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From Servant to Sweetheart (2026)
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00:00:12Mom! I'm ready for my first day of work!
00:00:16Ta-da!
00:00:23Hey! Hey, Mom, what's wrong?
00:00:26Mom, I'm sorry, you're only 17 and your new work is a maid?
00:00:31Oh no, Mom! Mom, don't cry!
00:00:34Everything is going to be okay.
00:00:37Being a maid isn't a disgrace, it's honest work.
00:00:41Plus, I haven't dropped out of school yet.
00:00:44You're right, I mean, we have a pretty good...
00:00:48...room and board included.
00:00:52First day or not, we're going to show them that we can take better care of this mansion than anyone
00:00:57else.
00:00:58Okay?
00:00:59Here.
00:01:00Come here.
00:01:01Oh, I love you, Mom.
00:01:04I love you, too.
00:01:06Okay.
00:01:07Let's get out of here.
00:01:10Oh, thank you.
00:01:11Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:01:11Careful with your leg, Mom!
00:01:13Fine, it's okay.
00:01:14Why don't you take a break?
00:01:16Now I can take care of this bedroom.
00:01:18Okay.
00:01:20Just to make sure it's spotless.
00:01:21Bathroom, too.
00:01:22They belong to none other than Noah Wyndham.
00:01:26Noah Wyndham?
00:01:28Who's that?
00:01:30Noah is the heir of the Wyndham fortune.
00:01:32He's been away a year studying abroad, or so they say.
00:01:36They also say he's been expelled and shipped off to London.
00:01:39He's returning sooner than anyone expected.
00:01:42Tonight, in fact.
00:01:46Okay.
00:01:47Well, I'll make sure it's clean up for tonight.
00:01:50Okay?
00:01:50Of course.
00:02:11Oh, God, I really have to pee.
00:02:28Or else?
00:02:49They're coming down for two minutes.
00:02:51Oh, shit.
00:03:07Come soon home.
00:03:23Get out!
00:03:25No!
00:03:26Sorry, I'm gonna call security!
00:03:30Security?
00:03:32What, should I knock next time?
00:03:34On my own door?
00:03:39Oh, you're Noah Wyndham.
00:03:42Yeah, I'd shake your hand, but it seems like you're a little tied up.
00:03:51Oh, hey, don't forget to wash up.
00:03:57What the jerk?
00:04:08God, that was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
00:04:12Sure was, bro!
00:04:19So, you and your mom are the new maze, huh?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:27Now, if you will excuse me.
00:04:30Whoa, hey!
00:04:33Aren't you forgetting something?
00:04:40My bad.
00:04:42Go get it started.
00:04:43Don't forget, though.
00:04:45Extra bubbles, please.
00:04:46Oh!
00:05:01Your bath is ready!
00:05:15You cold?
00:05:31Oh my god, get out of my way!
00:05:36Fuck!
00:05:37Fuck!
00:05:38Fuck!
00:05:38Fuck!
00:05:38This is my own personal name trying to fuck me.
00:05:41Fuck!
00:05:42Get your hands off me, you pervert!
00:05:45Oh!
00:05:45God!
00:05:51This is gonna be fun.
00:06:04Noah, because of your shenanigans, I have had to deal with your expulsion from not one but two of the
00:06:13best boarding schools in all of London.
00:06:16Third time's a charm, right?
00:06:18I have enrolled you in the finest private high school in all of the city.
00:06:26Hmm.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:32We're on one condition.
00:06:34Condition.
00:06:38She's coming with me.
00:06:40No!
00:06:43Quiet.
00:06:46Have you completely lost your mind?
00:06:49This girl is a stray.
00:06:51She's meant for scrubbing toilets.
00:06:57Alright, look.
00:06:59If you want to keep your job, and you want me to go to New York's finest academic academy, then
00:07:06she's coming with me.
00:07:12Mom, I can't.
00:07:15She's right.
00:07:16Even if she wanted to.
00:07:17I can't afford it.
00:07:20Afford it?
00:07:21Well, that's not a problem in this house, right, Mom?
00:07:28Who do you think you are?
00:07:31Do you think that you can manipulate me?
00:07:35I promise I'll get straight A's.
00:07:41Look, think of it more like, um, like, um, emotional support.
00:07:46Like, uh, therapy, though.
00:07:48The prettier.
00:07:51Fine.
00:07:52But dream on if you think I am paying even a nickel of her tuition.
00:07:59I'll call the principal and arrange a scholarship for her.
00:08:04See?
00:08:05Problem solved.
00:08:11What do you say?
00:08:16You're welcome.
00:08:19Who the hell does he think he is?
00:08:44Hey, are you suicidal?
00:08:46What?
00:08:47Why would you say that?
00:08:49Because, girl, you're going to ruin your social life rolling up on that thing.
00:08:53This is a perfectly serviceable means of transportation.
00:08:57Have some dignity.
00:08:59Get it?
00:09:00No.
00:09:06God help her.
00:09:08Like a lamb, she rides straight to the sun.
00:09:11While he does, I don't turn it off.
00:09:31why should we deal with dancing?
00:09:33Yes, sir.
00:09:38You can find us here.
00:09:39In red, you even better play it!
00:09:39When TJA came into a giant field a village.
00:09:39Then what would you say?
00:09:40I could throw his predatory sources.
00:09:40For each level and a message.
00:09:58Oh my god, he is back, he is back!
00:10:03Who the hell is he?
00:10:05Noah, he is back!
00:10:09Noah is back, oh my god, out of my way, my man is back, Noah, oh my god, back from
00:10:29London, god, you look good, you touch me, Houston, we have a problem.
00:10:37Shit, it's Jackson and his crew.
00:10:42Where is he?
00:10:48Well, if it isn't Noah Windham.
00:10:51You know, I thought you got shipped off to London to work through your daddy issues.
00:10:54Oh, wait, I mean, dang daddy issues.
00:11:03I'll just come here and say that's my face.
00:11:10Oh, wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:11:24Who the hell are you?
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:29Oh, I'm nude. It's my first day.
00:11:32Does this girl actually think she's a student here?
00:11:35Where's her uniform?
00:11:37There's no way she can be a student.
00:11:39I think she's the janitor's law skit.
00:11:43What the hell is wrong with you? I go here. It's just my first day.
00:11:46Oh, it's cute. She thinks she belongs.
00:11:51Someone get her a map.
00:11:52She clearly got lost on the way to a homeless shelter.
00:12:00Do you have a problem?
00:12:01Ooh, it looks like a little miss janitor has a back bulb.
00:12:06Don't you dare lay a finger on Emma.
00:12:08She's the most popular girl at this school.
00:12:12That's right.
00:12:17Don't worry, everybody. She's got a helmet on.
00:12:21I think she'll pull through.
00:12:23Hey.
00:12:24Don't be mean.
00:12:29Come on.
00:12:35God, she's dumb. She actually fell for that?
00:12:38How pathetic.
00:12:40Why would you do that?
00:12:48Girls.
00:12:54Wiggling around like a little worm.
00:12:57I could watch this all day.
00:13:01Did you guys see that?
00:13:02Those sad puppy dog guys staring right back at me.
00:13:05This girl basically thought I was her future husband.
00:13:10Come on. I'll help you for real.
00:13:13You're a big man, huh?
00:13:15Showing off by pushing girls in the town?
00:13:17It's real impressive.
00:13:20What?
00:13:22What about my scooter?
00:13:25Noah, wait!
00:13:26I need to talk to you.
00:13:27No, keep it pushing.
00:13:28Guess Noah likes this girl who's poor and desperate.
00:13:31That stupid broke girl.
00:13:34Please.
00:13:35She looks like she gets dressed out of donation bins.
00:13:40Lily.
00:13:42Oi.
00:13:44Let go of me.
00:13:47What did I tell you?
00:13:49Rolling up to New York's finest institution on the Trashmobile?
00:13:54You didn't think that would have consequences?
00:13:57You know, you're just like those other kids.
00:13:59Stuck up.
00:14:00And a jerk.
00:14:01No, I just saved you from those monsters.
00:14:03No, I just saved you from the Trashmobile.
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:12Maybe.
00:14:13I'm not a very humorous person.
00:14:15All right, class.
00:14:18Winter assignment roll call.
00:14:21Stand face to class and tell us which important family member you interviewed.
00:14:24We are not presenting today, but I'd like to know who made the cut.
00:14:29So, Mr. Lucas, begin.
00:14:35Uh, I interviewed my grandfather.
00:14:39He's the owner of the airline company, Jesuit Airways.
00:14:48I interviewed my mother.
00:14:50Duh.
00:14:51For those of you who don't know, my mother is a senator for the state of New York.
00:15:03Please stand.
00:15:06But I wasn't a student last semester, so...
00:15:10Doesn't matter.
00:15:11Just tell us who you would have interviewed, and that's it.
00:15:20Okay, but I...
00:15:21Let's make this easy.
00:15:22Your mother.
00:15:23That's your mother's profession.
00:15:30Oh no!
00:15:31I can't tell the entire class my mom is a maid!
00:15:49Uh...
00:15:50My mother is...
00:15:52Spit it out!
00:15:53We don't have all of it.
00:15:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:00Her mom's job is classified.
00:16:03It's a donut thing.
00:16:09I got you.
00:16:14Okay, you sit back down, please.
00:16:34Oh my god, that's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
00:16:38Holy shit, she's not bleeding, she's flying.
00:16:41Ew, she can't even afford a tampon.
00:16:45Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:16:50You disgusting piece of shit!
00:17:01You're fucking dead!
00:17:06You're fucking dead!
00:17:11Back off.
00:17:12Well, well, the night is shining on.
00:17:15I'm here to rescue his dumpster diving girlfriend.
00:17:18Hey, that's enough!
00:17:20You guys are acting like children.
00:17:22Gentlemen, this is an elite institution.
00:17:24And I expect better from you.
00:17:26So cool it, and everyone back to your seats now.
00:17:34Better get someone to scrub that seat.
00:17:36Looks like she marked it for life.
00:17:40You!
00:17:46You!
00:17:52Fight!
00:17:53Fight!
00:17:55Fight!
00:17:55Fight!
00:17:57Fight!
00:17:58Fight!
00:18:03Fight!
00:18:04Oh!
00:18:06Oh!
00:18:06Oh!
00:18:06Oh!
00:18:07Oh!
00:18:08Oh!
00:18:09Oh!
00:18:10No!
00:18:14You, you, with me, let's go.
00:18:17Everyone back to your seats!
00:18:23Looks like Noah have a crush in a new dumpster girl.
00:18:28Shut your trap.
00:18:30He's just being nice to her, that's all.
00:18:33There's zero chance he actually likes that scum brat.
00:18:39Actually, I've got an idea.
00:18:42Let's go.
00:18:43Where are we going?
00:18:45I'm gonna check up on that homeless rat.
00:18:52Where is she?
00:18:53Where do you think, airhead?
00:19:21Oh my god.
00:19:23Are you okay?
00:19:25Leave me alone.
00:19:28Well, I saw your accident.
00:19:30It wasn't my accident.
00:19:32Oh, don't worry.
00:19:35It happens to all of us.
00:19:36Right, girls?
00:19:37Mm-hmm.
00:19:39And because we care so much, we just wanted to drop by and help a girl out.
00:19:45Really?
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:53You're gonna need it.
00:20:10Are these enough tampons to clean up your bloody accident?
00:20:14We bought extra because we know you're broke up.
00:20:18Can't afford them.
00:20:24Oh my god.
00:20:26That's 20,000 people watching.
00:20:31Say hello to all your fans.
00:20:37I bet they're dying to see those fake tits of yours.
00:20:49You little shit.
00:20:51This better be your last day at the school or I'll have more surprises waiting for you.
00:20:58You understand?
00:21:02Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:21:08Let's go, girls.
00:21:18Bro, that's her!
00:21:20Yo!
00:21:34Don't touch me.
00:21:37Just get away now.
00:21:39Yeah, I'm just trying to help.
00:21:46I can do it myself.
00:21:51No, go.
00:21:53Stand up.
00:21:55What?
00:21:57Stand up.
00:21:58No.
00:22:01Just listen to me.
00:22:03Stand up.
00:22:07What do you want?
00:22:08What do you want?
00:22:19There.
00:22:21Now, the stain's still there, but nobody can see.
00:22:25Or worse, take pictures.
00:22:28But there's only three more hours of school, so.
00:22:33Oh my god, he's sweet.
00:22:36Who is this boy?
00:22:38Wait.
00:22:44What happened here?
00:22:46Nothing.
00:22:51Noah, you're in some deep shit.
00:22:53You gotta go to the principal's office.
00:23:00Hey.
00:23:04What happened?
00:23:05He didn't hear.
00:23:06He got into a fight with Jackson.
00:23:08He fought with Jackson for me?
00:23:21Mr. Noah!
00:23:22I thought you would've learned your lesson by now.
00:23:25Given your expulsion from this same school just one year ago.
00:23:40However, it seems some things never change.
00:23:44I will not have you making a mockery of this prestigious institution.
00:23:48Do you hear me, young man?
00:23:50I hear you.
00:23:52But you're dead.
00:23:53Wrong.
00:23:54Excuse me.
00:23:55Who's this fool who's making a mockery of your school?
00:23:59Principal Stevens?
00:24:00I think you should go easy on him.
00:24:02It's clear he's still not over his daddy issues.
00:24:04Fuck.
00:24:05You mention my dad one more time.
00:24:06I swear to fucking God I do.
00:24:08Mr. Noah.
00:24:08If you so much as lay a finger on Mr. Jackson,
00:24:11I will have you expelled from this school permanently.
00:24:14Do you understand?
00:24:26Wait, Noah, what's wrong?
00:24:28I just knew you could talk to him.
00:24:30What?
00:24:33I'm such a fool for thinking he was sweet.
00:24:35He's a total jerk.
00:24:49There she is.
00:24:52How's my princess's first day of school?
00:24:55It was great.
00:24:57Well, did you make any new friends?
00:24:59A bunch of them.
00:25:01Miss Lily?
00:25:04You are needed by Noah.
00:25:07Noah?
00:25:09For what?
00:25:10His school uniform needs some ironing.
00:25:23Noah?
00:25:50Well, those are my personal sexy maid.
00:26:04You know, we really ought to update this uniform of yours.
00:26:08You look like I made you just miss your retirement party.
00:26:12And while we're at it, I guess we'll throw in a personality upgrade too.
00:26:19Keep your hands to yourself.
00:26:22Stop talking to me.
00:26:24You see that right there?
00:26:26That's the attitude I like.
00:26:28Gives me flashbacks to when you threw back a little Jackson.
00:26:34Okay, am I missing something?
00:26:37I mean, aren't I the one who's supposed to give you orders?
00:26:40You do work for me, don't you?
00:26:44I don't care!
00:26:46You will respect me!
00:26:48Oh yeah?
00:26:49Yeah!
00:26:58I don't care all of the time.
00:27:16But you didn't see that coming.
00:27:18Who's the two turning off?
00:27:21Yeah, I don't care.
00:27:21I don't care.
00:27:23I don't care.
00:27:23Yeah, I don't care.
00:27:23I don't care.
00:27:23Yeah, it's not good.
00:27:24If you're playing games like that, you're gonna make me watch you, Louie.
00:27:36What?
00:27:39Why isn't it turning on?
00:27:49Need a ride sooner rather?
00:28:02Whoa, hold on there. We're not even there yet.
00:28:06No, I just don't want anyone getting the wrong idea.
00:28:10Wrong idea? What do I look like, an Uber driver?
00:28:14No, I'm gonna take Cinderella up to the front, where everyone can see.
00:28:43Oh my god!
00:28:48Come on!
00:28:49What the fuck?!
00:28:54So, the plot thickens.
00:29:02You!
00:29:04Hey, let me go!
00:29:07Wait...
00:29:08That smell...
00:29:09It's not spaghetti.
00:29:12It's rotten salad.
00:29:18Stop, you evil bitch!
00:29:23God, you look pathetic.
00:29:26Oh, it's funny you call me pathetic when you're the one circling me like a dog.
00:29:30Ooh!
00:29:37God, I'm in.
00:29:38That was good.
00:29:39I like my girls with a little bit of bite.
00:29:42Makes them harder.
00:29:44Harder.
00:29:44To resist.
00:29:46Jackson!
00:29:47Why don't you share your lunch with poor Lily?
00:29:50If you know what I mean.
00:29:52Emma!
00:29:52Do me a favor.
00:29:54Of course.
00:29:55Shut your fucking mouth.
00:29:56And you, you.
00:29:58Let her go.
00:30:00Now.
00:30:01You ticked off!
00:30:02Jackson, what the f-
00:30:03Hey!
00:30:03I said, shut your fucking mouth.
00:30:08You didn't get the memo?
00:30:10Only I have bullying privileges over Lily here.
00:30:15Got it?
00:30:18Now leave.
00:30:27Where do you think you're going?
00:30:28You're not going to leave your savior to eat all alone now, are you?
00:30:32Are you blind?
00:30:34I have to clean the shit off me.
00:30:41Hey.
00:30:42That's why I'm here.
00:30:43Let me help.
00:30:49Here.
00:30:51Eat.
00:30:54I'm good.
00:30:56Can I go now?
00:30:57No.
00:30:59I wanted to ask you something.
00:31:02What?
00:31:04You have a boyfriend.
00:31:06You know, that's none of your business.
00:31:09Well, I'm going to take that as a no.
00:31:11And I have a confession to make.
00:31:14I would absolutely love to be your boyfriend.
00:31:19That's never going to happen.
00:31:21That's never going to happen.
00:31:22So, can you do me a favor and leave me alone?
00:31:27Huh?
00:31:38Wow.
00:31:39How ungrateful.
00:31:40I set you up at the school.
00:31:41This is how you repay me.
00:31:43Okay, come on.
00:31:44Noah, this isn't-
00:31:45Whatever, just come with me.
00:31:46Chill out, buddy.
00:31:47She's having lunch with me.
00:31:48Oh, so you want another black eye?
00:31:52Noah, stop.
00:31:54You're going to get me expelled.
00:31:56If you care about Lily so much, why would you want to hurt her to your boyfriend?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03What?
00:32:05Who's your boyfriend?
00:32:07No.
00:32:08No.
00:32:09I told you I'm not your girlfriend.
00:32:11No.
00:32:12And girl talk, no really means yes.
00:32:14You know that, right?
00:32:16I have had it with you two.
00:32:19Okay, look, I don't know what stupid little boy game you're up to, but I refuse to be a part
00:32:23of it.
00:32:25Oh, no.
00:32:26No.
00:32:36Lily, Art.
00:32:37Don't get away from me!
00:32:43Mind if I join you, sweetie?
00:32:49Listen to me, you dumb little fuck.
00:32:52I don't know who you slept with in order to get a scholarship here, but you're barking up the wrong
00:32:58tree, sister.
00:32:59Oh, I think it's you who's barking up the wrong tree.
00:33:05You're not stealing my man.
00:33:07He may be his little plaything right now, but he'll pump and dump you faster than you can say,
00:33:13but I finally like me.
00:33:15Oh, sweetie, you can have him.
00:33:20And stop being so insecure.
00:33:25It's kinda sad.
00:33:50I don't know why I even let you touch me.
00:33:53Oh, Emma.
00:33:54I love you so much.
00:33:56I'd do anything for you.
00:34:01Anything?
00:34:04Yes.
00:34:06Anything.
00:34:07Perfect.
00:34:16I've got a mission for you, lover boy.
00:34:19Yes.
00:34:20Please.
00:34:21Salve.
00:34:24Nice.
00:34:31I love you.
00:34:37There's a good one.
00:34:39God, you look gorgeous.
00:34:41Oh, thanks.
00:34:43Come on, let's go. You should have a drink.
00:35:32Stop looking at her.
00:35:39Now's the time. Do it.
00:35:50Hey, new kid. Have you had your welcome shot yet?
00:35:55Welcome shot?
00:35:56Drink up.
00:36:05Where's my shot?
00:36:09It's good, huh?
00:36:13How much did you drink, girl?
00:36:15God, she's hammered. Must be a lightweight.
00:36:18Lily, I think you should sit down.
00:36:19Actually, let me help her.
00:36:20Parents have some medicine upstairs. I'll wake her up in a flash.
00:36:23No, I can take care of her.
00:36:24Trust me. I'll go back here in two minutes.
00:36:26Looking normal and relaxed.
00:36:36God, what are you doing?
00:36:38Shut your mouth. We're gonna have some fun.
00:36:41What?
00:36:54You know what? Everybody's gonna watch.
00:37:08You're like playing rough, don't you?
00:37:13Let's get you naked, baby.
00:37:24Do you see it?
00:37:25Olivia, check this out.
00:37:29Oh my God. Is that the new girl?
00:37:32God, she's such a slut.
00:37:34Yeah, she's a fuck-up slut.
00:37:37What the fuck is this?
00:37:40Told you, Noah.
00:37:41That girl is for the streets.
00:37:43Certified hoe.
00:37:45No, I need to go save her. Where is she?
00:37:47Hey, Noah.
00:37:49Let the slut enjoy herself. She clearly wants it.
00:37:52Get the fuck out of my face.
00:37:56You're behind this.
00:37:57Me?
00:37:58What is up with everyone here?
00:38:00That girl is a slut who loves attention.
00:38:02You disgust me.
00:38:17Moving!
00:38:25No!
00:38:27No!
00:38:28Relax.
00:38:29It'll hurt less.
00:38:31Get!
00:38:33No!
00:38:40Oh my God.
00:38:41Lily!
00:38:42Lily, are you okay?
00:38:47I'm coming up.
00:38:49I'm coming up.
00:38:55Lily!
00:38:55Come with me. Let's keep you clean.
00:38:57Step off, man!
00:38:58I'm coming up.
00:39:00Oh my God!
00:39:01I'm coming up.
00:39:02I'm coming up.
00:39:09Oh my God.
00:39:10Stop!
00:39:13No.
00:39:15No.
00:39:17No, no, no.
00:39:18No, no.
00:39:24No.
00:39:25No, no.
00:39:29All right, Lily, come on.
00:39:31Let's get you home.
00:39:32You need to rest.
00:39:34I'm going to touch your muscles right now.
00:39:40Stop.
00:39:41Stop.
00:39:41Lily, get in the car.
00:39:43Let's go.
00:39:51Oh, my God.
00:39:52Why don't we do it in the car right now?
00:39:58You got to cool it, little miss.
00:40:00Let's get you home.
00:40:07Hey, careful.
00:40:09All right, you got to get in.
00:40:11No, I don't want to.
00:40:14There you go.
00:40:16All right, sailor.
00:40:18You got to wake up.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:27Join me.
00:40:34Join me.
00:40:34Come on, you can check this in here.
00:40:46Oh, I've been waiting for you.
00:40:47You've been waiting for a long time.
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50Yeah.
00:40:51Yeah.
00:41:07Oh, no.
00:41:09I can't get caught.
00:41:10Lily?
00:41:14Where have you been?
00:41:16Are you just now getting home from the party?
00:41:19Um, Mom, I, uh, did pass out on the sofa.
00:41:25Sorry.
00:41:27Okay, well, you can't sleep much tomorrow Saturday.
00:41:30You have a full day of work ahead of you.
00:41:32Yes, Mom.
00:41:49No, I have had to deal with not one, but two calls from your principal on your first week of
00:42:00school.
00:42:01Oh, uh, sorry about that.
00:42:03Sorry about that?
00:42:05No, Noah, that's not going to cut it.
00:42:08No!
00:42:11No what?
00:42:19Uh, she was saying that there's no mustard.
00:42:24Mmm, I'll go get it.
00:42:29Noah?
00:42:30Are you going to answer me?
00:42:32Actually, I'm going to go find out about that mustard.
00:42:49You're a bad girl.
00:42:50You sure do love teasing me in front of my mom, don't you?
00:43:00Noah, I'm working.
00:43:06What happened to last night, Lily?
00:43:09She was so fun.
00:43:11God, she was wild.
00:43:14Stop.
00:43:17Noah, what happened last night?
00:43:23Did we?
00:43:24Do it?
00:43:25Oh, yeah, like three times.
00:43:27You are one horny teenager, you know that?
00:43:35I'm joking.
00:43:43Seriously, I don't remember any of it.
00:43:49Well, after the shower, God, tell me you remember the shower.
00:43:53You dragged me to my bed.
00:43:54And then...
00:44:03He threw me onto the bed.
00:44:07He got all naked himself.
00:44:20And then he said,
00:44:23I'm all yours.
00:44:38Okay, stop.
00:44:40Stop.
00:44:40I don't want to hear any more details.
00:44:44Oh, Lily.
00:44:46You silly, silly girl.
00:44:48I'd definitely do that, Lily.
00:44:51I don't know.
00:44:55You silly, silly girl.
00:44:58I definitely didn't have it.
00:45:00Wait, no.
00:45:02No, come.
00:45:03Come inside.
00:45:05Would you come join me?
00:45:07No, not tonight.
00:45:09Wait.
00:45:10Oh, why not?
00:45:13Because I don't want you to do anything you're going to regret in the morning.
00:45:16No.
00:45:17All right?
00:45:32Once Noah sees me in this dress, he'll forget all about that stupid homeless girl.
00:45:48Oh, my freaking God.
00:45:51You've got to be kidding me.
00:45:53Lily is a maid for Noah's family?
00:45:59Lily is a maid for Noah's family?
00:46:03What's your mother's profession?
00:46:05What's your mother's profession?
00:46:11I'm going to explode this bitch.
00:46:19Hey, Jackson.
00:46:20Dance party happening at Noah's.
00:46:22Right now, are you coming?
00:46:23Nope.
00:46:24See ya.
00:46:24Wait!
00:46:25Your little orphan girl is going to be there.
00:46:28Lily?
00:46:29Yep.
00:46:30Oh, I'm there.
00:46:32Oh, I'm there.
00:46:51Noah, you can't do that.
00:46:54I don't want you to do this.
00:46:55You're not going to be a maid in this house anymore.
00:46:58You're my girl now.
00:47:02Um, Noah, just because we did it, it doesn't mean that there's anything between us.
00:47:11Um, yeah, nothing happened.
00:47:15What do you mean?
00:47:17We didn't have sex.
00:47:18I tucked you in and you fell asleep.
00:47:28But, we'll be both doing it right here and now.
00:47:37What is it, Pierre?
00:47:39Mrs. Windham, your son has come.
00:47:42Mrs. Windham, you look so beautiful and elegant.
00:47:46Cut to the chase, my dear.
00:47:48Of course.
00:47:50We heard Noah was feeling a little down about his first week at school, so we just wanted
00:47:57to stop by.
00:47:58Go ahead.
00:47:59He's in the game room.
00:48:00And Lily?
00:48:03I don't know.
00:48:04She's cleaning the game room?
00:48:06What do you mean?
00:48:08Cleaning?
00:48:09Of course.
00:48:10She's the maid.
00:48:15Oh, my God.
00:48:17Lily's a maid?
00:48:18That's like the saddest thing I've ever heard.
00:48:21I don't believe it.
00:48:22No way.
00:48:23Well, why don't we go find out?
00:48:29So, what do you say?
00:48:32Not in your wildest dreams.
00:48:34Noah!
00:48:35Lily!
00:48:36Open up!
00:48:38Emma?
00:48:39What the fuck?
00:48:40What is Emma doing here?
00:48:42I know you two are in there!
00:48:43No, okay.
00:48:45She cannot find out that I'm a maid.
00:48:46Okay, don't worry.
00:48:47I'm...
00:48:49There, behind the sofa.
00:48:50I'll take care of this.
00:48:52Okay.
00:49:07Noah, thank you for welcoming us into your home.
00:49:17Where is she?
00:49:19What?
00:49:21Your little maid, Lily.
00:49:24Lily?
00:49:25A maid?
00:49:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:49:29Stop your little act.
00:49:30We all know your mother told us.
00:49:34Okay, can you guys just please get out?
00:49:47I think I smell something.
00:49:50Garbage smelling.
00:50:00Look what we have here.
00:50:07Look what we have here.
00:50:08Turns out, she's not just a poor girl.
00:50:12It's worse.
00:50:13She's a maid.
00:50:15How the hell can a maid even afford her a school?
00:50:17It's like...
00:50:20Come on, Lily.
00:50:21You can tell us the truth.
00:50:23Who did you sleep with in order to get into our school?
00:50:26You want to know the truth?
00:50:28Fine.
00:50:29Here's the truth.
00:50:30Amigos!
00:50:31Look, I have to admit, the truth is a little embarrassing.
00:50:36You see, you caught us in the middle of role-playing.
00:50:41It's a sexual fantasy.
00:50:44What?
00:50:45Yeah, duh, it's my kink.
00:50:49It's just so embarrassing.
00:50:52I mean, after all, she is my girlfriend, after all.
00:51:01This is bullshit!
00:51:05Sweetie?
00:51:07Lily.
00:51:10My baby.
00:51:20Oh, my God.
00:51:22You're her mother?
00:51:24You're Lily's mom?
00:51:25That's why you're calling her sweetie and baby?
00:51:28You're Lily's classmates.
00:51:29Duh.
00:51:31Guys, it all makes sense now.
00:51:34Lily is a maid because her mom is also a maid!
00:51:38I can't let my daughter down.
00:51:41This young lady is not my daughter.
00:51:47You're lying.
00:51:48All right, that's it.
00:51:50You are officially banned from the game room.
00:51:52Get out!
00:51:57When we at least still party here.
00:52:26I left my mother down.
00:52:28How could I?
00:52:31Man, you really gotta step up your lying game.
00:52:39Because right now, even Noah's hamster knows your lying.
00:52:42And that's bad.
00:52:44Out of all the places you could sit, you choose to sit here and bother me.
00:52:50I know you weren't role-playing.
00:52:55You shouldn't have died who you really are.
00:53:05You should be proud of who you are and the work you do.
00:53:09Do you think any of these dipshits here have ever worked a day in their life?
00:53:12They're babies.
00:53:14If not you, you're the real boss.
00:53:17And so is your mom.
00:53:20Come on.
00:53:21Don't leave me hanging.
00:53:29All right, yeah, you're fine.
00:53:31I'll get the fuck out of my house.
00:53:37Sounds good, buddy.
00:53:38Thanks for the hospitality.
00:53:48Why the hell did you look at him like that?
00:53:51You shouldn't treat him like that.
00:53:53Oh, okay.
00:53:53So you're going to defend the guy who made your life miserable for the last week?
00:54:16Mom.
00:54:20Sweetie, were you okay?
00:54:24Mom.
00:54:24I am so sorry, Mom.
00:54:27I should have never denied you.
00:54:29God, I'm such a terrible daughter.
00:54:31My baby, it's for the best.
00:54:33Your reputation is very important.
00:54:35We have to focus on your future.
00:54:37It's best that no one knows.
00:54:40Breathe.
00:54:41Will you forgive me?
00:54:43Nonsense.
00:54:44There's nothing to forgive.
00:54:46Now, I want to show you something that I got for you.
00:54:51Ah.
00:54:56Open it.
00:55:06Mom.
00:55:08You're really?
00:55:10Mom, but how much did this cost you?
00:55:13I don't want you to think about that.
00:55:15I just want you to be happy in your school.
00:55:20You.
00:55:21Mom.
00:55:21Go.
00:55:23Go dance.
00:56:05Hey girls, what's that expression?
00:56:08Even if you put a uniform on a pig, a pig is still a pig.
00:56:11Excuse me, you're in my way.
00:56:14Hey, just because you stole that uniform from the gyms lost and found doesn't mean you deserve to go here.
00:56:20Okay?
00:56:22I know.
00:56:24If you're embarrassed, we caught you red-handed at your day job.
00:56:28A maid.
00:56:29This girl's a maid.
00:56:32Get out of my way.
00:56:38Girls, I hear maids are really good at getting tough stains out, right?
00:56:57But hey guys, there's more.
00:57:00Olivia, where's the sign?
00:57:13Step right up, students of Harrington Academy.
00:57:17Class is in session and it's show and tell.
00:57:20And boy, do we have quite the specimen for you.
00:57:24Hey, Olivia, Mads.
00:57:27Tell me, today's open house.
00:57:30All the parents are coming today, right?
00:57:32Yes.
00:57:34Wonderful.
00:57:35That means the entire school gets to find out who is really Lily's mom.
00:57:45She's not coming.
00:57:47She's not coming.
00:57:49How?
00:57:50She can't be that busy.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:53Emma's mom is the state senator and even she can make it.
00:57:56Girls, Lily is right.
00:57:59It kind of does make sense.
00:58:01Her mom is a maid.
00:58:04Maids only live to clean.
00:58:06That's it.
00:58:07Of course they're busy.
00:58:10Get your hands off her.
00:58:11Now.
00:58:19I'm so sorry.
00:58:22I need to get something.
00:58:27If anyone lays another hand on Lily or spreads even one false rumor, I will find you and
00:58:34I will destroy you.
00:58:38Done?
00:58:43What are you going to do, Emma?
00:58:45I think you have no shot.
00:58:46It looks like Noah really likes her.
00:58:49I should wash your mouth out with soap.
00:58:52There's zero chance he really likes her.
00:58:55Plus, not after would I have cooked up for this evening.
00:58:58What are you going to do to her?
00:59:00We'll see.
00:59:21We'll see.
00:59:21Excuse.
00:59:23I'll be right back.
00:59:29Excuse me.
00:59:31Is this the Noah Windham mansion?
00:59:33Yes.
00:59:33This is Windham residence.
00:59:35We have an emergency.
00:59:37It's Lily.
00:59:37She's been in a serious accident at school.
00:59:40She may not make it.
00:59:41Please tell her mother to get here to the school library ASAP.
00:59:44Hurry.
00:59:45Hurry.
00:59:46Hurry.
00:59:47Hurry.
00:59:48Hurry.
00:59:50Hurry.
00:59:57Students, parents, faculty, it is my great honor to introduce the new school year at Harrington
01:00:04Academy with this warm, wonderful open house.
01:00:09I would like...
01:00:10Help!
01:00:11Help, please!
01:00:12Where?
01:00:12Oh, here.
01:00:13Take the plate.
01:00:14I'm done with this.
01:00:16Has anyone seen my daughter?
01:00:18Can anybody help me, please?
01:00:19Is she okay?
01:00:21Now, I don't think your daughter is here.
01:00:24This is an elite institution.
01:00:26My daughter goes to this academy.
01:00:28What are you talking about?
01:00:29Wait.
01:00:31Haven't I seen you at Noah's mansion?
01:00:35You're the maid!
01:00:36You mean, your daughter is at the school?
01:00:40What's your name?
01:00:44Mom?
01:00:51Mom!
01:00:52Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:53Sorry.
01:00:54Sorry.
01:00:55Sorry.
01:00:56Oh, my God.
01:01:01Oh, my God.
01:01:04Her mother is a maid.
01:01:08She lied all along.
01:01:09Mommy, are you okay?
01:01:11Are you hurt?
01:01:11Are you all right?
01:01:12Well, yeah, Mom.
01:01:13I'm fine.
01:01:14But, uh, why are you here?
01:01:17Liar!
01:01:18Liar!
01:01:20Liar!
01:01:21Liar!
01:01:22Liar!
01:01:22Liar!
01:01:23Stop!
01:01:24Stop!
01:01:24All of you, just stop!
01:01:25There's a misunderstanding.
01:01:26This young girl, she's...
01:01:28No!
01:01:32There's a misunderstanding.
01:01:33No!
01:01:33Girl, she's...
01:01:34No.
01:01:35Okay, Mom.
01:01:36Mom.
01:01:37Mom, we're running, okay?
01:01:38Mom?
01:01:45Everyone?
01:01:47This woman you see right here.
01:01:51Take a good look.
01:01:52This is my mother.
01:01:54Hey, she's not just any mother.
01:01:56She is the best mother in the entire world.
01:02:02She is one of the most hard-working, most loving, most self-sacrificing person you'll ever meet.
01:02:13And I'm honored to even consider her my mom.
01:02:21I love her.
01:02:39Lily is the most perfect girl I've ever met.
01:02:43I have to make her mine.
01:02:53Sorry.
01:02:56She's the most perfect girl I've ever met.
01:03:02Shhh!
01:03:11again no i didn't mean to trip you it was an accident trust me it was an accident
01:03:20i just came to find you because i was wowed by your words earlier who are you and where
01:03:25have you been my whole life are you trolling me no in all seriousness
01:03:32i want to say a couple things yeah i want to apologize for treating you so badly
01:03:40you didn't deserve that and i'm sorry
01:03:45and and
01:03:50i was wondering if you would go out with me
01:03:57wait jackson i'm sorry i i can't
01:04:01it's because of noah
01:04:06please just give me a chance okay doesn't have to be right now i'm a patient guy
01:04:14you like chocolate let's go to my new machine i'm a treat okay but only chocolate i don't
01:04:21have all day
01:04:48i'm
01:04:52What do you want?
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:57And I wanted to stop talking man.
01:04:59Ew.
01:05:01Like dumb.
01:05:03Jackson.
01:05:05You see someone's getting jealous.
01:05:09I just want you all to listen.
01:05:12Yeah.
01:05:47I just want you all to listen.
01:05:49I just want you all to listen.
01:06:19I just want you all to listen.
01:06:23Noah?
01:06:24Noah, are you in there?
01:06:26Hi.
01:06:32Noah?
01:06:36I heard what happened at your school's open house.
01:06:39Oh, yeah.
01:06:40What happened?
01:06:41That shameless mother-daughter maid duo threw a pity birdie.
01:06:47Careful.
01:06:47Don't badmouth them.
01:06:49Noah, you are being awfully nice to that lily girl.
01:06:54If I find out there's something happening between the two of you, I will ship you out of this house
01:07:00in a flash.
01:07:01And this time it won't be someplace nice like London.
01:07:05Russia.
01:07:10What's that?
01:07:17What?
01:07:18That.
01:07:22What have I told you about not using coasters?
01:07:32Oh, you almost beat your pants.
01:07:35Not funny.
01:07:37Bye-bye, mother boy.
01:07:39Oh, hey.
01:07:40Where are you going?
01:08:06It's my first time.
01:08:07It's my first time.
01:08:08Until you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you
01:08:14say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you
01:08:14say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you
01:08:17say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you
01:08:18say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you
01:08:19say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you
01:08:20say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you say, you
01:08:22say, you say, you say, you say, you
01:08:41Here.
01:08:46A homecoming?
01:08:48Yup.
01:08:49And you're my date.
01:08:59What?
01:09:01I can't go.
01:09:04What?
01:09:04Why?
01:09:05I just can't afford a dress.
01:09:09Nonsense.
01:09:10Here.
01:09:11Meet me up to class, room 207.
01:09:31Oh my god.
01:09:35What?
01:09:40Oh my god.
01:09:56You like it?
01:10:05It's Italian.
01:10:06It's so nice.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:09Oh wow.
01:10:12It's gorgeous.
01:10:16But this must have cost you tens and thousands of dollars.
01:10:22Meet me with every single camera.
01:10:25I don't know.
01:10:29Love you.
01:10:59No.
01:11:00No.
01:11:01No.
01:11:01This can't be.
01:11:02There is absolutely zero chance my son would be interested in a homeless rag like Lily.
01:11:11But how did she afford that dress?
01:11:17I'll check Noah's bank account.
01:11:19That'll clear it up.
01:11:23Oh my god.
01:11:25Oh my god.
01:11:25I know the same thing.
01:11:26I know the same thing.
01:11:26It's gonna get him down at a time.
01:11:47You!
01:11:49I didn't do anything!
01:11:52This is all your slut-faced charity case daughter's fault!
01:11:59No! I wonder what you mean!
01:12:00Ow! My leg!
01:12:03Your daughter just made the worst mistake of your life.
01:12:10No son of mine will ever date the daughter of a maid.
01:12:17Never!
01:12:47Oh my god.
01:12:50I don't know what she said.
01:12:52Look at this big tub!
01:12:59Oh my god.
01:13:06You look so gorgeous!
01:13:07Do you think she will leave you for the homecoming queen?
01:13:11Shut up, both of you.
01:13:14First she wants to steal my man,
01:13:16and now she wants to try and take my spot as homecoming queen?
01:13:20Well, girls, I guarantee you both of those things are not going to happen.
01:13:47Hello?
01:13:54Jackson.
01:13:59Sorry, am I interrupting something here?
01:14:03I don't know, Noah.
01:14:04I just wanted to tell you.
01:14:07We were extremely happy.
01:14:14Don't worry about him.
01:14:17Tonight's about us.
01:14:19Okay?
01:14:21Come on.
01:14:33All right, everyone.
01:14:35Wow.
01:14:36It's that special time of the night.
01:14:37We will renounce our homecoming king and queen.
01:14:45This year's homecoming king is...
01:14:55Noah Quintin.
01:15:09Noah Quintin.
01:15:11And this year's homecoming queen is...
01:15:26Emma Chancellor.
01:15:33Oh, wait.
01:15:35Sorry.
01:15:37It's not Emma Chancellor.
01:15:41It's Lily Cam.
01:15:45It's Lily Cam.
01:15:54What?
01:15:56Oh, what?
01:15:57Oh, what?
01:16:03No!
01:16:06Oh, man!
01:16:14You're not in Titus.
01:16:19No!
01:16:19No!
01:16:20No!
01:16:39Give me the microphone.
01:16:42Shut off the music.
01:16:44Shut it off.
01:16:45Shut it off now.
01:16:52You cheap whore.
01:16:56You think you can ruin my life, my son's life, with your seductive lies and manipulation?
01:17:05Pump, stop it.
01:17:06Get out of here.
01:17:07No.
01:17:08I need everyone to know what happened here.
01:17:15This girl has stolen $10,000 from my bank account to buy this dress.
01:17:24Wait, that's not true.
01:17:26Shut it.
01:17:29I got you a scholarship to this school.
01:17:34Your mother a job.
01:17:36A place to stay that you could only ever dream of.
01:17:41And this is how you repay me.
01:17:44This is what I'm not just going to roll over and let you destroy me and my family.
01:17:51You are done at this school.
01:17:54I've already canceled your scholarship.
01:17:58And your mother.
01:18:02I beg you.
01:18:04Keep my mother out of it.
01:18:06It doesn't have to be over.
01:18:07Oh, your mom's tired.
01:18:11Oh, where do you think you're going?
01:18:13I am not done with you yet.
01:18:17You still owe me one more thing.
01:18:20The dress and the shoes.
01:18:21Take them off.
01:18:24Right now.
01:18:28Give it back.
01:18:30Give it back.
01:18:32Give it back.
01:18:34Give it back.
01:18:36Give it back.
01:18:38Give it back.
01:18:41Three.
01:18:43Two.
01:18:45One.
01:18:52One.
01:19:04Two.
01:19:05Two.
01:19:07Two.
01:19:19Four.
01:19:31You fucking idiot! How could you let that happen?
01:19:43Finally, there's some justice around here.
01:19:48Hold up! Hold up!
01:19:53Go!
01:19:54Go!
01:19:55No, I'm not gonna let you go!
01:19:56Stop! Are you blind?
01:19:59I can't see what's going on.
01:20:02We could never be together. Ever.
01:20:06We don't want the same world.
01:20:09And it will never be like that.
01:20:11No matter what, would you have to bother me?
01:20:15When I tried to get into my life, I was fine without you!
01:20:18No!
01:20:19You ruined everything!
01:20:30You ruined everything!
01:20:34You ruined everything!
01:21:05I'm not gonna let you go!
01:21:14I'm not gonna let you go!
01:21:16I'm not gonna let you go!
01:21:24I'm not gonna let you go!
01:21:31I'm not gonna let you go!
01:21:35I'm not gonna let you go!
01:21:40I'm not gonna let you go!
01:22:10I'm not gonna let you go!
01:22:16I'm not gonna let you go!
01:22:29I'm not gonna let you go!
01:22:31I think I know where to find her.
01:22:33Go on.
01:22:33Go on.
01:22:34Go on.
01:22:38Go on.
01:22:39Go on.
01:22:54Go on!
01:22:55Hey, Sweet Cheeks!
01:23:01my table's dirty
01:23:03why don't you come give it a little rub down
01:23:09hey
01:23:19looks like he misses
01:23:29god damn you look good baby
01:23:31you look good
01:23:32how about a lap dance baby
01:23:33I'll give you the biggest tips you ever got
01:23:35let go of me
01:23:37Vic, grab her
01:23:40no
01:23:41just like no one's around
01:23:42we got a little sex kit and all of ourselves
01:23:44let go of me, stop
01:23:47butter coat
01:23:51let go
01:23:56let go
01:23:59let go
01:23:59let go
01:24:03let go
01:24:12drop down
01:24:13drop down
01:24:19hey Jeff
01:24:19how about we show this gentleman the door
01:24:22great idea bro
01:24:26awesome
01:24:29what
01:24:30what
01:24:49thanks for helping me guys
01:24:52truly
01:24:52leave
01:24:54but uh
01:24:54my boss wants me to close the diner for the day
01:24:57don't worry about the coffers
01:24:58it's on the house
01:24:59hey
01:25:04we have good news
01:25:08what
01:25:09you've been reinstated back in school
01:25:16what
01:25:16what
01:25:17what are you talking about
01:25:21what
01:25:26what
01:25:36what
01:25:37what
01:25:39what
01:25:40what
01:25:41what
01:25:42what
01:25:42to fix your grades.
01:25:45Isn't that right, Noah?
01:25:51But...
01:25:52We'll make Shirley move on the right time.
01:25:55She'll be in state, Lily. Not for a full run.
01:25:58What do you say?
01:26:00Huh?
01:26:02Yes!
01:26:04You mean...
01:26:05Yup. You're expected back at school tomorrow morning.
01:26:09Oh...
01:26:12My God, uh...
01:26:14Thank you?
01:26:15Noah.
01:26:35What?!
01:26:37No, what do you think I am?
01:26:39Isn't that some kind of toy that you'd love to share?
01:26:42No.
01:26:48You two belong together.
01:26:52As for me, you can always take me as a brother.
01:26:55Always be a one-man.
01:26:57I'll get you two ludes since tomorrow morning.
01:27:03I'm so sorry, Lily.
01:27:07I was an idiot, but I promise I will defend you.
01:27:11Treat you like the princess you are.
01:27:18Oh, Noah.
01:27:21Are you ready for your big return?
01:27:23Absolutely.
01:27:25Absolutely.
01:27:28Yes!
01:27:29Yes!
01:27:31Yes!
01:27:32Yes!
01:27:35Yes!
01:27:36Yes!
01:27:37Yes!
01:27:38Yes!
01:27:46Yes!
01:27:59Girls, I thought this slimeball ho-bag was kicked out for good.
01:28:09You're in my way.
01:28:11Now move.
01:28:12Looks like I'm going to have to kick your ass out of here myself.
01:28:22It looks like you're all Lily here to polish me.
01:28:26Get off of me!
01:28:30Oh my God, Lily, you're such a badass.
01:28:34Hey, Lily, I'm throwing a party this Friday night.
01:28:37You want to come?
01:28:38Lily, I'm so sorry about Emma.
01:28:41She forced us to treat you like that.
01:28:44Yeah, it was all her fault.
01:28:48Please forgive us.
01:28:50We'd love to be a friend.
01:28:59No!
01:28:59No!
01:29:02No!
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