00:00Last night I met this girl called Emily felt like time stood still
00:07oh no no what are you saying no fault
00:10so what are you seeing here again don't know no message here
00:15won't send it's missing a digit do you mean it's missing a digit it's not funny
00:22good morning I'm looking for a student Emily she's funny smart
00:29drinks beer bottles about her ears about you you've got two seconds to leave
00:34before I call security all right yeah okay all right
00:38you have three weeks left to prove that romantic attachments cause madness what
00:45are you doing I'm looking for this girl called Emily he's the case study I've
00:49been waiting for he's my very own Stanford prison experiment I'll help you find her
00:54why would you want to do that
00:57she said she was going to a party on Canal Street all right me I'm looking
01:02for information once I get you 20 quid can I have a try I didn't get any
01:08information but I got a sweet drink let's do it
01:12what an idea I'm gonna send an email to every Emily at the University ask the
01:17question only she knows evening ladies oh yeah yeah it's yeah I'm pulling me that
01:23Emily's yeah I'm not really sure what's happening but I'm getting a load of emails
01:29hey Emily's please tell me you BCC'd I don't know what a BCC is so you've just created a chat room of 318 Emily's
01:37are straight people okay question mom I need to talk about this email dude is he a sexy past or a sex pest who cares
01:50this is a culture of toxic masculinity
01:54I know my brother he'll be in a field somewhere it'll be an old melodramatic
01:59what did I tell you probably write a song about it
02:03what if I've misread this whole situation you're gonna find someone who gets you
02:09please don't make me laugh
02:13I didn't know I could if Emily's listening what do you want to say
02:17well I wrote her a song
02:19we're getting the song we're getting the song
02:22sing it
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