00:00It's called Love on the Rocks, for God's sake.
00:01I know you've said that a thousand times.
00:07I was watching Couples Therapy on Showtime.
00:10Jesus, these people.
00:12I mean, just come on, wrap it up.
00:18Hey, oh my god, that's a perfect intro to this Bottoms Up,
00:22because it's called Love on the Rocks.
00:24Love on the Rocks.
00:25And I was watching Couples Therapy on Showtime,
00:28and these couples are not open.
00:30I'm about to open this.
00:32I know how to do it.
00:32There's a proper way.
00:33I know this.
00:34Can I tell you what it is?
00:35Oh, for God's sake.
00:36Yeah, go ahead.
00:38Tell it, Sylvia.
00:38I just want to be ready.
00:39I just want to be ready.
00:40What's the proper way?
00:41I shouldn't be pointing this at you.
00:43What?
00:44Speaking of psychology, Freud says there are no mistakes.
00:49My favorite sound in the world besides a cocktail shaker.
00:52You twist the bottle.
00:53Yes!
00:54I pay attention to the things you do.
00:56You're right.
00:56I hang on every word.
00:58You're right.
00:59You're right.
01:00He doesn't even know.
01:01And if we were in couples therapy, I would tell him so.
01:04I'm playing with my hair a lot.
01:05Sorry.
01:06But you should also keep a towel over the cork,
01:08because it can come flying out when you least expect it.
01:14So you've got to be careful.
01:15Okay.
01:16Keep going.
01:17What are we making?
01:17You don't want to injure anyone.
01:19No injuries.
01:22Okay.
01:23Let's go.
01:23So we're making love on the rocks.
01:25Yeah.
01:25Because here's why.
01:26It's an off week when I'm like a little like, you know,
01:30Mardi Gras.
01:31Like, you know, the things that Dave reminded me of in the last video.
01:33Like, why did we do it?
01:34Because this is the thing.
01:35This is because Dave Falcone sang at the piano the other night at a friend's house.
01:40Yeah.
01:40Love on the Rocks by Neil Diamond.
01:41And I'm like, well, why don't we just make that into a cocktail?
01:44And he found a recipe.
01:45Go ahead.
01:45They give credit to some bar in Miami for creating this.
01:49But it's supposed to be like a drink we've made on your show before.
01:54A paper plane.
01:55A paper plane.
01:55Our inaugural episode.
01:57Except so the paper plane is...
01:59What?
02:00Wait.
02:00Also, Dave, can I just say, too, that our anniversary is this weekend,
02:04and we're making a love on the rocks?
02:06Is that a bad idea?
02:08Nah.
02:08Okay.
02:09Alright, good.
02:09Don't you worry.
02:11Don't you worry, honey.
02:12We have show time before you know it.
02:13We'd be so good.
02:14Because the paper plane is bourbon, Aperol, and Amaro, nonino, and lemon juice.
02:23So what these geniuses did, they substituted the Amaro with some cassis.
02:30Okay.
02:31Okay?
02:32Strike that.
02:32So that's what we're doing.
02:34Can you just do this real quick, and I'm going to check on Lucy real quick.
02:37Just really quick.
02:38You can't leave me on my own.
02:39Just really quick.
02:40This is your format.
02:42Pretend you're making a cocktail for some stranger at the bar, and he's doing your thing.
02:47Okay?
02:47Hold the phone.
02:48The ratios are different than a paper plane, because they're all equal ratios, but equal
02:53parts in a paper plane.
02:56But this recipe for Love on the Rocks calls for one ounce of bourbon.
03:02Thank God LBF is back.
03:04I bought myself some time.
03:06Half ounce.
03:07I have no idea what my life is like.
03:18Half ounce of the cassis.
03:21Can you smell it?
03:22Yeah, sure.
03:26It smells like a little funky.
03:29Yeah.
03:30It smells like something you'd find in a closet.
03:33Yeah.
03:33It's going to be good to drink.
03:34It throws anything over ice, and it's always good.
03:37Even a tin body.
03:39Great.
03:39Can you hand me the squeezer?
03:40Sure.
03:44This is our surgery.
03:47Squeezer.
03:48Stir.
03:48Hold that over there.
03:49Shot glass.
03:51Check.
03:52Oh, Jesus.
03:53There's a lot of spray coming on.
03:55Yeah, I know.
03:55It's a giant lemon.
03:56I know.
03:57Costco lemon.
03:58All right.
03:59Dump that in there.
04:00Okay.
04:01Good.
04:02You got your lemon.
04:03You got your Aperol.
04:04It's easy.
04:05Do I have it?
04:06I feel like I forgot one.
04:08No, we're doing this wrong right here because you can see the light in the thing.
04:11Oh, whatever.
04:12Whatever.
04:12Okay.
04:12Otherwise, this is Dave's favorite one, right?
04:15Got some ice.
04:17Great to hear you.
04:18It's really sad.
04:23We didn't chill the glass.
04:25Oh, hold on.
04:27There.
04:28Now it's chilling.
04:31You want to do this, Elvia?
04:32No, I do not.
04:40It's a fun fire.
04:42It is.
04:43It's the rocks and the love.
04:45The love on the rocks.
04:45Love on the rocks.
04:46That's the love you put into it.
04:48Whoa.
04:49It's going to spill.
04:49A little spillage.
04:50That's okay.
04:51You do need a towel.
04:53Yeah.
04:53You weren't wrong.
04:54It's a very dark color.
04:56That's because of the...
04:58All right.
04:59All right.
04:59That's because of the cassis.
05:01But here, do you want to know what we're going to do?
05:02What are we going to do?
05:03We're going to top it with this...
05:05Oh, champagne or whatever you want.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Oh, look.
05:09He does it on the back of the glass so it's not too bubbly.
05:13Okay.
05:13Okay.
05:14Fancy.
05:16Woo-wee!
05:17Can we all see that in there?
05:20Serve love on the rocks without the rocks makes no sense.
05:23So here.
05:24It is actually a big surprise.
05:25Throw it in there.
05:26Okay.
05:28Whoa.
05:29Jesus.
05:30Jesus.
05:31Here.
05:31You can have it.
05:32Up.
05:33Look at that.
05:34Oh, that's nicer.
05:34I like that.
05:35It's nicer.
05:36Oh, it's got to be.
05:37It's called love on the rocks for God's sake.
05:38I think you said that a thousand times.
05:44Oh, that's really good actually.
05:47You know what?
05:47Holy hell.
05:48If you drink love on the rocks.
05:49We're onto something here.
05:51If you drink love on the rocks, you do not need couples therapy.
05:54That's great.
05:55You should just be too drunk to notice.
05:59Cheers, baby.
06:00Cheers.
06:01All right.
06:02Cheers to you, LBF.
06:03Bottoms up.
06:04Oh, happy anniversary.
06:05Happy anniversary.
06:06Here we go.
06:06By the way, I've been walking around all day with a spaghetti stained shirt on that I pulled
06:12out of my closet.
06:13I don't know why and I knew that it's fine.
06:16It's fine.
06:17It's fine.
06:18But I knew it was there, yet somehow I put it back in the closet and then grabbed it
06:22and got dressed.
06:22As they say in shrinking, be older.
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