff
00:15:51everyone
00:15:52I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:15:57oh man
00:15:58here goes nothing
00:16:00Connor will join too
00:16:02since um everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:16:05what's his challenge?
00:16:07a chemistry test
00:16:09well
00:16:09great
00:16:11chemistry is my favorite subject
00:16:12sexual chemistry
00:16:15sexual
00:16:16what?
00:16:17the rules are simple
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:16:21and you
00:16:22will vote for who brings the fire
00:16:25you down?
00:16:29Mia you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:16:39boo no more applause
00:16:41Jess already has the clap
00:16:42bite me knee pads
00:16:43your little friend lost
00:16:46Connor's mine okay
00:16:47this is the reunion all over again
00:16:49I'm not letting her win this time
00:16:51what the hell was that?
00:16:53me winning
00:16:54can't wait to have you back king
00:16:57Concon and I are a tough act to follow
00:16:58but uh
00:16:59show us best
00:17:00freak
00:17:02are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04did your man
00:17:05shut the fuck up Chris
00:17:07you don't have to put on a show for them
00:17:09or anybody
00:17:10you bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:17:13you bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:17:16oops was that a secret?
00:17:18I'm not doing this for them
00:17:19it's for me
00:17:21just follow my lead
00:17:23high school bucket list item number set
00:17:25make the first move
00:17:27no
00:17:27you follow my lead
00:17:33you follow my lead
00:17:50so you guys
00:17:51who did it better?
00:17:53Mia!
00:17:54Mia!
00:17:56Mia!
00:17:58Mia!
00:17:58Mia!
00:17:59oh damn
00:18:00Mia we definitely have to do that again
00:18:03how dare you make out with that
00:18:05scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:18:08I will destroy her life
00:18:11and I will win prom queen
00:18:13not if I can help it
00:18:14the whole town wants us together
00:18:16don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:19go on her!
00:18:24Mia
00:18:25your prince is waiting
00:18:28has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:59stop drooling go over there
00:19:01Magic eight ball said so.
00:19:03So you can predict the future?
00:19:05Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower, so.
00:19:10Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:19:16Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:19:20Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:24And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:19:26Actually, about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:33Yeah?
00:19:34Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:39At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:19:42Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look, for your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at
00:19:49tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:19:51So we could team up.
00:19:56Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:00Yes.
00:20:01You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:20:04You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:09Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:20:14Wait, you're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:18If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:25Still want to do this?
00:20:28Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:32Let the best baker win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:36And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What are you talking about?
00:20:48You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:20:50Let us help you out.
00:21:01Later, loser.
00:21:05Let me guess.
00:21:07Just a bitch strikes again.
00:21:08I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:21:11You want me to go, Cursor?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:21:14I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:21:17Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:21:32Mia, where are you?
00:21:35Where's your baking buddy?
00:21:37Did she chicken out last night?
00:21:44Connor, may I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:48I mean, this year's Bake Off, HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:21:56Mia, you look...
00:21:57Like a fucking try-hard.
00:21:59Over-dressed much?
00:22:00Come on, girls.
00:22:01We have a contest to win.
00:22:02Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:22:05High school bucket list item number eight.
00:22:07Flirt like a hot girl.
00:22:09Look who's talking, chef.
00:22:12Ready to win?
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:14Stop putting on a show!
00:22:15This event is supposed to be about me!
00:22:17Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:20Call me queen.
00:22:25Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:28Boo!
00:22:35Shut up or die!
00:22:40All right.
00:22:40All right.
00:22:41Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:43To your tables, please.
00:22:44Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:46Oh, yeah.
00:22:47We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:22:48with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:22:50It's really easy.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53It's science meets sweets.
00:22:55Come on.
00:22:56All right, contestants.
00:22:58The bake-off begins now.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03And we'll smoke this in here.
00:23:06Like this.
00:23:07Like that.
00:23:14And then this.
00:23:17That's on your nose.
00:23:19That's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:21That's too much.
00:23:22That's too much.
00:23:27That's too much.
00:23:28That's too much.
00:23:28No more.
00:23:29No.
00:23:29I just want sunshine every single day to shine on me.
00:23:34Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:23:37Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:23:45Oops.
00:23:48Oops.
00:23:49Foot slipped.
00:23:51Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:54oops sorry my hand slipped oh she's awful
00:24:03if you do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified she just kicked our table
00:24:08i did not see jessica do anything wrong get back to work it's fine it's fine so what do we
00:24:15do now
00:24:15a good scientist always has a plan and time
00:24:26the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign jessica you're up
00:24:33it is a model of my mansion and anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for
00:24:40the rest of
00:24:44this is our dessert it may look simple but it's got a little magic to it
00:25:12and all the votes are in the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:25:25the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:25:35mia watkins
00:25:37mia the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and connor
00:25:47we did it
00:25:49i can't believe it oh that's my queen that's my best friend
00:25:54we love her best day of my life
00:25:58i knew you could do that
00:26:02no
00:26:04connor and that trophy are mine
00:26:10not anymore
00:26:14i'm so gonna regret that loser
00:26:17sorry
00:26:18high school bucket list item number nine start a riot make it epic
00:26:26food fight
00:26:30food fight
00:26:32popular kids versus kids
00:26:35stop it stop it
00:26:36stop it
00:26:43stop
00:26:51stop
00:26:51team jessica
00:26:52team mia get over here right now
00:26:56principal davis
00:26:57before you say anything
00:26:59mia started it
00:27:01thank you for your honesty
00:27:03jessica
00:27:04you and your friends can go
00:27:06what
00:27:08no she's lying
00:27:09i would drop that attitude miss watkins
00:27:12you know what
00:27:13no
00:27:15i like having an attitude
00:27:16i lived for years without one
00:27:19and now
00:27:20it's here to stay
00:27:21one more
00:27:22bad word
00:27:23one more
00:27:24the thing that you do wrong and you are suspended
00:27:27fine
00:27:29i'll stop having an attitude when you stop
00:27:32letting jessica's dad bribe you
00:27:35oh
00:27:36sorry
00:27:37no one knows about that yet
00:27:38both of you pack your bags
00:27:43wait are we suspended i can't get suspended
00:27:46my dad's gonna fly back through his business trip and get me killed
00:27:48no no no
00:27:49i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go
00:27:53wait for real
00:27:54of course
00:27:55you're both free to go and if you ever need anything feel free to come by my office the doors
00:28:00always open
00:28:00how much money did her dad give you
00:28:03uh
00:28:04one hundred and forty seven thousand three hundred and forty seven dollars and thirty six
00:28:08you be quiet demon child
00:28:10come on
00:28:11i'm taking the why don't you um help me clean up here my star students
00:28:16thank you
00:28:19what the fuck was that
00:28:20what the fuck was that
00:28:21what the fuck was that
00:28:22whoa
00:28:23did you see the look on his face
00:28:25yeah he was freaking out
00:28:27how did you know all that stuff though
00:28:29well i told you i can see the future so
00:28:32right
00:28:32it's no big deal
00:28:34yeah
00:28:36so tell me
00:28:38what do you see in our future tonight
00:28:41well i have to study for the science test
00:28:43oh yeah
00:28:45what's that one again
00:28:45uh anatomy
00:28:46it's the study of the
00:28:48human body
00:28:50yeah
00:28:50yeah
00:28:51yeah
00:28:52you wanna do it at my place
00:28:54my parents aren't home
00:28:55your place?
00:28:56like a
00:28:58oh
00:29:00like us
00:29:00together
00:29:01you're
00:29:02alone?
00:29:03yeah
00:29:04let's go professor
00:29:06i promise to be a good boy
00:29:10okay
00:29:21you're
00:29:23um
00:29:35i'm
00:29:39i'm
00:29:46i'm
00:29:47i'm
00:29:50i'm
00:30:21Mia. Mia. Mia.
00:30:25Were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27Not that dumb.
00:30:28No, no.
00:30:29I was asking about question number four.
00:30:32Actors abdominis.
00:30:33What is it?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:37I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:42All right.
00:30:43Please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:48Okay.
00:30:48All right.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:57Picep racchi.
00:31:04Hectalis major.
00:31:09Hectis abdominis.
00:31:12Horea amen.
00:31:14Is that the name?
00:31:15The name is that long.
00:31:16No, no, no.
00:31:17Dave, forget about that part.
00:31:19That's important.
00:31:21Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:31:23He likes someone else.
00:31:25You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:33But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of less clothes.
00:31:49The rules are simple.
00:31:51If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:54Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:56High school bucket list item number 10.
00:31:59Unleash your inner vixen.
00:32:01No.
00:32:02You ready to lose?
00:32:06Trapezebizias.
00:32:07Where?
00:32:07Trapezebizias.
00:32:08Oh my.
00:32:14Um, brachialis.
00:32:25You, that's cheating.
00:32:27Don't look at that.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked.
00:32:51But you are getting pretty close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:58I may have made up a few questions.
00:33:01Uh, to level the playing field.
00:33:03You, that's all.
00:33:06Bad girl.
00:33:09Violence is against the rules.
00:33:11So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:22Make me.
00:33:26Be careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god.
00:33:32Oh no.
00:33:34What are you doing?
00:33:37You're crazy.
00:33:39No, I'm not just sure.
00:33:42That's for cheating.
00:33:48Okay.
00:33:52Connor, are you in there?
00:33:54Oh shit.
00:33:55That's my dad.
00:33:56No.
00:33:56My dad's my dad.
00:33:57No.
00:33:57No.
00:33:58Oh.
00:33:59Come on, come on, come on.
00:33:59Come on, come on.
00:34:00Okay.
00:34:02Yeah, just a second.
00:34:19Oh, hey dad.
00:34:20This is Mia.
00:34:21She's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:34:28So much for her tutoring.
00:34:30Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:32Mia is unimportant.
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:34:39She's from a good family.
00:34:40At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:42Dad.
00:34:44Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:48Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18.
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:35:01You know what?
00:35:02Never mind.
00:35:02Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:35:03I will help Connor pass.
00:35:06And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so sure?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:16Connor, wait.
00:35:17Just please talk to him.
00:35:19You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:35:22I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:35:25I need to speak with my son.
00:35:27Alone.
00:35:30Dad, wait.
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:53Connor has barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:56I think everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were...
00:36:02Abysmal.
00:36:03But we did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07It's all at work, as always, Mia.
00:36:11And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:14Keep up the good work.
00:36:23You got it.
00:36:25Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:41Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:44I know you're trying to help,
00:36:47but you don't know him like I do.
00:36:49You know?
00:36:51I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:03Uh, wait.
00:37:05Before you guys go,
00:37:06I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:09for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:11So, come through
00:37:15and vote for Mia.
00:37:26Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:37:28We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:33Come to the party.
00:37:33Take it off.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:36Oh, shit.
00:37:36That's my dad.
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:37Let's bounce before you see me.
00:37:38Wait, no.
00:37:39Just show him your test.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on, Connor.
00:37:45Talk to him.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:49Hey, Dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:54I'm going out of town on work,
00:37:56but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor,
00:38:00I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:10No.
00:38:10No, I barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:21You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31I want you to do it.
00:38:32What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:38Force her.
00:38:46Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick commission question.
00:38:52Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:38:54So why are you talking to me now?
00:38:55Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:38:58And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:03So can I get one or what?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:08No fights.
00:39:09Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:11I'm busy.
00:39:11Yeah, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Just this once.
00:39:19Connor, listen.
00:39:21I know that I'm hard on you.
00:39:23But it is because I-
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:29I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30Are the invites still open?
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:44Alright, let's go.
00:39:48Mia.
00:39:49Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:57CopCon.
00:39:58What a surprise.
00:40:00I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia.
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:08Ugh.
00:40:08You know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:13But you and me, you know?
00:40:14We were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's gonna break your heart.
00:40:21And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:40:32I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:40:34No, no, no.
00:40:34Wait.
00:40:35You're not going anywhere.
00:40:37Until we talk about this party.
00:40:39What?
00:40:39We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:43Hey!
00:40:43Get the fuck off her!
00:40:46Aw, shit.
00:40:48Caps here.
00:40:49Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:40:52You might have a bro with us.
00:40:55Since you both go on to be rapey frat boy misogynists,
00:40:59let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:01Every action
00:41:03has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:09Alright.
00:41:11Come on.
00:41:11The better party you get to.
00:41:15Fine.
00:41:16I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:20You know,
00:41:22for a second there,
00:41:23I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:41:26when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:41:32Ew.
00:41:32Ew.
00:41:34No, that walking steroid.
00:41:36He's not even close to my type.
00:41:38So,
00:41:39who is?
00:41:43You're...
00:41:47You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:41:55It's crazy.
00:41:57What?
00:41:57It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:00Who is it?
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:08She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:42:10You should come.
00:42:11My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:18High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:24She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:27You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30She won't really want a sneaker.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Or if not, I mean...
00:42:35If you're into it.
00:42:37Really?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:44Right?
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:46Oh, yeah.
00:42:47It's going way the way.
00:42:48Yeah, let's go.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:43:01Should I...
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:14Look.
00:43:20Wow.
00:43:22Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:43:27because her designs are going to be famous.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30Are you like a psychic or something?
00:43:32No.
00:43:33I'm future girl.
00:43:34Remember?
00:43:35Right.
00:43:36Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:43:38because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:43Well, if I die by then, just blink twice
00:43:45so I can skip finals.
00:43:58Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen,
00:44:02who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:11Hey, ConCon.
00:44:13You're Sasquatch.
00:44:15I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:44:18And...
00:44:19I brought party favors.
00:44:21Everyone's already done.
00:44:22We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:44:50I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with Warsight.
00:44:54Highlights.
00:44:55So cute.
00:44:56Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Page four.
00:45:03She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:45:08Hey.
00:45:10Hey.
00:45:12I like your big tails.
00:45:13And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter.
00:45:22Actually...
00:45:23It does.
00:45:27Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:30Um...
00:45:30Yeah.
00:45:31That's kind of the whole point.
00:45:32Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC roasters?
00:45:38See page seven.
00:45:38As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:45:47You know...
00:45:48A year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:45:52But...
00:45:52Now I know everything in here made me...
00:45:55Who I am today.
00:45:59So go ahead.
00:46:01Read away.
00:46:02I have nothing to hide.
00:46:04Unlike you.
00:46:05If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser.
00:46:11What about...
00:46:12What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:18I...
00:46:19Nobody knows about that.
00:46:21You just wait till Facebook.
00:46:23Facebook what?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:46:28But the only one getting exposed today...
00:46:31Is you.
00:46:40What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato.
00:46:44What?
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:46Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:46:48That is way too far, Jessica.
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:53And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:54Honestly, I was helping.
00:46:56Hey.
00:46:57You're beautiful, Mia.
00:46:58And you know it.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed.
00:47:06Jessica.
00:47:07Jessica.
00:47:07You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:47:10Right?
00:47:13High school bucket list item number 12.
00:47:15Fill on it while you've got it.
00:47:37Ummm...
00:47:37Holy shit, Mia!
00:47:39Woo!
00:47:40Yes!
00:47:40Yes, Mia!
00:47:41Ok, Mia!
00:47:42Doesn't suck havin' my 18 year old body back.
00:47:45Wow, look at you pretending to be hot and popular. FYI, you will never be like us. You will never
00:47:52live like us.
00:47:54No, I want to live better. How about a game of truth or dare?
00:47:59I dare you all to strip something off.
00:48:06High school bucket list item number 13. Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:48:12Ah! Who cares if they stripped? Anyone can do that. I can do it. And I bet I can do
00:48:18it even better.
00:48:30Fine. Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party. Bye, Jess.
00:48:39Ugh! Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:49:09Oh, my wrist. I think I sprained it.
00:49:13Oh, my wrist. I think I sprained it.
00:49:13Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Mia. Hey, she's not waking up. She needs help.
00:49:19Someone at least get me some ice. Now! Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:49:26You can't quit on me right now, Mia. Not before I tell you that I...
00:49:34Mia, I've always...
00:49:36Mia, I've always...
00:49:37Mia, hey! Hey!
00:49:39Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:42Hi.
00:49:43Yeah.
00:49:44What happened?
00:49:46Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:49:49Okay, I was trying to recycle.
00:49:52How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:49:57I didn't see that coming.
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:05Hey, party's over.
00:50:06Everyone out!
00:50:07You heard him. Go! Get out!
00:50:09Remember, vote Mia! Vote Mia! Vote Mia!
00:50:11Vote Mia!
00:50:11I got you.
00:50:13Come on. Let's go.
00:50:14Come on.
00:50:17Here.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:26For saving my life.
00:50:28I'm just glad you're okay.
00:50:30For the record,
00:50:32you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:50:41What's wrong?
00:50:41Jess never gets better.
00:50:45Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:50:50And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:50:55I would never date Jessica.
00:50:57Connor.
00:50:58Seriously.
00:50:59Stop.
00:51:02Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:51:05You know the girl I actually do like?
00:51:09She...
00:51:10I know.
00:51:10She's a genius.
00:51:11You're getting your grades up for her.
00:51:13It's really cool.
00:51:15Get some rest.
00:51:17I'll be in the guest room.
00:51:19Connor?
00:51:20Can you stay with me?
00:51:22Come on.
00:51:29Come on.
00:51:30Come on.
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:32Come on.
00:51:32Come on.
00:51:34Come on.
00:51:36Come on.
00:51:36Come on.
00:51:37Come on.
00:51:38Come on.
00:51:40Come on.
00:51:40You're the genius, Tommy.
00:51:43I'm doing this all for you.
00:51:44I'm doing this all for you.
00:51:49I don't...
00:52:02I don't, I don't.
00:52:06I'm doing this all for you.
00:52:10I don't think I'm so espa farewell.
00:52:14You have a beautiful voice.
00:52:18You scared me.
00:52:22No, I don't.
00:52:24I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:52:27So, it's never around anyone.
00:52:29Which is good.
00:52:31I'm not just anyone.
00:52:37What is all this?
00:52:38Well,
00:52:40you know the tradition.
00:52:42Senior prom queen gets gifts
00:52:44for the graduating class.
00:52:46You want to help me rap?
00:52:49Mia, this is amazing.
00:52:51No one else would do this for their class.
00:52:56I've never
00:52:58met anyone like you.
00:53:00Not yet, anyway.
00:53:06So, hey ball girl.
00:53:09What's future me like?
00:53:10Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:53:13No, you're not.
00:53:15Don't even look.
00:53:16I know you're not.
00:53:18You're...
00:53:19You're actually...
00:53:21super successful.
00:53:23Really smart.
00:53:26Kind.
00:53:30You're pretty...
00:53:32perfect.
00:53:37No wonder I was in love.
00:53:46Hold up.
00:53:47Who did you say you're in love with?
00:53:49No one.
00:53:49Um...
00:53:51I meant that I was
00:53:53in love with
00:53:55being from the future.
00:53:57Because now I
00:53:59know all these things
00:54:01is awesome.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:04So...
00:54:04So who do I get married to?
00:54:08Jessica Alba.
00:54:09So you gotta get over that Britney crash
00:54:11because things get complicated.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:17You know I can actually
00:54:18read the future also.
00:54:20Really?
00:54:21You know what I see?
00:54:22In our future?
00:54:27Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:54:31I'd love to.
00:54:34Question.
00:54:35Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:54:38I'm sure he...
00:54:40will come to other games.
00:54:41He's busy.
00:54:43He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:54:46Wait, wait.
00:54:49Connor.
00:54:50Your dad.
00:54:51Enough about my dad.
00:54:53Actually.
00:54:53Come on.
00:54:54You don't wanna be late.
00:54:56Okay.
00:55:11Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:55:13This will win you crazy votes.
00:55:15Sure.
00:55:17But...
00:55:20I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:55:23Because...
00:55:23In a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:55:27And who knows what'll happen then.
00:55:29Right?
00:55:30No.
00:55:30No.
00:55:32No.
00:55:33No.
00:55:33No.
00:55:34No.
00:55:34No.
00:55:35Graduate in style, besties.
00:55:37Oh.
00:55:39You're too late, Butterface.
00:55:42The class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes.
00:55:59so you're buying boats now me no i'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:56:08but i'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:56:17besties you don't even know their names of course i do well the hot ones the rest are freaks not
00:56:26people but hey money talks right even to losers with social rabies but come on now let's see what
00:56:42you got look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars thank you i got some gucci earrings
00:56:59at least my gifts mean something um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:57:06but you can't because you're a nobody mia you want to try saying that again relax jack bauer
00:57:14brutal honesty is an act of love and i love all my subjects even you look
00:57:42omg you're twin
00:57:52marge simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body i mean it's perfect
00:57:58oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:58:05i don't want anything from you
00:58:08not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:58:17no matter what i do jess always gets her way prom queen connor what am i even doing here
00:58:26bribes aren't my thing maybe you should ask principal davis though he might be down
00:58:34hey nina wait hand out the gifts that you brought they're special not because they're expensive or
00:58:41fancy but because they're from you no no they're stupid and she she won this one so let's just go
00:58:49just trust me they're gonna love them hey you guys nina has gifts for all of you and you're gonna
00:58:56love
00:58:56love them
00:58:57hmm
00:59:02hmm
00:59:03hmm
00:59:07hmm
00:59:08hmm
00:59:08hmm
00:59:09hmm
00:59:16hmm
00:59:18hmm
00:59:25oh
00:59:26so i know these aren't coach bags or tiffany
00:59:29grace baskets but...
00:59:32i hope coming under the real world
00:59:35you'll remember them
00:59:37gazing
00:59:38nina what did you do?
00:59:43how did you know i wanted to be an artist?
00:59:47I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:50But you should.
00:59:52You're more talented than you know.
00:59:55You just need a cool artist name.
00:59:59Like Banksy.
01:00:11You'll be an amazing songwriter.
01:00:13Just right about that breakup, Taylor.
01:00:20That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
01:00:26Be Jordan.
01:00:29Mia, these are incredible.
01:00:32But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
01:00:37Just wait a few years.
01:00:39You're gonna be filthy rich.
01:00:42And you deserve it.
01:00:48Everybody shut up!
01:00:50Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
01:00:54Why don't you open your gift and find out?
01:00:57I got one for you too.
01:01:04You trash, you too pies!
01:01:07Hey!
01:01:08Fuck!
01:01:09Okay, all right, fine, you can save your house, please!
01:01:19Hey, um...
01:01:21This one's for you.
01:01:32Yeah, I...
01:01:36Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:01:40This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:01:44How did you find...
01:01:45Magic eight ball, remember?
01:01:47A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:01:51It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:01:53Do everything with your dad.
01:01:55While you can.
01:01:59You'll never get this time back.
01:02:00Okay.
01:02:04Yeah, thank you.
01:02:07Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:02:09Hey, no!
01:02:10Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:02:11Promise me...
01:02:13That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:02:15That's all I want.
01:02:27For you...
01:02:29I'll do it.
01:02:34Congrats.
01:02:35Looks like you went over the class.
01:02:38Now what?
01:02:42It's time to slip out of the shadows.
01:02:48Hey, everyone.
01:02:50Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:02:55Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:03:09I knew people who made it.
01:03:27What are you rejects doing here?
01:03:32Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:03:36We're taking a stand.
01:03:38We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:03:42No plastics for prom!
01:03:44No plastics for prom!
01:03:46You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:03:49Worshipped?
01:03:52They were terrified of you.
01:03:54It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:03:56But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:04:01Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects,
01:04:07let's hear your voice.
01:04:12Attention, everyone!
01:04:15America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:04:19just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:04:24in front of the whole school.
01:04:40Come on, Mia!
01:04:42We're all waiting!
01:04:45Hey!
01:04:46Hey, yes you can.
01:04:48Show them all what you can do.
01:04:52All of them.
01:04:55No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:04:59Just don't look at them.
01:05:01Look at me.
01:05:03I believe in you, Mia.
01:05:04Get your cam quarter, buddy.
01:05:06This is going to be legendary.
01:05:09I believe in you.
01:05:16High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:05:19Live your Beyoncé pants.
01:05:26Hi, everyone.
01:05:27Please rise.
01:05:49Just look at me.
01:06:00Oh, say can you see
01:06:06By the dawn's early light
01:06:12What so proudly we hailed
01:06:17At the twilight's last gleaming
01:06:23Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:06:29Through the perilous fight
01:06:33O'er the ramparts we watched
01:06:38Were so gallantly streaming
01:06:43And the rocket's red glare
01:06:47The bombs bursting in air
01:06:53Gave proof through the night
01:06:57That our flag was still there
01:07:03Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:07:15O'er the land of the free
01:07:21And the home of the brave
01:07:39Give it up for Mia
01:07:42This is going to be your new prom queen
01:07:48See, everyone loves you more
01:08:06If you want to win
01:08:07You've got to give them a show, right?
01:08:09Yeah
01:08:10Plus I like kissing you
01:08:12What were you saying?
01:08:14Oh, nothing that I, um
01:08:15I just thought I'm really
01:08:20Shit, that's my dad
01:08:27What is he doing here?
01:08:28He never comes to my games
01:08:29What if I fuck up?
01:08:31Hey
01:08:32Connor, you're going to be fine
01:08:36This is the big game
01:08:38Mia
01:08:39This is the only game he cares about
01:08:41Hey, look at me
01:08:43I already know what happens
01:08:44Remember?
01:08:46Listen
01:08:47In the last moment
01:08:49Take that three-pointer
01:08:50It'll seem impossible
01:08:53But
01:08:53Trust me
01:08:57I trust you
01:09:01And here we go, everyone
01:09:02The big championship game
01:09:04The Fairfield Lions
01:09:05Versus the Falcons
01:09:07For the big one
01:09:07Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:09:09Let's begin
01:09:37And ten seconds left
01:09:39Home team is down
01:09:40Two points
01:09:41And Connor Oliver
01:09:42Has the ball
01:09:48He's going to risk it all
01:09:49On the three-pointer
01:10:00And there he goes
01:10:04Yes, he scores
01:10:06The Fairfield Lions
01:10:0849-48
01:10:10And they win the game
01:10:20Let's go
01:10:23First an A
01:10:25And now this
01:10:28Expect me
01:10:29At all
01:10:30Your college games
01:10:31Con
01:10:32Really?
01:10:33Really
01:10:35I'm sorry
01:10:36For missing out on this
01:10:39And on you
01:10:44I couldn't be more proud, son
01:10:46Looks like you got a fan
01:10:48Who feels the same
01:10:51Congratulations
01:10:52Yeah
01:10:56You were right about everything
01:10:59Am I being pumped?
01:11:02That pipply mouth
01:11:03But either isn't going to steal
01:11:04Con Con
01:11:04And my crown
01:11:07We will take her down
01:11:09For good
01:11:11I won because of you
01:11:12No, no
01:11:13He won because of you
01:11:15I just gave you a little hint
01:11:17But I do accept payment
01:11:19And kisses
01:11:23I could do a lot better
01:11:24Than that
01:11:35Wait
01:11:37Should we be doing this?
01:11:39I mean, what about your crush
01:11:41The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:11:43It's you, Mia
01:11:44It always has been
01:11:50Holy sick
01:11:51Just spit out
01:11:53I did
01:11:54I
01:11:54They
01:11:54I
01:11:54I
01:12:08I
01:12:12I
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:49You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:57I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed with flying colors.
01:13:05Oh.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:13:15Mm-hmm.
01:13:15And what about Brown tonight?
01:13:19Hmm?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to them?
01:13:24I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:26Oh, my gosh.
01:13:26You're never going to let that go.
01:13:30Stupid.
01:13:32It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:44What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:46I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:53It's so hot.
01:13:58Okay, so...
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me now.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:03Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:14:10Mia Watkins.
01:14:11Mm-hmm.
01:14:12Will you...
01:14:20Will you officially be my prom date?
01:14:23And my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you.
01:14:29And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:39Let's go win that crown.
01:14:41Five more minutes.
01:14:41You said.
01:14:42Oh.
01:14:43Come on.
01:14:47I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:14:56Oh, she's going to?
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00You won if they get the game.
01:15:02Maybe she's given up.
01:15:07No.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:13I know she won't because...
01:15:16I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry, say it again?
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:15:27So I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:30I...
01:15:34I'm from...
01:15:35the future.
01:15:35The future.
01:15:44Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future.
01:15:46Cool.
01:15:48Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:15:54No.
01:15:55You're not...
01:15:56Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from the future...
01:16:04I believe you.
01:16:09Okay.
01:16:10Okay.
01:16:10Okay.
01:16:12Okay.
01:16:13Okay.
01:16:15Um, they got off the island.
01:16:18Uh, Lance does come out.
01:16:20And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's violent.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26Yeah.
01:16:26But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:16:31So will you help me?
01:16:35Come in.
01:16:37But before we close the whole mouth, that is just...
01:16:42Let's go.
01:17:09You look like a queen.
01:17:13Thanks.
01:17:15Hopefully I love you.
01:17:30Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:17:51Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:17:53Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:17:56We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:59Bring it on, Jessica.
01:18:08Come, Hong Kong.
01:18:13You look so great.
01:18:15Black is definitely in color.
01:18:17Oh, thanks.
01:18:18FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:18:24Oh, my God.
01:18:25Give it up, Jessica.
01:18:27I don't...
01:18:27I want Mia.
01:18:30But I want you.
01:18:32We are perfect together.
01:18:33Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:18:37Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:40Con-Con, think about your future.
01:18:44My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:47Can I do?
01:18:48It could be.
01:18:49If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:55You can be better than this, Jessica.
01:19:02I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:19:05Open it.
01:19:15Just...
01:19:16Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:19:21It could save your future if you don't.
01:19:29I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:19:33Oh!
01:19:43I tried.
01:19:46Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:19:50I think it's cracking.
01:19:53I don't know, but just go get them!
01:19:56Hurry, they are dying!
01:20:19Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:20:25Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:20:30Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:20:35And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver!
01:20:44Come on!
01:20:45Come on!
01:20:45Come on!
01:20:58Come on!
01:20:59Come on!
01:21:01Come on!
01:21:01While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:21:07Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:21:11I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:21:18I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:21:31Hi.
01:21:33I shouldn't be here.
01:21:36That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:40I wasn't good enough.
01:21:44I wasn't pretty enough.
01:21:45I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:48But I'm here now.
01:21:53And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:56The misfits.
01:21:57The outcasts.
01:21:59Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:22:03You're not.
01:22:17Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:22:19looks like we have a winner
01:22:28and
01:22:29your 2006 prom queen
01:22:32winner is
01:22:38Jessica Hart
01:22:44I'm so sorry
01:22:46it's okay
01:22:47this is your moment you earned it
01:22:55I knew you guys wouldn't let me
01:22:56the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:23:01smile king
01:23:02you were right
01:23:09you saw it all
01:23:14and you believe to me
01:23:18out of the way freak
01:23:19this is for royalty only
01:23:21oh shut it
01:23:239021 ho
01:23:26Mia has something to say
01:23:28I warned you
01:23:38Mia Mia Mia Mia Watkins
01:23:41they're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out
01:23:44what? no
01:23:47these are fake
01:23:48principal davis
01:23:49this is a set up
01:23:51Mia
01:23:52is this true?
01:23:54no
01:23:54no
01:23:55actually
01:23:57Jessica lied
01:23:58bribed
01:23:59and cheated her way to the crown
01:24:00okay
01:24:02Mia
01:24:03Mia actually cares about this class
01:24:05it's no wonder that she won
01:24:07fairly
01:24:09but don't take it from me
01:24:12let's see
01:24:12show of hands
01:24:13who voted for Mia?
01:24:19Mia
01:24:20Mia
01:24:21Mia
01:24:22Mia
01:24:23Mia
01:24:24Mia
01:24:24Mia
01:24:25Mia
01:24:25Mia
01:24:25they actually voted for me
01:24:27I never doubted them
01:24:29or you
01:24:38high school bucket list item number 15
01:24:41embrace your inner queen
01:24:44dad the crown is mine
01:24:47I'm the popular one
01:24:49I'm hot and I'm skinny
01:24:51and I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:24:53where four of you people want
01:25:13Jessica first you cheated
01:25:15now you could have killed someone
01:25:17this is grounds for expulsion
01:25:19security
01:25:20no
01:25:21no
01:25:22it was Mia
01:25:23she
01:25:23she knows things
01:25:25she's like a psychic
01:25:26or a witch or something
01:25:27I swear
01:25:28bye bye
01:25:29bimbo
01:25:31no
01:25:40she's so thirsty
01:25:43got something Mia
01:25:44help me
01:25:45go get it in a few years
01:25:46no
01:25:46no
01:25:47this isn't right
01:25:48you suck
01:25:51you're cheating
01:25:54curse on you queen
01:25:56bitch
01:25:58here
01:26:00take this
01:26:03no I can't take that
01:26:05yes
01:26:05I want you to
01:26:08no matter when
01:26:09or where
01:26:10you are
01:26:11you can find me
01:26:12you time traveling nerd
01:26:28what happened
01:26:31yeah
01:26:32hey
01:26:32yeah
01:26:36you okay
01:26:37I can't
01:26:38what happened
01:26:48you tripped and fell
01:26:49you alright
01:26:51yeah
01:26:57where's Jessica
01:26:59Jessica
01:27:02Jessica
01:27:02Jessica Hart
01:27:05I don't know
01:27:05she's probably in prison
01:27:06by now
01:27:07remember she got
01:27:08arrested at prom
01:27:10I haven't seen her
01:27:10since 2006
01:27:16everything that happened
01:27:17senior year came too
01:27:23but that's all in the past
01:27:26I want to focus on the future
01:27:29you know Watkins
01:27:31since the first time I met you
01:27:33in freshman year
01:27:35I loved you
01:27:37you were
01:27:38the cutest
01:27:40classes wearing
01:27:41nerd
01:27:42I ever met
01:27:46and from our wild study sessions
01:27:49to
01:27:50winning prom king and queen
01:27:52senior year
01:27:54to taking on the whole world
01:27:56I
01:27:56I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:27:59to be my partner
01:28:04me a Watkins
01:28:09will you marry me
01:28:11hurry up and say yes
01:28:12I have to get back home
01:28:13to Lance
01:28:15yes
01:28:23I can't think this is happening
01:28:26you're a time traveler
01:28:27yeah
01:28:28you didn't see this coming
01:28:31us getting engaged
01:28:33no
01:28:35not a million years
01:28:37but hey I guess
01:28:40some things
01:28:41you never see coming
01:28:43I always knew
01:29:01I would say
01:29:03that you don't see
01:29:07but I'm not a million years
01:29:08I felt the pain
01:29:08you were
01:29:08you're
01:29:11you're
01:29:13you're
01:29:15Oh, no one loves it, baby
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