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00:09to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:14a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:20identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:33mr president
00:39eyes on me
00:46take your clothes off
00:54three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves
01:00to stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:17not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:22i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:27and go
01:28first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby it's
01:34a
01:34boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the kid he
01:40had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she actually
01:44hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being
01:48crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took
01:52one look at each and knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard
01:56and get lost
01:57sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child before i knew it
02:01it was the
02:01day i went into labor come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:15one last push come on you can do it the baby's here a healthy baby
02:27what's wrong
02:31what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs
02:38oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test no just one look and he'll know this
02:45isn't his
02:45i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:52what's going on here
03:01what should i do what should i do
03:11where's my baby
03:17tell me where is my child
03:19mr president i'm so sorry i let you down
03:23sorry for what i lied i
03:27i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:34one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:39a fake pregnancy
03:40so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:44that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots and
03:48it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:55what was that sound
04:03mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank so i skipped a budget hearing and a
04:10national security council meeting and waited two hours here just for you to take a
04:14to take a look at the
04:15mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen
04:19just give me more time
04:20i promise i'll get pregnant with your baby
04:23i won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:26but what about the surrogacy money after playing me like this
04:30you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt
04:33what
04:37no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke
04:41you two little troublemakers you totally screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady
04:47now
04:54okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard eh whatever but hey you're mine right
05:02you guys hungry
05:14wait you you don't want to nurse do you
05:19all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:29drink up
05:33now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style you two are going places
05:38looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:44what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:49so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:53whose dog is this you hurt hey easy now i won't bite wow i've never seen a dog as big
06:01as you before
06:03could it be him
06:05nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:14mommy hug
06:18you two were the puppies how do puppies just turn into kids and they're already big and can talk
06:23what kind of freak show did i give birth to mommy
06:27their cheeks are soft and warm feels just like regular kids
06:34mommy hugs okay okay mommy's good babies
06:39puppy kids puppy kids whatever you're mine and that's all that matters
06:45those two little monsters eat more every day this might just last them one day
06:50what they're not feeding you enough at the white house i i just don't want to waste anything
06:55you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:58just focus on paying off your debt don't try anything cute
07:02i i get it
07:11bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out mom worked so hard for us we got
07:15to get her a gift
07:31mom worked so hard for us to get her a gift
08:06stop right there mrs olivia so a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell
08:14which fork to use what makes you think you're qualified quick qualified what makes you deserve
08:21to stand by his side it took me three years to get where i am three years of crisis of
08:26staying
08:26up with him through countless nights and you you just lay around for a few months spread your legs
08:30and that's it i never thought of it that way remember your place janitor once your debt is
08:36paid get the hell out of the white house miss olivia classified documents are missing from the
08:42oval office what which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office hey babies mommy's
08:50home mommy we got you a present a present what kind of present could you two little rascals have for
08:59me
09:02for you mommy mommy mommy here take this the presidential seal the nuclear button briefcase
09:21so you two are the crazy little thieves how could you steal this stuff
09:26we were just looking for food for mommy we found it in some room this ring is so pretty mommy
09:33you
09:33should wear it oh no oh no we are so screwed code red locked in the white house search every
09:41room not
09:42one corner gets missed oh my god if the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it
09:47we're
09:48done for mr president we've searched every other room in the white house this is the last one the
09:53maid's quarters open the door
10:01there they are right here oh my god caught red-handed i'm definitely going to jail leah cole
10:09why are my presidential seal and the nuclear bolton briefcase in your room
10:14mr president i i don't know anything i went to work early this morning and when i got back
10:20these things were just here it must be the real thief they probably realized they couldn't get
10:25out of the white house so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off or set me
10:29up
10:29that lie is full of holes your room is so remote which thief would just happen to come here
10:35you're obviously the one who stole it you little lying bitch just tell the truth already ma'am look at
10:40me i'm just someone who cleans here why would i steal something like that i've got no motive
10:44mr president don't forget this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you when she got
10:50caught she held a grudge i wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies
10:54that's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you up and
10:58destroy your reputation tell me who put you up to this was it that wig wearing senator next door
11:04i swear i didn't mr president this woman is too calculating keeping her around you is a ticking time
11:10bomb i think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now
11:15no i'm not a spy i i swear then let's do it in your way
11:25oh my god
11:29get down from there now that's the president do you have any idea about how much his shit cost
11:40what the hell is that filthy thing
11:46you dirty bitch you didn't clean properly so you attracted these strays someone kill these
11:52animals throw them in the trash
11:58mr president they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go i felt bad for them so i've been
12:02hiding them here they're like my own kids i'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones
12:07it's hard enough please don't hurt them i swear i'll train them to use the toilet and they won't
12:12chew up your shoes
12:15mr president these are clearly wolf cubs but she's raising them like dogs and weird thing is holding
12:21this little guy gives me a strange feeling like i've seen him somewhere before you really like them
12:30well duh they're my kids of course i like them
12:33yes they're adorable
12:36please just let me keep them
12:37i swear they won't bite won't make a mess
12:39i'll even put diapers on them if i have to
12:44too bad they're just regular wolf pups
12:47wish they were werewolves
12:48this ends here no one speaks of this
12:52thank you mr president
13:04we're finally gone
13:06you two little rascals best behave from now on
13:09if you pull something like that again
13:12i swear i'll hand you over to olivia
13:14you can be her little hand warmers
13:29mr president i checked it out
13:31not so straight as the woman brought them the hospital
13:33but where they actually came from
13:35that i couldn't trace
13:36no way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital
13:41so why lie
13:43i i wasn't pregnant
13:44that wasn't a baby coming out
13:45that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
13:50one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
13:56find the doctor who delivered her baby
13:59yes sir
14:10hey easy now
14:11i won't bite
14:13but wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
14:19what is that woman hiding
14:24mr president
14:25she was the one on delivery duty that day
14:28tell me
14:29what did you see when that woman gave birth
14:32i i didn't see anything
14:37tell the truth
14:38okay okay i'll talk
14:40i i saw that she didn't give birth to a baby
14:43she gave birth of two puppies
14:46and then
14:48i passed out from shock
14:50you're saying
14:51she gave birth to two wolf pops
14:53yes i swear every word is true
14:55i've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
14:58so that's
14:59yesterday was so weird
15:00stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison
15:05but he totally let me off
15:06and he even touched my pups
15:08maybe he likes dogs too
15:09get the cages ready
15:10i'm getting those mutts out of the white house today
15:20quick
15:21quick
15:21hide
15:27what are kids dishes doing here
15:29those those are for feeding my dogs
15:31feeding dogs
15:33with people's dishes
15:34leah cole
15:35this is the white house
15:37not your trailer park
15:38now hand over those mutts
15:39the president said i could keep them
15:43the president runs a country
15:44you think he remembers some low-life stray dogs
15:48search the place
15:49find those little beasts
15:50i'm throwing them out myself
15:59stop
15:59the president said
16:01i could keep them
16:02you can't
16:03out of my way
16:10you think i don't know what you're doing
16:12playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you
16:16let me tell you something
16:18you're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:22there you little bastards are
16:26grab them
16:29stray dogs dare to bite bite
16:30kill them
16:32do it now
16:33do it now
16:34no
16:36hit her
16:38hit her
16:50don't move
16:51you forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:56promise me
16:57never shift in front of anyone else
17:00or it'll bring trouble to us
17:03okay mommy
17:07what are you waiting for
17:09pull those little beasts out
17:12no
17:13don't hurt my kids
17:15kids
17:16what kids
17:23leah cole
17:24have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad
17:27you actually think two stray dogs are your kids
17:30you can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes
17:34you're disgusting
17:35you'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady
17:40you scheming
17:41you scheming little bitch
17:42i'm not letting you stick around
17:45i'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die
17:47throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them
17:59babies
17:59don't be scared
18:02don't be scared
18:02mommy's here
18:03what are you waiting for hit her too beat her until she stops moving
18:19i'd like to see anyone touch her
18:31mr president
18:33mr president what brings you here this place is beneath you
18:36olivia you've got some nerve i made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here why do you bring
18:40people to hurt them
18:41mr president you misunderstand
18:43i was worried about rabies what if they pose a risk to you i was just going to have them
18:46checked out and bring them back
18:50she's she's lying she just wanted to kill my dogs
18:53sorry i'm late
19:03these two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:24oh my god the president the president is holding me what kind of script is this
19:31is he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:39olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:42security's looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect
19:45mr president i just didn't think it through
19:47but i was only worried about your safety
19:50you too
19:50are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards
19:54mr president we
19:55if you can't figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
19:58they're short on people in the middle east
20:00you leave tomorrow
20:02see what a real field assignment looks like
20:04mr president we're sorry please give us another chance
20:07mr president this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:12i've already disinfected the area just needs oint applied regularly
20:15i'll do it
20:15i'll do it
20:17i'll do it
20:18i'll do it
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