00:00One from the place
00:03Come on with the rain
00:10You're playing all the wrong notes
00:25I'm playing all the right notes
00:28But not necessarily in the right order
00:49Now, Mr. Morecambe, here is your next question
00:52Who won the FA Cup in 1930?
00:56Arsenal!
00:56Correct, Arsenal
00:57Hold on a minute, that was an accident
00:59That's all wrong
01:00That was a fragrant disregard of the rules
01:02Professor Wise, please
01:03As chairman, I'm the person
01:04Who decides whether the rules
01:05Are being disregarded or not
01:06This contest will be conducted
01:08In a seemly and a proper manner
01:10This isn't a bingo hall, is it, sir?
01:12Too right
01:12Too right, that's fireball together
01:13Please, I object
01:14My queen, the Roman guard is here
01:35I'm sorry I'm late
01:37But I've been irrigating the desert
01:44And it's very difficult on your own
01:46Well, no no no no no I don't know
01:47No no no no no no no no no I don't know
01:47But you have to admit, it's a matter of all
01:50Of course I've just looked into this
01:50Thank you
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