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It's Showtime: Single mom, sumakay sa mga biro ni Meme Vice (Laro, Laro, Pick)
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3 months ago
Aired (October 24, 2025): Wala siyang belt, naka-garter lang siya!
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00:00
Hahaha
00:01
You're like a long time ago, you're going to say that.
00:04
Oh, best friend.
00:06
So, there are many best friends here who are also here.
00:09
Hahaha
00:10
Who's that?
00:12
Who's that? Who's that?
00:14
Who's that?
00:15
Tito Mel.
00:16
Tito Mel, happy birthday!
00:17
Birthday Tito Mel, I love you.
00:19
Happy birthday.
00:20
Birthday Tito Mel.
00:21
Oh, oh.
00:22
Tito Mel.
00:23
Tito Mel.
00:24
Birthday.
00:25
Tito May.
00:26
Tito May.
00:27
Tito May.
00:28
Tito May, Tito Mel, I love you both.
00:30
Mwam mwam mwam.
00:31
Mas there'sĐșа, but boom.
00:32
See, who's that?
00:33
Tito May.
00:35
Maybe.
00:36
John Denver?
00:37
John Denver?
00:38
John.
00:39
John Denver.
00:40
Paunay ka?
00:41
Apo.
00:42
Aware ka sa mga nangyayari sa nanay mo.
00:44
Apo.
00:45
Nasaksihan mo yung pangalawa.
00:46
Kasi syempre yung una, hindi mo na nakita yun.
00:48
No.
00:49
Allom mo yung story.
00:50
Hindi po.
00:51
No you know story?
00:52
No.
00:53
Buti na lang.
00:54
Nandito ka.
00:55
Narinig mo ngayon, napak trabalhar.
00:56
Surprise!
00:57
You know that your sister doesn't have a son, right?
01:00
Do you know that you're lost?
01:03
Or now you're just listening?
01:05
No, I don't know.
01:06
I think it's a mistake.
01:07
I don't know.
01:08
I don't know.
01:09
I don't know.
01:11
Then you see the second thing that happened to her.
01:14
The third thing,
01:15
and you're not alone.
01:17
You're not alone.
01:18
You're not alone.
01:19
You're not alone.
01:20
You're alone alone.
01:22
You're alone.
01:23
You're alone.
01:24
Michelle!
01:25
Hindi niya siyasama sa bahay.
01:27
Hindi niya siyasama.
01:28
Hindi niya dinadala dun yung...
01:30
Hindi kayo aware na may boyfriend ang nanay niyo?
01:33
Hindi po.
01:34
So magugulat na kayo lumalaki yung siyang nanay niyo?
01:35
May bata na. Kasama siya.
01:36
Ito wala ito ngayon, ha?
01:37
Wala.
01:38
Laygate na po.
01:39
Check mo.
01:40
Laygate.
01:41
Dati kasi lagi.
01:42
Ngayon.
01:47
Safe na, safe.
01:48
Hindi kasi tatanin ko sana.
01:49
Kasi lalo na yung panganay.
01:51
At ha?
01:52
Sabi niya.
01:53
Wow.
01:54
Safe na, safe na.
01:55
Ang dami.
01:56
Parang maging safe.
01:57
Duma ka lang ng 7-11.
01:58
May safe dun.
01:59
Iba-iba pang play board.
02:00
Eh, paano ko safe guard?
02:04
Hindi kasi tatanin ko saan.
02:05
Since panganay ka,
02:06
nasa tamang edad ka na, di ba?
02:08
Apo.
02:09
Tapos lalaki pa siya.
02:10
Ano kayang sinasabi ng panganay na lalaki?
02:12
Kasi di ba minsan narinig natin
02:14
o napapanood natin?
02:15
Yung panganay, minsan pinapagalitan niya na yung lalaki niya.
02:18
Pinapagalitan ka niya.
02:19
Oo daw, pinapagalitan mo siya.
02:20
Anong sinasabi mo?
02:21
Tama na daw.
02:22
Tama na.
02:23
Anong sabi niya na po eh?
02:25
Tama na.
02:28
Pinapagalitan mo kasi yung belt mo.
02:31
Pinaarterized lang kasi.
02:34
Pinaarterized lang.
02:36
Pinaarterized lang kasi.
02:38
Pinaarterized daw to.
02:39
Wow!
02:40
Ano eh?
02:41
Saan na pinuhul mo ang malaking?
02:43
Wala kaming nagawa na imagine namin ang gano'n gano'n lang.
02:46
Saan na pinin mo lang malaking?
02:48
Hey! Hey!
02:51
Alam mo?
02:52
Problema din kasi natin mga Pilipino yan.
02:54
Masyado natin siyang ginagawang nakakatawa lang pag pinag-uusapan.
02:58
When in fact, it's very serious.
03:00
Yeah.
03:00
May hirap na taguyod.
03:02
Oo.
03:02
At saka, yung poverty sa Pilipinas, di ba?
03:06
Yung poverty sa Pilipinas, hindi namang lahat isisisi natin sa corruption.
03:10
Pero ang laking bahagi ng corruption.
03:12
Pero hindi.
03:13
Isisisi din natin sa kawalan ng edukasyon.
03:15
Yes po.
03:16
Na may kinalaman din sa corruption.
03:18
Yes po.
03:19
Oo.
03:19
So lahat corruption talaga.
03:20
Yes po.
03:21
Diba? Oo.
03:22
Kaya gumising ka.
03:23
Charado.
03:24
Pero tanongin natin si John.
03:25
John, so ngayon...
03:26
Ititanongin mo.
03:26
Ba't kailangan sabay-sabay?
03:27
Hindi.
03:27
Kasi para lahat tayo...
03:28
Sabi mo, tanongin natin.
03:29
Anong choir tayo dito?
03:30
Para sa ating lahat itong tanong po.
03:32
Pag nababanggit ng corruption sa mga sakit ulap mo.
03:34
O John, bilang solo peren ng mami mo,
03:37
gaano kahirap ang buhay niyo ngayon?
03:39
Sakto lang po.
03:40
Kinakaya naman po ngayon.
03:46
Kasi para lahat tayo dito.
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