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00:09to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:14a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:20identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:33mr president
00:38eyes on me
00:46take your clothes off
00:53three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press
00:59i'm the one who deserves to stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first
01:05lady
01:17not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:22i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:27and go
01:28first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby it's
01:34a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the kid
01:39he had
01:40her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she actually hooked
01:45up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being crazy enough
01:48to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took one look at
01:53each
01:53and knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard and get lost
01:57sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child before i knew it
02:01it was
02:01the day i went into labor come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:15one last push come on you can do it the baby's here a healthy baby
02:27what's wrong
02:31what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs oh no
02:39this is bad
02:40the president won't even need a test no just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:45i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:52what's going on here
03:01what should i do what should i do
03:11where's my baby
03:17tell me where is my child mr president i'm so sorry i let you down sorry for what i lied
03:25i
03:27i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:34one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:38a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:43that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots and
03:48it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:55what was that sound
04:03mr president you should stay back i just went
04:06it's pretty rank so i skipped a budget hearing and a national security council meeting and waited
04:12two hours here just for you to take a clap mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen
04:19just give me more time i promise i'll get pregnant with your baby i won't waste my sperm on you
04:25anymore
04:26but what about the surrogacy money after playing me like this
04:29you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt what
04:37no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke you two little troublemakers you totally
04:44screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady now
04:54okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard eh whatever but hey you're mine right
05:02you guys hungry
05:14wait you you don't want to nurse do you
05:19all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:29drink up
05:33now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style you two are going places
05:38looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:44what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:49so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:53whose dog is this you hurt hey easy now i won't bite wow i've never seen a dog as big
06:01as you before
06:03could it be him
06:06nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:16mommy you two were the puppies how do puppies just turn into kids and they're already big and can
06:23talk what kind of freak show did i give birth to mommy
06:27the cheeks are soft and warm feels just like regular kids
06:33mommy hugs okay okay mommy's good babies
06:39puppy kids whatever you're mine and that's all that matters
06:45those two little monsters eat more every day this might just last them one day
06:50what they're not feeding you enough at the white house i i just don't want to waste anything
06:55you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:58just focus on paying off your debt don't try anything cute i i get it
07:10broke do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out mom worked so hard for us we gotta
07:15get her a gift
07:17i think i smell dad
07:19Oh
08:05hello stop right there mrs. Olivia so a small-town girl with a high school
08:12diploma who can't even tell which fork to use what makes you think you're
08:16qualified quick qualified what makes you deserve to stand by his side it took me three years to get
08:24where I am three years of crisis of staying up with him for countless nights and you you just lay
08:28around for a few months spread your legs and that's it I never thought of it that way remember
08:33your place janitor once your debt is paid get the hell out of the White House Miss Olivia classified
08:41documents are missing from the Oval Office what which thief has the guts to steal from the
08:47presidential office hey babies mommy's home
08:53mommy we got you a present a present what kind of present could you two little rascals have for me
09:02for you mommy mommy here take this the presidential seal the nuclear button briefcase no no
09:21so you two are the crazy little thieves how could you steal this stuff
09:26we were just looking for food for mommy we found it in some room this ring is so pretty mommy
09:33you should wear it oh no oh no we are so screwed code red lock down the White House search
09:41every
09:41room not one corner gets missed oh my god if the president finds out it was these two pups who
09:47stole
09:47it we're done for mr. president we've searched every other room in the White House this is the last
09:52one the maid's quarters open the door there they are right here oh my god caught red-handed
10:07i'm definitely going to jail leah cole why are my presidential seal and the nuclear bolton briefcase
10:12in your room mr. president i i don't know anything i went to work early this morning and when i
10:19got
10:19back these things were just here it must be the real thief they probably realized they couldn't get out
10:25of the White House so they dump the stuff in my room to throw everyone off or set me up
10:29that lie is
10:30full of holes your room is so remote which thief would just happen to come here you're obviously
10:36the one who stole it you little lying bitch just tell the truth already ma'am look at me i'm
10:40just
10:41someone who cleans here why would i steal something like that i've got no motive mr. president don't
10:46forget this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you when she got caught she held a grudge i
10:51wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies that's why she stole the
10:55presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you up and destroy your reputation tell me
11:00who put you up to this was it that wig wearing senator next door i swear i didn't mr. president
11:07this woman is too calculating keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb i think we should charge
11:12her with espionage and throw her in prison right now no i'm not a spy i i swear then let's
11:18do it in
11:25your way oh my god get down from there now that's the president do you have any idea about how
11:33much
11:34his shit cost what the hell is that filthy thing
11:46you dirty bitch you didn't clean properly so you attracted these strays
11:50someone kill these animals throw them in the trash
11:58mr. president they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go i felt bad for them so i've been hiding
12:03them
12:03here they're like my own kids i'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones it's hard
12:07enough please don't hurt them i swear i'll train them to use the toilet and they won't chew up your
12:12shoes mr. president these are clearly wolf cubs but she's raising them like dogs and weird thing is
12:21holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like i've seen him somewhere before
12:26you really like them huh
12:30well duh they're my kids of course i like them
12:33yes they're adorable please just let me keep them
12:37i swear they won't bite won't make a mess i'll even put diapers on them if i have to
12:44too bad they're just regular wolf pups wish they were werewolves this ends here
12:50no one speaks of this thank you mr president
13:04we're finally gone you two little rascals best behave from now on if you pull something like that
13:11again i swear i'll hand you over to olivia you can be her little hand warmers
13:29mr president i checked it out not so straight as the woman brought them to the hospital
13:33but where they actually came from that i couldn't trace
13:37no way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital
13:40so why lie i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was
13:46that was a massive toxic waste level crap one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
13:56find the doctor who delivered her baby yes sir
14:10hey easy now i won't bite but wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
14:19what is that woman hiding
14:24mr president she was the one on delivery duty that day tell me what did you see when that woman
14:31gave birth i i didn't see anything
14:37tell the truth okay okay i'll talk i i saw that she didn't give birth to a baby she gave
14:43birth of
14:44two puppies and then i passed out from shock you're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops yes i
14:53swear
14:54every word is true i've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before so that's yesterday was so
15:00weird stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket
15:04to prison but he totally let me off and he even touched my pups maybe he likes dogs too get
15:10the cages ready
15:10i'm getting those mutts out of the white house today
15:20quick hide
15:27what are kids dishes doing here those those are for feeding my dogs
15:32feeding dogs with people's dishes leah cole this is the white house not your trailer park
15:38now hand over those mutts the president said i could keep them
15:42the president runs a country you think he remembers some low-life stray dogs
15:48search the place find those little beasts i'm throwing them out myself
15:59stop the president said i could keep them you can't out of my way
16:09you think i don't know what you're doing playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes
16:15notice of you let me tell you something you're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:21there you little bastards are
16:26grab them
16:28stray dogs dare to bite bite kill them do it now
16:50don't move you forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:56promise me never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us
17:03okay mommy
17:07what are you waiting for pull those little beasts out
17:12no don't hurt my kids kids what kids
17:23leah cole have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad you actually think two stray dogs
17:29are your kids you can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes you're disgusting
17:35you throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady
17:40you scheming little bitch i'm not letting you stick around
17:45i'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die
17:47throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them
17:50i'm gonna make you watch these little dogs in the cage
17:59babies don't be scared mommy's here
18:03what are you waiting for hit her too beat her until she stops moving
18:19i'd like to see anyone touch her
18:31mr president mr president what brings you here this place is beneath you
18:36olivia you've got some nerve i made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here why do you
18:39bring people to hurt them
18:41mr president you misunderstand i was worried about rabies what if they pose a risk to you i was just
18:46going to have them checked out and bring them back
18:50she's she's lying she just wanted to kill my dogs sorry i'm late
19:03she's here
19:03these two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:07so
19:24oh my god the president the president is holding me what kind of script is this
19:31he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:39olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:42security's looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect
19:45mr president i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety
19:49you too are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards
19:54mr president we if you can't figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn
19:58fast they're short on people in the middle east you leave tomorrow see what a real field assignment
20:03looks like mr president we're sorry please give us another chance mr president this young lady has
20:10extensive bruising and contusions on her back i've already disinfected the area just needs
20:14oint applied regularly i'll do it
20:22um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:27oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to me we've only known each
20:33other
20:33for a few days is he is he up to something
20:41i promise you what happened today will never happen again thank you for saving mr president
20:49come in mr president about what happened today it was my mistake i hope you can forgive me
20:56olivia i've never doubted your work but you need to understand my personal life is none of your
21:03business yes sir from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner move her into the room next to
21:10mine
21:12what and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:17leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official girlfriend girlfriend mr president this
21:23this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i no one deserves it more than you what is wrong with this
21:30man
21:31did someone drug him i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too fast i
21:36am not ready
21:36for this mr president every major media outlet will be at that dinner announcing a surrogate as
21:41your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless if they dig into her background your reputation then
21:45this is a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner
21:48party too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood only these two pups
21:57are truly mine none of those women bore my seed but no one can know i'm a werewolf their real
22:04identity has to stay hidden for now miss cole this is your room if you need anything just call me
22:23okay come out babies
22:37kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:43got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
22:48leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
22:52should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure that's too
22:56easy for her tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in the country will be
23:02there i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:08mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out got it
23:15got it mommy bye bye mommy
23:24mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:40who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european
23:45princess she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:03you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:09mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:19the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:32no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:37marry
24:37him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:43allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
24:51he actually said it
24:57mr president what's miss cole's background
24:59how long have you two been together how did you meet
25:05don't be afraid
25:08my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean
25:11she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:14i'm counting on all of you please leave her alone
25:20miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:24i
25:25how many boyfriends have you had before
25:28i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
25:38sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door they say they're
25:42looking for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking
25:46for i didn't dare stop them
25:50my babies
25:53you
25:53you
25:56you
25:57you
25:57you
25:58you
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