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00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:17This is me.
00:00:20My house is really ruining my house for a reason.
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:50C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still run this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:08Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:18You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually... I came here for someone very special.
00:01:45Oh.
00:01:47I came back for you.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:50Um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:58Absolutely.
00:01:58Yeah.
00:02:00Actually, I want to...
00:02:01Come on, come.
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:05So let's give them one.
00:02:08I came back.
00:02:18That's not just what I saw on the spirit has.
00:02:19Let's jump.
00:02:19What?
00:02:20Gregory is your dream.
00:02:20Certo.
00:02:20Jessicca, what the hell?!
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come in.
00:02:25Mia, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be all right.
00:02:27Just hold on.
00:02:28Trying to wait.
00:02:28I wish I could go back on...
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:31Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want.
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more frown lines.
00:02:59I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:20I went back to 2006.
00:03:23Dicks?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:32Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:36Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser, loser, loser, loser.
00:03:45Loser, loser, loser.
00:03:49Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52A nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list, item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day.
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35She would never worry anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:08Oops.
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21That's acid.
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:30Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
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00:05:51Ah!
00:05:51Ah!
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:59Ah!
00:06:00Ah!
00:06:01Ah!
00:06:02Ah!
00:06:02Ah!
00:06:02Ah!
00:06:02Ah!
00:06:05Ah!
00:06:05Ah!
00:06:05Ah!
00:06:08Ah!
00:06:09your crush's attention. Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't, don't call me that. Or what, little miss stutter. This time, no more shrinking. You do
00:06:25that again, I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade. Hmm. What will Principal Davis think
00:06:31if he knew I took your SATs? I don't know what you're talking about. You're cheating your way
00:06:37into college. And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in. Shame what happened
00:06:43to your shirt. Imagine what I could do to your face. Let's see what this does to yours.
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:06High school bucket list, item number three. Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:11Sorry, Miss Thompson. Freak, science accident. Brain chemistry.
00:07:18Damn, Mia. Wasn't expecting that. Little fight looks good on you. Use your words. Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28Oh, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done. No, no. You look good kicking ass. I like this new
00:07:36you.
00:07:37I like the new me too. Goodbye, shy girl. Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering? What's next, Mia? Running for prom queen? Stop, stop.
00:07:53You know what? Maybe I will. Literally no one knows you. And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown. Not people like you. Need a reminder? Nikki! Sharpie! Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell. Feel!
00:08:18milk! Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four. Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends. We lost Dutch after high school. I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did. I'm so glad you guys are here. I just miss you so much and I love you. Come
00:08:56here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too. And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great! More maggots have arrived. Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits. The outcasts. Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of perfect.
00:09:24To the queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:41Okay. And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Connor, you already got the vote for Prom King this year. We have to do this. Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me. I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me! I'm head cheerleader! You're the basketball captain! Even our parents want us together! It's destiny!
00:10:28May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aww, Mr. Oliver. If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball
00:10:35finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:44We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:47The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54No, you're right. You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:59Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it! If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:04Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See ya later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia?
00:11:32Um...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:44It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:11Chalamet who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:56No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:12:57What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01God.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:07And she's beautiful...
00:13:10And smart...
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:16You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:38What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:13If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us fast, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them, or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my lead.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:32Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:50Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The whole town wants us together!
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Connor!
00:17:01Mia!
00:17:02Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting.
00:17:05Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling! Go over there!
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:13Go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:14You stopped him!
00:17:15I can't!
00:17:17Mia.
00:17:18We really need to talk.
00:17:21About that kiss.
00:17:25Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:29Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:31Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:28So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:02Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake her win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:27Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52And we're going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:59Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:02Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:09Hey, Mia.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, come on?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19All right.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Over-dressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:57Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:35The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And we'll sprinkle some tea.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53Those on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:03That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27What?
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:38Oh.
00:22:39Oh.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:23:00Time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of me.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:52The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:21That's amazing.
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I didn't need to do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:54I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:24:59Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus...
00:25:11Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:13Stop!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:38Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:06I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:10Hm?
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:37How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43And...
00:26:44No, be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:55What the fuck was that?
00:26:58What the fuck did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me...
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21Whatcha doing again?
00:27:22Anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:35Ooh.
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38You're... alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:57Like we're almost there.
00:27:57What if we bring the m&m?
00:28:10I'm glad you...
00:28:14Okay.
00:28:17You're...
00:28:20It's a big...
00:28:20I have to get you...
00:28:22It's just some...
00:28:24You don't care.
00:28:24It's a big deal...
00:28:25You don't care.
00:28:25It's a big deal.
00:28:25The whole thing...
00:28:25What if you need...
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Picep.
00:29:35Rachei.
00:29:39Pectalis major.
00:29:44Pectis abdominis.
00:29:48Gloria.
00:29:48Amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that part.
00:29:55No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Nia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:02You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:33High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebizias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01You, that's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You...
00:31:41They're all...
00:31:42Batgirl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12I'm doing...
00:32:14You're crazy.
00:32:15I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's my dad!
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:35Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:36Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:55oh hey dad this is Mia she's my new tutor hi mr. Oliver tutor huh well miss
00:33:01Thompson just called said you failed another test so much for her tutoring
00:33:06dad it's not like that Mia is unimportant weren't you and Jessica gonna be an
00:33:14item she's from a good family at least waste your time with someone respectable
00:33:18dad miss valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be
00:33:24girls aside fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school you're
00:33:3118 Connor this is embarrassing embarrassing dad since when do you
00:33:36actually even you know what never mind mr. Oliver I will help Connor pass and I
00:33:43know he will go on to do amazing things oh how can you be so sure just a hunch
00:33:50hunches don't mean shit sweetheart Connor wait just please talk to him you can fix
00:33:56this I can't fix anything when it comes to him I think it's time you leave miss
00:34:00valedictorian I need to speak with my son alone dad wait
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad because a year after we graduate he dies
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's I hope everything's okay
00:34:34today's test results were abysmal but we did have two perfect scores stellar work as always Mia
00:34:45thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you I would have never been able
00:35:11to pass that test without you
00:35:13maybe not my dad I'll get off my back have you talked to him maybe you two could work
00:35:19things out I know you're trying to help but you don't know him like I do yeah can't
00:35:28just magically fix my own man I have to try your dad's running out of time that's
00:35:33enough dad talk I have a surprise for you oh wait before you guys go I just wanted to
00:35:43say that I am having a party at my place this weekend for Mia's prom queen campaign so come
00:35:49through and vote for Mia
00:36:01Nikki cancel your plans we have a party to ruin here you go we'll see you this weekend oh shit
00:36:12yeah come on
00:36:13let's pass before you see me wait no just show him your test he'll be thrilled I'll show him another
00:36:16time no no no you don't have time just trust me come on Connor talk to him no no no
00:36:22no no no hey Mr. Oliver
00:36:24hey dad hi sir what are you doing here I'm going out of town on work but I wanted to
00:36:32see how your test
00:36:33went if it's another F Connor I I aced it thanks to Mia no no I think barely helped at
00:36:47all it was
00:36:48all Connor you should be so proud Mr. Oliver pride has to be earned Connor's got a long way to
00:36:53go
00:36:56see that little gremlin over there I want you to seduce her before the day is out got it what
00:37:09if I
00:37:10can't do it and do what you do best at parties Luke force her
00:37:22hey just the girl I wanted to see can I borrow you real quick I decided quick I missed your
00:37:27question
00:37:27look you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade so why are you talking to
00:37:31me
00:37:31now because you're super smart and sexy and uh I hear that you're really good at giving private
00:37:37lessons so can I get one or what don't fucking touch her hey enough you are on thin ice as
00:37:43it is
00:37:43no fights do you hear me look stop I'm busy yeah please look I know you helped Connor pass science
00:37:51can you help me come on just this once Connor listen I know that I'm hard on you but it
00:38:00is
00:38:00because dad I gotta go I'll talk to you another time get off me I know you got that party
00:38:05coming up
00:38:06the invite's still open I know a bunch of guys that could go come on five minutes
00:38:18okay all right let's go
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke
00:38:32con con what a surprise I'm busy Jessica doing what looking for me
00:38:39Mia I heard she and Luke are getting close oh you know Mia she would do anything to be popular
00:38:48but you and me we were born to be on top
00:38:55she's gonna break your heart and when she does I'll be waiting
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor no no no wait you're not going anywhere until we talk about this party
00:39:14we'll come if you get on your knees and beg
00:39:18hey get the fuck off her oh oh shit caps here anybody else want to trip to the ER
00:39:28you mind if I borrow this since you both go on to be rapey frat boy misogynists let me teach
00:39:35you a lesson in science
00:39:37every action has an equal and opposite reaction
00:39:45all right come on the better party you get to
00:39:51fine I'll just have to take you down myself
00:39:55you know for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:03walking away
00:40:03all right you know that walking steroid he's not even close to my type so who is
00:40:17you
00:40:22you
00:40:23you are not gonna believe who I'm into
00:40:39oh my mom just got back from a fashion show New York
00:40:43she needs help unloading some pieces you should come my mom would be stoked to meet you no I can't
00:40:49mmm I have to change for that party just borrow one of my mom's dresses high school bucket list item
00:40:55number 11 finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty she just designed this
00:41:00dress for some singer named Gaga lady you could probably borrow that if you're into that she
00:41:06weren't like once
00:41:06or if not I mean not if you're into it
00:41:12really
00:41:15uh yeah I mean our proton's positive right get it oh yeah
00:41:22yeah
00:41:22okay
00:41:23okay should I ask Mia out tonight
00:41:30come on I need an answer
00:41:35should I
00:41:47okay
00:41:47yeah
00:41:50look
00:41:56wow
00:41:58well it's all thanks to your mom
00:41:59um
00:42:00you have to tell her to buy that boutique on main street because her designs are gonna be famous
00:42:05what
00:42:05are you like a psychic or something
00:42:08no I'm future girl remember
00:42:11right
00:42:11um also you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough dude
00:42:18well if I die by then just blink twice so I can skip finals
00:42:33okay future girl if you really know everything that's gonna happen who shows up first
00:42:39I actually have no idea
00:42:46hey con con
00:42:48you sasquatch
00:42:50I'm here so your party's not the total bust
00:42:53and
00:42:54I brought party favors
00:42:56everyone's already done we'll stop you in on the way over
00:43:26I
00:43:26tried to stop her but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights
00:43:31oh
00:43:31on page four there's a great palaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade
00:43:37yeah page four
00:43:39she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:44hey
00:43:45hey
00:43:47I like your big tails
00:43:49and everybody had breezes Mia
00:43:52this shit doesn't matter
00:43:56actually
00:43:58it does
00:44:02is this supposed to hurt me
00:44:04um
00:44:06yeah that's kind of the whole point
00:44:07do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in sync posters?
00:44:13see page seven
00:44:14as long as it's not you
00:44:16I'm good
00:44:16are you blind?
00:44:18she's been fugly since birth
00:44:20and now everybody knows it
00:44:22you know
00:44:23a year ago this book would have destroyed me
00:44:27but
00:44:28now I know everything in here made me
00:44:30who I am today
00:44:35so go ahead
00:44:36read away
00:44:37I have nothing to hide
00:44:39unlike you
00:44:40if you keep messing with me I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible things you've done
00:44:44you have nothing on me poser
00:44:46what about
00:44:47what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip
00:44:52what?
00:44:52I
00:44:54nobody knows about that
00:44:56you just wait till facebook
00:44:58facebook
00:44:59what?
00:44:59ok english much?
00:45:01you know this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all
00:45:04but the only one getting exposed today
00:45:06is you
00:45:16what are you hiding back there Mia?
00:45:19your couch potato thing
00:45:20yeah
00:45:21show us your stressed out brain pain
00:45:23that is way too far
00:45:25Jessica
00:45:26my mom gave her that dress
00:45:28and it looks tragic on her
00:45:30honestly I was helping
00:45:31hey
00:45:32you're beautiful Mia
00:45:33and you know what
00:45:34it's ok
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed
00:45:41Jessica
00:45:42you think
00:45:43being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks
00:45:45ok?
00:45:48high school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12
00:45:51flam it while you've got it
00:46:06no you'nt gonna get i
00:46:08you gonna get i
00:46:12holy shit Mia
00:46:14woo
00:46:15yes
00:46:16yes Mia
00:46:16ok Mia
00:46:17yu'nt suck having my 18 year old body back
00:46:20wow
00:46:21look at you pretending to be hot and popular
00:46:24FYI, you will never be like us. You will never live like us.
00:46:30No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:35I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped? Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it. And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine. Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jess.
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:22I can do it.
00:47:44Ow! My wrist! I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up. She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I, not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:12Mia, hey. Hey. Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay. I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:33Yeah.
00:48:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him!
00:48:43Go! Get out!
00:48:44Remember, vote me up!
00:48:45Vote me up!
00:48:46Vote me up!
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:13Oh.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:33Connor.
00:49:33Seriously, I...
00:49:35Stop.
00:49:36Don't...
00:49:38make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:06Mm-hmm.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:51Mom!
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:57God.
00:50:58No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So, it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:05But...
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:14Well...
00:51:16You know the tradition.
00:51:18Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You wanna help me rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So, eight ball girl.
00:51:44What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're...
00:51:54You're actually super successful.
00:51:58I'm really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Oh, hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:52:36Yeah.
00:52:39So...
00:52:39So, who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:45So you gotta get over that Britney crush because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:52You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:13I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't wanna be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, man.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:55I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because...
00:53:58In a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:10Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:17The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:44But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:58Well...
00:54:59The hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look!
00:55:20Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look!
00:55:58Just got my dick.
00:56:00Hey!
00:56:06Hey!
00:56:16We've got a wateritions today.
00:56:17You have to...
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body, I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prompleen, Conor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no, I know they're stupid.
00:57:21And she, she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you, and you're gonna love them.
00:57:49See?
00:57:50I guess it's worse.
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when they're the real world, you'll remember
00:58:10them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31Stop. I got one for you, too.
00:59:39You trash these, you hives.
00:59:42Stop!
00:59:42Okay! All right, fine!
00:59:45You're saving my house!
00:59:46Freeze!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:20Magic eight ball.
01:00:21You remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:44Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want, and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you won over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:25Tonight...
01:01:25All of us misfits...
01:01:28Are going to the finals.
01:01:30Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:17No plastics for prom!
01:02:19No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now...
01:02:32We've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:34No!
01:02:38Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects...
01:02:42Let's hear your voice.
01:02:47Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:17We're all waiting!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:20Yes!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:27All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:32No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:32Yes.
01:03:33Just...
01:03:34Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:51High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:01Please rest.
01:04:04Please rest.
01:04:35Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
01:04:57whose broad stripes and
01:05:01bright stars through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:35there.
01:05:37Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:06:00the brave?
01:06:28I believe in the dead air.
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game.
01:07:12Yeah, this is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13The home team is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:58First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:19I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:29Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth, but either isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:47No, no, he won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I can do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:25Holy circ.
01:10:26Holy circ.
01:10:29Holy circ.
01:10:32Holy circ.
01:10:35Holy circ.
01:10:40Holy circ.
01:10:43Holy circ.
01:10:44Holy circ.
01:10:46Holy circ.
01:10:47Holy circ.
01:10:49Holy circ.
01:10:49Holy circ.
01:10:50Holy circ.
01:10:50Holy circ.
01:10:51Holy circ.
01:10:52Holy circ.
01:10:52Holy circ.
01:10:53Holy circ.
01:10:54Holy circ.
01:10:54Holy circ.
01:10:55Holy circ.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't. I have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04It's stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:19Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:33Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:47Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:06Okay.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes.
01:13:16You said.
01:13:17Oh.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:21I am going to give you
01:13:22the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to bake at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given a hug.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:04I...
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:18Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:22Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops?
01:14:26Or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:29You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:44Okay, look, it'll be the future's scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:54And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's pilot.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00Yeah, but this dance could change my whole life, actually.
01:15:05So, will you help me start?
01:15:08No.
01:15:10Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll look.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:46Come, Con Con.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my god.
01:16:58Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:01I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con.
01:17:15Think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:20My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:49Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Oh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:20Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes
01:18:56for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage, Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King Basketball All-Star, Connor Oliver!
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere!
01:20:05Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:27And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The Misfits.
01:20:31The Misfits.
01:20:31The Outcasts.
01:20:33Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:36You're not.
01:20:50Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Hey, shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:23You earned it.
01:21:27I knew you guys wouldn't let me or the dumpster flyers steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, king.
01:21:36It's for the year ago.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 9021-ho. Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No! These are fake! Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia, is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown, okay?
01:22:37Mia, Mia actually cares about this class. It's no wonder that she won, fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me. Let's see, show of hands, who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me?
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Were you?
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15. Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine! I'm the popular one! I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader! What more
01:23:27do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated? Now you could have killed someone? This is grounds for expulsion. Security!
01:23:53No! No, it was Mia! She knows things. She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing, Mia. Help me. You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:20No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:24You suck! You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here. Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you too.
01:24:41Okay, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47A little time-traveling nerd.
01:24:51Here.
01:25:05Here.
01:25:05Hey.
01:25:06Mia.
01:25:08I'm back.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:26Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica.
01:25:34Jessica?
01:25:34Hmm?
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:57But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Give me a walk, kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes.
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:24I just didn't know because of it.
01:27:26Now, I got it.
01:27:26I'm a good girl.
01:27:29I'm a good girl.
01:27:30I'm a good girl.
01:27:32And I know someone who makes me feel like you do.
01:27:35And no one who makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:48Oh, no one does it, baby
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