00:00Okay Chuck, now I like inside computers as much as the next man, but they're not exactly going to help me leave the pirate of the year, are they?
00:08Where's the booty?
00:09Booty?
00:10What booty?
00:11The prize! The untold riches, remember?
00:14Oh, perhaps I didn't fix it right. It's not all about money.
00:20No, the real prize.
00:22Her Royal Majesty, the Empress of India, Ruler of the Kingdom of Java, Descender of the Space...
00:28Queen Victoria!
00:30Victoria!
00:58Scientist and Captain, congratulations. What a tremendous discovery.
01:03Your Majesty.
01:05And who are these charming fellows?
01:07Well, this is my crew.
01:09By which he means lab assistant crew.
01:11Yes, yes, I am using crew in the street sense. You.
01:15And I'm Charles Darwin, Your Majesty. I help find the dodo.
01:20Yes, whatever. But where has your delightful creature disappeared to?
01:25Oh, resting, ma'am. Hidden away. I only let her out for the big performance, I'm afraid. In case the sinister forces should try to make off with her, you see.
01:32Sinister forces? Oh, dear. Well, we have a wonderful petting zoo at the palace where Polly would be quite safe.
01:41Perhaps, perhaps, we could take her off your hands.
01:47I'm sorry, ma'am, but that's out of the question.
01:49But you'd have a lovely time. There are giddy pigs. There's a donkey.
01:54No, no, I couldn't, ma'am.
01:56Not for a little donkey.
01:59No, no, no, no. I'm afraid not, ma'am. No, you see, there is nothing more important to a pirate than his trustee.
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