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00:01Previously on Celebs Go Dating, the class of 2026 were thrust into their very first mix-up.
00:08Right, first of all, who's gay and who's not?
00:11And with the agents watching on from their love bunker.
00:14David is having a mop.
00:15Yes.
00:16It was a confident start for David Pottsy.
00:19What's your name?
00:20Get again. Oh, get there.
00:21Get there?
00:22Get there.
00:23What a lovely name.
00:24I know.
00:24And Lucinda.
00:25How are you feeling?
00:26Yeah, I'm loving life vibes.
00:27I like the vibes.
00:28I like good vibes.
00:29I like good vibes.
00:29But one person who wasn't feeling the vibes was Pro-G.
00:33A.K.A. No-Vibes, Steven with a PH.
00:35Two things I don't fare very well with.
00:37Group enthusiasm and four socialising.
00:39Yeah.
00:40Yeah.
00:41And Colleen wasn't in the mood for mixing either.
00:44Are you very nervous?
00:45Yes.
00:46I know I'm so young.
00:47And turtleneck's big boy Jay Haskell was failing to impress as well.
00:52Have you got kids?
00:53No, I don't.
00:53No.
00:54Do you want kids?
00:54No.
00:55No.
00:56Well.
00:57This is really bad.
00:58Dude's got no game.
01:00No chat.
01:01And when we left Gabby, she was having a big sweaty freak out.
01:06Okay, where do I go now?
01:07Ugh.
01:07This is daunting.
01:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:09I don't know what's going on here with Gabby.
01:10I feel like, am I talking to too many people?
01:15It's confusing me.
01:16I'm so stressed.
01:17I literally don't know what to do.
01:23I think I might go another word.
01:25Yeah, definitely.
01:26Okay.
01:34Gabby!
01:35Hi there.
01:35What's up?
01:36What's going on?
01:36I'm so stressed.
01:37I can hear.
01:38I can hear.
01:39That's why I've just darted out to see you.
01:40What's happened?
01:41I just...
01:42Shaking.
01:42I'm very overwhelmed with this.
01:45Okay.
01:45The mixer is very intimidating.
01:47I've never had to walk into a room and talk to as many guys as possible.
01:51Normally they talk to me, so I feel like backdooring it, getting on my sofa with my dog and not
01:57talking to anyone.
01:59Breathe it out.
01:59You've had some really good chats already.
02:01Yeah.
02:01But I'm still...
02:03You've got the confidence.
02:04You've got the external confidence.
02:05Let's build that inner confidence now, okay?
02:07I think go with your gut.
02:08What is your gut telling you now?
02:11Stop fannying around.
02:13Excellent.
02:14So let's stop fannying about.
02:15You are Gabby, right?
02:17And you are hot shit.
02:19My friends always hear to me, you're Gabby f***ing Alan.
02:23On that note then, go get your man.
02:26I'll see you on the side.
02:27Okay.
02:28You know what?
02:29Anna's race.
02:30I'm going to grow a pair.
02:31I'm going to get my confident boots on and I'm going to go in there and show them what I've
02:35got.
02:36Well, Gabby f***ing Alan, sod the boots, you need to get your skates on.
02:40Because what the celebs don't know is that the agents are brewing up one big old twist at the end
02:45of this mother.
02:48Well, what is it, Paul?
02:50The twist is at the end of the mixer, the celebrities will pick just one person that they will be
02:55spending a lot of time with.
02:58It won't just be a date.
02:59We are skipping right to the mini vacay stage as we're whisking them away abroad.
03:05Holy cow, Brundog.
03:07I did not see that coming.
03:09How do you guys dream this stuff up?
03:11Absolute trailblazers.
03:13It is so good.
03:14Well done, Paul.
03:15Yeah.
03:15I need a drink asap.
03:17Anybody? Anybody?
03:18Will somebody get Gabby Alan a drink?
03:21And someone else with a right thirst on is Lucinda, who's working the room, tapping up all the hot young
03:26dudes.
03:27And this guy.
03:27You are outrageous.
03:30Me?
03:30Look at that moustache.
03:32Hello.
03:34What is this?
03:35How was your name?
03:36Sorry, I'm Steve.
03:37G'day Steve.
03:38I'm loving your style.
03:39I'm Lucinda.
03:40I'm intrigued by Steve.
03:42I love his outfit, the dappiness, the decadence, the ridiculous moustache.
03:47I want to get to know him.
03:48I want to grab onto the, you know, the moustache handlebars.
03:52Oh, don't touch it.
03:53You can whenever you like.
03:55You can touch if you want.
03:56You are outrageous.
03:58I love it.
03:59Lucinda is naughty.
04:00Her body language is like penetrating, like she is showing interest.
04:06I get called a Monopoly man.
04:09Oh yeah, you're a big Monopoly man.
04:10I get called the guy off Go Compare.
04:13Okay.
04:13Yeah, various.
04:15But you really own up.
04:17I mean, that's wild.
04:19I said don't touch it.
04:21Oh God.
04:22So as Lucinda strokes his tip across the bar,
04:26Pottsy's got his own stash as he's collected a bevy of men who are all vying for a place on
04:31his upper lip.
04:32Hello.
04:32Oh, here we go.
04:33There you go.
04:34Oh, Gideon is giving David a gift?
04:38That's a bold move.
04:39It is.
04:40Guys, are you taking note?
04:41I've got a present.
04:42Yes.
04:43Yes.
04:43Yes.
04:45There you go.
04:46Okay.
04:47You did it right on the label, Gideon.
04:48I'm so sorry.
04:49That could have been for anyone.
04:50That'll save you two quid at Card Factory.
04:52Right.
04:55It's a picture of your future husband.
04:58So it's important to take notes.
05:00I think it's bold to bring somebody a present to a mixer.
05:04I feel like one of my love language is receiving gifts.
05:07Until you realise what the gift is.
05:10Asking for my job.
05:11Ooh, who's this muscly hunk trying to muscle in on Gideon's moment?
05:15I mean, you're very fashionable.
05:17Maybe something in fashion.
05:18I'm a firefighter.
05:20Is it?
05:21Explains the safety goggles.
05:23And that's game over for you, Gideon.
05:25Fire man!
05:27Don't ask me to take my hose out.
05:29So if I just burst into flames at any time, you can put me out?
05:32I would take my hose out then.
05:34Well, someone call 999.
05:36No, not for the fire brigade to extinguish David.
05:39There's an emergency at the bar.
05:41We've got a panic situation at four o'clock.
05:44Steven with a PH is being surrounded by a cluster of beautiful women.
05:47What are you looking for in a lady in this environment?
05:50I don't know the answer to that yet.
05:52Yeah.
05:52Yeah.
05:54I don't, I'm just, yeah, no expectations.
05:56No preconceived ideas.
05:57I mean, you must have like a type right or a preference.
06:00Come on, Steve.
06:01You must like something.
06:03Is there anyone where you're like, ooh.
06:04Again, no, this is new.
06:06But, and I don't know what I can offer.
06:07But I think that's a step in a different direction, if not the right one.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Come on, mate.
06:13They're loving you.
06:14Embrace it.
06:15He's just being interviewed by multiple women at the moment.
06:18And he's like, holy shit.
06:20Maybe I need to just encourage him to pull more people to the side.
06:23I think it's now time to gently encourage.
06:27Gorgeous girls, asking you loads of questions.
06:29What could be wrong with that?
06:30I'll tell you what, there's way too much noise.
06:32I'm completely overstimulated.
06:34And I don't know if this is owing to me being neurodivergent.
06:37But what I'm thinking is get me out of here.
06:40We'd love to see you do more one-on-ones.
06:42Okay.
06:42Because what we notice is that you're in a lot of group scenarios.
06:46Yeah.
06:46But if you're one-on-one, you might be able to explore a little bit more about the person.
06:51Yeah.
06:51Because that will allow you to fully vet if they're the right person to decide on.
06:57Okay.
06:58Yeah.
06:58Alright, cool.
06:59As our resident G, PCB, G's up big pro G, Jesus!
07:04Gabby's found man-mounting Deji at the bar.
07:06Long boy!
07:07Does anything get you spicy?
07:10What do you mean by spicy?
07:11Like, just something that, like, what makes you tick?
07:14Music.
07:14No.
07:15I play the piano.
07:15Do you?
07:16I had a few lessons when I was younger, but it just didn't.
07:19Maybe my fingers are too short.
07:22Oh my God.
07:24It's like double the size.
07:26So as Gabby tries to get hold of Deji's digits, across the bar, rugby man Lump James Haskell
07:32is about to tackle another group of ladies.
07:34I love living over here.
07:35What do you do?
07:36I'm a model.
07:37I do modeling.
07:37Alright, so have a day.
07:38Yeah.
07:38Yeah.
07:38I was built for a mixer.
07:40I love chatting.
07:40I played in front of big crowds, both DJ and rugby.
07:44I was made to chat and socialize.
07:47I hope people are taking notes on this one.
07:49What about you Grace?
07:50What are you?
07:51I own a salon.
07:51Someone told me that I need Botox.
07:54Anna would build it on your head.
07:56Would you?
07:56Would you?
07:56Why?
07:57I haven't got more of a foot.
07:58I've got an eight head.
07:59I always embrace mine.
08:01I like the way I have a balloon.
08:02I go.
08:03Oh my God.
08:04Don't move.
08:04If I said you won the lottery, or there's been an explosion, I wouldn't know the difference.
08:10You're like...
08:12Oh, James is giving me, like, drunk dude at a bar vibes.
08:16Or as Anna also calls them, easy pickings.
08:19This is bad.
08:20It's bad.
08:21I mean, Haskell, you're going to have to do better than that.
08:24I'm going to walk around here and go...
08:25I was sandwiched between two men then.
08:27I was alright.
08:28I was like, oh no, we're not you.
08:29Sorry.
08:29Oh God.
08:30Sorry.
08:31I'll just go then.
08:32I think I'll just leave.
08:33So as Turtleneck's Jaskill retreats like a turtle head in a service station toilet,
08:39popping her head out proudly at the other end of the bar is daytime chat queen Kaleem Nolan.
08:43If I went on a first date with someone...
08:46Who's paying?
08:46I would think, I would want him to pay.
08:48Oh yeah, absolutely.
08:49But after that, I would, then it's 50-50.
08:53And Colleen's loose patter seems to have caught the attention of Joel at the bar.
08:57Curtains?
08:58I'm just looking for someone with a pulse.
09:00I don't care how much money they've got.
09:01You have a pulse, you want to have a drink?
09:03Puddin?
09:03You want to have a drink?
09:04Yeah.
09:06Oh dear.
09:07Poor Joel, right?
09:08He's trying, he's attempting, he's doing everything to get Colleen's attention.
09:12She's giving him nothing.
09:15Right?
09:15He's trying to get her a drink.
09:16She's not even acknowledging it.
09:18And she actually needs another drink.
09:21And I've met a few that are, I can tell like Gabby.
09:25Because Gabby's hot.
09:27Like a drink, Colleen?
09:28Or like a drink?
09:29Yeah.
09:29Another one.
09:30Yes.
09:30Yes.
09:31Rum, was it?
09:32Do you have to pay for it?
09:33Yeah.
09:34Oh good.
09:34No, no, no, no, go on.
09:36No, no, no, go on.
09:36I've got any money with myself.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:39And Gabby is not a rude lady or anything.
09:41She's a very sweet lady.
09:43But I think, I think what we've seen in this very short time already getting to know her,
09:48is that she lacks so much self confidence.
09:51One of us needs to talk to her.
09:53Leave it a minute, Paul.
09:54The poor geezers finally got her to the bar for a one on one.
09:57Give him a chance.
09:58But over in the corner, it looks like P-Dog's pearls of wisdom are paying off though,
10:02because Pro-G has progressed to a little sit down meet up with Rafina.
10:07What's going for you?
10:07I'm a dental hygienist.
10:09Oh.
10:09Yeah.
10:09Amazing.
10:10Yeah.
10:11Yeah, I need to see my hygienist.
10:14I'm off duty today, so don't ask me any teeth.
10:16Cool, okay.
10:17No, I wasn't about to ask you to look at my teeth.
10:19Far from it.
10:20Yeah.
10:20Sexy.
10:21So as Steven with a PH tries to hide the gaping cavity that is his flirting skills,
10:26Dr T's emerged from her spy hole.
10:28Colleen.
10:29Oh, hello my queen.
10:30Hi.
10:30To give Colleen's chat a polish and hopefully make her shine.
10:34Hello.
10:34How are you feeling?
10:35I'm so old school.
10:36I've just never done this.
10:38Well, a lot of people have never done this.
10:40No, but I mean, normally you would go to a bar or whatever, a club,
10:43and a guy would come up and go, I've been looking at you and I think you're really,
10:46and that's how it would start.
10:47But this feels like the other way around.
10:49I mean, this is so ridiculous.
10:51It's not in my psyche, I'm afraid.
10:53I grew up, you know, in an age where you didn't chat guys up, they came to you.
10:58You stood at the bar giving it all this and they go,
11:00one drink, one dance.
11:02Now I'm having to do it.
11:04But did you notice someone did come up to you and even offered you a drink?
11:08Oh, that guy.
11:09But you completely dismissed him because you were working in a group.
11:13I know, but do you want to go talk to him one on one?
11:16Someone's interested, he's trying to talk to you.
11:18I don't know, he seems very shy and he's just not giving me anything.
11:22I mean, I haven't got, oh, he's really attractive.
11:25I'll give him a chance, Colleen the poor bastard's just shelled out nine quid for your rum and coke.
11:30Perhaps not interested right away, but through chatting and remain open-minded and curious,
11:38maybe you learn something about him that you find attractive.
11:41Okay.
11:42Okay.
11:42So, maybe go get a drink from Joel and say, would you like to go on a quick chat?
11:47Take a deep breath.
11:49And a little chimmy.
11:51A little chimmy.
11:53Hello?
11:53Oh my God.
11:55This is my idea of absolute hell.
11:58Why am I putting myself through this?
12:00Remain open-minded and curious.
12:02Oh, God!
12:04Coming up!
12:06I feel like a ballerina.
12:07Colleen dives deep.
12:09I've had a couple of electric shots.
12:10Yeah.
12:11And they hurt me.
12:12So you decided to be a plumber?
12:13Yeah, rather get wet.
12:14Ooh.
12:15And James has a blast from the past.
12:18As a woman, I have so much to give, but I feel like you ruled me out.
12:22I'm not sure if the energy you gave me was like that you were looking to date.
12:25Oh, take me to the litter tray and let me scratch and squat.
12:29Meow.
12:44Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the celebs are plunged up to their privates in our dating pool, otherwise
12:50known as The Mixer.
12:52Lucinda's getting hands-on with her lads and their dads.
12:55I feel like we should have had all.
12:57Yeah.
12:58This is more James Haskell's area, isn't it?
13:00And speaking of James, the big fella seems to be caught in something of a conversational car crash.
13:06Can you drive?
13:07Yes.
13:07Oh, nice.
13:08What are you?
13:09Oh, nice.
13:11Ooh.
13:11And following her Dr. T talking to, a reluctant Colleen is getting to know Joel, who's been desperate to get
13:18her attention.
13:19I'm Joel, and you're Colleen.
13:20Yes.
13:21Lovely to meet you.
13:22And you.
13:23Joel, you're finally having a drink with an actual Nolan sister.
13:26Don't blow it, mate.
13:27You've got this.
13:28How's it going?
13:29It's okay.
13:30It's all right.
13:30You seem quite quiet compared to everyone else.
13:33A little bit overwhelming.
13:35A little bit of both.
13:37Yeah.
13:37I like to warm up.
13:39Oh, really?
13:39Yeah.
13:40A lot of people watch.
13:43Yeah.
13:46Okay, okay.
13:47Nervy style from Joel.
13:48Let's crank it up a bit though.
13:50Come on.
13:50Find a bit of common ground.
13:52So, I'm a plumber.
13:54All right.
13:55That's my trade.
13:56I like doing that.
13:57I enjoy that.
13:57Plumber's a great job.
13:58Yeah.
13:59You can never get a plumber.
14:00Plumber's an electrician.
14:01I've had a couple of electric shocks.
14:02And they hurt.
14:05So you decided to be a plumber?
14:07Yeah, rather get wet.
14:08Yeah.
14:09That's more like it.
14:10Bit kinky.
14:11Oh, right.
14:11He wasn't flirting.
14:12Come on, Joel.
14:14I'm quite lucky what I do is mostly refurbishments and stuff like that.
14:18I don't have to put toilets anymore.
14:20Okay, no.
14:21Yeah, I've got the promise to do that.
14:23Yeah.
14:24He said that.
14:25There is a good trick though.
14:26It'll save you a lot of money.
14:27Yeah.
14:28Shit in the garden.
14:29Works for me.
14:30You get a dustbin liner and a string mop.
14:33You put a string mop inside a dustbin liner and he just plunge the toilet and then lets
14:37it down.
14:42Nine times out of ten.
14:44Not 100%.
14:45That might save me a few quid.
14:48Yeah.
14:51And nine times out of ten telling Colleen Nolan how to plunge a stubborn turd out of her
14:55U-bend will not get you a date.
14:59It was lovely to have a private chat with you.
15:01Yeah.
15:02All right.
15:05Get yourself a drink.
15:06I will do.
15:06Oh, nice one.
15:08Dr T.
15:09But honestly, I don't think it's going to be Joel that's going to be plunging my pipes.
15:13Thank you very much.
15:14As Colleen struggles to make a connection, let's see if Captain Shitsha has upped his game.
15:19So what do you do?
15:20I'm a PC.
15:21Oh God.
15:21Where?
15:22I do it from home.
15:24Okay.
15:24Where's home?
15:25I've lived there when I met my girl dad.
15:29Okay.
15:30That's when I moved there for him.
15:31So you've got a kid?
15:31Yeah, two kids.
15:32Oh nice.
15:32Three girls, yeah.
15:33I've got a three-year-old.
15:34Have you?
15:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:36What a stunning age.
15:37She's so good.
15:38Oh, this seems to be going well, Husky.
15:40Don't screw it up.
15:41Have you got a party dress?
15:42For fuck's sake.
15:44I am literally like talentless.
15:47Really?
15:47Dude's got no game, no chat.
15:49I think we've identified James as blue.
15:53I'm going to go and sell each house.
15:54It's really nice to meet you.
15:55I'm going to see you again soon.
15:56Good myself.
15:57James is a good guy.
15:58But you know what?
15:59Is he playing at his peak performance?
16:01Hell no.
16:01Go tell them.
16:02Yeah, we need to call him out on this.
16:04I cannot see him die any longer.
16:08It's a turtle leg.
16:09Are you a turtle leg man?
16:10It's a bit warm in here isn't it?
16:11Yeah, yeah.
16:12And the intervention can't come soon enough as the big fella's literally crashing and burning.
16:16It's a bit hot.
16:17It's a bit hot.
16:18Oh, hello ladies.
16:20How are you?
16:20Oh, hello.
16:21Just a quick chat.
16:22A little bit more of it.
16:23Tara and I would like to chat.
16:25So we're going to be honest with you James.
16:28Okay.
16:29Here comes Anna's party trick.
16:31It's not going great.
16:32Is it not?
16:33And by not going great, she means it's shit.
16:35Maybe it feels a bit surfacy.
16:38Like a bit surface level.
16:39We really want you to be a bit more earnest.
16:41Okay.
16:42So you just lean in a little bit more vulnerable.
16:44We know vulnerability is quite hard for you.
16:46Okay.
16:46We don't need to just spilling your whole life story out.
16:48Yeah.
16:49But that's just start to find out a little bit more about them.
16:51Okay.
16:52Yeah.
16:53Yeah.
16:54Not a great start.
16:55I've been told my chat is absolute shit house.
16:58Which is shocking to the very core.
17:00As I thought I was doing all right.
17:03Meanwhile, following her earlier wobble.
17:05Hi guys.
17:05Hi.
17:05How are you?
17:06How are you doing?
17:07A perked up Gabby has followed the links Africa Central to neck tattooed bearded bros,
17:11James and Karl.
17:13How are you?
17:13Yeah.
17:14I'm all right.
17:15Yeah?
17:15Kind of nervous.
17:16Yeah.
17:17A little bit.
17:18It's just a weird scenario isn't it?
17:21It is weird scenario.
17:21We all feel the same.
17:23Yeah.
17:23Do you live in London or do you live in Wales?
17:26I live in Wales now.
17:26Nice.
17:27I've got a gym.
17:28I want a boxing gym in Durham, like in Newcastle.
17:31Oh sweet.
17:31Yeah.
17:31Yeah.
17:32I've never done actual boxing.
17:33Well I've done a bit of boxing.
17:34Just like boxing classes but I've done Mai Tai.
17:36Yeah?
17:36I love Mai Tai and my Chinese and my Indian and my fish and chips.
17:40So is that what you do on the day today?
17:42You've got a boxing gym?
17:43Yeah so I do erm...
17:44Well so on the night time I've got like a hundred kids members.
17:47Erm and then through the day so I like box fit women's and erm men and stuff like that.
17:52Oh so classes and stuff.
17:53Yeah.
17:53Yeah.
17:53Ever get the feeling you're not really adding much James?
17:56Well it's nice to meet you.
17:57Yeah I do.
17:58I'm gonna go talk to some other victims.
18:00See you in a bit.
18:02Bye.
18:03For someone who was so nervous walking in, she's really thrown herself into this.
18:08She is more confident, more comfortable.
18:11Also her body looks banging in that dress.
18:15Following the agent's pep talk to kill his shit talk, James is taking a walk with P.T. Scarlet.
18:20Come on Turtle Boy, you've got this.
18:22Do you like going out for a party or not?
18:24Eh?
18:25Do you like going out for a party or not?
18:26No, not massively but I do like a drink.
18:29I like a beer or...
18:30A beer?
18:30Yeah.
18:31Who's repping neck a pint faster than me?
18:33Depends on where you're drinking it from.
18:34If it's a prop forwards bum hole, definitely you.
18:37Definitely you.
18:38I think I've got some female friends who can neck pints faster and it's like, it's terrifying.
18:43It's very emasculating.
18:44I'm like that.
18:45Oh my God.
18:46I'm having a great time talking to Scarlet, she's really interesting.
18:49But I've got the words of the experts ringing around my brain, which is saying,
18:53get deep, don't be surface, improve your chat.
18:57Which I will.
18:58Now you basically came to me and said, listen, you stopped asking for common denominator stuff
19:01and I was like, look, this is some key chat.
19:03Serious, serious stuff we need to know.
19:05We do need to know.
19:06Yeah.
19:07So what...
19:07So, like...
19:09Go on.
19:10You tell me what you're looking for.
19:12Someone who wasn't made by Richard Madeley's knob.
19:15Okay, so for me, I think somebody that's like settled, who's got their own job, got their own vibe.
19:22They're smart.
19:23Yeah.
19:24They look after themselves.
19:25And I think somebody that you could just talk with and laugh with.
19:30I think it's really important.
19:31Yeah.
19:31And kids is a great level.
19:32It doesn't matter how smart you think you are.
19:35Having kids young, you're like, that's carnage.
19:38Yeah, it is.
19:39It's much better in a one-on-one situation.
19:42Seems to be doing well.
19:44Yeah, it doesn't look awkward.
19:45With Jang's finally tackling some proper chat, Steven with a PH is getting stuck into another
19:50sofa chat with content creator Tink.
19:52The hair.
19:53Talk to me.
19:55I've dyed my hair ever since I was, like, 14.
19:58I feel like, same as tattoos.
20:00It's like a creation of yourself, isn't it?
20:04Um, Steven with a PH.
20:08How old are you when you got your first tattoo?
20:11That's intricate work.
20:13Yeah, my dinosaurs.
20:14I'm, like, obsessed with anything that's, like, got deep meaning to it.
20:19So what would be the meaning behind the dinosaurs?
20:22That they existed so long ago?
20:26Yeah.
20:27Okay, well, let's move on.
20:31Hi, gorgeous.
20:32How are you?
20:32As Steven and Tink Tank.
20:34Should we have a speech?
20:36It's now Lucinda's turn to size up Mega Man's edging.
20:38Like, need to make most of my time and get to know his here.
20:44I would say Lucinda has won this mixer.
20:47Oh, for sure.
20:47It is not a competition.
20:48It's not a competition, but she has won.
20:50Tell me about you.
20:51What's your jam in the world?
20:53Been playing in basketball for a long time.
20:55You have got the perfect physique for a basketballer.
20:59I bet you would slam dunk, slam dunk, slam dunk.
21:01Just one after the other.
21:03Yeah.
21:03Oh, my God.
21:04I have to come and see that.
21:06Yeah, you should.
21:06She is literally taking every second she has within our clutches.
21:11And look at what is happening.
21:12Being, you know, a spiritual person, pretty earthy person too.
21:16I just, I love to feel all the energy.
21:19And so this is, this mixer is a whole lot of me.
21:23I am in my element here.
21:25Do you want to stand up and just measure our height?
21:29Yeah.
21:29Yeah, we can.
21:30I want to see where you come up onto me.
21:33Back to back or what do you want to do?
21:35Front to front?
21:35Well, I mean, front to front is probably too soon.
21:37Or back to back.
21:38Back to back, back to back.
21:40I would say front to front.
21:41Oh, yeah.
21:42Cheeky boy.
21:43No, no, no, like that.
21:44Oh, like that?
21:44Oh, yeah.
21:46Oh, yeah.
21:47That feels pretty good.
21:50I'm being cheeky.
21:52Oh, it's fine.
21:54Oh, my God, you are massive.
21:56Oh, yeah.
21:57But it's fabulous.
21:58I actually reckon we would go off on the dance floor.
22:04I feel like a ballerina.
22:06Oh, they're going for it.
22:07Look at Lucinda on the other side dancing.
22:10And he's on bloody strictly over here.
22:11Oh, my gosh.
22:14It's nice talking to you.
22:15It's so lovely to talk to you.
22:16You too.
22:17This is by far the best I've ever seen.
22:23Coming up!
22:25Things are hotting up for David.
22:27What were you looking for?
22:28Because it's not all about me.
22:28It's all about you.
22:29Come on.
22:29I am looking for a sexy bastard
22:32who is going to sweep me off my feet.
22:35That sounds like me.
22:35And Colleen has to make a big decision.
22:38Colleen.
22:39So you're step forward.
22:40Holy mother.
22:41Yes.
22:41Is she going to take the plunge
22:43or shit in her own garden?
22:56Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
22:58where the class of 26 are still getting up to speed
23:01at this mixing lark.
23:02James has had a reality check.
23:04We're going to be honest with you, James.
23:06Okay.
23:07It's not going great.
23:08Is it not?
23:09I've been told my chat is absolute shithouse.
23:12Colleen's had an awkward start.
23:14No thanks to Flush Gordon over there.
23:16He's got a trim up inside a dustbin liner
23:17and he just plunge a toilet and then lets it down.
23:24Lucinda's still teacher's pet.
23:26That feels pretty good.
23:29By far the best I've ever seen.
23:33David's in his element.
23:34I'm a 5-5 job.
23:35Is it?
23:37And Gabby fucking Allen has finally found her groove.
23:41Hi guys.
23:42How are you?
23:42Nice to meet you.
23:43Nice to meet you.
23:44But they all better get a shift on
23:46because what they don't know is there's a twist.
23:48At the end of the night,
23:49they've got to pick someone to take a broad with them.
23:53Oi!
23:54But first, let's check in on Stephen,
23:56who's taken Paul's advice a bit literally
23:58and hasn't moved from the sofa.
24:00You have really nice eyes by the way.
24:01I struggle with compliments, but thank you.
24:03They always dart everywhere and I apologise.
24:05I'm constantly taking in what's going on.
24:08You're an adorable.
24:09That's fine.
24:10That's a really nice way of putting it.
24:12But someone whose eyes are firmly on the prize,
24:15David's locked in on his search for Mr. Right.
24:18When's your birthday?
24:194th of May.
24:20Oh my God!
24:21What?
24:22I'm the 5th of May.
24:24No.
24:25No.
24:26Wow.
24:27Wow.
24:28Oh, that is weird.
24:29That is so weird.
24:30That is really weird.
24:32Really, really weird.
24:34Oh my God, that's so weird.
24:35David and David Lutt in common.
24:38This looks good.
24:39Hang on.
24:40Who's this smooth bastard sweeping in on Colleen?
24:43I'm going to have a little chat with you.
24:45I'm going to have a little chat?
24:45Yeah, come on.
24:46Come on.
24:46Nicely done, mate.
24:47Well done.
24:48I like this guy.
24:49You have a seat, love.
24:51I get what Dr T means.
24:53I mean, I think I do need to sit down and start chatting to people just to see if there's
24:57anything there.
24:58At the end of the day, I'd just like to meet a lovely man that's great to talk to, that's
25:04funny.
25:05I mean, is that too much to ask for?
25:08Oh, come on.
25:09Tell me about yourself.
25:10What do you want to know?
25:11What do you do for a living?
25:13Oh, I'm in media.
25:14Oh!
25:15Yeah.
25:16What about you?
25:18I like to keep myself to myself.
25:21I asked her to do two things.
25:23Go on.
25:23Be curious and flirty.
25:25We can tell that advice was given and has been received.
25:28Because actually, I have to say, she's definitely improved.
25:31Where are you from?
25:32Originally, I'm from Leicester.
25:34Oh yeah?
25:34Yeah, but I live in Essex.
25:36Where's everyone in Essex?
25:38What's going on in Essex?
25:39Well, I was in the army, so...
25:42How old are you?
25:4351.
25:44Are you really?
25:45Are you lying?
25:46No, I am.
25:48Are you?
25:48Yeah.
25:49Wow.
25:50I thought you were a lot younger.
25:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:53I am really enjoying chatting to Steve.
25:56He's making me laugh and this is really nice.
25:59Do you feel like I'm interviewing you?
26:00Are we on Loose Women?
26:02Are we on the sofa like that?
26:03Five minutes a year.
26:04This is a flirt.
26:06What do I do?
26:06Oh, show my bra.
26:08Do you know what I mean?
26:10Two drinks in, I'm flashing my bra at you.
26:12I don't mess a mouth.
26:14I can't.
26:16He likes it!
26:17Oh my God.
26:19This has been lovely.
26:20Well, yeah, I think it has.
26:21I've really enjoyed it, actually, genuinely.
26:23It's been great to meet you.
26:24And it's been lovely to meet you.
26:26Are you sure we'll see each other again?
26:27Cheers.
26:28Oh, handshake.
26:29Oh, I love that.
26:31He's a really nice, handsome man.
26:33And it's boosted her confidence.
26:36See you soon.
26:38That was an intervention.
26:39100%.
26:40Yeah.
26:41I intervened.
26:42Well, you were just pushing Jobby Joel on her too, Dr T.
26:46Plunge.
26:47Are your chats going all right?
26:49Is there anybody that's, like, tickled your pickle yet?
26:51I got nervous around the one in the beige.
26:53And that means that I kind of fancy him.
26:55Yeah.
26:55Because I didn't...
26:56I didn't...
26:57Are you all right?
26:58Oh, God, he's just looked at us.
26:59Oh, God, he's just looked at us.
27:01Oh, God, was that on top?
27:02Do you reckon you knew we were talking about him?
27:04Yeah.
27:05Thanks, mate.
27:06Right, seeing Gabby in action has given me a bit of inspiration.
27:11She's found someone she likes.
27:12Now it's my turn.
27:14It's time for me to slide down my fireman's pole
27:17and have a nice chat with Thomas.
27:20Okay, talk to me about your type then.
27:22What's your vibe?
27:23I want to say I'm a good at type.
27:24Okay.
27:24I always in my life going with the people who are not my type.
27:27And they're kind of growing me, so...
27:29I've been single for the last two years.
27:31Right.
27:31Because I came out from a long relationship.
27:34Which is eight years.
27:35David really listens.
27:37And he's licking his lips.
27:41You know what that means.
27:42When someone truly listens and also licking their lips at the same time.
27:46It's done deal.
27:47Unless it's my dog, in which case it means he's just done a shit on the kitchen floor.
27:51What about you looking for?
27:52Because it's not all about me, it's all about you.
27:53Come on.
27:53I am looking for a sexy bastard who is going to sweep me off my feet.
27:59Aren't we all?
28:00That sounds like me.
28:00In a nutshell.
28:02So how long have you been a fireman for?
28:04I've been a firefighter for about close to five years.
28:08I've been four or five years.
28:09Is this what the uniform looks like?
28:11Do you want to see me in my uniform now?
28:12Of course I want to see you in the uniform.
28:14Come on, bro.
28:15I'll just set this place on fire and you can just run in with your big hose and put it
28:19all out.
28:20I'm pretty sure he says not to do that in our risk assessment.
28:22We love it. We love it.
28:24But before David gets the chance to slide down Thomas's pole, looks like the Brundog's incoming.
28:30All right, guys, if I could get your attention, if I could get your attention.
28:33They could have done with him on the Titanic.
28:35Deities on this side, celebs on this side.
28:38So commanding.
28:41This has been quite the exercise.
28:43Our celebs have really highlighted exactly what we need to do.
28:46Now it's time for their first really big decision of this entire process.
28:51Acting with respect and diplomacy, can they put their own dating journey first?
28:56It's not an easy job for the people pleasers.
28:59Okay, celebrities, listen up.
29:01Whoever you choose to date this evening.
29:04Yes.
29:07Will, in actual fact.
29:10Yes.
29:11Be coming with you.
29:13Where, Anna, where?
29:15To.
29:17The Bahamas, Fiji, the Maldives.
29:22Tenerife.
29:23Oh, si, senor, my tequila.
29:25No way.
29:28Oh, my God.
29:30Abroad?
29:31Straight away?
29:32Yes.
29:32That is a lot.
29:34You don't know the half of it.
29:35You're on the 6am out of Luton.
29:37And no speedy boarding.
29:39So the stakes just got seriously higher.
29:42Who wants to go to Spain?
29:45Now, if you've had conversations with James, please step forward.
29:51James was busy.
29:53Yeah.
29:53Just imagine the crush if they'd known a free holiday was on the cards.
29:57All right, so James, who caught your attention?
30:01Yes, Scarlett did.
30:03She's obviously very beautiful.
30:04She's got two kids.
30:05So obviously understands that kind of family aspect.
30:08She's PT.
30:09Scarlett, would you say there was a little bit of a spark between you and James?
30:13I hope so, yeah.
30:14Yeah.
30:15This is really good.
30:16This is really good.
30:17So, Carmen, what was your feedback on James?
30:19You're a bit shy.
30:20Shy?
30:21I think it came after the party trick, though, didn't it?
30:23Yeah.
30:24Good trick, though.
30:25Reminder, anyone?
30:27OK.
30:28Well done, well done.
30:30Did you see the trick?
30:31It was hardly subtle, Paul.
30:33Oh, God, I saw it, yeah.
30:34I got a little bit hot under my collar, if I'm honest.
30:36Easily done under that collar.
30:37All right, so, James, you also went on a date with Kitten.
30:42Yes.
30:43Straight off the back of the opening dinner party, James was sent on a date with Kitten.
30:47Wow.
30:47You a good driver?
30:48I don't drive.
30:49I have driving lessons for two years.
30:51Right.
30:51And I just couldn't do it.
30:52They said that the only person worse than me didn't speak English.
30:57Kitten, if you can come on down for us, please.
30:59There she is.
31:00Hi.
31:00How are you doing?
31:01How are you?
31:02Good to see you.
31:03How are you doing?
31:04Good, thank you.
31:04James, you have a big decision to make.
31:08Are you going to date one of these lovely ladies that you've met today at the mixer?
31:13Yeah.
31:14Or would you like to see Kitten again?
31:18I've got to choose now.
31:20If you could, mate, I've got Ryan Aaron old.
31:23Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
31:30I mean, look.
31:34All the guys I spoke to, I think we had an amazing time and I could spend time with all
31:37of you.
31:39I'd like to choose Scarlett.
31:43And do you want to come to Tenerife and date James again?
31:52Yes.
31:57I'm really excited about my decision.
31:59I'm looking forward to seeing her in Tenerife.
32:01Sunshine, fun, sand, sea, romance, possibly.
32:09Oh, shit, I'd forgot about Kitten.
32:11Kitten, you look a little disappointed.
32:15Yeah, I feel quite deflated.
32:18During our day, I really opened up and I feel like I told you quite a lot about myself and
32:22I didn't really get it back.
32:24Kitten's claws are out.
32:25Something that I wouldn't normally want to speak publicly about is the fact that I don't drive.
32:30OK.
32:31And I wouldn't usually talk about that on a first date either.
32:33But I feel like you ruled me out because I don't have a licence.
32:37I'll be honest with you, I completely forgot that that was one of the things.
32:40I certainly would never have chosen someone where they can drive or not.
32:46As a woman, I have so much to give and unless I was, like, relying on you for lists everywhere.
32:51Someone should tell her about Uber.
32:52I don't think that it should be a reflection of what I have to give in a relationship or as
32:55a woman or as a lover.
32:59I really enjoyed talking to you, but I just didn't feel there was that spark there.
33:04I'm not sure if the energy you gave me was, like, that you were looking to date, though.
33:08Well, I'm sorry about that. I'll have to take the feedback on and just go away and work on that.
33:11Yeah, that's all good.
33:12Oh, thank God that's over.
33:15James, you handled that quite well.
33:18I'll take it, yeah, that's fine.
33:19Just make sure you've all got your licences, otherwise...
33:24Leave it, Haskell.
33:25You're outrageous.
33:28Absolutely outrageous.
33:30Colleen, please step forward.
33:32Holy mother.
33:34Oh, my God, I thought talking to strangers was going to be the hard part
33:38and now I'm being told I've got to pick one of these guys to take to Tenerife with me.
33:42It's my idea of hell.
33:44How did you find the mixer, babe?
33:46Well, when I first walked in, I was so nervous.
33:49And then two drinks in, I was willing to date everyone.
33:54You should see her after four.
33:56She's not on loose women for nothing, you know?
33:58Gentlemen, if you've spoken to Colleen tonight, please step forward.
34:07See what I mean?
34:09Joel, we noticed that you were having an interesting conversation with Colleen.
34:13Would you care to share?
34:14I've got this, Anna.
34:15If you can't shift a jobby from the U-Bend, shove a mop down there.
34:18That's about right, Joel, isn't it?
34:20Yeah.
34:20Thanks, man.
34:21It was a good talk.
34:23Mostly I talk to blokes at work when I'm on site, so it's a bit of a change.
34:28I don't go out that often anymore, but it was lovely.
34:31I really enjoyed talking to Colleen.
34:32Very sweet.
34:33Steve.
34:34Yeah, that's me.
34:35How was your chat?
34:37You know what?
34:38When you sit down with someone and it's just, it just flows.
34:42And then it gets better as the time goes on because you relax.
34:45And when you relax, it just gets easier just, like, bouncing off each other.
34:50Yeah, it was nice.
34:51Did I miss something?
34:52I thought you only chatted.
34:53You've also spent time with Neil.
34:56Neil!
34:57Oh, yeah, who could forget the most undecorated man in military history?
35:03A turn!
35:05Chop!
35:05You know you see all these guys on Remembrance Day with a whole chest of medals?
35:09Yeah.
35:09I did 15 years.
35:11I haven't got one goddamn medal.
35:14Why are you crap?
35:14I didn't...
35:18Neil, how was your date with Colleen?
35:20Really fantastic.
35:22There wasn't a single awkward pause.
35:25It just seemed to flow and it was a really great first date.
35:28Would you like to date Colleen again?
35:30I would love to go on a second date.
35:32Come on Colleen, give the man a taste of victory for once in his life.
35:36The decision is down to you.
35:38Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
35:41Neil is so, so lovely.
35:43But I can't go on a date with him because I don't want him to hate me if I say
35:48no.
35:49I've got to go with what I like and how I feel.
35:54We did have such a lovely first date.
35:57But then I met someone tonight who I gelled with straight away.
36:02And it felt like we could have just sat there for hours just chatting away and laughing and...
36:08And that was...
36:12Steve.
36:15Is Steve who you would like to bring with you to Tenerife?
36:19Yes.
36:21Would you like to accept?
36:25Steve?
36:28You're not going to turn a Nolan sister down, are you?
36:37Are you?
36:38Oh, don't you fucking dare, Steve.
36:49Welcome back.
36:51And if you've just joined us, tell your bumhole to pucker up.
36:54Because a nervous Colleen has just asked silky smooth talking man beauty Steve to go away with her to Tenerife.
37:04For the big man stalling. Come on, Steve. What's it going to be?
37:08Would you like to accept?
37:11Steve?
37:16Steve?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Oh, thank you for that.
37:21I would. I'd like to explore.
37:23What, Colleen? Or sightseeing in the Canaries?
37:25I've heard there's a dormant volcano on offer.
37:28You know what I mean?
37:29So now, Neil, how do you truly feel in this moment?
37:33Hey, um, look.
37:36At the end of the day, this is about two people being happy.
37:39And if one person isn't into it, then that's the way it's got to be.
37:42So, I wish you all the best.
37:45Give that man a medal. No, seriously, can someone actually give him a medal?
37:49He would really like it.
37:51He feels left out.
37:52I do feel so bad about letting Neil down.
37:56He was so lovely, but something just wasn't quite right for me.
37:59And hopefully, I'll find that more now with Steve.
38:04Next up is our lovely Lucinda Light.
38:07My gosh.
38:08Yay!
38:11How did you find the mixer tonight?
38:13I'm a bit of a wet and wild woman, so I've had a bit of splish splash on the dress.
38:18Anyone got a mop?
38:19No? Get to work, Jill.
38:20But I did have a great time.
38:23I just don't know who the hell I'm going to choose.
38:25You did work the room like an absolute goddess.
38:29Here's the question. We noticed that when you walked in, it was Steve P, though, that you made a beeline
38:32to.
38:33What drew you in?
38:35The style, the outrageousness, the wildness, the moustache.
38:40How would you describe your time with Lucinda?
38:43Just fun. The word I would describe Lucinda is fun.
38:46Okay, we noticed that you and Deji got close. Some dancing.
38:50Yeah. Well, you know, Deji's a musician. He's got rhythm in his soul, and I like that.
38:55You also had a day with Neil.
38:59Shall we do this?
39:00After a fancy fish supper and a couple of drinks, which, despite starting like a 90s dial-up modem...
39:05Um, yes, it, um...
39:10Golf instructor Neil somehow got his balls out of the rough and managed a hole in one with a fishy
39:15lip lock.
39:17I feel like... I taste like ceviche.
39:20Cold raw fish.
39:24Neil, welcome. And actually, we'd love to hear from you, Neil, about that date.
39:28It was really enjoyable. I'm slightly nervous, I have to say.
39:32I enjoyed it, too.
39:33It was lovely to have that little kiss at the end, as well.
39:37Ooh!
39:39Neil invited me into a kiss, and how could I say no?
39:42You've had a great mixer, a wonderful date, you've had a snog.
39:46But, of course, now it's over to you.
39:48Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
39:53I... Look, this journey for me, I do want to keep expanding and exploring.
39:57And I am absolutely tossing up between Mustache Deans.
40:02What?!
40:04And Tejuenti.
40:07I'm lucky, Neil.
40:08I'm in deep indecision.
40:11Steve, tell us why you should be the one to come to Tenerife with her.
40:17Basically, it's gonna be her one chance to get with the King of Hertford.
40:22And if she lets it go, it's not gonna come again.
40:26Strong pitch.
40:26But Teju, what's your elevator pitch?
40:28So, I feel like we bounced off each other.
40:30The energy was flowing, and, yeah, we have a lot in common.
40:33I feel like we like to dance, and we like to get along.
40:35Two different men.
40:37One decision.
40:38Yes, thanks, Paul.
40:39I think we got it.
40:40Ah!
40:41I mean, it's a bit of an impossible choice.
40:44As hard as this decision is, I think there's one I'm just fascinated by and I want to get to
40:49know more.
40:50I mean, Teju, you're devastatingly handsome.
40:53And I would love to get a stepladder and climb up you.
41:00Better book extra leg room for this guy.
41:02Like, I just have to follow my gut.
41:07And say...
41:08Steve.
41:13Oh, Captain Whiskers has made the cut.
41:16Look at this guy.
41:17Look at his style.
41:18There's really something to grab hold of there.
41:21Let's go.
41:21How do you feel?
41:22I'm in shock.
41:23I think we all are.
41:24And just so we're super clear, you accept?
41:27100% I know.
41:28OK.
41:28The people of Hertford will be celebrating tonight.
41:31Neil, how are you feeling right now?
41:33Bit deflated.
41:36Come on, mate, you gotta snog.
41:38Thank you to all of you, wonderful gentlemen.
41:40And Steve, best pack those budgie smugglers, baby.
41:46Next up, we would love Stephen.
41:49What am I supposed to do here?
41:51This is all moving a bit too quickly for my liking.
41:53So, Tink, how was your chat with our Stephen?
41:55Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
41:57Tamera.
41:58He's very down to earth.
42:00He's a great listener.
42:01Brace me.
42:02Rafina.
42:03It was a friendly chat.
42:04I don't know if there was anything else there.
42:08But, of course, these ladies aren't the only ladies
42:10that you've been chatting to.
42:12You obviously went on a little meet-up with the lovely Viv.
42:15Are you a DJ?
42:16Yeah, yeah, I'm a DJ.
42:18What kind of crowd do you play to?
42:19So, I play everything.
42:21Death metal?
42:22OK, not quite everything.
42:25It was really easy to talk to you,
42:27and I do think, like, you're really respectful.
42:29I just wasn't sure if you liked what you saw.
42:32I mean, I hope you...
42:33I hope that you did.
42:35But I had a really nice time,
42:36and I think you were really lovely.
42:38Yeah, I really enjoyed our date.
42:39Wow.
42:40Me too.
42:41Stephen, this is a big decision that you have to make.
42:46Who will it be?
42:48Lovely conversations were had.
42:49I enjoyed talking to everyone.
42:51This is really tough.
42:53It's a free holiday with a pic of beautiful women.
42:55It's Ardy Squid Game, eh?
42:57Do you know what?
42:58In the sake of being authentic,
43:01I don't think right now I want to go on a second meet-up,
43:04and I also don't think it would be fair to say
43:08I would like to go away with people that I've spoken to this evening.
43:14What?
43:14He's not taking anyone?
43:16Single room for Stephen, please.
43:18Stephen, we understand,
43:20and we think that we can take this conversation
43:24and we can further this conversation in Tenerife.
43:27OK.
43:28All together.
43:32Gentlemen, if you've spoken to Gabby tonight,
43:35please step forward.
43:38Come on in, guys.
43:40Come on in.
43:44This was a successful mixer for you.
43:46Yeah, thanks.
43:47Well, let's not forget the major meltdown at the start,
43:50but fair play she pulled it back.
43:51It did seem like you had quite a connection with Karl.
43:53Did you enjoy getting to know her?
43:55Yeah, I thought she was obviously a beautiful girl.
43:58We spoke about, like, similar interests, good energy.
44:00He was the first person that I was like,
44:02OK, I'm interested in you.
44:04Well, hang on, Gabs.
44:05Let's not forget about Big Johnny,
44:07who turned up with Little Johnny.
44:09Nobody's ever fetched you a goldfish.
44:11No.
44:13And, um, some unusual banter.
44:15God, I'd suck a fart out of your arse.
44:17OK, so maybe we won't do that.
44:20Ah, you watch out, Charver.
44:23What's happening, my arse?
44:24Good. How are you?
44:25Yeah? Yeah.
44:26Stunning as always, aren't you?
44:28How did you get on with Gabby?
44:28How I see it is, me and Gabby were complete opposites,
44:31but she's a lovely lass.
44:32Sounds like you might be a bit of a keen bean.
44:34As keen as mustard, me and my eyes.
44:37LAUGHTER
44:39All right, who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
44:44Hmm.
44:45I'm thinking, who the hell am I going to choose?
44:49And I've got to spend a week with them.
44:51I just have to go with initial impressions.
44:57I don't.
44:57So, Carl.
44:59I'd love to, yeah.
45:00Oh, Jesus.
45:02Oh, Johnny.
45:04Johnny, do you want little Johnny back?
45:06Or do we get a chance to keep him?
45:07Nah, she can keep him.
45:08She can keep him.
45:08Yeah, she can keep him.
45:09I've got fucking thousands of fish.
45:12LAUGHTER
45:14With four dates secured and one deferred,
45:16it's just down to David now to partner up for a party in paradise.
45:21I'm sweating.
45:23I'm fucking sweating.
45:25All right, so, first I want to go to Gideon.
45:27Oh, OK.
45:28How was your time with David?
45:30So, I'd say, introduction, great.
45:32After that whole exchange,
45:34you went round and asked every single person about themselves
45:37and kept skipping over me.
45:38And I don't know if that was intentional,
45:40but it came across as very rude.
45:45And you can't spell rude without you.
45:48Oh, shit.
45:51Gideon's going in.
45:52Do you know what it was?
45:53I think I was just so mesmerised by the present.
45:56I feel like you didn't give me a first shot,
45:58and so there's a lot to offer, you know.
46:01I'm a part-time witch, full-time legend,
46:04and overall gay icon.
46:05Clock it!
46:06I now know what I'm having on my gravestone.
46:09Love that, babes.
46:11Oh, Gideon, you sneaky little diva
46:13calling me out for being rude.
46:17Well, I ain't gonna bite, honey.
46:19This diva can handle herself.
46:21Well, I apologise.
46:23That is definitely never my intention.
46:24I mean, one thing I'm never is rude.
46:27So, massive apologies.
46:31Well handled.
46:33I'll think about it.
46:35Think about what?
46:36Getting a laugh transplant.
46:39Thomas.
46:40You're like crazy bonkers, and I am crazy bonkers,
46:43so that's like, like as a firefighter,
46:45I've got a responsibility, you know,
46:46to save you from falling into the wrong person,
46:49so just pick me.
46:50Baby, I'm on fire!
46:52Perfect.
46:54I'm not sure how crazy bonkers you want a fireman to be,
46:56to be fair.
46:57Now, David, you also went on a date with Mark.
47:00I did, yes.
47:01David hooked up with pint-sized Aussie Mark,
47:03and made a good first impression.
47:06G'day there, I'm David.
47:08I've come all the way from Bolton up north.
47:11How was that?
47:12That was pretty good.
47:13Get it!
47:15Unfortunately, he had to fly back to Australia,
47:18but he would like to go on another date with you.
47:20You have to make a choice.
47:26Erm...
47:30It would have to be Thomas.
47:33Yes!
47:34He's gone bonkers, Thoman.
47:36I'm quite speechless now, I don't know what to say.
47:38How about yours?
47:39Very nice, thank you very much.
47:42I'm willing to say...
47:47What, Thomas, what?
47:51Not now, Gideon.
47:55Come on, Thomas, what's it going to be?
47:57Yeah, well, I'm saying yes.
47:58Oh, thank God, Jesus, Thomas!
48:01I got you faster at putting a fire out, lad!
48:05Yeah, don't keep Diva Dave hanging,
48:07this guy hasn't even got time to put his trousers on.
48:10Let alone hang around for you.
48:14Thanks, Ed.
48:16Off on our jollies.
48:21Tomorrow night!
48:22The celebs land in Tenerife.
48:25Wow!
48:25Jesus Christ!
48:27There's revelations...
48:28I had sex at a festival up a tree.
48:32Reservations...
48:33I just thought of something, you won't fancy me.
48:35And infatuations.
48:37Look, I fancy it, but I think we need to break those.
48:42As our celebs!
48:44Oh, I'm doing now, he's drying his sweaty crack off my beddy.
48:48Go!
48:48Are you pubically prepared for that?
48:51Dating!
48:52Listen, I'm down for daddy.
48:54Not my daddy, you're not.
48:55He's got his heart set on Killeen.
49:16He's got his heart set on Killeen.
49:25I'm going!
49:26I'm down for you!
49:26And now, I think that's going to be a great episode of Killeen.
49:27We have plenty to live as you guys have.
49:27So I think that's going to be some people.
49:27I hope you've seen thatana.
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