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00:20Do you know how I'm on it?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:30Keep going.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:13What is that?
01:39What is that?
02:13You can do it.
02:15I know.
02:16I know.
02:17I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:33Can you?
03:08I can do this.
03:09I can do this.
03:09And I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow.
03:12But.
03:13But.
03:13But I can't meet right now.
03:15Because I have my first songwriting session with Justin.
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said.
03:21And you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:31Are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:40Okay.
03:40Anyway.
03:41It's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute.
03:43But I got one.
03:44So I have to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish.
03:47Sure.
03:49Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:58No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project Loverboy.
04:10And you are on the road to getting laid.
04:13Excuse me.
04:14That's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:31I'm so nervous.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45And by the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, Coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20Yeah.
05:20No!
05:21I win.
05:22Ian De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:26She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person.
05:29And girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Man, you sell his cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Ha!
05:38Zoe!
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:44This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49And your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, carport, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DM'd my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:19Trust me, no amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why, uh, Taco Shock is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached, just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:31He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Jeez.
06:35No.
06:37You seriously did?
06:41Think he's coming back for that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have, it's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempts.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That might be fine.
07:40Okay, uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:49Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, the guitar, kind of like a George Harrison vibe,
08:02right?
08:02Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals, like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry, but the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't
08:14see you, and the cello's like, hey, I see you, I'm into you, you know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:29Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:34Mess around with it a bit?
08:35Yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, we think my life's about to change, hence, Eric, therefore.
08:53You're reading for the life changing?
08:55Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Sprague U theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08Yeah, it is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:10It's, it's, it's, his agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and
09:15TV work in L.A., like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:19Everything.
09:21What happened in Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduate.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan?
09:36Maybe I have different plans.
09:39It's, it's just, I mean, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but I don't.
09:56And you can select.
09:56I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:02Okay, and what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd uproar all this.
10:12Whoa.
10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:16And then, look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:42Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Blue-baroo.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59I fixed it.
11:00Freshman knew you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I love that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my Blue-baroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually, I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
11:24doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Weldon's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for, wait for it, minimum wage.
11:43Damn.
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded, you know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door.
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:06All right.
12:08All right.
12:08All right.
12:23Garrett?
12:25Garrett!
12:27I'm not sure how cherry pie is going to do to those.
12:31Oh, my God!
12:32Sweet cherry pie!
12:35Sweet cherry pie!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know, I plan these sessions for you, and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or...
12:48God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:56Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:10I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what exactly?
13:12Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh my God, please, stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now.
13:24And you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:25Wait.
13:27Oh.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:36Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:39Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay.
13:46He believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:57I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hmm.
14:01Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:15Just, uh, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:19Uh, Justin has some thoughts about the song.
14:25All right, well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything, okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:42Sailing as the ego shatters
14:45In a cold and lonely world
14:49Alone enough for me to ask this
14:51Alone enough to feel the heart
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre
14:58actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the corner response.
15:02Like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello, pain
15:10Sinking into your
15:12Yellow, yellow eyes
15:15Yellow, yellow
15:17And then your cello pop?
15:22Yellow, yellow
15:24Mm-hmm
15:26Mm-hmm
15:28Yellow, yellow
15:31Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody. I just, um...
15:37just gave it words.
15:39Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45I mean, I thought you would. I'm just...
15:46I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Shit, sorry.
15:56Do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air,
16:02it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or trees rustling.
16:08Or there's ceramic clinking them alone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:11Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:14And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix
16:18and I'm trying to change things up.
16:20Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Van Nett...
16:22Like Billie Eilish and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:25Like...
16:25Yeah.
16:28Let me, um, send you this file and we can riff on it.
16:32Okay.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:36All right.
16:39Hey.
16:41Safe.
16:46Um...
16:46Uh...
16:47Let me actually just...
16:49Shit, it's, um...
16:51It's 7.30.
16:51I've got to...
16:52I've got to go.
16:55Okay.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Yeah.
16:57No problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Okay.
17:00Cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:05Yeah.
17:11Fuck.
17:20Got a lot of friends that I can't escape.
17:22Sleeping in my head like a motel sticks.
17:24Hold it all together with a little duct tape.
17:27It bends, it breaks, got a lot of dreams.
17:29Well done, die.
17:30Ping-pong, tip-drop.
17:31Oh, my, my.
17:32The TV's on but the noise is white.
17:34What am I doing now?
17:35God, can I catch my breath?
17:37Not even for a second
17:40Chasing Santa in the woods
17:43And I obsess
17:45I slow dreams with attention
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared
17:53For a second
17:56I don't feel insane
17:58Come medicate me
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah
18:02I've been counting sheep
18:03I look perfect on the surface
18:06Spot a nightmare underneath
18:08I've got anger problems
18:10I say things that I don't mean
18:12Some people pay for therapy
18:14I find it in the sheets
18:26Hey, let me send you this file
18:27And we can riff on it
18:29Uh, we could
18:32Or
18:34Or
18:36Baby, don't make me spell it out for you
18:40All of the feelings that I've got for you
18:44Can't be a dream but I can try for you
18:48Baby, don't make me spell it out for you
18:51You keep on asking me the same questions
18:54Why?
18:56I think I'm guessing all my intentions
18:59You know by the way I use my compressions
19:03You got the answers to my confessions
19:06It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender
19:12An emotional sexual bender
19:16Messing up, yeah, no one does it better
19:20There's nothing better
19:23That's just the way you make me feel
19:40That's just the way you make me feel
19:43What do you want, Wellesie?
19:46Wellesie?
19:48Wellesie
19:51Sorry, yes?
19:52What?
19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing
19:56I'm so screwed if I get them
19:58No, you're not
19:59You know everything on these cards
20:01I promise
20:04What if I forget or something, you know?
20:05I've been told her
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:08Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11Coming at you, okay?
20:13What would you do?
20:14Skate away
20:17Hockey's easy
20:19Okay, well, if you forget
20:21Just look at me
20:22Okay, convince me
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard
20:54Shit
20:55Shit
20:56Okay
20:57Mr. Graham
20:58Your topic is ghosting
21:01Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral
21:15Uh, because it is like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally
21:25I forgot this
21:31Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal
21:35But Kierkegaard would say
21:38Not only is it harmful to the victim
21:42It is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts
21:52Kierkegaard believed that as individuals
21:55We have a shared moral responsibility
21:57To be honest
22:00Based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life
22:07Without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity
22:12Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage
22:16Despair over strength
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said
22:24Once you label me, you fucking negate me
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing
22:39We did it! A fucking B!
22:41Plus! Don't forget the plus!
22:43B plus!
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter
22:46Thanks to you
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench
23:01Shit, I think Justin saw me
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy
23:11He's walking away now
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing
23:18I think he's on my Justin Cole playlist
23:20You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse
23:23Are we talking like songs that remind you of him
23:27Or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
23:38Hard
23:38That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on
23:42Okay, I know
23:45Oh my god
23:46He wants to know if I'm good
23:49What should I say? Am I good?
23:50Nope
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond
23:53Say nothing
23:53What?
23:55Hey, fangirl
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy
23:58Ghost his ass
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument
24:02About how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade
24:06This is to get you the guy
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do
24:14Alright, well then you're stuck with me
24:16Because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17And, uh, oh shit
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin
24:27You are going to put your phone away
24:30And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
24:32Tonight?
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No
24:34Okay, so you're coming
24:35To Malone's?
24:36Yes
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:41Hell yeah, I do
24:42We're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45And the rest of the team
24:46And you
24:47If you're free
24:48Maybe
24:50Oh
24:53Oh, my slut top
24:56Take it
24:56From my boobs to yours
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in
25:01Stay in
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year
25:05When you sprained your ankle
25:06You bedazzled your boot
25:07Yeah
25:08Still a little
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent
25:15And he got all like
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah
25:19No, I got an agent
25:21Yay
25:21Oh, my God
25:22You let me go on about my shit
25:24When you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything
25:27Every fucking thing
25:28No, yeah
25:29It like is everything
25:31Right?
25:34You're the best
25:35I love you
25:36I love you too
25:39Okay, screw him
25:41You're coming out with me
25:42And we're celebrating you
25:45I don't know
25:46It's karaoke night
25:47You really going to rob the people of your talent?
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:08Woo!
26:09Yeah
26:10She's really going at it
26:12The stage is our happy place
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please
26:17Save us from Adele Dazeem up there
26:21Who's in your bed?
26:23Who's in your bed?
26:27Woo!
26:27Well, Z
26:28What you singing?
26:30Nothing
26:30Come on
26:31It's karaoke
26:31Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun
26:34I'm sober, too
26:34Game tomorrow
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know
26:37You guys will pull me up or something
26:39I'm good
26:40Thanks
26:41All right
26:42Baby, what's my sin?
26:44Never quit
26:44I follow through
26:45I hate mess, but I love you
26:47What to do with my impromptu
26:50Baby
26:51So be wise
26:52Cause this girl's satisfied
26:55You know, you don't have to be
26:57Sober if you don't want to be
26:59Yeah, well, I don't
27:00Drink it public
27:01No, I know
27:03But do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drink
27:09I told Ali I'd
27:11I will look after Ali
27:11She's a no-filter drunk
27:13Gotta rein her in
27:14I can handle it
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life
27:21I got you, Mosey
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah
27:28Yeah, I do
27:34Okay
27:34Uh, I will have a drink
27:37A drink, drink
27:38And what is your drink, drink of choice?
27:41I don't know
27:42Well, that is a fun problem to solve
28:05I think we found you drink, drink
28:08Yummy
28:11He thought I would outgrow acting
28:13Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line
28:17John Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
28:20I know he's the bad man
28:23I'm like, I get it
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream
28:30But I do love him
28:31You know?
28:32And
28:32And I know he loves me
28:35And
28:36Like
28:37We're supposed to be together
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times
28:46It's like
28:47Insane
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:50That we keep getting back together
28:55My mom always used to tell me
28:56Never give up on love
28:59Well, that and love your body
29:01Which
29:01I do
29:02My mom said the same thing
29:04Oh my god, really?
29:07Wait
29:08Hold on
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:14Hang in there, girl
29:17G-Lo?
29:29Maverick
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know
29:34Yeah, no, I heard
29:35Along with
29:36The rest of the ladies' room
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
29:39Okay
29:40This is supposed to be
29:41Like a sacred space
29:42Who the hell hooks up
29:44In the ladies' bathroom, anyway?
29:45Sorry
29:46Not you
29:47You're a sweetheart
29:48And you're disgusting
29:55Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred dollar bills
30:00And it kills and it thrills
30:01Like the horns on my super auto grill
30:04And I fire the barred up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down
30:09And this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:20No way
30:23No way
30:43I'm gonna tell them at first
30:43But I can see it now
30:44Yeah
30:45Sure
30:51Hey
30:52Hey
30:52You fixed my car
30:55You fixed my car
30:58You have a car?
30:59No
31:00I had a car
31:01Great car
31:02I'm buying you a very special
31:05Thank you drink
31:12Okay, you're gonna love it
31:13Hannah has discovered
31:15The piña colada tonight
31:17I only had one
31:18Or four
31:20Is that what I'm doing, too?
31:22Nope
31:25Okay, for my mechanic
31:27I call this the blue room
31:29See?
31:29Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
31:31That might actually be wiper fluid
31:33It's mostly blue curacao
31:35With a secret ingredient
31:38Or blue curacao
31:39Oh
31:40I'm so excited
31:41I can't believe that
31:43Hey, G
31:43What's up?
31:44Brought you something
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched
31:49I know
31:50Nebo babies have feelings, too
31:51Sorry, I was an asshole
31:53You're always an asshole
31:54Fair
31:55Here goes
32:00Everybody's on it
32:00Save a hole
32:02This is pretty good
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them
32:08They want my dad
32:09Wait, you guys should just do it together
32:11I mean, look at you
32:13Best friends
32:14All right, maybe we'll slow down on the pina coladas a little
32:16No, I mean it
32:17Screw your dad
32:18Do it with Logan
32:19You could be teammates
32:22Spotting each other at the gym
32:25Or besties
32:26Wingmanning each other at the bar
32:28Besties
32:28Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk
32:31And you're brilliant
32:32And I'm brilliant, too
32:34It's not a bad idea
32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity
32:37Yeah, you do
32:38I mean, seriously
32:39Nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck has been
32:42Okay?
32:43What's better
32:44Than two
32:46Hot young hockey players
32:48Three
32:49Hot young hockey players?
32:51Yeah!
32:54Hannah Wells
32:56You're up, bitch
32:58All right, hold on
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song
33:13Oh, shit, girl
33:15You know this one?
33:16Yeah
33:19She's my cherry pie
33:21Cold drink of water
33:22Such a sweet surprise
33:24Tastes so good
33:25Like a homemade pie
33:27Sweet cherry pie
33:31Sweet cherry pie
33:34Woo!
33:34Woo!
33:35Woo!
33:37Listen
33:40Swinging on the front porch
33:42Swinging on the front porch
33:43Swinging on the front porch
33:43Swinging on the front porch
33:43Swinging what we want
33:44Cause there ain't nobody home
33:46Swinging to the left
33:47And swinging to the right
33:48Think about hockey
33:50I'll swing on the back
33:51Yeah
33:54Come on
33:57Swinging in the living room
33:58Swinging in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do
34:01Cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:02Swinging in the back
34:04She wanted me to beat her
34:05So I mixed up the batter
34:06And she'll eat the beat her
34:08I scream, you scream me
34:09I'll scream
34:10Don't even try
34:12Cause you can't ignore
34:13She's my cherry pie
34:16Such a sweet surprise
34:20She'll make it romance
34:21Woo!
34:24Woo!
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:26Put a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide
34:29Looks so good
34:31Bring a tear to your eye
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:41Swinging in the back
34:45Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on fifth line
34:54Seem to think so
34:55They get more likes
34:56Than anything else I post
34:58Swinging in the bathroom
34:59Swinging on the floor
35:01Swinging so hard
35:02Forgot to lock the door
35:03And walk the daddy
35:05Swinging six foot four
35:06Swinging in the swing
35:08With my daughter
35:08No more
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:13Such a sweet surprise
35:16She'll make it romance
35:18Woo!
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:22Put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide
35:25Looks so good
35:27Bring a tear to your eye
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:30Sweet cherry pie
35:35So good
35:53You did good, Mosey
35:55Thank you
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:12Night-night.
37:18Wellesie?
37:30Wellesie?
37:32Back of my mind.
37:33Back of my mind.
37:35Back of my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared.
37:37I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind.
37:45Back of my head.
37:47You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
37:51I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:57Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:11Hope is a scary thing.
38:15Hope is a scary thing.
38:19Flying on temporary wings.
38:24Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:44Well, uh...
38:45But I'm a fuckbunny.
38:48A-a puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:51A-a puck bunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:57Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:02Okay.
39:05Okay.
39:05Okay.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:31We're home.
39:44Go to sleep, Mosey.
39:47Hey, you're not gonna remember any of this in the morning.
40:09Hello?
40:28Welcome, helpful.
40:29Oh my God.
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:13Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:08I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:18Oh, oh.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you stay, I should go.
42:27But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:31Oh, oh.
42:33Oh, oh.
42:35Oh, oh.
42:36Oh, oh.
42:38Oh, oh.
42:39Oh, oh.
42:39Oh, oh.
42:39Oh, oh.
42:40Oh, oh.
42:41Oh, oh.
42:43Oh, oh.
42:43Oh, oh, oh.
42:43Oh, oh.
42:44Don't underestimate me.
42:46I can change your life.
42:50My friends say faking you, it's just a waste of time.
42:56A waste of time.
42:56A waste of time.
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:13Oh, oh.
43:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:16I think I'm losing all my self-control.
43:19If you stay, I should go.
43:23But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
43:25I'll give you reason to live
43:29Baby, I think it's for the win
43:32Cut all ties with the old
43:35And I'll give you something to miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't underestimate me
43:52I'm losing my
43:56Oh, oh, oh no
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:03If you stay, I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:22Oh, oh, oh no
44:23Oh, oh oh
44:44Oh, oh oh
44:52So is this the end of the year
44:52I'm losing all my self-control
44:52So underpinning up
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