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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:05you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry!
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait!
03:46Pointy ears!
03:47A dryage!
03:48What's a forest nint doing here?
03:54Wait!
03:59Pointy ears!
03:59A dryage!
04:00What's a forest nint doing here?
04:10you're burning up down here way harder than i pictured i was drugged this whole thing is
04:17dylan's sick setup if i don't mate someone before the timer runs out i die i really need this guy
04:28god damn you really know how to flip my switch
04:40i need more a lot more
04:50don't stop harder squeeze me tighter
05:01what the hell did you do to me last night
05:06hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:09leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run
05:14damn it he tracked me
05:29leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home
05:33get away dylan as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:44why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt you slept with someone who screwed up my plan
05:52oh so you're the genius who roofed her newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:00you talking to the boss like that punk
06:08so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:10you actually fucked this beach bomb shut in
06:20touch him again and you'll regret it
06:22her body's tainted now but her blood still has value can't push too hard yet
06:29i won't kill him
06:31but you're coming with me loria
06:34babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:43forget today ever happened
06:45go back to your life
06:59seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:12those assholes are back already
07:14what are you talking about
07:21hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:26or kneel and call me daddy
07:28dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:31keep acting tough
07:32jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:34even narius's seafo give him a wide burn
07:49you asked for this
08:03you one-shotted pants topping or sir
08:05who the hell are you
08:17asshole using my divine power to barbecue
08:20hope you die alone and miserable
08:24what are you whining about
08:26nothing
08:27heat's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:35molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:41huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:50mommy is daddy's station way out in the deep sea
08:53is that why he never comes to see me
08:55yeah baby
08:57but he retired recently
08:59we're gonna find him now
09:09i'm badly wounded
09:11i don't have much time
09:12find lily's real father
09:15leave her with him
09:16i just hope you two can live in peace
09:20far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:36there it is
09:44liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan
09:48lifetime of easy living
09:54what the hell was that
09:57nothing just swapped a bug
10:02that girl from five years ago
10:04you came looking for me
10:07she's your daughter
10:09we need you now
10:12so you're my dad
10:13you're actually pretty handsome
10:15this aura
10:16she's got my blood
10:24who did this
10:25don't worry about it
10:27just keep lily safe
10:33mommy
10:34mommy
10:35mommy
10:52it's too late boss
10:53her heartbeats fading fast
11:09somebody help me
11:24give me a name
11:25leora
11:25who did this
11:27i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:55you're my fiance
11:56my property
11:57you filthy whore
11:59spread your legs for some stray dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins
12:18even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless
12:30diving near a shipwreck
12:31my fault
12:32shipwreck
12:34those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy
12:42stay out of it
12:44boss
12:45soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it
12:54promise me you'll take care of lily
12:57she's all we have left
12:59she's safe
13:00now drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue
13:15golden apple sap
13:17i studied this in grad's time
13:19greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this
13:25more
13:26try it
13:37these ingredients
13:38where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy
13:47i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:15gulp you down
14:17and my power doubles
14:18i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:31this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you
14:54or lily
14:56jack
14:56i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy
14:58help
15:01something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:25devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:32ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:40oh
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:11I've got you baby touch my kid again and I'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:18ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:47Jack take Lily and run go
16:55run from the Lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:06you Posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's Poseidon's bloodline if I stay I'm
17:16dead
17:24what the hell just happened it ran damn Leoya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:31the monster off me no way even at full strength I couldn't take that thing I'm still recovering
17:39wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault whatever let's get home that thing might circle
17:47back about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:07so
18:11I'm
18:12I'm
18:14I'm
18:41my liege have mercy
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter I swear it I please spare my life
18:49no problem
18:50thank you my lord thank you for your mercy
18:51try to remember that in your next life
19:06enjoying the show
19:08enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear
19:21Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes, my leash!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am? Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:49Little fish.
21:55Hades' staff? One shot? The sea king! He's real!
22:03Hades! You hiding? Come out! Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:09One!
22:11Two!
22:15Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:22Boss! This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done. Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:37You're ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
22:59You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:12Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:35Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:00No, Mommy!
25:02I'm not leaving you!
25:04No!
25:14Kids mine.
25:16You die.
25:19You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog.
25:25The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:29Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:33Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded.
25:40Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:43The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her!
25:49Come at me!
25:50Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:05All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily!
26:20Lily!
26:21Run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:32Ah!
26:33Ah!
26:34Ah!
26:34Ah!
26:34Ah!
26:35Ah!
26:35Ah!
26:35Ah!
26:36Ah!
26:36Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:07Jack.
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad.
27:18I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:22I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33Now!
27:35No!
27:36No!
27:40No!
27:41No!
27:42No!
27:44No!
27:44No!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:20Yeah!
28:25Cough, cough, cough, cough!
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best!
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:48You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:19Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:22He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
30:38back.
30:43Daddy, be careful!
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:20I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:33No signal?! You trying to hog the glory?!
31:36More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once? Then die together! Pick your graves!
32:17Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:44You've got a little bit of loss.
33:45How the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are beside his warriors
34:18Ancient Ekethra the coastal legend monster. Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:31No matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us
34:36We're finished don't worry darling things might turn around Lyra Vale has been captured
34:43Now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
34:48They're here for me
34:49Jack stay behind me
34:51With me here no one touches you
34:54Stop saying that Jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:04My lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:12You worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where I stand
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
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