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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 18: Reunion Part 1
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00:15You can't start a storm and expect it not to rain.
00:18You're not going to tell me what I'm going to talk about.
00:20What do you want to do, just bully her?
00:21We have a spy in this room.
00:23Prove it or we're going to court?
00:25I have a gift for you.
00:27Oh, God.
00:31Oh, my God.
00:32What is that?
00:34Is it from Marisol's liver?
00:36Don't put that shit at my feet.
00:37Welcome to the Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 reunion.
00:45Stephanie accused you two of being twins.
00:48We're going to see if you answer the same.
00:51Kiki's dad, hot or not?
00:53Hot.
00:54Okay.
00:55Lisa, how long have you lived in Miami?
00:5716 years now.
00:58You seem to not know a lick of Spanish.
01:01Say something.
01:02Hola.
01:03Oh.
01:04The divorce is final.
01:05Oh, yes.
01:06Todd's cheesy.
01:07He sucks.
01:08I decided to go celibate.
01:10Are you missing the D?
01:12They think it's easy to age.
01:15I'm literally going to have surgery on my knees now because you made me feel so bad about them.
01:19What can I do?
01:20To beg you for forgiveness.
01:21Action speaks volume.
01:22It's when you tell someone that doesn't have a plane that you're so happy about your plane that they're like,
01:26she's a brat.
01:28There's a group of people that have a certain idea of Larsa.
01:33What is that idea?
01:34Ask anybody.
01:35Like, chat GPT, for example.
01:37There's a history in this group of people throwing objects and not liking it.
01:41But when it happens to you, that's when you get upset.
01:45Andy, you don't know.
01:47But Adriana does.
01:50I like this.
01:51Oh, this is crazy.
01:55Bullshit.
01:56Bullshit.
01:57I didn't see that coming.
02:11Are you ready?
02:13Oh, my gosh.
02:13Let's see if I survive my first reunion.
02:19Season 7, here we go.
02:22Hello, New York.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Hey.
02:27Let's do it.
02:31I'm cool as a cucumber.
02:33Because you know what I have on my side?
02:35The truth.
02:37The truth on my side.
02:39I'm not really a receipt girl.
02:40I don't need to keep things in my phone.
02:42I keep beautiful photos of my feet, my children, my boyfriend.
02:47I'm not in first grade.
02:48You guys, no joke.
02:49You have 11 minutes.
02:55Did you put waterproof makeup?
02:57I got you.
02:58In the last month, a lot of comments.
03:00It was really hard for me, for my family.
03:02And of course.
03:05I'm not weak.
03:07I'm just so sensitive.
03:09No, you're a cancer, baby.
03:11You got emotions.
03:12You got all of them.
03:13How are you doing?
03:14I'm okay.
03:14What about you?
03:15Are you good?
03:16Yeah.
03:16Ready for battle?
03:17I don't have Martiva with me.
03:19She's with the boys.
03:29I just wanted you.
03:30Oh, my God.
03:31I just wanted you.
03:35Hey, Cher.
03:36Hello.
03:37Whoa.
03:37That's not what I was going for.
03:40Is it?
03:40Yes.
03:41It's perfect.
03:42How are you feeling about today?
03:43I have a little differences, but we'll get to it.
03:45Maybe you can help bridge some...
03:47Don't worry.
03:48I got us.
03:49All right.
03:50I'll see you out there.
03:51Thank you, Andy.
03:52Hola.
03:54Hey, man.
03:55Hey, man.
03:56Hi.
03:57Hola.
03:58Que tal?
03:58Muy bien.
03:59You too?
03:59Oh.
04:00I know.
04:01Me gusta la narana.
04:02Te gusta.
04:03Amarillo.
04:04Amarillo.
04:05Hola.
04:05Hi, my love.
04:06Y la azul.
04:07Si, azul.
04:09Te gusta.
04:11This is a beautiful set.
04:13You are right to Andy's wife.
04:15Hi, my love.
04:16You look amazing.
04:17Oh, she's wearing...
04:18Of course you have to show legs.
04:20You know, I hung out with you guys so much.
04:21I show boobs.
04:22I show legs.
04:23Yeah, you have to show more now.
04:24Next time, I want to see your tits out.
04:27Definitely.
04:29Hello.
04:30Glad you get to walk you today.
04:31Hi.
04:32Oh.
04:32Hello.
04:33Hello.
04:33The boobies.
04:34Hi, girls.
04:36Who do you think is going to show up last?
04:37I know Lisa's ready, so you don't have to scream at her.
04:40Hi, everybody.
04:42Yay!
04:43Hi.
04:44She's not late.
04:45Hi, guys.
04:46Wow.
04:46Oh, my God.
04:47I love it.
04:48This is crazy.
04:49You have your right ex, Lisa.
04:51Hi.
04:52We're missing Larsa and Adriana.
04:55But Lisa's on time.
04:57Stunt.
04:57Okay.
04:59Oh, God.
05:00The dog.
05:00My emotional support dog.
05:05Adriana, they won't let you keep your pooch on the set.
05:08My mom.
05:09It's too chaotic.
05:10I'll come back.
05:11It's going to be a good day.
05:13Three, two.
05:15Hey, everybody.
05:16Welcome to the Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Reunion.
05:21I'm Andy Cohen, hoping to earn all the red flags for most likely to ask shady questions tonight.
05:28Good evening, ladies.
05:30Hi.
05:31Good evening.
05:31Well, ladies, tonight, our location is inspired by one of Miami's many iconic and vibrant rooftop bars.
05:40And it wouldn't be a Miami Reunion unless we kick things off with a little something to mark the occasion.
05:48How about some tequila, ladies?
05:51You get a tequila.
05:52You get a tequila.
05:53This is the only reunion where we begin with a tequila shot.
06:00Kiki, don't try to get two.
06:04Marisol, give us a toast to begin.
06:07Cheers, everyone.
06:07Let's have a good reunion.
06:08Great reunion.
06:09Great reunion.
06:10Cheers, Andy.
06:12Stephanie, if nautical Steph was cool as a cucumber, what can we expect from reunion Steph?
06:17I'm going to try to be as cool as a cucumber, too.
06:20But, you know, I'm still going to voice my opinion.
06:22Larsa, you brought a special guest today.
06:24I brought my boyfriend.
06:25I feel like everyone's met him.
06:27Yeah.
06:27How long has it been?
06:28I think like eight months.
06:30He said by the end of the year, he wanted to get married.
06:34Could you be Mrs. Kobe by 2026?
06:37I think so.
06:39Wow.
06:39Can I say that?
06:40Kiki, what's the latest on the new condo?
06:42Are you living in a Shoma condo?
06:44No, I'm living in a different condo, but I had already made plans to purchase my first
06:49condo at Shoma because it was the perfect location.
06:51And it just so happened that she joined the show and I didn't even know.
06:54You better give me half price off.
06:55Half?
06:56Half price?
06:57Yeah, that doesn't work that way.
06:58That's a big discount.
06:59Marisol, how's your pristine call-in?
07:02Gorgeous.
07:02Yes?
07:03And today it feels great.
07:04Oh, really?
07:05Good.
07:06Especially good.
07:07Okay.
07:08Adriana, who has a higher sex drive?
07:10You or Basquiat?
07:12Basquiat.
07:12Basquiat.
07:13I mean, Basquiat did pretty well.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:17This is dog porn.
07:19Julia, you're coming up on a year since you and Martina have had the boys in your life.
07:24Do they have any sense what a champion Martina is?
07:28I think they did because Martina watches tennis all the time.
07:32We have it like non-stop on TV.
07:34And she bought them.
07:36Actually, Adriana gave Jackson the racket and Martina bought another racket for Luca.
07:41And they play tennis against the wall.
07:43That's how Martina started.
07:44That's what the boys are doing.
07:45That's great.
07:46Lisa, we're going to cover a lot of different topics over the next few hours.
07:50Any plans to take notes?
07:52I always take notes.
07:54Okay.
07:55You recently rang the opening bell at NASDAQ.
07:58Congratulations.
07:59What was that like?
08:01That was a pinch me moment.
08:03It was part of my bucket list.
08:06And, Gertie, you rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange.
08:09Yes, I did.
08:10Yes, indeed.
08:12Congratulations.
08:12What was that like?
08:14That was amazing.
08:15That was for breast cancer, of course.
08:16And so it was nice to be like, you know, it was symbolic.
08:19Alexia, when I last saw you on Watch What Happens Live, you said that your relationship with Todd changes daily.
08:27So how is it doing at 11.35 a.m.?
08:32We are not together and zero, no contact.
08:35Have not seen or spoken to him.
08:37I haven't blocked from my social media, from my phone, from my emails, from everything.
08:42It's the only way to do it, Andy.
08:44The divorce is final?
08:46Oh, yes.
08:46Are you still going by Nipola?
08:48Well, legally, I am.
08:50But not that it matters, but on social media, I removed the Nipola.
08:54It's just Alexia.
08:55I never really identified with that last name.
08:57I feel like you've got to have to feel it.
08:59And I never felt Nipola.
09:00Neither did I.
09:01Yeah.
09:02You know what?
09:02I feel free, Andy, because all you have no idea, I would come to these reunions and we would be
09:09in a fight.
09:09He would torture me, would say none of you women were my friends, you know, that why was I doing
09:14this show?
09:14He would pick a fight with her, and then she'd tell me, like, the day before, Todd hasn't spoken to
09:20me in two days.
09:21We'd come to the reunion.
09:23He wouldn't talk to her.
09:24She'd go home.
09:25He still wouldn't talk to her.
09:26I don't know how she came out here and did it, because the reunion's a hard day, and you all
09:31need, like, people there to, like, support you.
09:34And he abandoned her and left her hanging.
09:38So, he's been active on social media.
09:41Isaiah Islington Boys on Instagram posted a question to Todd.
09:45He said, the wife of a friend said she's driving his fake car, living in his fake apartment.
09:50What should she do?
09:52To which Todd replied, that depends.
09:54Does she bring anything to the relationship, or is she just there to get things?
09:59First of all, that's very typical, Todd.
10:01We all know that.
10:02We know he loves to do videos.
10:04In life, we do a lot of stupid things, and we have to apologize for that.
10:07I truly thought we were fine, but after seeing the scene play out on shopping, it's just that we...
10:12So, it doesn't surprise me that he would say something like that.
10:15He obviously knows that I wasn't there for the money.
10:18Was the narcissist party about Todd?
10:22Todd, Todd, Todd.
10:23We had a party for him.
10:26You did?
10:26Uh-huh.
10:27The Greek party.
10:28The Greek party.
10:28Oh, it wasn't for him.
10:30It was for all of you that are a bunch of fucking narcissists, by the way.
10:33Including you.
10:37Stephanie, it was, babe.
10:38I'm going to finally, I'm finally going to miss you.
10:41It wasn't that far.
10:42So, you know what?
10:43There you go.
10:44Are you going to start dating?
10:45I feel like I should.
10:47You know, un clavo saco otro clavo.
10:48That's like a Spanish saying that, like, a nail takes out, a new nail takes out another nail.
10:53It really means this, Andy.
10:54My biggest revenge is getting back my power.
10:58I'm being in control.
10:59Do you feel like you have your power back?
11:00I do.
11:01That's great.
11:03Okay, let's switch gears.
11:05Gertie, viewers love seeing you with Nicole this season.
11:09I love you.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11Oh, my God.
11:12You look so freaking tiny.
11:13And how often do the two of you hang out?
11:15We're set to see each other very soon, and it will be a little mini reunion.
11:20I'm curious if you think that your issues with Julia would have turned out differently if Nicole were on the
11:25show.
11:26My issue with Julia would have been great if she had picked up the phone and called me directly.
11:30Right.
11:31There you go.
11:31One of the biggest things that viewers reacted to was the women's lack of reaction to the water talks.
11:39I literally re-packed.
11:40I literally re-packed.
11:42Excuse me.
11:42Psycho-fuck theory.
11:43Be quiet.
11:45I literally...
11:45Don't you tell this fucking psychopath.
11:47Okay?
11:47Stop.
11:48You're a liar.
11:49Martina had a chance of the creation.
11:50You're a liar.
11:52Yeah, I mean, looking back and re-leaving this and re-watching this, I wish I would have said something.
11:58I wish I would have done more.
12:00I mean, the way that Julia disrespected Gertie was not okay.
12:03It was not right.
12:05I mean, I feel like we were just, like, in shock at the moment, and there's no excuse that we
12:09didn't stick up for Gertie.
12:13You know what happens sometimes?
12:14I feel like we, like, we didn't like what happened.
12:17Clearly, we all said, I'm like, I don't like what's happening.
12:19We don't condone this behavior.
12:21Julia didn't even know she was going to do that.
12:23I think it was just a very reactive thing.
12:25She just wanted to throw it at the table.
12:26We all got soaked.
12:27Do you confirm that she intended to throw the water towards me and at me?
12:31It was directly at her.
12:32I'm saying we all, we should have done more.
12:35I'm not saying that.
12:36However, sometimes when you're sitting there, you didn't do anything when Adriana threw a whole glass at me, Gertie.
12:41Classical nothing.
12:43Classical nothing.
12:44You know what you said.
12:45You don't know what I felt.
12:46That's why I asked you to tell me.
12:49What?
12:50What's happening?
12:51Oh, my God.
12:52I did not throw a glass at you.
12:54You don't want a glass at me.
12:54A drink and a glass.
12:55I don't know what you think.
12:56So, hold on.
12:56What are you getting at?
12:57Do you accept Alexia's apology?
13:02This is not an apology.
13:15I wish I would have said something.
13:17I wish I would have done more.
13:19I mean, the way that Julia disrespected Gertie was not okay.
13:22It was not right.
13:23So, Gertie, do you accept Alexia's apology?
13:29This is not an apology.
13:32No, no, no, no, no.
13:32I literally came on this stage to listen more than I'm going to speak.
13:36Okay.
13:36So, she apologized.
13:38So, what's your reaction?
13:39Yes, I said, I wish I would have been there for you.
13:41I'm sorry.
13:42You know that.
13:42I wish I would have said something.
13:44You look back.
13:45We're human.
13:45We make mistakes.
13:46We're allowed to.
13:47This is like a lesson to me.
13:49Okay.
13:49And hopefully to everybody else.
13:50Because it's not the first time that happens.
13:52You felt violated.
13:54But when Adriana threw that at Larsa, she felt violated.
13:56And nobody did anything.
13:57When Kiki threw the juice box at Lisa, she felt the same way.
14:00Let's sit down.
14:01Let's sit down.
14:01Let's sit down.
14:02Let's sit down.
14:02No, I'm not going to sit down.
14:04Oh, my God.
14:04Wait, no, Kiki.
14:05No, you got it up.
14:06She got it down.
14:07When Julia threw the ice bucket at Marisol, the same.
14:10You didn't do anything when she threw the bucket at me.
14:12Baby, play the footage.
14:13Shut the up.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:16Wait.
14:17We are not getting physical.
14:20Listen.
14:21We are not getting physical.
14:23We are not doing this.
14:24So there's a history in this group.
14:26And there's a pattern of people throwing objects or things and not liking it.
14:30But when it happens to you, that's when you get upset.
14:33And you have every right to be upset, just like everyone else did when it happened to them.
14:36Kiki, what's your take on all this?
14:38My thing is, me and Gertie, we were good.
14:42And even at that event, I stood up for you as a friend, which I understand.
14:46You probably think that I did not do my best.
14:48But that's as a friend, in that moment, that's what I would want a friend to do for me.
14:53Who's the theatrical?
14:54Who's the...
14:55I'm not doing anything.
14:56I will never.
14:57Alexia, excuse me.
14:58I'm not...
14:58Stop.
14:58Don't pull me away because I'm not that person.
15:00Now, this is where it gets tricky.
15:02I'm being called racist.
15:03I'm getting all sort of threats.
15:05Racist about what?
15:06About me not supporting you as a...
15:08You're racist?
15:09That's what the whole internet.
15:11I'm being tagged from your post, from everything.
15:13It's my understanding that you said in the press that by her removing you,
15:18she made you look like an angry black woman.
15:22Come on, Gertie.
15:23Every time I get tagged on your page, on the comment, people are threatening me.
15:27You literally went and said, Fafo, around and find out.
15:31What's happening, Gertie, is that second half of the season, we go to Spain.
15:34You know, there was some kind of resolution.
15:36We were all getting along.
15:38Even you and Julia appeared to be in a good place.
15:41And then the show comes out.
15:42And then you went on a press tour.
15:45And then this whole war starts on social media.
15:48Why was it important for you to go on social media and...
15:52And give me examples of exactly what you mean by I took it to social media and online.
15:56Go ahead.
15:56Every single episode, when it was happening.
15:59I mean, all together, we don't think that it's right.
16:02Fan the flames.
16:04No, no, no.
16:04I want you to say, she did this, and because of this, it created some kind of flame.
16:08Repeat that.
16:09Oh, okay.
16:09You're not aware of it?
16:10No, I'm asking you, what is it that I put on social media?
16:13For example, the one that Julia threw the water.
16:16I never posted that on my Instagram.
16:19You never acknowledged on your press that you were in a good place with Julia.
16:24Maybe she was reacting to what was airing at that time.
16:27I do appreciate you saying in the press that you wish you could have done more.
16:30Because you know what you did?
16:31You did do more.
16:32And now we're going to play the footage of what happened after I got the water tossed.
16:36Not a towel.
16:38Not a very amount of security.
16:38You didn't give me a towel when I had a glass done at me.
16:40Not anything.
16:41So now what we did get is you guys verbally then hazing me after that.
16:46So you did do a lot.
16:47Hazing.
16:47You put all your ice in one basket and how did that work for you?
16:50How did that work for you?
16:51It was her?
16:52What are you talking about?
16:53Nicole.
16:53You were friends only with Nicole.
16:55Okay.
16:56Okay.
16:56But why are we bringing her up?
16:58Well, I'm telling you why.
16:59You're asking me why and I'm telling you.
17:01So I'm saying I felt like you're a little bit disconnected with everybody in the room.
17:05I agree, by the way.
17:05Birdie, what is your reaction to their equivocation of other people getting things thrown at them
17:12and people not reacting?
17:13There's context behind that and we all know that this is part of a bigger idea and concept.
17:17She never answers the question.
17:18There's nothing to do with her throwing this.
17:19She never answers the question.
17:21What is the bigger right?
17:21She's a three-peat offender.
17:24Julia, of course.
17:25And the fact of the matter is that you have tried it at Marisol, which Marisol forgets.
17:28And we did.
17:28I don't forget.
17:29You hear me perfectly screaming.
17:30And you didn't help me either.
17:31Oh my God, we don't do this.
17:32And number two was at the Mamacita's luncheon, where for some reason she felt the need to
17:37break glassware and break a chair, which Nicole had to pay for replacement.
17:41Marisol, did you say yes or no?
17:45Did you say yes or no?
17:50Did you say yes or no?
17:52Did you say yes or no?
17:53Did you say yes or no?
17:53And number three is when she physically assaulted me and finally she landed her moment on TV.
17:58Can we hear what Julia has to say?
18:01Can we hear what Julia has to say?
18:01Because I don't know.
18:02Can I say something?
18:03No, no, no.
18:04So the conversation is, I guess, let's talk about it.
18:07Why hasn't Julia spoke in one word?
18:09Let's talk about this entire issue.
18:09I'm about to ask her.
18:11I'm about to ask her.
18:11Well, I'm about to ask her.
18:12I would like to know what made you react.
18:14Because now people want to throw in other side incidents.
18:15What made you throw the water that night?
18:17That had nothing to do.
18:18I understand that watching the footage brought you back horrible memories.
18:22I'm very sorry again.
18:24I was out of character.
18:25I reacted.
18:26I overreacted.
18:27It was slightly tequila-enhanced.
18:30But it's not an excuse.
18:31There was no excuse for it.
18:33Nothing that I do is planned, really, or rehearsed.
18:38Because...
18:38Well, that's scary.
18:39Really?
18:40Well, that's how I am.
18:40Except the defense who just got here.
18:42It's been three times.
18:42Except the defense who got here that was very well planned.
18:45It's been three times.
18:47Let her finish.
18:48Let her finish.
18:48Let her finish.
18:49Yes, finish.
18:50Finish.
18:52I'm incredibly sorry.
18:54And I already said sorry to you, Gertie.
18:55And I would like to say it one more time.
18:58Because I mean it from my heart.
19:00All I can say sincerely, I'm very, very sorry.
19:03And there is no excuse for it.
19:05Between you and I, it happened one time.
19:09Okay.
19:09I want to move on to the texts at Gertie's Celebration of Life event.
19:14So tonight, I feel that it is necessary for me to set the record straight by telling the truth and
19:20exposing the lies.
19:21What?
19:24Oh my God.
19:27Ladies, the big issue that resonated with viewers was your outrage at Gertie showing the texts versus your response to
19:39the water being thrown.
19:41What's the difference?
19:42Anyone want to?
19:43Yes, Marisol.
19:44Morals.
19:44Moral compass.
19:45I would like to say something, please.
19:47Because I took Julia to the bathroom to calm her down.
19:51Of course.
19:51And I told her.
19:52And we were miked.
19:54Don't throw anything at anybody ever.
19:56I'm going to cry.
19:56I'm going to cry.
19:57Calms are open.
19:58I'm usually going to cry.
19:59I'm not going home now.
20:00Let's go to the bathroom.
20:00Let's go to the bathroom.
20:01Nobody disrespected me like this.
20:02Way too unfair.
20:03It's okay.
20:04It's okay, Julia.
20:08Listen, we can't do that on our show.
20:11I wasn't making a show.
20:13I wasn't, Marisol.
20:14I wasn't making a show.
20:15I'm just saying before, let's not throw .
20:18I was very angry with Julia.
20:22I was equally as angry.
20:24And I didn't like that public display.
20:26It was humiliating.
20:27Neither of them were right to me.
20:29I said it.
20:31Andy, I want to respond.
20:32You know the big difference between those two things?
20:35I'm so happy that you guys behind the scenes, shh, don't throw the water.
20:39What would have been great?
20:39Hey, ladies, we need to have a discussion in front of me.
20:43That's the problem.
20:44I never saw them with me present.
20:46That's not true.
20:47This is for real.
20:47Okay.
20:48No, no.
20:48Please, please, please.
20:49I'm going to continue.
20:50You know what?
20:51I just don't like the throwing.
20:53We don't want to do that.
20:54We don't want to do that.
20:55I don't like this.
20:56I feel like we can't throw drinks.
20:58We can't do that, Julia.
20:59You know what?
21:00Thank you, Larsa.
21:01Thank you, Larsa.
21:02Action speak volume.
21:04And you're in action speak volume as well.
21:06Grudy, you had the same situation last season with Larsa.
21:09We're going to talk about this season.
21:10No, we're talking about last season, too.
21:11You're not going to tell me what I'm going to talk about, Gertie.
21:13Okay.
21:13We're going to talk about this season.
21:39I'm going to say what I need to say.
21:40Yeah.
21:40Say it.
21:41And we also gave advice to Larsa that she should have had the conversation with you
21:45instead of making it a behind closed doors.
21:46But you never answered your phone.
21:47You didn't answer your text.
21:48I sent you flowers.
21:49I'm agreeing with you.
21:50I'm agreeing with you.
21:51I'm agreeing with you.
21:51She's agreeing with me.
21:53I'm agreeing with you.
21:53Right?
21:54They're ready to public shame me.
21:55Oh, God.
21:55The point of the matter is...
21:57Gertie, no one's coming shaming you.
21:58No one's coming shaming you.
21:58Question.
21:59What did the text messages prove?
22:02The point of that is after having multiple attempts of saying, guys, this is like not
22:08true.
22:08Look, look.
22:09No one wanted to listen.
22:10What are you trying to prove?
22:11What are you trying to prove?
22:12Yes.
22:13They lose everything.
22:13But they don't read.
22:14They don't read.
22:15They don't read.
22:15They don't read.
22:16They don't read.
22:19No, just say that you were invited and you didn't ask to go.
22:22That's what the point is.
22:23The viewers know.
22:23No, you gotta say now to reiterate your point.
22:26Myself included.
22:26That's what they're asking.
22:28You get to a point when people are not listening to you and you feel unseen and you feel unseen
22:34and you feel like, I don't really matter in this group.
22:36They can't even reprimand her in front of me because of this little click thing.
22:40And you get to a point where it's like, it doesn't freaking matter.
22:43And that was my breaking point.
22:45I said, I'm doing it.
22:46Done.
22:47And that's it.
22:48So, this event, events, happened on the show.
22:52She's apologized to you, I think, maybe five times on camera now.
22:58Where do you go from here?
23:00Well, I think that you need to come to a place now, right, presently.
23:04And I wish it would have been at the premiere party where you say, you know what, something
23:07big happened between me and Gertie, but I want to see us move forward.
23:09Okay.
23:09So, we're here now.
23:10So, where did we go?
23:12Where are you?
23:13Where are you today?
23:14Mom, I'm right here in front of you, apologizing maybe for the six times.
23:19And I would do anything for you to actually feel it because my apology is genuine.
23:26What can I do?
23:27Why don't you call me before Watch What Happens Live apology?
23:29You haven't called me at all or anything.
23:31Gertie, I did not call you.
23:32My children were under attack.
23:34You could have, like a good friend you are, you could have volunteered and say something
23:39to stop spreading this hate.
23:41My children, my little boys were under attack.
23:43Yeah.
23:44And then, to add to this, recently you even went online and discussed publicly shaming
23:51us for changing the boys' names, referring to them like grown children.
23:59That is not true.
23:59That is not true.
24:11You posted about the kids' names, changing the kids' names and then apparently deleted
24:16Kids are off limits.
24:17We don't talk about each other's kids.
24:18Okay.
24:19So, here we are.
24:20Here we are.
24:22Here we are.
24:22Where do you go with this, Gertie?
24:25I am just here.
24:27I didn't start this fight.
24:28I never knew about this fight.
24:30Can you at least admit that the cruise, it's not about the cruise at all?
24:34It is not about the cruise.
24:35Okay.
24:35Gertie, everything that escalated.
24:37But because of the cruise, I think you saw an opportunity.
24:39I did not see any opportunity.
24:41The only opportunity I'm seeing now is how to move forward because you and I are facing
24:46each other for the first time after eight months not seeing each other.
24:50And that's the only goal, aim, wish, desire that I have.
24:55Like, what can I do?
24:55Go down on my knees to ask you, to beg you for forgiveness?
24:58No, no.
24:58You called me a psychopath scary.
25:00You said at Lisa's party she's fake.
25:02Gertie, I apologize for this.
25:03Those things matter because I am not fake and I have been nothing but a good friend to
25:06you and I have been there for you.
25:07So when we're talking for eight months and you and I have nothing bad.
25:12There's not one text where I say I hate you, I'm not speaking to you.
25:15I can't believe this.
25:16I'm very sorry, Gertie, that I hurt you.
25:18What can I do to make it better?
25:20I mean it.
25:21I really would like us to move forward.
25:23And I thought we did.
25:24The cruise was two years ago.
25:26I think Shanice shot me at the cruise was two years ago.
25:29You're not going to learn anything.
25:30So you can say I say sorry so let's move on.
25:32I haven't said anything about it.
25:33I'm asking you a question.
25:34What can I do?
25:35She's asking what you would like from her.
25:36What would you like from her.
25:38I'm not putting band-aids and just walking away because it makes people better.
25:41What do you want to do?
25:41You have to.
25:43What is wrong with you, Gertie?
25:43What do you want her to do?
25:44She's apologized 10 times.
25:45Give her another shot.
25:47I can't.
25:47I'm very aggressive.
25:48What is very clear is that the two of you are not going to solve this tonight.
25:54It's too complicated.
25:55You've both.
25:55It's very complicated.
25:56It's deep.
25:57It seems like a long conversation if you two are interested.
26:01That I wish I had beforehand.
26:02Off camera and see where it goes.
26:06We are going to leave it there.
26:07We're going to be right back after this.
26:09Oh my God.
26:10Lisa I thought Marisol would want to go before you.
26:12Can we get it?
26:13Do you have to pee?
26:13Oh my God.
26:15Gertie you're taking the bait.
26:16You have to see it about the lies.
26:18It's about the facts in the cruise.
26:19It's not about the details of the cruise.
26:21You're not understanding.
26:21No it's about how.
26:22Adriana please.
26:23I'm telling you.
26:23I promise you.
26:24It's also about that.
26:24No.
26:25No.
26:25Because the fact that you could.
26:26They already said they don't want to talk about the details.
26:28I think I need to.
26:30In that case then I'm going to go too.
26:32Because if everybody's going to get up then I'm going to get up too.
26:36Listen.
26:37Listen Adriana.
26:38You need to get a hold of yourself.
26:42Tell me.
26:42I was trying to help you.
26:46Nobody cares about the cruise anymore.
26:47We did good.
26:48I promise you.
26:49If you don't get it now because you're too heated.
26:50I promise you.
26:51No I'm not heated.
26:52I'm just trying to.
26:52Hey ladies.
26:53That's the door?
26:54Just wait.
27:00I just want you guys to like make up.
27:02There's no band-aid.
27:03We're going to talk about the issues.
27:04We can't do that?
27:05Then we won't do that.
27:06What?
27:07The sofa's green.
27:08Oh it's glitter.
27:09Careful on that plane now you hear.
27:11I ain't wearing this.
27:12Uh huh.
27:12She's not getting on that plane with that outfit.
27:14There's no way.
27:15Why are you flying back tonight?
27:16I'm leaving right.
27:17Literally right after this.
27:18I'm going straight there.
27:19Where are you going?
27:20Back to.
27:20I'm doing work.
27:22I've never multitasked so much in my life.
27:24Alright.
27:25Here we go.
27:26We are back with the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion.
27:32I'm Andy Cohen.
27:33This season we met a new housewife who made clear from the get go that she is a mighty mouse
27:39who brings home plenty of cheddar.
27:42But some here thought this no nonsense business woman was a little too plain spoken.
27:49Emphasis on plane.
27:52Watch.
27:58Welcome on board.
27:59Take your shoes off.
28:00I thought we were going to the mall.
28:02I thought we were going to get lunch.
28:03Only Stephanie would invite you to run errands with her.
28:06To fly to Orlando to pick up her dogs.
28:08Like who does that?
28:09Is that even normal?
28:09We are.
28:10We're getting caviar shortly.
28:11Oh good.
28:12Okay.
28:12I do love caviar.
28:16I wanted to feel like the home was mine.
28:18I didn't want to feel like it was one wife out, one new wife in.
28:23Yeah.
28:23This is the whole vacuum.
28:27I knew at a very young age that I wanted to be filthy rich.
28:32Cleaning starts in two minutes.
28:33Do you have a chance to use the restroom?
28:34No, Cathy.
28:35I didn't get a chance to use the restroom.
28:36I'm sleeping and I go like this.
28:38We gotta make money.
28:39Stephanie, we got a lot of comments about you flaunting your wealth.
28:43Brandlyn on Twitter said Stephanie seems to be leading with her wealth.
28:48Alexa Levoti said Stephanie's doing the most.
28:51Every chance she gets, she is talking about her money.
28:54Let me explain.
28:55When a football player wins a Super Bowl, they wear a Super Bowl ring.
28:58And they walk around and they're showing their Super Bowl ring.
29:01It's like a symbolism of like, we made the right choices.
29:04We made the right decisions.
29:05We're making good things.
29:06It's hard work.
29:07Seven days a week.
29:08At the end of the day, I'm very proud of it.
29:10And I absolutely love it.
29:11You came in so confidently.
29:14Mm-hmm.
29:14I'm curious what you learned about yourself from watching the show back.
29:19For sure, I learned that my tone is definitely something that comes across so harsh when it's not what I
29:25truly mean.
29:26Okay.
29:27But listen, Andy, I'm working in a predominantly male-dominated world.
29:32Yeah.
29:32You are not going to get very far in life in that industry being the soft-spoken, the quiet one.
29:38And like, I have to be a certain way.
29:40Okay.
29:40I learned that with friends, you can't treat them so transactional.
29:44Mm-hmm.
29:45I agree.
29:45Same way.
29:46Same boat.
29:46Same boat.
29:47My heart's really pure and I really like to give and I like, like really love, like deep.
29:52Sometimes I just don't express it.
29:54Taylor from Oklahoma City said, Stephanie, would you ever consider hiring any of the other ladies at Shoma?
30:00And if so, who?
30:01I learned with my sisters that working with somebody that you really truly love is a recipe for disaster.
30:08Right.
30:08So, based on that, I wouldn't.
30:11Marisol and Alexia, you called Stephanie bossy.
30:14What kind of boss do you think she would be?
30:16A demanding boss.
30:17Demanding boss.
30:19That's a good thing.
30:22Stephanie, IntelligentLead692 on Reddit.
30:24Oh God.
30:25Feels you didn't meet Masood at a basketball game.
30:28You were hired by his ex-wife to be her assistant.
30:31This has been something that-
30:33Gotten so much traction.
30:36Crazy.
30:36I have done so many podcasts about this.
30:38Let me be very clear.
30:39Okay.
30:40I have never, never met his ex-wife.
30:43Okay.
30:44There's not a photo.
30:45There's not a text message.
30:46There's not an email.
30:46There is nothing out there.
30:48I have never worked for her.
30:49I was never Masood's assistant.
30:50Also, very important to note that Masood was separated for like eight years before I met him.
30:56Okay.
30:56Okay.
30:57And you've never met his ex-wife?
30:59I've never met his ex-wife.
31:00Until recently when we were having lunch.
31:01Lunch, yeah.
31:02But I didn't meet her.
31:03I didn't meet her.
31:04We went to lunch and all of a sudden she froze and she goes, oh my God, oh my God,
31:08what?
31:09Yeah.
31:09Masood's wife is here.
31:10Ex-wife.
31:12Across from us, across from the table.
31:14What are the chances?
31:14I was like, what?
31:15And you didn't speak?
31:17No.
31:17Andy, I've never met her.
31:18I've never met her.
31:19She was like, block me, block me.
31:21Jess from Charlottesville said, Stephanie, like you, I've had trouble with my sisters.
31:25Have you made any progress with either of them?
31:28Yeah.
31:30Listen, I'm no piece of cake.
31:32I'm very difficult too.
31:34I unfortunately have tried, but like I said, you know, we speak very different languages
31:39and sometimes it's hard and I've learned so much by, you know, speaking to Alexia and
31:43like all the girls have taught me a lot actually, but I've tried.
31:47There's really not a lot of progress, but I have emailed and really-
31:51Do you think they watch the show?
31:53I'm hoping that they do, but I'm also hoping that-
31:57Why?
31:57Because if, because I feel like they'll be able to see like that I really truly do care
32:03and they'll also see, oh my God, she has problems with all her friends.
32:06It's not just us.
32:07Right.
32:08It's true.
32:08She's a problem.
32:09She's a problem child.
32:10There you go.
32:11It gives a perspective to say that it's not just them.
32:14That's good.
32:14It's just us.
32:15That's a good point.
32:16She's like that with everybody.
32:17What was the biggest surprise that you took away from this season?
32:23Um, truly how much I love every single girl here.
32:28Um, I didn't really think I was going to love the girls as much as I really truly love them.
32:32Aw, she loves us.
32:35That's so nice.
32:36Okay, we'll be back in a minute.
32:49Welcome back to the Real Housewives of Miami reunion.
32:53Uh, Lisa, I have a very important question.
32:56When Jody was referring to AC, was he talking about me?
33:03Yes, he was talking about you.
33:05Good.
33:05Because you're always on our minds.
33:06Right.
33:07AC meant air conditioning.
33:08Okay.
33:09That's it.
33:09Yeah.
33:10Well, everyone knows that Lisa Hochstein lives in Lisa land.
33:14But this year her behavior raised a few eyebrows and more than a few red flags.
33:20Take a look.
33:22Do you think your time's more important than all of ours?
33:24You just made us wait two hours waiting.
33:26Lisa.
33:27I think it's like the grand Lisa entrance.
33:28It's very rude.
33:29Okay, you're being very rude right now.
33:30Oh, you want me to say thank you for showing up?
33:32We wanted to leave.
33:33Stephanie said what we all wanted to say for how long have we known her?
33:3613 years now.
33:38Put the red flag on the person that we think.
33:41Constantly talking about themselves.
33:45Oh, meow.
33:46Sorry, monkey.
33:47Lisa.
33:48Lisa.
33:49The overwhelming score was Lisa with five.
33:52Oh, yeah.
33:52I don't like that.
33:53I have an announcement to make.
33:55I am officially divorced.
33:58Feels weird that I'm not a missus anymore.
34:02This finger feels really empty.
34:05Not today.
34:07Do not fear that if I get engaged and work towards marriage, that I'm not walking into chaos.
34:13Okay.
34:14Have you listened to what Jodi said about controlling the chaos in your life?
34:19Yeah.
34:20Yes, I have.
34:21How's that going?
34:21So, I have a therapist and it's been very helpful for me.
34:26And actually, it's very helpful with my time management.
34:30You know, this show really opened my eyes.
34:32I don't want anyone to be waiting on me.
34:34I know, but it took many years for you to have this realization.
34:38You know what?
34:39I do have a problem.
34:41I don't calculate my time properly.
34:44So, I'm working on it and I take full accountability for that.
34:47She takes accountability.
34:47That's great.
34:48Well, Alexia's narcissist party was a rough night for you.
34:52Oh, yes.
34:53I was late.
34:54So, I had the target on my back from the get-go.
34:56By the way, let me point out, you were not only late, you were quite defiant about it.
35:01I wonder if you had fallen on your sword.
35:02Andy, even if she would have walked in and said, sorry, done whatever, I would have still
35:06been livid.
35:07Lisa, between criticism from the ladies and Jodi raising concerns about how you approach
35:12the chaos in your life, how has all this changed you?
35:15What have you learned about yourself?
35:17Oh, you know, me compared to three years ago is night and day.
35:23When this happened to me in front of the world, the embarrassment, the breaking up of my family,
35:29being blindsided, all of that, right, that changed me and shook me to my core because
35:35I couldn't cope with these things.
35:37And I've learned to cope.
35:39What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
35:40And I'm more calm.
35:42I'm more centered.
35:43You know, I don't lash out like I used to.
35:45Do you all notice the difference?
35:46Yes, I notice it.
35:48Growth.
35:48I love it.
35:49Congratulations.
35:50Have you and Jodi had more talks about getting married?
35:54Yes.
35:55Many talks.
35:57Oh.
35:58Many talks.
35:59And?
36:00Oh, wait.
36:00Show us, show us.
36:01Are you engaged?
36:02Are you engaged?
36:03Wait, show me.
36:04Oh, no.
36:05What?
36:06You can't go like this.
36:07You did that.
36:08Yeah, where's that, Lisa?
36:09And there's a big ring there.
36:10No, I want, like, this is what I want.
36:12Okay.
36:14Oh, she's manifesting.
36:15She's manifesting.
36:16Yeah.
36:16It's been a crazy ride.
36:17Yeah.
36:18Well, congratulations on finalizing your divorce.
36:21Yeah.
36:21Yeah.
36:23How is co-parenting going with Lenny?
36:27As of today, it's not going well.
36:30I'm sorry to hear that.
36:31It's not going well.
36:32It's, you know, it's a struggle.
36:34Co-parenting with a high, it's like a high conflict situation.
36:37Uh, Martina recently on Twitter posted that surrogacy is wrong.
36:43Sometimes you can't have it all.
36:45I wonder, because both Logan and Elle were born via surrogacy.
36:50So what was your reaction to the...
36:52I was shocked.
36:54I couldn't believe it at first.
36:55I'm like, is this a joke?
36:57Um, and I'm surprised that she didn't retract it.
37:00She took the comment down.
37:02Okay.
37:02We had numerous, uh, discussions about it.
37:05And, uh, it's...
37:06I think it's against...
37:07She's not here to defend her opinion.
37:08I think it's against...
37:08I disagree with her 100% for that.
37:12Okay.
37:12Julia, obviously we got to see you ask Derek to be the boy's, uh, godfather, uh, in Marbella.
37:19I would so love for my boys to be part of your life and want to ask you if you
37:28and Jeffrey would accept to be a godfather of our little boys.
37:34Absolutely.
37:35And please say yes.
37:36Absolutely.
37:37Aw, I wanna cry.
37:38Oh my God.
37:39Yay!
37:40Did you and Martina ever ask anyone to be the godmother?
37:44No.
37:45Not yet, at least.
37:46Was Adriana ever in contention to be the godmother?
37:51No, she was not.
37:53Wow.
37:55That's, like, the deepest dagger in my heart.
38:25Didn't you write two character letters?
38:29Exactly.
38:29because for the doctor they were trying and they needed the homestead and
38:34somebody for to vouch for them I did it not once but twice Wow you know was
38:39that was that big I asked you to be the godmother of Basquiat
39:06well when Julia and Adriana first met they were so obsessed with each other they
39:12actually got friend gauged but now shifting friendships have everyone
39:17wondering if the honeymoon is officially over let's watch you promise me that
39:26you will be my best friend forever
39:34finally and you didn't call me what I can like everybody's calling me how's the
39:41boys what happens congrats Alex already saw the boys maybe I was a little
39:46resentful you know I probably should have told you before yeah it would have
39:50been nice I'm starting to think that there is some kind of resentment towards
39:54me because my friends are Marisol and Alexia and that they like me that's what
40:08I believe that Julia doesn't really know who she is because she is always changing from one shiny
40:17object to the next you're here tonight because of me because nobody ever found you in that place that
40:22you lived in okay nobody would ever found you there I brought you in here I brought you to this
40:27group I gave you all your moments in your user you are a user there is no hope for you
40:32what people don't know is in front of everybody she was
40:37she was acting like my best friend but behind closed doors she was guilt tripping me for things she was
40:43controlling me she was yelling at me and making me feel smaller than this all the time
40:50what happened I'll tell you later and I just can't take it anymore I'm done it's like four years of
40:57a freaking mental psychological abuse
41:00wow oh it seems like Marisol and Alexia's friendship with Julia was the catalyst for
41:12the division in your friendship would you think that that's fair in last year Andy can I say
41:18well he's asking me a question and he's asking me a question let me answer till you find your way
41:23you know I feel like when she started to be friends with Alexia I was fine with it and Alexia
41:35wasn't
41:35instigating Julia but then when Marisol got in the picture Julia transformed herself
41:40and she took a you know a dive on the dark side and I couldn't even recognize her
41:45anymore okay so I'm like yes there is some something underneath that is not
41:50maybe enabling her to bring her true self out okay Julia is I would like to say
42:00something that will bring clarity hopefully on why we are with Adriana where we are in the
42:07Hamptons Adriana and I slept together
42:21next week the reunion continues I never scissored anybody do you have an open relationship with
42:28Martina our marriage was not great I'll never go for your dirty little whore I slept together once and
42:34then we pulled around and they were stuck around I think she just made all that up
42:40no Julia is a nymph are you kidding you're going around trying to seduce everybody
42:44cheat on your wife cheat on your wife they all participate and you participated too I did not
42:49know you're going around trying to see you in the next week
42:49you
42:49you
42:49you
42:49you
42:50you
42:50you
42:54you
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