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💓My Secret Lover Is His Brother Ep 🍉💚
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00:00:00You
00:00:08Why is making a decision so hard
00:00:15Wait, please look that necklace belong to my late wife sad, but not worth the two million you owe me
00:00:28Please please look. I told you we don't have the money. Please have mercy
00:00:32Dad
00:00:35You may not have any money
00:00:37But you have a daughter
00:00:43So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father don't you dare say that about
00:00:50him darling
00:00:50He owes me a lot of money mm-hmm gambling trouble
00:00:55And now it's time to pay up
00:00:57Please what can I do to make you stop this?
00:01:06Sign your hand in marriage to my son and then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt
00:01:18Marriage I'm only 17. I want to graduate high school. I don't want to get married
00:01:24Darling you haven't met my sons
00:01:27You haven't met my sons
00:01:54It's your wife
00:01:58Mom are you serious?
00:02:00You want me to marry this girl?
00:02:02She looks like she's about to cry
00:02:04Noah, don't be an ass
00:02:07I'm sorry for my brother
00:02:08He's always a jerk to pretty girls
00:02:10I'm Drew
00:02:12You will live with us
00:02:14You will live with us
00:02:14You will date my sons
00:02:15And sign your hand over in marriage
00:02:17And you will truly become a Balford
00:02:21Do we have a deal?
00:02:25You promise if I sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts?
00:02:29Yes
00:02:31Marry one of my boys
00:02:32And you'll save your father
00:02:45Boys collect the girl
00:02:47What?
00:02:48No!
00:02:50Dad! Dad! Dad! No! No!
00:03:13Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:03:16I'm not a monster, Piper
00:03:19You can marry Drew
00:03:20You can marry Noah
00:03:22It's your choice
00:03:23I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
00:03:27It's not like we're thrilled about it either
00:03:31Actually
00:03:33I think this will be fun
00:03:35When do I have to choose?
00:03:37When's your 18th birthday?
00:03:39October 28th, why?
00:03:41Perfect
00:03:42That's only eight weeks away
00:03:46On your birthday
00:03:47On your birthday
00:03:48You will choose between my sons
00:03:52If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad
00:03:56I'll do it
00:04:03Boys, be good
00:04:05Show your new guests around
00:04:06I've got business
00:04:24Don't be scared, Piper
00:04:26I don't bite
00:04:27Know what you're thinking?
00:04:28These are all mine
00:04:30Yeah
00:04:30That one's Model UN
00:04:32It's lacrosse
00:04:34That one is Swim Team
00:04:37And that one
00:04:39It's her best model
00:04:45Is that yours?
00:04:47Yup
00:04:48Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you
00:04:51I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt
00:04:54Tell that to your daddy
00:04:55Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:04:57Don't you dare talk about my father
00:04:59Oh, she's got a backbone
00:05:04I'm not afraid of you
00:05:05Like I care
00:05:07Drew, you play host
00:05:10I'm going for a swim
00:05:11Come on
00:05:12Right here
00:05:34You know you seem nervous around me
00:05:36What?
00:05:37I'm not nervous
00:05:38Right
00:05:39Because you're looking at your future husband
00:05:44It's just a lot
00:05:46I've never even been alone with a guy
00:05:50That means we should make it extra special
00:05:53With a kiss
00:06:01Oh my god
00:06:03You should see your face
00:06:05I'm not going to force a kiss on you
00:06:07Besides, I want your first time to be special
00:06:14Thanks for being so nice to me
00:06:16I feel like your brother hates me
00:06:18Yeah, no one hates everything except his music
00:06:21Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother
00:06:23Me
00:06:24I feel like I should unpack
00:06:28Let me help here
00:06:30No, no, you don't
00:06:32Damn
00:06:33Savings for our wedding night, huh?
00:06:36Come on!
00:06:36No, one more time
00:06:37Yeah, you got it, help!
00:06:46Drew, give it back!
00:06:48Yeah, come on
00:06:50Oh!
00:06:50You want your bra back
00:06:52Sorry
00:06:52Here, come and get it
00:06:54My bra!
00:07:04Last mother, the brothers are here
00:07:06I would die if my future husband saw me like this
00:07:10Yes!
00:07:12Got it!
00:07:16Oh!
00:07:17Oh!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:20Oh!
00:07:21Oh!
00:07:22Sorry
00:07:26Is something funny about this to you?
00:07:33You see something you like?
00:07:35No, no
00:07:36Get off of me
00:07:37This whole innocent act might work on my brother
00:07:39But it's not gonna work on me
00:07:42Your brother was right about you
00:07:43You are a dick
00:07:44If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick
00:07:47Then fine, I'm a dick
00:07:49Well lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then, right?
00:07:55Hey, did you get your bra back?
00:07:56Piper?
00:07:57She's so desperate to show me her tits
00:07:59Her bra is hanging from the ceiling
00:08:01Give that back to her
00:08:03I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you
00:08:05Hey, she's not going anywhere
00:08:07Are you seriously playing it to mom's little game?
00:08:10You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family
00:08:13And besides, I like having her here
00:08:16Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:08:19It's awkward enough having to date two brothers
00:08:23We're not dating, okay?
00:08:24You're in over your head
00:08:25Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see
00:08:28Just wait
00:08:41Hey, you doing it?
00:08:43There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it
00:08:46Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you
00:08:49I'd rather go solo
00:09:00I don't need the Belfort brothers
00:09:02I just got to keep my head down
00:09:04Hey, you girl!
00:09:05I'm CJ, student body president
00:09:08And it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro
00:09:15Seems like any other high school to me
00:09:17Oh, you perfectly stupid newbie
00:09:22Exclusivity is everything at Alboro
00:09:25The only thing that matters is your friend group
00:09:30Are those girls like models?
00:09:32Cleo Fairchild and Megan King
00:09:35Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten
00:09:37And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle
00:09:43Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
00:09:45Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
00:09:47The Belfort brothers are here!
00:10:15What's the big deal?
00:10:17Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet
00:10:19Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected
00:10:23And Drew is an all-star
00:10:25Most popular, best athlete, best smile
00:10:28And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them
00:10:32But nobody knows who it is
00:10:34If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me
00:10:36And it will be
00:10:37Whoever that girl is better, watch out
00:10:42Wow
00:10:44That outfit
00:10:45Kinda makes it look like you fit in
00:10:47Your outfit
00:10:48Almost makes you look like a proper gentleman
00:10:53She's sorry
00:10:55No one talks to Noah Belfort like that
00:10:57Maybe they should
00:10:59He needs to be humbled
00:11:00That's cute
00:11:01I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest
00:11:04If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully
00:11:10That's funny
00:11:10I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night
00:11:19Piper, how do you know them?
00:11:23Piper's the girl who has to choose
00:11:25To marry me or my brother
00:11:39Great, now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers
00:11:42I'm sorry
00:11:43I thought everyone should know
00:11:45Show's over, freaks
00:11:48Seriously, I told you, I don't want her associated with us
00:11:51She's part of our circle now
00:11:53It's our job to make her feel welcome
00:11:55It's my job to go to guitar practice
00:11:58Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now
00:12:01Don't embarrass us
00:12:07Ignore my brother
00:12:10Way ahead of you
00:12:11Listen, I think you'll fit in now, bro
00:12:16Especially once I introduce you to my friends
00:12:18Piper, these are my best friends, Megan and Cleo
00:12:21We kinda met already
00:12:23Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry
00:12:27We can take care of her, Drew
00:12:29I know, we besties
00:12:32Come on
00:12:34Don't worry, Piper
00:12:36You're in good hands
00:12:42Thanks guys, I've always had a hard time making friends
00:12:45Friends?
00:12:46Wait, you thought we were being serious?
00:12:48We're gonna prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort brothers
00:12:54Do you even know who we are?
00:12:56My mother invented the spray tan
00:12:57What did your mom do? Scrub dishes?
00:13:00The Belfort brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school
00:13:03But we aren't gonna let them marry some stinky little scab
00:13:06I never asked for any of this
00:13:08If I could go back to my school and my family, I would
00:13:10Ugh, bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet
00:13:15I'm gonna tell Drew about this
00:13:17You're not gonna tell Drew anything
00:13:18You want us to leave you alone?
00:13:20Dump the Belfort's
00:13:22If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything
00:13:26I can't back down
00:13:28Give me that back!
00:13:30My mom gave me this, it's vintage!
00:13:32Vintage!
00:13:32Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special
00:13:41Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention?
00:13:47With this tiny little bra?
00:14:05What's that smell?
00:14:07I think it's diaper or should I say diaper?
00:14:11She smells like a hot load
00:14:13Oh the hell
00:14:26Piper, you're not supposed to be in here
00:14:28This is my private studio
00:14:33I get it!
00:14:35I get it, okay Noah?
00:14:39I don't belong here!
00:14:41You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
00:14:44Piper?
00:14:46Screw you Noah!
00:14:48Screw you!
00:14:55Who did this to you?
00:14:59Who did this to you?
00:15:01You!
00:15:02You did this to me!
00:15:04As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone I became a target!
00:15:08Don't be stupid!
00:15:10How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:15:14God, you're such a bully!
00:15:18You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee Megan and Cleo!
00:15:22It was Megan and Cleo
00:15:25No
00:15:28Noah
00:15:29Where are you?
00:15:30Hey Noah!
00:15:31Noah, come here!
00:15:42Come here!
00:15:48So!
00:15:51Piper told me about your hilarious prank!
00:15:53Nice work!
00:15:55Piper, come here!
00:15:56I traded one bully for a worse one
00:15:58My future husband, Noah Belfort
00:16:03Piper, come here!
00:16:07Piper told me about your hilarious prank!
00:16:09You destroyed her backpack!
00:16:10Well yeah, I mean that cheap little thing was barely all together!
00:16:13And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom!
00:16:16Oh my god!
00:16:18That's mine!
00:16:25Your turn!
00:16:25Bag! Now!
00:16:26No, no, no, please, it's a designer!
00:16:28Paint over your back!
00:16:32Oh!
00:16:35Wow, Cleo!
00:16:37You really love this shit!
00:16:46If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with me!
00:17:02Hey!
00:17:04Why did you help me?
00:17:05You don't even like me!
00:17:08My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you!
00:17:11So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble!
00:17:13I don't need your protection!
00:17:15Tell that to the crying girl in the music room!
00:17:19You know, I used to think you were a dick!
00:17:22Now I think you're a mega dick!
00:17:24It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass!
00:17:29Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort, but not me!
00:17:35So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk, to a hero, right back to being a jerk
00:17:41again?
00:17:42Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you!
00:17:45Hmm?
00:17:46So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
00:17:48Let this through your head.
00:17:51Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
00:17:59Piper!
00:18:00What's wrong?
00:18:01Is no one being an asshole to you again?
00:18:03I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
00:18:07Wait, for real?
00:18:09I'll go and talk to her.
00:18:10No, don't. It's over. I don't want trouble.
00:18:14The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
00:18:19Come with us, to the senior party tonight.
00:18:21She's not going to that stupid party!
00:18:24You don't speak for me.
00:18:28I'm in.
00:18:29I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
00:18:34If Piper goes, then I go.
00:18:39When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
00:18:42Camera action, saying cheese.
00:18:46When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
00:18:49Take a seat, I'll make you freeze.
00:18:53A luau.
00:18:57I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
00:19:02They are.
00:19:03But, when we want to have fun, we've done real parties.
00:19:07At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
00:19:11Might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
00:19:15And you're fresh meat.
00:19:17So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
00:19:20You don't need your protection.
00:19:22Yeah, dude. Shut up. We'll take care of you.
00:19:26Woo! How are my favorite brothers and their little stage five clinger?
00:19:30We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
00:19:33Oh! No drama.
00:19:36I've been very cool now, actually.
00:19:38In fact, I came over here to apologize.
00:19:41By inviting you to play a game of spin the bottle.
00:19:48Drew, it's gonna land on you.
00:19:49Woo!
00:19:57Ugh. I don't kiss losers.
00:20:03So you don't have to kiss on the board?
00:20:04No. You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
00:20:08Here, I'll show you.
00:20:12Why am I watching her so closely?
00:20:15Why do I care?
00:20:21Kiss me, Drew.
00:20:25Sorry.
00:20:28Same name for my future wife.
00:20:31Piper.
00:20:31Here. Your turn.
00:20:33Move over.
00:20:36I thought you weren't playing.
00:20:38And something changed my mind.
00:20:41I'm just gonna skip my turn.
00:20:43You sit in the circle, you play.
00:20:45Those are the rules.
00:20:50Oh, it's so raining on me.
00:21:00You did that on purpose.
00:21:01I'm just gonna skip.
00:21:08It landed on me.
00:21:13It's like dead center.
00:21:15Oh my god, you should kiss them both.
00:21:24Oh my god, you should kiss them both.
00:21:39Why is making a decision so hard?
00:21:44Piper, help!
00:21:50Please, please!
00:21:51Look, that necklace belonged to my late wife.
00:21:53Sad.
00:21:55But not worth the two million you owe me.
00:21:58No, no.
00:21:59Please, please.
00:22:00Look, I told you.
00:22:01We don't have the money.
00:22:02Please, have mercy!
00:22:03Dad!
00:22:06You may not have any money,
00:22:09but you have a daughter.
00:22:15So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:22:20Don't you dare say that about him!
00:22:21Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
00:22:25Gambling trouble.
00:22:26And now it's time to pay up.
00:22:29What can I do to make you stop this?
00:22:38Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
00:22:42And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
00:22:49Marriage.
00:22:50I'm only 17.
00:22:52I want to graduate high school!
00:22:54I don't want to get married!
00:22:56Darlene!
00:22:56You haven't met my sons!
00:23:18And now I have a daughter.
00:23:22Bye-bye!
00:23:23Is that a darling girl?
00:23:23Good girl.
00:23:24I found your future wife!
00:23:29Mom, are you serious?
00:23:31You want me to marry this girl?
00:23:34She looks like she's about to cry.
00:23:36Noah, don't be an ass.
00:23:38I'm sorry for my brother.
00:23:40He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
00:23:42I'm Drew.
00:23:43You will live with us, you will date my sons,
00:23:47and sign your handover in marriage,
00:23:49and you will truly become a Balford.
00:23:52Do we have a deal?
00:23:56You promise if I sign this contract
00:23:59you'll forgive my father's debts?
00:24:01Yes!
00:24:02Marry one of my boys,
00:24:03and you'll save your father.
00:24:16Boys, collect the girl.
00:24:18What?
00:24:20No!
00:24:21Stop!
00:24:22Stop!
00:24:22Stop!
00:24:23No!
00:24:44Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:24:47I'm not a monster, Piper.
00:24:50You can marry Drew.
00:24:52You can marry Noah.
00:24:54It's your choice.
00:24:55I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband.
00:24:58It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
00:25:03Actually, I think this will be fun.
00:25:06When do I have to choose?
00:25:07When's your 18th birthday?
00:25:10October 28th.
00:25:11Why?
00:25:13Perfect.
00:25:14That's only eight weeks away.
00:25:17On your birthday,
00:25:19you will choose between my sons.
00:25:23If choosing one of these brothers as my husband
00:25:26is the only way to save my dad,
00:25:28I'll do it.
00:25:35Boys, be good.
00:25:36Show your new guests around.
00:25:38I've got business.
00:25:56Don't be scared, Piper.
00:25:57I don't bite.
00:25:59Know what you're thinking?
00:26:00These are all mine.
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:02That one's Model UN.
00:26:04It's lacrosse.
00:26:05That one is swim team.
00:26:09That one?
00:26:10It's for best model.
00:26:16Is that yours?
00:26:18Yup.
00:26:20Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
00:26:23I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's day.
00:26:25Tell that to your daddy.
00:26:27Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:26:28Don't you dare talk about my father.
00:26:30Oh.
00:26:31She's got a backbone.
00:26:35I'm not afraid of you.
00:26:37Like I care.
00:26:39Drew, you play host.
00:26:41I'm going for a swim.
00:27:05You know you seem nervous around me.
00:27:07What?
00:27:08I'm not nervous.
00:27:09Right.
00:27:10Because you're looking at your future husband.
00:27:15It's just a lot.
00:27:17I've never even been alone with a guy.
00:27:21That means we should make it extra special.
00:27:25With a kiss.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:34You should see your face.
00:27:36I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
00:27:39Besides, I want a first time to be special.
00:27:45Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:27:47I feel like your brother hates me.
00:27:49Yeah.
00:27:50No way it's everything except his music.
00:27:52Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
00:27:55Me.
00:27:56I feel like I should unpack.
00:28:00Let me help.
00:28:01No, no, you don't.
00:28:03Damn.
00:28:04Savings for our wedding night, huh?
00:28:07Come on.
00:28:07No, one more time.
00:28:08Yeah, you got it.
00:28:17Drew, give it back.
00:28:20Oh, you want your bra back.
00:28:23Sorry.
00:28:23Okay, okay.
00:28:24Come get it.
00:28:26My bra!
00:28:35At least while the other brothers are here, I would die if my future husband saw it like this.
00:28:42Yes!
00:28:43Got it!
00:28:46Oh!
00:28:48Oh!
00:28:50Oh!
00:28:51Oh!
00:28:52Um, sorry.
00:28:57Is something funny about this to you?
00:29:04You see something you like?
00:29:06No.
00:29:07No.
00:29:07Get off of me.
00:29:08This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not gonna work on me.
00:29:13Your brother was right about you.
00:29:14You are a dick.
00:29:16If not wanting to be forced since marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
00:29:20I'm a dick.
00:29:21Hmm.
00:29:21Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother, then.
00:29:24Right?
00:29:25Mm-hmm.
00:29:26Hey, you should get your bra back, Piper.
00:29:28She's so desperate to show me her tits.
00:29:30Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
00:29:33Give that back to her!
00:29:34I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
00:29:36Hey, she's not going anywhere.
00:29:38Are you seriously playing into mom's little game?
00:29:41You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
00:29:45And besides, I like having her here.
00:29:48Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:29:50It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:29:54We're not dating, okay?
00:29:56You're in over your head.
00:29:57Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
00:30:00Just wait.
00:30:12Hey.
00:30:13You doing it?
00:30:14There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:30:17Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:30:20I'd rather go so long.
00:30:32I don't need the Belfort brothers.
00:30:33I just gotta keep my head down.
00:30:35Hey, you girl!
00:30:36I'm CJ, student body president.
00:30:39And it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro.
00:30:46Seems like any other high school to me.
00:30:49Oh, you perfectly stupid movie.
00:30:53Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:30:56The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:31:01Are those girls like models?
00:31:03Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
00:31:06Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten.
00:31:09And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:31:14Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
00:31:18The Belfort brothers are here!
00:31:46What's the good deal?
00:31:48Noah's, like, the hottest guy in the world.
00:31:51Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:31:55And Drew is an all-star.
00:31:57Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:31:59And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:32:04But nobody knows who it is.
00:32:05If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:32:08And it will be.
00:32:09Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
00:32:14Wow.
00:32:15That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:32:19Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:32:24She's sorry.
00:32:26No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:32:29Maybe they should.
00:32:30He needs to be humbled.
00:32:32That's cute.
00:32:33I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:32:35If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:32:41That's funny.
00:32:42I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:32:50Piper, how do you know them?
00:32:54Pipers?
00:32:55The girl who has to choose.
00:32:57To marry me or my brother.
00:33:08Oh, man.
00:33:10Great.
00:33:11Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers.
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:15I thought everyone should know.
00:33:16Show's over, freaks.
00:33:19Seriously.
00:33:20I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:33:23She's part of our circle now.
00:33:24It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:33:26It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:33:29Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:33:32Don't embarrass us.
00:33:39Ignore my brother.
00:33:41Way ahead of you.
00:33:43Listen.
00:33:44I think you'll fit in now, bro.
00:33:47Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:33:49Piper.
00:33:50These are my best friends.
00:33:51Megan and Cleo.
00:33:53We kinda met already.
00:33:54Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:33:58We can take care of her, Drew.
00:34:01I know.
00:34:01We besties.
00:34:03Come on.
00:34:05Don't worry, Piper.
00:34:07You're in good hands.
00:34:13Thanks, guys.
00:34:15I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:34:16Friends?
00:34:17Wait.
00:34:18You thought we were being serious?
00:34:20We're gonna prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort brothers.
00:34:25Do you even know who we are?
00:34:27My mother invented the spray tan.
00:34:29What did your mom do?
00:34:30Scrub dishes?
00:34:31The Belfort brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:34:34But we aren't gonna let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:34:37I never asked for any of this.
00:34:39If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:34:42Ugh.
00:34:42Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:34:46I'm gonna tell Drew about this.
00:34:48You're not gonna tell Drew anything.
00:34:50You want us to leave you alone?
00:34:52Dump the Belfort's.
00:34:53If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:34:58I can't back down.
00:35:00Give me that bag!
00:35:01My mom gave me this!
00:35:03It's vintage!
00:35:03Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:35:13Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention?
00:35:18With this tiny little bra?
00:35:28Vintage is what poor people call used items.
00:35:36What's that smell?
00:35:38I think it's Piper, or should I say diaper?
00:35:42She smells like a hot load.
00:35:45Ew.
00:35:57Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:35:59This is my private studio.
00:36:04I get it!
00:36:06I get it!
00:36:08Okay, Noah?
00:36:10I don't belong here!
00:36:12You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
00:36:16Piper?
00:36:17Screw you, Noah!
00:36:19Screw you!
00:36:27Who did this to you?
00:36:31You!
00:36:34You did this to me!
00:36:36As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone I became a target!
00:36:39Don't be stupid!
00:36:42How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:36:46God, you're such a bully!
00:36:49You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo!
00:36:53It was Megan and Cleo.
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:57Come.
00:37:00Noah.
00:37:00Where are we?
00:37:01Hey Noah!
00:37:02Noah, come here!
00:37:11Come here!
00:37:20So...
00:37:22Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:37:24Nice work.
00:37:26Piper, come here!
00:37:28I traded one bully for a worse one.
00:37:30My future husband, Noah Belfer.
00:37:34Piper, come here!
00:37:38Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:37:40You destroyed her backpack.
00:37:41Well, yeah.
00:37:42I mean, that cheap little thing was really all together.
00:37:45And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom!
00:37:47Oh my god.
00:37:49That's mine!
00:37:56Your turn.
00:37:57Bag, now!
00:37:58Please, it's designer!
00:37:59Paint over the bag!
00:38:04No!
00:38:06Wow, Cleo!
00:38:08You really love this shit!
00:38:18If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with me!
00:38:34Hey!
00:38:35Why did you help me?
00:38:37You don't even like me.
00:38:39My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
00:38:42So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble.
00:38:44I don't need your protection.
00:38:46Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
00:38:50You know, I used to think you were a dick.
00:38:53Now I think you're a mega dick.
00:38:55It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
00:39:00Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfer, but not me.
00:39:06So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero, right back to being a jerk
00:39:12again?
00:39:13Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
00:39:16Hmm?
00:39:17So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
00:39:20Get this to your head.
00:39:22Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
00:39:30Piper!
00:39:31What's wrong?
00:39:33Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
00:39:34I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
00:39:38Wait.
00:39:39For real?
00:39:41I'll go and talk to her.
00:39:42No.
00:39:42Don't.
00:39:43It's over.
00:39:44I don't want trouble.
00:39:46The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
00:39:51Come with us.
00:39:51To the senior party tonight.
00:39:53She's not going to that stupid party.
00:39:55You don't speak for me.
00:39:59I'm in.
00:40:00I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
00:40:06If Piper goes, then I go.
00:40:10When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
00:40:14Camera action, saying cheese.
00:40:17When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
00:40:20Take a seat, I'll make you freeze.
00:40:24A luau.
00:40:28I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
00:40:33They are.
00:40:34But, when we want to have fun, they're real parties.
00:40:38At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
00:40:43Might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
00:40:47You're fresh meat.
00:40:48So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
00:40:51I don't need your protection.
00:40:53Yeah, I do.
00:40:54Chill out.
00:40:54We'll take care of her.
00:40:57Woo!
00:40:58How are my favorite brothers and their little stage five clinger?
00:41:02We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
00:41:06No drama.
00:41:07I'm very cool now, actually.
00:41:09In fact, I came over here to apologize.
00:41:12By inviting you to play a game of Spin the Final.
00:41:19Drew, it's going to land on you.
00:41:21Woo!
00:41:28Ugh.
00:41:29I don't kiss losers.
00:41:34So you don't have to kiss a loser?
00:41:35No.
00:41:36You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
00:41:39Here, I'll show you.
00:41:43Why am I watching her so closely?
00:41:46Why do I care?
00:41:53Kiss me, Drew.
00:41:56Sorry.
00:41:59Save me if you're my future wife.
00:42:02Piper.
00:42:03Here.
00:42:03Your turn.
00:42:04Move over.
00:42:07I thought you weren't playing.
00:42:09And something changed my mind.
00:42:12I'm just going to skip my turn.
00:42:14You sit in the circle.
00:42:16You play.
00:42:16Those are the rules.
00:42:21It's so landed on me.
00:42:31You did that on purpose.
00:42:33I'm just going to skip.
00:42:39It landed on me.
00:42:41No.
00:42:44It landed on me.
00:42:45It's like dead center.
00:42:47Oh my gosh, you should kiss them both.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:11Why is making a decision so hard?
00:43:15Fiper, help!
00:43:21Please, please, look, that necklace belonged to my late wife.
00:43:25Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me.
00:43:29No, no, no, please, please, look, I told you, we don't have the money.
00:43:33Please, have mercy.
00:43:35Dad, Dad, you may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
00:43:46So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:43:51Don't you dare say that about him.
00:43:52Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
00:43:56Gambling trouble.
00:43:57And now it's time to pay up.
00:43:59Please.
00:44:00What can I do to make you sell this?
00:44:09Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
00:44:13And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
00:44:20Marriage.
00:44:21I'm only 17.
00:44:23I want to graduate high school.
00:44:25I don't want to get married.
00:44:27Darlene, you haven't met my sons.
00:44:53Boys, I found your future wife.
00:45:01Mom, are you serious?
00:45:02You want me to marry this girl?
00:45:05She looks like she's about to cry.
00:45:07Noah, don't be an ass.
00:45:09I'm sorry for my brother.
00:45:11He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
00:45:13I'm Drew.
00:45:14You will live with us.
00:45:16You will date my sons.
00:45:17And sign your hand over in marriage.
00:45:20And you will truly become a Balford.
00:45:23Do we have a deal?
00:45:27You promise if I sign this contract, you'll forgive my father's debts?
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:33Marry one of my boys.
00:45:35And you'll save your father.
00:45:48Boys, collect the girl.
00:45:49What?
00:45:51No.
00:45:52Dad.
00:45:53Dad.
00:45:54Dad.
00:45:55No.
00:45:56Dad.
00:46:07Dad.
00:46:15Um, which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:46:19I'm not a monster, Piper.
00:46:21You can marry Drew.
00:46:23You can marry Noah.
00:46:25It's your choice.
00:46:26I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
00:46:30It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
00:46:35Actually, I think this will be fun.
00:46:37When do I have to choose?
00:46:39When's your 18th birthday?
00:46:41October 28th. Why?
00:46:44Perfect. That's only eight weeks away.
00:46:48On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
00:46:54If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
00:47:06Boys, be good.
00:47:07Show your new guests around.
00:47:09I've got business.
00:47:27Don't be scared, Piper. I don't bite.
00:47:30You know what you're thinking?
00:47:31These are all mine.
00:47:32Yeah, that one's Model UN.
00:47:35It's lacrosse.
00:47:37That one is swim team.
00:47:40That one?
00:47:41It's her best model.
00:47:47Is that yours?
00:47:50Yup.
00:47:51Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
00:47:54I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
00:47:57Tell that to your daddy.
00:47:58Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:47:59Don't you dare talk about my father.
00:48:01Oh, she's got a backbone.
00:48:07I'm not afraid of you.
00:48:08Like I care.
00:48:10Drew, you play host.
00:48:12I'm going for a swim.
00:48:14Come on.
00:48:15Right here.
00:48:36You know, you seem nervous around me.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39I'm not nervous.
00:48:41Because you're looking at your future husband.
00:48:46It's just a lot.
00:48:48I've never even been alone with a guy.
00:48:52That means we should make it extra special.
00:48:56With a kiss.
00:49:04Oh, my God.
00:49:05You should see your face.
00:49:07I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
00:49:10Besides, I want it first time to be special.
00:49:17Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:49:19I feel like your brother hates me.
00:49:20Yeah.
00:49:21No one hates everything except his music.
00:49:23Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
00:49:26Me.
00:49:27I feel like I should unpack.
00:49:31Let me help you.
00:49:32Oh, no, you don't.
00:49:34Damn.
00:49:36Save us for our wedding night, huh?
00:49:38Come on.
00:49:38No, one more time.
00:49:39Yeah, you got it.
00:49:40Oh.
00:49:48Drew, give it back.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:52Oh, you want your bra back.
00:49:54Sorry.
00:49:55Here, come get it.
00:49:57My bra!
00:50:07Please, neither of the brothers are here.
00:50:08I would die if my future hasn't been something like this.
00:50:13Yes!
00:50:14Got it!
00:50:18Come on.
00:50:19Oh.
00:50:21Oh.
00:50:22Oh.
00:50:23Um.
00:50:24Sorry.
00:50:29Something funny about this to you?
00:50:36You see something you like?
00:50:37No.
00:50:38No.
00:50:38Get off of me.
00:50:39This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me.
00:50:44Your brother was right about you.
00:50:45You are a dick.
00:50:47If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
00:50:51I'm a dick.
00:50:52Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother, then.
00:50:55Right?
00:50:56Mm-hmm.
00:50:57Hey, you should get your bra back, Piper.
00:50:59She's so desperate.
00:51:00Just show me her tits.
00:51:01Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
00:51:04Give that back, Piper.
00:51:22It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:51:25We're not dating, okay?
00:51:27You're in over your head.
00:51:28Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
00:51:31Just wait.
00:51:43Hey.
00:51:45You going in?
00:51:45There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:51:48Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:51:52I'd rather go so long.
00:52:03I don't need the Belfort brothers.
00:52:05I just got to keep my head down.
00:52:06Hey, you girl.
00:52:07I'm CJ, student body president, and it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at
00:52:15Alboro.
00:52:17Seems like any other high school to me.
00:52:20Oh.
00:52:21You perfectly stupid movie.
00:52:25Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:52:28The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:52:32Are those girls, like, models?
00:52:35Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
00:52:37Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten, and Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:52:45Oh, my God, the Belfort brothers.
00:52:49The Belfort brothers are here.
00:53:18What's the good deal?
00:53:20Noah's, like, the hottest guy on the planet.
00:53:22Every girl has thrown herself at him, and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:53:26And Drew is an all-star.
00:53:28Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:53:30And there's a rumor that Mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:53:35But nobody knows who it is.
00:53:36If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:53:39And it will be.
00:53:40Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
00:53:45Wow.
00:53:46That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:53:50Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:53:55She's sorry.
00:53:57No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:54:00Maybe they should.
00:54:01He needs to be humbled.
00:54:03That's cute.
00:54:04I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:54:06If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:54:12That's funny.
00:54:13I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:54:21Piper, how do you know them?
00:54:26Piper's the girl who has to choose, to marry me or my brother.
00:54:41Piper, how do you know everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers?
00:54:45I'm sorry.
00:54:46I thought everyone should know.
00:54:48Show's over, freaks.
00:54:50Seriously, I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:54:54She's part of our circle now.
00:54:56It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:54:57It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:55:00Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:55:03Don't embarrass us.
00:55:10Ignore my brother.
00:55:13Way ahead of you.
00:55:14Listen, I think you'll fit in now, bro.
00:55:18Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:55:21Piper, these are my best friends, Megan and Cleo.
00:55:24We kind of met already.
00:55:25Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:55:29We can take care of her, Drew.
00:55:32I know, we'll be besties.
00:55:34Come on.
00:55:36Don't worry, Piper.
00:55:39You're in good hands.
00:55:45Thanks, guys.
00:55:46I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:55:48Friends?
00:55:48Wait, you thought we were being serious?
00:55:50We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
00:55:56Do you even know who we are?
00:55:58My mother invented the spray tan.
00:56:00What did your mom do?
00:56:01Scrub dishes?
00:56:02The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:56:05We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:56:08I never asked for any of this.
00:56:10If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:56:14Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:56:18I'm going to tell Drew about this.
00:56:19You're not going to tell Drew anything.
00:56:21You want us to leave you alone?
00:56:23Dump the Belfort's.
00:56:25If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:56:29I can't back down.
00:56:31Give me that back!
00:56:32My mom gave me this advantage!
00:56:35Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:56:44Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention
00:56:49with this tiny little bra?
00:57:07What's that smell?
00:57:09I think it's diaper, or should I say diaper?
00:57:13She smells like a hot load.
00:57:16Ew.
00:57:28Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:57:31It's my private studio.
00:57:35I get it!
00:57:38I get it, okay, Noah?
00:57:41I don't belong here!
00:57:43You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
00:57:47Piper?
00:57:48Screw you, Noah!
00:57:50Screw you!
00:57:58Who did this to you?
00:58:02Who did this to you?
00:58:03You!
00:58:05You did this to me!
00:58:07As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target!
00:58:10Don't be stupid!
00:58:13How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:58:17God, you're such a bully!
00:58:20You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee Megan and Cleo!
00:58:24It was Megan and Cleo.
00:58:26Yeah.
00:58:28Come.
00:58:31Noah.
00:58:32Where are we?
00:58:32Hey, Noah!
00:58:33Noah, come here!
00:58:36Come here!
00:58:39Come here!
00:58:40Come here!
00:58:40Come here!
00:58:41Come here!
00:58:42Come here!
00:58:43Come here!
00:58:44Come here!
00:58:45Come here!
00:58:46Come here!
00:58:51Come here!
00:58:53Piper told me about your hilarious prank!
00:58:55Haha!
00:58:56Nice work!
00:58:57Piper, come here!
00:58:59I traded one bully for a worse one.
00:59:01My future husband, Noah Belfort.
00:59:05Piper, come here!
00:59:09Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:59:11You destroyed her backpack?
00:59:12Well, yeah, I mean that cheap little thing was really all together and then she's all like I got it
00:59:17for my dead mom
00:59:27Your turn bag now
00:59:39You really love to shit
00:59:49If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with me
01:00:06Hey, why did you help me? You don't even like me
01:00:10My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you
01:00:13So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble
01:00:16I don't need your protection
01:00:18Tell that to the crying girl in the music room
01:00:21You know, I used to think you were a dick
01:00:25Now I think you're a mega dick
01:00:27It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass
01:00:32Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort
01:00:36But not me
01:00:38So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk
01:00:40To a hero
01:00:42Right back to being a jerk again
01:00:44Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you
01:00:48So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
01:00:51Get this through your head
01:00:54Whether you choose my brother or me
01:00:57I'm never marrying you
01:01:01Piper
01:01:02What's wrong?
01:01:04Is no one being an asshole to you again?
01:01:05I actually saved her from your two groupies
01:01:08Megan and Cleo
01:01:09Wait
01:01:10Group?
01:01:12I'll go and talk to her
01:01:13No
01:01:14Don't
01:01:14It's over
01:01:15I don't want trouble
01:01:17The best thing you can do
01:01:19Is show them that you're not afraid
01:01:22Come with us
01:01:22To the senior party tonight
01:01:23She's not going to that stupid party
01:01:26You don't speak for me
01:01:30I'm in
01:01:32I should walk away
01:01:33Let her pick Drew
01:01:35And be done with this
01:01:37If Piper goes
01:01:38Then I go
01:01:41When I walk in the room
01:01:43Eyes on me
01:01:44Camera action
01:01:46Say cheese
01:01:48When I walk in the room
01:01:49Eyes on me
01:01:51Take a seat
01:01:53I'll make you please
01:01:55A luau
01:01:59I would have thought that rich kid parties are like
01:02:02Caviar tastings on a yacht
01:02:04They are
01:02:05But
01:02:06When we want to have fun
01:02:07They're real parties
01:02:09At our core
01:02:10Albertines just
01:02:12Want to look hot
01:02:13And get wasted
01:02:14Might look fun and innocent
01:02:16But these guys are sharks
01:02:17And you're fresh meat
01:02:20So
01:02:20I'm not taking my eyes off you
01:02:22I don't need your protection
01:02:24Yeah I do
01:02:25Shut up
01:02:25I'll take care of you
01:02:29How are my favorite brothers
01:02:31And their little stage fan clinger
01:02:33We're not dealing with any drama
01:02:35Cleo
01:02:36No drama
01:02:38I'm very cool now actually
01:02:40In fact
01:02:41I came over here to apologize
01:02:43By inviting you to play a game of spin the final
01:02:50Drew it's gonna land on you
01:02:59I don't kiss losers
01:03:05So you don't have to kiss on the floor
01:03:07Now
01:03:08You either kiss the person
01:03:09Or you take a shot
01:03:10Here I'll show you
01:03:15Why am I watching her so closely
01:03:18Why do I care
01:03:24Kiss me Drew
01:03:27Sorry
01:03:31Save me if you're my future wife
01:03:33Piper
01:03:34Here
01:03:34Your turn
01:03:35Move over
01:03:38I thought you weren't playing
01:03:41Something changed my mind
01:03:44I'm just gonna skip my turn
01:03:45You sit in the circle
01:03:46You play
01:03:47Those are the rules
01:03:53It's so raining on me
01:04:02You did that on purpose
01:04:03I'm just gonna skip
01:04:11It landed on me
01:04:12No
01:04:15Landed on me
01:04:16It's like dead center
01:04:18Oh my gosh
01:04:18You should kiss them both
01:04:42Why is making a decision so hard?
01:04:47Why the hell?
01:04:51Ah
01:04:52Please
01:04:53Please
01:04:53That necklace belonged to my late wife
01:04:56Sad
01:04:56But not worth the two million you owe me
01:05:00No
01:05:01No please
01:05:02Please
01:05:02Look I told you
01:05:03We don't have the money
01:05:04Please have mercy
01:05:05Dad
01:05:06Dad
01:05:09You may not have any money
01:05:11But you have a daughter
01:05:17So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
01:05:22Don't you dare say that about him
01:05:24Darling
01:05:24He owes me a lot of money
01:05:27Gambling trouble
01:05:29And now it's time to pay up
01:05:30Please
01:05:31What can I do to make you stop this?
01:05:40Sign your hand in marriage
01:05:42To my son
01:05:44And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt
01:05:51Marriage
01:05:53I'm only 17
01:05:55I want to graduate high school
01:05:56I don't want to get married
01:05:57Darling
01:05:59You haven't met my sons
01:06:25Boys
01:06:26I found your future wife
01:06:32Mom are you serious?
01:06:34You want me to marry this girl?
01:06:36She looks like she's about to cry
01:06:38Noah
01:06:39Don't be an ass
01:06:41I'm sorry for my brother
01:06:42He's always a jerk to pretty girls
01:06:44I'm Drew
01:06:46You will live with us
01:06:47You will date my sons
01:06:49And sign your hand over in marriage
01:06:51And you will truly become a balford
01:06:55Do we have a deal?
01:06:59You promise
01:07:00If I sign this contract
01:07:01You'll forgive my father's debts
01:07:03Yes
01:07:04Marry one of my boys
01:07:06And you'll save your father
01:07:19Boys, collect the girl
01:07:20What?
01:07:22What?
01:07:23No
01:07:23Dad!
01:07:24Dad!
01:07:25Dad!
01:07:26No!
01:07:26No!
01:07:46Um, which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
01:07:50I'm not a monster, Piper.
01:07:52You can marry Drew.
01:07:54You can marry Noah.
01:07:56It's your choice.
01:07:57I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
01:08:01It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
01:08:06Actually, I think this will be fun.
01:08:09When do I have to choose?
01:08:11When's your 18th birthday?
01:08:13October 28th.
01:08:14Why?
01:08:15Perfect.
01:08:16That's only eight weeks away.
01:08:19On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
01:08:25If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
01:08:37Boys, be good.
01:08:39Show your new guests around.
01:08:40I've got business.
01:08:58Don't be scared, Piper.
01:08:59I don't bite.
01:09:01I don't know what you're thinking.
01:09:02These are all mine.
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:04That one's Model UN.
01:09:06It's lacrosse.
01:09:08That one is swim team.
01:09:11Oh, that one?
01:09:13It's her best model.
01:09:19Is that yours?
01:09:21Yup.
01:09:22Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
01:09:25I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
01:09:28Tell that to your daddy.
01:09:29Didn't he gamble all your money away?
01:09:31Don't you dare talk about my father.
01:09:32Oh, she's got a backbone.
01:09:38I'm not afraid of you.
01:09:39Like I care.
01:09:41Drew, you play host.
01:09:44I'm going for a swim.
01:09:45Come on.
01:09:46It's right here.
01:10:07You know, you seem nervous around me.
01:10:10What?
01:10:10I'm not nervous.
01:10:12Right.
01:10:13Because you're looking at your future husband.
01:10:17It's just a lot.
01:10:20I've never even been alone with a guy.
01:10:24That means we should make it extra special.
01:10:27With a kiss.
01:10:35Oh, my God.
01:10:36You should see your face.
01:10:38I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
01:10:41Besides, I want a first time to be special.
01:10:48Thanks for being so nice to me.
01:10:50I feel like your brother hates me.
01:10:52No way it's everything except his music.
01:10:54Lucky for you, you can choose the better, brother.
01:10:57Me.
01:10:59I feel like I should unpack.
01:11:02Let me help you.
01:11:04Oh, no, you don't...
01:11:06Damn.
01:11:07Save us for our wedding night, huh?
01:11:09Come on.
01:11:10No, one more time.
01:11:11Yeah, you got it.
01:11:11Oh!
01:11:20Drew, give it back!
01:11:22Yeah, come on.
01:11:23Oh, you want your bra back.
01:11:26Sorry.
01:11:26Here, come get it.
01:11:32Oh, the brothers are here.
01:11:40I would die if my future hasn't sold me like this.
01:11:44Yes!
01:11:45Got it!
01:11:49Oh, my God.
01:11:50Come on.
01:11:51Oh.
01:11:52Oh.
01:11:53Oh.
01:11:53Oh.
01:11:54Oh.
01:11:55Sorry.
01:12:00Is something funny about this to you?
01:12:07You see something you like?
01:12:09No, no. Get off of me.
01:12:10This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not gonna work on me.
01:12:15Your brother was right about you.
01:12:17You are a dick.
01:12:18If not wanting to be forced since marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine. I'm a dick.
01:12:23Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then, right?
01:12:28Hey, did you get your bra back, Piper?
01:12:31She's so desperate to show me her tits. Her bra is hanging from the ceiling.
01:12:35Give that back to her.
01:12:36I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
01:12:39Hey, she's not going anywhere.
01:12:40Are you seriously playing into mom's little game?
01:12:43You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
01:12:47And besides, I like having her here.
01:12:50Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
01:12:52It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
01:12:56We're not dating, okay? You're in over your head.
01:12:59Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see. Just wait.
01:13:15Hey. Going in?
01:13:16There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
01:13:19Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
01:13:23I'd rather go solo.
01:13:34I don't need the Belfort Brothers. I just gotta keep my head down.
01:13:37Hey, you girl! I'm CJ, Student Body President, and it is my job to give you the crash course on
01:13:45things here at Alboro.
01:13:48Seems like any other high school to me.
01:13:51Oh, you perfectly stupid movie.
01:13:56Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
01:13:59The only thing that matters is your friend group.
01:14:04Are those girls like models?
01:14:06Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
01:14:09Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten and Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
01:14:16Oh my god, the Belfort Brothers!
01:14:20The Belfort Brothers are here!
01:14:49What's the good deal?
01:14:51Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
01:14:54Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
01:14:58And Drew is an all-star.
01:14:59Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
01:15:02And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
01:15:06But nobody knows who it is.
01:15:08If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
01:15:10And it will be.
01:15:11Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
01:15:16Wow, that outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
01:15:21Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
01:15:26She's sorry.
01:15:28No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
01:15:31Maybe they should.
01:15:32He needs to be humbled.
01:15:34That's cute.
01:15:35I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
01:15:38If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
01:15:43That's funny.
01:15:44I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
01:15:52Piper, how do you know them?
01:15:57Piper's the girl who has to choose, to marry me or my brother.
01:16:13Great!
01:16:13Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers.
01:16:16I'm sorry.
01:16:17I thought everyone should know.
01:16:19Show's over, freaks!
01:16:22Seriously!
01:16:22I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
01:16:25She's part of our circle now.
01:16:27It's our job to make her feel welcome.
01:16:28It's my job to go to guitar practice.
01:16:31Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
01:16:35Don't embarrass us.
01:16:41Ignore my brother.
01:16:44Way ahead of you.
01:16:45Listen.
01:16:46I think you'll fit in now, bro.
01:16:50Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
01:16:52Piper.
01:16:53These are my best friends, Megan and Cleo.
01:16:55We kinda met already.
01:16:57Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
01:17:01We can take care of her, Drew.
01:17:03I know.
01:17:04We besties.
01:17:05Come on.
01:17:07Don't worry, Piper.
01:17:10You're in good hands.
01:17:16Thanks, guys.
01:17:17I've always had a hard time making friends.
01:17:19Friends?
01:17:20Wait.
01:17:20You thought we were being serious?
01:17:22We're gonna prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort brothers.
01:17:28Do you even know who we are?
01:17:29My mother invented the spray tan.
01:17:31What did your mom do?
01:17:33Scrub dishes?
01:17:34The Belfort brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
01:17:37But we aren't gonna let them marry some stinky little scab.
01:17:39I never asked for any of this.
01:17:41If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
01:17:45Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
01:17:49I'm gonna tell Drew about this.
01:17:50You're not gonna tell Drew anything.
01:17:52You want us to leave you alone?
01:17:54Dump the Belforts.
01:17:56If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
01:18:00I can't back down.
01:18:02Give me that back!
01:18:04My mom gave me this.
01:18:05It's vintage!
01:18:06Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
01:18:15Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention?
01:18:20With this tiny little bra?
01:18:39What's that smell?
01:18:40I think it's diaper or should I say diaper?
01:18:44She smells like a hot load.
01:18:47Ew.
01:18:59Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
01:19:02This is my private studio.
01:19:06I get it!
01:19:09I get it!
01:19:10I get it!
01:19:10Okay, Noah?
01:19:13I don't belong here!
01:19:15You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
01:19:18Piper?
01:19:19Screw you, Noah!
01:19:21Screw you!
01:19:29Who did this to you?
01:19:33You!
01:19:36You did this to me!
01:19:38As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone I became a target!
01:19:42Don't be stupid!
01:19:44How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
01:19:49God, you're such a bully!
01:19:51You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee Meghan and Cleo!
01:19:55It was Meghan and Cleo.
01:19:58No.
01:19:59Come.
01:20:02Noah.
01:20:03Where are you?
01:20:03Hey Noah!
01:20:05Noah, come here!
01:20:24So, Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
01:20:39You destroyed her backpack.
01:20:44Well, yeah.
01:20:45I mean, that cheap little thing was barely all together.
01:20:47And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom!
01:20:50Oh my God!
01:20:52That's mine!
01:20:54Oh!
01:20:55Oh!
01:20:56Oh!
01:20:56Oh!
01:20:57Oh!
01:20:58You're turning bag now!
01:21:00Please, it's the designer!
01:21:01Paint over your bag!
01:21:06No!
01:21:09Wow, Cleo. You really love this shit.
01:21:20If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with me.
01:21:37Hey, why did you help me? You don't even like me.
01:21:42My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you. So it's not make it a habit of
01:21:46you getting into trouble.
01:21:47I don't need your protection.
01:21:49Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
01:21:52You know, I used to think you were a dick. Now I think you're a mega dick.
01:21:58It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
01:22:03Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort, but not me.
01:22:09So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero, right back to being a jerk
01:22:14again?
01:22:15Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
01:22:19Hmm?
01:22:20So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
01:22:22Get this through your head.
01:22:25Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
01:22:32Piper!
01:22:34What's wrong?
01:22:35Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
01:22:36I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
01:22:41Wait, groupies?
01:22:43I'll go and talk to her.
01:22:44No, don't. It's over. I don't want trouble.
01:22:48The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
01:22:53Come with us to the senior party tonight.
01:22:55She's not going to that stupid party.
01:22:57You don't speak for me.
01:23:01I'm in.
01:23:03I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
01:23:07If Piper goes, then I go.
01:23:12When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
01:23:16Camera action, say cheese.
01:23:19When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
01:23:23Take a seat, I'll make you freeze.
01:23:27A luau.
01:23:31I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
01:23:36They are.
01:23:37But, when we want to have fun, we've done real parties.
01:23:40At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
01:23:45It might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
01:23:49And you're fresh meat.
01:23:51So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
01:23:54I don't need your protection.
01:23:55Yeah, dude, chill off.
01:23:57We'll take care of her.
01:23:59Woo! How are my favorite brothers?
01:24:02And their little stage five clinger.
01:24:04We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
01:24:07Oh! No drama.
01:24:10I'm very cool now, actually.
01:24:12In fact, I came over here to apologize.
01:24:15By inviting you to play a game of Spin the Bottle.
01:24:21Drew, it's gonna land on you.
01:24:23Woo!
01:24:31Ugh.
01:24:31I don't kiss losers.
01:24:36So, you don't have to kiss them?
01:24:38Now.
01:24:39You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
01:24:41Here.
01:24:42I'll show you.
01:24:46Why am I watching her so closely?
01:24:49Why do I care?
01:24:55Kiss me, Drew.
01:24:59Sorry.
01:25:02Save me if you're my future wife.
01:25:04Piper.
01:25:05Here.
01:25:06Your turn.
01:25:06Move over.
01:25:10I thought you weren't playing.
01:25:12And something changed my mind.
01:25:15I'm just gonna skip my turn.
01:25:17You sit in the circle.
01:25:18You play.
01:25:19Those are the rules.
01:25:23Alright, so land it on me.
01:25:33You did that on purpose.
01:25:35I'm just gonna skip.
01:25:42It landed on me.
01:25:44Mel?
01:25:46Landed on me.
01:25:47It's like dead center.
01:25:49Oh my gosh, you should kiss them both.
01:25:51Oh my god.
01:25:59You should kiss them both.
01:26:05You
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