00:00Now this bright buffoon is going to grab all the glory.
00:03It's a disaster.
00:06Bad news, I'm afraid, Captain.
00:09You can't go in.
00:11It's strictly scientists only, you see.
00:14I'll just have to present Polly.
00:17Myself.
00:18We're not really scientists.
00:19It's us, pirates.
00:21See?
00:22Masters of discovery.
00:24Yep, masters of discovery.
00:25That is on a need-to-know basis from here on in chance.
00:28I am keeping her hidden.
00:30That shadowy finger could be anywhere.
00:33Luckily, I am not only a master of disguises, I am also a master of hiding things.
00:38Right, lads, let's show these boxes what you want.
00:40But, Captain, really, I-I-I...
00:44Hello?
00:44We are here for the science.
00:47We're scientists.
00:49That's the fact.
00:49This is Charles Darwin, and I am the scientist captain.
00:53If you're a scientist, name three elements.
00:56Oh, well, let's see now.
00:57Uh, there's, uh, there's gold.
01:00Pal.
01:02And, uh, the tears of a mermaid.
01:06Tears of a mermaid?
01:07Yeah, two out of three, close enough.
01:08First on your left.
01:10The balloon of my airship contains 20,000 new feet of hydrogen gas.
01:16Just here, you'll notice the opening of fire to ensure a comfortable temperature at my altitude.
01:21Oh!
01:22Captain, uh, Captain, Captain, please?
01:25You can't possibly appear on the stage without pollinations, Charles.
01:28All in good touch.
01:30Give me.
01:31Give me.
01:32Give me.
01:33Ah!
01:35That looks cute.
01:37Just a dick.
01:38Oh, but Captain...
01:40Oh, Jack.
01:45My airship will revolutionize the fields of meteorology and nanopathy.
01:52But hopefully, it's for looking down ladies' tops.
02:03Captain, I really, really think it would be best if I take over from here.
02:07There's a certain manner in which these things are...
02:09Not just, Jack.
02:10What this science stuff needs is a bit of shoomachip.
02:16Come on, Captain.
02:18Captain!
02:23Uh-oh.
02:24Uh-oh.
02:24Uh-oh.
02:25Uh-oh.
02:26Uh-oh.
02:28Uh-oh.
02:29Uh-oh.
02:30Mr. Captain.
02:31Captain!
02:32Uh-oh.
02:32Captain!
02:34Uh-oh.
02:34Phineasianists.
02:35Phineasianists.
02:36Phineasianists.
02:37Geeks.
02:39Uh-oh.
02:39Prepare to be confounded.
02:41Prepare for pains.
02:43Prepare to...
02:44Oh-oh.
02:45Wait a second.
02:46What's this?
02:50Uh-oh.
02:57Stop.
02:59I am the world's leading doctor, and I declare that the science you are doing is too shocking.
03:06I am.
03:06Dr. Albee, are you saying that those with a nervous disposition should leave immediately in case...
