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A fun and emotional road-trip drama filled with friendship, unexpected adventures, and unforgettable memories. Follow a group of friends as their exciting getaway turns into a journey of self-discovery, laughter, and surprising twists. Packed with heartfelt moments, comedy, and modern drama, this movie delivers entertainment from start to finish. Watch in Full HD for the complete cinematic experience.
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00:00:00I'm so glad we got that sorted.
00:00:01Because I have so much to do.
00:00:02I have to go shoe shopping.
00:00:04I have to go dress shopping.
00:00:06I have to pack up this entire house.
00:00:09Pack up the house?
00:00:11Didn't I tell you I'm selling the house?
00:00:13You're selling the house?
00:00:14Wayne says we need seed money for the new business.
00:00:17What business?
00:00:18Oh, that's still in beta.
00:00:19Hold on.
00:00:20You are saying that you want to sell our house,
00:00:23the site of all of our memories,
00:00:25to give cash to a guy you just met
00:00:29for a business that doesn't exist yet?
00:00:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:00:34I'm not going to give it to him.
00:00:36Then it would be taxed.
00:00:38Oh, my God.
00:00:39Now, we're going to wait until we're married
00:00:41and combine assets.
00:00:43It's the least I can do to support his dream
00:00:45because he's moving here for me.
00:00:46Look what the cat dragged in.
00:00:48Whoa!
00:00:49Me!
00:00:50You, baby.
00:00:51Thank you for your credit card.
00:00:52I bet you, honey.
00:00:53And I got something for you.
00:00:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:00:55I'm waiting.
00:00:56I'm going to work.
00:00:57Come on, baby.
00:00:59Let's dance.
00:01:00Let's dance.
00:01:00I'm going.
00:01:01Oh, baby, baby.
00:01:02Oh, bye, honey.
00:01:03Baby, baby, baby, baby.
00:01:16Hey, hon.
00:01:18So you sent a company-wide email
00:01:20with zero exclamation marks,
00:01:21and I'm wondering if you're okay.
00:01:22My mom wants to marry Python Pants next week.
00:01:26Next week?
00:01:26Next week.
00:01:27And I can't let it happen.
00:01:29Oh, he's really that bad.
00:01:30He's awful.
00:01:31He's making her sell her house
00:01:32to steal all her money
00:01:33to start some business.
00:01:35He's just, he's got his claws in her deep, you know?
00:01:39Ew.
00:01:41Damn.
00:01:41Red Flag City.
00:01:42Mm-hmm.
00:01:43But your mom is a grown-ass woman,
00:01:44and she'll just have to live
00:01:45with the decisions that she makes.
00:01:46My mom is mentally a teenager.
00:01:48She can't...
00:01:50You're right.
00:01:51Yeah.
00:01:51Why?
00:01:52Her decisions.
00:01:54I have to make her think
00:01:55it's her decision to call things off with him.
00:01:58Yeah.
00:01:58But what is my mom
00:02:00more than anything else?
00:02:01Horny.
00:02:03Fair.
00:02:04What else?
00:02:05Self-centered.
00:02:07Yes.
00:02:07She's been talking about
00:02:08her next chapter of life for years,
00:02:10so I just have to make her see
00:02:12all the paths
00:02:13she won't be able to take
00:02:14in her next chapter
00:02:15if she's with Wayne.
00:02:16Mm-hmm.
00:02:16Are you sure
00:02:17that this is the path
00:02:18that you want to take?
00:02:19Because you've been working so hard
00:02:21to get your promotion, and...
00:02:22If I could do this
00:02:23at literally any other time, I would.
00:02:24But if this man breaks her heart
00:02:25and steals her nest egg,
00:02:27I fear she will never recover,
00:02:28and I have to protect her.
00:02:29So that's what I'm gonna do.
00:02:36Hi.
00:02:37Hi.
00:02:37What are you doing here?
00:02:39I was just getting in the bath.
00:02:40Do you want to come in?
00:02:41Uh, no.
00:02:42I've had a bath today, thanks.
00:02:43I tried calling,
00:02:45but your voicemail's full.
00:02:46I have an idea.
00:02:48What if,
00:02:49instead of flying to Buffalo,
00:02:52we drive to Buffalo together?
00:02:55Like a road trip?
00:02:56A bachelorette road trip?
00:02:58Yeah.
00:02:58I'll plan all the stops.
00:03:00Wait, but what about your job?
00:03:02You never take time off.
00:03:03I can bring my laptop
00:03:04and work on the road.
00:03:05I've already told Lainey
00:03:06to call me if there's anything
00:03:07I absolutely have to handle,
00:03:09because how often
00:03:11does my mom get married?
00:03:14Well, I'm pretty sure
00:03:16ceremonies in Belize
00:03:17don't count in the U.S.
00:03:19Okay.
00:03:19I'm gonna choose
00:03:20not to unpack that right now.
00:03:22I know Wayne might feel
00:03:23a little weird
00:03:24about being left
00:03:25in a new city all alone.
00:03:26Oh, no, no, no.
00:03:27He's so busy
00:03:28scouting locations
00:03:29for the new business.
00:03:30I love how independent he is.
00:03:33I'm just gonna tell him
00:03:34to meet us in Buffalo
00:03:35before the wedding,
00:03:36and it will be just us.
00:03:37Great.
00:03:38A mother-daughter
00:03:39bachelorette party
00:03:40road trip.
00:03:41Yes.
00:03:42We'll leave tomorrow?
00:03:43Yes.
00:03:43Oh, I'm so excited.
00:03:45I love you.
00:03:46I love you too, Mom.
00:03:47I just want you
00:03:48to be so, so happy.
00:03:50You know that, right?
00:03:52Gee, come back.
00:03:54Our bubble bath's
00:03:55almost done bubbling.
00:03:57I gotta go.
00:03:58I'm so happy.
00:03:59Love you, honey.
00:04:00Okay.
00:04:00See you tomorrow.
00:04:08Here we go.
00:04:16Ta-da!
00:04:17I just got us
00:04:18a serious upgrade
00:04:19for Next to Nothing.
00:04:20You're welcome.
00:04:21But what about
00:04:22the trunk space?
00:04:23And what is Next to Nothing
00:04:24for a rental car cost?
00:04:26Don't worry about it.
00:04:27I'm selling my house.
00:04:28I'm about to be
00:04:28flush with cash.
00:04:30Really?
00:04:30Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:04:31Be careful.
00:04:32Queenie's in there.
00:04:33You brought her remains?
00:04:35I would never
00:04:36travel without her.
00:04:37If you were dead,
00:04:38I'd bring you along too.
00:04:40Don't ever do that.
00:04:41You couldn't stop me.
00:04:42You'd be dead.
00:04:43Mom.
00:04:44We need a picture
00:04:45before we hit the road.
00:04:47Yeah, okay.
00:04:49One, two, three.
00:04:53And off we go.
00:04:57Oh, Mom.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:58Do you have a hair tag?
00:05:00Oh.
00:05:01Hold on.
00:05:02Look here.
00:05:03Let me.
00:05:04Oh.
00:05:09Ah.
00:05:10How's that?
00:05:11Great, actually.
00:05:19Oh, I love this song.
00:05:21Oh, wait.
00:05:24Oh, come on.
00:05:25Dance with me.
00:05:26Mom, I'm driving.
00:05:27Ten and two.
00:05:30Oh.
00:05:31Come on.
00:05:32Okay.
00:05:48Oh, I think I used to follow the book.
00:06:01This would not have happened
00:06:03if you hadn't insisted on getting a convertible.
00:06:07Oh, honey, it's just a few bugs.
00:06:09It's no big deal.
00:06:13No.
00:06:14What's wrong?
00:06:14I know him.
00:06:16That guy over there by the brown van.
00:06:19Ex-boyfriend?
00:06:20No.
00:06:21He's just an annoying kid I went to high school with.
00:06:23Wesley Darvin.
00:06:26Hey, Wesley.
00:06:27Mom, no.
00:06:29Yoo-hoo, stop.
00:06:30Uh, hi.
00:06:31Do I know you?
00:06:32I'm Alice Anderson's mom.
00:06:34She actually wanted to say hi to you.
00:06:36She's right over here.
00:06:38Alice?
00:06:41Oh, there she is.
00:06:42Alice Anderson?
00:06:44It's been a while.
00:06:46Hey.
00:06:47Hey.
00:06:48Hi.
00:06:50Oh, wow.
00:06:51She was just saying how cool she thought your van was.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54I've never accused that thing of being cool.
00:06:57It's, uh, very retro.
00:07:00Yeah.
00:07:01Well, we bought it off the guy who painted it in 1972.
00:07:04Huh.
00:07:05Hi.
00:07:05Who's we?
00:07:05Girlfriend?
00:07:06No, no.
00:07:07My bandmate, Clive.
00:07:09Uh, I'm in a band.
00:07:10We're on tour.
00:07:11And Clive's just in there.
00:07:13Clive?
00:07:16That's Clive.
00:07:17Yeah.
00:07:18Woo-hoo.
00:07:18Hey.
00:07:20He's, uh...
00:07:21What?
00:07:22He's shy.
00:07:23So you two are friends, huh?
00:07:25No.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Not even a little bit.
00:07:27Come on.
00:07:27You hated me in high school.
00:07:28I didn't hate you.
00:07:29Yeah?
00:07:30I hated the way you were constantly trying to one-up me.
00:07:33I don't think I ever tried to one-up you.
00:07:35I think I just one-upped you.
00:07:36Oh.
00:07:36And you still ended up valedictorian.
00:07:38You were very...
00:07:41Driven.
00:07:46Anyway, we should be going.
00:07:47Oh, no.
00:07:48We have a few more minutes.
00:07:49Keep catching up.
00:07:52I'm sorry.
00:07:53I knew I recognized you.
00:07:54Did you come to school on a horse one time?
00:07:57Alice's 16th birthday.
00:07:59She wanted a car.
00:08:00But I was dating a guy at the equestrian center, and I thought, it's a pretty cool ride, too.
00:08:05No-brainer.
00:08:06We talked about that for a solid year.
00:08:09You guys didn't stop neighing at me in the hallways.
00:08:11I have no recollection of this.
00:08:13So, where's your band playing next?
00:08:15We've got a gig in Rochester, so we thought, what the hell, let's pack up the band, hit
00:08:22the road, see where the wind takes us, and we'll play small gigs along the way.
00:08:28So, you're going on tour with only one booked gig?
00:08:32Yep.
00:08:33Wow.
00:08:34Not the overachiever, I remember.
00:08:36Times change.
00:08:37Well, that's pretty weird, because we're on the way to Buffalo.
00:08:40So, you two should exchange numbers.
00:08:42We don't have to.
00:08:43That's a great idea, actually.
00:08:45Here, my phone is dead, so.
00:08:47An actual old-fashioned pen?
00:08:49Wow.
00:08:50Still carry one of those, huh?
00:08:53Take that.
00:08:55Just text me, if only to get recommendations for awesome diners and pit stops along the
00:09:01way.
00:09:01Maybe we can grab a milkshake, and you and I can reminisce about the good old days of AP
00:09:07physics.
00:09:07Clive and I have done this route before, so.
00:09:09You hear that, honey?
00:09:10Honey, he's experienced.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14We're virgins.
00:09:15We're leaving.
00:09:16Wow.
00:09:17Let's go, Mom.
00:09:18Get in the car.
00:09:19Um, and, uh, nice, uh, panty pony.
00:09:23Very chic.
00:09:25Oh.
00:09:26He likes your panties.
00:09:28These are pantyhose in my hair?
00:09:31Mom!
00:09:36You have to go out with him.
00:09:38He's so cute.
00:09:39Meet and Wesley Darvin?
00:09:41No way.
00:09:43Besides, he wasn't even asking me to hang out like that.
00:09:47Oh.
00:09:47I disagree.
00:09:49I like him.
00:09:50Yeah, you liking a guy is a red flag.
00:09:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:09:54You know, Mom, once you get married, you won't be able to just meet cute guys and flirt with
00:10:02them anymore.
00:10:04I'm getting married.
00:10:05I'm not turning into a nun.
00:10:07Plus, Wayne and I aren't the jealous types.
00:10:09Oh, really?
00:10:11Even though he used to work in strip clubs?
00:10:14You kind of left that part out when you said he used to be in sales.
00:10:18Oh, the past is the past.
00:10:22And I am not judgmental about sex work.
00:10:25Huh.
00:10:26Really, though, Mom, do you ever worry that...
00:10:30Oh, I'm not concerned a bit.
00:10:34Wayne and I have gotten through some very tough times because we communicate.
00:10:44Hey, Mom.
00:10:46Take this freeway.
00:10:49Are we going to Cheryl's?
00:10:51It wouldn't be your bachelorette party if we didn't go to see your old asbestest friend,
00:10:55right?
00:10:56Woo!
00:10:58Yeah!
00:10:59Yeah!
00:11:12I knew Cheryl was successful, but not, like, giant mansion successful.
00:11:18What did she do again?
00:11:19Oh, she's the head of all product distribution of the Midwest.
00:11:23Wow.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:26Oh, my God.
00:11:27Gigi, I'm so glad you're here.
00:11:29Oh, it's been way too long.
00:11:31I know.
00:11:32I mean, the last time I saw you, I mean, I think I still have my original eyelids.
00:11:37Now I blink like a 22-year-old.
00:11:40Oh.
00:11:41Alice, you're all grown up.
00:11:43Oh, my God.
00:11:44The last time I saw you, you were still in that awkward phase that girls have when they're
00:11:4813.
00:11:49I was 17.
00:11:51The world needs late bloomers.
00:11:52Hmm?
00:11:54I cannot believe that you're getting hitched, Gigi.
00:11:58I know.
00:11:58I mean, oh, my God.
00:11:59Okay.
00:12:00The only reason to marry a man that fast, tight pants, from a fat wallet.
00:12:05Or a fat something else.
00:12:06Oh, honey, you have no idea.
00:12:08Okay, ladies.
00:12:10You too.
00:12:13You know, I just realized you're actually like alternate versions of each other.
00:12:18You met working together.
00:12:20You both built wonderful careers, bought your own homes.
00:12:25You've done a lot as independent ladies.
00:12:28Mom, maybe you should be going into business again with Cheryl, your oldest best friend who
00:12:34you know and trust.
00:12:36Hmm?
00:12:37I think our business days are over.
00:12:39Aw.
00:12:41Cher's like my big sister.
00:12:42Aw, are you calling me old?
00:12:44Oh, and have your team of plastic surgeons come after me?
00:12:47Never.
00:12:48You know we do well.
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:50Ooh.
00:12:52Ladies, finish your champagne.
00:12:55I got a little surprise.
00:13:00What?
00:13:01What is that?
00:13:02What is going on?
00:13:04I'm like your fairy godmother.
00:13:06What is this?
00:13:08Okay, don't look at any of the price tags, because I already bought them all.
00:13:12Cher, this is too much.
00:13:14Oh, fish plush.
00:13:16I mean, you said you haven't bought a wedding dress yet, and you know I wanted to assist.
00:13:19And, you know, help Alice.
00:13:21Poor Alice over there.
00:13:22Find some clothes that aren't so drab.
00:13:24Drab?
00:13:25You look like an HR lady.
00:13:26But I am an HR lady.
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:31Where do we start?
00:14:00Let's go.
00:14:02Let's go.
00:14:33Oh. Yeah. I haven't had the best track record with men, have I?
00:14:38No, you haven't.
00:14:40That's why I'm so glad that I met Wayne. He's such a lovely guy.
00:14:47Okay.
00:14:49Oh, bad news, ladies. Looks like the DEA are on their way.
00:14:53Did she just say the DEA?
00:14:55Yeah, this is not good.
00:14:56Apologies for being such a rude host, but it's probably best if you just hit the road.
00:14:59You know, before the feds arrive.
00:15:00Product distribution.
00:15:02That's drugs.
00:15:03She's a drug dealer?
00:15:04That's how you're so rich?
00:15:05And you two work together.
00:15:07Were you like Pablo Escobar?
00:15:08Oh, no.
00:15:09We were very low level back then.
00:15:10He is for you.
00:15:11Just make a little wedding gift.
00:15:13It was lovely seeing you both.
00:15:14I'll see you at the wedding.
00:15:15Okay.
00:15:16Go on, honey.
00:15:16Mom!
00:15:21You're going 90 miles an hour.
00:15:23Well, yeah.
00:15:25Oh, my God.
00:15:28Cheryl.
00:15:30Aunt Cheryl's like a kingpin.
00:15:34What?
00:15:35That's funny you say that.
00:15:36That DARE program must have really worked.
00:15:38Why wouldn't you ever tell me this?
00:15:42Because I didn't think you'd ever understand.
00:15:44Oh, I don't understand.
00:15:46This is so irresponsible, Mom.
00:15:48Oh, my God.
00:15:49You could have gone to jail.
00:15:50I mean, why would you risk it?
00:15:52There's not a lot of jobs for young single mothers without a college education.
00:15:57And I wanted a better life for you.
00:15:59So, I just worked until I could buy a house and get out.
00:16:05And I don't regret any of it.
00:16:07Whoa, Mom.
00:16:09I guess I never really thought about it like that.
00:16:12I mean, it must have been really hard for you all by yourself with a newborn and nobody to rely
00:16:18on.
00:16:19But you know what?
00:16:21What?
00:16:22Now I have Wayne to lean on.
00:16:24My soulmate.
00:16:27Uh-huh.
00:16:32Uh-huh.
00:16:34What's that smell?
00:16:3789 bucks a night.
00:16:40Okay.
00:16:41I'm gonna go freshen up.
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43See if there's a bar.
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:44Good idea.
00:16:45I'll change, too.
00:16:47What?
00:16:47Why?
00:16:48You look so good.
00:16:49I'm overdressed for a motel bar, no?
00:16:51Well, at least let me give you something of mine that kind of shows off the goods.
00:16:55What makes you think I didn't bring anything that shows off the goods?
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:18Hi.
00:17:20Is that Alice Anderson in a sexy black dress I see on my screen?
00:17:24Woo!
00:17:25Is it too much?
00:17:26It's so tight.
00:17:27No, it's perfect.
00:17:28I'm so glad that you're finally letting loose and shutting off those Girls Gone Mild vibes.
00:17:33Apparently we're going to a bar later.
00:17:35I love that.
00:17:37It's literally the last thing I want to do right now, but we're connecting, so...
00:17:42It's a great idea.
00:17:44You know, your choices should always be bolder than your turtlenecks, Alice.
00:17:49Deepak Chopra said that.
00:17:50No, he did not.
00:17:51But I get your point.
00:17:53One drink can't hurt, right?
00:18:00Wow.
00:18:01I can feel the earth spinning, I think.
00:18:04It's amazing.
00:18:05That's what love feels like.
00:18:08I'll take your word for it.
00:18:10Honey.
00:18:12You've got to get out there and date me.
00:18:15I watched you be heartbroken over and over for my whole life.
00:18:23No, no dating.
00:18:29You don't date because of me?
00:18:33I didn't think you absorbed all that.
00:18:35I mean, it's okay.
00:18:38Oh, Mom, I'm okay.
00:18:41I don't even need a man.
00:18:42And I just always needed a man.
00:18:45You think?
00:18:48I...
00:18:50Sorry.
00:18:50I just mean...
00:18:53Are you...
00:18:55Are you sure you want to marry this guy you've only known for six days?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:01In Buffalo?
00:19:02Why Buffalo?
00:19:05You know I had a hard time growing up.
00:19:08My parents.
00:19:09I know, Mom.
00:19:12Well...
00:19:13One weekend, we went to Buffalo.
00:19:17Mm-hmm.
00:19:18And we had the best time.
00:19:21Everyone was so happy.
00:19:26It really felt like a family.
00:19:30Mm-hmm.
00:19:31So I was really sad when we were leaving, and I saw this couple, and they were getting married in
00:19:40the chapel.
00:19:43And it was so beautiful.
00:19:46And it was so beautiful.
00:19:47And I just thought, if I ever get married, I'm gonna get married right here, because Buffalo is just the
00:19:57happiest place on Earth.
00:20:02I want you to be happy, but do you think this is gonna last?
00:20:09Oh, honey.
00:20:13Oh, honey.
00:20:13Oh, honey.
00:20:14Ween isn't like any other man I dated.
00:20:16He only wants what's best for me.
00:20:21He only wants what's best for me.
00:20:22I promise.
00:20:24You believe me, right?
00:20:31I am...
00:20:35I believe we need to ride that.
00:20:41Mm-hmm.
00:20:43Yeah!
00:20:44Come on.
00:20:44Okay.
00:20:46Get on her, honey!
00:20:48Yeah!
00:20:49Woo!
00:20:50Woo!
00:20:52Woo!
00:20:52Woo!
00:20:52Woo!
00:20:52Okay!
00:20:52Come get her!
00:20:53Go!
00:20:54That's my girl!
00:20:55Oh, yeah!
00:20:57Woo!
00:20:58Yeah!
00:20:59Yeah!
00:20:59Get your hands from there!
00:21:01Woo!
00:21:03Ride it!
00:21:03Woo, honey!
00:21:04We're riding!
00:21:05We're riding!
00:21:06She's doing it!
00:21:07She's doing it!
00:21:09Woo!
00:21:09Oh!
00:21:10Oh!
00:21:11Oh!
00:21:12Oh!
00:21:13Honey!
00:21:14Alice!
00:21:15Alice!
00:21:16Oh, got you!
00:21:17That's payback for the airport!
00:21:24Are you okay, honey?
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:26You sure?
00:21:27Yeah, 100%.
00:21:28I'm fine.
00:21:28Okay.
00:21:32Oh, boy!
00:21:40I don't know what got me worse.
00:21:42The booze or the bull.
00:21:45Oh.
00:21:47It's the booze.
00:21:48Trust me.
00:21:54Hey, we're really close to Columbus.
00:21:57You know, some, um, fresh air might really help me walk around, enjoy the beauty of Ohio.
00:22:06Isn't...
00:22:07Isn't that pretty far out of the way?
00:22:09No.
00:22:10It's...
00:22:10Or did you plan a stop for us?
00:22:12No.
00:22:13No plan.
00:22:25Hey, Mom, could you go inside and get me a bottle of water?
00:22:29Oh, and maybe a box of those mini gas station donuts.
00:22:32Mini gas station donuts?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:35The ones with the powdered sugar all over them.
00:22:37Ah.
00:22:39Okay.
00:22:40How did I raise you so wrong?
00:22:48Okay.
00:22:49This is gonna work.
00:22:51I just need a reason to get us there.
00:22:55Okay.
00:22:56Just a quick...
00:23:00Okay, come on, Alice.
00:23:01You gotta do this, otherwise your mom is gonna get fondled by a strip club con artist with produce for
00:23:08the rest of your life.
00:23:09No!
00:23:10Come on!
00:23:13Lock in.
00:23:16Shit!
00:23:18Ow!
00:23:20Oh, no!
00:23:22Oh!
00:23:23Honey!
00:23:23No!
00:23:24What's wrong?
00:23:25I chipped my ulna!
00:23:27Oh!
00:23:27Where's that?
00:23:28It's my elbow!
00:23:30Oh!
00:23:31Oh!
00:23:32I'm gonna...
00:23:33I'm gonna find the nearest doctor's office.
00:23:38You bang your elbow and you run to a plastic surgeon's office?
00:23:42What do you think they're gonna do, Botox the bruise?
00:23:47Miss Anderson.
00:23:48Miss Anderson.
00:23:48I'm Dr...
00:23:49Tim?
00:23:51Cheney?
00:23:52Oh!
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:53You two know each other?
00:23:54It's been a while.
00:23:57How are you?
00:23:58Wow!
00:23:59So, uh, you finally opened your own practice?
00:24:03I always told you I would.
00:24:05I always told you I would.
00:24:08You went to Harvard Medical School?
00:24:11Uh-huh, yeah.
00:24:12After the Peace Corps, I realized my true calling was medicine.
00:24:16Wow.
00:24:17And what better way to help people than cosmetic surgery?
00:24:20Because when you look your best, you feel your best.
00:24:23I guess that is true.
00:24:25Must be a nice paycheck, too, huh?
00:24:29Cheney.
00:24:30It's so good to see you.
00:24:33Um...
00:24:33Wait, Mom.
00:24:35Is this the Tim you dated when I was three?
00:24:39That you said was the great love of your life?
00:24:44Um...
00:24:45I might have said something like that.
00:24:47Well, I mean, of course this was before Wayne.
00:24:50Wait a second, who's Wayne?
00:24:51My fiancée.
00:24:53Oh.
00:24:54Congrats.
00:24:55Mm-hmm.
00:24:56So much you two don't know about each other.
00:24:59Maybe we should spend an extra day or two here,
00:25:01and you and this Harvard-educated, rich doctor
00:25:06with an excellent jawline.
00:25:08Did you get that done?
00:25:09Not my business.
00:25:11You two could catch up.
00:25:15Cheney, I-I've missed you so much.
00:25:18You!
00:25:20Oh!
00:25:20Oh!
00:25:22I warned you.
00:25:24Nancy!
00:25:25Oh!
00:25:26You look terrific!
00:25:27He does great work!
00:25:28Oh!
00:25:28Oh!
00:25:29Oh, my God!
00:25:31Mom?
00:25:31I warned you!
00:25:33Oh!
00:25:33Next time you come near my husband, it would be your last!
00:25:37Oh, my God!
00:25:37Your husband?
00:25:38He is not wearing a wedding ring!
00:25:40You are not wearing a wedding ring!
00:25:41No!
00:25:42No, no, no, no, Nancy!
00:25:43Don't!
00:25:43Nancy!
00:25:44You're gonna hurt someone!
00:25:45You!
00:25:46No!
00:25:49No!
00:25:49You!
00:25:50Run!
00:25:51Nancy!
00:25:51Nancy!
00:25:53Oh, my God!
00:25:54Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:25:56Oh, my God!
00:25:58Ah!
00:25:59Get in the car!
00:26:00Oh, my God!
00:26:01Mom!
00:26:01Help!
00:26:03Help!
00:26:03Go, go, go, go, go!
00:26:05Ah!
00:26:06Ah!
00:26:07Ah!
00:26:10Ah!
00:26:11Ah!
00:26:13Ah!
00:26:14Ah!
00:26:15Ah!
00:26:16Ah!
00:26:17Ah!
00:26:17Ah!
00:26:17Oh, my God!
00:26:17Ah!
00:26:21Don't even think about coming back!
00:26:24That was insane!
00:26:27It'll be fine.
00:26:29How's your elbow?
00:26:30Huh?
00:26:30Oh, better.
00:26:32I'm really sorry I made us go there.
00:26:35Well, you know, it's not like you knew it was my ex's practice.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:41A small world.
00:26:42It did seem like you two were kind of having a moment there before we almost got murdered
00:26:47by his wife.
00:26:48You know, it's funny.
00:26:49I spent the last two decades fantasizing about Tim, you know, the one who got away.
00:26:54Yeah.
00:26:55Now I see exactly what was wrong.
00:26:58Like that he's married?
00:26:59Well, yeah, but also, he never stood up for me.
00:27:03With Wayne, I always feel so supported.
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:10Oh, shit!
00:27:12I wasn't speeding.
00:27:14You handed me my purse.
00:27:15I threw it in the back.
00:27:17Oh, my God.
00:27:19Oh, my God.
00:27:20Why is there cocaine in our car?
00:27:22Because Cheryl is a very generous gift giver.
00:27:25It's worth a fortune.
00:27:27Mom, the cop is gonna see this.
00:27:29And then I'm gonna go to prison.
00:27:30I'm gonna go to prison with my mom.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:35What are you doing?
00:27:38Oh, my God.
00:27:39Oh, my God.
00:27:39Okay.
00:27:40Listen to me, Alice.
00:27:41Men will do anything if you flirt with them in the right way.
00:27:45It's our superpower as women.
00:27:46Mom, I can't.
00:27:47I'm not like you.
00:27:48Yes, you are.
00:27:49You just have to do three things.
00:27:51Use his name, laugh at whatever he says, and give him a look like this.
00:27:54Yes.
00:27:55I can't do that.
00:27:56Oh, yes, you can.
00:27:57No.
00:27:58I trust you.
00:27:59Love you.
00:28:00No, I can't, Mom.
00:28:01I can't.
00:28:02Hi.
00:28:04Officer Dingleman.
00:28:06Wow.
00:28:06Cool name.
00:28:07You know why I pulled you over?
00:28:09No.
00:28:10Officer Dingleman.
00:28:11I don't.
00:28:12You've got a busted taillight.
00:28:14Well, we hit a deer.
00:28:18From the back.
00:28:20Crazy, right?
00:28:21I mean, what are the odds?
00:28:23It's so funny.
00:28:24Not for the deer.
00:28:25Oh, it's a powder explosion.
00:28:27My daughter just loves those mini gas station donuts, Dingleman.
00:28:31Gross.
00:28:32No one likes those.
00:28:33Oh, I do.
00:28:34They're my guilty pleasure.
00:28:36Must have spilled them when we hit the deer.
00:28:41If you promise to go with my mechanic, I can give you a warning.
00:28:45Really?
00:28:46Mm-hmm.
00:28:46Safe travels.
00:28:51I can't believe that actually worked.
00:28:53So proud of you, honey.
00:28:54We just have to work on your flirting face.
00:28:56Why was the lip bite too much?
00:28:58I had a given more cannibal than coquette.
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:01I can take that feedback.
00:29:03Speaking of coquette, we need to get this stuff out of here immediately.
00:29:07Good call with the donuts, Mom.
00:29:09How'd you come up with that?
00:29:10Just a few tricks up my sleeve.
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:12Come on.
00:29:13I'm hungry.
00:29:13Let's go.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:17Is that...
00:29:18No, it couldn't be.
00:29:20Don't I know you from...
00:29:22From high school?
00:29:23Do you remember?
00:29:24It's me.
00:29:24Hey.
00:29:25How are you here?
00:29:28Oh, I just happen to be passing by my favorite pit stop.
00:29:32Which is why I recommended it to your mother yesterday.
00:29:34How?
00:29:35Did you?
00:29:36I thought it would be rude if I didn't text him after he gave you his number.
00:29:39Hmm.
00:29:40So, uh, seeing as you're here, Clive and I are playing at a festival nearby, so it would
00:29:46be great if you two came through.
00:29:47Oh.
00:29:47We have a lot of driving to do today, Mother.
00:29:51So, I just don't know that we have time.
00:29:54Come on.
00:29:54It'll be fun.
00:29:55You can leave immediately after we finish playing, and I will play so fast.
00:29:59Just for you.
00:30:04Sure.
00:30:05Okay.
00:30:05Good.
00:30:06Good.
00:30:06Great.
00:30:06Woo!
00:30:07Good.
00:30:07All right.
00:30:07Uh, Clive is waiting in the van, so, uh, I will text you the address.
00:30:12Okay.
00:30:13Great.
00:30:13Thank you very much.
00:30:14And, uh, Mia?
00:30:15Yep.
00:30:16We'll see you later.
00:30:17Okay.
00:30:18Woo-hoo!
00:30:20It's been fun.
00:30:21What are you up to?
00:30:23Oh, come on.
00:30:25I can feel it.
00:30:27Ah!
00:30:28Unbelievable.
00:30:29Ha ha.
00:30:38Oh, what great outfits!
00:30:41No.
00:30:41This is not a music festival.
00:30:43Oh, this is going to be so much fun.
00:30:44I always wanted to be a wench.
00:30:50Oh, I like your pain.
00:30:53Oh, my goodness.
00:30:54What is over here?
00:30:55Is this harvest stuff?
00:31:24Look at those fingers go.
00:31:27That's why you date guitarists, not drummers.
00:31:30Mom!
00:31:30Never drummers.
00:31:32Oh.
00:31:40All right, thank you very much.
00:31:42That's been our time.
00:31:46Mom.
00:31:48What, Mom?
00:31:49No, Mom.
00:31:50I'm just going to be a second.
00:31:52Okay?
00:31:54Hey.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:57That was great.
00:31:58Hey.
00:31:59I mean, really, really great.
00:32:02Thanks so much.
00:32:03And thank you so much for coming.
00:32:05Oh, yeah.
00:32:05We would certainly not forbear it, good sir.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10It's a little renaissance fair Shakespeare.
00:32:14You know, we wouldn't have missed it.
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:16And look, I know you said you had to hit the road or whatever, but this is a really cool
00:32:22place.
00:32:22And I don't know, did you want to maybe take a walk, check it out and catch up?
00:32:27I do.
00:32:29Um, it's just we, well, we have a schedule and I can't really abandon my mom.
00:32:33Oh, no.
00:32:35How would I ever find shelter or ale without my daughter?
00:32:40Well.
00:32:41Honey, I know you think you have to take care of me, but you don't because I'm older than you.
00:32:47Barely.
00:32:47Mm-hmm.
00:32:49Why don't you kids go have some fun and make me a grandbaby?
00:32:53Mom!
00:32:53Oh, come on.
00:32:54We're at a Ren Fair.
00:32:55Just go ponder each other's booty.
00:32:57Wow.
00:32:57Please ignore her.
00:32:59Let's go.
00:32:59Okay.
00:33:05Clive, is it?
00:33:06Yes.
00:33:07Come on, Clive.
00:33:08Let's go find a cup of mead.
00:33:10Yeah, okay.
00:33:12Let's do it.
00:33:13Let's see what you got, Katniss Everdeen.
00:33:15Just give it, give it a little, pull it back a little bit.
00:33:18Pull back.
00:33:18You got this.
00:33:19You got this.
00:33:21And...
00:33:24Not bad.
00:33:25Wait, same time.
00:33:26Ready?
00:33:26Uh-huh.
00:33:27Okay, go.
00:33:27One, two, three.
00:33:39Two.
00:33:41Congrats.
00:33:42Oh, your lap is so comfy.
00:33:45Oh.
00:33:47I look like a princess.
00:33:48You absolutely do.
00:33:50Oh.
00:33:51Yes.
00:33:52Oh, oh, oh.
00:33:54Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:05Thanks for inviting me and my mom.
00:34:07Of course.
00:34:08This is fun.
00:34:09You two seem close.
00:34:12I didn't mean to open up a can of worms like I'm so, that wasn't a trick question.
00:34:16It's okay.
00:34:17My mom and I are a work in progress.
00:34:20How so?
00:34:21Do you want the real answer or...
00:34:25The real answer.
00:34:27It's sort of like my whole life I have been her single mom.
00:34:31And if I recall, your father wasn't around, right?
00:34:34Mm-hmm.
00:34:34Yeah.
00:34:34Sorry to bring that up.
00:34:36It's okay.
00:34:37You can't miss what you don't know.
00:34:39Not that I have, like, crazy daddy issues or something.
00:34:42I'm sorry.
00:34:42I've got bad news.
00:34:43What?
00:34:43You are at a renaissance fair on a date with a guy from a band.
00:34:48You have got daddy issues.
00:34:50Okay.
00:34:50Okay.
00:34:50I see your point.
00:34:52What?
00:34:53This is a date, right?
00:34:56Good sir.
00:34:58I do not share a turkey leg with just anyone.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:03Well, I'm very happy to hear that.
00:35:04Now, if only we had some desserts, like a huge stack of mini powdered donuts.
00:35:09You like those?
00:35:10They're the best dessert, easily.
00:35:11Top ten.
00:35:12I know.
00:35:13They're the greatest.
00:35:13Incredible.
00:35:14My favorite.
00:35:15And they're not two.
00:35:16Wow.
00:35:18And just to put your mind at ease, I grew up in a household with a happily married couple,
00:35:22and look how that worked out.
00:35:24I live in a van and my parents don't return my phone calls.
00:35:26Really?
00:35:27Yeah.
00:35:29I'm...
00:35:30I'm so sorry.
00:35:30Why?
00:35:31I did the whole law school thing, got a great job at a great firm, and I was miserable.
00:35:38And one day I was going to work and there was a homeless gentleman playing some music.
00:35:44I was so jealous that he got to sing and I was stuck writing NDAs for diaper companies.
00:35:50So I gave him all the money I had in my pocket and I quit.
00:35:55Wow.
00:35:56That's how it happened.
00:35:58Mm-hmm.
00:35:59How about you?
00:36:00I bet you're doing something amazing.
00:36:01I was so intimidated by you in high school.
00:36:04Yeah.
00:36:04You were?
00:36:05Obviously.
00:36:06Okay.
00:36:07Brilliant.
00:36:08Creative.
00:36:10Beautiful.
00:36:10I was shaking in my orthopedic sneakers every time you walked by.
00:36:14Well, that is very sweet.
00:36:17I'm going to disappoint you.
00:36:18I don't think so.
00:36:19I work in HR now.
00:36:21It is very... whatever.
00:36:27If you think it's whatever, then you should do something else.
00:36:32Like, quit my job and become a singer?
00:36:35I'm just saying that you should go after whatever you want.
00:36:39Because you are too amazing to settle for anything less.
00:36:58What I want is to go back to your van.
00:37:03Really?
00:37:05Really.
00:37:19We fell asleep?
00:37:20Mm-hmm.
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:22Oh, no.
00:37:24Hi.
00:37:24Hi.
00:37:25I left my mom alone.
00:37:26All night.
00:37:27Um...
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:30Uh...
00:37:30Oh, my God.
00:37:31I can't believe we did that last night.
00:37:33I can't believe I did that last night.
00:37:35Did what?
00:37:35Because it was...
00:37:36We did a lot last night.
00:37:41Wait.
00:37:42Um...
00:37:42My mother.
00:37:44Um...
00:37:45When, uh...
00:37:46When can I see you again?
00:37:47You want to see me again.
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:50Do you, uh...
00:37:51Do you want to see me again?
00:37:57Yeah.
00:38:05How, uh...
00:38:06How about, uh...
00:38:08Just off the top of my head, a buffalo, maybe?
00:38:12Oh?
00:38:13Yeah.
00:38:13You're gonna be there with your mom, right?
00:38:16Mm-hmm.
00:38:16And we'll be passing through.
00:38:18Ah!
00:38:19Ah!
00:38:25Um...
00:38:28The mailbox belonging to Jeannie Anderson is full.
00:38:31It's full.
00:38:32Come on, Mom.
00:38:34Um...
00:38:35Okay.
00:38:36Hi!
00:38:37Alice!
00:38:38Hi.
00:38:38I have really big news and...
00:38:41Hold on.
00:38:42Did you get laid?
00:38:43You're glowing.
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:46Last night, a guy I went to high school with, I slept in his van.
00:38:51I mean, wow.
00:38:52That is something that I would do, and that's not a compliment.
00:38:55I know!
00:38:56Well, listen, it's gonna be hard to be a groupie when they...
00:39:00promote you.
00:39:01What do you know?
00:39:03I mean, I may have accidentally eavesdropped on a certain meeting
00:39:06where they were talking about a director position, and you don't look excited.
00:39:11No, I... I am. I just...
00:39:14I'm just starting to wonder if I want to be in HR for the rest of my life.
00:39:18Babe, I've been waiting for you to say that for two years now.
00:39:24So you don't think I'm crazy if I pass on the promotion?
00:39:27No, I don't think you're crazy.
00:39:29But, speaking of crazy, how goes Operation Wedding Crash?
00:39:35I'm starting to feel so guilty, actually.
00:39:37We're having so much fun together.
00:39:39And I...
00:39:40I don't know, maybe she's not this train wreck I always think she is, or...
00:39:44that she definitely used to be.
00:39:46Okay, so you are sleeping in a van, prioritizing work-life balance,
00:39:51and giving Jeannie the benefit of the doubt.
00:39:53Who are you?
00:39:55I don't know.
00:39:56New Alice.
00:39:58I can't wait to meet her.
00:39:59Bye!
00:40:04Oh.
00:40:06Hello?
00:40:09She did what?!
00:40:11No, I'm... I'm coming right now.
00:40:14I know you're the professionals, but trust me.
00:40:18It's circle, circle, flick, nibble.
00:40:23Blammo!
00:40:25There's our favorite inmate!
00:40:27Oh, Officer Brent!
00:40:29Hi, sweetie, how are you?
00:40:32Uh, not great.
00:40:34You broke into someone's house and fell asleep on their couch?
00:40:37What were you doing?
00:40:38I had to pee.
00:40:40After drinking all day with Clive?
00:40:42And the bathrooms were out of order.
00:40:44So you broke into someone's house?
00:40:46You're lucky the homeowners don't want to press charges.
00:40:49Oh, you see?
00:40:50So it's no big deal.
00:40:51It is a big deal.
00:40:53Breaking and entering is literally a big deal.
00:40:56There are consequences for your actions.
00:40:59I mean, not in this case, I understand, but normally in the real world...
00:41:03Come on!
00:41:05Okay, there's no need to be so dramatic.
00:41:07I mean, it's not like anyone got hurt.
00:41:11I got hurt.
00:41:12I am hurt.
00:41:15Do you not understand that worrying about you hurts me?
00:41:20Worrying all the time, not knowing if you're okay, following you around, cleaning up all of your messes.
00:41:24I haven't had a day to be irresponsible ever!
00:41:28I had one night of fun and you're in jail!
00:41:30You think that's dramatic?
00:41:32Alice, that's not fair.
00:41:34I...
00:41:34Nothing about our relationship is fair!
00:41:39I actually can't believe I thought things were changing!
00:41:45So, there's some paperwork that needs to be filled out.
00:41:49Yeah, I'll handle it.
00:41:50I always handle it.
00:41:52Have fun saying goodbye to all your fancy new friends.
00:41:56Ladies.
00:42:10You?
00:42:12Oh, yeah.
00:42:13Also took the liberty of charging Mrs. Anderson's cell phone for her after we used it to play heads up.
00:42:19You played games in jail?
00:42:22Your mom talked us into it.
00:42:24We had a blast.
00:42:27Bet there's never a dull moment with her around, is there?
00:42:31No, there isn't.
00:42:34Okay, I'll go grab her personals and bring her out.
00:42:37Okay, thanks.
00:42:44Hello?
00:42:45Jeannie B!
00:42:46Oh, wait no, this is Alice.
00:42:49My mom can't come to the phone right now.
00:42:53Well, I've been calling her all night.
00:42:55Is she all right?
00:42:56See, I gotta get her opinion on the location for suds and swigs.
00:43:02Suds and swigs?
00:43:03Yeah.
00:43:04See, that's the business we're starting.
00:43:06It's a laundromat that's also a bar.
00:43:10Now, listen up.
00:43:11Get this.
00:43:12You ready?
00:43:14Get your clothes washed while you get sloshed.
00:43:19It's catchy, right?
00:43:20Mmm, genius.
00:43:22See, only thing is, she's gotta apply for the liquor license.
00:43:26I can't legally do it, even though that incident was 30 frickin' years ago.
00:43:33Wayne?
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:38The reason my mom can't come to the phone right now is because she met someone else.
00:43:43I'm sorry.
00:43:44It's over.
00:43:45Hold on.
00:43:46Hold on here.
00:43:48That can't be.
00:43:49You see, we're soulmates.
00:43:51You know, we're two sunny bunnies in a honey hut.
00:43:54I understand that this is, um, probably hard to hear, but, you know, she and, uh, Daryl are very much
00:44:03in love.
00:44:04They're just so very happy together and she didn't know how to tell you because she does really care about
00:44:08you, but the wedding is off.
00:44:09Off.
00:44:10I'm sorry.
00:44:11Goodbye.
00:44:12Daryl!
00:44:14Daryl!
00:44:15Daryl!
00:44:16What kind of name is Daryl?
00:44:19Daryl!
00:44:19I'll be a monkey rump.
00:44:33Daryl!
00:44:37Daryl!
00:44:38Daryl!
00:44:40Daryl!
00:44:50Daryl!
00:44:52Daryl!
00:44:54Daryl!
00:44:54Daryl!
00:44:55Daryl!
00:44:55Daryl!
00:44:56Daryl!
00:45:14Daryl!
00:45:17Daryl!
00:45:18Daryl!
00:45:19Daryl!
00:45:19At the festival?
00:45:20Well, I couldn't leave her in the hot car.
00:45:23That wouldn't be right.
00:45:24Mom.
00:45:25Also, the rental car would smell like formaldehyde.
00:45:27Ew.
00:45:30Oh, please put her away.
00:45:31I feel like she's staring at me.
00:45:34I'm sorry, sweetie.
00:45:37Aw.
00:45:38Aw.
00:45:41Are you still mad at me, sweetie?
00:45:43Let's just forget about it.
00:45:44We have a long day ahead of us.
00:46:14Mom.
00:46:16Mom.
00:46:17Oh.
00:46:18Hi.
00:46:22Wait.
00:46:23Where are we?
00:46:25Come on.
00:46:26You'll see.
00:46:32We're here because it's part of your history.
00:46:35College is the chapter that you never got to finish.
00:46:38I don't need to finish it.
00:46:40Oh, Mom, your dream was to be a veterinarian.
00:46:43No, and then I got pregnant with you and my dream became being your mom.
00:46:46But I don't want you to give up your dream for me.
00:46:49You could have both.
00:46:51I spoke to the dean, and they offer continuing education classes for adults.
00:46:56This could be your next chapter, Mom.
00:46:59Mom.
00:47:02I don't want you to go to school, but I don't have that dream anymore, and I don't have very
00:47:08good memories about this place.
00:47:10Mom.
00:47:10I know leaving here early was hard.
00:47:14But you can come back.
00:47:16You can do this.
00:47:18We're here.
00:47:19Let's go in.
00:47:20For me.
00:47:23What if I run into some of my old classmates?
00:47:27Mom.
00:47:28Anyone you went to college with has either graduated, retired, or is dead.
00:47:34Mom.
00:47:36Right.
00:47:36Right?
00:47:37Yeah.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39The dean of the veterinary school has office hours today.
00:47:42Getting a brochure can't hurt, right?
00:47:45Sure.
00:47:46We're here anyway.
00:47:47Come on.
00:47:48Just right here.
00:47:50Oh, Mom.
00:47:52Mom.
00:47:54Can I put your dog?
00:47:56Okay.
00:47:57Oh.
00:47:59Dean Stevens.
00:48:00Hi.
00:48:02You're a student at the school.
00:48:04Oh, no.
00:48:05I'm not a student.
00:48:06Thank you, though.
00:48:07My mom used to be.
00:48:09Hey, Mom.
00:48:10Mom.
00:48:11Come meet the dean.
00:48:12Huh?
00:48:16Peter.
00:48:18Jean?
00:48:19Peter.
00:48:19I had no idea.
00:48:23Oh, I see.
00:48:24He brought her here for what?
00:48:27Guilt?
00:48:28More money?
00:48:29Let's not forget.
00:48:30You're an adult.
00:48:30A legal adult.
00:48:32Alice, we need to go.
00:48:35Jean, I gave you $10,000 to not be involved.
00:48:38We had an agreement.
00:48:39Hey, we don't want your goddamn money.
00:48:43My mom raised me all on her own, bought us a house on her own, paid for my college on
00:48:49her own.
00:48:50We don't need anything from you.
00:48:58Come on, Mom.
00:48:59Come on.
00:49:00Come on.
00:49:01Come on.
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:04Come on.
00:49:06Come on.
00:49:07Come on.
00:49:08Come on.
00:49:08Come on.
00:49:17I didn't want you to find out that way.
00:49:21You didn't want me to find out at all.
00:49:26Did you love him?
00:49:31I really thought I did.
00:49:36But then I got pregnant, and I saw the real him.
00:49:40You could have told me who I was.
00:49:44Peter made it very clear that he didn't want contact.
00:49:48Not ever.
00:49:53So, I just decided it was better to lie rather than make you feel unwanted.
00:50:02I understand you wanting to protect me as a child.
00:50:06But when I got older, I didn't know how to tell you.
00:50:13I had already lied for so long.
00:50:16I just...
00:50:19I just thought it was better to leave it alone.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:25I...
00:50:25That makes sense.
00:50:32Let's just go to a motel and call it for today.
00:50:36I'm exhausted.
00:50:38Sound good?
00:50:39Okay.
00:50:40Okay.
00:50:41Okay.
00:51:01I've tried Wayne six times, and it still says it's not in service.
00:51:05Huh.
00:51:06I mean, he does use a pay-as-you-go, so he probably just hasn't had time to get a
00:51:11new card.
00:51:12Running around, getting ready for the wedding.
00:51:15I mean, I can't believe that's already here.
00:51:17It's tomorrow.
00:51:18Yeah, me neither.
00:51:21Okay.
00:51:25Okay.
00:51:26Okay, well, I'll go take off my face.
00:51:32Just kidding.
00:51:33I'll keep it.
00:51:42Night.
00:51:43Night.
00:52:12I got it.
00:52:14I'm supposed to meet Wes at the Canal Park Overlook.
00:52:18Do you want to meet me there after?
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:22I thought I'd take pictures with Queenie by the water and try Wayne again.
00:52:28His phone still isn't working, and the wedding's in six hours.
00:52:34But he'll be there.
00:52:35I know he will.
00:52:36So, okay, well, go have fun.
00:52:40Find Wes.
00:52:47Hey.
00:52:48Hey.
00:52:48I'm so happy you're here.
00:52:49Oh, yeah.
00:52:50I was trying to get nervous when I didn't get your text back.
00:52:52Oh, sorry.
00:52:53You're good.
00:52:53Uh, where'd you park your van?
00:52:56Just a few blocks away.
00:52:57Why?
00:52:58Well, let's go.
00:53:00Wait.
00:53:01Wait.
00:53:01You okay?
00:53:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:53:04Come on.
00:53:04Hey, hey, hey.
00:53:05Look, look.
00:53:05I mean, don't get me wrong.
00:53:07The thought of sleeping together again sounds incredible,
00:53:09but I thought maybe we could, I don't know, go for a walk first, talk, hear how you've been.
00:53:14Trust me, you don't want to hear about any of that.
00:53:16Of course I do.
00:53:17Let's just, come on.
00:53:18Let's call us.
00:53:19Stop.
00:53:20Is everything okay?
00:53:21No, it's not.
00:53:24My mom got arrested.
00:53:25What?
00:53:25Because I chose myself for one night and I hung out with you and I wasn't watching out for her.
00:53:30Then I met my long-lost father who it turns out is really a dick.
00:53:34And my mom has actually known about him my entire life and chose to keep him a secret for me.
00:53:38So now, Wes, everything is not okay.
00:53:40And I would just love to be distracted and go and have some fun, meaningless sex,
00:53:45because apparently that's a thing that I do now.
00:53:49Meaningless, I mean.
00:53:51Please don't pretend to be heartbroken about it.
00:53:53I know that's what men want.
00:53:55Sex without commitment.
00:53:56I'm, I'm in.
00:53:57You got it.
00:53:59That's not what I want.
00:54:03Okay.
00:54:04Tell me what you want.
00:54:06Well, well, for starters, how about some clarity with the girl I've liked since the ninth grade?
00:54:11Maybe take her out on a real date?
00:54:13See where things go?
00:54:14Where are things gonna go, Wes?
00:54:17I have a stable, regimented life in St. Louis and you live in a van.
00:54:21Can we just let this fling be what it is?
00:54:23Can it just be fun?
00:54:26Is that clear enough for you?
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:33Look, I'm not trying to hurt you.
00:54:34I'm just trying to be realistic.
00:54:36Are you?
00:54:38Or are you just giving up on something before you've even tried because you're too damn scared?
00:54:45I'll see you around.
00:55:00Hi, sweetie.
00:55:02Hi, where's Wes?
00:55:03Uh, he's gone, Mom.
00:55:06I, I don't want to talk about it.
00:55:07Can we just go?
00:55:08What?
00:55:08Please.
00:55:09Oh, Wayne!
00:55:11Honey, whatever I did, I'm sorry.
00:55:14I just had to come see you.
00:55:15How did you even find us here?
00:55:17Well, we share locations on our phone, just like we share everything.
00:55:21At least we used to.
00:55:23Please, baby, just talk to me.
00:55:25Look, I think we don't have to start a business.
00:55:27Hell, we don't even have to get hitched today.
00:55:29I just love you so much, baby.
00:55:31I'll do anything.
00:55:32Don't give up on us.
00:55:33Please, man.
00:55:33I'm just begging you.
00:55:35I'm begging you.
00:55:37You're the one who hasn't called.
00:55:39I've been so worried, and your phone's not working.
00:55:42What you talking about?
00:55:43I called you 14 times yesterday, ever since Alice told me you found someone new.
00:55:49And I'm going to tell you this right now.
00:55:51I will fight this Daryl guy for your love, or form a, uh, a throuple.
00:56:00You told him I met someone else?
00:56:03Wayne, can I have a minute alone with my mom, please?
00:56:05Well, sure thing.
00:56:09Okay, I'll, I'll be, I'll be back.
00:56:11I'll be back.
00:56:12Don't forget about me.
00:56:13Don't forget about me.
00:56:14Come on, don't go far.
00:56:17Mom, I'm so sorry.
00:56:19I was only trying to protect you from yourself.
00:56:22Well, lying to me is not protecting me.
00:56:25Except for when you do it?
00:56:28Do you have any idea how much it hurts me?
00:56:31That you have known who my father is my whole life?
00:56:34All those times I asked you?
00:56:36I'm sorry, honey.
00:56:37I know I made mistakes back then.
00:56:39You're still making them, mom.
00:56:41And I am trying so hard to help you because I love you.
00:56:44And I love you.
00:56:45But you don't listen.
00:56:46Of course I do.
00:56:47No, you don't.
00:56:48I tried to talk to you about my concerns about Wayne, and you just rushed them off.
00:56:53I planned this entire trip to try to get through to you.
00:56:56To show you that there's a better path for you than marrying some weirdo that you just met,
00:57:01whose boozy laundromat is going to bankrupt you.
00:57:04Alice, I know you don't support this, but this is my life, and you have to accept that
00:57:12I'm making good decisions.
00:57:14All that's happened this week is that you're a magnet for bad decisions.
00:57:18And I don't know that I have the energy to keep helping you clean them up anymore.
00:57:21Well, I'm not asking you to, honey.
00:57:25Maybe you just like fixing my life so you don't have to live yours.
00:57:30What?
00:57:31You need to be the new Alice that I've seen coming out of her shell this week.
00:57:35You have to stop playing it safe.
00:57:37You have to have fun.
00:57:38You want me to have fun like you?
00:57:42Honey, I know I haven't always been the best mother, and I wish I had grown up sooner so
00:57:48that you didn't have to, but I have always done right by my daughters, and you and Queenie
00:57:55are just the light...
00:57:56No, Mom.
00:57:57This is not your daughter.
00:57:58This was a dog.
00:57:59This was a dog.
00:58:01I am not a dog.
00:58:02I am your daughter.
00:58:04Queenie!
00:58:05Oh.
00:58:07Oh, my God.
00:58:09Mom, I didn't mean to do that.
00:58:10She threw a puppy into the river.
00:58:14No, I didn't.
00:58:14Well, I mean, I did, but it wasn't alive.
00:58:18It was stuffed.
00:58:18It was dead before.
00:58:20Oh, my God.
00:58:21I can't do this.
00:58:23Mom, I can't do this.
00:58:25I...
00:58:25It hurts me too much to watch you throw your life away.
00:58:28I have to go.
00:58:28I'm sorry.
00:58:30Alice!
00:58:31Alice!
00:58:47It's Cheryl.
00:58:48When will you be here?
00:58:49I'm not coming.
00:58:51What?
00:58:51You're the maid of honor.
00:58:54I know.
00:58:55Mom and I had a big fight, and I'm not coming.
00:58:58Oh, my God.
00:58:59Listen, I knew that she was eventually gonna blow up at you for your mind-game-y, don't-get-married
00:59:04road trip.
00:59:05Wait.
00:59:06She knew?
00:59:08The whole time?
00:59:09You're about as subtle as a yeast infection.
00:59:12Jeannie told me about it, you know, when you two were here.
00:59:14But she swore that it was all worth it, you know, to spend all that time with you.
00:59:19You're really not coming to your own mother's wedding?
00:59:21No.
00:59:23I don't know what to tell you, Cheryl.
00:59:24I give up, okay?
00:59:26I'm going to return the rental car.
00:59:28I'm flying back to St. Louis.
00:59:30I doubt she even wants me there anyway.
00:59:32She loves you, you know?
00:59:34She loves you more than anything.
00:59:45You know the movie Cars?
00:59:47I know it's not real, but I think this one felt pain.
00:59:53The good thing is I did get the insurance.
00:59:55Hold on.
00:59:56I guess that's good.
00:59:57I have it here somewhere.
00:59:58Go on.
01:00:31I actually need the car for one more day.
01:00:33I have to be seen.
01:00:34Oh, no. I can't do that, miss.
01:00:35Look at this thing. It's a liability issue.
01:00:37That's okay. Just rent me something else.
01:00:39Please.
01:00:40Oh, no. All our other cars are booked.
01:00:43All of these cars are booked?
01:00:44You want another car?
01:00:45Look at what you did to one of our best cars.
01:00:48I know.
01:00:54I know.
01:00:56I know I did a bad thing.
01:01:01I was kind of a bad girl.
01:01:05But if you...
01:01:06If you could help me out,
01:01:09I promise you
01:01:10I will
01:01:12take such good care of her.
01:01:14I just need her for just one more day.
01:01:19Keith?
01:01:21Keith, is it?
01:01:23This is a powerful name.
01:01:26Yeah.
01:01:27It's Celtic.
01:01:28Really?
01:01:29It means wood.
01:01:32Celtic Keith.
01:01:33So big and strong.
01:01:36Could you please just be powerful for me
01:01:40and help me out?
01:01:43All right.
01:01:45I'm going to have to run it by my boss.
01:01:48Or...
01:01:50Or...
01:01:53We...
01:01:57We could keep this between you and me.
01:02:04Oh.
01:02:05Oh.
01:02:06Oh!
01:02:07You like to party.
01:02:09Yeah.
01:02:10I do.
01:02:10Sometimes.
01:02:12I'm cool.
01:02:13Thank you, Keith.
01:02:14Bye, miss.
01:02:14Bye.
01:02:16Oh, I gotta call mom.
01:02:20Hey, mom?
01:02:21Bye, mom.
01:02:34Keith?
01:02:37Where?
01:02:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:46Damn it!
01:02:48Oh, I should have listened to Keith.
01:02:51No!
01:02:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:02:54I can't.
01:02:56Ow!
01:02:57Oh, ho, ho, ho!
01:02:58That's you!
01:02:59Say it, my baby!
01:03:01Oh, ho, ho, ho!
01:03:03Oh, ho, ho, ho!
01:03:04Oh!
01:03:06Oh, I'm coming, mom.
01:03:08Oh, ho, ho, ho!
01:03:11Oh, my God!
01:03:11You see this girl?
01:03:12Oh, my girl!
01:03:14You're a beautiful girl!
01:03:18What?
01:03:21You make me proud!
01:03:25You are...
01:03:26Today, we join in marriage, Jeannie Anderson and Wayne Fuji.
01:03:33Who?
01:03:34Wayne, do you have the rings?
01:03:39Oh, ho, ho, ho!
01:03:41Put on your dainty little finger.
01:03:44Do you, Wayne Fuji, take Jeannie Anderson to be your loving wife?
01:03:52Hill to the year.
01:03:54Huh?
01:03:55I am not afraid
01:03:58There is strength in change
01:04:02And do you, Jeannie Anderson, take Wayne Fuji to be your loving husband?
01:04:09I...
01:04:11Wait!
01:04:13Wait!
01:04:14Alice, you're here!
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:17Wait!
01:04:18To object?
01:04:19No, I'm here to support.
01:04:21I'm sorry I'm late, mom.
01:04:23That's okay.
01:04:24You're here.
01:04:24That's all that matters.
01:04:25I love you so much.
01:04:27I love you, too.
01:04:27I wouldn't miss this for the world.
01:04:29I mean, how often does my mom get married?
01:04:32Not counting the leaves.
01:04:33I'm really sorry that I lied to you both.
01:04:35I, um...
01:04:37No, honey.
01:04:38I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about your dad.
01:04:41And for not realizing how much I put on you all those years.
01:04:45Why don't we call it even?
01:04:46Since I launched Queenie into the river.
01:04:49Um, speaking of...
01:04:53Apparently you can adopt a dog in Buffalo in five minutes.
01:04:56Oh, my goodness.
01:04:57Who is this angel?
01:04:59This is a wedding present and an apology.
01:05:03I have filled out all of the adoption papers and paid all of the fees.
01:05:06So all you have to do is name him.
01:05:09I'm gonna name him Kingie.
01:05:11Okay.
01:05:12Oh, I love him.
01:05:14Thank you, sweetheart.
01:05:15You know me so well.
01:05:16You love him.
01:05:17I love you, mom.
01:05:18Oh, okay.
01:05:19Okay.
01:05:23Honey, what's wrong?
01:05:24I'm sorry, darling, but...
01:05:25Sweetheart.
01:05:26I apologize, but don't you remember at their treat I told you that I was allergic to doggies?
01:05:32I just thought that was a sick, dark joke.
01:05:35Hold up.
01:05:37Gather yourself, Wayne.
01:05:39Here's the thing.
01:05:40I'm gonna take the Benadryl.
01:05:41I'm gonna take the Claritin.
01:05:42I'm gonna even get the steroids he fucking gave.
01:05:45If I can't get them, I'm gonna find them.
01:05:46Oh, yeah.
01:05:47Because I love you.
01:05:48I love you, and I'll do anything for you.
01:05:50A puppy, a doggie, whatever you want.
01:05:52I love you.
01:05:53Please continue, Cheryl.
01:05:55All righty, then.
01:05:56Jeannie, do you take Wayne?
01:05:58No, wait a second.
01:05:58I cannot do this to this man.
01:06:01I love you, honey.
01:06:03Oh, Kingy, I'm sorry, but I love this human man so much, and clearly he would do anything
01:06:12for me.
01:06:14And I'm trying to be more responsible like my daughter.
01:06:17So, Kingy, I'm gonna have to find you a new home.
01:06:21No, no, no.
01:06:21I object.
01:06:23Oh, no, not to this.
01:06:24I just mean I'll take the dog.
01:06:26Oh, Alice, you don't have to do that.
01:06:28I got it.
01:06:29New Alice, remember?
01:06:31Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.
01:06:33Look at me.
01:06:34I'm a...
01:06:35I got a dog.
01:06:37Okay.
01:06:38In conclusion, Jeannie Anderson, do you take Wayne Fuji to be your loving husband?
01:06:46I do.
01:06:48I do.
01:06:49I do, I do, I do, I do.
01:06:51And then I pronounce you husband and wife.
01:06:53You make his slogan this way.
01:06:57Woo!
01:06:58Woo!
01:06:59Mom!
01:07:01Dream come true.
01:07:03Dream come true.
01:07:04Dream come true.
01:07:05Let's party now.
01:07:06Party!
01:07:07Woo-hoo!
01:07:09Hey, there's my maid of honor.
01:07:12Hey, baby.
01:07:12Hi.
01:07:13Hey, who invited you?
01:07:19Congratulations, Mom.
01:07:20You look so beautiful.
01:07:22Aw, thank you, honey.
01:07:24Where's Katie?
01:07:25Oh, um, Aunt Cheryl said she wanted to take him for a swim on the dance floor.
01:07:30Yeah.
01:07:34Are you all right?
01:07:36I know you didn't really want this for me.
01:07:40Mom, I am so happy for you.
01:07:43Truly.
01:07:45I just...
01:07:47I'm realizing that I want this too.
01:07:51You want a wedding in Buffalo?
01:07:52No.
01:07:54But love.
01:07:55To be with someone who would do anything for me, like Wayne will for you.
01:08:01It's really special.
01:08:04And I think I had a shot at it, but I got scared.
01:08:08I don't want to be scared all the time anymore.
01:08:12Wes was pretty special, Mom.
01:08:15Yeah, he was.
01:08:19Well, maybe you'll run into him sometime, and then you never know what will happen.
01:08:25No, I'm pretty sure he hates me.
01:08:28Hmm.
01:08:29I'm not so sure about that.
01:08:38I hired them as the wedding band.
01:08:41What are you waiting for?
01:08:43Go get him.
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:46Hmm.
01:08:50Hey, I know that I was a jerk, and I said some pretty awful things, but I really, really like
01:08:58you.
01:08:59And that's a little scary for me.
01:09:00That never happens to me, because I never let it happen.
01:09:03I don't want to pull back this time with you.
01:09:08So, would you maybe give me a second chance?
01:09:13We can see where this thing goes.
01:09:18Yeah, it's a date.
01:09:20Yeah?
01:09:21Yeah.
01:09:22Okay.
01:09:26Okay.
01:09:31Woo!
01:09:33Hi, Mom.
01:09:34Oh, great.
01:09:35Yep.
01:09:39Woo!
01:09:41Who is it?
01:09:42It's me, Mom.
01:09:45Wow.
01:09:46Hi.
01:09:47What happened in there?
01:09:49Oh, honey.
01:09:51Marriage is bliss.
01:09:52Mom, I'm so happy you're happy.
01:09:55Is that Alice?
01:09:56Oh!
01:09:57It's Alice, honey.
01:09:59Hey!
01:10:00Hi!
01:10:01Hi!
01:10:02Can I have a moment with you right now?
01:10:04Uh-huh.
01:10:05Yeah.
01:10:06I am so psyched to be part of your life.
01:10:10Thanks.
01:10:11That's really sweet.
01:10:13I'm really happy to have you in my life.
01:10:15Oh, thank you.
01:10:16It's my Wayne.
01:10:18Really?
01:10:20Yeah.
01:10:20And, um, hey, for what it's worth, I actually think your boozy laundromat is a really good
01:10:27idea.
01:10:28Really?
01:10:29Why don't you come on in?
01:10:30We'll order some grub.
01:10:32We'll hang out.
01:10:33Got a big screen TV.
01:10:34Um, it's getting pretty close to checkout time, and...
01:10:39Um, honey, I know we talked about flying back together.
01:10:44You want to change the plan.
01:10:46I do.
01:10:47I-I swear.
01:10:48I am gonna work.
01:10:49I'm being more stable.
01:10:50Mom, it's okay.
01:10:51I actually want to change the plan, too.
01:10:53You do?
01:10:55Yeah.
01:10:56Um, last night, Wes invited me on tour with the band.
01:11:00Just a couple weeks, but I've never taken a trip that wasn't for work till now, and I want
01:11:07to do something for me.
01:11:09Yeah.
01:11:09And what about your job?
01:11:11Well, I have my laptop with me, and if they don't like that, I'm... okay with it.
01:11:17Oh, honey, that is so irresponsible.
01:11:21I am so proud of you.
01:11:25I'm gonna make you a promise.
01:11:27I will not put the house on the market until you return.
01:11:31Then, we will go through it all together, and we can organize it, or whatever your cute
01:11:37little type A brain wants.
01:11:39That really means a lot to me, Mom.
01:11:42Come here, Mom.
01:11:44Oh, group hug.
01:11:45Okay.
01:11:46Okay.
01:11:47All right.
01:11:48I love you.
01:11:49Bye-bye.
01:11:50Bye-bye.
01:11:54Okay.
01:11:58You're good to go?
01:12:02Yeah.
01:12:04Hello.
01:12:05You ready to go?
01:12:09Hey, Clive.
01:12:11You ready to go?
01:12:12Yep.
01:12:13Try.
01:12:17Let's go.
01:12:18All right.
01:12:22So, Rochester's the next stop.
01:12:24What's after that?
01:12:25After that, we play it by ear.
01:12:27Cool.
01:12:28I love that.
01:12:29Just see where the wind takes us.
01:12:30It's killing you, isn't it?
01:12:31100%.
01:12:32100%.
01:12:32So, last night, I actually came up with a potential schedule.
01:12:35It's really loose.
01:12:36This is color-coded by hour.
01:12:38No, no.
01:12:39See, these two hours right here, those are scheduled, unscheduled free time.
01:12:44You're insane.
01:12:45You know that, right?
01:12:46Yeah, I get it from my mom.
01:12:47You're insane.
01:12:51You're insane.
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