00:01Last night, I met this girl called Emily, felt like time stood still.
00:09Oh no no, what are you saying? No fault!
00:12So when are you seeing her again?
00:14Don't know, I don't necessarily see her.
00:16Won't send.
00:17She's missing a digit!
00:18She mean she's missing a digit?
00:19She's not funny!
00:24Good morning.
00:25I'm looking for a student, Emily.
00:26She's funny, smart, drinks beer, bottles,
00:29our ears are out here.
00:31You've got two seconds to leave before I call security, alright?
00:33Yeah, okay, alright.
00:37You have three weeks left to prove that romantic attachments cause madness.
00:42What are you doing?
00:44I'm looking for this girl called Emily.
00:46He's the case study I've been waiting for.
00:47He's my very own Stanford Prison Experiment!
00:50I'll help you find her!
00:52Why would you want to do that?
00:56She said she was going to a party on Canal Street.
00:59Alright, mate?
01:00I'm looking for information.
01:02What happens if I get you 20 quid?
01:04I didn't get any information.
01:06But I got a sweet drink!
01:08Let's do it.
01:09I've got an idea.
01:10I'm just sending emails to every Emily at the University.
01:13Evening ladies.
01:15Ooh.
01:15Yeah, yeah.
01:16Let's see.
01:17I'm pulling me at Emily's.
01:19Yeah.
01:19Yeah.
01:20I'm not really sure what's happening but I'm getting like a load of emails.
01:23Hey Emily's.
01:24Please tell me you BCC'd.
01:26I don't know what a BCC is.
01:28So you've just created a chat room with 318 Emily's.
01:31Are straight people okay?
01:33Question 1.
01:37I need to talk about this email dude.
01:39Is he a sexy pest?
01:41I thought he was quite cheese.
01:42Who cares?
01:44This is a culture of toxic masculinity.
01:47We are Emily!
01:50I know my brother.
01:51He'll be in a field somewhere being on Melodramatic.
01:55What did I tell him?
01:56Probably write a song about it.
01:59What if I misread this whole situation?
02:01You're gonna find someone who gets you.
02:05Please don't make me laugh.
02:07I didn't know I could.
02:09If Emily's listening, what do you want to say?
02:11Well I wrote her a song.
02:14We're getting the song!
02:15We're getting the song!
02:17We're getting the song!
02:18Sing it.
02:28We're getting a friend,
02:29You're listening,
02:32We're getting a friend.
02:32We're getting what 95 bills are refrigerated,
02:38and we're getting E3 just esperando.
02:39He's never able to destroy that knowledge without sharing.
02:39Tiger, he's removingtempatментs.
02:39Flam, he's taking a picture out of this character.
02:39One Dom is more like,
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