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00:00:39This isn't one of those stories where, like, everybody does the right thing.
00:00:43The whole thing happened once. Literally once.
00:00:45And here we are still talking about it.
00:00:47We met at Coachella.
00:00:48So, there was this big party.
00:00:50I'd literally just gotten out of a relationship.
00:00:53I was actually there with another girl.
00:00:54His ex.
00:00:55But then I saw her.
00:00:57Went to a gig for my friend Doug's new album.
00:01:00Totally over the top.
00:01:01It was one of those sexy slow motion kind of things where we looked into each other's eyes
00:01:05and it was across this sea of drunk people with flower crowns.
00:01:10And we just clicked.
00:01:12End up going home with a random guy and having the best sex of my life.
00:01:17In the morning, I wake up and I realize it's Sean.
00:01:21Me.
00:01:22The guy I had just broken up with.
00:01:25And we ended up staying until three in the morning just talking.
00:01:28We slept under the stars.
00:01:29Drinking.
00:01:30Dancing.
00:01:31Everything just kind of glowing.
00:01:34And we spent the whole day boning.
00:01:36You know, it's weird.
00:01:37Sometimes you meet somebody and it's just easy.
00:01:40That was three years ago.
00:01:42And we've been together ever since.
00:01:44She ended up moving to Kansas City two weeks later.
00:01:47But we're not one of those couples.
00:01:50You know, people don't look at us and think, I'll have what they're having.
00:01:53We're not perfect.
00:01:54We haven't, like, figured it out.
00:01:55You know, we're grateful.
00:01:56We got lucky.
00:01:57We had that one perfect night.
00:01:59You know, I'm talking about love.
00:02:38Fuck.
00:02:40Bad day?
00:02:41Uh, yeah, something like that.
00:02:45What happened?
00:02:46My boyfriend broke up with me.
00:02:48Oh, my God.
00:02:49I'm so sorry.
00:02:50Yeah.
00:02:52Yeah.
00:02:52The worst part is that he was sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:55I'm sure you'll find the right guy.
00:02:56It's not about the guy.
00:02:58Yeah, being single sucks.
00:03:00I feel like I'm just waiting for someone.
00:03:03Fuck, I know one special guy will come along and everything will be different.
00:03:07Yeah, doesn't that seem kind of unrealistic?
00:03:10What do you mean?
00:03:10I mean, don't you think it's unfair to act like one person is going to change your life and fix
00:03:15everything?
00:03:16Plus, what are the odds that some guy is just going to materialize, right?
00:03:20To the show, but I don't know where.
00:03:21Sorry, didn't realize this was the ladies' room.
00:03:27Hey.
00:03:28I'm Chris.
00:03:30Hey, Chris.
00:03:31Hey.
00:03:32Do you know each other?
00:03:34No.
00:03:36I hope this isn't too forward, but you're beautiful.
00:03:40You remind me of my mom.
00:03:42She's dead.
00:03:44That's so sweet.
00:03:48I like your dress.
00:03:50I like your shirt.
00:03:52Wow.
00:03:54We have so much in common.
00:03:56Okay, I would not say that.
00:03:58Okay, wow.
00:04:09Sorry.
00:04:17Don't even think about it.
00:04:23You're popular.
00:04:25Yeah, I really wouldn't fuck with me right now.
00:04:26I don't know.
00:04:31Who's Brynn?
00:04:32Don't you need to make ice or something?
00:04:34You're feisty.
00:04:36I like it.
00:04:38Just make me a drink.
00:04:44Oh, that's it.
00:04:46Do it to me.
00:04:48Do it, Gary.
00:04:49Knock it off.
00:04:50What?
00:04:50Seriously?
00:04:51What are you, 12?
00:04:52No.
00:04:53What?
00:04:54But he is.
00:04:55No, he's not.
00:04:57Yes, he is.
00:04:58No, he's not.
00:05:00They're, like, at least 16.
00:05:0116?
00:05:02No, wait.
00:05:03That kid is still waiting on his balls to drop.
00:05:05They're kind of cute.
00:05:06No.
00:05:07I'm serious.
00:05:08He wouldn't even let her order her own salad.
00:05:10Maybe he knows what she likes.
00:05:11Or maybe he's a chauvinistic asshole
00:05:13leveraging power in an attempt to objectify her
00:05:16as an omnibus of his own social privilege.
00:05:18Did you ever think about that?
00:05:19Well, maybe he's just being nice.
00:05:21He's there in love, and he wants her to be happy.
00:05:24Nobody's that happy.
00:05:25Some people would disagree.
00:05:27Some people could eat a dick.
00:05:29Okay.
00:05:30Okay.
00:05:39Surprise!
00:05:41What are you doing here?
00:05:42I wanted to stop by to see my girl.
00:05:44Here.
00:05:46What's the occasion?
00:05:47Can't a guy treat his girlfriend?
00:05:49Yeah, he can, but the last time you were this civil,
00:05:52it's because you ran over mittens.
00:05:54That was an accident.
00:05:56What's with the flowers?
00:05:57You're romantic.
00:06:00Get it.
00:06:02No, look.
00:06:03Come on.
00:06:03They're pretty, okay?
00:06:12Do you want to get lunch or something?
00:06:14You mind driving?
00:06:15Yeah, sure.
00:06:16Let me just get my charger.
00:06:17Make sure it's in your car.
00:06:24Oh, oh, I am, I am so sorry.
00:06:27You okay?
00:06:29Busted.
00:06:30Where's your hair thinking?
00:06:33Shit.
00:06:34Let's grab another one.
00:06:35There's a whole bag in the storeroom.
00:06:36You said we only got one.
00:06:39Yeah, because certain employees were abusing their privileges.
00:06:42Those things are foul, okay?
00:06:44Why can't we just wear name tags like normal people?
00:06:47I thought you guys liked the hair thingies.
00:06:48No.
00:06:49The hair thingies make me look like Molly Ringwald.
00:06:52Okay?
00:06:53Anyways, I'm sorry.
00:06:53Can we please talk about my idiot boyfriend?
00:06:56What is with the romantic shit?
00:06:59He's trying.
00:07:00I know.
00:07:01I know.
00:07:05I know.
00:07:08Love ya.
00:07:09Later, Molly.
00:07:57What are we talking about over here?
00:07:59Oh, Jude was just telling me about the thing.
00:08:00Did you know he used the word penis during foreplay?
00:08:03As in, honey, my penis is so hard.
00:08:06All right.
00:08:07No, I don't think we've been properly introduced.
00:08:09Jude, this is Jesse.
00:08:10Jesse, Jude is the guy you've been banging in the back of a 97 Super room.
00:08:14You think I've been screwing him?
00:08:15I don't even know her.
00:08:17Fine, then what the fuck is that?
00:08:19It's probably yours.
00:08:21Just because you can't keep track of your shit.
00:08:22Oh, it's not mine.
00:08:23How do you know?
00:08:24I just do.
00:08:25It doesn't matter whose it is.
00:08:26You're taking her side?
00:08:27Nobody's taking sides.
00:08:28No, of course not.
00:08:29We're just politely listening to two people exchange their sides of a story in which one of them fucked my
00:08:33boyfriend.
00:08:33You need to calm down.
00:08:34Is that what we'd be doing if somebody took a shit on your love life?
00:08:37You don't love him.
00:08:38What?
00:08:39I said you don't love him.
00:08:40You hardly like him.
00:08:41What do you know?
00:08:43Everybody knows.
00:08:44You treat him like shit.
00:08:45You hate his family.
00:08:46And the only reason why you're with him in the first place is because he has Amazon Prime.
00:08:49You don't deserve him.
00:08:51And that makes it okay for someone to just take him?
00:08:53Nobody took him.
00:08:54Hey, well, somebody did.
00:08:55I didn't take him, Harper.
00:08:56Harper, he just didn't want you.
00:09:03Harper...
00:09:04Don't.
00:09:06We never meant...
00:09:07Shut up!
00:09:12You know, you were supposed to be cool.
00:09:15Now it turns out you're just some old slut.
00:09:18You're fired.
00:09:19Good, because I can wait.
00:09:25Hey, aren't you forgetting something?
00:09:27God, you know, fuck you.
00:09:30Okay, and for the record, I hope you give each other HPV.
00:09:34Yeah.
00:09:56Hey, sorry I missed your call.
00:09:58Leave a message, and I'll give you a shout as soon as I can.
00:10:01Thanks.
00:10:02Thanks.
00:10:10Why does this always happen to me?
00:10:14There are plenty of fish out there.
00:10:16What, like Jude?
00:10:18Shouldn't have been such a dick to him.
00:10:19You know, he's a totally nice guy.
00:10:22He's very nice and...
00:10:24nice.
00:10:26Should probably go home and apologize.
00:10:28Sounds like you guys had bad sex.
00:10:30What?
00:10:31No.
00:10:32It was fine.
00:10:34Well, there's your problem.
00:10:36See, a better man would leave you begging for it.
00:10:39I know a guy.
00:10:41I'm not looking for a guy.
00:10:44Whatever.
00:10:45Girls like you act all tough.
00:10:46You say you don't care what people think.
00:10:47I don't care what people think.
00:10:49And how's that working out for you?
00:10:51Look, I'm pissed at Brynn, not Jude.
00:10:54She was my best friend.
00:10:56I need friends, not some guy to fuck my brains out.
00:10:59That sounds like a challenge.
00:11:02I'm sorry.
00:11:03You know, believe it or not,
00:11:04women can be single and also not into you.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:07All right.
00:11:07All right.
00:11:10So are you doing anything later?
00:11:12I am just not interested.
00:11:13Oh, come on.
00:11:14Something tells me we'd have great sex.
00:11:16Yeah, I'm gonna go.
00:11:20You're gonna die alone.
00:11:23Fucking bitch.
00:11:52Why is my shit in the yard?
00:11:54I'm kicking you out.
00:11:56Do you have any idea how selfish you are?
00:12:00You should be thanking me.
00:12:01For sleeping with my boss.
00:12:03For breaking up with you.
00:12:04Are you fucking kidding me?
00:12:05You didn't want a date in the first place.
00:12:07That is not true.
00:12:07But you wouldn't end it
00:12:08because you didn't want to be the bad guy.
00:12:10Nothing bad's ever your fault, right?
00:12:12It's always someone else.
00:12:14Last guy loved you too much,
00:12:15but the guy before him was too clingy.
00:12:18Your mom was never involved.
00:12:19Your dad had to go.
00:12:20You fucked my best friend.
00:12:21She was your boss.
00:12:22She was my friend.
00:12:23Well, she's not anymore.
00:12:32I'm sorry.
00:12:51You fucked my best friend.
00:13:04I'm sorry.
00:13:12I'm sorry.
00:13:24You fucked my best friend.
00:13:26I'm sorry.
00:13:27I'm sorry.
00:13:27I'm sorry.
00:13:29I'm sorry.
00:13:36Hey, I'm calling about the Johnson property.
00:13:39Yeah, uh, references?
00:13:42Yeah, I'm calling about the apartment.
00:13:44Well, my last landlord was my ex, so...
00:13:47Oh yeah, I love cats.
00:13:49Cats are great.
00:13:50Yeah, to be honest, I don't own any handguns,
00:13:53but I would be open to purchasing one.
00:13:55Yeah, even if they're...
00:13:56How many?
00:13:58No, I'm not saying we didn't have sex.
00:14:00I'm just saying that most of the time it was...
00:14:02Hello?
00:14:04Thank you for holding.
00:14:06Please stay on the line.
00:14:08Thank you for holding.
00:14:10Please stay on the line.
00:14:28Tell me.
00:14:36Honey, you still can't take me anywhere.
00:14:47The link doesn't look like that.GAN
00:14:51-CITY Also,
00:14:51you've noticed, that doesn't look like it? It's
00:14:52definitely hurting you when you see a place. There's
00:14:54a lot of dej iced iced iced iced iced iced iced iced iced iced iced iced iced iced iced iced
00:14:56iced coffee.abel-
00:15:03Oh, no, no, jeez.
00:15:27Ow.
00:15:43Uh, excuse me.
00:15:48What are you doing here?
00:15:51Pizza.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54There's pizza in your yard.
00:16:00Um, what happened?
00:16:04Um, hard to say. Raccoons these days.
00:16:12Uh-huh.
00:16:17Why are you in my yard?
00:16:21I heard you're looking for a roommate.
00:16:52Thanks.
00:17:01Are you okay? Do you need me to call someone?
00:17:03Look, I thought the house was empty.
00:17:06Okay, if you want me to go-
00:17:07Babe! I'm leaving.
00:17:11Who's she?
00:17:12Harper.
00:17:13What's she doing here?
00:17:14I tried to break into your house.
00:17:18Cool.
00:17:19Hey, call me.
00:17:27Is she your-
00:17:29Friend.
00:17:30Do you have a lot of friends?
00:17:33Yeah.
00:17:34I mean, no.
00:17:35I mean, I don't-
00:17:35Are they all that hot?
00:17:36No.
00:17:37Are you sure?
00:17:38Yes.
00:17:38I have a lot of extremely average-looking friends.
00:17:42Wow.
00:17:44That is very evolved of you.
00:17:46Thank you?
00:17:49So, are you going to show me around, or-
00:17:53Uh, yeah.
00:17:55Um, well, you've seen the living room.
00:17:59Two bedroom, one bath, pool, two-car garage.
00:18:02Is this you?
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:06Hmm.
00:18:08How do you afford this place?
00:18:09I know a guy.
00:18:10Who's that guy?
00:18:11My mom.
00:18:12Washer and dryer are right here.
00:18:15This is the bathroom.
00:18:16You'll be in the master.
00:18:17There's no bathroom, but the closet is massive.
00:18:20I'm gonna show you the-
00:18:21What is this?
00:18:22Don't touch that, please.
00:18:24Oh my god.
00:18:26Don't laugh.
00:18:27Oh my god.
00:18:30Okay, I'm sorry.
00:18:31But the fact that you have this photo,
00:18:33not just kept it, but framed it in your house.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:37You didn't even win!
00:18:38People don't usually go through my stuff.
00:18:40Well, maybe you should be more careful who you let into your house.
00:18:44Aww.
00:18:45I think you should go.
00:18:47What?
00:18:48You should go.
00:18:54Okay.
00:19:10I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.
00:19:14My personality tends to attract assholes, so I'm not used to-
00:19:21I'm sorry.
00:19:22Okay?
00:19:24For the record, I think you were an adorable child.
00:19:28Even if you were not cool.
00:19:29I'm still not cool, and I was like a very ugly child, so.
00:19:38He sucked.
00:19:41This kid, he wasn't adorable, he was just shitty.
00:19:45Why?
00:19:46Because he was weird and awkward and everybody hated him.
00:19:49Yeah, but I bet he stayed up like all night working on that-
00:19:55Pneumatic defamation sensor?
00:19:57Yeah, exactly.
00:20:00I have no idea what that is.
00:20:03It's a soft air bladder connected to an electrical pressure sensor and a microcontroller that offers real-time feedback.
00:20:12It was cool, I promise.
00:20:15Told ya.
00:20:19Hey.
00:20:22What are you doing for dinner?
00:20:27So what do you do? Are you a student or-
00:20:29Graduated.
00:20:30Major?
00:20:30Art history?
00:20:31Because-
00:20:32Because it was the second thing in the catalog and I didn't want to be an accountant.
00:20:35I hate you.
00:20:36Uh, business. I'm a freelance programmer at IndieCore.
00:20:38Mmm, sounds pretentious.
00:20:40Most people just congratulate my brilliance.
00:20:42Is this your way of flirting?
00:20:44No.
00:20:44Why, do you have a boyfriend?
00:20:45No.
00:20:47Why, do you?
00:20:48I have a boyfriend.
00:20:49Yeah, or whatever.
00:20:50No, I don't have a boyfriend, or whatever.
00:20:54And the girl today?
00:20:55Just a girl.
00:20:58I'm getting very slutty vibes from you.
00:21:00What does that mean?
00:21:01It means...
00:21:02How many?
00:21:04Excuse me?
00:21:05Women, how many?
00:21:06Why would I tell you that?
00:21:08Uh, because you're the kind of guy who wants me to know.
00:21:11I'm not at liberty to say.
00:21:13Fine.
00:21:14How many girlfriends?
00:21:18Twelve.
00:21:19Twelve?
00:21:19Twelve?
00:21:19What's wrong with dating?
00:21:20What's wrong with being alone?
00:21:22Nothing.
00:21:23It's just the worst thing that could possibly happen to a person, and I'd rather it didn't happen to me.
00:21:26Oh, but I bet you're fine with marriage.
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:28And kids.
00:21:29Raising another human.
00:21:30Sure, why not?
00:21:31Okay, so what you're saying is you're fine bringing life into the world.
00:21:35But you're afraid of eating dinner alone because that would make you some kind of moral failure.
00:21:42You're one of those people.
00:21:44What people?
00:21:45The love people.
00:21:46What's wrong with that?
00:21:48Nothing.
00:21:48Nothing.
00:21:49It's just, um, not real.
00:21:52Okay?
00:21:52You're gonna spend the rest of your life chasing after girls you don't know,
00:21:56trying to have this big, special thing that Hollywood duped you into believing would make you happy,
00:22:00when the reality is love is just attraction.
00:22:04Attraction is just sex.
00:22:05And sex isn't gonna make you happy for more than, like, six minutes at a time.
00:22:10So really, what's the point?
00:22:12First of all, you underestimate me.
00:22:14Whatever.
00:22:15Second of all, do you seriously believe that?
00:22:17Do you seriously believe you're destined to hang out with one person?
00:22:20Until you die?
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I do.
00:22:27Well, I guess that makes one of us right.
00:22:30Let me know when you figure out who it is.
00:22:42Well, thank you for dinner and showing me around.
00:22:44Um, if you want to just send over that paperwork, I will-
00:22:47Take it.
00:22:47What?
00:22:48The room.
00:22:49It's yours.
00:22:50We didn't talk about money.
00:22:52What were you paying at your old place?
00:22:54$7.50, but-
00:22:55Great.
00:22:55Works for me.
00:22:57That's super nice, but your parents-
00:22:59Look, they don't care.
00:23:00The roommate thing wasn't even their idea.
00:23:03You know how this sounds, right?
00:23:05Seemingly innocent young man invites a beautiful stranger to spend the night, and then-
00:23:09Waiting for me to gouge your eyes out and put them in a jar?
00:23:11Well, maybe not a jar, but yeah.
00:23:12Look, you've seen this place.
00:23:13It's massive.
00:23:14It's massive.
00:23:15And like, super depressing.
00:23:16In college, I always lived with groups of people, so this just seems sad.
00:23:20Yeah, this is where I go back to the jar.
00:23:22Just think about it.
00:23:25Why me?
00:23:27I don't know.
00:23:29You're loud and weird, and have no respect for other people's property, and not to mention
00:23:35you're totally not my type, but you're smart and different.
00:23:45When can I move in?
00:23:56I don't even know your name.
00:23:57Oh, um, it's Jackson.
00:24:00Cool.
00:24:03See you tomorrow.
00:24:04Oh, um, but do me a favor.
00:24:06Use the front door this time.
00:24:39We were actually never together.
00:24:42Yeah, not together together.
00:24:44Right.
00:24:44Um, I had brought her to my grandmother's birthday party, actually.
00:24:48And everybody, like, just about lost their shit.
00:24:51My mom kept talking about how precious my little friend was.
00:24:54I don't think they got that we were a couple.
00:24:56Yeah, but we weren't actually, like, dating.
00:24:59Well, we were just hanging out, you know?
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:02Oh, man.
00:25:03And you had those, like, those nice cotton sheets.
00:25:05Yes, and we watched Jimmy Fallon and talk about our favorite music when we were kids.
00:25:09Yeah.
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:10We were good together.
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:13I guess it's easy to forget about that when it didn't last.
00:25:16And people are so weird.
00:25:18Like, the second things end, the only thing they remember is, you just broke up.
00:25:22Oh, yeah.
00:25:24She was my first love, though.
00:25:26No.
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:27No, it's true.
00:25:27You're so lame.
00:25:29It's true.
00:25:29Like, I was totally crazy about her.
00:25:32Love it.
00:25:33I don't know.
00:25:34And that went on for, like, eight months?
00:25:37Mm-hmm.
00:25:37And then it was over.
00:25:38Yeah, just like that.
00:25:39Just like that.
00:25:42Don't even...
00:25:44But then a friendship of a lifetime.
00:25:45Oh, I took it over.
00:25:47You're the best.
00:26:02Is that everything?
00:26:03Yep.
00:26:03Cool guitar.
00:26:05Thanks.
00:26:06You play?
00:26:07No.
00:26:08Cool.
00:26:12Well, if you need anything, let me know.
00:26:16No.
00:27:09Dude, you are never going to believe what happened.
00:27:13Oh, my God.
00:27:14Are you serious?
00:27:15Oh, my God.
00:27:15It was insane.
00:27:16Man, I wish you could have been there.
00:27:18This guy got this whole DJ set up, and his parents' backyard is, like, just the mountains.
00:27:23It was so beautiful.
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:25Raging.
00:28:09Hey.
00:28:10Hey.
00:28:11Hey.
00:28:12I just wanted to let you know you're totally welcome to come to the party.
00:28:14People are swimming.
00:28:16We made some nuggets.
00:28:17Scott brought a shark balloon.
00:28:19Well, shit.
00:28:21Everybody would love to meet you.
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:24Maybe later.
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:38Maybe later.
00:28:54Oh, I'm sorry.
00:28:56I didn't realize you were still awake.
00:28:58I could.
00:29:03Sorry.
00:29:03Pardon my reach.
00:29:09Do you mind if I ... Thank you.
00:29:23You should come to the party tonight.
00:29:25Trust me.
00:29:26I'm not good with that kind of thing.
00:29:27Parties?
00:29:28People.
00:29:38I like you.
00:29:40You're interesting, and I think we should be friends.
00:29:42I don't do guy friends.
00:29:44Why?
00:29:44It doesn't work.
00:29:46Why not?
00:29:46Why do you think?
00:29:48Look, this is just temporary, okay?
00:29:50Anyways, I hardly know you.
00:29:52Ask me anything.
00:29:53I'm an open book.
00:29:55My birthday is October 10th.
00:29:59I went to a Catholic middle school.
00:30:03I'm allergic to Pomeranian.
00:30:05No, you're not.
00:30:07I could be.
00:30:08Good night, Jackson.
00:30:31Where's the meeting?
00:30:32It's not a meeting.
00:30:33It's an interview.
00:30:34Server position.
00:30:36What restaurant?
00:30:37Some Italian place.
00:30:38What's it called?
00:30:39I'd have to check.
00:30:42Margarita.
00:30:43Hmm?
00:30:44You know, tomato, basil.
00:30:46No, I know what a margarita is.
00:30:48It's my favorite kind of pizza.
00:30:50Okay, so?
00:30:51So, I'm helping you learn things about me so that we can be friends.
00:30:58Oh, you have to tell me something about you now.
00:31:01Come on, anything.
00:31:04What's your favorite kind of pizza?
00:31:08I don't like pizza.
00:31:10It's too salty.
00:31:12Anyways, I'm gluten free.
00:31:16No, you're not.
00:31:17I could be.
00:31:24So, what's your deal?
00:31:25You want to psychoanalyze?
00:31:26No, just tell me something I wouldn't know about you.
00:31:29Um, I'm an only child.
00:31:31That's a no-brainer.
00:31:32What?
00:31:32No, no, it's good.
00:31:33It just means you have a certain vibe.
00:31:36Like, I have the little brother vibe.
00:31:38Meaning you're adorable and everybody loves you?
00:31:40Meaning I want people to like me.
00:31:42I want to be the good guy.
00:31:43Yeah, I don't give up that vibe.
00:31:45No, you're just the person who you are.
00:31:48Thanks.
00:31:49No, it's a compliment.
00:31:51Seriously, I wish I could be more like that.
00:31:53And I wish people liked me, so we're even.
00:31:55I think it's just my face.
00:31:56No, that's true.
00:31:56You have a very likable face.
00:31:58And judging from the traffic in our bathroom...
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:00I'm assuming you have other deeply likable qualities.
00:32:04I don't like kicking them out right after.
00:32:07It's the right thing to do.
00:32:08Just big, massive, hugely likable.
00:32:12I hate you.
00:32:12I know, you nerd.
00:32:13I hate you too.
00:32:27No.
00:32:28Yes.
00:32:29No fucking way.
00:32:30Why not?
00:32:31Because like 99% of the population would be a virgin if that were true.
00:32:36Sex doesn't count unless you both come.
00:32:38Doesn't count according to what?
00:32:40Science.
00:32:41Science?
00:32:42Huh.
00:32:45Let's go to a movie.
00:32:46I shouldn't.
00:32:47Come on, my treat.
00:32:48I don't need you to pay for everything.
00:32:50If it makes you feel better, you can pay for the popcorn.
00:32:55Let me guess.
00:32:57Hot blonde from yoga.
00:33:00Cute Korean from the drive-thru.
00:33:02Ugh.
00:33:02She was cute.
00:33:04You should invite her over.
00:33:06Do you mind if I...
00:33:06Hey.
00:33:07As long as I don't have to see it or hear it, you can do whatever you want.
00:33:10Breakfast tomorrow?
00:33:11You got it.
00:33:13Wish me luck.
00:33:15Make good choices.
00:33:40Down, please.
00:33:46Come on, you guys.
00:33:49Ugh...
00:33:50Uh...
00:33:54Ugh...
00:33:55Ugh.
00:33:56Ugh.
00:33:57Ugh.
00:33:58Ugh.
00:33:58Ugh.
00:33:59Ugh.
00:34:02Uh...
00:34:03Uh...
00:34:04Ugh.
00:34:10SILSA1
00:34:11It's heavy.
00:34:17Knock knock.
00:34:22Where's your friend?
00:34:24She left. That bad, huh?
00:34:28You wanna go get breakfast?
00:34:30It's the middle of the night. And I know just the place.
00:34:41Are we there yet? No.
00:34:48Are we there yet? No.
00:34:52Remind me again why this was necessary. Which part?
00:34:56The part where you woke me up at 3 a.m. for shitty breakfast food halfway across town.
00:35:01You don't know that it's shitty.
00:35:03What other kind of breakfast places open at 3 a.m.?
00:35:07Okay, ask me again.
00:35:09Are we there yet?
00:35:23Best waffles in town.
00:35:24No.
00:35:25No seriously, they're great.
00:35:26No seriously, can we go someplace else?
00:35:29Why?
00:35:30Does it matter?
00:35:31Yeah, because I'm starving.
00:35:33Jackson, I- Harper!
00:35:35Come on, we're already here.
00:35:37Last one in has to pay.
00:35:39Jackson!
00:35:41Jackson!
00:35:45It's Jesse.
00:35:46What do you like here?
00:35:47Oh gosh, I love everything.
00:35:49Mostly the customers though.
00:35:50Oh, really?
00:35:51Thank you so much.
00:35:52Your name is Jesse?
00:35:53Yeah, it's Jesse.
00:35:53Awesome, great to meet you.
00:35:54Yeah, it's good to meet you too.
00:35:59Yeah, it was really good to meet you.
00:36:01Yep.
00:36:08It's really nice to meet you.
00:36:09Ugh, really?
00:36:11What?
00:36:11Who was it?
00:36:12You totally were.
00:36:18I'm not hungry.
00:36:19You have to get something.
00:36:21I'm telling you, the Belgian waffle's here.
00:36:22God, don't look over there.
00:36:23Where?
00:36:26Do you know that guy?
00:36:27No.
00:36:28Yeah, yes I do.
00:36:29He's looking at you.
00:36:30Don't look back.
00:36:31He's coming over here.
00:36:32Stop looking at me.
00:36:33Harper?
00:36:36Hello.
00:36:38I was just-
00:36:40Well, I saw you and I thought-
00:36:43You're eating breakfast.
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:47What are the odds, right?
00:36:49Comically low.
00:36:54I'll be right back.
00:36:55No, stay.
00:36:56I don't want to intrude.
00:36:57Oh, you're really not.
00:36:59He really is.
00:37:00Look, if you want to say something, why don't you just say it?
00:37:03I want to apologize for kicking you out.
00:37:05That wasn't cool.
00:37:06Yeah, some people might describe it as the exact opposite of-
00:37:08I just want you to know-
00:37:09I do not care what you want.
00:37:11If you wanted to be friends-
00:37:13We're not friends.
00:37:16Brynn misses you.
00:37:17I don't care.
00:37:18I just think that-
00:37:19I don't want to-
00:37:19I just think that maybe-
00:37:19Don't be your fucking friend, okay?
00:37:21Just leave me alone.
00:37:37You alright?
00:37:38No.
00:37:42Why did he kick you out?
00:37:43Because he was fucking someone else.
00:37:46Now, look.
00:37:47It sounds bad.
00:37:49When you say it like that, but-
00:37:52Things had been weird for a long time.
00:37:54I don't even know why we were dating in the first place.
00:37:57I think I just liked how much he liked me.
00:38:00I do that sometimes.
00:38:04Is that normal?
00:38:06I mean-
00:38:08What does it say about you if the only thing you find attractive in other people is that they're attracted
00:38:13to you?
00:38:15I don't know.
00:38:20Wah wah.
00:38:23Yeah.
00:38:26You're so fucking stupid, you know that?
00:38:28I like hanging out with you.
00:38:30Me too.
00:38:32Thanks for making us be friends.
00:38:35It's really nice to have a guy who's not angling for anything.
00:38:40You know?
00:38:44Totally.
00:38:52I woke up yesterday.
00:38:55The sun was blowing my mind.
00:38:57I need my getaway.
00:38:59This time you're not by my side.
00:39:01I guess love's just not like the movies.
00:39:05Ba ba ba da ba ba da.
00:39:09I need my time the way.
00:39:11You always cross my mind.
00:39:13I need my getaway.
00:39:14Just give me a moment.
00:39:15Go, go, go, go, go.
00:39:17Go, go, go.
00:39:18Go, go, go.
00:39:19Go, go, go.
00:39:19Go, go.
00:39:19Go, go, go.
00:39:20No.
00:39:21I say no.
00:39:23What?
00:39:24I don't want this, Dominic Hong Kong.
00:39:26Not a stranger
00:39:26I wanted to be, you wanna win my love.
00:39:28Ha, ha, ha.
00:39:32See you next time.
00:39:33My feet and your tattoo howl gave you my love.
00:39:52It's like I want to know.
00:39:53One more time!
00:39:59Okay, two part vodka, one part...
00:40:02Oh wait, no.
00:40:03Wait, so two parts...
00:40:07Excuse me.
00:40:09What? Oh, um...
00:40:13John Collins.
00:40:14Three part gin, two part lemon, one part sugar,
00:40:17four part soda.
00:40:24How about, uh...
00:40:27Hanky Panky?
00:40:29Um, one part gin, one part vermouth, dash of bitters.
00:40:34You're golden.
00:40:35Oh, I know.
00:40:36Before you know it, you'll have a certified bartender
00:40:38and food service personnel all under one roof.
00:40:44Doesn't dairy make you phlegmy?
00:40:46Fuck off.
00:40:47I'm just saying, nobody wants a waitress...
00:40:49Slash bartender.
00:40:50Nobody wants a waitress slash bartender with TB.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:09Are you happy?
00:41:10Ecstatic.
00:41:11Good.
00:41:13I'll see you later.
00:41:14Hey, Harper?
00:41:16Mm-hmm?
00:41:17You look...
00:41:18nice.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:34Paul is my man.
00:41:36We met in Miss Dillon's third grade class.
00:41:39Back row.
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:40Well, as soon as I saw his Spider-Man lunchbox,
00:41:43I knew I found my guy.
00:41:45It's all about looking out for each other.
00:41:46Making sure you have your buddies back.
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:48Because shit goes down.
00:41:50Work.
00:41:51Kids.
00:41:52Girlfriends.
00:41:53Girlfriends with kids.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:41:54It's cool to have somebody there.
00:41:56Yeah.
00:41:56Uh, he's like my guy.
00:41:59Um...
00:41:59Not that I haven't had girlfriends.
00:42:01Like, dating and shit.
00:42:02But it's different.
00:42:03Yeah.
00:42:04No.
00:42:04He gets it.
00:42:05And he gets me.
00:42:06Yeah.
00:42:06Everyone should have someone like this.
00:42:08Yeah.
00:42:08Someone you can be real with.
00:42:10Someone who you can get down with and say,
00:42:12Hey.
00:42:13I love you, man.
00:42:15I love you, too.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:20Who needs a chick when you got this?
00:42:22Who needs a chick, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, huh, hmm,
00:43:15Hey, sorry I missed your call. Leave a message.
00:43:37I need help. I think I'm dying.
00:43:44Have you been like this all day? Jesus.
00:43:55You're so hot. Thanks. No, I mean, why didn't you say anything?
00:44:01I don't want to bother you. Why don't you go hop in the shower?
00:44:10Why are you being so nice to me? Just go get in the shower.
00:44:23Jackson.
00:44:29Sorry, I hear-
00:44:31Thanks.
00:44:35It's warm. Dryer.
00:44:38You didn't have to-
00:44:40I know.
00:44:56I'm not gonna bite you.
00:45:00That's not what I was thinking.
00:45:03I'm cold.
00:45:06I don't think we should-
00:45:08Please?
00:45:28It feels nice.
00:45:32What are you thinking?
00:45:35Nothing. Just feelings.
00:45:42What kind of feelings?
00:45:44They're stupid.
00:45:47Try me.
00:45:49No, just feelings.
00:45:54About moms.
00:45:57Your son's so nice.
00:45:59Right?
00:46:00I bet she does all this stuff when you're sick.
00:46:04She changes the sheets.
00:46:07My family is not exactly what you'd call involved.
00:46:32I was in an accident.
00:46:35That's what my mom tells people.
00:46:38Not parties.
00:46:42Like I was the kid they never wanted in the first place.
00:46:46That's messed up.
00:46:48It's okay.
00:46:50It's how she is.
00:46:53And your dad?
00:46:59Kind.
00:47:01Really kind.
00:47:07You're a good friend.
00:47:16Sorry.
00:47:18I've just...
00:47:21Wanted that for a long time.
00:47:24What?
00:47:26You.
00:47:29Oh.
00:47:34You.
00:47:43You.
00:47:44You.
00:47:53There's no lie in the water.
00:47:55Oh!
00:47:55Oh!
00:47:55You.
00:47:56You.
00:47:57You, you.
00:48:00You.
00:48:37Is that a new shirt?
00:48:38Hmm?
00:48:39Um, yeah.
00:48:41I like it.
00:48:41You look great.
00:48:47You're so tight.
00:48:48You know, I'm actually, I'm just gonna go, um, just, uh, lie down.
00:48:53Okay.
00:48:54Do you want to watch a movie?
00:48:55No, I'm good.
00:48:56I'm just, I'm just gonna go sleep, uh, alone.
00:49:30I'm just gonna go.
00:49:32I have to tell him, don't I?
00:49:57Last slice.
00:49:59Oh, it's yours.
00:50:05Hey, Harper?
00:50:06Mm-hmm?
00:50:07Is everything okay?
00:50:10With us?
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:13Are you sure?
00:50:15Yeah.
00:50:16You nerd.
00:50:18Everything's fine.
00:50:20Okay, you know, shut up and eat your weird foot pizza.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:30I have a surprise for you.
00:50:33I hate surprises.
00:50:35I know.
00:50:37Come on.
00:50:48Okay, wait.
00:50:50And wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:57Okay.
00:50:59Open your eyes.
00:51:06Ta-da!
00:51:16That bad, huh?
00:51:18No, it's...
00:51:21It's beautiful.
00:51:23Total overkill, right?
00:51:25No, God, Jackson, it's...
00:51:30It's perfect.
00:51:34You did all this for me?
00:51:36I felt bad about the other night.
00:51:39I know it was unexpected, and I think I freaked you out, and I'm sorry.
00:51:46I know I can be kind of a...
00:51:49You know.
00:51:50A hoe.
00:51:53I can be kind of a hoe, but you're not like any of those other girls.
00:52:00You're not like anyone at all.
00:52:04I think I'm in love with you.
00:52:06And I know that it's only been a few months, and that you don't believe in love or feelings
00:52:11or whatever, but I'm crazy about you.
00:52:15You're one of my best friends, and I love you, and I just needed you to know that, so
00:52:19now you know.
00:52:21Whoa.
00:52:38Please say something.
00:52:42I'm sorry, this is weird.
00:52:45Shit, I'm sorry.
00:52:48Maybe we shouldn't be friends.
00:52:49I just don't know if we can, if there's going to be this, uh, this.
00:53:09I love you so fucking much.
00:53:32I love you so much.
00:54:07How was that?
00:54:09Great.
00:54:11Good.
00:54:25Sometimes it's just, like, easier, you know, to go along with things.
00:54:29Like, if a guy asks for your number, you know, it's, gosh, maybe he's not so cute, and maybe he's
00:54:37not so funny, but he has his phone out, and he's just like, gosh, he's like, I just want to
00:54:42hang out, you know, I'd love to grab a drink sometime, and you just don't want to be a dick,
00:54:45so you give him your number, you know, your actual number.
00:54:51I've never actually given a guy a fake number before.
00:54:55I've never, I don't think he's going to, like, come back and punch me or something.
00:54:59I think it's just, maybe I can't come up with a fake one, but I just put it in.
00:55:04It's just easier to be nice, really, it is.
00:55:09That is so what my mom would say, you know, be nice, pretend for his sake, don't be a bitch.
00:55:18I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, what's the worst thing that could happen, right?
00:55:32Sometimes you just have to take what you can get.
00:55:34That's terrible.
00:55:35Well, it's true.
00:55:36I mean, when I got out of school, I worked, what, 50 hours a week and didn't sleep for two
00:55:41years.
00:55:41It sucked, but sometimes that's just what you have to do.
00:55:44Preach.
00:55:45What about you, Harper?
00:55:46How's your gig?
00:55:47You still bartending?
00:55:48Yeah, no, it's great.
00:55:49Second month is definitely easier than the first.
00:55:52Plus, we're drinking twice as much for half as cheap, so really, it's a win-win.
00:55:56Don't talk like that around mom.
00:55:57You so much as offer her a mimosa and she's going to be going on about your drinking problem.
00:56:02Him?
00:56:03He can hardly finish a beer.
00:56:05Right.
00:56:06But there was this one time.
00:56:08I was 16.
00:56:09He got drunk at a Christmas party and he puked mulled wine all over the porch.
00:56:14Martha got pissed because it left this huge stain in the wood.
00:56:18You were there?
00:56:19Oh, yeah.
00:56:20Dev and I have been on and off together since high school.
00:56:23She's the unofficial favorite child.
00:56:25Oh, uh, here.
00:56:28Look.
00:56:31Wow, bold choice.
00:56:33You guys were adorable.
00:56:35Yeah, we really were.
00:56:37We kind of still are.
00:56:40Uh, should have seen Jackson's prom fix.
00:56:44What a dork.
00:56:45I guess mom's cotillion lessons never paid off.
00:56:49Oh, my God.
00:56:50You have to tell them about what happened when we were on our way to prom.
00:56:56Oh, my God.
00:56:57Oh, my God.
00:56:59You okay?
00:57:01Fine.
00:57:04Your sister seems cool.
00:57:07She can be kind of a handful.
00:57:16Family is hard.
00:57:24Let's do something fun.
00:57:31What do you think?
00:57:32Blueberry or original?
00:57:33Whatever you want.
00:57:40Yes.
00:57:46So, you got any plans for the weekend?
00:57:49Probably not.
00:57:50Cool.
00:57:50I was thinking we could have a party.
00:57:54Introduce you to some of my friends.
00:57:55Okay.
00:57:56Dev and I will drop by.
00:57:58Maybe my parents.
00:57:59Your parents?
00:58:00Yeah, they're in town for a few days.
00:58:03You're inviting your parents to a house party.
00:58:06Is that a problem?
00:58:08No.
00:58:09I just don't understand why you'd invite them to our party.
00:58:12I want them to meet you.
00:58:14Oh.
00:58:15They're going to love you.
00:58:16Your parents?
00:58:17Everybody.
00:58:24I got it.
00:58:25No, I really, I can't.
00:58:26Let me.
00:58:45You're amazing.
00:59:16I'm...
00:59:26Wow, great fucking job, I would clap, but you know, the wings, and it's the rubber thing,
00:59:33don't look at me like that, you're the one who doesn't know how to pick men, you were
00:59:36totally using that guy, and you won't be real with yourself, you won't be real with us,
00:59:39like just tell him, you know, I'm you.
00:59:56You look great, so do you, we're pretty cute, you ready, let's do it.
01:00:24Yeah, he made it.
01:00:26You think I'd miss a chance to get free booze for my little brother?
01:00:28Well, who said anything about free?
01:00:31Our mom, dad here.
01:00:32Yeah, kitchen.
01:00:32Do you want a drink?
01:00:33Um, you know.
01:00:34So you're ready to meet the parents?
01:00:36Um, well, I mean, I do drink, swear, and support the gay, so hopefully that doesn't cause a
01:00:43rift in your heart.
01:00:44No, our mom's gonna love you.
01:00:45Because of the gay.
01:00:46Because you're at least twice as smart as the last one, and he actually had the balls
01:00:49to tell us you were dating.
01:00:51Dating?
01:00:52I swear, Jackson can't keep a secret to save his life.
01:00:55Oh my god, you look so good, girlfriend material.
01:01:01Oh, have you met the parents?
01:01:02Oh, no, I didn't get the girls, this is where I work.
01:01:05Oh, such a pleasure.
01:01:07We have heard so much about you.
01:01:08I'm so glad to see Jackson was happy with someone who's worth his time.
01:01:13Have they told you about the group?
01:01:14The group?
01:01:15The group's next summer.
01:01:16What do you think?
01:01:17Berruda.
01:01:18Oh, it's supposed to be gorgeous.
01:01:20And let me tell you, those tickets?
01:01:21Not cheap.
01:01:22Oh my god, I couldn't pass one.
01:01:23Oh, nonsense, it's our treat.
01:01:25You should come.
01:01:26Debbie's bringing you by, and you can think of it as a romantic getaway.
01:01:30So you'll come?
01:01:32Um, I...
01:01:33Wonderful.
01:01:34Oh, and Christmas!
01:01:35Trippy Alps.
01:01:36Stunning this time of year.
01:01:37I think what they're trying to say is we're just really happy to have you as part of Berruda.
01:01:43Wow.
01:01:44Uh...
01:01:44Thank you for answering.
01:01:47Um, would you excuse me for just a minute?
01:01:51I think she's going to do.
01:01:52I don't know.
01:01:53I don't know.
01:01:54There you go.
01:01:55So when we were talking, and I was like, a heroin addict can ask about your family.
01:01:58But Chelsea was like, no.
01:02:00Can I borrow him for a second?
01:02:01Can I wait?
01:02:09Is everything okay?
01:02:10What's the deal with this party?
01:02:12What do you mean?
01:02:12I mean, what the hell is going on?
01:02:14We mess around for a few weeks, and now your parents are booking me into the family calendar?
01:02:18Why does your sister think that we're dating?
01:02:20Why are you so upset?
01:02:21I'm not upset.
01:02:23I just don't understand why you're burading me around like this.
01:02:26I'm showing off my awesome girlfriend.
01:02:29Is that a crime?
01:02:30No, it's not.
01:02:31Do you care about me?
01:02:31Of course, yes.
01:02:32Are you sure?
01:02:33Yes, I'm sure.
01:02:34You're my best friend.
01:02:37Okay?
01:02:39You know that.
01:02:42Why do you have to be so insecure?
01:02:44Insecure?
01:02:44Yes, insecure.
01:02:45You think I'm insecure?
01:02:47You are the textbook definition of insecure.
01:02:50Okay?
01:02:50You're like the fucking insecure poster child.
01:02:53You can't go more than five minutes without validation from a vagina, or you shrivel up and die.
01:02:58It's exhausting.
01:03:00I'm sorry my friendship is such a burden.
01:03:03No, this is not about our friendship.
01:03:05Okay, our friendship is great, but this, whatever you're doing right now, this is pissing me off.
01:03:10So you're saying I'm the problem?
01:03:11No.
01:03:12The problem is that I want you in my life, but I'm so insecure that I'm this asshole who wants
01:03:17to have a future with the person I'm in love with.
01:03:19Jesus, Jackson, we are not in love.
01:03:20I know, you don't believe in it or whatever.
01:03:22No, there is no but.
01:03:24I don't love you, Jackson, and I'm not your girlfriend, and we're not together, and we're never going to get
01:03:29married or vacation in fucking Bermuda, okay?
01:03:31Okay.
01:04:02Hey, uh, where do you want me to put these?
01:04:07Jackson?
01:04:09Jackson?
01:04:12Are you just going to ignore me now, or...
01:04:21I do still care about you, you know?
01:04:24Even if it's not in the way that you'd like, you're still important.
01:04:29Is that it?
01:04:31Is that what?
01:04:32Is there anything else you want to say?
01:04:33Maybe, I don't know, I'm sorry, for starters?
01:04:38I'm sorry I ruined your party.
01:04:41Fuck you.
01:04:43Excuse me?
01:04:45What is it you think I did, exactly?
01:04:47Aside from being a colossal bitch?
01:04:50How about you lied to my face, Harper?
01:04:53You acted like we were a couple, with all the kissing and the cuddling and the sex.
01:05:00Why didn't you tell me what was going on?
01:05:02I tried.
01:05:03When?
01:05:04I don't know, I didn't know how.
01:05:06It just happened, and then it kept happening, and I wanted to say something, but you seemed happy, and I
01:05:11didn't want to ruin it.
01:05:12Right, and it's not like you were getting anything out of the situation, so...
01:05:14I never wanted anything!
01:05:16Really?
01:05:17What about the room, and the rent?
01:05:19What about the movie tickets?
01:05:20I never asked you for any of that!
01:05:22But you knew I was in love with you!
01:05:24And you knew that I wasn't.
01:05:25Did that even matter?
01:05:27All that time on top of me, did you ever ask if it was okay?
01:05:31Really?
01:05:32That's not fair.
01:05:33Nothing about this is fair, Jackson.
01:05:36The whole thing sucks.
01:05:38Okay, I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings, but I don't owe you anything.
01:05:43It's three months of my life back.
01:05:50I'm sorry I wasted your time.
01:05:53I'm sorry you spent all that money on a girl who didn't want to babysit 24-7, but you know
01:05:57what?
01:05:57It's okay, because this means I was right.
01:06:00Men and women can't be friends.
01:06:03But it's not because sex ruins friendship, it's because men aren't interested in friends they can't fuck.
01:06:30Hey there, looks like I missed your call. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as
01:06:34I can.
01:06:36Hey, Dad. It's me. I know you won't call me back.
01:06:41Mom thinks I'm an idiot for even keeping the line open.
01:06:46I guess I just needed to talk to someone, and most people would phone a friend, except I don't really
01:06:52have any of those.
01:06:55And the one person I had, I just wanted him to be happy, Dad.
01:07:02We were so good together. With the laundry, and dishes, and breakfast, and it was easy, and perfect.
01:07:15Seriously, we were perfect. And that should count, right?
01:07:19I shouldn't have to be with him for it to matter.
01:07:23But then we're in bed, and I can feel him needing that, expecting me to play that, to make it
01:07:27easy to love him back.
01:07:30Which should be fine, right? I could just fuck him. It doesn't have to matter.
01:07:34And then it was too late, and I didn't know what else to say.
01:07:38Because even if I didn't like it, I started it.
01:07:41And I never said no. I never said anything.
01:07:45Now it's over, and he's gone, and he hates me.
01:07:48He was my best friend, and he hates me.
01:07:55I know I said at the funeral that I didn't believe in God, or whatever,
01:07:59but if you know anybody up there that you think could help me out, that would be really cool.
01:08:06I'd just like to be wrong about something for once.
01:08:15Anyways, I love you.
01:08:18I wish you were here.
01:08:48I wish you were here.
01:09:20I wish you were here.
01:09:20I wish you were here.
01:09:43What do you want?
01:09:45Can I buy you a coffee?
01:09:49So that was it?
01:09:49You just got up and left?
01:09:54He told you he loved you?
01:09:57Yeah.
01:09:58Do you?
01:10:00No, I...
01:10:02I don't know.
01:10:04Anyways, you know I don't believe in that stuff.
01:10:07It's not about believing in anything.
01:10:12What am I supposed to do?
01:10:13If you want to have decent people in your life,
01:10:15you have to believe that people are capable of being decent.
01:10:20It's okay to expect things.
01:10:23Like what?
01:10:24Like connection.
01:10:27What if I don't want that?
01:10:28Everybody wants that.
01:10:30Well, what if I don't?
01:10:31Come on, Harper.
01:10:34Being happy doesn't make you an idiot.
01:10:37Maybe that kind of love is bullshit.
01:10:40But most love isn't like that.
01:10:42It's stupid and weird and inconsistent.
01:10:44And maybe it doesn't make you together.
01:10:48But...
01:10:49He loves you.
01:10:55I should go.
01:10:59I really am sorry.
01:11:01I know.
01:11:04Say hi to him for me.
01:11:07We actually aren't together.
01:11:09I don't know that we ever were,
01:11:11but whatever it was, it was good, you know?
01:11:15I don't know.
01:11:21Brynn.
01:11:32I'm not your kid, you know.
01:11:34Sure you are.
01:11:35You're my rented child.
01:11:36Then get out of here.
01:11:38I'm such a freak.
01:11:39Don't you have somewhere to be?
01:11:40Like a big romantic gesture or some shit?
01:12:14It's like they're so sick.
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:32I don't know.
01:12:32I think it goes from home.
01:12:32You're like a big break.
01:12:32I'm sorry.
01:12:32She's a punk kid.
01:12:33You....
01:12:40You gonna know...
01:12:40Hey, Harper.
01:12:47How's your night going?
01:12:48Fantastic.
01:12:49Will these be together or separate?
01:12:51Separate.
01:12:57Cute shirt.
01:12:59It's mine.
01:13:01Yeah, he gave it to me right after he called me a bitch because I wouldn't fuck him.
01:13:04Can I have my candy, please?
01:13:11I'm sorry. I owe you.
01:13:20Harper.
01:13:24Harper.
01:13:27Are you going to stay pissed at me? I thought we were friends.
01:13:29Yeah, well you said you didn't want to be my friend.
01:13:31Well, I lied.
01:13:32Whatever.
01:13:33I'm sorry.
01:13:34Okay?
01:13:37I'm sorry. I was just...
01:13:40Hurt.
01:13:42I mean, it sucks.
01:13:43When the person that you're...
01:13:46Sleeping with...
01:13:47Tramples your heart into a million pieces.
01:13:52I'm sorry I was an asshole to you.
01:13:55Yeah, me too.
01:13:58Truce.
01:14:00Truce.
01:14:03What are you doing?
01:14:05I thought we were good.
01:14:06Did you not listen to a single thing I said at the party?
01:14:09You just apologized for that.
01:14:11Yeah, for being an asshole.
01:14:12Okay, I apologize for hurting your feelings, not for not being your dream girl.
01:14:18God, what the hell is wrong with you?
01:14:20I just want...
01:14:25What is wrong with me?
01:14:27Nothing.
01:14:28You're sweet and funny and...
01:14:30I swear to God, if you say nice...
01:14:32You are nice.
01:14:32I don't want to be nice.
01:14:34I don't want to be interchangeable with all the other nice guys who are too boring...
01:14:38To what?
01:14:42To love you.
01:14:48You're not boring.
01:14:52What am I?
01:14:55You're...
01:14:57You're my friend.
01:15:01I don't get it.
01:15:04You like me, right?
01:15:05I mean, couldn't we just...
01:15:06Look, it would be easier for everyone if we could just, like, make out and call it a day.
01:15:09Okay, trust me, I get it.
01:15:12But I don't feel that way.
01:15:15And it's horrible.
01:15:16And I'm sorry.
01:15:18But that's how I feel.
01:15:22Okay.
01:15:24I'm so sorry.
01:15:26It's alright.
01:15:31Jackson.
01:15:33Come on, don't do that.
01:15:35Jackson!
01:15:37Come back here.
01:15:39Jackson!
01:15:41Jackson!
01:15:46Shit!
01:15:46What the fuck, Harper?
01:15:48You are not a nice guy, Jackson Summers.
01:15:50Get off me!
01:15:51Shut up!
01:15:52You're not some random guy I moved in with, okay?
01:15:54You're not a rebound or a fuckboy or a drinking buddy.
01:15:57Look, you don't have to pretend.
01:15:59Shut the fuck up and listen to this.
01:16:00I get it, you're trying to be nice, okay?
01:16:01I'm not trying to be anything.
01:16:02I know what you're gonna say.
01:16:03I fucking love you!
01:16:06What?!
01:16:07I said, I love you.
01:16:10You asshole!
01:16:12And if I could be in love with anyone, it would be you.
01:16:16But I'm not.
01:16:18And I'm sorry.
01:16:21But please.
01:16:23Please don't take my best friend away from me.
01:16:28Do you know how hard this is?
01:16:30What?
01:16:32Being in love with you?
01:16:34No.
01:16:35It sounds terrible.
01:16:37It's pretty bad.
01:16:39I'm sorry.
01:16:41I know.
01:16:41I wish.
01:16:43I know.
01:16:51Fuck.
01:17:03Love is weird.
01:17:05Love blows.
01:17:06No.
01:17:07I bet it's pretty good.
01:17:10I hope I get to love somebody as shitty as me.
01:17:13You will.
01:17:16Do you promise?
01:17:18I promise.
01:17:43It's a terrible story when you think about it.
01:17:46It's so boring.
01:17:47No blood.
01:17:47No guns.
01:17:48No vengeful robots or killer sex mutants.
01:17:50Well, and I guess a lot of people just aren't going to get it.
01:17:54Or like it.
01:17:55Because it's not how these things are supposed to go.
01:17:58Right?
01:17:59And after all, like, how do two people love each other this much and fuck it up that bad?
01:18:06Um, you can only say I'm sorry so many times, but I really am sorry.
01:18:11For making you feel so trapped or obligated.
01:18:16It's okay.
01:18:16I just...
01:18:17It's really okay.
01:18:22I guess at the end I do think that it's a happy story.
01:18:26About us.
01:18:28Yeah, how we were always going to be better friends than anything else.
01:18:31It was about growing up.
01:18:32Having space.
01:18:33It was about waffles.
01:18:34Yeah, and it was a love story.
01:18:38Or... something.
01:18:39Yeah, or... something.
01:18:43.
01:19:01I woke up yesterday.
01:19:04The song was on my mind.
01:19:06Planning my getaway, at this time you're not by my side.
01:19:10I guess love's just not like the movies
01:19:14Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da
01:19:17I need my time away
01:19:19You always cross my mind
01:19:22Planning my getaway
01:19:23Just give me a moment that's mine
01:19:26Will love ever be like the movies?
01:19:29Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da
01:19:32So you wanna see me, wanna be me
01:19:35Wanna win my love
01:19:37You want it to work out this time
01:19:40I tried to get you, can't forget you
01:19:43Gave you all my love
01:19:45So maybe let's try one more time
01:19:48So you wanna see me, wanna be me
01:19:51Wanna win my love
01:19:52You want it to work out this time
01:19:55I tried to get you, can't forget you
01:19:59Gave you all my love
01:20:00So maybe let's try one more time
01:20:04Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da
01:20:08Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da
01:20:28I saw you yesterday
01:20:30Can't get you off my mind
01:20:32That summer getaway
01:20:34Remember the stars in your eyes
01:20:36Will love ever be like the movies?
01:20:40Ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da
01:20:43I need to get away
01:20:46I need to clear my mind
01:20:48I felt weak yesterday
01:20:49Tomorrow I know I'll be fine
01:20:52I guess love's just not like the movies
01:20:55Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da
01:20:58So you wanna see me, wanna be me
01:21:01Wanna win my love
01:21:03You wanted to work out this time
01:21:06I tried to get you, can't forget you
01:21:09Gave you all my love
01:21:11So maybe let's try one more time
01:21:14So you wanna see me, wanna be me
01:21:17Wanna win my love
01:21:19You wanted to work out this time
01:21:22I tried to get you, can't forget you
01:21:25Gave you all my love
01:21:26So maybe let's try one more time
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