00:17If that's who I think it is, there's a certain banty rooster that's gonna get booted over the horizon.
00:28Get out and stay out!
00:33Man, you're the sickest. Like a hideous, my friend.
00:40Woo-hoo-hoo! Chicks-mell.
00:46Let's see if these chicks dig the beat.
00:50Gee whiz, willigans, golly gee. I love a girl and she loves me.
00:57Like, uh, clue me the door, Chicky.
01:08How about that? The pad's patrolled. With a real jazzy plan, I can, uh, like, storm the gates.
01:18dig this get up man it's the most
01:24sick man sick
01:29what in i say what in the name of jesse james do you suppose that is
01:36well what do you know a tiny foundling rooster why he's as small as the little end of nothing
01:43sharpened da da daddy oh how about that the little type thinks i'm his daddy
01:51oh i always i say i always did want a son now i got one crazy man
01:58and now then son i'll show you how to be a real rooster
02:02it's just like your old man he can't get started too soon
02:06the first thing you're gonna learn is how to keep that simple-minded mud in line
02:11now watch closely
02:25next you gotta learn to keep your yard tidy and be sure that hound is in his proper place
02:37sunny boy where are you sunny boy you better bug out baby
02:43ah there you are boy you know you're not gonna learn how to be a rooster by playing out back
02:49of the hen house yeah are you paying attention son i dig you daddy oh dig up something to eat
02:57well why didn't you say so son
03:07now as i was saying son uh where did he go
03:19where are you sonny boy oh sonny boy uh-oh
03:25faking the fuzz
03:29well what do you know asleep in the hen house you might as well let him sleep
03:38hey what's that
03:41you all right you all right son i keep hearing the most terrifying sounds in there
03:56you all right sonny boy um yeah you're a weirdo chick
04:10Look, boy, I think there's some pictures you ought to see.
04:14Crazy, man. Crazy.
04:18Now, let me know when I come to something that interests you.
04:25Yahoo! Wild skill.
04:28Ha! Just like I thought. He's wacky over females.
04:36Hey, wait a minute, boy. Don't bother with that cluck.
04:41How'd you like to meet a real doll?
04:43Wild, man. Real wild.
04:46Okay. You stand in that cycle, and I'll send her the message.
04:52Uh-oh. Looks like one of that silly dog's booby traps.
05:03Booboo!
05:23Hey, boy. Here she comes now. Ain't she a angel?
05:28Like a Linkus, man. Linkus.
05:31Then I pronounce you husband and, uh, uh, wife, uh, uh, something.
05:37But I'm a rooster!
05:39Don't let it bug you, man. Like, uh, we can't all be perfect.
