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My Dad Is Poseidon - 2026 ✅
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36Training all the way!
00:40Training all the way!
00:48You're the only way!
00:48You're the only way!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus. We beg you.
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:01Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Get harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Dammit.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again, and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan, who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' seafoak give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy's station way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:44Mommy.
10:45Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heart beats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé, my property.
12:08You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No, let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:40I got careless, diving near a shipwreck, my fault.
12:45Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:57Boss?
12:58Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:08She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Ambrosia residue?
13:29Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:38Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:32Ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:00Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:33No!
15:33No!
15:35No!
15:36No!
15:37No!
15:38No!
15:40No!
15:42No!
15:42I'm not afraid I might even claim the sea king's throne!
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:51M'ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
16:20you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:23mommy i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57you bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:25that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran
17:43damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:49me no way
17:51even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:53i'm still recovering wait
17:56maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:28that's what's going on
18:29so
18:30you
18:31you
18:31Oh my God!
18:59My liege.
19:01have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life no problem
19:07thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in haides territory asshole
21:13is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am haides is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hedi the staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23haides you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot
22:52piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets
24:01let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:22let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:42you poisoned me
25:46my poison fog
25:48the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:04poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:13feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first
26:19i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:34let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lilly
26:44lilly
26:45lilly
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run a little longer
27:01lilly
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lilly safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:06you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:07and go
28:08now
28:20if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:41no
28:42no
28:43nihil
28:55No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best!
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human! Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
31:06back.
31:11Daddy, be careful!
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:46Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:54For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
32:15Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all wanna come at once? Then die together! Pick your graves!
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are Poseidon's warriors
34:49Ancient Ekethra the coastal legend monster. Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
35:02No matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us
35:07We're finished don't worry darling things might turn around lyra veil has been captured
35:14Now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:19They're here for me
35:20Jack stay behind me
35:22With me here no one touches you
35:25Stop saying that Jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:36My lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43You worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where I stand
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
36:02You
36:04You
36:06You
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