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End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:01It's been 10 years since World War III.
00:00:04I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:07Last item of the day, boys!
00:00:09Two lovely sisters!
00:00:12Suitable host detected.
00:00:14Am I the only one seeing this?
00:00:16Compatible partner confirmed.
00:00:17Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:00:20Failure will result in host death.
00:00:22What? Death?
00:00:25Rescue mission complete.
00:00:27Partner count increased.
00:00:29Current total, three.
00:00:31I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:00:33Hey, Mary.
00:00:34Parent Susan.
00:00:35Call me Tilly.
00:00:36Now on, we're your wives.
00:00:38Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:00:45Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:00:48I used to be a lowly scavenger.
00:00:50Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
00:00:53Surprise, motherfucker!
00:01:01I've got one.
00:01:02It's been 10 years since World War III.
00:01:04I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:01:07Last item of the day, boys!
00:01:09Two lovely sisters!
00:01:12Suitable host detected.
00:01:14Am I the only one seeing this?
00:01:16Compatible partner confirmed.
00:01:18Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:01:20Failure will result in host death.
00:01:23What?
00:01:23Death?
00:01:25Rescue mission complete.
00:01:27Partner count increased.
00:01:30Current total, three.
00:01:32I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:01:33I'm Mary.
00:01:34Parent Susan.
00:01:35Call me Tilly.
00:01:36Now on, we're your wives.
00:01:38Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:01:45Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:01:48I used to be a lowly scavenger.
00:01:51Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
00:01:53Surprise, motherfucker!
00:02:01It's been 10 years since World War III.
00:02:04Since the nukes flew.
00:02:0695% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:02:10What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:02:14I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:02:19The world runs on one rule now.
00:02:22Eat or be eaten.
00:02:24Beep.非常的
00:02:45I don't know.
00:02:58What, that's it?
00:02:59Look, man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:03:01Bring booze or meds next time.
00:03:04They get you more.
00:03:14I'll have to make this last all week.
00:03:25I'll have to make this last item of the day, boys.
00:03:27Two lovely sisters.
00:03:30Mm-hmm.
00:03:50Early 20s.
00:03:52Healthy.
00:03:53Strong enough to work.
00:03:55Young enough to bed children.
00:03:58Woo-hoo!
00:04:05What the hell?
00:04:07Seriously?
00:04:07Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:04:11You?
00:04:12Exactly.
00:04:13Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:04:16Half the time they don't even work.
00:04:18God forbid you knock them up.
00:04:19Then you'll fuck forever.
00:04:26If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:04:30But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:04:35This world sucks.
00:04:37Look at that skin.
00:04:38And those tits.
00:04:41Ha-ha!
00:04:42When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:04:46Limited time offer, boys.
00:04:48Two for one.
00:04:50Place those bids!
00:04:53I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:04:55Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:04:58I swear.
00:04:59I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:05:09Suitable host detected.
00:05:11System activation complete.
00:05:13Rescue mission required.
00:05:15What?
00:05:15What the hell is this?
00:05:17Am I the only one seeing this?
00:05:20This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:05:26This thing is alien tech?
00:05:27It's purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:05:37Preserve humanity?
00:05:40Compatible partner confirmed.
00:05:43Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:05:45Time remaining three minutes.
00:05:49Failure will result in host death.
00:05:57It won't come off.
00:06:00Wait.
00:06:01Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:06:03He failed to do what the system asked?
00:06:06What do I do now?
00:06:08What do I do now?
00:06:22Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:24This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:06:28You want these girls?
00:06:30You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:06:35He didn't attack us.
00:06:38He's not like the others.
00:06:40If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:06:44The war had wiped out guns.
00:06:46That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:06:52I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:06:55Wait, wait, wait.
00:06:56What if we buy them, have our, uh, bun, and then sell them off?
00:07:03What if they die?
00:07:04Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:07:09What works for me?
00:07:10All right.
00:07:12One can of food.
00:07:16Who's going to beat that?
00:07:17Ha!
00:07:24No.
00:07:25I can't let this happen.
00:07:27If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:07:34One can.
00:07:38And a bar of chocolate.
00:07:46Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:07:49Don't you dare get in my way.
00:07:52Ladies and gentlemen, the ladies are watching.
00:07:56Let's keep it civil now.
00:08:00All right.
00:08:02You want to play?
00:08:04I'll show you what you're up against.
00:08:08Two cans.
00:08:10Oh, two cans.
00:08:14Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:08:17It's the same asshole since high school.
00:08:20The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:08:23What's wrong, trash rat?
00:08:24You scared?
00:08:26Come on.
00:08:27Show us what you got.
00:08:33Host death in 30 seconds.
00:08:37Shit.
00:08:37I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls.
00:08:42God.
00:08:43Last can.
00:08:44You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:08:46I'm not going to let that happen.
00:08:49He's not doing this for himself.
00:08:53Is he trying to save us?
00:08:57Spouse affection increase detected.
00:09:00Reward granted.
00:09:02Item issued.
00:09:0320 cans of meat.
00:09:0520 cans of produce.
00:09:0620 units of purified water.
00:09:11Oh.
00:09:20Holy shit.
00:09:22This is a lot of food.
00:09:24I could live off this for months.
00:09:26Oh, too bad.
00:09:28Looks like you're out of beds.
00:09:31Dude, I really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:09:34What a joke.
00:09:35You think you can compete with me over women?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40You've been a loser since high school.
00:09:42Money.
00:09:43Girls.
00:09:44Whatever it is.
00:09:45I always get there first.
00:09:48Woo!
00:09:55Oh, yeah?
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:57Well, how about this?
00:09:59Woo!
00:10:02Woo!
00:10:05Woo!
00:10:06Woo!
00:10:06Woo!
00:10:08Woo!
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:10Woo!
00:10:10Woo!
00:10:11Woo!
00:10:12Woo!
00:10:12Woo!
00:10:12Woo!
00:10:13Woo!
00:10:15Woo!
00:10:19Woo!
00:10:21Woo!
00:10:22How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:10:23No way.
00:10:24I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar!
00:10:27whatever he bids I bet in one more can so are you bidding all right if no one
00:10:40else is bidding looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here going
00:10:45once going twice
00:11:03rescue and host binding complete increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:11:27you could do all your best to try but you know that I'm the winner till the day I die
00:11:37I saved two girls and beat Jack this system is insane
00:11:47this time I see you I won't be taking just your rash
00:12:13we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:12:32compatible spouse detected rescue required for binding failure to complete will result in post
00:12:38death time to complete two minutes this again and only two minutes told you I knew Billy was
00:12:47hoarding himself a girl I know where Billy keeps his goods I can take you there yeah why don't we
00:12:51take you this good see your first just had two women taken away from me stay here you are gonna
00:13:14help
00:13:14help me work that anger out
00:13:28Arthur you again you're fucking dead I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking paces and feed you to the
00:13:35straight straight stay back really a bottle of water
00:13:47Molotov
00:13:59shit that was my only Molotov
00:14:0445 seconds remaining until host death
00:14:10oh god damn
00:14:13where did you even get that I saved the gas from a wrecked car just like to scare them off
00:14:17what so what do we do now
00:14:20god I'll need to bluff now
00:14:21take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground
00:14:25god damn it Arthur you already have two and then you gotta take her too
00:14:29post death
00:14:30in 20 seconds
00:14:35fuck why won't they back off
00:14:46Arthur you're dead you hear me I'm dead this is not over I'll catch you later pretty girl
00:15:04come on let's go go go
00:15:13thank you you saved my life
00:15:16rescue mission complete partner count increased current total three affection metrics
00:15:33maybe I can trust this guy rough around the edges but he's got guts
00:15:39spells affection levels increase rewards issued medicine 10 units 2 MP5 submachine guns 4 clips of ammunition 50 rounds each
00:15:48items can be retrieved at any time
00:15:51two rifles
00:15:52guns are extinct and now I've got two food meds weapons I might actually be the apex
00:15:59in my life
00:16:00whoopsvey
00:16:01whoops
00:16:02ok let's
00:16:03move not safe here
00:16:05cool
00:16:14Uh, welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel.
00:16:19No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:16:24Hope you don't mind.
00:16:27You're kidding.
00:16:28How can this Chewbacca fit whole four of us?
00:16:30I don't mind at all.
00:16:32You saved us.
00:16:34It's more than enough.
00:16:36We can clean the place up a bit.
00:16:39It's gonna be fine.
00:16:42I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:16:44You are...
00:16:46I'm Karen Linton, and this is my little sister.
00:16:50We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:16:54I'm Mary.
00:16:56Mary.
00:17:02Really?
00:17:04None of you know who I am?
00:17:09I'm a Hollywood star.
00:17:11Oh.
00:17:12Country bumpkins.
00:17:14I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:17:22Well, from now on, we're your wives.
00:17:26I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:17:29Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:17:31Make yourselves comfortable, and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:17:35I'll help.
00:17:36Yeah.
00:17:37All right.
00:17:39I'll help you.
00:17:40She really knows how to butter people up.
00:17:42Great.
00:17:43He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:17:46Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:17:49But me?
00:17:50Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:17:52Hell no.
00:17:53All right.
00:17:54We'll start with chicken soup.
00:17:55About half a gallon.
00:17:57I'm just going to fill this up to that line right there.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:14Wow.
00:18:15How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:18:23Babe, what's wrong?
00:18:31What were you staring at?
00:18:44Nothing.
00:18:45Just...
00:18:47I don't want you overdoing it.
00:18:50I got it.
00:18:52It's fine.
00:18:54You cut us out of that auction.
00:18:57So I'm your wife now.
00:19:00I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:19:04Anything to make you happy.
00:19:07Okay.
00:19:31She's cute.
00:19:32Okay.
00:19:33I got it.
00:19:34Okay?
00:19:34Let me help.
00:19:36Right there.
00:19:42You didn't just save me.
00:19:46You gave me food.
00:19:48A place to stay.
00:19:50If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:20:24I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:20:28Wow.
00:20:30She moves fast.
00:20:32Cute.
00:20:33But charm?
00:20:34That's my lane.
00:20:37Okay.
00:20:38Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:20:45Oh no.
00:20:47I think I twisted my ankle.
00:20:49Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:20:51I don't think I can stand.
00:20:52Here, come try to stand.
00:20:54My legs feel really weak right now.
00:20:57It's a good thing you caught me.
00:20:59You're so strong.
00:21:01It makes me feel safe.
00:21:04Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:21:20Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:21:23I can keep you warm.
00:21:25Give you a massage.
00:21:26I can feel the hand on my back.
00:21:29I can feel the heat.
00:21:30Maybe you didn't know.
00:21:33Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:21:40Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:21:44Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:21:58Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:22:01No.
00:22:03No, nothing.
00:22:04It was just really hot in there.
00:22:08Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:22:13In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:22:16If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:22:21These supplies won't last forever.
00:22:23I need to raise their affection levels.
00:22:27So...
00:22:27It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:22:31And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:22:33Arthur, they're probably only here for the food.
00:22:38Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:22:41This is delicious.
00:22:58Arthur, why are you eating?
00:23:01No, I am.
00:23:02It's just...
00:23:04It's really hot in here.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:29Sorry.
00:23:32Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:23:35I'm just giving her husband a little massage.
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:40Oh, well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:23:45Maybe you need to lie down.
00:23:47I could help you relax.
00:23:49Great idea.
00:23:51I'll help too.
00:23:58If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:24:19It's just a massage.
00:24:21That's all.
00:24:21I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:24:25Now I tried to resent.
00:24:30Now I tried to repair.
00:24:31Lord, I tried.
00:24:33I regret all of the hood I had.
00:24:37Cause I'm no angel.
00:24:39All I...
00:24:39This is too good to be true.
00:24:44Did you guys hear that?
00:24:45Don't leave me alone.
00:24:47Ah!
00:24:50Yeah.
00:24:52Is everyone okay?
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:56Forget the massage.
00:24:57We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:07Alright, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:25:11Mary?
00:25:13You okay?
00:25:17You're on your period, aren't you?
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:21I'm okay, though.
00:25:22I should probably stay home and rest.
00:25:24But you go on without me.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29But if you hear a sound, you lock the door, and you stay quiet, alright?
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:41Wait.
00:25:44You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:25:51I'm gonna come right back.
00:25:52I don't abandon my girls.
00:25:57Okay, babe.
00:25:59I'll wait for you.
00:26:01Okay.
00:26:14That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:26:17Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:26:21Three women waiting on her and more food till the rest of us combine.
00:26:24And then we take it.
00:26:28All of it.
00:26:30All of it.
00:26:41Arthur?
00:26:43Arthur?
00:26:43You're back already?
00:26:44all of it.
00:26:55All of it.
00:27:06Well...
00:27:07Well, well.
00:27:07Well, look at you. You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:27:26Good. Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:27:29At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:27:34Arthur! Something's wrong!
00:27:39Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary!
00:27:44Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:27:48Your woman is in my hands.
00:27:51Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:27:55It's Jack and his guys. I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:27:59Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:28:01They must have teamed up with another group.
00:28:03Those guys are animals. Mary, she might not have made it.
00:28:06No, no. No, Mary is alive.
00:28:09Right? There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:28:12That place is most definitely a trap. They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:28:17So what do we do?
00:28:27Now both of you stay here. I'm going alone.
00:28:31Alone? Are you crazy?
00:28:33Arthur, don't do anything reckless. You can't just...
00:28:35Hey, don't worry. I'm gonna bring Mary back.
00:28:47I've got a secret weapon.
00:28:58Boss!
00:28:59Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:29:08Arthur was right. Mary really is still alive.
00:29:11You promised Arthur would stay home.
00:29:13I don't trust him alone.
00:29:15Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:29:26Stop thinking with your dick!
00:29:29Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:29:32So we have to stay sharp.
00:29:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:30:07Well, well, look who's here, and you even came alone.
00:30:13Did you come here to die, or to give us some food?
00:30:17He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:30:20Look at him.
00:30:23Thorny fucking dog.
00:30:25Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:30:28I sure did.
00:30:31Arthur, don't do this for me. I'm not worth it.
00:30:34Shut up! This isn't your time to talk!
00:30:38Don't worry, Mary. I will get you out of here.
00:30:55So we can go hunting. I know a spot. Now, it's kind of isolated, a little bit far away, but
00:31:00I think...
00:31:00Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony. We good?
00:31:07What?
00:31:08I gave you the goods, you gave me the girl. That was the deal, right?
00:31:11What girl?
00:31:23So you chose the hard way.
00:31:28I gave you the supplies. Now you let Mary go.
00:31:32Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:31:35Nope.
00:31:36Never seen him before in my life.
00:31:39You heard him. Now beat it.
00:31:42Come on, guys. Let's be fair.
00:31:49Surround him.
00:32:00He is surrounded. We have to help him.
00:32:03Are you crazy?
00:32:05Look how many people there are.
00:32:10Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right, all right. I see what's going on here.
00:32:15I know what you guys are gonna do.
00:32:16Be smart.
00:32:18Get the fuck out!
00:32:28I gave you a chance.
00:32:47I gave you a chance.
00:32:57Wait, a gun? A real fucking gun?
00:33:00How the fuck did you get a real gun?
00:33:01There are more of us. He can't have that many rounds.
00:33:04Yeah, yeah. With all the shots you fire, you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:33:07Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:33:09We rush him together. The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls.
00:33:36Come on!
00:33:40Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:33:48Don't move!
00:33:52We're not done yet.
00:33:59Look, I'm sorry.
00:34:01Okay? I have nothing to do. It's his fault.
00:34:05It is fucking Jack.
00:34:06It's all his fault.
00:34:08No, he's lying.
00:34:09I didn't do anything.
00:34:10Tony took your girls. He stole your supplies.
00:34:14Don't shoot me! Don't shoot me!
00:34:18We can talk this out!
00:34:52I thought I was never gonna see you again.
00:34:54I told you I'd come back.
00:34:57Oh my God!
00:34:58Hey, what are you doing here? I told you guys to stay home.
00:35:00We were so worried about you.
00:35:02I was so scared I thought you were gonna die.
00:35:04Oh really? That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:35:08How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:35:11God, that was so hard.
00:35:13Times are changing.
00:35:15But I know where I'm going.
00:35:18That's why my blood's driving me home.
00:35:21Bao's affection levels increased.
00:35:24Been broken and weak.
00:35:27Hell is a god.
00:35:28Rewards delivered to residents.
00:35:30Purified water.
00:35:3120 liters.
00:35:32Canned meat.
00:35:3320 units.
00:35:34Milk.
00:35:3520 cartons.
00:35:39Come on.
00:35:40Let's go home.
00:35:46As for you guys...
00:35:51Come here.
00:35:56Don't kill me.
00:35:58Please.
00:35:59We'll give you back everything.
00:36:01Shut up.
00:36:03On your knees.
00:36:07Arthur, man.
00:36:08Please.
00:36:10Please don't kill us, man.
00:36:12We were classmates, right?
00:36:16We'll work for you.
00:36:18Hands on the ground.
00:36:18Mom.
00:36:38You remember this.
00:36:40If you ever come near my wives again,
00:36:45I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:36:48Get out of here.
00:36:50Ah!
00:36:50Now!
00:37:01Ladies!
00:37:02What's on the feast tonight?
00:37:04Huh?
00:37:05Come on.
00:37:06At our new home.
00:37:09Let's go.
00:37:13Affection Metrics.
00:37:15Mary.
00:37:1630.
00:37:17Karen.
00:37:1815.
00:37:19Susan.
00:37:2025.
00:37:21Human Civilization Continuation Progress.
00:37:2433%.
00:37:26Civilization.
00:37:27Continuation?
00:37:30Primary Objective.
00:37:31Host.
00:37:32Must.
00:37:32Reproduce with compatible partners
00:37:34to preserve human civilization.
00:37:36What happens when it reaches a hundred percent?
00:37:39Bet you I brought you a clean towel.
00:37:41I'll just leave you here.
00:37:43Okay.
00:37:45Thanks.
00:37:45Good job.
00:37:53Have fun.
00:37:58Good job.
00:38:14I'll just keep walking.
00:38:18Hey, what are you doing?
00:38:23Arthur, you saved me, fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:38:34I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:38:41And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:38:46Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:38:51I know what you're thinking, and I'm gonna regret it.
00:38:57But I won't.
00:39:01I choose you.
00:39:15I'm ready for your day, I'm ready for your game.
00:39:21You take the rest of me.
00:39:25Yes, you do.
00:39:28You take the rest of me.
00:39:30You get it out of the door.
00:39:34You take the rest of me.
00:39:37Looks like someone's eager.
00:39:40Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind in a while.
00:39:44It's been a long week.
00:39:47You take the rest of me.
00:39:49I'll take good care.
00:40:11I'll take good care.
00:40:15You take the rest of me.
00:40:18Yes, you do.
00:40:21You take the rest of me.
00:40:24You get it out of the door.
00:40:28You take the rest of me.
00:40:31Yes, you don't
00:40:37Arthur!
00:40:38Baby, don't stop.
00:40:41Please.
00:40:43Unbelievable.
00:40:45She actually made the first move.
00:40:48I won't be left behind.
00:40:50Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:40:55Hold me tighter.
00:40:57You're driving me insane.
00:41:01Oh my god.
00:41:07Damn it.
00:41:09I want sex too.
00:41:11I don't want a man.
00:41:19Arthur!
00:41:22Arthur!
00:41:25You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang.
00:41:29Alone.
00:41:30And you lost all those supplies?
00:41:32Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:41:36I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:41:37No!
00:41:40If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:41:45Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:50Okay.
00:41:51Best we can manage.
00:41:5343% alcohol.
00:41:59You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:42:01Mmm.
00:42:03Not bad.
00:42:0543%, huh?
00:42:07It'll do.
00:42:10The queen totally will love this.
00:42:14As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:42:21him myself.
00:42:22No.
00:42:22Heh heh heh.
00:42:33Spouse affection levels detected.
00:42:36Rewards issued.
00:42:37Gasoline.
00:42:3820 liters.
00:42:40Microgenerators.
00:42:41Three units.
00:42:42Purified water.
00:42:4330 liters.
00:42:44Food.
00:42:4530 cans.
00:42:46Affection metrics.
00:42:47Mary.
00:42:4830.
00:42:48Increased to 50.
00:42:50Susan.
00:42:5035.
00:42:51And Karen.
00:42:5215.
00:42:53Increased to 60.
00:42:55Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:43:01Karen?
00:43:05Oh no.
00:43:06He looks so hot.
00:43:08I can't help myself.
00:43:17Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:43:25Karen, are you okay?
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:28Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:32I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:40That was close.
00:43:41He almost found out about the mutation.
00:43:44What's wrong with her?
00:43:55What is this?
00:44:05I let go of...
00:44:10Baselift?
00:44:13I knew something was off.
00:44:14A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:44:17Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:44:20Come on.
00:44:22Let's go check it out.
00:44:37What the hell?
00:44:42It's gold.
00:44:43There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:44:46Gold, huh?
00:44:48In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:44:58Now this...
00:45:01This is the real gold of our era.
00:45:05The real gold of our era?
00:45:09These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:45:11Yes.
00:45:12I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least...
00:45:14Free nuclear war?
00:45:15Maybe even older?
00:45:16In a place like this people need something to get through the day.
00:45:20Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:45:22That's basically gold now.
00:45:24This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:45:27The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:45:30There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:45:33These are all premium whiskeys.
00:45:3550 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:45:39Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:45:46This is the real gold of our era.
00:45:48Look with this much booze.
00:45:50We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:45:53Make it ours.
00:45:55Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:45:59Cheers!
00:46:03Cheers!
00:46:04And go!
00:46:07Cheers!
00:46:12Wait, it is pretty sure it is there.
00:46:16Oh, dear.
00:46:20Arthur.
00:46:22Here.
00:46:35Karen?
00:46:36What are you doing?
00:46:38Are you into women?
00:46:41Karen?
00:46:43Karen?
00:46:44What are you doing?
00:46:47It's me, Susan! Stop!
00:46:54Karen!
00:46:55Karen!
00:46:56Are you drunk?
00:46:56Hey, hey, hey!
00:46:59A man!
00:47:00I need someone to fuck me now!
00:47:08Karen!
00:47:09Karen, calm down!
00:47:11Calm down!
00:47:22Hey!
00:47:23Hey!
00:47:24Hey!
00:47:24Hey!
00:47:25Hey!
00:47:25Hey!
00:47:26Hey!
00:47:26Hey!
00:47:28Hey!
00:47:29Hey!
00:47:30She's okay.
00:47:31She's just knocked out.
00:47:33What happened?
00:47:34I don't know.
00:47:36She was drunk.
00:47:37She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:47:39No, no, no.
00:47:40She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:47:42It's the mutation.
00:47:44Mutation?
00:47:45When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:47:48She took the blast head on.
00:47:50The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:47:54An unstable libido.
00:47:56Sometimes it spikes.
00:47:59Violently.
00:48:02So what do we do?
00:48:04She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:48:09I know where to get her.
00:48:11Tell me I'll do anything.
00:48:13Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss,
00:48:18and before the war she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:48:24Alright.
00:48:25Let's get Karen settled.
00:48:27And after that...
00:48:31I'll meet with the Queen.
00:48:46Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:48:49I'm gonna trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:48:52You two stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:48:57Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:49:00A lot of men have died because of her.
00:49:05Is she really that dangerous?
00:49:08Wait, so...
00:49:09Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:49:12That's what people say.
00:49:14She's a sadist.
00:49:15She toys men for fun.
00:49:17All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:49:28It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back.
00:49:42It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back.
00:49:46I'm theess.
00:49:59I'm...
00:50:11So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:50:17That's right.
00:50:28Booze for adrenaline.
00:50:3050 bottles worth.
00:50:36Are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage?
00:50:39You know how that is.
00:50:45I brewed this myself.
00:50:48It's nothing like the watered down crap out there.
00:50:51I promise you'll like it.
00:50:54Funny.
00:50:55The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:50:58Because I cut it out.
00:51:03Now he's right here kneeling, serving me.
00:51:08Harder!
00:51:10Don't make me repeat myself.
00:51:14The end comes to us.
00:51:15You know.
00:51:18You might just barely qualify.
00:51:21That's my footrest.
00:51:23The end comes to us.
00:51:25The end comes to us.
00:51:27You.
00:51:29Go try.
00:51:29The end comes to us all.
00:51:32The end comes to us all.
00:51:41That smell...
00:51:42That's real booze.
00:51:44Wait!
00:51:46I'll try it myself.
00:51:53This better be real, or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:52:07Don't drink that, my lord.
00:52:10That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:52:25Boss, that's Arthur.
00:52:28The fraud.
00:52:32Oh, my old classmate.
00:52:36I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:52:40Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:52:42Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:52:56Arthur, didn't I tell you?
00:53:00When you are being bullied, you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:53:05But instead, you snitched on me to the deep, and now I'm suspended.
00:53:10You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:53:14You're all gonna pay for this.
00:53:19Arthur.
00:53:25Remember the space in yours.
00:53:28You're stuck with the rest of your life.
00:53:37That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:53:43Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:53:45Yeah, that crap.
00:53:47We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:53:50It's the color of piss.
00:53:51How'd you brew them with your own urine?
00:53:55Oh, God.
00:53:57Guys, guys.
00:53:58Queen Tilt.
00:53:59I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:54:03So, I brought these two bottles.
00:54:05It's as an exchange.
00:54:09That's good.
00:54:10Oh.
00:54:32Strong.
00:54:34Before the war, this wouldn't even pass as premium.
00:54:41But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:54:50And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give them a quick, less painful death.
00:55:02And you.
00:55:04How can you decide?
00:55:05You haven't even tried my booze.
00:55:07Wee Tilly, why bother?
00:55:08I mean, just look at it.
00:55:09Cloudy as hell.
00:55:11God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:55:13I know him better than anyone.
00:55:14We went to high school together.
00:55:16He's always been shit.
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:19Wee Tilly, why bother?
00:55:19Enough!
00:55:22Fine.
00:55:23We'll do this properly.
00:55:24But he can drink it.
00:55:29I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:55:40Good boy.
00:55:55This is insane!
00:55:59It's a gift from God!
00:56:03He's not drinking it.
00:56:05Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:56:10The hell?
00:56:11This guy can actually make booze?
00:56:13I have no idea.
00:56:14I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe?
00:56:20I approve whiskey.
00:56:26He didn't
00:56:34Oh, God
00:56:40Let's take that.
00:56:41Blue flame.
00:56:42That only happens with Hyperflickr.
00:56:45I want your whiskey. All of it. Everything that you have. Let me taste it.
00:56:50Sure, but I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:56:56Deal.
00:57:00Oh, yeah. Oh, that's it. I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:57:06Queen Tilly, maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:57:16Yeah, we should. Beat it, all three of you, and take your cheap garbage with you.
00:57:24Arthur, please, just give us, do us a favor. Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:57:29A little bit. We'll do anything you want.
00:57:34Anything? Yes, anything.
00:57:38Okay. We'll do anything you want.
00:57:42I want you to drink his piss.
00:57:44Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man. We've known each other since school.
00:57:48Yeah. Yeah, we did, and look where that got you.
00:57:51Are you serious right now?
00:57:52Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:58:03You fucking touched me. Hey!
00:58:05This isn't over, Arthur! I'll make you pay for it. I will, I swear!
00:58:10A man who can make liquor like this? I need to keep him close.
00:58:15Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland with your approval.
00:58:24Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:58:28Call me Tilly, and whatever business you run, I take eighty percent.
00:58:34Eighty? Come on, that's insane.
00:58:37Too much?
00:58:39Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:58:43And what might that be?
00:58:48Be my husband.
00:58:57Penty of toys here.
00:59:01Pick one.
00:59:02We have time.
00:59:14You know, maybe I can work with eighty percent.
00:59:17Shut up!
00:59:19I am tired of the same boring games.
00:59:23I want to try something different.
00:59:28I'll be the masochist, and you be the sadist.
00:59:36No need to run, no need to hide, as long as young, all night gets early.
00:59:50Compatible spouse detected.
00:59:52Rescue required.
00:59:54Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:59:56Failure will initiate host death.
00:59:59Oh, come on!
01:00:03I've got blood on my head, you should be afraid.
01:00:11Here, call me on this.
01:00:14Now, Owen, your taxes are waived.
01:00:17And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
01:00:24All right, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bucks.
01:00:29Hmm, no need.
01:00:31I'll come myself with my people.
01:00:35I hear that you have three wives.
01:00:39I want to meet them.
01:00:41See what kind of women besides me keep you interested.
01:00:50Why do I feel like a male escort?
01:00:54New spouse registered.
01:00:55Reward issued.
01:00:57Anti-radiation serum.
01:00:58Motorcycle.
01:00:59Anti-radiation serum?
01:01:01And a new motorcycle?
01:01:04Spouse's life signal critical.
01:01:06Immediate treatment required.
01:01:07The devil in disguise dies.
01:01:17Ah!
01:01:18Come on!
01:01:19Karen, wake up!
01:01:21You're running off me!
01:01:22I'm here!
01:01:23Ah!
01:01:24Ah!
01:01:27Ah!
01:01:29Ah!
01:01:29Ah!
01:01:29Ah!
01:01:30Karen, hold on.
01:01:34Come here!
01:01:35Ah!
01:01:36Ah!
01:01:37Ah!
01:01:37Oh I'm not.
01:01:37Let her go!
01:01:38Let her go!
01:01:39Help me!
01:01:44I'm dead!
01:01:46I'm dead!
01:01:46I'm dead!
01:01:48I'm dead!
01:01:49I'm dead!
01:01:51None of you are men!
01:01:54Fuck off!
01:01:57No!
01:02:01No!
01:02:05No!
01:02:06Karen, stop!
01:02:11She's having a full episode, she's lost control!
01:02:15What?
01:02:21Right there, let me.
01:02:24Okay.
01:02:33Karen, stop!
01:02:35Karen, stop!
01:02:37Karen, stop!
01:02:37Get it off!
01:02:39Karen!
01:02:43I can't hold her much longer!
01:02:45Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:02:46What if I could?
01:02:48Look at me! I can't get hard like this!
01:02:50Ah!
01:02:51Ah!
01:02:54Ah!
01:02:54Ah!
01:02:59Ah!
01:03:00Ah!
01:03:02Ah!
01:03:04Ah!
01:03:06Ah!
01:03:09Ah!
01:03:11Ah!
01:03:12Oh, wait.
01:03:14Karen?
01:03:16She's operating.
01:03:18What?
01:03:19What?
01:03:20Karen!
01:03:21Karen!
01:03:21No, Karen!
01:03:22Come on!
01:03:24Spouse life signal critical.
01:03:26If spouse death is confirmed, host death protocol will initiate.
01:03:33Karen, come on!
01:03:34Karen, come on!
01:03:35Come on!
01:03:35Come on!
01:03:35Karen, stay with me!
01:03:36Come on!
01:03:36Come on!
01:03:37Stay with me!
01:03:38Come on, Karen!
01:03:40Come on!
01:03:40Why is this happening?
01:03:41I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:03:43Come on!
01:03:44Come on!
01:03:45Please, Karen!
01:03:45Karen, wake up!
01:03:47Spouse life status.
01:03:49Karen, zero percent.
01:03:51Host death in ten seconds.
01:03:53Ah!
01:03:53Midbox!
01:03:54Midbox!
01:03:55Come on, Karen!
01:03:56I'm not gonna lose you!
01:03:58I'm out of options.
01:03:59Please let this work!
01:04:01Karen!
01:04:02Come on, Karen!
01:04:03I'm not gonna lose you!
01:04:04Stay with me!
01:04:07Karen!
01:04:15Oh!
01:04:17Oh!
01:04:18Gonna lose you!
01:04:20Come on!
01:04:21Come on!
01:04:22Come on!
01:04:25I'm not going to lose you!
01:04:28Oh!
01:04:31Oh!
01:04:32Oh!
01:04:33Come on!
01:04:34Oh!
01:04:34Come on!
01:04:35Ah!
01:04:36Oh!
01:04:37Are you okay?
01:04:39You're okay! Oh my god!
01:04:41Oh my god!
01:04:43Griffin!
01:04:45I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
01:04:47Are you okay?
01:04:48I'm fine.
01:04:50I'm okay.
01:04:52You're okay.
01:04:54You're still with us.
01:04:58Yeah, I'm fine.
01:05:00The burning feeling,
01:05:03it's gone.
01:05:04I'm normal now.
01:05:06I'm normal now.
01:05:09So the system serum was designed
01:05:12for her mutation. It actually worked.
01:05:16Sproul's affection levels increased.
01:05:18Rewards issued.
01:05:20Formal dresses.
01:05:21Three sets.
01:05:36Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:05:40Come get your whiskey.
01:05:42Barrel aged.
01:05:43Free samples.
01:05:45Where did you get a gun?
01:05:48Free samples?
01:05:50This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:05:51Trying to find out.
01:05:53One sample for a person.
01:06:06This is everything I have.
01:06:08Is it enough for a bottle?
01:06:09Can I get a half?
01:06:10Actually, since you're my first customers,
01:06:13you each get a bottle.
01:06:15Skin rocks!
01:06:20Go, no! I grabbed it first!
01:06:22Go!
01:06:30I earned my place in Wasteland City
01:06:33with this gun.
01:06:35So if you want a taste,
01:06:39line up.
01:06:54What do you got?
01:06:57Used to be Special Forces.
01:06:59Army Ranger.
01:07:01Fought in a nuclear war.
01:07:03Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:07:07An ex-Marine?
01:07:08That will prove useful.
01:07:13From now on,
01:07:14you're my personal bodyguard.
01:07:17One bottle a month.
01:07:21Hell, for that,
01:07:22lay down my life for you.
01:07:26I used to run gangs.
01:07:30I got five under me.
01:07:32We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:07:40As for you guys.
01:07:42I need salesmen.
01:07:44You know this town better than anyone.
01:07:46Spread out.
01:07:47Find customers.
01:07:49Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:07:5130%?
01:07:52You're too generous.
01:07:54Thank you, boss.
01:07:55Thank you, boss.
01:07:56Thank you, boss.
01:07:56Thank you, boss.
01:08:01Things sure are looking up.
01:08:05I don't need another wife, though.
01:08:08Four wives are enough.
01:08:09Okay, on your feet.
01:08:11Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:08:14I need manpower for bottling.
01:08:16I don't need more women.
01:08:17Yes, boss.
01:08:20Let's get this party started.
01:08:37First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:08:42Not a bad haul.
01:08:51I wonder what Arthur is doing.
01:08:54Need I ask?
01:08:55He's obviously thinking of me.
01:09:07Counts on, boss. We're all good.
01:09:12We're all good.
01:09:13Human civilization continuation progress.
01:09:1747%.
01:09:17So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:09:34I'm out of bullets.
01:09:36System hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:09:39I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:09:42Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:09:46Please seize the reproduction window.
01:09:50Babe.
01:09:51We should shower.
01:09:53Together?
01:09:54Arthur.
01:09:56My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:09:58Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:10:01Hey.
01:10:02Me first.
01:10:04Did you forget I almost died?
01:10:09It's getting dangerous, getting dangerous.
01:10:14Let's shower together tonight.
01:10:17The four of us.
01:10:19Yeah.
01:10:19It saves water.
01:10:34Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:10:39We represent Queen Tilly.
01:10:44Come on, boys.
01:10:45Payday.
01:10:45We're doing the Queen's work.
01:10:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:48Come on, boys.
01:10:48Get that money.
01:10:49We're doing the Queen's business.
01:10:51There's more of us than there is them.
01:10:53Come on.
01:10:56Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:57We're good, we're good.
01:10:59We're good.
01:11:01What's going on?
01:11:02These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:11:05Business looking pretty good.
01:11:08But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:11:10Taxes?
01:11:11What taxes?
01:11:13You want to do business in Wasteland City, you gotta pay 80%.
01:11:19Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:11:22Here.
01:11:24Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:11:26I don't know your thing.
01:11:28How dare you call her by her first name?
01:11:31You must have a death wish, punk.
01:11:37Oh.
01:11:47I'll say it again.
01:11:49The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:11:52So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:11:56She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:12:01Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:12:05First of all, my stuff's real.
01:12:08And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:12:13How dare you?
01:12:14Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:12:18As your trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:12:21That's right.
01:12:22The queen put me in charge.
01:12:25And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:12:28Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:12:32If you fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:12:40Ha.
01:12:41That batch was for Tilly.
01:12:43This is gonna be fun.
01:12:49Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:12:54I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:12:58The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:13:04She takes all the taxes.
01:13:07You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:13:15Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:13:21Well, it's priceless.
01:13:22I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:13:25Ha.
01:13:26Are you threatening us right now?
01:13:28Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:13:32Right, right.
01:13:32I got this.
01:13:34Look, I, I get it.
01:13:35I get it.
01:13:36You're trying to be tough for your, for your ladies over there.
01:13:43The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now, or I'm gonna have my horny
01:13:52boys back here.
01:13:54Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:13:55And I'm gonna make you watch.
01:14:00Alright, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:14:04Anyone that follows this guy, doesn't follow her.
01:14:09This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:14:16You really wanna follow him?
01:14:19No.
01:14:19So he was pathetic even back then?
01:14:21I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:14:27You're free to choose.
01:14:29But remember this.
01:14:31Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:14:35Alright.
01:14:37You got three seconds to decide.
01:14:40Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:14:46Three.
01:14:48Two.
01:14:51One.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:03I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:15:06See that?
01:15:07That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:15:10Doesn't matter how many supplies you have.
01:15:14You're still worthless.
01:15:17Now you got two choices before you.
01:15:20Either you kneel down on that broken glass, and you ask for forgiveness.
01:15:24And then you give a hundred barrels.
01:15:28Or option two.
01:15:31You let me screw those three girls.
01:15:35Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:15:39That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:15:41You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:15:44I know.
01:15:45I haven't even asked them to drape piss.
01:15:48Yet.
01:15:51I don't understand.
01:15:52Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:15:54It'll only make things worse.
01:16:01Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:16:05Loyalty.
01:16:06Her people would die for her.
01:16:09They don't fear death?
01:16:11No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:16:14Only our faith.
01:16:15That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:16:18Faith?
01:16:19Belief?
01:16:20Reason to live?
01:16:22Of course they'd die for her.
01:16:24But we have too many critical supplies.
01:16:26There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:16:29Then what do we do?
01:16:32We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:16:36And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:16:40So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:16:44You're gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:16:47Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:16:51Do you even have to ask?
01:16:54Obviously setting the checks.
01:16:58I'll choose the third option.
01:17:00Third option? Fuck off!
01:17:02You have no right to negotiate.
01:17:06Get him!
01:17:12That's Queen Chewy's Bieber.
01:17:14How'd he get that?
01:17:16Silly, get to my place in five.
01:17:18That's impossible.
01:17:22Silly, get to my place in five.
01:17:31Missed me already?
01:17:32Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:17:35See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:17:39What?
01:17:40Which idiots have a death wish?
01:17:42I'll be there in ten.
01:17:44Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:17:55Mr. Ross!
01:17:56Kill him!
01:17:56How dare he treat you like this?
01:17:58End him now!
01:17:59I swear you're dead.
01:18:01DAD!
01:18:02I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of.
01:18:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:18:06Calm down, Randy.
01:18:07Calm down, calm down.
01:18:08You got riled up!
01:18:10Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chili on that there toy?
01:18:16Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:18:18I'm her husband.
01:18:24So you better back off before you regret it.
01:18:27I'm her husband!
01:18:29He said I'm her husband!
01:18:30Who's he saying?
01:18:32Mr. Ross is scared out of his thighs!
01:18:35So hard in years!
01:18:38Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:18:54Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:18:58Oh, sad face.
01:19:02Now I hate to break the news to you, but...
01:19:06I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:19:10No.
01:19:11I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:19:17I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:19:23Trash the plates!
01:19:24Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:19:27And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:19:30Go!
01:19:34People, what are you doing?
01:19:42Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:19:45Most feet ahead!
01:19:53Mr. Ross.
01:19:55Pick a break.
01:19:56Save some energy for later.
01:19:58You got three women waiting for you.
01:20:00Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:20:02Cheers.
01:20:07Now why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:20:10Leave the other two for me, alright?
01:20:12Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:20:16Hey, hey you.
01:20:17Get over here and get poorer.
01:20:21Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:20:23Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:20:24I'm done!
01:20:26I'm done!
01:20:27I'm done!
01:20:42I'm done!
01:20:46Are you out of your minds?
01:20:54What's going on here?
01:20:55Queen Tilly!
01:20:56You're just in time!
01:20:58We just caught this guy.
01:20:59He's a guilty tax evasion and he resisted arrest.
01:21:03I was just about to deal with him.
01:21:05Like, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:21:10He's undermining your authority.
01:21:15You're quite the popular man.
01:21:17And you're quite late.
01:21:18It's not very nice of you.
01:21:20Hey!
01:21:21Just shut your mouth!
01:21:22You don't speak to the Queen that way!
01:21:27Who broke these?
01:21:30We did!
01:21:32That's right, we saved you the trouble.
01:21:34You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:21:36It's crap.
01:21:37That's right.
01:21:37Hey!
01:21:38This idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:21:41His wife!
01:21:42Ha!
01:21:43Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:21:45I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:21:48Whoa!
01:21:49Hey!
01:21:51Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:21:54No, no, no.
01:21:55That's not, that's not what I meant.
01:21:57Wait, wait, wait a minute.
01:21:58You mean that you and he actually-
01:22:00Ha!
01:22:02Holy!
01:22:05Queen- Queen Tilly, he- he's just trash.
01:22:09Uh, uh, literally a- a scavenger.
01:22:15He's my husband.
01:22:17What?
01:22:18And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:22:24What?
01:22:28What?
01:22:38Oh, uh, uh, Miss Tilly, I- I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:22:45It was him!
01:22:47He made us do it!
01:22:49He set us up!
01:22:50Oh, come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:22:52Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:22:54Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:22:58Who broke my bottles?
01:23:01Do I have to kill one of you fuckers?
01:23:03So somebody speaks?
01:23:06What?
01:23:09Queen Tilly, I- I don't know anything about this.
01:23:11I- I didn't know-
01:23:12Well, Raymond, he- he gave me an order to do it.
01:23:15I- I, uh, I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:23:17Son of a bitch.
01:23:18Arthur, please save me.
01:23:20I- I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:23:22That's- ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:23:24Heh heh.
01:23:25I'm sorry about it earlier.
01:23:27If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:23:29What?
01:23:30Horus?
01:23:32Throw him out.
01:23:33Left.
01:23:36Cut off one hand each.
01:23:39Exile them.
01:23:40And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:23:45No!
01:23:46What?
01:23:46No!
01:23:47You don't understand-
01:23:48No!
01:23:49What?
01:23:49No!
01:23:50Yeah!
01:23:50Shut up!
01:23:55We need to talk.
01:23:56Come on.
01:24:14Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:24:19So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:24:33Well, I can't make that choice.
01:24:38You want all of them?
01:24:40Back off!
01:24:41Why are you targeting my husband?
01:24:44Exactly.
01:24:45We don't care who you are.
01:24:46We've been with Arthur longer.
01:24:48We're not afraid of you.
01:24:50Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:24:53Right, honey?
01:24:55I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:25:00Whoo!
01:25:00Ha ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:25:10Whoo!
01:25:10Aaaahhh!
01:25:14Whoo!
01:25:17What the hell?
01:25:18How do they have guns?
01:25:23Surprise, motherfucker!
01:25:24Come on, Arthur.
01:25:25I know you're in there. You didn't expect this, did you? We got plenty of guns now!
01:25:30We found them in an abandoned military base! That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:25:38Honey, take out your gun too.
01:25:40Look, I'm out of bullets. I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo in there, son.
01:25:44Dammit. I knew I should have brought more people.
01:25:49We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit!
01:25:53We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline!
01:25:56I feel fucking amazing!
01:26:03They wiped out my whole game.
01:26:04Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:26:07Get to the basement now.
01:26:09No, Arthur, what about you?
01:26:12Look, it's me that they're after. I'll draw them away.
01:26:15Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:26:17Yes, just hide in the basement with us. If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:26:21If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:26:24The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:26:29Come on, Arthur! Come out! I know you're in there! Bring your bitches with ya!
01:26:34Remember that souvenir you left for us?
01:26:36Well, we've come to return the favor!
01:26:38You're surrounded! So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit! Come on!
01:26:58Come on!
01:27:00Keep fighting!
01:27:01I will die for my lives.
01:27:03I can do this, soldier! I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:27:07Get to the basement now!
01:27:09No!
01:27:12If we go, we go together.
01:27:16Yes. If you die, we die with you.
01:27:19Yes. I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:27:24Please.
01:27:32Okay.
01:27:33But we're covering Tilly.
01:27:36Tilly, get to the basement.
01:27:38There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:27:41My people were slaughtered.
01:27:43I'm a fallen queen now.
01:27:45Why would you still want to help me?
01:27:47As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:27:59Well, darling.
01:28:02I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:28:06We're endless together.
01:28:12Look at it.
01:28:19Spouse affection levels increased.
01:28:21Rewards issued.
01:28:22RPG, 10.
01:28:24MP5, 1.
01:28:25Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:28:2750 armed guards.
01:28:29Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:28:31Are saved.
01:28:42Let's reload and bump straight to hell.
01:28:46Okay.
01:28:47Okay.
01:28:48You got me.
01:28:49I surrender.
01:28:50Stop shooting.
01:28:52Get your ass out here.
01:28:55Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:28:59Fine.
01:28:59Put guns down first.
01:29:02If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:29:06All right.
01:29:08You come out nice and slow.
01:29:11No funny business.
01:29:22Surprise, motherfucker!
01:29:25Oh, shit!
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