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End of the World, Start of My Empire Full
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:02Woohoo.
00:02:09What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:15You?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:44Brrrr.
00:02:45Ha ha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining.
00:03:51Three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:35You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The warhead and white top guns.
00:04:51That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our gun and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:21Who's going to beat that?
00:05:30No, I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33So is what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last can.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:49Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids.
00:08:36I bet in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidden?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm going to hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver.
00:09:27Go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go.
00:09:33Go and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:42Till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur?
00:11:38You again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to this tree.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:47You're gonna kill me.
00:11:47A bottle of water?
00:11:49Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit.
00:12:09that was my only molotov 45 seconds remaining until host death
00:12:22where did you even get that i saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off
00:12:27what so what do we do now god i'll need to bluff now take one more step and i'll burn
00:12:33this whole
00:12:33place to the ground god damn it arthur you already have two of them you gotta take her too
00:12:38post death in 20 seconds
00:12:45fuck why won't they back off
00:12:55arthur you're dead you hear me i'm dead this is not over i'll catch you later pretty girl
00:13:14come on let's go go go
00:13:22thank you you saved my life rescue mission complete partner count increased current total
00:13:30three affection metrics mary 15 karen 10 susan 10
00:13:42maybe i can trust this guy rough around the edges but he's got guts
00:13:48spells affection levels increased rewards issued medicine 10 units two mp5 submachine guns four
00:13:55clips of ammunition 50 rounds each items can be retrieved at any time two rifles guns are extinct
00:14:03and now i've got two food meds weapons i might actually be the apex
00:14:12okay let's move it's not safe here
00:14:24uh welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel no hot water no bed sheets but hey it's free
00:14:34i hope you don't mind you're kidding how can this shoebox fit whole four of us
00:14:40i don't mind at all you saved us
00:14:44it's more than enough we can clean the place up a bit it's gonna be fine
00:14:52i'm arthur morgan you are
00:14:56i'm karen linton and this is my little sister we survived one of the battles and then got caught
00:15:04i'm mary
00:15:13really none of you know who i am
00:15:19i'm a hollywood star oh country bumpkins i was supposed to escape with my dad but
00:15:26he left without me so i got caught right after
00:15:31well from now on where are your wives i i promise i'll take good care of you
00:15:38hey let's just eat something first make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:44i'll help okay all right damn she really knows how to butter people up great he probably thinks i'm a
00:15:53pain only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him but me marry some
00:16:00trash
00:16:00scavenging loser hell no all right we'll start with chicken soup about half a gallon just gonna fill
00:16:07this up to that line right there wow how am i supposed to keep it together when she looks like
00:16:27that
00:16:33babe what's wrong
00:16:40what were you saying
00:16:54nothing just
00:16:58i don't want you overdoing it i got it
00:17:02it's fine you cut us out of that auction so i'm your wife now
00:17:10i can boil the water and clean the floors anything to make you happy
00:17:41she's cute
00:17:42she's cute but i got it okay let me help right there
00:17:52you didn't just save me you gave me food place to stay if i could stay here the rest of
00:18:02my life that
00:18:03would make me really happy
00:18:18damn this system is
00:18:23for real
00:18:35i just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:40wow she moves fast cute but charm that's my lane okay dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:56i don't know
00:18:57oh no i think i twisted my ankle
00:18:59arthur honey could you please hold me i don't think i can stand
00:19:03i'm scared come try to stand my legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07i don't know
00:19:07it's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10you're so strong
00:19:12makes me feel safe
00:19:15honestly i'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:31baby you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:33i can keep you warm give you a massage
00:19:44why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who arthur chooses
00:19:51back in school all the girls would call me a loser now i've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:20:09yes
00:20:10did something happen in the kitchen
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing. It was just really...
00:20:16odd in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:37Sue.
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This soup is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just really hot in here.
00:21:32It's just really hot in here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:43Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:46Just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, wow.
00:21:53You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:36Now I try to rip in.
00:22:41Lord, I try and I regret.
00:22:45All of the hurt I have caused.
00:22:49I'm no angel.
00:22:50All I've been to you.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place.
00:23:10Like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:18All right.
00:23:19There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Well, then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:42All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:01Arthur?
00:25:06Arthur?
00:25:10You're back already?
00:25:17I'm back.
00:25:18Well, well, well.
00:25:20Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong.
00:25:49Mary?
00:25:51Mary?
00:25:52Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:26:13She might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:21All right, there's no blood anywhere, and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't just...
00:26:48Hey, don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was waiting.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24You promised Arthur we'd stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:28Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:49You trong was about to stop loving her.
00:27:51No, I don't know.
00:27:56No, I don't know he's still alive.
00:27:57We've got a fun part.
00:27:59Stop thinking with you.
00:28:05You don't know the other day.
00:28:05Why don't we let him know.
00:28:07What did you know?
00:28:07You don't know.
00:28:07Why don't we let you know the other day?
00:28:09You're right.
00:28:14I don't know.
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the
00:28:39stuff or not i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it shut up this
00:28:48isn't your time to
00:28:49talk don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey
00:29:14hey tony we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:29:24what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:48nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:02surround him
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys
00:30:29are gonna do be smart get the fuck out
00:30:42i gave you a chance
00:31:00guys motherfuckers fuck real guns you got real
00:31:03you got a gun a real fucking gun how the fuck did you get a real gun there are more
00:31:17of us
00:31:17he can't have that many rounds yeah yeah with all the shots you fire you probably burned through
00:31:21half a mag already look i don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first
00:31:27one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls
00:31:55he's been in your lives on my bullet
00:32:03don't move
00:32:04don't move
00:32:06we're not done yet
00:32:13look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do with this
00:32:21it's all his fault he's lying i didn't do anything
00:32:24tony took your girls he stole your supplies
00:32:29don't shoot me don't shoot me
00:32:32we can talk this out
00:32:34let's play
00:32:35oh
00:32:45it's
00:32:52okay
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about you
00:33:18i was so scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying a second
00:33:22ago how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so
00:33:28hard
00:33:28times are changing but i know where i'm going
00:33:33that's why my blood driving me home spouse affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:01as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:11don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up
00:34:19on your knees
00:34:22either man please
00:34:26please don't kill us man we were we were classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05ah now
00:35:16ladies
00:35:18let's have a feast tonight
00:35:19at our new home
00:35:27affection metrics
00:35:29mary 30 karen 15 susan 25 human civilization continuation progress 33 percent civilization continuation
00:35:44continuation primary objective host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:51civilization
00:35:51what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54baybag brought you a clean towel
00:35:57i'll just leave you here
00:35:58okay
00:36:00thanks
00:36:08ah
00:36:34what are you doing
00:36:35what are you doing
00:36:37what are you doing
00:36:39You saved me, fed me, gave me shelter,
00:36:45risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:08And I'm gonna regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:16I choose you.
00:37:36Okay.
00:37:37You take the rest of me.
00:37:40Yes, you do.
00:37:43You take the rest of me.
00:37:46You get it, I'm gone.
00:37:50You take the rest of me.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:55Seems like my husband hasn't been able to remind anyone.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:07You take the rest of me.
00:38:08I'm begging for your time.
00:38:11Please.
00:38:12I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:19And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body, ready for your pain.
00:38:30I'm hungry.
00:38:31You take the rest of me.
00:38:33Oh.
00:38:34Oh.
00:38:37You take the rest of me.
00:38:39Oh.
00:38:39You get it, I'm gone.
00:38:43You take the rest of me.
00:38:46Yes, you go.
00:38:54You take the rest of me.
00:38:58Yes, you go.
00:38:58please unbelievable she actually made the first move i won't be left behind
00:39:06arthur i know how to make you feel good
00:39:11hold me tighter mom you're driving me insane
00:39:17oh my god
00:39:24damn it i want sex too i don't want a man
00:39:35arthur
00:39:38arthur
00:39:42you're telling me that worthless piece of arthur took down your whole gang alone and you lost all
00:39:48those supplies he had like two ak-47s i mean he mowed down a ton of our guys
00:39:57if i had a gun you three would have been corpses riddle with
00:40:00fucking bullets right now look boss we lost the supplies but
00:40:04we still managed to get you what you wanted yeah okay best we can manage 43 alcohol
00:40:15you lost a lot of men getting you that
00:40:19hmm not bad 43 huh it'll do
00:40:27we'd tell you we love this
00:40:31as for arthur once i finalized a deal with the queen i will bring her man and go kill him
00:40:38myself
00:40:44so
00:40:51spouse affection levels detected rewards issued gasoline 20 liters
00:40:57micro generators three units purified water 30 liters food 30 cans affection
00:41:03metrics mary 30 increase to 50 susan 35 and karen 15 increased to 60. why is karen's number higher than
00:41:13mary's
00:41:24i can't help myself
00:41:34karen what happened to your clothes
00:41:42karen are you okay
00:41:45yeah yeah i'm i'm fine
00:41:49i'm i'm gonna go change and i'll come back out
00:41:53okay
00:41:58that was close he almost found out about the mutation what's wrong with her
00:42:13what is this
00:42:22i'm gonna go on
00:42:27basement
00:42:30i knew something was off a one story house shouldn't be this elevated
00:42:36turns out there's a whole basement under here come on let's go check it out
00:42:55what the hell
00:42:59it's gold there's got to be several tons of it
00:43:04gold huh
00:43:05in this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water
00:43:15now this
00:43:19this is the real gold of our era
00:43:24the real gold of our era
00:43:28these are aged whiskey barrels when judging by the wood they're at least
00:43:32free nuclear war maybe even older in a place like this people need something to get through the day
00:43:38cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now this looks like it used to be a real
00:43:43working seller the owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol there have to be at least 100 barrels
00:43:50here these are all premium whiskeys 50 years old at least 50 of alcohol did you guys know a 12
00:43:59year
00:43:59old bottle can trade for 20 cows now
00:44:04this is the real gold of our era look with this much booze
00:44:09we could buy the entire wasteland city make it ours ladies let's celebrate
00:44:18here
00:44:30wait it is pretty good isn't it
00:44:34Oh, yeah.
00:44:36Oh, yeah.
00:44:36Oh, yeah.
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:52Karen?
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:56Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:18A man.
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:22No!
00:45:27Karen, Karen, calm down.
00:45:29Karen, calm down.
00:45:30Calm down.
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:33No!
00:45:33No!
00:45:34No!
00:45:34No!
00:45:35No!
00:45:40Ah!
00:45:41Ah!
00:45:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:44Hey.
00:45:48She's OK.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know. She was drunk. She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, no, no. She wasn't trying to hurt you. It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on. The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes. Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her. Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right. Let's get Karen settled. And after that, I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with. A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say. She's a sadist. She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay. I'll be right back.
00:48:01It's going to be okay. I'll be right back.
00:48:10I'll be right back.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline. 50 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that ends.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:33Oh my God.
00:49:35The end comes to us.
00:49:36You know,
00:49:38you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try it.
00:49:51The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:06I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:45Josh.
00:50:46Boss, that's Arthur.
00:50:50The fraud.
00:50:53Oh, my old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond,
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:17Arthur, didn't I tell you,
00:51:21when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first,
00:51:26but instead, you snitched on me to the deep,
00:51:30and now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:41Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of yours.
00:51:49You're stuck with it for the rest of your life.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that?
00:52:15With your own...
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:18Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt,
00:52:21I heard you got a batch of adrenaline
00:52:22that's about to expire.
00:52:24So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:32No.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war,
00:52:57this wouldn't even pass.
00:52:59It was premium.
00:53:03But now,
00:53:05it's worth trading
00:53:07for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud,
00:53:14since we're classmates,
00:53:16we could give him
00:53:16a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Queen Tilly White bother.
00:53:31I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit
00:53:34you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Queen Tilly White.
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:52I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:04Oh, fuck.
00:54:06Fuck.
00:54:10Fuck.
00:54:14Fuck.
00:54:16Fuck.
00:54:19Fuck.
00:54:20Fuck.
00:54:20This...
00:54:21is insane!
00:54:25It's a gift from God!
00:54:27Oh!
00:54:27Jesus.
00:54:28Fuck.
00:54:29He's not peeking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:39I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe?
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53All right.
00:55:00Whoa!
00:55:06Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens with hyperflicker.
00:55:10I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it, everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28Oh, that's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Green Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43We should.
00:55:45Beat it.
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:47And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur.
00:55:50Please.
00:55:51Just give us.
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:39I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly.
00:56:44Now, aside from the adrenaline,
00:56:46I'd like to start a business in the wasteland.
00:56:49With your approval.
00:56:51Hm.
00:56:52Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:55Call me Tilly.
00:56:56And whatever business you run,
00:56:59I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Oh, come on.
00:57:03That's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well,
00:57:07there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be.
00:57:17My.
00:57:18Husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:42You know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:51I want to try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist,
00:57:57and you be the sadist.
00:58:03I want to be theí•©!
00:58:04No need to run.
00:58:06No need to hide.
00:58:11As long as you're...
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject MUST be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:38Here. Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51Alright, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:58No need. I'll come myself. With my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives. I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered. Reward issued. Anti-radiation serum. Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum? And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical. Immediate treatment required.
00:59:36The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:47Caren, hold on.
00:59:49Caren! There's my dog! There's my dog! There's my dog!
00:59:50Caren, hold on! Caren!
00:59:58Caren, hold on!
01:00:02Caren! Caren!
01:00:04Caren!
01:00:05Caren! Hold on!
01:00:05Help me, let her go!
01:00:07Help me!
01:00:08Help me!
01:00:12I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:16I'm mad!
01:00:19None of you
01:00:21are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:24No!
01:00:26No!
01:00:30No!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode!
01:00:41She's lost control!
01:00:49Okay, hold on.
01:00:51Okay, hold on.
01:00:52Okay, hold on.
01:00:52Okay, hold on.
01:00:53Okay, hold on.
01:00:53Okay, hold on.
01:00:54Okay, hold on.
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, get it off!
01:01:08Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15Okay, what if I could?
01:01:16Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:19Karen, I can't hold her!
01:01:20No!
01:01:40No!
01:01:40No!
01:01:41No!
01:01:41Oh my god!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:43Karen!
01:01:45She's, she's, she's opening me!
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No, Karen!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Warning!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical.
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed,
01:01:57post-death protocol will initiate.
01:02:00No!
01:02:02No, Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Come on!
01:02:04Karen, stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on, Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Please, Karen!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:17Spouse life status.
01:02:18Karen, zero percent.
01:02:20Post-death in ten seconds.
01:02:22Uh, mid-box!
01:02:23Mid-box!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:26Oh, my God!
01:02:27I'm out of options.
01:02:29Please, let this work!
01:02:30Come on, Karen!
01:02:31Come on, Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:44What?!
01:02:45No!
01:02:46Oh, my God!
01:02:47It's just not just...
01:02:48Come on, Karen!
01:02:54Okay, no.
01:02:55Oh, my God.
01:02:58Oh, my God!
01:03:00Ah!
01:03:02Karen!
01:03:07Are you okay?
01:03:08You're okay.
01:03:09Oh my God.
01:03:10Oh my God.
01:03:13Griffin.
01:03:14I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's...
01:03:33It's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:46Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:50Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit.
01:04:21Huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skin rocks!
01:04:50Go, no!
01:04:51I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:04:54Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste,
01:05:09line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39Thou will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell for that.
01:05:52Lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10I'll ask for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:27Thank you, boss.
01:06:28Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Thank you, boss.
01:06:38Your lives are enough.
01:06:39Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Counts on, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress, 47%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:10I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:09We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:18Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:18Just pay, pay.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:32So, what's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You all do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You gotta pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name?
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So, I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:30The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:38First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got ten minutes to come up with a hundred barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:11:27I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:30The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:37She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha, are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Raymond, Frank, I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it, I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:14Ha, ha, ha.
01:12:16The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51Oh, so he was pathetic even back then.
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:15or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels or option two.
01:14:04If you let me screw those three girls,
01:14:09then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous to that, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked them to drape piss yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind yet?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously setting the checks.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off.
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:40Get in here!
01:15:46That's Queen Tilly's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:06Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09A few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:30How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Tilly on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his eyes!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:44No.
01:17:45I decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:21Most feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross.
01:18:30Eh?
01:18:31Take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:51You.
01:18:52Hey.
01:18:52Hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls.
01:19:00I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Johnny!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31what's going on here queen tilly you're just in time we just caught this guy he's a guilty
01:19:37of tax evasion and he resisted arrest i was just about to deal with him
01:19:42like jack this bastard was trading without paying the tax he's undermining your authority
01:19:52you're quite the popular man and you're quite late it's not very nice of you
01:19:58hey just shut your mouth yeah you don't don't speak to the queen that way
01:20:04who broke these
01:20:08we did that's right we saved you the trouble you didn't want that that bootleg stuff it's crap
01:20:13that's right and this idiot even said that you're his wife his wife queen tilly that's an insult to
01:20:22your status i don't even know how someone like you could possibly do you have a problem with my
01:20:30taste in men no no no that's not that's not what i meant wait wait a minute you mean that
01:20:37you and he
01:20:37actually oh queen queen tilly he he's just trash uh literally a scavenger
01:20:53he is my husband what
01:20:58those bottles were made for me by him what
01:21:18miss tilly i didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband
01:21:23it was him
01:21:26he made us do it he set us up
01:21:28look at mom don't bullshit me buddy
01:21:30everybody here saw you smash those bottles
01:21:33why would i tell you to smash my own booze
01:21:36who broke my bottles
01:21:39do i have to kill one of you fuckers
01:21:42so somebody speaks
01:21:47queen tilly i don't know anything about this
01:21:50i didn't know
01:21:51raymond he he gave me an order to do it
01:21:53i i uh i shouldn't have listened to him
01:21:56son of a bitch
01:21:57please save me
01:21:58i'll be your slave for the rest of my life
01:22:00that's ask the queen to have mercy on me
01:22:04i'm sorry about earlier
01:22:05if you want i'll kill raymond for you
01:22:07what
01:22:08horace
01:22:10throw him out
01:22:11left
01:22:15cut off one hand each
01:22:18exile them
01:22:19and if they come back
01:22:21kill them on sight
01:22:23no
01:22:24no
01:22:25no
01:22:25you don't understand
01:22:26no
01:22:27no
01:22:28no
01:22:28no
01:22:28get up
01:22:33we need to talk
01:22:35come on
01:22:53arthur
01:22:55i don't share my men
01:22:56with other women
01:22:58so what do you plan to do
01:23:00about these three
01:23:12i can't make that choice
01:23:17you want all of them
01:23:19back off
01:23:20why are you targeting
01:23:21my husband
01:23:22exactly
01:23:23we don't care who you are
01:23:25we've been with arthur longer
01:23:27we're not afraid of you
01:23:28mess with us
01:23:30and arthur will never forgive you
01:23:32right honey
01:23:33i'd rather face bullets
01:23:35than four wives
01:23:56what the hell
01:23:57how do they have guns
01:24:02surprise mother fucker
01:24:04come on arthur
01:24:05i know you're in there
01:24:06you didn't expect this did you
01:24:08we got plenty of guns now
01:24:09found them in an abandoned military base
01:24:12that's where you got your rifle to right
01:24:18honey
01:24:18take out your gun too
01:24:19look i'm out of bullets
01:24:21i'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side
01:24:24damn it
01:24:25i knew i should have brought more people
01:24:28we just wiped out the queen's manor
01:24:30and found a ton of good shit
01:24:32we're pumped up on that sweet sweet adrenaline
01:24:35i feel fucking amazing
01:24:42they wiped out my whole game
01:24:44look i'm gonna make them pay for it
01:24:47get to the basement now
01:24:48no arthur what about you
01:24:52look it's me that they're after
01:24:54i'll draw them away
01:24:55arthur you can't outrun bullets
01:24:57yes just hide in the basement with us
01:24:59if they can't find us they'll just leave
01:25:01if they set the house on fire
01:25:02none of us are gonna make it out alive
01:25:04the best chance is for me to distract them
01:25:07find my chance and escape the wasteland
01:25:09come on arthur
01:25:10come out
01:25:10i know you're in there
01:25:11bring your bitches with you
01:25:14remember that souvenir you left for us
01:25:16when we've come to return the favor
01:25:18you're surrounded
01:25:19so get out here and prepare to die
01:25:21you piece of shit
01:25:22come on
01:25:38come on
01:25:40keep fighting
01:25:41i will die for my lives
01:25:43i can do this all day
01:25:45i can stretch your whole house if i feel like it
01:25:47get to the basement now
01:25:49no
01:25:52if we go
01:25:54we go together
01:25:56yes
01:25:56if you die
01:25:58we die with you
01:25:59yes
01:26:00i'd rather die right now
01:26:01than let those bastards lay a finger on me
01:26:12okay
01:26:14but we're covering tilly
01:26:16tilly
01:26:17get to the basement
01:26:18there are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while
01:26:21my people were slaughtered
01:26:23i'm a fallen queen now
01:26:25why would you still want help
01:26:28as the queen
01:26:29it's my duty to protect you sweetheart
01:26:39well darling
01:26:42i don't want to live in a world without you
01:26:46we're gonna miss together
01:26:53we're gonna miss together
01:27:04okay
01:27:05one ammunition
01:27:06five thousand rounds
01:27:0750 armed guards
01:27:09items can be retrieved at any time
01:27:11are saved
01:27:23let's reload
01:27:24let's reload
01:27:24and blow straight to hell
01:27:27okay okay you got me
01:27:29i surrender
01:27:30stop shooting
01:27:33get your ass out here
01:27:35bring your bitches
01:27:37and your supplies
01:27:39fine
01:27:40but guns down first
01:27:42if you shoot me dead
01:27:44i can't tell you where the supplies are hidden
01:27:46all right
01:27:47you come out nice
01:27:50and slow
01:27:52no funny business
01:28:03surprise motherfucker
01:28:05oh shit
01:28:14i used to be a lowly scavenger
01:28:17now i'm starting an empire
01:28:19at the end of the world
01:28:24my wives gave me a reason to live
01:28:27so i live
01:28:29to protect them
01:28:30babe
01:28:31say these
01:28:35baby here you go
01:28:39darling
01:28:40don't forget
01:28:41you're sleeping with me tonight
01:28:43and don't wander into the wrong room like last time
01:28:47honey
01:28:48why don't we all shower together tonight
01:28:50all right ladies
01:28:52we'll get some rest
01:28:53i have a city to run
01:28:56your majesty
01:28:57detecting children
01:28:59human civilization progress
01:29:01sixty percent
01:29:02this is the start of my empire
01:29:04you ain't seen nothing yet
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