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00:06We're golden girls.
00:25Anna?
00:27Merci.
00:28Enchantée.
00:31Do you come here?
00:34Sometimes, yes.
00:38What do you see?
00:41It's a beautiful language with great words
00:44that carry its history through its accents.
00:51Wow!
00:52My mother was buried in English when my father was dead.
00:55It's good to speak French.
00:58I'm sorry for your father.
01:00No, it's okay. It's been a long time.
01:03So, you're from Montreal?
01:05Not far.
01:06West Island.
01:07And you?
01:08Cornwall.
01:08Cornwall?
01:09Ontario?
01:11Of course, Cornwall.
01:12I have a wife that lives there.
01:14What's her name?
01:15Anna.
01:16No, Annie.
01:17It's you, Anna.
01:20Annie Lalonde.
01:21The big Russe, two children.
01:23Alan Baker is in the city. I know her.
01:25We went to the secondaire together.
01:27No shit.
01:27Yeah, shit.
01:28Our teachers always had a misery with her family.
01:31Can you imagine how I live in New York?
01:35Afro.
01:39That's ridiculous. She's not worth anywhere near that.
01:43Before Miss Jones became a partner, your company was worthless.
01:49Either we come to an agreement or our client would be walking out.
01:53And when she does, she does so with her name.
01:57Ten million.
01:59Ten million.
01:59And you've got yourself a deal.
02:04Ten million.
02:05No bonds.
02:12That's what gets you off, isn't it?
02:29Congratulations, Miss Jones.
02:33Congratulations, Ivy.
02:35Great work.
02:35Thanks.
02:37Right this way.
02:47Well played, Matt.
02:48Yeah.
02:49What a jerk.
02:51So, that was your hot date.
02:54He wanted to walk me home.
02:56I took a cab.
02:58Oh, you totally blew ball we got into.
03:00That date was a waste of my time.
03:02Well, we are getting drinks tonight.
03:03You should come.
03:05You know?
03:05Mark will be there.
03:07He cannot stop talking about you.
03:08I know.
03:09And he's still not my type.
03:10Tell him I'm heading to Toronto.
03:12Okay.
03:15Yeah, you should have seen her.
03:16The way she squeezed that old lemon.
03:19Mm-hmm.
03:21Yeah, absolutely.
03:22No way.
03:25I need to go.
03:26Talk later.
03:29Do you like the view?
03:31Regarding the settlement amount.
03:33What a drink tonight.
03:34I know this little gem of a wine bar on Madison Avenue.
03:37I have an excellent senseur from 2005.
03:41Madame Lalonde.
03:42Mrs. Jones.
03:43Congratulations.
03:44I heard the firm brought you a great victory today.
03:47Yes.
03:49All thanks to your daughter.
03:50You must be proud.
03:52You have no idea.
03:55Ruth.
03:56Always a pleasure.
03:59You have my number.
04:00Mm-hmm.
04:04Text me when you land.
04:06Keep your phone close.
04:08We all announced a new senior associate tomorrow.
04:21If there's one sketch you could pick from the previous season, which one would it be?
04:25It would have to be the old Dykes home sketch for sure.
04:28Oh my goodness.
04:28That's my favorite.
04:29You know, we actually almost lost Gab over that one.
04:31Oh, why?
04:33Well, they said I didn't need the prosthetic.
04:36It's true.
04:37Oh, Erica, Jessie, Gabrielle.
04:41It's been such a pleasure to have you today.
04:44And again, congratulations on your second season of Lesbianas.
04:48It's the best lesbian comedy show that I've ever seen.
04:52Thank you so much.
04:54And that's it for today.
04:55See you tomorrow on Hello Toronto.
04:57And remember, keep smiling.
05:05Miss Wright?
05:07Hey, I...
05:08Oh, my mic.
05:09Oh, wait, wait.
05:10I just, I really wanted to tell you, I'm not supposed to do this, but you're the reason I came
05:15out.
05:15You're so brave and you're just so...
05:18You.
05:20No, thank you.
05:21That's really kind and...
05:23I'll take your mic.
05:24Okay.
05:26Yeah, we are.
05:33My first French is at the age of 12.
05:36I know I'm an early bloomer, okay?
05:37Hey, but...
05:38I don't know what I chose to do.
05:40I put it all around.
05:43It's crazy.
05:45Have you tried it with a guy?
05:47Yeah.
05:48No.
05:49No, no.
05:49I'm a perfect lesbian success story.
05:53And you, how was your first French?
05:56Correct.
05:59Is it with a guy or a girl?
06:01A guy.
06:03How is it in New York?
06:05It might openly be.
06:07Oh, it's...
06:07It's really great.
06:09Really?
06:10It's really, really good.
06:13Wow.
06:14The Oscars are always so much fun.
06:18It's fun to be busy.
06:22We can go to my hotel if you want.
06:25Are you serious?
06:26Mm-hmm.
06:29Well, I don't want to sit down.
06:31No, no.
06:32I...
06:32No.
06:34Okay.
06:39Thanks for the quickie.
06:42I needed that.
06:44This week has been crazy.
06:50Well, do you need a break?
06:52Just ask.
06:53I can always let it slip to the press who you're sleeping with.
06:57Let me think about that.
06:58No, thank you.
07:03Oh, shit.
07:04They're coming.
07:06Who?
07:07The girls?
07:08Yeah.
07:09Erica wants to talk about the march on Saturday.
07:13Mm-hmm.
07:15Fuck.
07:17You gotta go.
07:20Please, please go through the back.
07:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:23I'll see you next week.
07:24Okay.
07:29What's up?
07:31Sorry for the late notice.
07:32We brought wine.
07:33Excuse me.
07:34Girl, what is up with your hair?
07:38Shit gap, were you masturbating?
07:39What?
07:53Hi.
07:54Hey.
07:56How was it with Barney and Sons?
08:00Good.
08:00Good.
08:01Who's the new senior associate?
08:02Oh.
08:04Did Duncan not tell you his good news?
08:07We've appointed him.
08:10The partners and I were not quite sure
08:12if you're still what's best for the future of the firm.
08:19I am.
08:22If you say so.
08:24All right.
08:25I'll talk to you later.
08:31Fuck!
09:05No inclusivity, no rest.
09:07Oh, yes.
09:08Love it.
09:08Yes?
09:08Yeah?
09:09Yeah?
09:09Yes.
09:10I agree.
09:10Okay.
09:11Let's do it.
09:11Let me send it to the printers.
09:13That way we will have signs for Saturday.
09:14Yes.
09:17Pet feet?
09:19Oh, wow.
09:20By the way, you know that sketch you wanted me to do research for?
09:24Yes.
09:25The dating app sketch?
09:26Now everyone wants a piece of me.
09:28Oh my god, of course they do.
09:29You didn't use your real name though, did you?
09:31No, of course not, but still.
09:33How many matches did you get?
09:34Uh, way too many.
09:37I even just got one now.
09:38Oh wait, I'll show her.
09:40Ooh, she's hot.
09:41Mmm.
09:42And friends.
09:43Ooh, wee, wee, wee, wee.
09:45Wait, and bye.
09:46Ooh.
09:47No, no, no.
09:48Another confused woman.
09:50I mean, you know, they're not the enemy.
09:53Do you remember Ashley?
09:54That bitch that left you for a dick?
09:55Shut up.
09:56That was an Ashley problem, not a bisexual problem.
09:59Okay, but aren't you tired of people who can't pick a side?
10:02Yeah, of course.
10:03I am.
10:05But, you know, we need all our allies.
10:09Anyway.
10:09Sure.
10:10More wine, anybody?
10:11Mm-hmm.
10:12Yes, please.
10:14Yo, how did you come up with that?
10:15I don't know.
10:17She wasn't even that good in bed though, was she?
10:19How would you know that?
10:20Oh my god, I'm just saying.
10:23Well, I guess Travis makes perfect.
10:30I think she wasn't fucking everyone, so...
10:40Anna?
10:42How are you?
10:44How are you?
10:45How are you?
11:07Room 1810.
11:08Hey.
11:10Hey.
11:10Hey, I wanted to tell you, I think you're really brave.
11:14Oh, yeah?
11:15How is that?
11:16Well, yes.
11:17It's not easy to be open way by, and there's so much biphobia in the community.
11:23Mm-hmm.
11:23Do you think it's like, you know, like, you don't belong, or anything like that?
11:32All the time.
11:34Me too.
11:40Whoa, what are you doing?
11:44Excuse me.
11:46Look, I didn't understand it, but I really thought we were just going to go.
11:50Shalzi.
11:52Shalzi.
11:57We're done here.
12:01What?
12:03Could you just leave, please?
12:11Are you okay?
12:18You've never been with a woman, have you?
12:25Okay, well...
12:26Guess that makes me your guinea pig.
12:30Oh, do you think that's funny?
12:33Service!
12:35You know what?
12:35Have a nice life.
12:45Oh, you ready to go?
12:45You're right.
12:45You know...
12:45I'm ready.
12:45And I'm ready to go.
12:46I'm ready to go.
12:54And we'll be right back.
13:03And we'll be right back.
13:06Oh...
13:31Listen, I wouldn't have to react to the same thing.
13:34I don't know why you're going to pass, but I'm sorry.
13:40Me too.
13:45I have a confession to make.
13:49I'm known.
13:51You don't know me, right?
13:54Here I'm known as humorist, comedian and everything else.
14:00You should know my real name is Gabrielle.
14:08Listen, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch.
14:12I'm sorry for you to have lost your first time.
14:14Okay, I should thank you.
14:16You understand?
14:18Now I'm going to go home and live a perfect life.
14:23I'm married, perfect man, perfect baby, and wake up and say,
14:28Thank God I didn't throw all my hard work down the drain.
14:33My life is going to be amazing.
14:39What are you, Debbie?
14:43No.
14:44Come on.
14:46It's like a company buy.
14:47There are so many buy-fobias in the community.
14:51Don't bullshit a bullshitter.
14:53Come on.
14:54Fine.
14:55I'm bi.
14:57Now what?
14:58Come on.
14:59I don't even care anymore.
15:04Feeling so just...
15:07sick of myself, of my joke of a life and of being a fraud.
15:13Man, and I am such a fraud.
15:17So am I.
15:25Depuis que je suis petite, j'ai...
15:29J'ai toujours regardé plus les filles que les gars.
15:33J'ai toujours trouvé ça bizarre, mais c'est comme ça.
15:36Puis à un moment donné, j'avais 24 ans, puis j'étudais avec une de mes amies, puis...
15:43Elle m'a demandé si elle pouvait m'embrasser.
15:47Oh!
15:48J'ai dit oui.
15:51Puis...
15:52It felt...
15:55Right.
15:58So right.
16:02J'ai poussé ça vraiment loin, puis j'ai arrêté de parler, j'ai coupé toutes les ponts, puis...
16:08Dans vie, tu peux pas tout avoir.
16:12Yeah, that's real.
16:16T'es calme.
16:18Moi, là, j'ai embrassé mon premier gars à 26 ans.
16:21OK?
16:23J'ai jamais raconté ça à personne.
16:25On était en voyage.
16:27On a fait un bout ensemble, puis maintenant, il fallait qu'on couche dans le même lit.
16:31C'était un lit simple.
16:33Tac.
16:35Euh...
16:35Ça m'a excité.
16:38Et j'ai essayé ça avec lui, puis j'ai aimé ça.
16:43Assez pour en recommencer.
16:47J'imagine à mes clientes qui a fait un move sur moi hier.
16:52Maman nous a pogné.
16:53Non.
16:53Ah, oui.
16:56Eh, ça m'a coûté tellement cher, là.
17:00Oh, non.
17:04J'aimerais ça de l'œil en ma mère.
17:07Eh, j'aimerais tellement ça, si tu savais.
17:12Et si...
17:13C'est la seule personne qui me reste, fait que je fais avec.
17:16Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:20You know...
17:22Sometimes I wish I'd never been with a man.
17:27But...
17:28I'm fucking my neighbour now, so...
17:35I mean, he's hot.
17:37And...
17:38C'est simple avec lui, tu sais, y'a pas de drame.
17:41C'est très respectueux.
17:43Hmm.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Ma cliente aussi, elle est hot.
17:49Hey, j'suis plus capable.
17:51As-tu vu que j'entends que ma mère meure?
17:54Faut être moi-même.
17:56Moi, j'peux même pas me regarder dans le miroir, pis j'suis censée être role-model.
18:00Je peux-tu être fière de qui j'suis?
18:03Yeah.
18:04You know what?
18:05What?
18:07Fuck them all.
18:09Yeah, fuck them all.
18:12Fuck them.
18:31C'est quoi ton plus grand regret?
18:34Hmm...
18:35De pas l'avoir dit à mon père avant qu'il meure.
18:41Hmm...
18:41Il m'aurait accepté, lui.
18:45Tu vois?
18:48Avoir rien dit quand j'en avais encore la chance.
18:53Hmm...
18:54Qu'est-ce qu'il y a?
19:02Tu as encore un tapas de bois?
19:04Non.
19:07Mais ce, mon amour, c'est tequila courage.
19:10OK, OK, OK, OK.
19:34À qui t'écris?
19:40À ma cliente.
19:41À la cliente?
19:42À la cliente?
19:42Juste.
19:43Damn right.
19:45Yeah.
19:45OK, um...
19:47Hi.
19:47I...
19:49I'll be back in town tomorrow.
19:51Hmm, well...
19:52Actually, technically today is tomorrow, so...
19:56Uh, later today?
19:59Right.
20:00OK.
20:02Later...
20:03...to...
20:05Today...
20:07Um...
20:07You wanna still have that drink?
20:09Attends, no, no, no, no.
20:10Attends, je l'ai.
20:12Yes, I like the view. Still want to have that drink later tonight.
20:25Okay, let's see.
20:29It's perfect.
20:36Oh my God.
20:40There's no going back.
20:45You're gonna be fine.
20:50I know.
20:56Your turn.
21:00Okay, okay.
21:03I...
21:06I guess I'll call Erica.
21:10I guess.
21:12Yeah.
21:14It's gonna be okay.
21:16Yeah.
21:26Hi, are you okay?
21:28I'm bi.
21:31Bi?
21:32Bi what? Do you need a ride or something?
21:35No, no, I'm... I'm bi. As in... bisexual?
21:41You know my, uh, neighbor, Daryl?
21:45Yeah.
21:46Yeah, I'm... sleeping with him.
21:50Oh.
21:51So...
21:52Oh, I'm so stupid.
21:55Oh, I must have said some really hurtful stuff.
21:58Uh...
21:59I don't know what to say.
22:01Could I come and talk to you tomorrow?
22:03Yeah, okay.
22:04Shit, I'm so sorry.
22:08Yeah, I'll bring croissants and... and we'll talk. Is that okay?
22:11That sounds great.
22:14Gab, you know I love you no matter what, right?
22:19I'll talk to you later, okay?
22:21Okay.
22:22Okay.
22:22Bye.
22:25Bye.
22:30Bye.
22:33Bye.
22:38Bye.
22:45Bye.
22:48Bye.
22:51Bye.
23:05And that ain't.
23:07You too.
23:08Say my name.
23:13Take care.
23:15You too.
23:24The next time I'm going to go to Toronto, we'll take a drink.
23:28That's right. Same when I'm going to New York.
23:52Let's go.
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