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00:01Previously on Why the Last Man.
00:03We need a geneticist.
00:05I can get him out of here, but it has to be now and before anyone else...
00:08Mom, listen, I have been out there. This isn't a good idea.
00:11You think I want this? I just got you back from the dead.
00:14Please, I just want to find your mom.
00:16I don't care what she did or did not do to you a hundred years ago when the world was
00:20different.
00:25You're fine, I promise.
00:27We'll get help.
00:28We can't go.
00:28Matt, we can't help you.
00:29We need to talk about the pilots. They're gonna be a problem.
00:32I thought you were flying with us.
00:33No, we need cover.
00:39Jesus!
00:39Do we go back?
00:40We keep going.
00:53Mmm, here I go again.
00:58I hear the trumpets blow again.
01:03I hear the trumpets blow again.
01:04All a-glow again.
01:08Taking a chance on love.
01:13Here I slide again.
01:17About to take that ride again.
01:20Start right again.
01:23Start right again.
01:25Taking a chance on love.
01:29I thought that cards were a frame-up.
01:33I never would try.
01:38But now I'm taking that game up.
01:42And the ace of hearts is high.
01:47Things are bending now.
01:52I see a rainbow bending now.
01:55We'll have a happy ending now.
02:00Taking a chance on love.
02:22We'll have a happy ending now.
02:28Let the good ones still nieces.
02:43The myth of the Captain Disney is an incredible opportunity.
02:46By the way, they have to offer a blind spot.
03:55You can, you can train him to help paraplegics.
03:58Ha! So you rescued him?
04:00From a paraplegic, huh?
04:02Uh, no, I rescued him from eating lipstick for science for the rest of his life.
04:07What do you care?
04:15Get any sleep?
04:21I can't get over how quiet it is out here.
04:24It's kind of creepy, right?
04:28Do we have anything to eat?
04:32We have to ration till I can get us some more food.
04:35You know how to use this?
04:36Do I know how to use a wrench?
04:38Bolts.
04:40Unscrew them.
04:41We can trade that generator for something.
04:45Where'd you learn all this helicopter shit?
04:48Jesus Christ.
04:48Oh, man, don't pick that up.
04:49It's like 50 pounds.
04:50Don't pick that up.
04:52I learned it in Iraq.
04:58Is it, uh, that's it?
04:59Oh, okay.
04:59Wow.
05:00You are just a delightfully open book, Agent Bergen.
05:03That's not my name.
05:04Holy shit, lady.
05:05Are you serious?
05:05Definitely don't call me a lady.
05:07Call me 355.
05:09Okay, cool.
05:09Call me trapezoid.
05:11Are you...
05:11Come on, that's not your real name.
05:12Spy design.
05:13Well, who designed it?
05:16Look, my mom already told me you're part of some, like, super secret spy thing.
05:20That sounds exciting.
05:21Did you always want to be a spy, or was it, like, part of the family business, or did you...
05:25Bolts.
05:31I don't know.
05:31Maybe we should have gotten all the way to Boston before we ditched our ride.
05:34It's too visible.
05:35It's the only light in the sky.
05:38You gotta keep a low profile.
05:39And, uh, how long till they realize that two helicopters are missing?
05:43When they do, they'll be looking for the two missing pilots that stole them.
06:04My feet are killing me.
06:07Five minutes.
06:26It's not creepy at all.
06:41What did I tell you?
06:43Well, be careful.
06:44There's nobody here.
06:47Oh, God.
06:50Oh.
06:51Oh, God, that's so good.
06:55You smell that?
06:57What?
06:59Exactly.
07:00No bodies.
07:01Why do you sound disappointed?
07:04I...
07:05Just...
07:06If no one's dead, maybe they're still here.
07:09Okay.
07:11Hello?
07:12Hello?
07:13There's nobody here.
07:16A couple more hours.
07:17We should probably make it out of Pennsylvania by today.
07:21There should only be a few more days till D.C. after that.
07:27Okay, fine.
07:38Did I ever tell you I had a riding coach?
07:43Coach Karen.
07:45She had a son, too.
07:46Benji.
07:47He loved horses.
07:48He was a little creep.
07:49And he was homeschooled.
07:51Oh.
07:52Benji, the homeschooled horse boy?
07:56My mom always wanted me to make friends with the girls at the barn.
08:00I had more in common with the horses.
08:07Wow.
08:09Holy shit.
08:10I haven't seen one of those in a while.
08:16Classy lady.
08:17That's good.
08:18That's good.
08:23No way.
08:31Fucking way.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:34If we drive all night, we could be there by morning.
08:39What?
08:40There's no point.
08:41We'd get, like, half a mile before we hit a pileup.
08:43No, no.
08:43They're clearing a section of 95.
08:44We might get lucky.
08:48I need a night.
08:49No.
08:50One night.
08:51Uh, I'm sorry.
08:53Fuck no.
08:53Please?
08:54It's just one night.
08:56We'll sleep there.
08:57We'll go first thing in the morning.
08:58I promise.
08:59I just, I thought that I had more time, okay?
09:02I need to, like, get my head around it.
09:07Please.
09:09Sammy.
09:10Please.
09:16It took me a whole year of my life to get that fucking thing on its feet, and now it's
09:19just, like, never happened.
09:21R.I.P. Sam's one-man show.
09:25All right, all right.
09:27No, it's sweet.
09:28Like, everybody's out there mourning their loved ones, and you're in your feelings about
09:33performance art.
09:43Oh, shit, I'm stoned.
09:51Wow, you're really on one, huh?
09:55Tonight's all I got.
09:57No holding back.
10:01Nah, they got the good shit at the Pentagon, okay?
10:21I was with Mike.
10:26That's, um...
10:30That's where I was when...
10:37You were with him when he...
10:39You could have told me.
10:44Look, I mean, was he your boss?
10:48Yes.
10:49Are you a homewrecker?
10:51Also, yes.
10:53But did that asshole die happy?
10:57Indeed, he did.
11:15Jennifer will ask me where I was.
11:18Oh, easy.
11:20You were saving orphans.
11:23She'll know.
11:26How would she know?
11:28I told her about him.
11:30I was drunk.
11:33Oh.
11:34What did she say?
11:36That I have no regard for anyone's life.
11:42Uh, but my own?
11:47That I'm selfish and self-destructive and, uh...
11:54Cruel.
11:56Shit.
11:58Do you still want to go?
12:01Yeah.
12:03I am.
12:14Oh, what the hell?
12:16I'm sorry.
12:17I'm sorry.
12:19I'm sorry.
12:20I'm sorry.
12:34I'm sorry.
12:47I'm sorry.
13:05I love you.
13:07Are you telling me?
13:09You're cute.
13:12It's not, um, it's not like porn or anything.
13:16Oh, baby.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:18This is my girlfriend, Beth.
13:22I mean, I couldn't sleep.
13:25Were you?
13:26Were you running?
13:27What time is it?
13:30Uh...
13:30Take your clothes off.
13:31What?
13:32There's a river.
13:33I'll wash everything.
13:35Oh, yeah, I know.
13:35I'm cool.
13:36Thanks, anyway.
13:37You smell like ass and monkey.
13:40Just take your clothes off.
13:41It's cold out here.
13:54Uh, turn around.
13:56Are you serious?
13:57Can't have you compromising the mission?
13:58Getting all distracted by sexy thoughts?
14:00I mean, that's unlikely.
14:02Uh...
14:04Okay.
14:05Okay.
14:34Thanks, Steve.
14:46Change it to something clean.
15:01Uh, what the fuck?
15:05My God!
15:31I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:32Yeah, I know.
15:34Sorry.
15:37Yeah.
15:40I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:42I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:43I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:43I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:45I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:47I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:50I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:54I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:55I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:55I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:57I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:57I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:58I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
15:58I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
16:01I told you there wouldn't be shit here.
16:03I told you there.
16:31Hey.
16:39It looks like your leg is hurt.
16:41Would it be okay if I took a look at it?
16:43I used to work in an ambulance.
16:46Can you sit up?
16:50Yeah, okay.
16:58All right, right here.
17:00There you go, in the light.
17:04See on the water?
17:09I'm gonna take a closer look at this, okay?
17:13Get the fuck away from her!
17:15I-I can help her. I'm an EMT.
17:17Get away! Get away from her!
17:18I'm not trying to hurt her.
17:19Move! Get away!
17:20Take it easy. Just relax.
17:23How... how...
17:24You figure it out.
17:26That is infected.
17:27Sam, can you try to find gauze, saline, anything?
17:32Can you tell me how this happened?
17:35A shovel. She was chasing away crows.
17:39Okay.
17:41Well, I'm sure she wants her mom close by.
17:42You wanna come here?
17:47Okay.
17:48I'm just gonna lift the bandage off.
17:50So, deep breath on count of three, okay?
17:52One, two, three.
17:57That's all I could find.
17:59I'm just gonna wash it out a little bit.
18:01I know. I know it hurts.
18:03This needs to be drained.
18:04Where are you two staying?
18:10Um...
18:11We know a place.
18:13It's safe.
18:15We could, uh...
18:18We could take you there.
18:20She needs to rest.
18:39That's what we've seen here for what we do.
18:42So, that just comes up here.
18:54I don't know what to do.
19:18Can I help you?
19:20Oh.
19:21Morning.
19:23Didn't mean to scare you.
19:25Can I help you, though?
19:28I didn't know anyone else was out here.
19:32You got any food that you can spare?
19:35No, don't think I do. Sorry.
19:37Is it just you, or...
19:40you got too tense?
19:42I'm with my sister. She's by the river.
19:44Huh.
19:45You served?
19:46What?
19:48Where'd you get the jacket?
19:50Found it.
19:51Oh.
19:54You got a dog or something?
19:56No, I've been trying to use it as a trap,
19:58but I haven't had much luck with it.
20:00Definitely not enough to feed two extra mouths, so...
20:03best of luck.
20:05You know, no one has ever become poor by giving.
20:09That's Anne.
20:10Frank, I know.
20:13Best of luck.
20:18Get the bags in there.
20:20Yes!
20:20Get the bags in there!
20:29Were they quoting Anne Frank?
20:32That's garbage.
20:35Unbelievable.
20:36What if they saw your face?
20:38They didn't see my face.
20:39They didn't see my face, I didn't get shot,
20:42and you didn't up the body count by two more.
20:48I think we need to establish some ground rules.
20:50Great, yeah, how about number one, you don't order me to strip.
20:53You do not wander off. You do not talk to anyone.
20:57You...
21:00You got something to say to me?
21:02You told me not to talk.
21:03Talk.
21:06Hey, buddy, come in your home.
21:18And...
21:22I have no idea.
21:24I know, I'm sorry.
21:26I'm sorry, I don't care.
21:27I know, I don't care.
21:29I'm sorry.
21:29You have to make a surprise.
21:31You got to move.
21:31Yeah.
21:54What do you want for it?
21:58What do you got?
21:59I'm not taking MREs.
22:01What is this shit?
22:01What do you think?
22:02We're joking here?
22:03You think this is cherry?
22:04Oh, have something good tomorrow.
22:05Yeah, you better have something tomorrow or you'll lose the boot.
22:08You hear me?
22:09What is that, cops?
22:10JD's wives.
22:11Some of their kids, too.
22:12They protect the market, keep things orderly.
22:15In exchange.
22:16They help themselves.
22:18It's a good thing.
22:19You should have seen this place before.
22:21People got no sense.
22:22It's a mayhem.
22:25So the bike?
22:26Runs.
22:27Needs some maintenance, but a lot of people looking for bikes right now.
22:30Mm-hmm.
22:40What am I gonna do with this?
22:42It's a generator.
22:44You'll figure something out.
22:52All right.
22:53Let's get you a closer look at her.
22:54That's what I thought.
23:03You're coming in here.
23:05Yeah.
23:05You're coming in here?
23:06Yeah.
23:06What am I gonna do with this?
23:07I'm gonna do with this.
23:07You're coming in here, right?
23:08I'm gonna do it, right?
23:09Right.
23:11What?
23:27Beth!
24:01What are you doing?
24:03You're not allowed back here.
24:06Hey, this area's for police only.
24:09What's wrong with you?
24:10Are you a fucking mute?
24:16Take that thing off.
24:19On your knees now, hands above your head.
24:32I don't want any trouble, okay?
24:34Listen, I'm looking for tea, right?
24:38Testosterone, do you guys know where I can find any?
24:40Is that a fucking monkey?
24:42Alicia, go.
24:43Check it out.
24:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:45Alicia, just...
24:48Run!
25:02I said run!
25:06Go!
25:07Go!
25:08Go!
25:11Go!
25:12Go!
25:13Stop him, that's a man!
25:18You don't have to cut his hands!
25:21Take the fucking shot!
25:54Look, I thought I saw it back, then I got turned around, okay?
25:57I didn't mean to s- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh, we have to go back.
26:05Okay, I think my phone fell out of my pocket.
26:07Shit.
26:11Do you have any sense of what the hell we're doing here?
26:14No, you need to grow the fuck up.
26:16You need to grow the fuck up and do as you're told.
26:17Who are you?
26:20No, no, no, no, no, you don't tell me anything, and you at least owe me something!
26:24That's it, that's it, that's it!
26:26I don't owe you shit!
26:28From the goddamn day you were born!
26:30The whole world's told you you're the most important thing in it!
26:33Fuck off!
26:34You know, you fuck around all you want, there's no consequence in the entire life of just
26:38being given shit!
26:40Like, I don't know, the benefit of the fucking doubt?
26:44You just walk into any room, you take it for granted, but now that you actually are the
26:50most important person in the room, you could give a shit, is that right?
26:53She came at me with a night step!
26:55So what?
26:55You know, just be smart!
26:57Smart?
26:58Smart?
26:59Oh my god!
27:00How smart is going full fucking Rambo any time something goes wrong?
27:06Yeah, those pilots, they were, they were in the wrong place at the wrong time, weren't
27:11they?
27:11And now because of me!
27:18They got, they got what?
27:24Let's just go, okay?
27:25Okay!
27:26Okay!
27:27Okay!
27:38It's okay now.
27:40Okay!
27:41Okay!
27:42Let's go.
28:12Let's go.
28:42Let's go.
28:42No.
28:44Keep it with me.
29:01Burn, John.
29:07Facts.
29:09What, we should have let the kid die?
29:12I didn't say that.
29:13It's one more day.
29:18St. Anne's Women's Shelter?
29:22This place was a shelter for women and kids.
29:27Domestic violence.
29:28There's a lending library upstairs.
29:30No wonder there are so many rooms.
29:32Where'd they all go?
29:39Any of that usable?
29:41Not unless you want to get her high.
29:44I cleared the wound, but she needs antibiotics.
29:50Like amoxicillin, cephalexin.
29:53Sorry, cepha.
29:57I mean, we hit 20, 30 pharmacies between here and New York.
30:05They're completely cleared out.
30:06Your best bet is the camps.
30:07Huh.
30:13The camps are for people with nowhere to go.
30:19Uh, what's, what's the, uh, nearest one?
30:22D.C.?
30:25You fucking came from D.C.?
30:29Uh, Baltimore is closer.
30:31Fuck, Baltimore.
30:32What was I thinking?
30:34Uh, no, sorry.
30:35It's okay.
30:36It's okay.
30:37Fuck you.
30:38Sorry.
30:43I'm sorry.
30:50My cousin's a doctor.
30:51She lives up here.
30:53It was a two-hour drive before.
30:55It took us a week to walk.
30:58I thought it'd be better than waiting in a line at the camps.
31:02But we got here and she was gone.
31:05House looted.
31:06Shit.
31:08Mac's too sick to move.
31:09I tried, uh, medicine cabinets.
31:14Viagra.
31:15Oxy.
31:16Oxy is useful.
31:18Trade it.
31:19Yeah.
31:19I'd get mugged.
31:21Second time this week.
31:24Or an easy target.
31:31I don't even know your names.
31:34Oh, Karen.
31:35This is Benji.
31:37I'm Nora.
31:39Nice to meet you.
31:42Ah.
31:43Y'all have fun.
31:49Uh, call me if anything changes.
32:20We got a roof over our heads.
32:24Well water?
32:28Maybe a little garden in the spring.
32:33What?
32:35Look at us.
32:38I mean, we could be really good here.
32:41We could...
32:45We could start over.
32:49Don't be mad at me.
32:56Don't be mad at me.
33:05I don't know.
33:08All right.
34:16Shit.
34:29Sorry.
34:30No, no, stay.
34:31I'm...
34:33You don't have to leave.
34:35I'm...
34:35You don't have to leave.
34:41I'm...
35:06You don't have to leave.
35:36You don't have to leave.
35:41You don't have to leave.
35:41You don't have to leave.
36:11You don't have to leave.
36:11You don't have to leave.
36:33Where's my mom?
36:43Put it down.
36:49Get down.
36:55In our locker, right where she said.
36:57We better hurry.
36:58What about them?
37:00Be quick. Kate doesn't have long.
37:03No, no, no, no, no!
37:04We didn't take anything, okay?
37:06We just stopped for the night.
37:08I don't get it. Choosing to be a man.
37:10I didn't choose. I am a man.
37:12All the men are dead, sweetie.
37:14Hey, fuck you.
37:15Okay, you first, Diana.
37:16No, no, no, no, no!
37:17She's a doctor!
37:19She's hurt, right? Your friend.
37:21Kate, right?
37:22Somebody shot her?
37:24She can help.
37:25She's a doctor.
37:27She kept my daughter alive.
37:28Look at her leg. Look, look, look, look.
37:31Look at her leg. She did that.
37:36We only need her.
37:37Hey, it's all or none.
37:53Help her.
38:04Okay. Okay. Okay.
38:11So this is a bullet wound?
38:13Remember she's shot?
38:13We don't know.
38:14A few hours?
38:15Shut up.
38:20Three, six...
38:22I need to know.
38:25Five, maybe.
38:34Is Roxanne back yet?
38:36She's still looking for the fucker.
38:38She's not gonna like this.
38:41Is this the end?
38:48Okay, we're gonna turn her onto her side.
38:51Support her head.
38:53There you go.
38:54Like that.
38:54Sam, can you help me?
38:56No, you do not come near her.
38:57Let him.
38:58Come.
39:00In that bag.
39:01Give me gloves, tape, gauze, and plastic baggies.
39:15Put gloves on.
39:24Can you rip three more pieces of tape that size?
39:36Just like that.
39:38There you go.
39:39Okay.
39:42This is why we shouldn't have stayed.
39:44Lay into me later, okay?
39:46Is she gonna die?
39:50Okay.
39:50Here he is, Kate.
39:52Okay.
39:53It's Joshua.
39:55It's Joshua, Kate.
40:34Hey.
40:38Show me a magic trick.
40:40I'm not a magician.
40:42I'm an escape artist.
40:46So...
40:48You can't do card tricks?
40:50No.
40:50Of course I can.
40:51It's just, uh...
40:54Basic and fraudulent and beneath my skill level.
40:57Fine.
41:00Forget it.
41:03You know, just give me...
41:05Give me the thing.
41:08Card trick.
41:10Mm-hmm.
41:18Take a card.
41:20Not that one.
41:21I'm kidding.
41:22Take one.
41:23Just don't let me see.
41:25You got it?
41:26Mm-hmm.
41:27Okay.
41:27Put it back anywhere in the deck.
41:41Okay.
41:42Hold your hand out.
41:45The other one.
41:47There we go.
41:48And now put that first one out again.
41:51Cut them like this.
41:53Seriously?
41:53Just a little shadow over it.
41:56Because I think...
41:59Your card is...
42:03That.
42:07It's not?
42:08No.
42:08It's not your card?
42:09No.
42:10Oh.
42:11Oh.
42:11It's, uh...
42:13This is your card.
42:15It's not your card.
42:25That's impressive.
42:31When we're done with the scientists, I'll help you find your girlfriend.
42:44I'm sorry.
42:46It's okay.
42:48It's a lot, being out here.
42:50Right?
42:53Oh.
42:54We'll get to Boston by tomorrow.
42:59All right.
42:59I'll show you one more.
43:00Yeah.
43:00I'll show you one more.
43:01Yeah.
43:01Don't cheat this time.
43:02All right.
43:02I'm not gonna cheat.
43:05This is one...
43:06This one took me a long time to learn.
43:29Oh, Dad.
43:57Move.
44:09No!
44:15She isn't a dog!
44:17You can't just put her down!
44:19She's already gone.
44:20Show some fucking mercy.
44:23The doctor said...
44:25I'm not a doctor.
44:25I'm sorry.
44:26I'm an EMT.
44:28She needed a trauma surgeon.
44:30And even then...
44:31You did what you could.
44:37Her we can help.
44:39What's she need?
44:40She needs antibiotics.
44:42They do not deserve our help.
44:44A child doesn't deserve our help?
44:51They were at our house.
44:53He was at our house.
44:55I...
44:55I didn't know.
44:57I...
44:57We just slept there the night.
44:59I...
44:59We...
44:59He must be tired and cold.
45:01We should get you inside.
45:02Even him.
45:03You brought him here.
45:04Under duress.
45:06They try to help us?
45:07This is how you treat him?
45:13We can go.
45:14We don't have to stay.
45:15Yeah.
45:16No, it...
45:16It's dangerous out there.
45:21We have beds.
45:23Food.
45:28It's the least we can do.
45:31Until she recovers.
45:34What's your name?
45:36It's M...
45:37Mackenzie.
45:38Mackenzie?
45:39Let's get you inside.
45:42It's okay.
46:02Hey.
46:03Don't tell them who your mother is.
46:06What?
46:07I worked at the White House.
46:09Karen.
46:30And thought of a traumatic ride...
46:39surface of the African sea.
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