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A relaxing couples getaway turns into an emotional journey filled with love, secrets, laughter, and unexpected moments. Watch Couples Weekend (2026) for romance, drama, and unforgettable relationship twists in this entertaining movie experience.
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00:00:00What's super interesting about this path is it's not a path at all.
00:00:04Oh, God.
00:00:11Wait, you're gonna get Lyme disease.
00:00:20Why is he looking at me?
00:00:33Oh, God. They're never gonna believe us.
00:00:45Of course they will. We have guts.
00:00:47We literally could have died. We were just like, inches.
00:00:51Just inches from death.
00:00:52I need a sec.
00:00:54Do you think God is trying to tell us something?
00:00:56Yeah. Stay on the path.
00:01:01He had the risen.
00:01:03It's too early.
00:01:05He's probably just peeing.
00:01:07Oh, wow.
00:01:09Hey, bud.
00:01:10Not bad.
00:01:11Is he flexing, or is he just like that?
00:01:14I mean, he's just like that.
00:01:16Asshole.
00:01:19Jesus, Josh.
00:01:21Go under the covers first.
00:01:25Honey, we can see you!
00:01:27Get under the covers!
00:01:30Don't look!
00:01:32Don't look!
00:01:37Is that...?
00:01:40I'm sorry, what's...
00:01:45It can't be.
00:01:47No.
00:01:50I don't think I'm gonna be sick.
00:01:53I don't think I'm gonna be sick.
00:01:58You motherfucking piece of shit!
00:02:01Stop it right now!
00:02:08Hey!
00:02:09Hey!
00:02:11What are we doing?
00:02:13What are we doing?
00:02:14What have we got there?
00:02:15I can't do that.
00:02:16I can't do that.
00:02:16The longer we wait, the longer your fucking wife gets to fuck my fucking husband!
00:02:21Let me go!
00:02:22Goddammit, stop!
00:02:26What are you doing?
00:02:27What are you doing?
00:02:27This is not what you're doing!
00:02:29Just shut up!
00:02:29No!
00:02:30What?
00:02:31Why are you...
00:02:32Just shut up!
00:02:33And listen.
00:02:34Listen for one second, okay?
00:02:36Think of what's about to happen.
00:02:37We go in there.
00:02:37We confront them.
00:02:38They end up leaving us for each other.
00:02:40They try it out for two months.
00:02:41But it doesn't work out.
00:02:43So they beg us to come back to them.
00:02:45But we are too bitter and angry to say yes.
00:02:48So each one of us ends up depressed, angry, and a little masturbating on our couches.
00:02:54Because of this moment.
00:02:56Because of how we handle this moment right here.
00:03:01Bitch, I can't pretend I didn't see it.
00:03:03How can you pretend you didn't see it?
00:03:06I don't fucking know, but all I'm asking is that you just, just give me the time to think about
00:03:15it.
00:03:16I'm just asking you not to go in there and plump both of our lives before we have had a
00:03:24chance to plan next to them.
00:03:26That's it.
00:03:27That's it.
00:03:30Just wait.
00:03:37Okay.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:41Okay.
00:03:42Okay.
00:03:42Okay.
00:03:44Okay.
00:03:45Okay.
00:03:47Oh, God.
00:03:59What time did they say?
00:04:00Should be about now
00:04:02You take cream?
00:04:04Black
00:04:05Here
00:04:07Look
00:04:08Hey
00:04:11You're here
00:04:13Baby
00:04:14Hey, there she is
00:04:16You're back
00:04:16Can you get this to the top of the mountain?
00:04:21Oh
00:04:21Yeah, an undercover cop
00:04:23Best friend in high school is an undercover cop
00:04:26Only I didn't know that at the time
00:04:27Only later, after the drug bust
00:04:29The school admitted that Gerald was not in fact Gerald
00:04:32You guys, you did drugs together?
00:04:36Yeah, I mean, if you wanted to, Gerald would pay
00:04:38Is anyone else cold?
00:04:43And just freezing?
00:04:46I'm okay
00:04:47I think the heater's blown
00:04:49Actually, I was gonna call
00:04:50I'll just call
00:04:52Okay
00:04:52Thank you
00:04:53Okay
00:04:53Thanks
00:04:56Um, you know, the hardest part about it was I lost a friend
00:04:59Oh, I didn't even think of that
00:05:01Hi, Gary
00:05:02So hard to make friends in high school, you know
00:05:04Well, not for you, I'm sure
00:05:07These are your renters at 24167 Oak Grove
00:05:10And how did you find out?
00:05:11Excellent question
00:05:12How did I find out?
00:05:13The heat's broken
00:05:14Mail
00:05:14In the microwave
00:05:15Oh
00:05:15Under a different name
00:05:17Uh, wouldn't always respond to his first name in like a normal amount of time
00:05:20Freezing
00:05:20Yeah
00:05:21He lived alone
00:05:25No offense
00:05:27But, like, yeah
00:05:30Yeah
00:05:30Any idiot would sort of know at that point
00:05:33So, it's homecoming, right?
00:05:35And I just know something's about to go down
00:05:37Because, like, he's being weird
00:05:38This evening?
00:05:39Are you kidding?
00:05:40We're gonna freeze to death
00:05:45Uh, yep, we will most likely survive, Gary
00:05:48Mm-hmm
00:05:51Thank you, sir
00:05:53Uh, yeah, thanks
00:06:00Well, he said there may be a storm tonight
00:06:02So, we should chop some wood and use the fireplace
00:06:05Until the repair guy can get here
00:06:07Okay, well, yeah
00:06:08Me and Mitch will chop wood while you guys go for supplies
00:06:11When who goes for supplies?
00:06:13When you and Melanie go into town to get groceries
00:06:18Oh, I think Mitch and I should go
00:06:20Yeah
00:06:21Melanie cooks, she should rest
00:06:23Oh, no, no, no, it's fine
00:06:24I have some spices to get, right, baby?
00:06:26So, it's better if I'm there
00:06:27Yeah, and me and Mitch were gonna chop wood
00:06:29Because Mitch has never done it before
00:06:30So, the women cook and the men chop wood
00:06:34Babe, do you want to chop wood?
00:06:37No
00:06:39It's fine
00:06:39Whatever
00:06:41I'm gonna go for a
00:06:43Ziggy
00:06:43Oh, but you'll miss the end of the story
00:06:45I've heard this
00:06:51So, I took the microphone
00:06:52And I say, hey, man
00:06:53No brother of mine
00:06:55You have to kick a kid into selling drugs for a paycheck
00:07:00Well, I turned it off
00:07:01I said, this guy is not your homecoming king
00:07:05In fact, this guy isn't even
00:07:17So, do you go back to work next week or do you get a few days off after a new
00:07:21year?
00:07:21I don't really get to work
00:07:22And is it still the same?
00:07:38Editing
00:07:38Oh, yeah
00:07:39Yeah, very depressing
00:07:43Right
00:07:49It's normal for second books to take a while
00:07:52Oh my gosh
00:07:52Yeah, absolutely
00:07:54It took me months to get out my second book book
00:07:59And you know what?
00:08:00Actually, when I was about to give up
00:08:02I heard the most incredible thing on the radio from Cher
00:08:06She was talking about how there's always so much pressure put on the sophomore album
00:08:10But at the end of the day, you're going to have to get in the next week
00:08:13What's your own?
00:08:18Hmm
00:08:20I turned in my book the next week
00:08:27I hope to be managing my own fund
00:08:30One of these days
00:08:32Working for myself like you
00:08:34Instead of always just working for the man
00:08:37Why don't you just quit?
00:08:39Well, I just got promoted
00:08:41Figure
00:08:42Ten more years never hurt anybody
00:08:44A fund
00:08:48Yes
00:08:49You know, this is going to sound crazy
00:08:50Because you've actually been talking about it for years
00:08:54But, like, if I really hum on it
00:08:56I do not think
00:08:58Yeah, I don't think I actually know what you do, man
00:09:03Oh, do you have any dietary restrictions?
00:09:11No, not that I'm aware of
00:09:12And Josh, I think he said he's not on meat right now, right?
00:09:16When did he say that? He loves me
00:09:18He eats meat all the time
00:09:21Maybe I misheard
00:09:24We'll get fish just to be safe
00:09:28Streamers!
00:09:29I'm going to get you all set up
00:09:31Hey, yo, wait
00:09:32Shit
00:09:37Just a little, uh, a little rusty, I guess
00:09:42Yeah
00:09:44Yeah
00:09:46Hey, I got to tell you, man
00:09:47Since me and Debs started spending every other weekend in the country
00:09:51Yep
00:09:52My whole outlook on life has changed
00:09:54From what to what?
00:09:56It's like being an ant to being a deer
00:09:58Mm-hmm
00:09:58Yeah, from being a cog in the field
00:10:00To the man driving the tractor, you know?
00:10:03Yeah
00:10:04It has done wonders for our relationship
00:10:08You guys having trouble?
00:10:11Learn a new language
00:10:13Travel more
00:10:14Master the art of the casserole
00:10:17Do you have any?
00:10:18No
00:10:20None?
00:10:21The groceries are on me, by the way
00:10:23No, on me
00:10:24Mitchie gave me his black card
00:10:28Oh, and I want to get pregnant, finally
00:10:32And for Mitch to be happier
00:10:35I'd like to help him do that
00:10:37Is he not happy?
00:10:39Oh
00:10:41He's just stressed at work, I think
00:10:43Right
00:10:44But he's back on the antidepressants, so
00:10:46That's positive
00:10:48He didn't tell me that
00:10:49But he's just a little bit embarrassed, so
00:10:52It's our little secret
00:10:54Yeah
00:10:56It's our little secret
00:10:58Who isn't, right?
00:11:00Right, right
00:11:01You guys are gonna be fine
00:11:03I do not think I have ever seen Melanie not smiling
00:11:07Well, you're not with her all the time
00:11:09She can be a bitch
00:11:12What a huge bitch she can be
00:11:16And you know, Debs
00:11:17She can just be
00:11:21Cold
00:11:22Cold?
00:11:23Yeah
00:11:24I saw that as thoughtful
00:11:26You know
00:11:27I guess she wouldn't be such a great writer
00:11:29If she didn't daydream
00:11:30You read her book
00:11:32Three times
00:11:33Incredible
00:11:35Huh
00:11:35Decimated
00:11:38What did you think?
00:11:42Uh-huh
00:11:48Hey, can you take my picture?
00:11:57Hey
00:11:58Do you have a sec?
00:11:59I'd like to show you something
00:12:00Yeah, I kind of have this point
00:12:01About the heating issue
00:12:02I think I have a lead on the gas leak
00:12:07Uh-huh
00:12:08Right
00:12:10Of course
00:12:15We have a gas leak
00:12:17We have to tell them
00:12:18Fuck you, we're not doing that
00:12:19Fuck me
00:12:20I'm sorry, I didn't mean that
00:12:21We have to tell them
00:12:22Fuck you, we're not doing that
00:12:24We discussed it
00:12:26And we agreed
00:12:27You don't think
00:12:28I want to take your husband's perfect face
00:12:31And shove it to the fucking wall
00:12:34It's hard right now
00:12:35Because we're in the thick of it
00:12:37But by tomorrow
00:12:38It won't hurt so much
00:12:39Day after that
00:12:40Even less
00:12:41By next week
00:12:43It'll feel like a bad dream
00:12:44And by next year
00:12:46Trust me
00:12:47You won't even remember that it happened
00:12:49I think I'm always going to remember
00:12:51The day that my husband
00:12:52Fucked your wife
00:12:53You guys need some help?
00:12:54We're fine
00:12:58We've almost got it fixed
00:13:02You owe me
00:13:03I what?
00:13:04When you got arrested the night
00:13:05Before graduation
00:13:06Because you wore your duck jelly shoes
00:13:08And you tripped and hit your head on the sidewalk
00:13:10And then the campus cops picked you up
00:13:13Cocaine
00:13:14Fell out of your pocket
00:13:15Who bailed you out?
00:13:17Me
00:13:17Even though I was completely broke
00:13:19And I made up a whole lie
00:13:20About how you got mugged
00:13:21To your fucking parents
00:13:23And you said
00:13:24You owed me
00:13:25Whenever I wanted
00:13:27Whenever I wanted it
00:13:28Mitch
00:13:30This is fun
00:13:31Two years
00:13:32Later
00:13:34When you got stranded
00:13:35In Vegas
00:13:36After walking out
00:13:38On an amateur gambler
00:13:39Who turned out to be
00:13:40A professional con hat
00:13:41You said you owed me
00:13:44Whatever I wanted
00:13:45Whenever I wanted it
00:13:47And see what you're trying to do
00:13:48Last
00:13:48This is a very
00:13:50April
00:13:51When you ran over a raccoon
00:13:53But it wasn't all the way dead
00:13:54And you didn't want the karma
00:13:56That comes with killing
00:13:57A still living raccoon
00:13:59So I killed it
00:13:59Animal control killed it
00:14:01But who got them on the phone?
00:14:02Me
00:14:03Who cares?
00:14:05And now
00:14:08I'm a 35 year old
00:14:11LLP
00:14:11Wearing businessman
00:14:13With an okay sense of humor
00:14:16And this is what I want
00:14:19This is all I want
00:14:22Debs
00:14:23I somehow won the lotto
00:14:25And I'm just
00:14:27I'm asking you
00:14:29To help me keep her
00:14:31Please just help me keep her
00:14:34But lotto winners
00:14:35Always get divorced
00:14:36Debbie
00:14:37Please
00:14:39Mitch
00:14:40I'm sorry
00:14:41Okay
00:14:51Do we have a league?
00:14:53Not anymore
00:14:57Windmill
00:14:59Children's gymnastics
00:15:00You're on fire
00:15:02Karate as an art form
00:15:04A CEO
00:15:07What?
00:15:08I was giving a powerpoint
00:15:09His TED talk and stuff
00:15:10And this is money
00:15:11Oh
00:15:12Fuck me
00:15:14How big is the storm gonna be?
00:15:16Don't you worry baby
00:15:17I
00:15:19Will protect you
00:15:21Like I always have
00:15:23And always will
00:15:24Forever
00:15:25And ever
00:15:26And ever
00:15:27Amen
00:15:30Let's do this
00:15:31No thanks
00:15:32Okay
00:15:37Free words
00:15:38Second word
00:15:39One trouble
00:15:41You're a dog
00:15:43You're a bulldog
00:15:44You're a cow
00:15:46Eating grass
00:15:47Mmm
00:15:47Yum
00:15:48I'm a delicious cow
00:15:49I know this one
00:15:49Oh
00:15:51You're so beautiful
00:15:54Sweetie
00:15:55Mmm
00:15:55Cannibal cow
00:15:57Yum
00:15:57I'm gonna eat myself
00:15:58I'm a cow
00:16:00Eating myself
00:16:00Hungry
00:16:01Mmm
00:16:01I'm gonna write
00:16:02A great review
00:16:02Of this steak
00:16:03Mmm
00:16:04Mmm
00:16:04Mmm
00:16:04The meat industry
00:16:06Yes
00:16:07Like as a whole
00:16:11Oh we've got dinner coming
00:16:13On the front
00:16:14May I
00:16:15Oh no don't waste another one
00:16:17No no no
00:16:17Don't waste another day
00:16:18Oh gosh
00:16:19Okay
00:16:19She's back right
00:16:20So
00:16:21Close out
00:16:22Yeah
00:16:22Just add a little light
00:16:23A little light
00:16:25Yeah
00:16:27Well
00:16:28Not all of us
00:16:29Can have our photos
00:16:30On the cover
00:16:31Of National Geographic
00:16:32What do you mean?
00:16:33Josh
00:16:34You know
00:16:34Getting that
00:16:35That
00:16:35That cover
00:16:36The one
00:16:37The line reservation
00:16:39That wasn't his photo
00:16:40What do you mean?
00:16:42One of your guys
00:16:42Who works for you
00:16:43Took that photo
00:16:43That's not your photo
00:16:44Yeah
00:16:45But he was my guy
00:16:48So
00:16:48Just not worth mentioning
00:16:50Yes
00:16:51Deb's just seemed
00:16:51Like it wasn't worth mentioning
00:16:53But you don't need to lie
00:16:54I didn't
00:16:55You lied
00:16:56By omission
00:16:57That's different
00:16:58Is it
00:16:58Is it different
00:16:59Josh
00:17:00Is it different
00:17:01Mel
00:17:02Uh did you bring
00:17:03The Graceland album
00:17:04Like we talked about
00:17:05Did you guys know
00:17:05That Paul Simon
00:17:06Entered the studio
00:17:08Without having written
00:17:09A single song
00:17:11Maybe we're going to have
00:17:12To get into this right now
00:17:12Actually I think
00:17:13That we do need to get into it
00:17:15So why don't you
00:17:15Just go have a cigarette
00:17:17Josh
00:17:17Why don't you just
00:17:18Tell the truth
00:17:19I did
00:17:19We got the cover
00:17:20Does anyone else
00:17:21Need a refill?
00:17:22No you lied
00:17:23You're lying
00:17:24I'm not
00:17:24You are lying
00:17:25I am
00:17:26Like you always lie
00:17:27You always lie
00:17:27I don't always lie
00:17:28About the most stupid
00:17:30I do not lie to you
00:17:31Why didn't you tell her
00:17:32About sleeping with me
00:17:33This morning
00:17:49Melody
00:17:50I think I'm going to be sick
00:17:53What?
00:17:54You're leaving?
00:17:56They weren't supposed to know
00:17:57I uh
00:17:58I don't have the stomach
00:18:00For this
00:18:00Wait wait wait wait
00:18:01Hang on you knew
00:18:04You're going to go to the city
00:18:06You're going to get an apartment
00:18:08You're going to pack the sunscreen
00:18:10And go immediately to the Bahamas
00:18:17You're going to call your mother
00:18:18You're going to call her mother
00:18:20You will not yell
00:18:24I donate
00:18:24I recycle
00:18:25I deserve to have good things
00:18:27Happen to me
00:18:27Every once in a fucking while
00:18:31Sunday's have always been tough
00:18:33To me schedule
00:18:33Why didn't you know that?
00:18:36Sunday
00:18:38Come on
00:18:39Come on
00:18:40Come on
00:18:51Mitch
00:18:52Mitch
00:18:53Are you okay?
00:18:57We're snowed in
00:19:08I'm just um
00:19:11I'm gonna
00:19:13I just
00:19:13I need a minute
00:19:22Do you want to talk about it?
00:19:31Melanie
00:19:33From the bottom of my heart
00:19:38Go fuck yourself
00:19:51Well shit
00:19:53I need a minute
00:19:53I need a minute
00:19:53I need a minute
00:19:54I need a minute
00:19:55I need a minute
00:19:57I need a minute
00:19:58I need a minute
00:19:59I need a minute
00:20:00I need a minute
00:20:01I need a minute
00:20:05I need a minute
00:20:07I need a minute
00:20:09I need a minute
00:20:10I need a minute
00:20:10I need a minute
00:20:11I need a minute
00:20:12I need a minute
00:20:13I need a minute
00:20:13I need a minute
00:20:13I need a minute
00:20:15I need a minute
00:20:15I need a minute
00:20:15I need a minute
00:20:16I need a minute
00:20:16I need a minute
00:20:17I need a minute
00:20:27Hello, time for service.
00:20:29Hi there, 24617 Oak Grove.
00:20:32I need a cab into the city.
00:20:34My wife fucked my friend.
00:20:36Um, well, I'm sorry to hear that, sir.
00:20:39Listen, we got a cab.
00:20:40Good luck to you.
00:20:40It'll take five minutes.
00:20:41I'll be here.
00:20:52Come on, motherfucker.
00:21:06I am very, very disappointed in you, young lady.
00:21:27Why'd you wait?
00:21:29Versus make mistakes.
00:21:31Please don't leave me.
00:21:34Hello?
00:21:37Why didn't you say anything?
00:21:41If you knew.
00:21:44I needed time to think.
00:21:47Oh.
00:21:48What?
00:21:50I said, oh.
00:21:52Was it the first time?
00:21:54Yes.
00:21:55Do not yell at me.
00:21:56Baby, it was the only time.
00:22:04I...
00:22:06If I may start this here, I would like to explain a little bit about the whole thing.
00:22:13No, thank you.
00:22:14Deb, please.
00:22:15I would love for all of you to kindly shut the fuck up.
00:22:21Do you think you could do that?
00:22:22Do you think you could?
00:22:30Who invited someone?
00:22:32I didn't.
00:22:33Not me.
00:22:34Nick.
00:22:35No!
00:22:37All right, I'm coming out, and I don't want to see anybody, okay?
00:22:43Not anybody.
00:22:45Okay?
00:22:49God damn it.
00:22:51God damn it.
00:22:57This is horrific.
00:22:59Divorced and murdered in the same weekend.
00:23:01Real five-star vacation.
00:23:06Who is it?
00:23:08It's Gary, the owner.
00:23:09Shh.
00:23:10I heard you're all freezing to death.
00:23:12Shit.
00:23:12Shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:23:15I said everybody stay in your fucking room!
00:23:21Oh, God.
00:23:24Hi, my repairman got stuck across the canyon, so I thought I'd walk down and see if there's
00:23:29anything I could do.
00:23:30I just live up the road.
00:23:32That's wonderful.
00:23:33Thank you so much.
00:23:34Come in, please.
00:23:35Welcome.
00:23:36Thanks.
00:23:40No guests!
00:23:42Are you all enjoying yourselves?
00:23:46Yeah, shall we?
00:23:48Of course, that was before the kids went out to college.
00:23:51They were with us up until the last moment.
00:23:54Right.
00:23:54In fact, if you look under the staircase inside there, you'll see their growth charts.
00:23:59We'd mark them down every year on the first of January.
00:24:02That's tomorrow.
00:24:03What's tomorrow?
00:24:04New Year's Day.
00:24:06Well, look at that.
00:24:07You got a resolution?
00:24:08No, never really worked for me, so I'm flying blind.
00:24:12Oh, I think they work all right if you pick the right one.
00:24:27How long were you married?
00:24:29Thirty years.
00:24:31Of course, there were two wives before that.
00:24:34So third time's the charm?
00:24:36No.
00:24:38Third time I tried.
00:24:39All right.
00:24:51Fuck.
00:24:52Is it burned?
00:24:54Oh, shit.
00:24:55I got it.
00:24:55No, I can get it.
00:24:56Here.
00:24:56I got it.
00:24:57I got it.
00:24:58No, Devs, let me get it.
00:24:59I don't...
00:25:00Devs.
00:25:00Stop.
00:25:01What are you...
00:25:01Why did you do that?
00:25:03It was ruined.
00:25:04It was salvageable.
00:25:05It was burned.
00:25:05Well, I could have fixed it.
00:25:06Well, we're really at the opposite ends of this one, Melanie.
00:25:15I'm going to need you to move, please.
00:25:16We are going to have to talk about this.
00:25:19I'm not in a place to do that, so I'm going to need you to please move.
00:25:28Oh, my God.
00:25:30I'm sorry.
00:25:31Please tell me!
00:25:33That was not all the booze!
00:25:38Please tell me that wasn't all the booze.
00:25:44I...
00:25:45I'm really sorry.
00:25:48Look, guys.
00:25:50We are going to have to talk about this at some point, so I would suggest...
00:25:56I would suggest that no one here, or anywhere, really, needs you to leave right now.
00:26:05Okay.
00:26:06Or ever.
00:26:08I would suggest that, Devs, we take the downstairs, and Mitch, you and Melanie take the upstairs,
00:26:14and we just talk.
00:26:17All right, we just get some clarity here.
00:26:32Oh, no.
00:26:33It didn't work.
00:26:37Oh, well.
00:26:43After you.
00:26:49Password.
00:26:51Unbelievable.
00:26:53That's right.
00:26:54Very good.
00:27:06Good luck.
00:27:08And remember, you can take them.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:27Please.
00:27:33Let me just start by saying that...
00:27:37Are you going to look at me like that the whole time?
00:27:39Like what?
00:27:39Are you going to look at me like you hate me the whole time I'm trying to do...
00:27:42Are you trying to tell me how to look at you?
00:27:43No, just that it is difficult.
00:27:44Yes, I'm absolutely going to look at you like this the whole time.
00:27:47I might even look at you like this.
00:27:52That's fine.
00:27:53It is.
00:27:56Did you call your mother?
00:27:59Was it?
00:28:00It's her birthday, and you told me to remind you to call her.
00:28:05Oh, right, right.
00:28:06Well, no.
00:28:08No, I didn't.
00:28:09Okay, well...
00:28:10I absolutely did not call her.
00:28:12Did you?
00:28:14Of course.
00:28:15You did?
00:28:16Yeah, I called her.
00:28:17Oh, good.
00:28:19Good.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:22Before or after?
00:28:24It might seem like I planned this.
00:28:27Me and Melanie had planned this.
00:28:29I promise we didn't.
00:28:30This was the first time.
00:28:32We bumped into each other on the way to the bathroom.
00:28:36Right after you left.
00:28:38The toilet in our bedroom has been making that noise.
00:28:41That loud, clanging noise every time you flush.
00:28:44I didn't want to wake anybody, so...
00:28:45I snuck out to use the hallway, and I turned the corner.
00:28:49She was there.
00:28:50He was...
00:28:52naked.
00:28:54I had sleep naked.
00:28:55I had been crying.
00:28:56I had an...
00:28:59erection.
00:29:00Not like a...
00:29:01Are we crying?
00:29:03Because I cry at night sometimes when I'm sad.
00:29:06Not a sexual one at the time, just a, like, nighttime deal.
00:29:09So we bumped into each other in the dark.
00:29:12We laughed.
00:29:13We laughed.
00:29:13And then...
00:29:16He kissed me.
00:29:18She kissed me?
00:29:22Why didn't you stop him?
00:29:24And it felt...
00:29:26Good.
00:29:29I don't think I wanted to stop him.
00:29:31I knew it was wrong.
00:29:33And you were never going to tell us.
00:29:35Well, we decided...
00:29:36We thought it would be better if...
00:29:39No.
00:29:39No.
00:30:04So...
00:30:06Say something.
00:30:07Say something.
00:30:09I'm too angry.
00:30:12Please.
00:30:14I'm too...
00:30:15hurt.
00:30:18Please.
00:30:21I'm going to try very hard not to yell at you during this.
00:30:32I guess a divorce.
00:30:34You get a divorce.
00:30:35Is that what you want?
00:30:36It's not what I want.
00:30:38It's what needs to happen.
00:30:39No.
00:30:39It's about what you want to happen.
00:30:43I messed up.
00:30:44We've just gotten away from each other lately.
00:30:47But you are my partner.
00:30:48You are the best person for me.
00:30:50And I...
00:30:50I know I am the best person for you.
00:30:53I...
00:30:54You're my queen.
00:30:57Right?
00:30:59You are my part of my...
00:30:59My little farm girl...
00:31:01Stop.
00:31:01...with a bad...
00:31:02Stop it.
00:31:03You can't charm your way out of this one, Josh.
00:31:05It's not what I was...
00:31:06The ball's in my court.
00:31:07So just fucking sit there!
00:31:11Look at me.
00:31:13No.
00:31:14No.
00:31:15Baby?
00:31:16No.
00:31:17Bitch.
00:31:19No.
00:31:20I'm sorry.
00:31:24You are taking advantage of me because I'm a nice guy.
00:31:28I'm not as nice as you think.
00:31:30Okay, I can be a mean guy too.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33I can say mean things.
00:31:36I've got them in me.
00:31:38Lined up.
00:31:39I know you do, baby.
00:31:41You messed up, Millie.
00:31:46Haven't I always been there for you?
00:31:48Haven't I always treated you with respect?
00:31:51Always.
00:31:52I listen to your stories.
00:31:54I'm present.
00:31:56We talk.
00:31:57We do.
00:32:00And yet, you still fucked him.
00:32:06Why would you do that?
00:32:10Why would you do that?
00:32:12I don't, I don't.
00:32:16I'm so mad.
00:32:19I know.
00:32:20And I get to be mean if I want to.
00:32:28Do you know how many times I thought about cheating on you?
00:32:31I know.
00:32:32I know.
00:32:32So many.
00:32:34And I almost did it once when I went on tour with that band.
00:32:38To write about them.
00:32:41Made of a mix CD.
00:32:45Because I just wanted somebody to hear a guitar part and see them smile because they hadn't heard it before.
00:32:55And I wanted to tell them my favorite movies and talk about books and I wanted to tell them jokes
00:33:00and have them look me right in the eyes and laugh.
00:33:03That's all I wanted.
00:33:05And we did it.
00:33:06And it was.
00:33:06Yes.
00:33:08I cried.
00:33:10I cried when he laughed at my joke.
00:33:17And we didn't have sex because we didn't need to. It was enough.
00:33:22And I felt guilty for looking in someone else's eyes for so long but at the same time I felt
00:33:28so good.
00:33:30Because I felt like myself with him.
00:33:35I felt like the old version of me that I only see in pictures.
00:33:41And I miss her.
00:33:49Was it his dick?
00:33:52I'm sorry.
00:33:53Yeah because you know basically this guy has no money, no company, no 401k, no future.
00:34:02So I'm just racking my brain.
00:34:05And all I can think of is.
00:34:09God damn Josh must have a huge swinging dick.
00:34:14No.
00:34:14No?
00:34:15Well I mean it's fine.
00:34:16It's fine.
00:34:16There was no way for me to know that before it happened so obviously.
00:34:20Like clearly I did not seek him out for his dick.
00:34:24Yeah so here's where I'm at.
00:34:26As a man.
00:34:30There's just certain things that I'm gonna need to know in order to get past this.
00:34:34And one of those things is what this swinging dick long haired nature fucking photographer has.
00:34:49That I.
00:34:50That I.
00:34:50Do not have.
00:34:54I mean come on.
00:34:56She's beautiful.
00:34:58You are the most beautiful.
00:34:59No because I haven't been laid in four months and you fucked Melanie.
00:35:04I'm sorry.
00:35:05Don't be sorry.
00:35:06Be honest.
00:35:08There's no reason to be sorry.
00:35:09But I don't know where you go all day.
00:35:10How can we have sex if you're never home.
00:35:15Fuck.
00:35:16Mitch.
00:35:17It was an accident.
00:35:19Kissing is an accident.
00:35:21Fucking is a hundred tiny accidents in a row.
00:35:24Just tell me why you did it and we can move on.
00:35:26Okay baby.
00:35:26No.
00:35:27No.
00:35:27No.
00:35:28No.
00:35:28No.
00:35:28No.
00:35:29That's not gonna do it.
00:35:30That's not gonna do it.
00:35:31So why don't you try again.
00:35:33I don't.
00:35:33I.
00:35:33Just tell me.
00:35:34Please Melanie.
00:35:35For once in your fucking life.
00:35:37Just don't be polite.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Just say it.
00:35:41Whatever it is.
00:35:42Just say it.
00:35:43I'm dumb.
00:35:46What?
00:35:48I'm dumb.
00:35:50And.
00:35:52And I'm a burden.
00:35:54And.
00:35:56Honey.
00:35:57You're not a burden.
00:36:00No but.
00:36:02Yeah really it's not.
00:36:04It's not really something you can help.
00:36:06Other than to like read books.
00:36:07Which I tried.
00:36:08But I think I read the wrong ones.
00:36:11Oh Melanie.
00:36:12No but.
00:36:12And I know I'm a disappointment to you.
00:36:14Because I don't have a real job.
00:36:16Right.
00:36:17And I don't make any money.
00:36:18And I don't know anything about theories of.
00:36:22The politics and economy like Debs does.
00:36:25Nope.
00:36:25This isn't about Debs.
00:36:26But I am going to get better.
00:36:28And I want to be better for you.
00:36:29Will you just tell me what to say.
00:36:31Please.
00:36:31Please.
00:36:32Just tell me what to say.
00:36:33You want me to say that it meant nothing.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:35It meant nothing.
00:36:36Do you want me to say that it was bad.
00:36:38Sure.
00:36:38Absolutely.
00:36:39It was really bad.
00:36:40It was really.
00:36:40He was.
00:36:41It was really bad.
00:36:42Do you want me to say that I don't love him.
00:36:43I think you know my stance there.
00:36:45I don't.
00:36:45I don't love him.
00:36:48I don't love him.
00:36:51And do you love me?
00:36:52Yes.
00:36:53And is that the truth?
00:36:56Or are you just telling me what I want to hear?
00:37:00It's true.
00:37:03The truth is that you're weak.
00:37:07That you, you needed to fuck her.
00:37:12To feel powerful.
00:37:14That you don't know who you are.
00:37:16And you keep blaming it on me.
00:37:18That you are just a messed up little man with an ego way bigger than anyone deserves.
00:37:27And you have been bad to me.
00:37:35You don't have one good reason.
00:37:39And I am very, very, very mad about it.
00:37:55I've had a cab coming.
00:37:57I want you to come with me.
00:38:00But I need to know why.
00:38:04I need it.
00:38:05I just...
00:38:07I need it.
00:38:10Otherwise I'll think about it.
00:38:12Forever.
00:38:14And I don't...
00:38:16I don't want to think about him forever.
00:38:18I want to...
00:38:20I want to think about you.
00:38:2520 minutes.
00:38:39I need to hide.
00:38:41I need that.
00:38:45Get her hands.
00:38:45I need to be my hands.
00:38:45I need to be my hands.
00:38:47But I don't have to help but I have a little bit.
00:38:49I don't want to think about it.
00:38:50I need to be my hands.
00:38:51I need to be my hands.
00:38:55I need to fray the door and I need to be my hands.
00:38:59you said and i quote he will be here in 55 minutes and you know i'm i'm looking at the
00:39:10clock right now and it's well it's over 55 minutes no there's a storm oh gosh now i see it
00:39:19well how
00:39:21about i provide you guys a tutorial on how windshield wipers work how does that sound
00:39:28i did not like the way you're speaking to me sir no no i didn't mean that
00:39:33i'm sorry look i'm uh i'm having a day so i apologize profusely but he has he has to come
00:39:43okay he has to come
00:40:06mr gary yeah hey uh mr gary um hello mitch one of the temporary residents
00:40:15in your beautiful home uh so i have a little issue and uh i i i need to leave this
00:40:20evening
00:40:20this evening oh is everything okay uh yeah i i yeah i have a i have a large i have
00:40:27a pretty
00:40:27significant work emergency and i i have to get back to the city i don't think it's gonna happen
00:40:33tonight because of the snow yeah well well yeah i was i was thinking like maybe if you have a
00:40:41shovels or a tractor i do you do it won't work it won't not on the ice plus they close
00:40:49the canyon
00:40:50we're gonna have to wait till sunup get a little clarity on the situation you understand
00:40:58hey how much can you lift
00:41:04it's not for everyone you know
00:41:06what's that the country no city noises blocking out all the little voices screaming at us from
00:41:14inside of course later you gotta come face to face with your true identity
00:41:19absolutely beautiful
00:41:21there we go
00:41:25seems this little critter got up in it and sang hallelujah
00:41:30blocking the pipe
00:41:32at least she wasn't cold when she died
00:41:34no she wasn't
00:41:42jesus what uh oh dude tell me this is some back alley chateau lafitte
00:41:50when we moved in we found a couple cases behind a wall apparently the original owner was a bootlegger
00:41:56yeah
00:41:57you ever uh try it
00:42:03uh huh
00:42:07that there
00:42:10is dangerous stuff
00:42:41uh huh
00:42:44huh
00:42:45huh
00:42:45huh
00:42:45huh
00:43:14I don't think I can talk right now.
00:43:16Okay, I just, I just, I just wanted to see if you're, how you're doing.
00:43:19I'm fine. Thank you so much.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:22You may be.
00:43:23I don't want to see how I'm doing.
00:43:30And you?
00:43:31I'm bleeding out emotionally.
00:43:33I've absolutely never been worse.
00:43:34Thank you for asking.
00:43:37Human.
00:43:38You sure?
00:43:51I'm sorry.
00:43:54You scared me.
00:43:56Sorry.
00:43:58I'm sorry.
00:44:14I'm willing to give you a hug right now, but I'm pretty sure we're not allowed.
00:44:27You hungry?
00:44:30I really let her have it.
00:44:31I gave her a piece of my mind.
00:44:33I thought you guys fixed the fucking heat.
00:44:35He removed a squirrel?
00:44:36I don't really know what that does.
00:44:40She was, she was down on her knees begging me to stay.
00:44:44Just a sobbing mess, tears in her eyes.
00:44:48Oh baby, you're the, please, please don't go.
00:44:52You're the best man I've ever met, the best lover.
00:44:55I want you inside of me right now, which I was not going to do.
00:45:00I'm not going to give her that after what she, so yeah.
00:45:04I just, I felt bad for her, really.
00:45:09Let's not feel too bad for her.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:14So, who gets the house?
00:45:18We're not there yet.
00:45:23I'm sorry.
00:45:25I'm sorry.
00:45:27You're not the same together, are you?
00:45:30Uh, we're not there yet.
00:45:34Debbie, is your one chance a zipline to freedom and you're not there yet?
00:45:39He's ketamine.
00:45:41You're cocaine.
00:45:42He's a rusty sword.
00:45:45You're an atomic bomb.
00:45:47You're a real live person.
00:45:50He's an asshole.
00:45:52How is he more of an asshole than Melanie?
00:45:54He's an asshole in his core.
00:45:56Josh's chemical makeup.
00:45:58He's asshole.
00:46:00Sure Melanie was an asshole in this situation, but...
00:46:05deep down.
00:46:06Deep, deep, deep.
00:46:08Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down.
00:46:13She's a, she's a good person.
00:46:17What are you drinking?
00:46:19I thought we didn't have anything.
00:46:23Well, maybe I thought something.
00:46:27What I'm confused about is who's riding which car.
00:46:30They can't ride together.
00:46:33Fuck!
00:46:34I'm not driving home with Josh and I don't even know when we're gonna get out of here.
00:46:38The snow is, like, not gonna stop and three days to crawl the roads would be way too...
00:46:44I can't, I cannot handle three days here.
00:46:47It's too much eating Melanie's cocaine.
00:46:50I mean, the whole dog would just want something to ride.
00:46:53I'm gonna just starve up here.
00:46:59Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:01Terry.
00:47:02My best friend in the entire world who I would stab a thousand tiny birds for
00:47:07if I ever found myself in a situation in which that was necessary.
00:47:11Look, I think maybe you've got enough.
00:47:15I think maybe work is getting started.
00:47:20It's a creative outlet for me, really.
00:47:23What is this? Salmon?
00:47:25Trout.
00:47:26Trout is pink.
00:47:27Jesus, you got a real talent here.
00:47:36I don't know why I didn't see it sooner.
00:47:39This is a wake-up call.
00:47:43This is an anvil on the head from God.
00:47:48Uh-huh.
00:47:49This moment.
00:47:51This one!
00:47:52Okay.
00:47:55This...
00:47:56God is showing us a new path.
00:47:58That's what's happening, Debbie.
00:48:00God is showing us a new path.
00:48:02When did you start believing in God?
00:48:05This morning? Right now? Who knows?
00:48:06But I see it.
00:48:09This is a blessing.
00:48:12We saw the fuck.
00:48:15We saw it.
00:48:17And it saved us from the rest of our lives.
00:48:22I've never heard you say one optimistic thing your entire life.
00:48:25Like, your wife fucks another man and all of a sudden it's a blessing?
00:48:28I have no idea what's going on.
00:48:30What happened to my best friend?
00:48:33He woke up.
00:48:35What?
00:48:39He woke?
00:48:41The fuck?
00:48:46Mitch?
00:48:48Hey! Mitch!
00:48:54What the hell are you doing?
00:48:56Providing blood!
00:48:58So that you will be warm!
00:49:01Which you deserve to be!
00:49:04Mitch!
00:49:05You don't have any shoes on!
00:49:07Get back inside!
00:49:09Get back into rock climbing.
00:49:10Whoa!
00:49:11Mm-hmm.
00:49:12Build the lattice for my tomato plant.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:14And call my mother more.
00:49:17Please.
00:49:18Learn a new language.
00:49:19Call my mother less.
00:49:20And master the art of the casserole.
00:49:24I love casserole.
00:49:26You do?
00:49:27And I see it now!
00:49:29And I don't know why I was ever scared of it!
00:49:32Today is the seal day!
00:49:35And it's time to storm the castle!
00:49:41You're drinking scotch?
00:49:44Mitch, seriously, are you okay?
00:49:47And you know what the best part about it is?
00:49:50I know you've thought about it too.
00:49:54Thought about what?
00:49:55In your quietest moments.
00:49:59Thought about what?
00:50:02Can I ask why you did it?
00:50:05You did what?
00:50:07Uh...
00:50:07Kiss me.
00:50:08I...
00:50:09Just...
00:50:10Why'd you do it?
00:50:11I don't think I know what you're saying.
00:50:13Why did you kiss me?
00:50:14I...
00:50:15I'm just asking...
00:50:16Why?
00:50:17Melanie.
00:50:20You kissed me.
00:50:27You're drunk.
00:50:28I'm not drunk.
00:50:29I'm alive.
00:50:31No.
00:50:31You need water.
00:50:32Deborah.
00:50:33We've been best friends for...
00:50:3515 years.
00:50:3715 years.
00:50:37Are you really telling me?
00:50:38You're telling me you've never thought about it?
00:50:41I...
00:50:43I...
00:50:44I don't think that I have.
00:50:46Lying.
00:50:48Ladies and gentlemen!
00:50:50For God's sake, she's lying!
00:50:53Freshman year.
00:50:55You and me.
00:50:57In the closet.
00:50:58Chris Ryman's St. Patrick's Day party.
00:51:00Everybody was playing mafia.
00:51:02We thought it was dumb.
00:51:03We snuck off.
00:51:04You put a four leaf blubber sticker on my forehead.
00:51:08And we kissed.
00:51:10Kissed.
00:51:11But Mitch, we were kids.
00:51:13I mean, it was nothing.
00:51:15It was nothing?
00:51:17We were kids.
00:51:19It was nothing.
00:51:22Okay, what if it wasn't?
00:51:25What if this whole time we've been kidding ourselves because it was too real, so we had to distract ourselves
00:51:31with the wrong people?
00:51:32People.
00:51:36Maybe...
00:51:37We just didn't think we deserved it.
00:51:42Were you saying anything?
00:51:44Just...
00:51:45Think about it for a minute.
00:51:46Just give it...
00:51:47A moment of thought before you respond.
00:51:50Nope.
00:51:51That wasn't long enough.
00:51:53Really think about it.
00:51:57Really.
00:51:58That is exactly what you fucking would say!
00:52:00No, but you remember when you threw me up against a wall?
00:52:02Yeah, you know what? That was after you kissed me.
00:52:03That is...
00:52:04No, absolutely not!
00:52:05You can...
00:52:05Look, Melanie, you cannot just kiss a woman in this day and age.
00:52:08I didn't...
00:52:08I reciprocated.
00:52:09I'm just saying that I wasn't thinking about it.
00:52:12Okay?
00:52:12I didn't...
00:52:13I didn't think about it before it happened.
00:52:15And then it just happened.
00:52:16And now what?
00:52:18Now is what?
00:52:20What?
00:52:20You can't possibly blame me for this, do you?
00:52:22Hold on, do you blame me?
00:52:24Melanie, we decided this together.
00:52:26Okay?
00:52:26We had a discussion.
00:52:27We had a conversation very briefly.
00:52:30Still!
00:52:30While you were kissing me.
00:52:31You were also kissing me!
00:52:32This is very hard to make a good decision about fucking while you were kissing!
00:52:36Look, I wish it never happened either.
00:52:44Well, I didn't say that.
00:52:49That you're married and you won the lotto, remember?
00:52:52And I'm married.
00:52:53We got married to other people.
00:52:55He doesn't like your book.
00:52:58Oh, fuck.
00:53:00He loves my book.
00:53:02No.
00:53:02He told me.
00:53:03He told me.
00:53:04This morning.
00:53:08Well, he must've just-
00:53:09She said that the two of you aren't having sex.
00:53:13What did you do, ayahuasca together?
00:53:14Because you're fighting to stay with a man who doesn't understand you.
00:53:19And I do.
00:53:23And I always have.
00:53:39Do you think I'm dumb?
00:53:44Absolutely not.
00:53:49Wow.
00:54:07Where am I?
00:54:09Nobody speaks to me.
00:54:15Please, I'll give a gentle sigh.
00:54:20As I wander by.
00:54:26Where are you?
00:54:30Why don't you speak to me?
00:54:34Are you gonna leave me?
00:54:37Are you gonna leave me?
00:54:38All alone.
00:54:40With my misery.
00:54:45Oh!
00:54:46Hey, buddo.
00:54:48It's Mitch Delpin.
00:54:50Businessman.
00:54:51Did you think about that proposal?
00:54:52I did think about it.
00:54:54Well...
00:54:56And my answer is, uh...
00:55:00Over my dead body.
00:55:02Oh, what's that?
00:55:04I wish you would've hurt me, darling.
00:55:09I wish with all my heart...
00:55:12I have not enjoyed one minute of one day of one year working for you, buddy.
00:55:20You're self-centered, you cheat at golf, you were nepotized into your job, and boy does it show.
00:55:26The bottom line is, I don't wanna be like you.
00:55:28What happened?
00:55:30So I quit.
00:55:31You're fired, Mitch.
00:55:33No.
00:55:33No.
00:55:34That's incorrect.
00:55:36No.
00:55:36You're hurting my ear!
00:55:38I quit.
00:55:41I'm quitting.
00:55:42I think you're a good day.
00:55:46Mitch, I love so many things about you.
00:55:53But, I don't think I've been in love with you since the...
00:56:04And even one minute spent not in love...
00:56:11Is a waste of our...
00:56:14Time.
00:56:16Is a waste of our lives.
00:56:18And...
00:56:29Just say it.
00:56:33Yes, you can.
00:56:36Yes, you can.
00:56:38You can.
00:56:51Yes.
00:56:56Nice face.
00:56:59Yes.
00:57:00Yes.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03Yes.
00:57:03No.
00:58:04Can you turn it down, please?
00:58:08It's just a little too loud.
00:58:50Mitch.
00:58:52Mitch.
00:58:53Mitch.
00:58:55Mitch.
00:58:57Mitch.
00:59:16Mitch.
00:59:36What did I miss?
00:59:38Nothing!
00:59:39Nothing!
00:59:40I think you should come down here.
00:59:45What is that?
00:59:47It's the truth.
00:59:54I, uh, found this in the garage.
01:00:00You found it.
01:00:01Debbie, I can't quite explain it, but I am feeling really good.
01:00:14The last thing I want is to dance, or celebrate, or feel good right now.
01:00:25Please, Debbie.
01:00:26Debbie, we always celebrate together.
01:00:33Ten, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
01:00:43Amen.
01:00:44Amen.
01:00:48Amen.
01:00:49Amen.
01:00:50Amen.
01:00:52Amen.
01:00:55Amen.
01:00:56Amen.
01:01:00Amen.
01:01:03Amen.
01:01:05Amen.
01:01:06Amen.
01:01:07Amen.
01:01:09Amen.
01:01:10Amen.
01:01:10Amen.
01:01:11Amen.
01:01:11Amen.
01:01:11Amen.
01:01:20to love, to friends, to lies, to truth,
01:01:42to love.
01:01:50Salute.
01:01:53.
01:03:24Okay.
01:03:25Wow.
01:03:27Okay.
01:03:27All right.
01:03:28At work, sometimes, before a board meeting, I will masturbate to completion in bathroom
01:03:36stall number three.
01:03:37I steal when I'm nervous.
01:03:40A state senator once asked me for a dick pic.
01:03:43I sent it.
01:03:44I slept with three of my college professors.
01:03:46What?
01:03:47Who?
01:03:48German history, obscure mathematics, and medieval studies.
01:03:52Wait a second.
01:03:53Professor Logie was like...
01:03:55In the 60s.
01:03:57And his wife.
01:03:59I saw my mom cheat on my dad when I was eight.
01:04:02I never told him.
01:04:04I hired a teenager in India to write this book.
01:04:07What?
01:04:07I don't even know him.
01:04:10Or her.
01:04:11I hate this shirt.
01:04:13I don't have my body so much.
01:04:15I don't even have the words to describe it.
01:04:18Just so much.
01:04:19I've gotten so sad lately.
01:04:22I don't know when exactly it happened, but I'm just so sad.
01:04:27I kissed Melanie.
01:04:29She reciprocated, but I kissed her.
01:04:34Did you like my book?
01:04:38No.
01:04:40But not because it wasn't good.
01:04:44It didn't feel like you.
01:04:49I know.
01:04:55Well, I finished my new one.
01:04:58And I think it might be really, really beautiful.
01:05:01But I can't show it to anyone.
01:05:04Because if I do, and they hate it, like last time,
01:05:09then I'll have to quit.
01:05:11And I won't have anything to latch onto in my life.
01:05:16And I...
01:05:18I might just float away.
01:05:20You've always had me.
01:05:30I have no money.
01:05:36None.
01:05:38It's all his.
01:05:39It's a hundred percent true.
01:05:44I had no money.
01:05:45And the best part is I quit my job.
01:05:48Wait, you're getting a promotion.
01:05:50Yeah, I was.
01:05:51Hey, Claire.
01:05:52And I did.
01:05:53I got it.
01:05:54Yay.
01:05:55And I quit.
01:05:57Why is that funny?
01:06:01I've cheated on everyone I've ever been with, except you.
01:06:06Until now.
01:06:13Why do you think you did cheat on me?
01:06:21Because I don't like myself very much.
01:06:27Only Melanie doesn't know that.
01:06:30So for a second I forgot.
01:06:35Because, uh, when you like yourself, you can get a hard arm.
01:06:44And when you don't, you can't.
01:06:58I love dessert.
01:07:02You hate dessert.
01:07:05No.
01:07:07No, I love it.
01:07:10Our entire relationship, you always say you don't want to hear about the dessert menu.
01:07:14Yes, but the truth is, I think I just probably wanted the dinner to be over.
01:07:23Because I feel like we've run out of stuff to say to each other.
01:07:28Uh-huh.
01:07:29And that bums me out.
01:07:32It bums you out.
01:07:34And I've given up.
01:07:39Thousands of desserts.
01:07:43And I know it's trivial.
01:07:45And I know that all my needs are met.
01:07:49And I should be grateful and happy.
01:07:53But I'm not.
01:07:57Because I think maybe I married someone who has no idea who I am.
01:08:07And I don't think I really have any idea who you are.
01:08:13And maybe it occurred to me this morning that I could either live the rest of my life that way.
01:08:22Without dessert.
01:08:27Or I could pull the escape hatch.
01:08:32And so I pulled it.
01:08:41I want you to have dessert, Melanie.
01:08:52You know, I try to bring heart into my work.
01:08:54I really do.
01:08:55But investment bankers just don't see it.
01:08:57You don't see it.
01:08:58But it's not too late.
01:08:59You know?
01:09:00No, it is.
01:09:01I don't have any other skills.
01:09:03This is very limiting.
01:09:04You know?
01:09:04This is very limiting talk.
01:09:06You should take yourself more seriously.
01:09:07Nah, I wouldn't even know where to start.
01:09:11I'll tell you where you start.
01:09:12You start with still life.
01:09:14And then you move on to portraits or abstract.
01:09:19I mean, anything.
01:09:19You can go in any direction, man.
01:09:21I...
01:09:21Hey!
01:09:22You should...
01:09:22You fucked my wife.
01:09:24Don't inspire me.
01:09:29Bleh.
01:09:33I always thought I'd be further along than I am.
01:09:38Yeah.
01:09:39You're borderline one of those sad cases.
01:09:43Dang it.
01:09:46But listen.
01:09:48I know it wasn't for everyone, but...
01:09:53I really cried when I read your book.
01:09:57You did?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:58There is this one beautiful moment in the last chapter
01:10:05where the lead character stops pretending that everything is going to be okay.
01:10:16That's my favorite bit.
01:10:18Hey, Debs.
01:10:20He doesn't believe us.
01:10:22Nope.
01:10:23What do you mean?
01:10:24This guy doesn't believe us.
01:10:33Ha!
01:10:34I don't see no tree.
01:10:36Oh!
01:10:37Oh!
01:10:38What did I say?
01:10:40What did I say?
01:10:42Well, shit.
01:10:43I was wrong.
01:10:44Look!
01:10:45All right.
01:10:46Interest.
01:10:46All right.
01:10:48Interest.
01:10:48All right.
01:10:49Where...
01:10:49How did it happen?
01:10:50We were there and I was there.
01:10:51We were there right there.
01:10:52And then it was...
01:10:53No, I was here, so she was there.
01:10:55She just fell.
01:10:56She never was here.
01:10:57I don't know.
01:10:57It's just weird.
01:10:59It's just like...
01:11:00All right.
01:11:01Hey.
01:11:02Hey, hey, guys.
01:11:06What time is it?
01:11:11Yes.
01:11:13Yes.
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:19Yes.
01:11:20Yes.
01:11:21Yes.
01:11:22Yes.
01:11:23Yes.
01:11:24Yes.
01:11:25Yes.
01:11:25Yes.
01:11:26Yes.
01:11:27Yes.
01:11:27Yes.
01:11:28Yes.
01:11:29Yes.
01:11:29Yes.
01:11:30Yes.
01:11:31Yes.
01:11:57Oh, my God.
01:12:23Come here, Arthur?
01:12:25Oh, I'm new in town, actually.
01:12:30Hey, um, I know that I have a ton of work to do, the lion's share, and I know this
01:12:37is my fault, and I know that you hate me.
01:12:39Hey, Josh.
01:12:40Josh, I needed him.
01:12:46The musician, Danny.
01:12:48That's where I go all day.
01:12:50I've been writing my book at his house because I can't write when I'm with you.
01:12:59I haven't been able to speak, and I've gotten really quiet.
01:13:05Have you noticed that I've gotten, like, I've gotten small?
01:13:10And it's not all your fault because I turned to stone at a certain point.
01:13:14Like, I didn't recognize the person I was sleeping in bed next to, and I should have just reached out
01:13:18to you, but instead of reaching out to you, I just...
01:13:21I turned to stone, and...
01:13:25And when I was with him, I could feel everything, and I could smile, and it all just...
01:13:31It was all there for me, and...
01:13:34I don't know why that happened, and I'm sorry.
01:13:40Did you sleep with him?
01:13:42No.
01:13:43Debs?
01:13:44Never, no.
01:13:47No.
01:14:06Hi.
01:14:08I'm Josh.
01:14:09I'm a photographer.
01:14:11Not actually the best on my team, but I'm a good leader.
01:14:15I'm kind.
01:14:17I'm, uh, slightly insecure about getting older, and my body, and whether I'm actually funny or if I'm just good
01:14:27at telling other people's punchlines.
01:14:31And, oh, man, I really love my wife.
01:14:35And I would really like for her to try and get to know me now without all of the, uh,
01:14:41without any aspirations or, like, bullshit, and just, just, um, right?
01:14:47And if we can't find our way back, then we'll be done.
01:14:50But not until we try.
01:14:52Please.
01:14:53Please.
01:14:54Please.
01:14:55Okay.
01:15:19Hi, Josh.
01:15:21I'm Debbie.
01:15:24Hey.
01:15:30I like my twig.
01:15:32I like my twig.
01:15:33I like my twig.
01:15:35I like my twig.
01:15:38I like my twig.
01:15:48I like my twig.
01:16:00Well?
01:16:01Yeah.
01:16:02I'll see you.
01:16:04Or not.
01:16:08Okay.
01:16:09So, uh, you're gonna want to get gas before you hit the freeways.
01:16:12And make sure that the lady's voice on the map is super loud so that you don't miss any of
01:16:17the turns.
01:16:21It's icy.
01:16:25You'll be fine.
01:16:29A little bit scared.
01:16:30You'll be fine.
01:16:44How long are you staying?
01:16:54I have no idea.
01:16:57I'll be at my parents.
01:16:59In case of emergency.
01:17:23Okay.
01:17:29Okay.
01:17:51I'll be seeing you.
01:17:54You will, yeah.
01:17:57Of course.
01:18:01Do you need a pep talk?
01:18:04Always.
01:18:10Hey.
01:18:12I left something on the table for you to read.
01:18:15Maybe you have time to read it.
01:18:19I do.
01:18:20And you should give it to Josh, too.
01:18:26Okay.
01:18:34Okay.
01:18:40Okay.
01:18:46Okay.
01:18:49Okay.
01:18:51Okay.
01:18:55Okay.
01:18:58Okay.
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