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The Dry S03E01-2
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00:18Okay, so before we move on to shares, just want to remind you we are still looking for
00:22a treasurer. Everyone seems happy for me to continue as chair. Not that I could ever
00:27replace Karen. And these are competitive positions, you know, essential criteria being drink problem,
00:34dysfunctional family of origin, narcissistic mother. Only messing. Narcissistic mother is
00:41not essential. Mine's just a bonus. Oh, sorry. No, come in. We've just started.
00:54It's loads of room. Right. Excuse me. Sorry for interrupting.
01:04The important thing is to be here. Right.
01:14So where were we? Narcissistic mothers? No. Shares. Let's open the floor for shares.
01:26I've been through quite a big life change recently. We sold our family home.
01:34I've moved to a different part of the city.
01:39I'm divorced. After nearly 40 years.
01:44Here you go, Valerie. That's your latte. Thanks, Tom. Looks delicious.
01:49Obviously, that's been hard on both of us. So, um, are you, are you getting any more bagels
01:53soon? Are you, Valerie? We'll get some in tomorrow.
01:58But we're coping.
02:00The kids are all grown up now, so the divorce didn't affect them at all.
02:04Anthony Sheridan. I have a 10 o'clock therapy session.
02:08My second daughter is about to pop.
02:13Is it in yet?
02:15She's the doctor.
02:16Are you sure this is safe?
02:17Yes. I can help until you sleep her.
02:20I'm afraid I'm going to hit its head or something.
02:21For God's sake, Rory, will you just frighten me? I need this baby out.
02:24Of course. I'm looking forward to having a grandchild.
02:28Still, it makes you think.
02:31I'm not the woman I was anymore.
02:33I'll never be that woman again.
02:38So, who am I?
02:43I suppose that's why I'm here.
02:46Well, I don't think you can go wrong with the leopard.
02:49It's bold. It's dramatic. It makes a statement.
02:53And it ties in with the crushed velvet floral cushions you were looking at earlier, so.
02:58I'd say there's a real identity there.
03:00Yeah?
03:01Hmm.
03:03Okay.
03:06See you next week.
03:07Okay.
03:07Take care.
03:12That was a great meeting.
03:15Oh, thanks.
03:16Oh, we'll see you last week, too.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah, I thought I recognised you.
03:21Yeah, well, I sat up the back.
03:23I'm kind of new to all this.
03:26I thought it was a total cult when I first started.
03:29Right.
03:30So, you're from Australia?
03:32Yes.
03:33Yeah, I'm...
03:33Chef, quick words.
03:36Sure.
03:39Oh, um, yeah, I might just...
03:45Chef, what are you doing?
03:48Helping a newcomer.
03:49You know those female teachers you see on the news who've slept with 15-year-old schoolboys
03:53because they said they were hot and the teachers forgot they were adults.
03:56And then they get called sexual predators and sent off to jail.
04:00That's basically you.
04:01Excuse me?
04:02Get the chair.
04:03You can't be flirting with vulnerable people.
04:05We're a safe space.
04:06Not a junkie pick-up joint.
04:08Firstly, who says I'm flirting?
04:10Secondly, don't quote people in recovery junkies.
04:13I included you and me in that.
04:15Thirdly, you're not my sponsor anymore.
04:17After the last few months of now a divorce, I've no business sponsoring people.
04:22I was just offering some friendly advice.
04:24Well, I'm fine, thanks.
04:25Seriously.
04:26You home for dinner tonight?
04:28Got a pork chop?
04:30You know, you don't have to cook for me just because we're living together.
04:33Of course I have it.
04:35Fifteen years married to a bald patch you never set foot in the kitchen.
04:39I'll get used to it.
04:41I could cook.
04:42No, you're grand.
04:43Moment's gone.
04:44Just don't give your number to the sexy Aussie, okay?
04:47Great.
04:48Bye.
04:48See you all.
04:49Bye.
04:52Bye.
04:54Bye.
04:55Bye.
04:57Bye.
05:03Is she a little scary?
05:06Karen?
05:07No.
05:07Once you get to know her, she's just terrifying.
05:10Right.
05:11Hey, um, I could probably use a little bit of guidance with all this.
05:16Oh, okay.
05:17Yeah, I could introduce you to Mickey.
05:19He's really...
05:19Could I grab your number?
05:23Yeah, sure.
05:24Yeah?
05:25Great.
05:30I'm Darryl.
05:43Hey, Bernie!
05:45Tom!
05:46Let me give you a hand for that.
05:50Oh, thanks.
05:51I didn't realise it was so heavy.
05:54I'm, uh...
05:55I just got a permit for me kiosk around the corner.
05:59It's gonna be my new spot.
06:00Oh?
06:03How are you settling in?
06:05Grand, yeah.
06:07It's great to be near town.
06:08Ah.
06:09Just got a few things for the house.
06:13Trying to make it more homey.
06:15Yeah.
06:15Are you still sure about renting?
06:18Hmm?
06:19Hmm.
06:21Yeah, I'm not ready to buy it.
06:22Yeah, it's just the money's sitting in your account for you.
06:25Wouldn't be hard to burn through that.
06:26Yeah, well, it's not your problem anymore, Tom.
06:29You don't have to worry.
06:31Okay.
06:32Okay.
06:33Okay.
06:33Okay.
06:34Okay.
06:39What's that?
06:40A leopard?
06:43Uh, how about dinner sometime?
06:46Dinner?
06:47Yeah, my place.
06:48It'd be nice to catch up.
06:50Okay.
06:51I'll text you.
06:52Great.
06:53See you there.
07:24Well, I guess I feel like I'm in a bit of a rut.
07:26What kind of rut?
07:27Well, my career's going nowhere.
07:29I don't really have a place to live since my parents split.
07:32I can't afford to rent.
07:34I can't afford to buy.
07:35So I can't afford to quit.
07:37I feel anxious.
07:40All the time.
07:41And it's difficult to sleep.
07:45And I haven't had sex in five months.
07:47You haven't had sex in five months?
07:52Do you think I'm depressed?
07:54Probably.
07:56If my brother's the last person you had sex with.
07:59Oh, well, no, it wasn't.
08:01It was actually, um, doesn't matter.
08:08I just feel like I should be better, you know?
08:13Better at life.
08:17So I thought coming here might help.
08:20Maybe.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Might.
08:24You are qualified in everything.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Okay.
08:29Pretty much.
08:36Caroline.
08:37Up at last.
08:39Sorry.
08:40I was in the shower and getting dressed takes forever, but...
08:42There's decaf in the pot.
08:44Oh, lovely.
08:45But we're out of milk.
08:50Rory.
08:51Are you still able to come to the garden centre with me today?
08:54Oh, I don't know if I should, just with Caroline being so close.
08:57Oh, no, go.
08:58Both of you should go.
08:59But you'll be on your own?
09:00Yeah.
09:01I'll manage.
09:02The baby will come out of your time now.
09:04Well, spoiler alert, it's not going to look like you.
09:08Mum?
09:09What?
09:11I'm only joking.
09:12If I had a problem with her being pregnant with another man's child, would I have welcomed
09:15her into my home?
09:18No.
09:23Oh, it's your little gay brother.
09:25I let him in.
09:27Quite the rainbow family here, aren't we?
09:33Every day, Anna.
09:34You wear it every day.
09:37Well, it's just I'm only the temp, so I didn't think...
09:39Shiv, where's your t-shirt?
09:41Which t-shirt?
09:42Women Supporting Women in the Arts, our feminist campaign.
09:45Oh, I didn't realise that.
09:48Vulfa?
09:50Lovely.
09:50Oh, is this because of that Swedish lady who's coming?
09:53Oh, they're mad for feminism in Sweden.
09:54Sandrine Horst is Danish, and a leading artist in her field.
10:00And no, I've always given women a leg up.
10:03Look at Shiv.
10:04Came in a lowly secretary with no qualifications.
10:07Well, a degree in fine art.
10:08Now she's coordinating our new international artist in residence programme.
10:13Yeah, listen, Derville, thanks.
10:15This is massive, and I really appreciate it.
10:18You're still at reception on Fridays.
10:21Okay.
10:21Right, we need a press release saying we have an exciting new residency and something about women.
10:28I think you're going to learn a lot from Sandrine.
10:31She's a serious artist.
10:34Put on your vulva.
10:38Is it not unethical for your ex's sister to be her therapist?
10:42I don't think so.
10:43I'm hoping she'll give me some tea.
10:45Why don't you just stalk his Instagram like a normal person?
10:48He deleted it.
10:49Oh, chocolate fingers.
10:54What?
10:55My water just broke.
10:58Jesus.
10:59Didn't expect a waterfall.
11:00Doesn't that mean the baby's coming?
11:03Eventually.
11:04Should we get you to a hospital?
11:06It's our first baby.
11:07It could take literally hours.
11:08Should we call Rory?
11:09Oh, God.
11:10It's the first bit of peace I've had in weeks.
11:13I'll go and change.
11:15Can you clean that up?
11:32When you leave in Europe, you've really turned things around.
11:35Well, they've always lived in Europe.
11:37They've got good taste.
11:38Just think about it.
11:39Okay?
11:48Hey.
11:50I'm Jack Cochran.
11:52I don't think we've met.
11:54Well, I'm Anna.
11:55I'm just the temp.
11:56Miss Pussy.
11:58Pardon?
12:06Oh, thanks.
12:07He's a rescue.
12:10Aren't they all?
12:18Can you believe that?
12:20He just blatantly ignored me.
12:22I mean, okay, we're not friends.
12:25And after the last time, he totally fucked me over.
12:27I think he knows exactly what I...
12:29Can we just behave like adults, please?
12:32Oh, my God.
12:32Is he your ex?
12:35I was totally getting gay vibes.
12:37No, he's...
12:39Doesn't matter.
12:43You know what?
12:44I'm going to go out there and say hi.
12:46You know, if he wants to be immature and pathetic, that's on him.
12:50I'm going to be the bigger person.
12:51That sounds really wise.
12:56Hey.
13:01Saw you inside.
13:05Didn't want it to be weird.
13:11So, how's things?
13:12How's Stevie?
13:14Good, yeah.
13:15I think.
13:17She's in Berlin now with Kristen.
13:19So, the whole custody thing?
13:20I dropped all that.
13:22This is better for stability.
13:24I know some people felt I didn't deserve her anyway, so...
13:27Well, I didn't go to Australia, obviously.
13:31Just didn't feel right in the end.
13:34Alex was pretty caught up about it.
13:38But, you know...
13:41You have to follow your...
13:42I've got to run.
13:42Sorry.
13:43Take care.
14:09Tom Sheridan.
14:12Anya Harrington.
14:13Divorce lawyer.
14:14You never called me back?
14:15Bold.
14:16Oh, Anya.
14:17Uh, yeah, sorry.
14:19We just did it simply in the end.
14:21Don't tell me you're still in that little shed.
14:24No.
14:25I thought a house, actually.
14:27Oh, a house.
14:28Get you.
14:29Smart and sexy.
14:31Is this cantaloupe dripping, or am I just pleased to see you?
14:36But seriously, though, when am I coming over?
14:42Are you sure you're going to need all of these?
14:45Where the fuck is Rory?
14:47Why is he not picking up?
14:48Maybe we should just go straight to the hospital.
14:54No.
14:57We're not one of those hysterical women who arrives at the first contraction.
15:01Doctors hate those.
15:02So what are we going to do?
15:03Ice cream.
15:07Ice cream.
15:26And I was out, out walking, when I heard two men are talking, there was something in the
15:34air. No, I knew it wasn't right, but there was something so inviting to my broken heart,
15:42to just try, to recall what we had.
15:59And I was out, out walking, when I heard your voice talking, I knew it was in my head, no,
16:08I knew it'd be alright, but there was something so inviting to my broken heart, which is trying
16:17to recall what we had, if I could freeze the drink, every moment, if I could freeze the
16:29drink.
16:32Brainy!
16:34Oh, hi, Greta. I was just...
16:37I know, they're gushing the place. I have some letters for you.
16:41Oh.
16:42I would have forwarded them, but you didn't text me your address.
16:45Where is it again? Town?
16:47No, it's, it's just, um, which is...
16:50Oh, sorry.
16:52FaceTime with Sarah. She's still in New York. I'll tell her you said hi.
16:57Okay.
16:58Hi, love.
16:59I like the garden.
17:01You can go inside and leave it.
17:03Oneșto,
17:03Oh.
17:05Oh, okay.
17:08Oh, that's true.
17:09Oh.
17:15Oh, oh, okay.
17:16Oh.
17:31Oh, oh.
17:39What? I got you two fleas.
17:41It's coming, the baby's coming.
17:43But I thought...
17:44The baby's fucking coming!
17:54Be careful, that woman.
17:57This is so weird.
17:59I literally never come here anymore.
18:01Why is it shit?
18:01No, my ex owns it.
18:04Don't worry, he's in Australia now.
18:06You don't know him, do you?
18:09No.
18:12Hey, I'm really glad you could meet me.
18:17Yeah.
18:20Yeah, listen, Daryl, I don't know if I'm being presumptuous
18:23or I've misunderstood,
18:25but just so we're clear,
18:27if two people are both in recovery...
18:29Oh, yeah, um, I'm not in recovery.
18:33Okay, but even if you...
18:35I think you might have a problem.
18:37Well, yeah, I don't, uh, have a problem.
18:40I don't have a problem with drinking,
18:42because I'm not an alcoholic.
18:47So, why are you coming to meetings?
18:49Yeah, well, uh, because...
18:55Well, I wanted to meet you.
18:59What's happening?
19:00Because I have a detailed birth plan,
19:01and right now I should be in...
19:03Oh, somebody likes to be in control.
19:06You're a little further along than you realise,
19:08so we're taking you straight to the birth and suite.
19:10Or for the epidural?
19:10Oh, God, no, it's too late for that.
19:13What?
19:14Here we are.
19:15Okay, so I've texted Mum and Dad,
19:17and we're going some way, so I'm...
19:18Don't leave me.
19:19What? He's going to be here and literally...
19:21Please, Aunt, I've got to do this on my own.
19:26So you followed me to a meeting?
19:28No.
19:30Yes, but that...
19:31That sounds a bit stalkery.
19:33Yes, and unethical.
19:34Yeah, but I'm not a creep, I promise.
19:36Well, you're kind of sounding like one...
19:38I know, and that's...
19:39That's unfortunate,
19:41because that's the exact opposite of how I was...
19:44wanting to come across.
19:46Sorry, did you need to...
19:47Do you need to get that?
19:49Uh...
19:49Oh, it's just...
19:50You know, people bare their souls at those meetings,
19:53Yes, and I have huge respect for that.
19:55You can't just walk in there.
19:57No, I know.
19:57Just because you, I don't know,
19:58might have a crush on someone you saw on the street.
20:03Uh...
20:04Well, someone's really trying to get a hold of you.
20:06Did you...
20:07Oh, it's just...
20:07My mum.
20:08She's pretty relentless.
20:10You guys don't get along?
20:11She's just not someone I need to be around that much.
20:14Right.
20:15She lies.
20:16She manipulates.
20:18I can't really trust her.
20:19Why am I talking about this?
20:21You're the one supposed to be explaining yourself.
20:22Yeah, you're right.
20:23Okay.
20:24Um...
20:26This is going to seem a little bit...
20:30Oh, God.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:33My sister's in labour.
20:34Caroline?
20:35Yeah.
20:36They took her to hospital.
20:38Do you know Caroline?
20:41Oh, well...
20:42No.
20:43Not really.
20:44Okay, I have to go.
20:45Yeah, you go.
20:45You've got to go.
20:47Um...
20:47Well, should I just...
20:48I'll get you a call and we'll...
20:49Yeah, you've got to go.
20:50Yeah.
20:55Okay, here we go.
20:57Ready?
20:58Oh, Jesus.
21:01Good.
21:02Nearly there.
21:03Do you want to come down for the heads?
21:05No.
21:05No, I really don't.
21:06I spent all of my life avoiding vaginas, so...
21:09I'm here.
21:10I'm here.
21:10I'm sorry.
21:11Oh, where the fuck were you?
21:13There's a sail in some of the plants.
21:15Never mind.
21:16I can see the head, okay?
21:18One more time.
21:19Ready?
21:20Ready.
21:21Breathe.
21:22Breathe.
21:22Hurry, shut up.
21:23I can't hear you.
21:36What's happening?
21:37Where is she?
21:38Has she had it?
21:39We were ringing you.
21:41I know.
21:41That's why I'm here.
21:43Yeah, she's still in there.
21:44She's doing well.
21:45Oh.
21:51How are you, love?
21:53How's everything at Karen's?
21:55Good.
21:56Yeah.
21:56Settling in.
21:58Been chairing some meetings.
22:00All right.
22:04Your mum says, uh...
22:06I've offered you more teaching at the college.
22:09That's great.
22:11Turning over a new leaf.
22:13Well, I've had a job and been sober for well over a year, Auntie Rita, so not really a new
22:18leaf, but I take your point.
22:21You haven't invited me to the new place yet?
22:25Rita says it's not half as boxy as it looks from outside.
22:27It's a boy.
22:29It's a boy.
22:30Seven pounds, four ounces.
22:32Great.
22:32Yeah.
22:36That's great.
22:37Congratulations.
22:38You boys are much more affectionate.
23:02I'm going to be in therapy for the rest of my life.
23:15Hey, Shiv.
23:16Look, I'm really sorry about earlier.
23:18It must have totally freaked you out.
23:21Um, to be honest, I was just really nervous.
23:25And, yeah, maybe this will be easier in a voice note.
23:27I don't know.
23:28Um, basically, the reason I asked to meet you today and what I was, you know, trying to say is,
23:36um...
23:38Fuck it, I'm just going to have to come out with this.
23:42I'm your brother.
23:44Well, your half brother.
23:46Your dad's not my dad, but your mum, Bernie, she's my mum too.
23:52And, uh, the reason I'm in Dublin is, well, I want to meet her.
23:58Draw the outline.
24:01Play pretend.
24:04What's the difference in the end?
24:11Do you have any proof?
24:14Proof?
24:15How do I know you're telling the truth?
24:18Yeah, uh, well, I have this.
24:28That's your mum, right?
24:31Yeah.
24:34Johnny Bollocks?
24:36That's the guy who got your mum knocked up in 1983.
24:40His name was Johnny Bollocks?
24:41No, his name is Nigel.
24:43That was his stage name.
24:44He was a musician.
24:46Um, yeah, that's him.
24:52And could that be your mum?
24:58She was a groupie.
25:00Yeah, certainly was.
25:03How did you find all this?
25:04Did your, did your dad?
25:05Oh, no, he's dead.
25:08No, my folks, my adopted folks, they gave me all the info they had.
25:12And they actually encouraged me to write, but, well, your mum never wrote back.
25:21What is it you think I can do for you here, Daryl?
25:25Well, I was hoping that you could introduce me to my mum.
25:30Our mum.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:32Oh, my God.
25:32Oh, my God.
25:33Um...
25:34No, that is not a good idea.
25:36Well, it's just because I don't want to ambush her.
25:37I can't be involved in this.
25:38I'm sorry.
25:39Honestly, all I'm asking is...
25:41Listen.
25:41Bernie and I have a complicated relationship, okay?
25:44Deeply complicated.
25:45Deeply.
25:45Yeah, I know.
25:47Yeah.
25:47Crazy fucking complicated.
25:49You know?
25:50Well, yeah, I was in the meetings.
25:52Remember?
25:55You talk about her a lot.
25:59Yep.
26:04I'm never going to get that in there.
26:06Turn it on inside.
26:09Oh, the new sofa bed's here.
26:11Love it.
26:13Got a gift of hers tonight.
26:14I thought she bought a sofa bed last week.
26:16They called her glass with the paperwork.
26:17What?
26:18So what?
26:18She sent it back?
26:19Gave it to Auntie Rita, I think.
26:22What?
26:22You mean she didn't even get a refund?
26:23Why are you getting your G-string in a twist?
26:25Do you know how much rent she pays?
26:27It's literally my job to know.
26:28Yeah, but she's going to run out of money.
26:30But it's her money.
26:31Yeah, but Aunt.
26:31I thought the whole point of divorce was that you don't have to care what the other person
26:34does, like, ever again.
26:36Well, I worry about her.
26:38Then why the fuck didn't you stay married to her?
26:48My friends.
27:02Oh, come on.
27:05Take it.
27:07Oh, please.
27:09Morning.
27:10Morning, love.
27:11How did you sleep?
27:12Great, actually.
27:13Before Caroline was up all night.
27:16Mwah.
27:16So I heard we need to call the lactation consultant.
27:21Again?
27:21I think she was a little annoyed last time.
27:23I don't think he's latching properly today.
27:25He might be starving.
27:26He...
27:27He looks gaunt.
27:28What?
27:28Do you think he looks gaunt?
27:30He looks fine.
27:32Here.
27:35Oh, my goodness.
27:37I think he looks like a happy healthy boy.
27:40I don't get all this fuss about latching.
27:42It's the most natural thing in the world.
27:45Your monkeys do it.
27:46They don't have midwives.
27:47Actually, it's quite a common issue.
27:49Well, Rory had no problem.
27:52Clamped right on at the sight of my nipple.
27:54He'd probably still be sucking away now if he could get away with it.
27:58Gross.
27:59I'm gonna take him upstairs to Ray again.
28:01Well, why don't you have a little rest?
28:03I can give him some express milk.
28:05I haven't expressed any milk.
28:06Why not just give him some formula?
28:09Formula.
28:10Is it really gonna cost that?
28:12I'm not giving my baby formula after only a few weeks of breastfeeding.
28:15What about his microbiome?
28:16What about his mental health?
28:17His mental health?
28:19If monkeys can do it, so can I.
28:23I just haven't tried hard enough, clearly.
28:26No.
28:30Give the patience of a saint.
28:35Listen, Daryl, I'm sorry.
28:37I know this is a shock, finding out your mum who you've known your entire life as a secret kid.
28:42Well, actually, that feels like just the sort of thing that Bernie would do.
28:46Right.
28:47Look, I'm just trying to have a healthier relationship with my family, and that involves not being involved with my
28:54family too much.
28:55Mm-hmm.
28:57This...
28:57This complicates things.
29:00Yeah, look, I get it.
29:03It's...
29:04Okay.
29:05Okay.
29:07It's just...
29:08My mum died last year.
29:11My adopted mum.
29:13We were close.
29:15Sorry.
29:15And my dad's been...
29:17Gone a decade.
29:19And I've got a brother who lives in Perth, but...
29:21We're not.
29:23You know.
29:26Yeah, I don't really feel like I have a family anymore.
29:29And look, maybe you're right.
29:31Maybe your mum will just turn out to be a big fucking disappointment.
29:34I mean, some of the things that you've said about her...
29:36I didn't say them about her.
29:40I said them about her privately.
29:42Yeah.
29:43In a private...
29:45Public meeting that was private.
29:47Yeah.
29:47Yeah.
29:48Look.
29:50Just because I don't want to get involved with you and Bernie doesn't mean you and I can't hang out.
29:55While you're here, if you want.
29:57How's tonight?
29:58Oh.
29:59No, I can't.
30:01I have a family...
30:03Thing.
30:13Flat white, please.
30:15Don?
30:17Tina.
30:18What are you doing in there?
30:19I work here.
30:20I own it.
30:21You own this?
30:23Yeah.
30:23It's my new business.
30:25My clown said it's the best coffin Dublin.
30:27Yeah, well...
30:28Don't own a post.
30:29But yeah.
30:30Last time I saw you, you were living in a shed.
30:32Well, I think you'll find things have changed quite significantly later.
30:37You know, I'm not the man I used to be.
30:39You were hardly a man at all.
30:45Oats milk, please.
31:02Alright, so...
31:04Laura, I'm drunk about it.
31:09Crap.
31:33What's he doing here?
31:34Would he do it or not tell you?
31:37As most of you are aware, our international artist-in-residence was supposed to be Sondrine Horst.
31:46Sadly, an unfortunate horse-riding event two days ago has kept her in Copenhagen and a neck brace.
31:53But, happily, Jack Corcoran, knight in shining armour, has stepped in last minute.
32:06We are beyond thrilled that an artist of his calibre will be inspiring our students
32:12while creating a new exhibition for our very own O'Reilly studio entitled Toxic Masculinity and Taboo.
32:20Are you fucking joking me?
32:22Jack, a few words.
32:24I don't want to keep everyone, to be honest with you, I'm not a big fan of institutions.
32:29I've been thrown out of a few.
32:31But when D'Erbler said it was an emergency, I thought, fuck it.
32:35Art comes first, huh?
32:38Whatever about college and degrees and all that bullshit,
32:41what I'm excited for is connecting with the next generation of artists
32:46while also making work about a subject that's pretty close to my heart.
32:51Toxic masculinity.
32:55Have you had a problem with that?
32:57No.
32:58No, no, no.
33:00I'm aware it's a confronting subject.
33:05I've been a toxic man.
33:08You've been a toxic man.
33:09We've all been toxic men.
33:11But if we don't own that and really look at ourselves, well, society can't move on.
33:19We need to talk about men.
33:20I, sorry, I just thought we were supposed to be talking about women.
33:29Is that not the whole point of this campaign?
33:33Women.
33:34Well, that's not strictly...
33:36Look, if my voice is unwelcome here...
33:38Your voice is essential.
33:39Art shouldn't be about censorship.
33:40We need to engage, even with unpalatable subjects.
33:45That's why we're here.
33:47We're artists.
33:49Absolutely.
33:50Goodness, that is better.
34:05So, you're divorced, but still married to your ex-wife.
34:09What?
34:10No.
34:10Yeah, living beside her in the same street and probably paying her bills.
34:16You will never move on, Tom.
34:18Actually, Mina, I have moved on.
34:20Tom, Sheridan, we meet again.
34:23Oh, hi.
34:24Oh, I love the smell of manual labor.
34:29So, is this your little chaos?
34:31Well, yes, yeah, that's...
34:33Can I get you an iced coffee?
34:36Yeah, you certainly can.
34:40I just came from Pilates.
34:44Got to keep it tight.
34:46And I have, I'm told.
34:56Well, you look fantastic.
34:58I bet you say that to all the girls in the higher tax bracket.
35:00So, uh, when are you coming over?
35:03I thought you said you were doing building work.
35:05No, no, that's all done.
35:06Yeah, you can come any time.
35:08In the right hands, yes.
35:10Yeah, Tuesday.
35:11Give you the grand tour.
35:13Yeah, I'd love to see all your nooks and crannies.
35:15Yeah, I certainly show you.
35:17Crannies.
35:18I'll bring the starter.
35:20Oysters, champagne, pleather.
35:22Whatever tickles your tip and wets your whistle.
35:25Mr. Sheridan.
35:28Right.
35:37Right, lads.
35:39An announcement.
35:41Most of you know we've had a pretty fucking choppy year.
35:44Now, we may not have hit the iceberg, but our arses are definitely in the water in desperate times.
35:50Sorry, I'm late.
35:52Parking wasn't there.
35:55What is that smell?
35:57Everyone, this is Vicky.
35:59Hi.
35:59I work for Skihan, and we rescue troubled businesses, and we bought the majority share in Appleby's.
36:07Just think of me as your new boss.
36:09Co-boss.
36:11I still have a stake.
36:12Aw.
36:13And listen, I'm really sorry about the layoffs.
36:16Layoffs?
36:16What?
36:17Layoffs?
36:17Well, we haven't gotten into...
36:19The numbers aren't great, I'm afraid.
36:21So some of you, probably you, will be leaving us.
36:25But that's a conversation for next week.
36:27What's your name?
36:29Me.
36:30Hmm.
36:31Anthony.
36:32Aunt.
36:32Not the aunt who made his quarterly numbers by selling his family home.
36:37And flogging his dad a place in the inner city.
36:40Anne Arandle to his mom, yeah.
36:43Now that is the sort of personal commitment I'm looking for.
36:47Serious.
36:48Dedicated.
36:49Willing to take his work home.
36:51I like it.
36:53Come with me.
36:59I love your shoes.
37:01Thanks.
37:03So, Aunt.
37:06Tell me about yourself.
37:09I'm really sorry if I spoke out of turn.
37:12There were press in that room.
37:13I did say it could be tricky.
37:15Which if...
37:16Excuse me?
37:18You and I are contemporaries.
37:19We were at college together.
37:21We studied together.
37:22Not like I can exactly teach you anything.
37:24Well, no.
37:25That's true.
37:26And we were lovers.
37:29In the past?
37:30Absolutely.
37:31But it is a complicating factor.
37:33And if I'm going to take this position,
37:35we need to be transparent with the college,
37:38with human resources,
37:39so that the boundaries are completely...
37:41I agree.
37:42You do?
37:42Totally.
37:44Big fan of boundaries.
37:46So you agree that it's inappropriate for you to coordinate my residency?
37:49Yeah.
37:50Yes, probably.
37:52Or run my seminar groups.
37:55Uh-huh.
37:56Or for us to be alone together in a professional setting of any kind.
38:00What?
38:03Okay, it's not like I'm the only person you've been involved with here, Jack.
38:06It was Christmas.
38:07I'm just trying to be clear on the parameters here.
38:10Seemed pretty clear to me.
38:12You two just won't be working together.
38:15But if I'm not coordinating the Artists in Residence program,
38:19or running the seminar groups,
38:20what exactly am I doing here?
38:23Cutering the second years.
38:25But I was pretty much doing that last term.
38:27What about career growth?
38:29What about women supporting women?
38:31We're not doing that anymore.
38:32Right.
38:33If everyone's agreed,
38:34I'll print the contracts,
38:36and you can both sign them ASAP.
38:39Maybe just leave the door open, yeah?
38:42Safeguarding.
38:58Can I help you?
39:07How are you doing?
39:08Great.
39:09I wasn't sleeping.
39:18All up and down.
39:19Really?
39:20It's just that every time I do,
39:21he starts crying,
39:22so I think it's probably best if I just...
39:23Mom said he needs to learn to self-soothe.
39:27Come on.
39:29Now.
39:32Hey, yeah.
39:34Hey, no.
39:36Shh, shh.
39:37Shh, shh.
39:41Okay.
39:43Rest.
39:44Your family will be here soon.
39:45My family?
39:47Yeah, we invited them, remember?
39:49Why?
39:50Caroline, they haven't seen him since the hospital.
39:52You want him to bomb, don't you?
39:54Oh, possibly.
39:56Rest.
39:57Come on.
40:01He's fine.
40:07So, where exactly did you used to live?
40:11Oh, uh, just a few doors down.
40:14So you know the people we bought from?
40:16Oh, yeah.
40:17Very well.
40:19Wonderful family.
40:20They might have been wonderful,
40:21but I don't think they've redecorated since the early 90s.
40:24Late 90s.
40:26Probably.
40:28We're doing a complete overhaul, top to bottom.
40:31Staying in our place in France.
40:33Oh.
40:34I'm just here taking measurements.
40:38Didn't some tragedy happen here?
40:42The old owners?
40:44Their son?
40:47Yeah.
40:50And their daughter was an alcoholic.
40:52Oh, God.
40:53And then, there was that dreadful murder across the street.
40:58Pam.
41:00Yes.
41:01Awful.
41:02Almost like the place is cursed.
41:04Well, that's what I said to my husband.
41:06When we heard there'd be a delay in the planning permission,
41:09he wanted to rent it out.
41:10I really don't like leaving it empty.
41:13But honestly, with that history,
41:15and this day, Cor,
41:17who would take it?
41:18Yeah.
41:29Yo!
41:31Oh, I have had the most insane day.
41:34Oh.
41:35Aye, aye, aye.
41:39Miss Daryl, update?
41:41No, don't read my texts.
41:43Is it a secret?
41:44Not mine.
41:48Hey.
41:49Oh, hi.
41:51How are you?
41:52Fine.
41:52How are you?
41:53Fine.
41:54What were you up to today?
41:55Nothing.
41:56Why?
41:57What were you up to?
41:58Nothing.
42:00Okay, weird.
42:01Give us a hand for these bags, will you?
42:19Rory?
42:24Rory?
42:26Rory?
42:26Rory?
42:48Hey, guys.
42:51Hey, Rory.
42:52Hey, Rory.
42:54Oh, you're a good boy.
42:57You're so hungry.
43:01What's going on?
43:02Caroline?
43:03How could you do this?
43:04He was hungry.
43:05I was letting you sleep.
43:06I don't want to sleep.
43:07What?
43:07What's happening?
43:08She gave him formula.
43:13Formula!
43:14Is that poisonous?
43:16Oh, for God's sake, Caroline.
43:17What's the big deal?
43:19I didn't breastfeed all my babies.
43:21Didn't you?
43:22Of course not.
43:23Didn't do them any harm.
43:25Now, where's the kitchen?
43:26We brought nibbles.
43:27Through here.
43:37So you didn't breastfeed all your babies?
43:40Oh, maybe we should stay off this subject.
43:43I'm just curious.
43:44Which ones didn't you breastfeed?
43:46Was it all of us or the first?
43:48I don't remember.
43:50People weren't so neurotic in those days.
43:52It's gone mad.
43:54There are actually a lot of studies about the long-term benefits of breastfeeding.
43:58Firstly, it's been proven that...
43:59Did you breastfeed Carl, for example?
44:01I really think...
44:02No.
44:03And I didn't breastfeed you either, because you were tricky.
44:06Oh, I did breastfeed Caroline for six months.
44:10But I don't think that's why she's successful.
44:13Did you breastfeed me?
44:14Oh, God, no.
44:15I was exhausted by then.
44:18So, what about names?
44:20Made any headway?
44:21We still can't decide.
44:23I like Augustus.
44:24I like Gus.
44:26I don't like either.
44:27What about Ant?
44:28Hero of the Labour Ward?
44:29No.
44:30What about Tom?
44:31What about Daryl?
44:33Daryl?
44:34They're very popular these days.
44:36I'm not sure.
44:37Well, you've got to call him something, you know.
44:39You can't be calling him the baby when he's 45.
44:41It has to be right, though.
44:43In our day, people were much more relaxed about these things.
44:46What things?
44:47Parenting.
44:47Well, yeah.
44:49I mean, the way people go on nowadays, you swear it was the hardest job in the world.
44:54All children need is love, food and...
44:57Honesty.
44:58Absolutely.
44:59Wow.
45:01Okay.
45:01Well, you know what I mean, Chef.
45:03We don't need a family meeting.
45:05I wasn't suggesting a family meeting.
45:07Thank God.
45:09I think it's pretty simple.
45:11Don't all kids really just need a family?
45:16Somewhere to belong?
45:24What's with her?
45:42Hey, Daryl.
45:44It's me, Shiv.
45:45We're at this family thing, and I've been thinking you should come.
45:50I'll introduce you to everyone.
45:53I'll send you the address, but just come now, okay?
45:55Before I change my mind.
45:58Yeah.
46:03I'm going to change too close.
46:04I hope so.
46:05For fuck's sake, all right?
46:06Cool.
46:07Come on.
46:08Oh, fine.
46:10Okay, Tom, you're up.
46:11All right.
46:13There you go.
46:14Nice.
46:15Bums.
46:15Jack.
46:16Back to me.
46:17And then...
46:18Fucking hell.
46:20I was always very honest with Rory growing up, except about Santa.
46:26And sex.
46:34I'll get it.
46:42Is Shiv?
46:44Yeah.
46:44Yeah, sure.
46:45Who's at the door?
46:47It's for Shiv.
46:48Shiv?
46:49Yeah.
46:52Hi.
46:56Hello.
47:03I'm Daryl.
47:04Oh, you're Daryl?
47:07That's mad.
47:08We were just talking about it, Daryl.
47:09Weren't we?
47:11Yeah.
47:11How do you two know each other?
47:15Oh, man.
47:17Oh, man.
47:18Oh, man.
47:20Oh, man.
47:20Oh, man.
47:21Oh, man.
47:22Oh, man.
47:22Oh, man.
47:22Oh, man.
47:22Oh, man.
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