Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 13 minutes ago
Aired (May 7, 2026): Mas maganda ang asawa ni Kuya Denzo!

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00Hahaha
00:00Did you know that a girl who's a girl who's a girl?
00:02Kiss her and she's a girl who's a girl?
00:04Oh, she's Ivana!
00:06Can I have a movie?
00:07Oh, she's Ivana!
00:07She's a movie!
00:08I was the time to play with my kids,
00:10she's Ivana's wife!
00:12Oh...
00:13Oh...
00:13Like a girl, she's a girl!
00:15Oh, it's like a girl, no?
00:16Like a girl, no?
00:17Like a girl, no?
00:17Oh, Twinnie!
00:19She's Ivana and she's Ivana.
00:22Oh, Ivana and she's Ivana.
00:24That's a girl!
00:26Wow!
00:27It's a girl!
00:27Wow!
00:28You can see me one, you're like this.
00:30Why?
00:31Cubana.
00:35Nice to see you.
00:36Nice to see you, Meme.
00:38Lalo kang gumaganda.
00:40What?
00:40What?
00:41What did you say like that?
00:42I can't believe it.
00:44I can't believe it later.
00:46What's up?
00:48Denzo,
00:49you've got to see Ibana.
00:50You don't want to take your hand in your chest.
00:52What's going to happen?
00:53See you.
00:54See you.
00:55You've got to see Ibana.
00:57I'll see you.
00:57I'll see you again.
00:59I'll call Ibana.
01:02He's coming in.
01:05What's the play?
01:06There's a Hall-in, there's a jackstone.
01:08I'll call Ibana.
01:11I'll call Ibana.
01:12I'll call Ibana.
01:14I'll call Ibana.
01:16I'll call Ibana.
01:17I'll call Ibana.
01:17I'll call Ibana.
01:18It's not Ibana.
01:19I'm so tense.
01:22I'll call Ibana.
01:24May nakita ka na ba bang,
01:25sa buong buhay ba,
01:27may nakita ka na ba bang babaeng
01:28mas maganda pa kay Ivana
01:29sa personal, ah?
01:30Meron yung asawa ko.
01:32Oh!
01:34O!
01:36Sige!
01:37Maglukuhang pa yun!
01:40Magaling.
01:40Si Losa ba yung asawa pa si Losa?
01:42Anang dyan pala.
01:43Kaya pala pinasok yung kamay dito.
01:46Kesa magkamali,
01:47ako itatago ko na lang.
01:49Patignan natin kung tama
01:50ang sinasabi ni Denso.
01:52Tatawagin,
01:52anong pangalan ng asawa?
01:54Margie.
01:54Margie ano?
01:55Matildo.
01:56Matildo.
01:56Matildo, o po.
01:57Asa si Margie.
01:58Margie Matildo po.
01:59Tinatawagan namin
01:59ang atensyon ni Margie Matindo.
02:02Tayo, Margie.
02:03Ayun!
02:04Ayun si Margie.
02:05Eto o,
02:05pang malakasan yung outfit.
02:07Ay, parang Ivana din yung tao.
02:10Pagingin.
02:11Ay!
02:13Ivana!
02:15Nararamdaman.
02:16Ivana!
02:17O kantao.
02:18Halika rito, Margie.
02:20Itatapat ka namin kay Ivana.
02:22Margie,
02:22ito ka Margie.
02:24Ayan na.
02:24Halika Margie.
02:26Si Ivana,
02:27pihira itong ma-insecure,
02:28pero yung sinabi kasi nung ano,
02:29yung nung asawa mo,
02:30parang medyo bumagsak ang ano eh.
02:32Ang kumpiyansa ni Ivana.
02:34Mas maganda raw siya eh.
02:35At saka,
02:36maganda yung asawa mo,
02:37mabagal lang humakbang.
02:40Ganyan talaga,
02:41pag may hapdi ang hadhad.
02:42Hindi ka masyadong nakakahad.
02:44Oo.
02:44kasi pagpapawisan yan eh.
02:46Pag pinilisan mo,
02:47sisipul ka yan,
02:48kahit babae ka.
02:51Ayan.
02:52Ayan.
02:52Ang ganda.
02:53Sabi niya,
02:54ito naman kasi sinabi pa.
02:55Alam mo,
02:56huwag kang magalit sa kanya
02:57kasi proud na proud sa'yo.
03:00Diba?
03:01Ilapit mo halika.
03:03Sige,
03:03dahan-dahan lang.
03:04Diyos te salve Maria.
03:10Harito ang kanyang asawa.
03:16Sila'y nagmamahalan.
03:21At mamaya'y magyayakapan.
03:28Titingin ang lalaki sa babae.
03:34At asawa'y ngingiti na dyan.
03:39Ay!
03:40Ay!
03:41What?
03:42Ay, ginagalong-ganong.
03:43What?
03:44Bigo, nakita mo yung pagganon niya.
03:45Parang bang gusto niya sabihin,
03:46huwag,
03:47nakano'ko na yung 8 o'clock.
03:50May pasyad na haka?
03:52Denso,
03:53gusto ko ipakilala mo kay Ivana,
03:54yung asawa mo.
03:55Pakilala mo sa kanya
03:56yung pinakabagandang babae sa buhay mo.
03:58Ipakilala mo kay Ivana.
03:59Pinapakilala ko pala sa'yo
04:00yung unang babaeng minahal ko
04:03at saka sa
04:03unikong mama.
04:05Ay!
04:05Ay!
04:05Si Margie Matilde.
04:06Ay, kunyari,
04:07drama ko, Ivana.
04:09Ikaw yung ano,
04:10yung girlfriend niya
04:11na pinangakuan niya
04:12tas bigla na lang siyang nawala
04:13tas dumating siya,
04:14meron siyang pinapakilala.
04:15Ganon, ha?
04:16Okay, okay.
04:16Ganon, ha?
04:17Ganon, ha?
04:17Ganon, maganda.
04:18Denso, umakting ka,
04:19baka madiscover ka dito.
04:20Tapos,
04:21tandaan mo,
04:22every year may shake,
04:22rattle, and roll.
04:23Bakit diba horror?
04:24Ano ako?
04:25Drama ka eh!
04:26Horror yun!
04:26Bakit drama?
04:27Horror yun eh.
04:28Okay.
04:29Oh, yan.
04:29Rom, pom.
04:30Mahal,
04:31sabi mo,
04:31papakasalan mo ko.
04:33Bakit parang may ibang,
04:34may baka na?
04:37Asensya ka na, ha?
04:38Kasi,
04:39matagal ko na siyang nililigawan eh.
04:40So, pinaasa mo lang ako?
04:42Niloko mo lang ako?
04:43Hoy!
04:45Sino ka?
04:46Ivana.
04:47Ha?
04:48Layuan mo yung asawa ko.
04:49Ha?
04:53Ay!
04:54Hoy!
04:56Akin lang siya.
04:57Mahal ko siya.
04:59Hindi.
05:00Akin siya.
05:01Ha?
05:02Ha?
05:02Parang AI.
05:04Okay,
05:04ayayasawa.
05:05Akin siya.
05:06Ha, ha, ha.
05:07Ang guwapo ni Denso!
05:10Iba talaga si Denso.
05:12Iba ang mga padilya.
05:13Denso yun!
05:14Denso yun!
05:15Si Denso padilya.
05:17Who fairness, ha?
05:19Oh.
05:20Talagang,
05:20yung isa't isa,
05:21hindi nyo papagbayaang
05:22mapunta sa iba,
05:23di ba?
05:23Naka-lipstick ka ba?
05:24O tatoo yan?
05:25Alam.
05:26Lip shiner.
05:28Lip shiner?
05:29Lip shiner.
05:30Lip shiner.
05:31Oh, kiss ka naman yung asawa mo.
05:34Uy!
05:35Iba talaga!
05:36Yung mga ganyang halika
05:37ang nakakapagpapalat ng ano eh.
05:39Oh, kiss mo si Denso.
05:41Yeah.
05:42Yeah!
05:43Sa iyong ngiti.
05:46Ganon.
05:47Balakpakan naman natin.
05:50Ganon.
05:51Ganon lang nang.
05:53Diba?
05:53Sa iyong ngiti,
05:57ikay nalilimahit.
05:58Tiyan.
05:59At yung kimahit?
06:00Okay.
06:01Yan nga diba,
06:01mga madam players?
06:02Eh, meron na kayong matatanggap na
06:03digisang libong.
06:13Kiitos.
06:14Kiitos.
06:21You
Comments

Recommended