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Join Khloé Kardashian each week for intimate conversations with the people who inspire her the most. Each episode dives deep into relatable and thought-provoking topics, offering a mix of humor, insight, and real-life stories. Whether it’s about navigating life’s challenges, celebrating triumphs, or finding humor in the everyday, this series delivers the kind of real talk that stays with you long after you’ve listened.
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Join Khloé Kardashian each week for intimate conversations with the people who inspire her the most. Each episode dives deep into relatable and thought-provoking topics, offering a mix of humor, insight, and real-life stories. Whether it’s about navigating life’s challenges, celebrating triumphs, or finding humor in the everyday, this series delivers the kind of real talk that stays with you long after you’ve listened.
New episodes drop every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts.
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00:00Kris Jenner.
00:01This is an important subject.
00:03All the people that he's...
00:04You can't expose people.
00:05No mom.
00:06I mean, no mom.
00:07Oh my gosh.
00:08No mom.
00:08When you start acting like my mom.
00:10The headline was that I hate my facelift.
00:12What's up with Kris Jenner?
00:13We heard she was furious with Stephen Levine.
00:15The media build you up just to knock you down.
00:19Them.
00:20Them.
00:21Them.
00:22Them.
00:22Them.
00:24Yeah.
00:24I ran into Oprah.
00:26Name drop over here.
00:27Dinosaurs are really dragons.
00:30Feelings.
00:30Did anybody else understand what she just said?
00:32Yeah.
00:33Okay, good.
00:34Wedding bells with you and Kori.
00:35You're sexy.
00:36You're outgoing.
00:38You're so smart.
00:39What's happening here?
00:40What if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs the bike, nobody will
00:43know where I am, throws me in the back of a van and takes off?
00:47That's crazy.
00:52Oh my gosh.
00:53You turned into a goat.
00:54I know.
00:56Thanks, Chloe.
01:00Thank you so much for my little surprise in my car today.
01:04Did you get the smoothie?
01:06Did you get the...
01:08No.
01:08Was that not from you?
01:10Who else would it be from?
01:11You didn't leave anything in my car today on my dashboard?
01:14Was it Chanel?
01:15No.
01:16No.
01:16On your dashboard.
01:17I posted about it because I thought it was from you.
01:19It's not from you?
01:21Jesus?
01:22Baby Jesus?
01:23That's got to be Paxi.
01:25Paxi wasn't at my house today.
01:27Did one of you guys leave a baby Jesus on my car today?
01:29That is probably...
01:30Remember when I went into your house?
01:32Yes.
01:32And you had all the Jesuses?
01:34How could I forget?
01:34It's a whole episode.
01:36People are writing me about baby Jesus from all over the world.
01:39It's not that you really do it.
01:40Look, I'll show you.
01:41I know, but who do you think that's from?
01:44It's probably from Jesus.
01:46So look, I said...
01:47I just got in the car.
01:48I'm late for my podcast recording, and let me show you what is in my car.
01:53Okay, I'm going to show you.
01:55And I said, thank you, Mommy.
01:56It's the little Jesus sitting on my dashboard.
01:59My Mommy left this on my dashboard.
02:01I swear to you.
02:03I swear on Jesus.
02:04I did not leave that for you.
02:06Did any of you guys do that?
02:08That's crazy.
02:09How would that be there?
02:11Who would do that?
02:12That's so nice.
02:13What is the sign?
02:14What does that mean?
02:15The sign means that somebody is watching over you and protecting you, and they're just saying,
02:19hey, I've got this.
02:20I know, I just thought it was you.
02:20And you were going to the hospital.
02:22So how crazy is that?
02:23And I wasn't going to the hospital for me.
02:25I was going for Amari.
02:27Right, but still, that's just protection and angels and all of it.
02:31That is crazy.
02:32None of you guys really did that.
02:34I did not do it.
02:35I was at Erewhon, and I was...
02:37It's Erewhon.
02:38Erewhon.
02:39Well, I have my own smoothie now for Mother's Day.
02:42The way you bullied yourself into that is crazy.
02:46Do you know that this is a very competitive family, and I loved Courtney's.
02:51I loved Kendall's.
02:53I loved Haley's.
02:54And I needed my own smoothie.
02:56I need to get to be a part of this.
02:58Yeah.
02:59No, no, no.
02:59You definitely...
03:01It's so pretty.
03:02It's blueberries and strawberries, and it's edible flowers on top for Mother's Day.
03:08It looks like a little bouquet, and it's really good.
03:12Wait, is that why you said that you left a smoothie in my car instead of the Jesus?
03:16I thought maybe somebody else put one of the new smoothies in your car, and I thought,
03:20oh, you're welcome.
03:20That would be nice.
03:21I like the baby Jesus better.
03:23So Coachella just passed.
03:26I know.
03:26What are your feelings about Coachella?
03:28I wanted to go to Coachella because I wanted to see Justin so badly, and he's been leading
03:34up to this and talking about it and really excited about it.
03:38I'm just so happy the way that it all turned out for him.
03:42That made me so happy because I really want him to win, and he's so talented and so lovely
03:48and so kind and such a...
03:50He's like part of our family, and you want that person to have everyone else see what
03:56we all see.
03:57Yeah.
03:57And he wanted it so badly, I'm sure, and, you know, that...
04:01Well, he's given his entire life to this.
04:03Life to this.
04:03And it was fantastic.
04:06We were out of town.
04:07Well, I was gone for the first one.
04:10The first weekend was True's birthday weekend.
04:13Oh, yeah.
04:14So I was here.
04:15So you were with me.
04:15It's probably the first year ever that I've had FOMO from Coachella because I genuinely
04:21could care less.
04:22I would have loved to have been there for that.
04:24But I've never had any Coachella where all the sisters are there.
04:28I was the only one not there.
04:29That's the first time we've all been there at the same time, or they have all.
04:33Normally, it's like two or three.
04:35Yeah.
04:36And then for Justin to perform, like someone that we've known forever.
04:39It was an amazing night for him.
04:41So much.
04:42I know.
04:43Two great weekends.
04:44Everybody is so proud of him, and he did such a great job.
04:47And then the second weekend, I was out of the country, and I watched it, you know, the
04:51next day with Billie Eilish.
04:54And I thought that was the cutest.
04:57That, I mean, I was just, my cheeks hurt from smiling.
05:02It was so cute.
05:03It's like if you go on TikTok and you see, like, girls are, like, live streaming themselves
05:08watching the live stream, and people don't realize it's Billie, and they're like, I'm
05:14so pissed.
05:14I should be that girl.
05:16What fan is this?
05:17Like, they're, like, angry.
05:19Oh, they didn't know.
05:20Then when they see it's Billie, everyone's attitude and tone changes.
05:24They're like, Billie!
05:25And they're screaming, and they're so happy for her.
05:27And her reaction, like, her not being able to stand, her smiling from ear to ear, it
05:33was so cute and relatable.
05:36It was really cute.
05:38I wish I would have been there for that.
05:39And I wouldn't have minded seeing Madonna come out.
05:43That was so great.
05:44With Sabrina.
05:45Mm-hmm.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Can you imagine thinking you're going to the Sabrina performance, which is remarkable
05:51and so exciting and a privilege, and then having Madonna come out?
05:56Well, that's why Coachella is what it is.
05:59They always bring out something major, something incredible, and you think Weekend 1 is like,
06:04oh, this is it.
06:05They always do something great for Weekend 2 as well.
06:08Well, I don't know how they're topping this for next year.
06:11What are some shows that you're into you're always telling me about some new show?
06:16Friends and Neighbors right now.
06:17Okay.
06:18I'm into that.
06:18I just, oh my gosh, Chloe, yesterday I was on a flight, and it was an eight and a
06:26half hour flight, so I needed things to do and stuff to watch.
06:29I watched the Luther Vandross documentary.
06:34Mm-hmm.
06:34I laughed.
06:35I cried.
06:36Is this old?
06:37I sang along.
06:38Well, it said on, I mean, I just heard about it because I follow his Instagram, even though,
06:46you know, his-
06:46R.I.P.
06:47Well, I-
06:48He's been gone for like over-
06:50No, earmuffs.
06:52Do not tell me that.
06:53But like, did he's- I think he was gone before Instagram was a thing.
06:58Yeah.
06:58So after-
06:59But he has, somebody is running his brand's Instagram, and it's really great.
07:04Good for him.
07:05And I love it because it brings back all the old memories and the songs, and you learn
07:09stuff about him, and I'm just kind of obsessed with him.
07:13And I watched this documentary-
07:15Cher at the Grammys, St. Luther Vandross, was crazy.
07:19Yeah.
07:19Do you remember that when she opened up the ticket?
07:21The song is called that, but she said that's who won the Grammy.
07:26What?
07:26Never mind.
07:27Never mind.
07:28That's fine.
07:29Did anybody else understand what she just said?
07:31Yeah.
07:31Okay, good.
07:32But anyway, I really enjoyed that.
07:34So I watched that.
07:36I'm watching Imperfect Women with Kerry Washington, so I adore her, and that was really good.
07:44There's so many shows.
07:45It's crazy.
07:47There's a lot right now.
07:48So I get really excited.
07:50And of course, 2020, every Friday night.
07:52And Dateline.
07:53Dateline, yeah.
07:54Just all the murder shows.
07:55A girl, her name's Ashley Flowers, and she has the number one true crime podcast.
08:02She said Dateline is for beginners, because there's a conclusion at the end.
08:09She deals with cold case files she's helped solve.
08:12Her company has helped solve over 20 cold cases, and she does this podcast with her best friend.
08:19You have to give me the info so I can listen to it.
08:22Oh my God, but just the things we were talking about, we could have gone on.
08:27And I was getting worked up.
08:28Like, I had so many thoughts in my head.
08:30I was like, what about this case?
08:31And what about that case?
08:32And we were just jumping around.
08:33It was really fun.
08:35I am really into 2020 right now.
08:38Why?
08:38Like, I feel like, I don't know, they've really stepped it up and elevated the crime stories that they choose
08:45to tell.
08:46And it really...
08:47Gets you going?
08:48Yeah.
08:49But it also, like, changes my behavior.
08:55Like, I will do things more carefully sometimes.
08:57So you become more paranoid.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Basically, I was on vacation, and I felt like taking the bicycle out in front of the villa and riding
09:06down to the restaurant.
09:07And I thought, no, because what if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs the
09:12bike, nobody will know where I am, throws me in the back of a van and takes off.
09:15A van on a small island.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Well, I don't know.
09:20That's where my head goes.
09:21Got it.
09:22So I've got to just, you know, try not to get too carried away with my own little scenarios.
09:27And I'm developing my own show in my head.
09:29But I'm just always thinking.
09:31So I have a lot of security right now.
09:34I know you do.
09:34So I won't, you know.
09:35My mom won't go on a walk in the neighborhood without security following her in a vehicle in case someone
09:42tries to snatch her.
09:43Yeah.
09:44That's crazy.
09:45I know.
09:46But I'm still here.
09:49Thank God.
09:50I'm still here.
09:51Thank God.
09:52What time do you go to sleep on an average?
09:54I've been better.
09:55Well, don't lie.
09:56Just say the truth.
09:57Okay, nine.
09:58That's good.
09:59Yeah.
10:00I don't think that's accurate.
10:00Used to be earlier.
10:01It's accurate.
10:02I went to bed last night at 930, woke up at 430.
10:06Well, you're on, you're jet lagged.
10:07You're on a different time zone on an average.
10:11Nine o'clock.
10:12I've been doing nine o'clock.
10:13Okay.
10:14That's great.
10:15You used to go to bed like at seven.
10:17Listen, I feel really good about myself right now.
10:21And I think that the peptides.
10:22I'm not going to hurt this.
10:23No, the peptides, the supplements, the way I take care of myself and the sleep I try to get.
10:30And I specifically say to myself, okay, this is how many hours I want to get tonight because this is
10:35what I have to do tomorrow.
10:36Sleep is the only thing that's going to really repair your body, recover your body, your cell turnover, all of
10:42that sleep is.
10:43The cell turnover.
10:44Sleep is a non-negotiable.
10:46No, it's really important.
10:47And you know what else I discovered in this last couple weeks?
10:51What?
10:51Of bouncing around.
10:53The more firm the mattress, the better I sleep.
10:57I know I'm like, this is an important subject.
10:59Which is great, but you can't go into other people's homes and say, you need a firmer mattress.
11:05No, no, no.
11:06I was inspired.
11:06I'd be walking over to my house and saying, are you sure you're comfortable on that mattress?
11:12Yes.
11:12I love my bed.
11:14My bed is my sanctuary.
11:16Is it hard or soft or medium?
11:17Medium, but you freak out.
11:19This is like Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
11:22Yeah.
11:23But everyone's allowed to like different things.
11:25Mine is like a memory foam.
11:27But okay, this is what I just discovered.
11:29Boy.
11:30I want to try a memory foam mattress, the firmest that it can be, but I'm going to put it
11:35in a guest room to make sure I really like it before I invest in making like a handmade one
11:42for the big bed.
11:44My handmaid.
11:45My mattress is custom size and it's like the geriatric.
11:51Like it has a remote.
11:53I want that.
11:54Let me tell you something.
11:55At first when they were like, do you want this option?
11:57I was like, well, what if I don't use it?
11:59And they're like, you'll never tell.
12:00Like, so just get it because it was a few hundred dollars more.
12:03I was like, fine, because you cannot use it and it's the flat mattress.
12:09Mom, I will never in my life not have that mattress.
12:14Oh, wow.
12:15I watch TV.
12:16But you can put any mattress on it.
12:18It doesn't have to be.
12:19Okay.
12:19I'm watching TV.
12:21I'm positioned up.
12:22It does your legs.
12:22If you want your legs up.
12:24Wow, bougie.
12:24It is the bougiest thing ever.
12:27I'm going to get that.
12:28And it vibrates at night.
12:30True and Tatum, all they do, they say, put on the shaking and it like shakes them to sleep.
12:36It's amazing.
12:36It shakes you to sleep.
12:38Like very lightly vibing.
12:40So it relaxes you when you fall asleep.
12:42It is.
12:43I want to catch that vibe.
12:44I like it.
12:45You could catch that vibe.
12:46I'm going to catch that vibe.
12:48You can come and lay at my house and try it.
12:49I'm going to go practice on your bed.
12:50Well, just wait until I'm there.
12:51But I want, I'm going to get a really, okay.
12:54I won't come over and sneak into your house and play in your bed.
12:58I want to do it with you.
12:58But I'm just, I'm really into like concentrating on my sleep habits, my supplement habits, doing the sauna.
13:08It's like trying to do all the things that you read about is a full-time job.
13:13And I already have a couple full-time jobs.
13:15So I've been trying to balance and I love a good balance.
13:19But I've been trying to like sneak in a sauna, sneak in a red light, sneak in.
13:23That's why you do red light while you're watching Dateline or 2020.
13:28Okay.
13:28Well, that's a problem because I do my red light and you have to put the goggles on.
13:32So you can't see the show.
13:33But you can hear it.
13:34I need to see the action.
13:37What about the red light masks that I gave people for Christmas?
13:40Like it's a face mask with Velcro and you can see through.
13:44Did you give me one?
13:45I don't think you did.
13:47I don't know.
13:47Because I would have had it.
13:48I'm sure we have an extra one.
13:50You guys know how intentional I am about what I eat, especially when it comes to protein.
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17:43So let's talk about news headlines and all that kind of stuff.
17:47Because you are not only our mom, but our manager.
17:50You either hear a million different things a day from either one kid, two kids, all of your kids,
17:58yourself.
17:59Do you already know what's true or not true?
18:02Do you get worked up about the news coverage or what they're saying?
18:07Most of what I see and hear, you don't know what's true and what's not true anymore.
18:13Well, you even have a problem with what is AI.
18:16AI, my mom will see AI photos of like me and my sisters working at a restaurant.
18:22She's like, when did you guys work at this restaurant?
18:25And we're like, mom, that's not real.
18:28So like an ad for whatever restaurant that was.
18:31You can't even tell what's AI, but we are like, it's crazy.
18:35I can't.
18:35The one of all of us at the tattoo parlor.
18:37I'm like, mom, you got to stop.
18:40You got to stop.
18:41Well, here's the thing.
18:42I like to take mental health breaks and not go online because I think it's really healthy.
18:49Like this last couple of weeks, I tried not to look.
18:53But the first thing I have to do as a manager and somebody who's running these businesses
18:59for five beautiful daughters and my amazing son is make sure like what's going on and what
19:08do I need?
19:09What fire do I need to put out today?
19:10Sometimes like waking up to some of the craziest stuff is jolting or just making sure that
19:18everybody's posting what they're supposed to be posting, achieving the deliverables that
19:23are being asked of us to do for different brands and that everybody's doing what they're
19:26supposed to be doing.
19:27And it's running like a well-oiled machine.
19:29That's my job.
19:30So when I'm doing that, then at the same time, you come across the craziest shit.
19:35Like, for example, lately, it's this headline about my facelift, which is really, truly driving
19:43me crazy.
19:43Which part?
19:44And what's the headline?
19:45Well, the headline right now is that I hate my facelift and I'm really mad at, I'm furious
19:51at my doctor, Stephen Levine, which couldn't be further from the truth.
19:56It's a flat out lie.
19:57I love my facelift.
19:59I adore my doctor.
20:01I'm obsessed with him.
20:02One of the most talented, amazing men I've ever met and somebody who really put his heart
20:10and soul into what he did for me and what he does for any other patient that he has.
20:15He's the nicest man in the world.
20:17The nicest man.
20:17The biggest heart.
20:18And he's so smart and so meticulous.
20:22He's an artist.
20:24And he really does a great job with all of his patients.
20:27I mean, I could give you a list of only the ones I know, which I never would, but just
20:32all the people that he's...
20:34No, you can't expose people.
20:35No mom.
20:35I mean, no mom.
20:36Oh my gosh.
20:37No mom.
20:38When you start acting like my mom.
20:40But so that's really disappointing because, first of all, if I take you back to my face and
20:48my facelift journey from like almost a year and a half ago, I never in a million years
20:56was going to talk about doing a facelift.
20:58I didn't bring this to anybody's attention.
21:01I didn't post a picture and say, oh my God, guys, look at my facelift.
21:05Don't I look great?
21:06I like was minding my own business.
21:09I flew to Paris.
21:10I went to Lauren Sanchez's wedding shower.
21:13Was having the time of my life.
21:15And you looked so beautiful.
21:19But then all of a sudden, the media started posting all these pictures of me going, oh
21:23my gosh, look at her jawline, look at her neck, look at her this, look at her that.
21:28And it became sort of this crazy obsessive thing where every single person was posting
21:37about it, talking about it.
21:39There were doctors that I've never met before in my life that were putting my face up on a
21:43screen with like a pointer going, and this is what she had done.
21:47And this is what she had done.
21:49There was one doctor that posted a photo of me and did a live or a taped video with the
21:58pointer and said, see right here, Chris has had three rhinoplasties and I've never had my
22:05nose done.
22:06And Stephen didn't go into this with me like my facelift and say, I'm going to do every
22:15little detail of her face.
22:16The goal was to do a beautiful lift and give me a refresh and do a beautiful jawline, which
22:23I achieved.
22:24And it was really interesting because everybody started making such a big deal out of it.
22:30But then there was a group of people and one by one, there were several people that started
22:35to take credit for the work, kind of in a, you know, like, oh, I might've done that or
22:40I might not have.
22:41And it was kind of interesting.
22:43And so I called.
22:44The law of it all.
22:45Right.
22:45And I, I called Stephen and I said, hey, this is getting so much attention and it's really
22:51out of hand.
22:52And I'd like to just say who, you know, your name do, how do you feel about that?
22:57And he said, well, I'm cool with it.
22:59Why don't we just create a password?
23:00I think I told you this before that if somebody calls, you know, and because of this referral
23:06that I'll know that it's from you and we'll create a password.
23:10So we did.
23:11And you're saying because publicly you were going to acknowledge who your doctor was,
23:16right?
23:17He was going to become booked and busy, but if anyone that you referred wanted to get
23:23in, you would have the Kris Jenner password and they can get in.
23:26And that's what the password is.
23:29Not the password of news outlets.
23:32No, no, no.
23:33So anyway, we, and all these outlets, every media outlet was calling RPR, Christy, and
23:41asking, you know, will you tell us who did it?
23:44Will you tell us who did it?
23:45And then people just started taking credit for it.
23:47And I was like, no, not on my watch.
23:49This is, this is not cool.
23:50What are you upset about?
23:52Well, I think.
23:53Because clearly you're stunning and your face looks impeccable.
23:58I am so happy.
23:59So all these rumors are bulls**t.
24:02Yeah, of course they are.
24:03No, of course.
24:03I'm just saying, what are we upset about?
24:05I'm upset that people are calling out, saying, I'm furious with my doctor.
24:11I'm blaming him for this facelift that completely fell apart, which no and no.
24:17The only reason to even bring it up or say anything about it is because it's really hurting
24:21someone else.
24:22Like, I don't really, I can take what people say.
24:27I have pretty thick skin and I don't really need to talk about, you know, this issue at
24:35all, except for the fact that it really does, someone else is involved and I love him and
24:42I think he's a genius and I think he's one of the most talented doctors I've ever been
24:48to.
24:48You can sleep with him already.
24:49No.
24:50Oh, okay.
24:50He, he's married to this, his beautiful wife and kids and, oh, no, no, he, he is.
24:59I know he's married.
25:00It's a joke.
25:01Really good.
25:02Dr. Levine.
25:03We know you're not going to have sex with my mom.
25:04I think it's really for him just to say, I love you, Stephen, and.
25:10Wheel it on in.
25:11We got it.
25:12Yeah.
25:12Here's the thing.
25:13In the world of the internet, social media, it doesn't matter what you do and what category
25:20you're in.
25:21The media, or now anyone with a platform is considered media at this point.
25:27They build you up.
25:29Yeah.
25:30They put you on this pedestal, like they build you high just to knock you down little
25:37by little.
25:38They can't stand that, whoever they is, Kris Jenner was getting all of this press, looking
25:44beautiful, like, so one bad photo of you, they're going to take that and run with it.
25:51Oh, they jumped on that and, you know.
25:55And then create all these stories because that's what's selling magazines.
25:58You need a protagonist and an antagonist and everything.
26:02Don't you think it's crazy that actual, I'm guessing, I'm assuming they're actual medical
26:08doctors who have licenses that go online and do a whole setup where they're reviewing how
26:16much now that my facelift failed and I hate my doctor.
26:20You are Kris Jenner.
26:23You are giving them views.
26:24They would do that.
26:25But a real, a doctor with morals and integrity wouldn't do that.
26:29And also a doctor that's like in the industry wouldn't be going and, first of all.
26:33Going after Steven is wild to me.
26:36Well, also going after any other doctor is just, that's, there's so much.
26:42I believe in everyone should be successful.
26:45I'm not intimidated by anyone else's success.
26:47I'm inspired by it.
26:48I think there's enough of everything for everyone to win.
26:52We all can win.
26:53That's number one.
26:54People who talk down about other people, it's lame and corny and it just shows me who you
26:59are.
26:59But it's so insecure on their part.
27:01And don't you think, but don't you think that if there was something wrong or if I didn't
27:06like something, you wouldn't hear about it right away?
27:09Like I am very vocal in what I do.
27:11I've shared my, my facelift, I've shared my hip replacement, I've shared my hysterectomy.
27:19Also, you don't have to do any of that?
27:21No, but I want to because I want to inspire or show other women and build women up and
27:27be secure enough to do what they're doing and not be scared, you know, through the process.
27:32Some of these things are very scary for people or they feel like my life is over.
27:38I have to get a hip replacement or I'll never be the same because I had a hysterectomy.
27:41Or what's that going to feel like?
27:43And to show somebody that, you know, at 70 years old, I don't really care what someone
27:51thinks of me.
27:51I don't need anyone's approval.
27:53I don't, and I never asked for the positive stuff.
27:57I just went, you know.
28:00You just loved it.
28:00Who wouldn't?
28:01You know, it's funny because I ran into Oprah.
28:05Oh, name drop over here.
28:08And Oprah had said something to me that was so interesting.
28:12She said, how does it feel?
28:15We were at a barbecue and she said, at Lauren's house.
28:18Oh my God.
28:19And she said, how does it feel to have all this real positive energy out there about your
28:24face?
28:25Because it was right, you know, when everybody was going crazy over the face.
28:28And I said, gosh, you know what?
28:30It feels really good.
28:31Nobody's ever asked me like, just like that.
28:34And she was like, well, you look great.
28:35And you know, this and that.
28:36But she said, but how does it feel?
28:38And I said, finally, some positive energy.
28:40Because, you know, they're always.
28:42Who doesn't like anything positive?
28:43I get that.
28:44It makes you feel good.
28:46But at the same time, it's not something that I was out there asking for.
28:51Correct.
28:52But I also think it's really disgusting for any of us to talk negatively about anyone's
28:59face, body, hair, any of that.
29:02Let's all, all the positive stuff.
29:04That's what we should be doing to one another is building people up, having them feel good.
29:08But then just analyzing things, talking negatively about them.
29:12And what I was going to say about.
29:14But then saying how you feel about someone.
29:15She does.
29:16She is so mad.
29:18She is furious with her doctor.
29:19And then every media outlet is calling Chrissy going, what's up with Kris Jenner?
29:24We heard she was furious with Stephen Levine.
29:26Hell no.
29:27I'm not furious with Stephen Levine.
29:29I love Stephen Levine.
29:30I love my face.
29:31We know for sure you love him.
29:32I know.
29:33I do.
29:33And I love my face.
29:35And I'm really okay with the way I look.
29:38And I don't really give a.
29:39You should be more than okay.
29:40But I don't give a at this age.
29:43Fuck all these people.
29:44But how, what somebody thinks about.
29:47Fuck them.
29:47Fuck them.
29:48Fuck them.
29:49Fuck them.
29:49Fuck them.
29:50Fuck them.
29:51Fuck them.
29:51Yeah.
29:52Fuck them.
29:53You said it better.
29:53I said, fuck them.
29:54We're all just trying to get by out here.
29:57And, you know, to live a life that's meaningful.
29:59And some get by a little.
30:00Cuter than others.
30:01That's right.
30:02Hey, Kris Jenner.
30:03That's right.
30:03But people are talking about you.
30:06And that's like, you have to also turn it.
30:10Like, these people wouldn't be talking about me, bad or good.
30:12If I wasn't drawing a lot of attention to them.
30:15If I wasn't returning in views or clicks.
30:18Like, just remember the power you hold, even though it's f***ed up and annoying.
30:23People are doing it because they wouldn't know about these doctors otherwise.
30:27We have been doing this for 20 years.
30:29So, I'm no stranger to the criticism about anything.
30:33What I wear.
30:35What I say.
30:36You know, the family.
30:38Obviously, I have thick skin and can handle just about anything.
30:41Like, everyone has a bad photo once in a while.
30:44Or a bad, you know, bad outfit.
30:47Or they're not looking their best.
30:49But you don't need somebody to tell you you look like s***.
30:52Yeah, we know.
30:53You know, that's not.
30:54Nice.
30:55Well, it's not good for anybody's mental health.
30:57That would bother anyone.
30:59I think the media, you know, has this obsession of tearing people and especially women down.
31:06And then now pitting them against each other.
31:08Just making up these stories.
31:10Like, who sits in a room at work and decides, let's do a story and really, you know, zap this
31:19person.
31:19I just don't understand that.
31:21But I grew up in a family where my grandmother was like, taught me, you can't say something nice.
31:29Don't say anything at all.
31:31Yeah, I mean.
31:31Different generation.
31:32Well, it's honestly just people get so consumed with what gives them attention.
31:38And sadly, the negative does give people attention.
31:42And so they get consumed with that.
31:44And they are letting that lead their moral compass.
31:47And that's not good.
31:49You guys know I recently got a puppy, Peppermint.
31:52And I'm not even going to pretend I'm normal about it.
31:55I fully accept that I've become one of those dog parents.
31:59The kind who takes way too many photos, talks to their dog like they're a person.
32:04And somehow, she ends up having a better daily routine than I do.
32:08Peppermint already has multiple beds around the house, a rotation of toys.
32:12And honestly, I catch myself checking on her like she's a toddler.
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34:01And honestly, that's why I love pasta nights.
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34:34And that speaks straight to my soul.
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37:07What are some other rumors that, like, you remember that really boil your blood, if there's any?
37:13Um, rumors that boil my blood.
37:16Like, any stories like this?
37:17Like, this one really affected you?
37:19Like, because you're like, that's just f***ed up, and it would affect anyone.
37:21It is f***ed up.
37:23Is there anything else that you can recall that rattled you or pissed you off?
37:30Well, I think, let's see.
37:33Do you like being called a cougar?
37:35Are you a cougar?
37:37No.
37:37No, you are.
37:38Am I?
37:39Are you okay?
37:40No.
37:41Cory is, like, 30 years younger than you.
37:44He's 25 years younger than me.
37:46Okay.
37:4825.
37:48Okay, so I kind of like a cougar.
37:50And I think you're more than a cougar.
37:5225 is like, oh.
37:54All right, girl.
37:55Okay.
37:56Yeah.
37:57Well, you know, we like being called a cougar.
37:59We have a great relationship.
38:02And for us, it's like, no, but it's like, age is just a number.
38:06Can I date someone 25 years older than me?
38:08Yeah.
38:09I can?
38:10Yeah.
38:11Huh.
38:11As long as you love him, and he's good to you, and it works, and he's your person, right?
38:17Mm-hmm.
38:18You can't always decide who your person's going to be.
38:21You just don't know.
38:22He's just going to come one day, and you're going to, you don't know what shape or size
38:26or age or any of it.
38:29You're just going to, it's going to be a surprise.
38:32I promise.
38:34Okay.
38:34He's coming.
38:35He's coming.
38:37Okay.
38:37I mean, I didn't plan that, you know?
38:41You don't plan, like, who you're going to fall in love with or maybe who you're going
38:46to end up with in life.
38:47It just happens.
38:48Okay.
38:49Anything else that bothers you?
38:50Anything else that bothers me?
38:53Oh, maybe who your dad is.
38:55Okay.
38:56That's long gone.
38:57I know.
38:58Well, it's all going to be long gone one day, but the things that the media or people
39:03get fixated on is fascinating because it's so ridiculous, especially since you look exactly
39:12like both of your grandmothers.
39:14Sorry, but you do.
39:16Do you get frustrated that there's constantly breakup rumors about you and Corey?
39:21Not anymore.
39:22I mean, did it bother me at the time?
39:24I think it probably bothered maybe him more than it bothered me.
39:27I don't know.
39:28You'd have to ask Corey.
39:29Why don't you get him in here on this couch?
39:31Corey would say two words.
39:33This therapist couch.
39:34To get Corey on here, he would say two words.
39:36Could you imagine?
39:37He wouldn't talk.
39:38No.
39:38He wouldn't talk.
39:39You could have 60 minutes of silence.
39:41Yeah.
39:42He won't talk.
39:43I got a text from Lori Loughlin.
39:46Who looks great.
39:47Doesn't she look beautiful?
39:49Amazing.
39:49Well, she's so pretty.
39:51She's beautiful on the inside, too.
39:54She really is.
39:55She's such a nice girl.
39:56I'm so mad she doesn't live near us anymore.
39:58I know.
39:58I know.
39:59She wrote me yesterday or last night, and she said, she didn't even say anything.
40:05She just sent me an article that said, I was really furious because her facelift looks better
40:10than mine, and I'm thinking, where do people come up with this stuff?
40:15And I think just pitting people against each other, especially women against each other,
40:20when we should all really be building each other up and wanting each other to win.
40:25But in your friend group, you guys are so supportive and so amazing to one another.
40:31I'm so lucky.
40:32You are, and you guys aren't gatekeepers.
40:35When you did yours, you told everyone where to go.
40:38And they all went.
40:38And they all went.
40:39I know.
40:40But it's also a testament to you and your Rolodex and how people trust you.
40:43But I also think outsiders are pitting you guys against one another.
40:48But I love the unity that you all have and how much you guys all really do support and
40:54uplift and rally for one another.
40:56Even those articles, you guys all laugh about them and talk about them as opposed to being
41:02like, I love that I was in this article with her.
41:04Right.
41:05Do you know what I mean?
41:05Yeah.
41:06And that's, I mean, that's true.
41:09And I work 25 hours a day.
41:14I don't really have time to dwell on things because I'm so busy.
41:19And I have such natural distraction with my real life and the things that really matter
41:25to me, my grandchildren, my children, me, my mom, Cece, Corey, all of us.
41:31And I feel like I have such a full, blessed life.
41:34It's like somebody said to me earlier today, all the media is focused on something because
41:42it was such a big deal when I got my face done.
41:46And it attracted so much attention.
41:48It was so much for them to write about and such great clickbait.
41:51And when that all dies down, then they need something else.
41:55So now they'll just bring you down.
41:56Yeah.
41:57And really punch you in the face.
41:59They need a new news cycle.
42:00A new news cycle.
42:04Wedding bells with you and Corey?
42:06No.
42:07You never know.
42:09We don't need to get married again.
42:10No.
42:11Like anyone.
42:12You just never know.
42:13I'm full of surprises.
42:15Wow.
42:16Yeah.
42:16That would be.
42:17But you could be a flower girl.
42:19I don't think any of us need to get married again.
42:22I think we're good.
42:23You do?
42:24Would you ever get married again?
42:26Not sure.
42:26I could see you getting married.
42:27I love the idea of marriage with the right paperwork.
42:33Yeah, that's true.
42:34You're a great wife.
42:37You really are.
42:38You're like any man's dream of a wife.
42:43Well, hearing that my first marriage wasn't real anyways, I should get married again for
42:47a real one.
42:48I know.
42:49How do you, like, well, first, let me just say this.
42:51You're beautiful.
42:53You're beautiful on the inside and the outside.
42:56You're an amazing mommy.
42:59You really are.
43:00I've never seen anything like it.
43:01I'm a mommy.
43:02You're the most, and you're sexy.
43:05You don't know that reference.
43:06She doesn't know what I'm talking about.
43:06No.
43:07Love Island.
43:08Oh, Love Island.
43:09I'm not into Love Island.
43:11I know I have to get into Love Island, but I haven't started that yet.
43:14It's not your thing.
43:15Okay.
43:15You're sexy.
43:16Ooh.
43:17You're outgoing.
43:19You're smart.
43:20You're so smart.
43:22You're so-
43:22What's happening?
43:23...talented.
43:24You're artistic.
43:25You've got so many great qualities.
43:26I could sit here for one hour and not be able to list them all.
43:29So somebody's going to be really lucky to one day meet you and your soulmate's going to
43:38be a very lucky man.
43:40And vice versa, Chris.
43:42Wow.
43:43Vice versa.
43:43I know when you call me Chris, that's very meaningful.
43:46What are we going to do for Mother's Day?
43:48I was going to say, what do we...
43:49We normally...
43:50Everyone does their own thing for Mother's Day.
43:53We'll have breakfast or something.
43:55Yeah.
43:55Wasn't I doing brunch at my house?
43:57But then everyone then disperses and does their own thing.
44:00What would be your perfect Mother's Day?
44:03For me, Mother's Day, sometimes everyone wants to do things with you, but you're like,
44:10but that's not about me.
44:11Yeah.
44:12That's why the morning I like to do a brunch.
44:15I'll swim with the kids a little bit.
44:16Then they can go and leave me alone for a few hours and let me just veg out, chill, get
44:24a
44:24massage, just do things that I want to do but alone and not hear people be like, can you
44:31open this for me?
44:32I need a tissue.
44:34Da-da-da-da.
44:35This has salt on it or whatever.
44:38I just want...
44:39I like both though because I love to be with my kids, spend that time together.
44:43But then I do need half the day, maybe 2 or 3 p.m.
44:48The rest of the day?
44:50Just to chill.
44:51Nothing like crazy.
44:53Love a puzzle.
44:54Love a f***ing puzzle.
44:56And Alexa got me this puzzle board.
44:58I showed it to you.
44:58Yeah.
44:59And like...
45:00With the drawer.
45:01Yes.
45:02That's so cool.
45:03And it...
45:04Like that's something I would love...
45:07Who the hell gets to do puzzles in the daytime?
45:10Normally not me.
45:11I know.
45:12I brought all these puzzles to Palm Springs and then we didn't do them.
45:15That's because it would frustrate me too much to do them there because there's so many
45:21little kids that will touch them.
45:24I know.
45:24That's true.
45:25We did one in Hawaii, Kim and I, for spring break, I think last year.
45:31And we could not leave until we finished this puzzle.
45:36It was insane, but it was the best.
45:38And you just sit there and you talk and you need a little break and then you come back.
45:42It's really hard to leave once you do the puzzle.
45:46I have a puzzle that's wooden pieces and they're...
45:49Oh, this.
45:51Why don't you say who gave it to you?
45:53Oh, Bill Gates for my birthday.
45:56But it is so difficult and he had it made and it's my green fridge.
46:04That's a hard puzzle.
46:05Right?
46:06Yeah.
46:06So you could help me get that done.
46:08I would do it.
46:09I love stuff like that.
46:10What do you want to get off your chest?
46:11I did that.
46:14I got it all off my chest with Malika.
46:16Did you ever hear from him?
46:18No.
46:19What the hell is he going to say?
46:21Well, I would feel badly about those comments if I was him.
46:26I would too.
46:28I would feel...
46:29And you would think somebody would...
46:30He would reach out and say, hey, I'm really sorry about the way that...
46:34No.
46:35Haven't heard from him.
46:37Haven't heard...
46:38Like, I feel like he's been doubling down.
46:40Stop.
46:41Like, Rob sent me...
46:42He went...
46:43I think it was Sirius XM or something.
46:46Rob sent me something.
46:48And he...
46:49It was after my Malika episode.
46:51Come on.
46:52So I don't know if they pre-taped it and it came out weeks later, but I don't know.
46:56I don't think that.
46:57I don't think they would have held it.
46:58But he was like, something along the lines of, yeah, that marriage made me more popular
47:05in the social media world.
47:06But other than that...
47:08Wow.
47:08Are we okay?
47:10It's crazy.
47:11I feel like...
47:12Hasn't reached out.
47:13I don't think he would care really about me, clearly.
47:16I would think he would be devastated to lose you, my sisters, Rob.
47:23Like, just thinking how you guys would view him, because he's always been very sensitive
47:27about that.
47:29But me, he was playing me from the beginning of the doc.
47:33It's not like he was only doing bad press about me.
47:36He sat down and gave bad interviews about me in the documentary.
47:39So that's where I'm like, you asked me to be a part of something, and I willingly did
47:43so, and you're just like, talking about me, put like, let me know what we're doing so
47:49I can have the same energy.
47:51Although I wouldn't, but...
47:52What is wrong with everybody?
47:55That's what I want to know.
47:57I don't know.
47:58Is that crazy?
47:59It really is.
48:00There's so many other things that we all need to be worrying about and spending our time
48:05doing and our energy focused on things that really matter.
48:08But we're not talking to him anymore.
48:10No.
48:11Because sometimes I know how you can get.
48:14I have not made a phone call.
48:16I have not, I would not do anything like that without telling you first or asking you what
48:22you wanted me to do in a situation.
48:24It's not happening.
48:25There is no situation.
48:27Exactly.
48:27The bridge is burned, and I have no more rope left to throw over.
48:32Period.
48:33Got it.
48:34Question.
48:35Yeah.
48:35Do you believe...
48:37In God?
48:38Yes.
48:38No, obviously.
48:39Okay.
48:39That's like ridiculous.
48:41There is some stories that there's two versions.
48:46Either dinosaurs are really dragons.
48:50Dragons?
48:51Feelings on that?
48:53Dinosaurs are dinosaurs.
48:55Who's to say they didn't have wings and could breathe fire?
48:59Oh.
49:00Who's to say?
49:01Who's to say I don't breathe fire?
49:04You do.
49:05I think I do.
49:07Okay, so you're not into the whole dragon conspiracy?
49:11No.
49:12Okay.
49:12Fair.
49:13No.
49:14What about that dinosaurs are really fake and all of those bones are man-made?
49:21I don't believe that.
49:23I believe that they're real.
49:25Okay.
49:26And I feel like not only are they real, but they continue to find fossils in different places and parts
49:35of the world that are shocking to the scientists and the archaeologists that go on these digs and come up
49:43with this stuff.
49:43There's probably civilizations that used to be in a place that are just buried and just people find the bones.
49:53Duh.
49:55Yeah.
49:55What?
49:56Of course.
49:57Yes.
49:58Don't get me started.
49:59Well, we agree on something.
50:00Don't get me started.
50:01It's so exciting.
50:02Underneath the pyramids, everything that's underneath, what they're just discovered, are you into that?
50:08I've been out of the loop on what they just discovered.
50:11I mean, maybe like a year ago.
50:13How long ago?
50:14Like a year.
50:15Yeah.
50:15Like the medal, like two football fields going down.
50:20Going down.
50:21Oh, totally.
50:21And the precision.
50:22What do you mean totally?
50:24Of course what?
50:25Of course that exists.
50:28Yeah.
50:28Duh.
50:29Like, where do you think it's just a one foot under and there's everything that ever existed is just a
50:34foot underground?
50:35There are civilizations that existed under.
50:38I don't think she gets what we're saying.
50:39The pyramids, the three pyramids.
50:41I got it.
50:41Got you.
50:44Perfectly done with like, like how did they even make that?
50:48AI precision.
50:49Right.
50:50Then, like, way more than football fields, underground.
50:54You know, they didn't have tools to do this.
50:57Well, maybe they discovered it a year ago.
50:59And then there was an earthquake.
51:01And the, they got covered up.
51:03And what, just the pyramids are?
51:05And then they built the pyramids.
51:07How did they do that?
51:08Don't you remember when Courtney went to Egypt and went in the tunnels underground?
51:13Mom, they just discovered this a year ago.
51:16And no one's talking about it.
51:18But she went in tunnels under the pyramids.
51:19What?
51:20Don't you remember that?
51:21I love you, but what is your point?
51:23Are you saying she discovered this?
51:25No, my point is there are tunnels that are underneath the pyramid.
51:29No, they just discovered this.
51:31This is something very different.
51:33And there's like cylinders that each cylinder is like 20 tons.
51:38There's like 10 cylinders on each thing.
51:42Let me do a deep dive, no pun intended, on how I feel about this.
51:46But I think-
51:47And while you're at it, giants.
51:49Giants?
51:50Do a deep dive on giants.
51:52All the f***ing big, archaeological-
51:54Giants are my whales.
51:56No, that's gross.
51:57Like, it's only gross when I say it.
52:00She can have anything she wants.
52:01No, whales is gross.
52:03Oh.
52:04What, you don't like giants?
52:05Giants?
52:06Like, you get freaked out?
52:07There was a movie when I was a little girl where this little girl lived in a house and
52:12she looked outside and there was a giant, but a huge, huge, huge giant.
52:15And I could never find the movie again.
52:17But that movie freaked me out, I think, for the rest of my life.
52:21Giants are like, freaks me out.
52:24Like when you're big, like you have a head as big as this table looking into a little
52:28dollhouse, that kind of thing.
52:29Yeah, I can understand how that's not-
52:31It's so creepy.
52:33Exciting.
52:34But they're not here anymore.
52:36Giants?
52:37Correct.
52:37Where'd they go?
52:38I don't know.
52:39That's what we're all trying to figure out.
52:40Also, somebody told me there's a whole conspiracy about what's under the ocean.
52:45Yeah, what about it?
52:46The aliens?
52:47No.
52:48Well, who knows what's under there?
52:50USOs?
52:51There's a percentage of the ocean that's never been even explored.
52:56Are you on a f***ing other planet?
53:00Yeah, I am.
53:01Eighty-something percent of our waters are uncharted.
53:04That's what you're talking about?
53:05Yeah.
53:05Just what's in the water?
53:06Right.
53:06Why do you think I hate it so much?
53:08We don't know what the f*** is there.
53:09Whenever you go to like a tropical place and someone's like, are there sharks here?
53:12They're like, no.
53:14It's an ocean.
53:15There's sharks everywhere.
53:17Everywhere.
53:18They identify new aquatic animals every few years.
53:22They're like, oh, a species we never saw before.
53:25How do you not know?
53:26Like, hello, it's crazy.
53:28But I've been telling you for years, that's why I don't like it.
53:31I think they just discovered 10 new species of whales.
53:34Whales?
53:36Whales.
53:36This big-ass fish, and you guys don't have them all labeled, and like, what their species are?
53:42That's insane to me.
53:43You should be.
53:44So no, I don't love the water.
53:45Or, and it's all uncharted for, that's f***ing scary.
53:49There's s*** in there that they don't want us to see.
53:51No one better tell me that there's no mermaids.
53:54There's definitely mermaids.
53:55We don't even know.
53:57We don't even know.
53:58We don't know because everything is AI.
54:01Well, now, when you see something-
54:02Have you seen the AI mermaids?
54:04Yes, and guess what?
54:05If it's real, you're going to say it's AI.
54:07You saw that little alien walking around the Arizona military base?
54:12People want to say it's AI.
54:13I don't think that's AI.
54:14You saw that little f***er just prancing around with the f***ing military men.
54:19That is f***ing real.
54:20But what are you going to say?
54:22It's AI.
54:24Right.
54:24We're f***ed.
54:25Yeah.
54:26F***ed.
54:27Yeah.
54:27F*** them.
54:28F*** them.
54:29F*** them.
54:29F*** them.
54:30Yeah.
54:30I am so happy you got to get stuff off your chest.
54:34Clearly, I got to get stuff off my chest.
54:36And that is essentially what Chloe in Wonderland is now for, which is what I'm learning.
54:41Well, everybody, thanks for the therapy.
54:45F***ing real.
54:47F***ing real.
54:48F***ing real.
54:49F***ing real.
54:49F***ing real.
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