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Off Campus Episode 1
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00:08This is a production of the U.S. Department of Education, and I'm a writer of the U.S. Department
00:10of Education, and I'm a writer of the U.S. Department of Education and Education.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no. I...
02:06Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:41They're not gonna help you here.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody wanna hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Sound jakes at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions,
05:17voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money
05:38for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation
05:45or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not,
05:47I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:55Turns out I'm still 20
05:58When I'm acting middle-aged
06:00Same old conversation
06:02All this small talk that I hate
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards and the cards
06:16Get the cards and the cards and the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had them big boy hands
06:24All on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:28Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls
06:35I'm rich
06:36Oh, shit!
06:37I'm not gonna love it
06:39All right
06:48All right
06:49All right
06:49All right
06:52All right
06:54All right
07:10hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late i have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19oh oh you have your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not happening this year
07:29what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're three weeks into the semester how
07:34how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do all
07:44my school work as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need
07:50air
07:51to process and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for
07:57another classical composition scholarship
08:02i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:08than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could write jazz
08:13even less money right what what do i do and let's chat again on monday after you've had a few
08:20days
08:21sit with this hey hannah we're gonna get through it okay i i could write pop first place comes with
08:33a scholarship right right but you just said that i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago
08:38and i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year i mean your
08:44word outstanding it's true not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal
08:50identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally pop how hard can it be really
08:56famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can do this i will do this
09:07okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean where you at dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest
09:35shower still at least the door's shut this time logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your
09:44fucking shower i'll come fix it dean come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but
09:52when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04a few minutes maybe garrett will help where the fuck is garrett guys
10:17hey hey what's up bro what's up
10:40thank you man
10:42smells good sir thank you
10:46dean dean dude can't you see i'm cooking man
10:50what's up bro i just fixed the shower again give you one guess oh geez well that could be anyone
10:59fuck dude it's obviously yours bud don't look at me what okay shower sex is what's the next time
11:04a drain gets clogged in this house you can fix it yeah like dean's ever snaked a drain have you
11:09ever
11:09snaked a drain i know what snaking a drain is i mean that counts right hey what are these dainty
11:14fucking sandwiches you're making tuck it's a house party we need dippables i'm sorry did you just
11:19yeah he just said uh dippables dippables okay okay okay okay okay okay okay i'm gonna make all my food
11:30dude that's beautiful man i look great i'll be listening to
11:38here we go
11:43hey can you play something from this millennium please this is a classic
11:54would not have pegged you for an oldies guy kendall graham
12:03brought your refill one's my max night before game
12:09so strict are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun
12:17like what
12:29i'm so in you i can barely be
12:46okay so for your pop showcase tour de force are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem i don't know i
12:53feel
12:54like i'm more of a taylor than a gopro you haven't fallen in love enough times to be a taylor
12:59yes i have with who
13:03okay fine exactly you never have crushes the fact that you are down bad for justin pole
13:09it's totally a sign that he's special so be a taylor and do something about it
13:23okay have you seen him he's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28and just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god
13:35what are you afraid of
13:39i don't know okay maybe i talk to him and his accent makes me melt
13:44and it goes terribly or he's just not interested and then i i never feel this way about anyone ever
13:50again or maybe like or maybe
13:59i'm not you ali i can't just find a husband day one of college i can't talk to a guy
14:05like it's no
14:06big deal i walked in on garrett graham in the shower and i fell over a laundry cart you did
14:11what
14:11i don't want to talk about it you saw garrett graham naked what did he look like he looked
14:17naked and then i fell which is my point i i can't do this okay i have an idea literally
14:24everyone's
14:25going to block party tomorrow including justin probably when's an easier time to talk to a guy
14:30than a party well i i don't like parties but you love music no i need to work on my
14:36showcase song
14:37that's an excuse and you know it no it's not i want to present a demo in my class next
14:41week it's a
14:42whole and all-nighter i think i'm spending the night at sean's anyway you'll have the place to
14:46yourself no but no hannah i'm not letting you off the hook this time if you want to be a
14:51tailor you have to
14:52take a rest
14:52i want you like the pills behind the counter
15:13i don't know
15:33They don't know what we will
15:35I change my hair, you change your clothes
15:38My G-Tattoos if you like them
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:44I promise no one's watching me
15:47Not just a body, you somebody
15:50Would a body, you're somebody to me
15:54Not just a body, you somebody
15:56Would a body, want your body on me
16:00Not just a body, you somebody
16:02Would a body, would a body, would a body
16:09Would a body, would a body, would a body on me
16:12Feels down again, it might take you by surprise
16:15My box is short, so I swear I could drive in
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes
16:21My G-Tattoos, they feel like home
16:24They still talk, but I don't care
16:28Saving you, all of your things through my hair
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Just let them talk about me
16:39Not a body, not a body
16:42You're somebody to me
16:44You're somebody to me
16:45You're somebody to me
16:48You're somebody to me
17:00You're somebody to me
17:05I've missed you
17:06I've missed you
17:13I've been busy at practice
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgement
17:18I just missed you
17:28Did you miss me?
17:30Um
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kinda did, but
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game
18:02How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus
18:06So, like I said before
18:08All I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well
18:10I don't want that anymore
18:13Okay, I...
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is, uh...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either
18:36So, maybe...
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be
18:45But, um, either way...
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:59Yeah, fuck me
19:14Alright, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right
19:30If you...
19:31You got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not
19:41You're not, you're not
19:44You're not
19:48You're not
20:03You're not...
20:06You're not...
20:14You're not a man
20:19Come on!
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay!
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible.
20:49Upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable.
21:20Right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris Trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower, you smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:01Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:34Coming back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase and I can't afford my tuition next
23:59semester?
24:00What if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey.
24:09You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:30You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:40Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:09I'll take it down.
25:17What?
25:29I'll take it down.
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Well, time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38Oh, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:41See you there.
25:41Have a game.
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45I'll have to make something you can borrow it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06Um, your band is really good.
26:09Ah, yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like, the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:56By the way.
29:59Please welcome your very own RYAR GOLK!
30:31I think he has the potential, in honesty, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:40I just fucking need it.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table, a thousand of plates.
30:45You're going to be gone here now.
30:56Garrett Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derrick Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that.
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:27Got you, bro.
32:31Got you.
32:34Got you, bro.
32:36No.
32:48So I'm taking over here,
32:49I'm taking over here.
33:13Hey, Gary!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:27Hey, Gary!
34:07I was justified when I was five
34:11Raising Cain, I speak in your eyes
34:16Times are changing, now the ball gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat me down on a Friday night, that's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:37I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
34:40I can hide in the evening, sipping pots of glue
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the thing that I do
35:09I entertain by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping games
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:32I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
35:36Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, I can't do what I do
35:44It's the way I'm a bitch
35:45Here we go, here we go
35:47Pitch up
35:50Pitch up
35:53Pitch up
35:56Yes!
36:06Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25It's a thing that I can do
36:27It's a thing that I can do
36:29Hey, hey, yeah, hey
36:32Bitch, bitch
36:36Bitch is bad
36:40Bitch, bitch
36:43Bitch is bad
36:48Bitch, bitch
36:50Bitch is bad
36:54It's not on the one
36:55It's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling
36:57A heartbeat
37:12What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18Why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this
37:23You promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing
37:35Which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe
37:36Good to see you, too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap
37:43She'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't
37:46She'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49That doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't know what just happened
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone
38:02Which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:07Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay
38:20I'll do your makeup, too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:46Oh, yes, bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, just stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants
39:10And go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots
39:11If you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:13Hey, don't care for pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah
39:17To drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah
39:20To finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, please?
39:27Yeah, we can
39:29Wow, thank you so much
39:49You know, if you pick your head up
39:51Three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's
39:55What's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us
40:03Like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously
40:07Haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, yes
40:15Come on
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out
40:21Relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, thank
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me
40:36Here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:40Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:43Cheers
40:43Say
40:43And I think there's something to pull you
40:47But then you told me to leave
40:49And then I don't want to leave
40:51And then you lost a bitch
40:53And then you lost a bitch
40:55And then you gave me a kiss
40:57I was gonna think of the show
41:00Oh, oh
41:03Oh, oh
41:04I don't want to leave
41:07Oh, oh
41:11Oh, oh
41:13I don't want to leave
41:15On the road
41:16Sing about it
41:20Rollin'
41:20Yes
41:21Yeah
41:23Fuck yeah
41:38Um, Hello
41:42Hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Who are you?
42:22We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay.
42:24Give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it.
42:30Go.
42:35Yes.
42:36Stop it!
42:50Yeah!
42:51One, two, two, three!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, mm, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical.
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no, you come here.
43:43What?
43:45Hey, I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01Yeah.
44:03You're, you're Hannah, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:14Especially.
44:15Yeah.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't play it, I don't play it.
44:20See you around.
44:21Shall we?
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:50Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:22You, uh...
45:23You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:46To impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:57What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:33Help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22If we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself. I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God. Justin's here.
48:47Be cool. You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:18Ha!
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Once you're empty, I seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:38So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
49:47I'm dancing with myself
49:50Oh, oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56Dancing with myself
49:56There's nothing to lose it
49:58And there's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with my soul
50:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
50:16I've looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had to dance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had to dance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had to dance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had to dance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:58One more!
51:16We'll see you next week!
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