The Nut Farm

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The Nut Farm

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00:24:47vaulting we've got cow shit all over your face now I'm not a betting man but I'll bet you didn't

00:24:53know macadamia trees are native to Australia no I didn't know that I thought they were from Hawaii

00:24:58no no that's horse shit actually I think it's some bullshit I'm sick of this shit

00:25:06well the last thing we need is some Yankee doodle douchebag onto us all right so when you do the

00:25:11testing make sure it's when he's not around

00:25:18clean your face off it's revolting

00:25:23this nut sorter is shared between the two farms it's where we come to empty our nutsacks

00:25:28sorry oh it's pretty simple we empty our nutsacks into this machine together sure if you like so

00:25:35you and I stand here together two grown men and empty our nutsacks into this machine well unless

00:25:40our loads are too big in which case we help each other empty our nutsacks that goes without saying

00:25:45man well I mean it seems pretty simple the nuts grow they dropped this machine gets them ready

00:25:52for market sure as long as your nuts don't get frost damaged flooded rot burnt in a bushfire drought mold

00:25:59attacked by pests or sometimes your nuts are just disappointingly small yeah so like I said real easy

00:26:19hello small child from every horror movie I've ever seen I hope you don't mind that I decided to let

00:26:25myself in no it's fine I love no privacy my mother wanted you to have this your mother

00:26:50your mom sent this yep the only single woman in a 50k radius oh come on there's got to be

00:26:59at least a

00:26:59couple single women within 50,000 miles I meant kilometers but that would be like three feet

00:27:06or or a kilometer is the big one god I always confuse kilometers with millimeters

00:27:41can I might you must believe the

00:27:43new bloke in town yeah that's right i'm darren call me dazzler oh okay i'm brendan but you can

00:27:49call me brenda sorry had to run harry home to sleep it off i think he'll be billing anybody

00:27:58this afternoon he's my uh this is brenda so uh you work here too go wherever the pay is love

00:28:06get

00:28:06your drink we got joseph's brew double pay fat bastard on tap i'm afraid i'm out of kelly's piss

00:28:11well actually i just popped in to find out if there's a general store around because i need

00:28:14basic supplies of course there is love you're standing in the middle of it mate this is cobweb

00:28:22cdb mate central business district country dual business love you get them in rural areas so

00:28:32the post office is also the cop shop the public pool doubles as the crocodile shelter that kind of thing

00:28:39do you have soaked granola well i could probably run a packet of cornflakes under the tap for you

00:28:48what about mouthwash

00:28:54blistering bushfires hair's gone

00:28:57i hope those fridges haven't been off for long

00:29:25so big on the dairy huh yes i require more than the average person i'm what's known as lactose inadequate

00:29:34so big on the dairy huh are you sure that's a thing oh i know who you are

00:29:38you're none other than old mitch's know-nothing nephew from america well i do know a few things

00:29:44buddy 50 000 people used to follow my crypto blog that's so exciting did they follow you all the way

00:29:51down here i believe we're almost neighbors you're nobody's neighbors sorry yeah that's physically

00:29:59impossible best be on your bike ziren yeah stupid shit bird

00:30:12very well dazzler

00:30:15it's nice to see everyone hard at work

00:30:21don't worry it'll all be all right in the end

00:30:26and if not it'll just drag on and seemingly never end right

00:30:38oh what an asshat now this is either mouthwash or drain cleaner might be a good

00:30:46idea to test it if you drain smell good enough to kiss it's probably mouthwash great thank you

00:31:04what you guys turn and spread them what what the hell i didn't i didn't do anything

00:31:09you're american aren't you yeah but that's not a crime is it just trying to make you feel at home

00:31:15i'm fine thanks at least i was just trying to be nice sergeant blake cobweb homicide

00:31:24slash postal division homicide slash postal what do you know about today's disappearance

00:31:30of strawberry john strawberry who strawberry john farmer who lives near your place yeah i wonder what

00:31:36he grows avocados but i used to grow strawberries but he hated the nickname enough talking about farming

00:31:48when did you last see him i i've never seen him ever sounds suspicious how do you even know where

00:31:55i live

00:31:55it's my job to know things oh is it then maybe you know what happened to my uncle mitch all

00:32:01right drop

00:32:01the tone considering you inherited his farm maybe i should be asking where you were when he disappeared

00:32:09i was in san francisco and what were you doing in san francisco well let's see i was really busy

00:32:14not even knowing he existed guess that counts you out then this is ridiculous can i go now

00:32:23yeah but i'm watching you so don't leave town hey yeah if only i could

00:32:34enjoy your milk our farmers are the best

00:32:42oh why is everything so difficult in this back ass man's country sir what i'm afraid we've just

00:32:49squeezed the last gas out from under esme's place my my place i bought it it's my place so i'm

00:32:55the one

00:32:56with the massive gas problem this is a bloody disaster we dig a tunnel all the way from the motherland

00:33:01we put in a secret gas pipeline and now you're telling me we don't have enough gas to squeeze

00:33:05through it what's the latest test results say some below d's but the real reserves are under old

00:33:12mitch's nut farm biggest i've ever seen really well then focus in that direction forget about the rock shelf

00:33:22we go fast and close to the surface not too close boss or we'll risk another cave in that last

00:33:28one took a

00:33:29lot of effort to clean up

00:33:37that strawberry guy was so difficult to work with oh look once we get above mitch's reserves

00:33:43we go vertical delve deep into the bowels of the earth spill some chemicals into that beloved aquifer

00:33:50they all bang on about iris it is time to frack some more of this stupid island and keep our

00:34:00beloved

00:34:01new zealand powered pristine and green what about the nut farm's new occupant well the greatest american

00:34:08ding dong nah he's so stupid he wouldn't even be able to tie his own shoes together iris get digging

00:34:20yeah i think this has probably got a staple cord

00:34:24all pumped and ready for some first time tractoring

00:34:30great work carl you know you're a handy guy to know hey there ah hi brendan look

00:34:38it's my still attractive for her age mother i'm sorry i don't know where he picks these things up from

00:34:43well he's not wrong so well anyway thanks for letting me borrow young carl here uh miss i had

00:34:51to get my tractor up and running so i can get out there and uh you know do some shoveling

00:34:59yeah certainly sounds like something a farmer might say and that sounds like something another

00:35:04farmer might say about something a farmer might say thus two farmers saying stuff together

00:35:13come on oh hey kim thanks for sending that gift basket over the other day with carl you have

00:35:20beautiful handwriting oh yeah of course it would be um rude to not properly welcome you to the

00:35:29neighborhood and i really enjoyed the bell pepper but if you're as sick of mom's meals as i am excuse

00:35:36me

00:35:36what was that we could all go out to the town's only restaurant all of us uh no how about

00:35:42thursday

00:35:42you've got nothing on thursday mom i already cleared your schedule actually i'm pretty sure philip

00:35:48has plans on thursday already so i'm free too thank you my little angel

00:35:57let's go home carl bye carl

00:36:07you know where i can be found i don't see why you

00:36:17your ass is grass grass

00:36:21i have my own life and now i'm sure

00:36:25you made a big mistake growing here grass

00:36:29say hello to my little tractor oh oh yeah i go both ways baby

00:36:44oh

00:36:53brandon brandon one farming zero

00:37:01nailed it

00:37:05philip home hope you got plenty to eat today

00:37:19good one philip you got me you eight-legged knucklehead

00:37:41how bad is this music you had to hide it

00:37:54i don't know if you had to hide it

00:38:01march 5e8 more suspicious signs stumbled across what looks to be soil test holes on route to next

00:38:08checked area i suspect it's connected but evidence is scattered evidence what's he talking about

00:38:29um shouldn't that cell door be locked

00:38:33no no he doesn't make it home from the pub all the time so save some time we gave him

00:38:37a key oh okay

00:38:42are you looking to post that somewhere today sir no but i think maybe mitch found something that

00:38:46got him in trouble one second

00:38:56i think the birds are up tonight good no that's not what all right hang on let me find the

00:39:01right spot

00:39:03here i'm gonna turn it up

00:39:14is this some kind of joke no mitch has all kinds of different recordings i mean there's some really

00:39:19crazy stuff in there yeah well he would mitch was a total conspiracy nut i was always coming in here

00:39:24complaining about stuff one time he filed a complaint about chemtrails as if there's anything i can do about

00:39:28chemtrails they're controlled by aliens maybe what happened to mitch it's the same thing that happened

00:39:33to strawberry john actually glad you brought that up that has been solved thanks to yours truly look

00:39:40received these in the mail this morning looks like strawberry john's taken himself on a spontaneous

00:39:45little trip to new zealand so records he's having the time of his life that does look pretty fun

00:39:55that nice of him to send postcards it's so much nicer than an email better than the dick pics he

00:40:00usually

00:40:00sends

00:40:12i'm parched as bro this place is hotter than a volcano's asshole which bit is its asshole the bit that's

00:40:20on top

00:40:21of course hey isn't that the face volcanoes don't have faces let's get a drink

00:40:35oh excuse me sorry brenda how's it going farm life good it's okay here's mate uh eat him up with

00:40:42a

00:40:42beer eh look i uh i gotta go so hungry i could eat the ass out of a low flying

00:40:47duck

00:40:51ah say esme is there a mine nearby something like that nope no mine around here love nice to see

00:41:00some

00:41:00fresh faces but we haven't had any tourists around here since the mayor took down those giant dangling

00:41:07nuts on the way into town sorry i missed that oh look who the sheep dragged in if it isn't

00:41:18my favorite

00:41:19australian this is the worst job ever boss jubbering on about shrinks on barbies and tuts on balls

00:41:28and adding completely unnecessary vows to the end of perfectly good words

00:41:34and thus i'm absolutely sucked to dick of getting about a miss outfit that hasn't been washed in six months

00:41:43don't let the convict fashion get you down mr dazzer you're part of something far greater than

00:41:48yourself and you're not paid to complain found these idiots topside end in uniform oh come on boss

00:41:58we've been down here forever we just need a little vitamin d well i'll give you a little vitamin kick

00:42:04up the ass if you don't get back to work move go back to work come on

00:42:13now tell me about

00:42:18our new american neighbor

00:42:21will we flee home before we start tunneling under his land or

00:42:25do i have to pay him a little visit

00:42:30so what was the question do i was asking if i had to pay him a little visit sorry i

00:42:35zoned out for

00:42:35a second it's okay um a bit difficult to tell actually really yeah what's he like thoroughly

00:42:42decent chap as far as i'm concerned

00:43:04i reckon this will make your life a little easier do you want me to throw it up to you

00:43:08uh that's that's

00:43:09okay i'll come down you sure

00:43:15russell crow it's hot up here

00:43:18i thought i'd uh come and offer you an official welcome you wouldn't happen to have any nice refreshing

00:43:24cheese would you

00:43:36good stuff was that single origin i believe so it's magnificent

00:43:47you have some milk to wash it down sorry haven't been to the pub today

00:43:56so mr brandon brandon brandon no it's mr brandon mr brandon first may i offer my sincere

00:44:04condolences on the tragic death of your uncle match i mean people say he's dead but as he most

00:44:09surely is i mean the land around here claims so many it's a grueling life being a farmer and

00:44:16at the end your uncle was broken and bent double by enduring hardship and i would not be at all

00:44:22surprised if he just crawled off into the bush and lay down forever under his favorite tree

00:44:29you wouldn't happen to know where that is would you you are from san francisco from what i hear

00:44:33yeah san francisco my favorite of all the cities after christchurch and auckland and wellington and uh

00:44:43and queenstown and to farmers to north but you must miss it terribly oh sure i mean there's a few

00:44:54things i miss like sourdough bowls uh same day delivery medical marijuana sourdough bowls they take

00:45:03the bread and they hollow out the bread and put the clam chowder in the bread so you eat the

00:45:07soup

00:45:07and then you eat the bowl i mean it must be so hard being so far from home in a

00:45:17place that's so strange

00:45:18knowing that you stare down a fate as miserable as poor old mitch i mean still i mean you could

00:45:24always

00:45:25just sell up you know move back to the big smoke with a big fat slab of cash in your

00:45:30pocket but well

00:45:32actually the will that harry had me sign had a few surprise conditions in it harry the old bush lawyer

00:45:39yeah he's been quite the prick in my ointment too you know just let me know if you ever want

00:45:47to

00:45:47get together and eggers go sure in the meantime my sylvan soulmate my my my countrified companion

00:45:58tell me about these will problems

00:46:04don't let mom catch you making friends with that turd face zaron clegg or we won't be able to go

00:46:09out

00:46:09on a date tonight yeah and i gotta start locking that dog door that's not how i get in did

00:46:14you just

00:46:15say our date is tonight i'll help you pick an outfit it's an interesting new look i told you

00:46:35hey i'd tell you the specials but we don't have any esme do you ever sleep i need the wheel

00:46:43so drinks to stop yeah do you have a vegan water only tap and bottle tap i'll get both and

00:46:52wine

00:46:56so brendan what kind of romantic activities do you enjoy carl i'm sorry he watches too much tv

00:47:03no i mean i don't mind answering kim carl i uh let's see i enjoy fine dining uh three person

00:47:10multi-generational dates being interrogated on said dates is always a real pleasure what do you see

00:47:16as your biggest weakness sorry buddy i thought we agreed if i didn't leave you at home to kill

00:47:22yourself by accident you wouldn't be a weirdo so kim hmm i saw you moving your herd the other day

00:47:28oh yeah

00:47:29my cows all 144 of them wow that's a lot i mean i've always been a dog person so i

00:47:35guess that makes you a

00:47:36cow person a dairy farmer i'd say yeah i took over the farm when mom and dad retired cool you

00:47:45okay buddy

00:47:55you do realize that there's entire islands of plastic waste in the ocean right you know i would

00:48:01drink to tap and i'm sure the locals think it's lovely but if i'm be honest it tastes a little

00:48:06bit

00:48:06odd to me odd how sort of like it was fresh squeezed from satan's g-string odd what's a g

00:48:16-string i'll

00:48:16explain that a bit later in very little detail try this

00:48:31see you know i reckon you need to get your rain water tank checked mom radio what's going on come

00:48:35on

00:48:37when was the last time that you did a really big sorry about this do your thing when did you

00:48:42last do

00:48:42a big poo don't use that word at the dinner table well it's pretty obvious to me that none of

00:48:46the

00:48:46blokes at this table drink enough water come on you're coming with me let's go i'm not going to

00:48:51the ladies well you just have to sort it out by yourself then won't you well things are really stuck

00:48:55what do i do you're going to have to take me me i don't think that's a problem i've seen

00:49:05plumbers

00:49:06unblocked my sink before this isn't so different nice wood paneling how's it going in there buddy

00:49:16it came out halfway and then it stopped it's swinging all right all right coral can you see the water

00:49:23below you that's your target that's what you're aiming for there's hardly any water i don't get it

00:49:29either man in america we fill the toilet up to the brim your cheeks get a rinse when you sit

00:49:33down

00:49:33but an australian toilet i'm not gonna lie carl it's more like a shot glass at the bottom of a

00:49:38well and it does take a bit of marksmanship that's fine if your poops are coming out like 52 caliber

00:49:44slugs but honestly bro when i use a toilet it's like a sawed off shotgun went off in there i

00:49:51got a real

00:49:51wide spread hey you two have gone a while you okay baby yep all clear now as long as we

00:50:09never speak

00:50:09of this again sounds good to me carl hey mind if i go visit chef sure go on

00:50:24that's classified information that's between carl myself and that lady over there

00:50:36so can we start again yes what was that here try some of this vinegar dab it on wherever they

00:50:45got

00:50:46you god damn i didn't think car ants were real feels like a burning javelin in my neck don't

00:50:50worry it'll go numb in a minute what will my whole body it's mate you've really got to get this

00:50:54old rust

00:50:56fumigated vinegar's cheaper well not the end of the night i was hoping for but you know it's still

00:51:02nice to get out of the spider share house for a little while i guess oh that's the nicest thing

00:51:08that anyone said to me in years really yeah is this the bit where they put spit in each other's

00:51:15mouths oh hand me my glasses will you i probably should have been wearing them anyway

00:51:23yeah yeah i'm gonna take my boy and he's over active imagination home all right that's probably a

00:51:29good idea by the way chef great cooking tonight that sweet and sour dish was it was something

00:51:40well terrific date everybody we should invite more people next time

00:52:00peter jackson

00:52:07iris iris what was all that bloody noise about we're supposed to be doing a secret operation we've hit

00:52:15some kind of obstacle sir probably just more dinosaur bones had to do a little blasting well blast quietly

00:52:45hey d hey did you hear any loud noises outside last night can't say i did but mrs d and

00:52:52i were up

00:52:52celebrating our 40th anniversary 40 years how old are you d ah you know what they say a hard life

00:53:00in

00:53:00the sun keeps you looking young no i don't think anyone's ever said that actually like ever huh

00:53:07anyway it's forecast to be extra hot this week so make sure you water those trees will do thanks d

00:53:31we could put him to work with the others i don't know it's a bit weird this one

00:53:40uh mr boss man one of those funny farmer fellas have fallen in the tunnels again

00:53:46how on god's earth does this keep happening you told us to dig near the surface sir please don't

00:53:51twist my words yeah see i wasn't twisting them that time oh my god why is this so hard well

00:53:56i actually

00:53:57just want to know what's that huge but no words no words no words you'll be lost without me sir

00:54:12all right

00:54:44so that's what that terrible noise was

00:54:50one all

00:55:20all right

00:55:23all right

00:55:25all right

00:55:44brendan brandon pulls into the lead

00:55:51oh

00:55:59oh please don't be mitch

00:56:05this is definitely not vegan water

00:56:08oh

00:56:11i think i just came over looking for some fencing wire hey kim

00:56:16poor blighter thanks yeah it's been a hell of a day i was talking about the duck oh strange it

00:56:22even got

00:56:22in there you know you're gonna need to get that tank empty sterilized refilled

00:56:27uh why does farming have to be so much work well lucky this one's a job for the experts you

00:56:32know i'm just

00:56:33gonna take this man i'll get her to bring over a vacuum and some cleaning tools

00:56:36esme is the tank person as well uh-huh no she doesn't have much choice does she ever since she

00:56:42sold

00:56:42a heart they're burning in them and didn't have the oxygen here and not a glass of money to film

00:56:47yeah that's xroid doesn't seem very farmer ish to me and it's not one to no one who's not one

00:56:53Well, he never was one. He's just an easy gas money salesman.

00:56:58So no wonder my water tasted like ass. It had actual ass in it. Low-flying duck's ass.

00:57:06You think that's a saying, don't you?

00:57:07I learned it at the pub. It's just it's not flying very high, so it's like really hungry.

00:57:13I mean, I'm hungry.

00:57:17Sir, we have movement detected in the main tunnel.

00:57:21You better not be more deserters.

00:57:27Hey, guys. We're looking for Sydney.

00:57:30No, idiot. That tunnel is just pipe gas back home to New Zealand.

00:57:35It's not a sightseeing hike for dilly-dallying tourists. It's back the way you came.

00:57:40Ah, not many sights, bro. It's just darkness longer than Mortier.

00:57:44It was the cheapest way to get to Australia.

00:57:46Why would you want to come to Australia? It's full of Australians.

00:57:50They have bad beer. They malign all the great New Zealanders.

00:57:55Don't even get me started on the whole bad motor thing.

00:58:01Um, sir?

00:58:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

00:58:04oh, God, don't leave the hatch open during the day.

00:58:07You're going to ruin everything, you triters.

00:58:09I'm real sorry about this, Cape Ranchet, but it's only going to hurt for a second.

00:58:24Sergeant Blake.

00:58:26How are you?

00:58:27Hands where I can see him.

00:58:29Oh, hey.

00:58:30Listen, I appreciate your unique brand of hospitality, but I'm settling in just fine, thanks.

00:58:36It's your mail.

00:58:37It's a little prank.

00:58:40Oh.

00:58:41Delivering the mail?

00:58:42Well, it is my job.

00:58:45Oh, great.

00:58:46This must be my snake repellent.

00:58:48What do you know about the disappearance of Farmer D?

00:58:50Wait, which job are you now?

00:58:51Don't play dumb with me, Mr. Brandon.

00:58:54Did you say D's missing?

00:58:55What do you know about it?

00:58:56Because you look real suspicious to me.

00:58:58Actually, I think you should come down to the station.

00:59:01We need to have a chat.

00:59:03And, uh, newsflash, you're under arrest.

00:59:07But I'm an American citizen, so you haven't read me my Miranda rights.

00:59:11Plus, I get one phone call.

00:59:13Okay.

00:59:15Well, you call this Miranda chick, and then come and find me when you're ready.

00:59:21I'll be over here, sorting letters.

00:59:25Sure.

00:59:35Even if she did arrest somebody, where would they sit?

00:59:38I don't suspect she's ever had that problem.

00:59:48Did she just litter?

00:59:52First Mitch, now Farmer D?

00:59:54I mean, something's going on around here, Harry.

00:59:56Do you think maybe Mitch was on to something?

00:59:58He wouldn't tell me what his latest project was until he had all the pieces in place.

01:00:03I wouldn't give it much stock.

01:00:07Mitch was a secretive bugger.

01:00:09Had all kinds of working theories.

01:00:12You know what they say.

01:00:14Crazy in the head.

01:00:16Crazy in the bed.

01:00:19Speaking of which, Esme told me that when Kim picked up her bread and milk,

01:00:24she also bought a couple of packets of condom.

01:00:26Two packs?

01:00:28One medium, and small.

01:00:35I'll see you at the weigh-in.

01:00:39All right, Harry.

01:00:44Who are the mediums for?

01:00:54Hey, you go enjoy your sleepover, buddy.

01:00:57You have some fun, okay?

01:00:59Hey.

01:01:01Thank you for trying to help me fix the fences this hour, though.

01:01:06The cows will be fine, Mum.

01:01:08Go on, run along.

01:01:09I'm going to take a look around before it gets dark.

01:01:12Mum.

01:01:13Yeah?

01:01:14Studies show it's important to decompress at the end of a stressful day.

01:01:20Why don't you go and have a play-doh with Brendan?

01:01:23He's not like anyone else around here, is he?

01:01:26He's cool.

01:01:27The only single guy in a 50-day radio.

01:01:30Just be safe, okay?

01:01:32I like being our only child.

01:01:35Carl.

01:01:37Honestly, you...

01:01:39Things that come out of your mouth.

01:01:49Hey there.

01:01:50Hey.

01:01:51It's been a rough day.

01:01:52My cows have broken through an old fence, buggered off somewhere.

01:01:56Well, I could help you round them up.

01:01:57I've been practicing with Mitch's whip, and I'm kind of a natural.

01:02:00Ah.

01:02:01I'd rather keep my eyeballs where I can see them.

01:02:04Huh.

01:02:04No, I think at this time of day, it's just a good idea to have a drink.

01:02:07So I've got this first, and, um...

01:02:10Well, Kim, harvest is tomorrow.

01:02:14Yeah, yeah.

01:02:15But that does look like a pretty nice box of wine.

01:02:19Come on in.

01:02:21I'll be there in a second.

01:02:27Oi!

01:02:28Calm down!

01:02:30Calm down!

01:02:41Enjoy your naughty wrestling while you can.

01:02:44Because you won't be making your 20 tons, Mr. Brendan Brindle.

01:02:48Brandon...

01:02:49Brendan...

01:02:49Brandon, wouldn't it be known as...

01:02:51Mmm.

01:02:54Mmm.

01:02:55Soon, Mitch's farm is gonna be nice and empty.

01:03:13Good morning.

01:03:15Oh.

01:03:16Hi.

01:03:18Mmm.

01:03:18Could we not mention this to Carl?

01:03:20Because I just know he's...

01:03:21Kim, I know what you're gonna say.

01:03:22He'll take all the credit.

01:03:24That wouldn't be fair.

01:03:26What's this?

01:03:27Family hangover recipe passed down from my great-grandfather.

01:03:30God.

01:03:31Does this stuff even work?

01:03:33Nah.

01:03:33Seriously, Kim.

01:03:34Your country drinks wine out of a bag that comes inside of a box,

01:03:38and you don't have a solution for this?

01:03:40Oh, we do.

01:03:41It's called Harden Up Princess.

01:03:50Good luck today.

01:03:52I'd love to stay and help,

01:03:53but I've got to go and get my cows out of Zoran's land.

01:03:56I'll probably milk some to death.

01:03:58Okay.

01:03:59See you later.

01:04:00Alright.

01:04:01Okay, bye.

01:04:06Oh.

01:04:09Why?

01:04:10Did I do this to myself on Harvest Day?

01:04:13We've got a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of work to do.

01:04:18Forget about women when you want or can.

01:04:24Today you're working for the man.

01:04:35I'm picking them up.

01:04:38I'm laying them down.

01:04:41I'm laying them down.

01:04:42I'm laying them down.

01:04:42Go.

01:04:43Move along now.

01:04:46I'm going to pull to the left.

01:04:50He's leaving the right.

01:04:52I want to kill them.

01:04:55But it wouldn't be right.

01:04:57I'm working for the man.

01:05:00I'm working for the man.

01:05:03I'm going to let them stand.

01:05:06I'm working for the man.

01:05:08I'm working for the man.

01:05:09Oh.

01:05:16Pick up the beat.

01:05:18Got a deadline to meet.

01:05:20Black, black, black, black.

01:05:21I'm going to say.

01:05:24Make it on time.

01:05:27You don't relax.

01:05:30I want to help over that, like that.

01:05:32I want to save you forever

01:05:44Iris, what's the progress on the, uh...

01:05:48Oh, my God.

01:05:49Are these the nuts?

01:05:50Yes.

01:05:51Well, they can't be that hard to open.

01:05:53Oh, well, they're... difficult.

01:05:55Come on, it's a bloody nut, Howard.

01:05:57You squashed it.

01:05:59Oh, my God.

01:05:59That's kind of great.

01:06:00Come on, what have we got here?

01:06:01Yes, maybe it's easy to cut the things.

01:06:03Oh, careful, sir.

01:06:04I'm fine.

01:06:04I did a knife skills class with Peter Gordon.

01:06:06Ow.

01:06:08Oh, yes.

01:06:10Yes, yes.

01:06:12Oh, give it to me.

01:06:17Oh.

01:06:18That is the second worst thing I have ever put in my mouth.

01:06:24This is a stupid sport.

01:06:26What's the progress on the prototype frag droid?

01:06:29It should be reaching the midpoint of Mitch's farm.

01:06:31Oh, sweet.

01:06:33We go vertical, neck mount, motherlite.

01:06:38Oh.

01:06:39Oh.

01:06:53Looks like a pretty good load of nuts to me.

01:06:58It's a plethora of nuts.

01:07:00A veritable profusion of nuts, I would submit.

01:07:05I'll settle for sufficient.

01:07:08Mr. Brendan.

01:07:09It's Brendan.

01:07:09Never mind.

01:07:10What's the weight?

01:07:11Your harvest come in just a bees dick short of 20 tons.

01:07:14Sorry, I'm new to metric system.

01:07:16Where do bees dicks fit in?

01:07:19Look, just take it to the front office and we'll get you sorted.

01:07:2712 kilos under.

01:07:29Is there any wiggle room in this?

01:07:31I'm very sorry, Brendan.

01:07:32I helped Mitch draft up his will before I knew you.

01:07:36And if you failed, we expected you to fail in a really big way.

01:07:41Not by just 12 kilograms.

01:07:45I work so freaking hard.

01:07:48Can we round up?

01:07:50Or give me another chance.

01:07:51I can do better.

01:07:52Any wiggle room I gave you would not stand up in court.

01:07:55And your awful cousin Craig would surely contest it and win.

01:08:02I'm so sorry.

01:08:03I really am.

01:08:06So that's it.

01:08:07I get nothing.

01:08:10Not even a tip.

01:08:11Which, by the way, in my country is customary when you appreciate someone's all-out effort.

01:08:16Every dollar from this crop has to be put back into the farm to keep it operating.

01:08:21That was the point of the 20-ton minimum.

01:08:24Well, can I at least have enough to fly back to the States?

01:08:28Put me down as farm equipment or an export.

01:08:31You can have all the frequent flyer points that Mitch and I were saving up,

01:08:35and that should be enough for a flight with maybe some left over.

01:08:39What am I going to do with extra frequent flyer points?

01:08:42I don't know.

01:08:42Maybe trade them for your imaginary coins.

01:08:45Or whatever they are.

01:08:51Good luck.

01:08:52Good luck.

01:09:29How much were you short by?

01:09:35Well, there was something about a bee with a 12 kilogram dick.

01:09:40How would such a thing get off the ground?

01:09:43Even if it did, it would break every flower it landed on.

01:09:46Probably get kicked out of the hive.

01:09:49The queen would be sorry to see him go.

01:09:51Might as well drink this.

01:09:53No.

01:09:55I actually thought I was doing a pretty good job here.

01:09:58I thought all this was going to be mine.

01:10:01I'm really sorry, Brendan.

01:10:04You know, you're going to work something out.

01:10:06You will.

01:10:07Kim, this was me working things out.

01:10:09And look where that's ended up.

01:10:10I'm going to go home in worse shape than I arrived.

01:10:15You're going back to San Francisco.

01:10:17Well, it's clear that I'm no farmer.

01:10:19And I never will be.

01:10:21I mean, the only thing I was ever good at was guessing crypto.

01:10:23Until I wasn't.

01:10:26Carl would be disappointed to hear that.

01:10:29Kim, I didn't...

01:10:30No, no, it's fine.

01:10:31I mean, it's...

01:10:32It's not like we promised each other anything.

01:10:34I mean, well, one day and a, you know, half-decent wine-fueled route.

01:10:39And what's that?

01:10:41You...

01:10:43You thought it was half-decent?

01:10:44I thought it was wine-fueled.

01:10:48Let's not drag this out, yeah?

01:10:49I've got a lot to do, so...

01:10:52I'll see you around.

01:10:55You said decent also before the part after that.

01:11:31I'll see you around.

01:11:59I'll see you around.

01:12:07Man, I thought we were getting along.

01:12:10I fed you and I watered you.

01:12:13And you couldn't give me 12 more lousy kilos?

01:12:17I'm talking to you, John F. Kennetree.

01:12:20And you, macadamia winehouse.

01:12:23And you.

01:12:24You broke my heart, Lee, for Sutherland.

01:12:48Where were you guys when I needed you?

01:12:50You broke my heart.

01:13:16You broke my heart.

01:13:31I don't know.

01:13:56Hopefully Mother Nature will water the trees for me while I continue my search.

01:14:04Breaking Dawn at suspect site.

01:14:08Appears to be a bunch of soil test holes.

01:14:11Something is a foot under foot.

01:14:23Hey, it's Kim.

01:14:24I'm probably milking cows right now, so leave a message.

01:14:27Hi, Kim.

01:14:29Listen, I'm sorry about before.

01:14:30I know I've been a real low-flying duck's ass lately.

01:14:33I don't even know what I was trying to say, but listen, I think I've discovered something.

01:14:46March 15, G8.

01:14:49The entrance has to be around here somewhere.

01:14:53Entrance?

01:14:55Entrance to what?

01:14:56Trust me, cubs.

01:14:57I know volcanoes.

01:14:58I doubt you've even been to a volcano.

01:15:06Mr. Click, Boss Mundo.

01:15:08I can't be sure, but I think we're being spotted coming out of the hatch.

01:15:12How many times do I have to tell you, Elliot, to keep that hatch closed during the day?

01:15:17And once it were all, volcanoes do not have arseholes.

01:15:26Kim, Kim, Kim, I'm so glad that you called me.

01:15:29I think I'm being two-point-miners.

01:15:31You mean underage kids?

01:15:32Not children, you know.

01:15:33That's what?

01:15:34Dick, Paulson, stop, stop.

01:15:37Kim, could you hear me?

01:15:39Oh, shit.

01:15:41Hey, it's Kim.

01:15:41I'm probably milking cows right now, so leave a message.

01:15:44Kim, I'm coming.

01:15:45I just, I don't know where you are.

01:15:51More stupid, bloody coordinates to cross off the list.

01:15:53Moro, I'll move on to G7.

01:15:56G7.

01:16:00G7, part one.

01:16:16You look like a big man.

01:16:17What is the pain?

01:16:21More voices detected directly below.

01:16:23Getting dark will have to continue in G7 tomorrow.

01:16:29G7.

01:16:30What?

01:16:34G7.

01:16:40Where are you, Kim?

01:16:45So that's north.

01:16:56Oh, that tastes like socks and carpet.

01:17:04Which idiot put oat milk in the fridge?

01:17:14Harry, listen, I don't know if I'm going to need a policewoman or a lawyer.

01:17:19What?

01:17:21No, I'm not planning a stag party.

01:17:23Get over here.

01:17:24I'm in the woods behind this place.

01:17:42Just waiting in penetration at the reserve within five minutes, sir.

01:17:46Excellent, Iris.

01:17:49Soon, our beloved New Zealand will have enough gas to power her flat screens deep into the night.

01:17:58Let's fuck this joint!

01:18:01Sorry about this, miss, but it'll be good to have an experience to eat.

01:18:08Oh, wow. That might have been a bit much.

01:18:11Brendan!

01:18:12Ken, I thought I was gonna have to kiss Deez Nuts goodbye.

01:18:15Boy, Deez Nuts ain't going anywhere, my friend.

01:18:19My guy, you're Mitch.

01:18:21Are you from the CIA?

01:18:23No, I'm Brendan Brandon, your know-nothing nephew.

01:18:25I follow the clues you left.

01:18:27Well, did you hate to follow them so slowly?

01:18:29I'll be going out of my mind down here.

01:18:31And my back's killing me!

01:18:33Brendan, you need to get the keys.

01:18:35Sure. Wait, what?

01:18:37You're Strawberry John. How was New Zealand?

01:18:39Did you go inside that giant inflatable ball where they push you downhill,

01:18:42you know, and then you gotta kinda steer while you're in it?

01:18:45I'm dying to do that thing.

01:18:46Oh, I think you might have me confused with someone else.

01:18:49Some avocado, John.

01:18:50No, you're not.

01:18:51You know you're not allowed to pick your own nickname, Strawberry.

01:18:54That's true, actually.

01:18:55Brendan, the keys!

01:18:57Yeah, okay, right.

01:18:59Kimmy, by the way, I'm sorry about what I said.

01:19:01I don't wanna go.

01:19:02Maybe I can drive Esme's taxi on our free nights.

01:19:04We can talk about it later, okay?

01:19:05You've got to stop Zoran.

01:19:06He's about to dump a load of chemicals into the aquifer.

01:19:09If he does, all these farms are gonna be ruined.

01:19:11Got it!

01:19:12Mitch!

01:19:13Yes.

01:19:15Okay, go.

01:19:15We're gonna be fine.

01:19:16Go, go get Zoran.

01:19:17Go!

01:19:18No, no, no, no, not now.

01:19:20Not now.

01:19:21Not now.

01:19:23Ow!

01:19:24Clouded house!

01:19:25Oh, come on, Satan.

01:19:28We're so close, I can almost smell the gas.

01:19:32Zoran!

01:19:33You cheese-eating bastard!

01:19:35Stop whatever crazy shit you're doing right now!

01:19:38And you're too late.

01:19:39You take one step closer, and I will push this button.

01:19:42Not yet, sir.

01:19:43Twenty seconds to go.

01:19:46You couldn't keep that to yourself?

01:19:50Ah!

01:19:52Ah!

01:19:56Ah!

01:19:57Ah!

01:19:57Come on, Mitch.

01:20:01Ah!

01:20:02Ah!

01:20:04Ah!

01:20:07Ah!

01:20:08Ah!

01:20:10Oh!

01:20:13What are we doing?

01:20:15You two sort yourselves out?

01:20:21Iris! Iris! Come on, that's the longest ten seconds ever!

01:20:26Sorry, just a little firmware update.

01:20:34Get the rematch!

01:20:49No, not a blackout!

01:21:20Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, hurry up, hurry up, step back, up the ladder!

01:21:27Sam!

01:21:35Looking for these, milk breath?

01:21:40Oh, you son of a hippie!

01:21:52Sweet ass.

01:21:53I did make my quota! Use thieving, low-flying duck tass!

01:21:59Suck my nutsack, Zora!

01:22:02Brandon, come on, we gotta go!

01:22:09You cowardice Iris brings a shadow of shame upon the long white cloud!

01:22:15Let's go home, cuz.

01:22:19Our duel is not yet finished!

01:22:22Come back down and face me!

01:22:26Hey!

01:22:28Seth!

01:22:30Come with us!

01:22:31Please!

01:22:32You and I can start again!

01:22:34In a less hostile country!

01:22:36Really, we have one small setback and you're gonna walk out the door!

01:22:41God!

01:22:41If you leave Iris, we will never steal together again!

01:22:46Zoran!

01:22:47Hey, even though no one likes you up here, you should probably get out of there!

01:22:51I don't face some kangaroo court!

01:22:55No!

01:22:56Thank you!

01:22:58Iris!

01:23:02You make me sick to my four stomachs!

01:23:15Are you okay?

01:23:16I didn't fail!

01:23:17I didn't fail!

01:23:19What?

01:23:19Is Harry here?

01:23:20Harry!

01:23:21Sack!

01:23:22Check my sack!

01:23:23It must be at least 12 kilos!

01:23:25Mitch!

01:23:27You're alive!

01:23:29Oh, thank God!

01:23:31Oh, Harry, my darling!

01:23:32I thought I'd never see you again!

01:23:36So do you still think all my theories are crazy?

01:23:40I'm just happy that you're okay.

01:23:42Okay and desperately in need of a shower.

01:23:50Oh, young love.

01:24:00I'm very proud of you, Brendan.

01:24:02Thanks for bringing him home.

01:24:04Well, you're welcome, Harry.

01:24:05Aside from saving me from being a mole person, Harry tells me you've shown some real grit, Brendan.

01:24:11Family farm is yours, if you still want it.

01:24:15I'd like that a lot.

01:24:16I mean, it's hard work, but weirdly, I think I really like being a farmer.

01:24:24But you're still alive, Mitch.

01:24:26I mean, what are you gonna do?

01:24:28I realize down there what's important, and I've no time to waste.

01:24:31Harry and I are going traveling, and if we still like each other after that, maybe we'll get married.

01:24:37Maybe I'm not too old to make that mistake again, but I will need a better proposal than that.

01:24:43By the way, Uncle Mitch, for what it's worth, I promise to make ongoing attempts to not let you down

01:24:47completely.

01:24:49Might have to come by and teach you a thing or two about farming before we leave, though.

01:24:54Yeah, that didn't go too well.

01:24:57Say, Uncle Mitch, what's with that freaky chicken of yours?

01:25:00That's where I hide my crypto wallet.

01:25:02I've been following your blog for years, and I have a very nice nest egg to show for it.

01:25:06Lucky I went missing before you started pushing Digido.

01:25:10Son of a gun.

01:25:20So, does that mean that you might be sticking around a bit longer?

01:25:24It does look that way, ma'am.

01:25:29Next, we'll have to sort out your visa.

01:25:32A lot easier if you two were married.

01:25:36Tell me all the things you would change

01:25:40I don't pretend to know what you want

01:25:44When you come around and spend my talk

01:25:47Time and again, time and again

01:25:51No fire where I lit my spark

01:25:57I am not afraid of the dark

01:26:00Will your words devour my heart

01:26:04And put me to shame

01:26:06Put me to shame

01:26:08When your seven worlds collide

01:26:13Whenever I am by your side

01:26:16Then dust from a distant sun

01:26:20Will shower over everyone

01:26:32You're still so young to travel so far

01:26:36Old enough to know who you are

01:26:40Wise enough to carry the scars

01:26:43Without any blame

01:26:45There's no one to blame

01:26:47It's easy to forget what you learned

01:26:51It's easy to forget what you learned

01:26:53Waiting for the thrill to return

01:26:56Feeling your desire burn

01:27:00And drum to the plane

01:27:02And your seven worlds collide

01:27:06Whenever I am by your side

01:27:11Dust from a distant sun

01:27:14Dust from a distant sun

01:27:16Shower over everyone

01:27:19Dust from a distant sun

01:27:22Dust from a distant sun

01:27:23Dust from a distant sun

01:27:25Dust from a distant sun

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