00:00Do you know my grandma?
00:01Yes, my grandma was like a whistleblower in a scandal, right?
00:07That's right.
00:08When she was a whistleblower in a scandal,
00:12she didn't give a solution.
00:14She's like a fashionista.
00:16Yes!
00:16We're going to be a turtleneck in the summer,
00:18it's 48% of the heat index.
00:21It's nice to be here.
00:22It's nice to be mother's hair, right?
00:26You know, she's really a shih tzu.
00:29She's really a shih tzu.
00:30She's really a shih tzu.
00:32She's really a shih tzu.
00:32She's really a shih tzu, mother.
00:33She's really a shih tzu.
00:34Oh!
00:35Oh, diba?
00:36And I was dying inside to hold you.
00:42Diba yung sayawa ni ma?
00:43Diba si mother,
00:44yung nanay na masayahin,
00:46yung alam mo,
00:47yung umiinom kahit kabuanan.
00:52May manganay yung nanay na matikas ang ulo,
00:54yung kabuanan pero umiinom.
00:56Ano yung para mabilis yung ano?
00:58O, ganyan si nanay eh.
01:00Diba?
01:00Bibigay ko kay nanay,
01:01sa party girl siguro siya nung araw.
01:03Party girl.
01:03So yung masayahin nanay,
01:04yung cool lang, chill lang.
01:06Yung kahit inap sa pagpapadeti,
01:07nagbibingo ng kasabay.
01:09Diba?
01:10Yung kainuman niya yung mga anak niya,
01:12mga ganon.
01:12Pero si kuya malungkot.
01:14Ay!
01:14Kuya!
01:16Yung parang hindi sinipot ng tropa niya
01:18sa simbanggabi.
01:20Diba?
01:20Eh kasi dinulo niya si kuya di.
01:22Yung usapan, magsisimbang gabi sila ng 4.30
01:24ng madaling araw,
01:25pero hindi sinipot
01:26kaya medyo masama ang love.
01:27Hindi, o ang usapan,
01:28magre-rejuve sila
01:29pero siya lang nakapag-rejuve.
01:30Yes!
01:31Okay, syempre naman.
01:32Sumuel doon.
01:33Ay!
01:34Nagja-jacket si kuya bigla.
01:36Yes!
01:37Yes!
01:38Para mapansin ako,
01:39magja-jacket ako.
01:40Yes, nagja-jacket.
01:41At iba talaga pag nakaporma si Malupiton.
01:43Liso Malupiton niya?
01:44Oo.
01:45At iba rin talaga pag na-sunburn si Joel Cruz.
01:48Hindi.
01:48Oo.
01:49Aposyonado.
01:51Ayan, masaya.
01:51Tingnan mo.
01:52Ayan, magsaya kayo.
01:53Parang mukha kayong pangkaran yung mamaya.
01:54Kasi pag nagseryoso,
01:55huwag kayong tatawa, seryoso lang.
01:57O, diba?
01:58Mukhang NBI.
02:00NBI!
02:01NBI!
02:03Jacket lang kasi!
02:05Naka-jacket lang!
02:06Nga-jacket lang!
02:07Kaya kailangan,
02:08pag naka-jacket kang ganyan,
02:09masayahin ka.
02:09Parang...
02:10Kasi pag seryoso,
02:11mukha ka ng NBI eh.
02:13Kaya ha,
02:14galaw-galaw tayo.
02:15Kasi may NBI na,
02:16may whistleblower pa.
02:18So...
02:18Kaya kahirap ng NBI,
02:19naka-lipstick yun.
02:20Sino?
02:21Si Joel Cruz naka-lipstick yun.
02:23Naka-lipstick si Joel Cruz,
02:23siyempre.
02:24The Lord of Scents.
02:25Okay.
02:26So ganyan, masaya lang tayo, everybody.
02:27Are you happy, everybody?
02:30Yes!
02:31Happy lang eh!
02:32Everybody!
02:33Yes!
02:34Tulad nyo ng kahapon,
02:35sobrang...
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