00:16Amém.
00:33Amém.
01:00A grande inquisitor,
01:03Torquemada.
01:04All pey hebe!
01:07Now enters his holiness,
01:09Torquemada,
01:09the grande inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition.
01:20Torquemada,
01:21do not implore him for compassion.
01:24Torquemada,
01:25do not beg him for forgiveness.
01:28Torquemada,
01:29do not ask him for mercy.
01:31Let's face it,
01:32you can't talk him out of anything.
01:36Let all those who wish to confess their evil ways
01:40and to accept and embrace the true church
01:43convert now or forever burn in hell.
01:48For now begins the Inquisition.
01:58The Inquisition.
01:59Let's begin.
02:00The Inquisition.
02:02Look out, sin.
02:02We have a mission to convert the Jews.
02:06Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew.
02:07We're gonna teach them.
02:09Wrong from right.
02:10We're gonna help them.
02:11See the light.
02:12And make an offer that they can't refuse.
02:15That the Jews just can't refuse.
02:17Confess.
02:18Confess.
02:18Confess.
02:19Confess.
02:19Don't be boring.
02:21Say yes.
02:22Say yes.
02:23Say yes.
02:23Don't be dull.
02:26A fact you're ignoring.
02:31It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull.
02:34Oy, oy, guvalt.
02:36The Inquisition.
02:37What a show.
02:38The Inquisition.
02:40Here we go.
02:41We know you're wishing that we'd go away.
02:45But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay.
02:48The Inquisition.
02:49Oh boy.
02:51The Inquisition.
02:52Watch out.
02:53The Inquisition.
02:54Oy, oy.
02:58I was sitting in a temple.
03:00I was minding my own business.
03:01I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
03:04Then these paperspersons plunge in and they throw me in a dungeon
03:07and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
03:10Is that considerate?
03:12Is that polite?
03:14And not a tube of preparation H in sight.
03:19I'm sitting flicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickings
03:22and suddenly these guys break down my balls.
03:25I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the score of them
03:29and they started playing ping-pong with my balls.
03:31Oy, the agony.
03:33Ooh, the shame.
03:35To make my privates public for a game.
03:43The Inquisition.
03:45What a show.
03:46The Inquisition.
03:47Here we go.
03:48We know you're wishing that we'd go away.
03:53But the Inquisition's here and it's here to pay.
03:57Talk about it.
03:58What do you say?
03:59I just got back from the order du fait.
04:01Order du fait?
04:02What's an order du fait?
04:04It's what you ought to do but you do anyway.
04:09Skit scat and voodly vat and doodly day.
04:11Will you convite?
04:12No, no, no, no.
04:14Will you confess?
04:15No, no, no, no.
04:16Will you revite?
04:17No, no, no, no.
04:19Will you say yes?
04:20No, no, no, no.
04:21Now I asked in a nice way, I said pretty please.
04:24I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees.
04:49Hey, Torquemada, walk this way.
04:54We got a little game that you might want to play
04:57So pull that handle, try your luck
04:59Who knows, Torque? You might win a buck
05:02All right
05:21Put it in the car
05:24In the car
05:25In the car
05:29How we doing? Any converts today?
05:32Not a one
05:32Nay, nay, nay
05:34We've flattened their fingers
05:36We've branded their buns
05:38Nothing is working
05:41Send in the nuns
06:11Come on
06:13Whoa
06:15Tchau, tchau!
06:45Tchau, tchau!
07:15Tchau!
07:43Tchau!
08:25Tchau!
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