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00:00:01It's been 10 years since World War III.
00:00:04I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:07Last item of the day, boys!
00:00:09Two lovely sisters!
00:00:12Suitable host detected.
00:00:14Am I the only one seeing this?
00:00:16Compatible partner confirmed.
00:00:17Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:00:20Failure will result in host death.
00:00:22What? Death?
00:00:25Rescue mission complete.
00:00:27Partner count increased.
00:00:29Current total, three.
00:00:31I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:00:33I'm Mary.
00:00:33Karen.
00:00:34Susan.
00:00:35Call me Tilly.
00:00:36Now on, where are your wives?
00:00:38Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:00:45Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:00:48I used to be a lowly scavenger.
00:00:50Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
00:00:53Surprise, motherfucker!
00:01:01It's been 10 years since World War III.
00:01:04I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:01:07Last item of the day, boys!
00:01:09Two lovely sisters!
00:01:12Suitable host detected.
00:01:14Am I the only one seeing this?
00:01:16Compatible partner confirmed.
00:01:18Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:01:20Failure will result in host death.
00:01:23What?
00:01:23Death?
00:01:25Rescue mission complete.
00:01:27Partner count increased.
00:01:30Current total, three.
00:01:32I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:01:33I'm Mary.
00:01:34Karen.
00:01:34Susan.
00:01:35Call me Tilly.
00:01:36From now on, where are your wives?
00:01:38Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:01:45Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:01:48I used to be a lowly scavenger.
00:01:50Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
00:01:53Surprise, motherfucker!
00:02:01It's been 10 years since World War III.
00:02:04Since the nukes flew.
00:02:0695% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:02:10What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:02:14I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:02:19The world runs on one rule now.
00:02:21Eat or be eaten.
00:02:58What, that's it?
00:02:59Look, man.
00:03:00That's all your stuff's worth.
00:03:01Bring booze or meds next time.
00:03:04They get you more.
00:03:13I have to make this last all week.
00:03:25Last item of the day, boys.
00:03:28Two lovely sisters.
00:03:31Hmm.
00:03:31Hmm.
00:03:50Early twenties.
00:03:51Healthy.
00:03:53Strong enough to work.
00:03:55Young enough to bed.
00:03:57Children!
00:03:58Whoo-hoo!
00:04:05What the hell?
00:04:07Seriously?
00:04:07Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:04:11Hmm?
00:04:12Exactly.
00:04:13Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:04:16Half the time they don't even work.
00:04:17God forbid you knock them up.
00:04:19Then you're fucked forever.
00:04:26If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:04:30But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:04:35This world sucks.
00:04:37Look at that skin.
00:04:38And those tints!
00:04:41Ha ha!
00:04:42When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:04:46Limited time offer, boys.
00:04:48Two for one!
00:04:50Place those bids!
00:04:53I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:04:55Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:04:58I swear.
00:04:59I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:05:09Suitable host detected.
00:05:11System activation complete.
00:05:13Rescue mission required.
00:05:14What?
00:05:15What the hell is this?
00:05:17Am I the only one seeing this?
00:05:20This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:05:26This thing is alien tech?
00:05:28Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:05:37Preserve humanity?
00:05:41Compatible partner confirmed.
00:05:42Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:05:45Time remaining.
00:05:47Three minutes.
00:05:49Failure will result in host death.
00:05:57It won't come off.
00:05:59Wait.
00:06:00Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:06:03He failed to do what the system asked?
00:06:06What do I do now?
00:06:22Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:24This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:06:28You want these girls?
00:06:30You're gonna have to bid like everyone else.
00:06:35He didn't attack us.
00:06:38He's not like the others.
00:06:40If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:06:44The war had white top guns.
00:06:46That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:06:53I'm not staying for this stupid ass auction.
00:06:55Wait, wait, wait!
00:06:56What if we buy them, have our, uh, bun, and then sell them off?
00:07:03What if they die?
00:07:04Well then we sell them cheap.
00:07:09What works for me.
00:07:10Alright.
00:07:11One.
00:07:13Can.
00:07:14Of.
00:07:15Food.
00:07:16Who's gonna beat that?
00:07:23No.
00:07:25I can't let this happen.
00:07:27If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:07:33I'll die.
00:07:34One can.
00:07:38And, and a bar of chocolate.
00:07:46Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:07:50Don't you dare get in my way.
00:07:52Easy, gentlemen.
00:07:53The ladies are watching.
00:07:56Let's keep it civil now.
00:08:00Alright.
00:08:02You wanna play?
00:08:04I'll show you what you're up against.
00:08:08Two.
00:08:09Cans!
00:08:12Two cans!
00:08:14Looks like Jack's feeling generous!
00:08:17It's the same asshole since high school.
00:08:20The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:08:23What's wrong, trash rat?
00:08:24You scared?
00:08:26Come on.
00:08:27Show us what you got.
00:08:29Time.
00:08:30Hahahaha!
00:08:34Host death, in thirty seconds.
00:08:37Shit!
00:08:37I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls.
00:08:42God.
00:08:43Last hand.
00:08:44You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:08:46I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:08:49He's not doing this for himself.
00:08:52Is he trying to save us?
00:08:57Spouse affection increase detected.
00:09:00Reward granted.
00:09:01Item issued.
00:09:0320 cans of meat.
00:09:0420 cans of produce.
00:09:0620 units of purified water.
00:09:20Holy shit.
00:09:22This is a lot of food.
00:09:24I could live off this for months.
00:09:26Oh, too bad.
00:09:28Looks like you're out of beds.
00:09:31Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:09:34What a joke.
00:09:35You think you can compete with me over women?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40You've been a loser since high school.
00:09:42Money, girls, whatever it is.
00:09:45I always get there first.
00:09:55Oh, yeah?
00:09:57Well, how about this?
00:10:21How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:10:23No way.
00:10:24I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:10:27Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:10:33So, are you bidding?
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:38All right.
00:10:39If no one else is bidding, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:10:45Going once.
00:10:47Going twice.
00:10:50Go, guys.
00:11:03Rescue and host binding complete.
00:11:06Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:11:36I
00:11:38saved two girls and beat Jack. This system is insane.
00:11:47This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:12:13We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:12:32Compatible spouse detected. Rescue required for binding. Failure to complete will result in post-death. Time to complete two minutes.
00:12:40This again? In only two minutes? I told you. I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:12:48I know where Billy keeps his goods. I can take you there.
00:12:50Lydia, why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:12:53Just had two women taken away from me. I am pissed.
00:12:57You're gonna help.
00:13:11Stay here. You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:13:28Arthur, you again? You're fucking dead. I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to the
00:13:35strays! Stay back!
00:13:38Really? A bottle of water?
00:13:47Molotov!
00:13:59Shit! That was my only Molotov.
00:14:0445 seconds remaining until host death.
00:14:13Where did you even get that? I saved the gas from a wrecked car just to scare him off.
00:14:17What? So what do we do now?
00:14:20God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:14:22Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground!
00:14:25Goddammit, Arthur! You already have two of them! You gotta take her too!
00:14:29Post-death in 20 seconds.
00:14:35Fuck! Why won't they back off?
00:14:45Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:14:50This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:15:04Come on! Let's go! Go! Go!
00:15:13Thank you. You saved my life.
00:15:17Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, 3.
00:15:21Affection metrics. Mary, 15.
00:15:25Karen, 10.
00:15:28Susan, 10.
00:15:33Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:15:35Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:15:39Spells affection levels increased. Rewards issued.
00:15:42Medicine, 10 units.
00:15:44Two MP5 submachine guns.
00:15:46Four clips of ammunition, 50 rounds each.
00:15:49Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:15:51Two rifles?
00:15:52Guns are extinct.
00:15:54And now I've got two?
00:15:55Food, meds, weapons?
00:15:57I might actually be the apex.
00:16:03Hey, let's move. It's not safe here.
00:16:05Cool.
00:16:15Welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:16:19No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:16:24Hope you don't mind.
00:16:27You're kidding.
00:16:28How can this Shabox fit whole four of us?
00:16:30I don't mind at all.
00:16:32You saved us.
00:16:34It's more than enough.
00:16:37We can clean the place up a bit.
00:16:39It's gonna be fine.
00:16:42I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:16:44You are...
00:16:46I'm Karen Linton.
00:16:48And this is my little sister.
00:16:51We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:16:53I'm Mary.
00:17:01Really?
00:17:03None of you know who I am?
00:17:08I'm a Hollywood star.
00:17:11Who?
00:17:12Country pumpkins.
00:17:14I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me.
00:17:18So I got caught right after.
00:17:22Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:17:26I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:17:29Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:17:31Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:17:35I'll help.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:37All right.
00:17:39Damn, she really knows how to butter people up.
00:17:42Great.
00:17:43He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:17:45Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:17:50But me?
00:17:50Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:17:52Hell no.
00:17:53All right.
00:17:54We'll start with chicken soup.
00:17:55About half a gallon.
00:17:57Just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:13Wow.
00:18:15How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:18:23Babe, what's wrong?
00:18:30What were you saying?
00:18:44Nothing.
00:18:46Just...
00:18:47I don't want you overdoing it.
00:18:49I got it.
00:18:52It's fine.
00:18:54You cut us out of that auction.
00:18:57So I'm your wife now.
00:19:00I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:19:04Anything to make you happy.
00:19:31She's cute.
00:19:32Okay.
00:19:33I got it.
00:19:33Okay?
00:19:34Let me help.
00:19:36Right there.
00:19:42You didn't just save me.
00:19:45You gave me food.
00:19:48A place to stay.
00:19:50If I could stay here the rest of my life,
00:19:52that would make me...
00:19:54really happy.
00:20:08Damn.
00:20:10This system is...
00:20:12for real.
00:20:24I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:20:29Wow.
00:20:30She moves fast.
00:20:32Cute.
00:20:33But charm?
00:20:34That's my lane.
00:20:37Okay.
00:20:38Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:20:45Oh no.
00:20:47I think I twisted my ankle.
00:20:49Arthur, honey.
00:20:49Could you please hold me?
00:20:51I don't think I can stand.
00:20:52Here, come try to stand.
00:20:54My legs feel really weak right now.
00:20:57It's a good thing you caught me.
00:20:59You're so strong.
00:21:01It makes me feel safe.
00:21:04Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:21:19Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:21:22I can keep you warm.
00:21:24Give you a massage.
00:21:26I can feel the hand on my back.
00:21:29I can feel the heat.
00:21:30Maybe even...
00:21:31No.
00:21:33Why don't we make things a little more interesting,
00:21:36and...
00:21:37see who Arthur chooses?
00:21:40Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:21:44Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:21:58Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:22:01No.
00:22:03No, nothing.
00:22:04It was just really...
00:22:05hot in there.
00:22:08Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:22:13In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:22:16If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:22:21These supplies won't last forever.
00:22:23I need to raise their affection levels.
00:22:26So...
00:22:28It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:22:31And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:22:33They're probably only here for the food.
00:22:38Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:22:41The soup is delicious.
00:22:58Arthur, why are you eating?
00:23:01No, I am.
00:23:02It's just...
00:23:03really hot in here.
00:23:05Alright, go.
00:23:28Sorry.
00:23:30Oh!
00:23:31Susan!
00:23:33What do you think you're doing?
00:23:35Just giving our husband a little massage.
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:40Oh, well.
00:23:41You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:23:45Maybe you need to lie down.
00:23:47I could help you relax.
00:23:49Great idea.
00:23:51I'll help too.
00:23:58If I don't make a move, am I gonna get kicked out?
00:24:19It's just a massage.
00:24:21That's all.
00:24:21I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:24:25Now I try to repent.
00:24:30Lord, I try and I regret.
00:24:34All of the hurt I have cause I'm no angel.
00:24:39This is too good to be true.
00:24:44Did you guys hear that?
00:24:45Don't leave me alone.
00:24:50Yeah.
00:24:52Is everyone okay?
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:56Forget the massage.
00:24:57We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:07Alright, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:25:11Mary?
00:25:13You okay?
00:25:17You're on your period, aren't you?
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:20What?
00:25:21I'm okay, though.
00:25:22I should probably stay home and rest.
00:25:24But you go on without me.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, alright?
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:41Wait.
00:25:44You're not gonna leave me, right?
00:25:50I'm gonna come right back.
00:25:52I won't abandon my girls.
00:25:57Okay, babe.
00:25:59I'll wait for you.
00:26:01Okay.
00:26:14That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:26:17Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:26:20Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:26:24And then we take it.
00:26:28All of it.
00:26:41Arthur?
00:26:43You're back already?
00:27:05Well, well, well.
00:27:08Look at you.
00:27:10You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:27:25Good.
00:27:27Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:27:29At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:27:34Arthur!
00:27:34Something's wrong!
00:27:37Mary?
00:27:39Mary!
00:27:40Mary!
00:27:44Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:27:48Your woman is in my hands.
00:27:51Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:27:55It's Jack and his guys.
00:27:57I should've killed them when I had the chance.
00:27:59Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:28:01They must have teamed up with another group.
00:28:03Those guys are animals.
00:28:05Mary, she might not have made it.
00:28:06No, no.
00:28:07Mary is alive.
00:28:09Right?
00:28:09There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:28:12That place is most definitely a trap. They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in. So what do
00:28:18we do?
00:28:28Both of you stay here. I'm going alone. Alone? Are you crazy? Arthur, don't do anything reckless. You can't... Hey
00:28:37Don't worry. I'm gonna bring Mary back
00:28:48I've got a secret weapon
00:28:59Boss! Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:29:08Arthur was right. Mary really is still alive.
00:29:11You promised Arthur would stay home. I don't trust him alone. Plus my sister is in their hands
00:29:26Stop thinking with your dick! Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
00:29:32So we have to stay sharp
00:29:45Is still alive. It's him. I love to undo my heart. I want to keep my brother alive. I have
00:29:46to stay safe. I know who I have to stay away. You're in my heart. I don't know who you
00:29:47need to be the one who has to stop them. Come on! I'll try my brother, Jeff. I can't wait
00:29:49and see you guys. I'll try my brother. I know who he is. I love to take my brother. I've
00:29:49got my brother and my brother. I'm not sure I know who I am. And I'm a littlecaked. I'm so
00:29:53smart. I would have to go back to her. I can't wait aπ. I can't wait a minute. I can't
00:29:58wait to see you guys. We're in a supercad. I'm a nightmare. I can't wait to see my brother. I'm
00:30:02a sister. I've got a brain size. I don't know who I wanted to save me. I'll be the devil.
00:30:10If you don't have to go to
00:30:11He's here, and you even came alone.
00:30:13Did you come here to die, or to give us some food?
00:30:17He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:30:20Look at him.
00:30:22Horny fucking dog.
00:30:25Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:30:28I sure did.
00:30:31Arthur, don't do this for me.
00:30:32I'm not worth it.
00:30:34Shut up!
00:30:35This isn't your time to talk.
00:30:38Don't worry, Mary.
00:30:40I will get you out of here.
00:30:55So we can go hunting.
00:30:56I know a spot.
00:30:58Now, it's kind of isolated, a little bit far away, but I think-
00:31:00Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:31:04We good?
00:31:06What?
00:31:07I gave you the goods, you gave me the girl.
00:31:09That was the deal, right?
00:31:11What girl?
00:31:23So you chose the hard way.
00:31:28I gave you the supplies, now you let Mary go.
00:31:33Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:31:35Nope.
00:31:36I've never seen him before in my life.
00:31:38You heard him, now beat it.
00:31:41Come on, guys.
00:31:43Let's be fair.
00:31:49Surround him!
00:32:00He is surrounded.
00:32:01We have to help him.
00:32:03Are you crazy?
00:32:04Look how many people there are.
00:32:10Oh, okay.
00:32:12All right, all right, all right, all right, I see what's going on here.
00:32:15I know what you guys are going to do.
00:32:16Be smart.
00:32:18Get the fuck out!
00:32:28I gave you a chance.
00:32:30Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:32:33Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:32:37Ha ha ha ha.
00:32:38Ha ha ha ha.
00:33:00How the fuck did he kill a real gun?
00:33:01There are more of us, he can't have that many rounds!
00:33:04Yeah, yeah, with all the shots he fired, you probably burned through half a mag already!
00:33:07Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got!
00:33:09We rush him together!
00:33:11The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls!
00:33:36Come on!
00:33:40Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:33:48Don't move!
00:33:52We're not done yet.
00:33:59Look, I'm sorry.
00:34:01Okay?
00:34:02I have nothing to do with this.
00:34:04To his fucking jack!
00:34:06Yes! It's all his fault!
00:34:08He's lying!
00:34:09I didn't do anything!
00:34:10Tony took your girls, he stole your supplies!
00:34:14Don't shoot me!
00:34:15Don't shoot me!
00:34:18We can talk this out!
00:34:34We can talk this out!
00:34:45We can talk this out!
00:34:51It's all your fault!
00:34:51I thought I was never gonna see you again!
00:34:54I told you I'd come back!
00:34:57Oh my god
00:34:58Hey, what are you doing here? I told you guys to stay home
00:35:00We were so worried about you
00:35:02I was so scared I thought you were gonna die
00:35:05Oh really?
00:35:06That's not what you were saying, is that gonna go?
00:35:08How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:35:11God, that was so hard
00:35:22Vow's affection levels increased
00:35:27Rewards delivered to residents
00:35:29Purified water, 20 liters
00:35:32Canned meat, 20 units
00:35:34Milk, 20 cartons
00:35:39Come on, let's go home
00:35:46As for you guys
00:35:50Come here
00:35:51Okay
00:35:56Don't kill me
00:35:58Please
00:35:59We'll give you back everything
00:36:01Shut up
00:36:03On your knees
00:36:07Arthur, man, please
00:36:10Please don't kill us, man
00:36:11We were classmates, right?
00:36:16We'll work for you
00:36:17Hands on the ground
00:36:38You remember this
00:36:40If you ever come near my wives again
00:36:45I'll shoot you in the school
00:36:48Get out of here
00:36:49Now
00:37:01Ladies
00:37:02Let's have a feast tonight
00:37:04At our new home
00:37:12Affection metrics
00:37:14Mary, 30
00:37:16Karen, 15
00:37:18Susan, 25
00:37:20Human civilization continuation progress
00:37:23Yes, 33%
00:37:25Civilization
00:37:28Continuation
00:37:28Primary objective
00:37:30Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:37:36What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:37:39Baitbag brought you a clean towel
00:37:41I'll just leave you here
00:37:43Okay
00:37:45Thanks
00:37:52Thanks
00:37:54Bye
00:37:55Bye
00:37:56Bye
00:38:00Bye
00:38:01Bye
00:38:06Bye
00:38:07Bye
00:38:08Bye
00:38:18Hey, what are you doing?
00:38:22Arthur, you saved me.
00:38:25Fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:38:34I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:38:41And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:38:46Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:38:51I know what you're thinking, and I'm going to regret it.
00:38:57But I won't.
00:39:01I choose you.
00:39:07You wrap around your finger, though I feel like a tiger, you need to tame.
00:39:16I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:39:21You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:39:27You take the rest of me, you get it out of your own.
00:39:34You take the rest of me.
00:39:37Looks like someone's eager.
00:39:40Seems like my husband hasn't been able to be more than anyone.
00:39:44It's been a long week.
00:39:49I'll take good care.
00:39:55I can feel the hand on my back.
00:39:59I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:40:02And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:40:09I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:40:14You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:40:21You take the rest of me, you get it out of your own.
00:40:28You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:40:36Arthur.
00:40:38Baby, don't stop.
00:40:41Please.
00:40:43Unbelievable.
00:40:44She actually made the first move.
00:40:48I won't be left behind.
00:40:50Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:40:54Hold me tighter.
00:40:57You're driving me insane.
00:41:01Oh my God.
00:41:07Damn it.
00:41:09I want sex too.
00:41:11I want a man.
00:41:19Arthur.
00:41:22Arthur.
00:41:25You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone.
00:41:30And you lost all those supplies?
00:41:32Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:41:36I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:41:37Allow!
00:41:40If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right
00:41:44now.
00:41:45Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:50Okay, best we can manage.
00:41:5343% alcohol.
00:41:59You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:42:01Mmm.
00:42:03Not bad.
00:42:0443% huh?
00:42:07It'll do.
00:42:10Queen Tony will love this.
00:42:14As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:42:21him myself.
00:42:22Ha, ha, ha.
00:42:33Spouse affection levels detected.
00:42:36Rewards issued.
00:42:37Gasoline.
00:42:3820 liters.
00:42:40Microgenerators.
00:42:413 units.
00:42:42Purified water.
00:42:4330 liters.
00:42:44Food.
00:42:4530 cans.
00:42:46Affection metrics.
00:42:47Mary.
00:42:4830.
00:42:48Increased to 50.
00:42:50Susan.
00:42:5035.
00:42:51And Karen.
00:42:5215.
00:42:53Increased to 60.
00:42:55Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:43:01Karen?
00:43:05Oh no.
00:43:06He looks so hot.
00:43:08I can't help myself.
00:43:17Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:43:25Karen, are you okay?
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:28Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:32I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:40That was close.
00:43:41He almost found out about the mutation.
00:43:44What's wrong with her?
00:43:55What is this?
00:44:04I adore.
00:44:10Baseline?
00:44:12I knew something was off.
00:44:14A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:44:17Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:44:20Come on.
00:44:22Let's go check it out.
00:44:37What the hell?
00:44:41It's gold.
00:44:43There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:44:46Gold, huh?
00:44:47In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:44:58Now this...
00:45:01This is the real gold of our era.
00:45:06The real gold of our era?
00:45:08Huh?
00:45:10These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:45:12I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:45:16In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:45:20Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:45:24This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:45:27The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:45:30There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:45:33These are all premium whiskeys.
00:45:3650 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:45:39Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:45:45This is the real gold of our era.
00:45:48Look at this much booze.
00:45:50We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:45:53Make it ours.
00:45:55Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:45:59Cheers!
00:46:04And go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:46:07Go, go, go, go!
00:46:12Wait, it is pretty short either.
00:46:16Oh, man.
00:46:20Arthur.
00:46:22Here.
00:46:34Karen?
00:46:35What are you doing?
00:46:38Are you into women?
00:46:41Karen?
00:46:47It's me, Susan.
00:46:48Stop!
00:46:54Karen!
00:46:55Karen, are you drunk?
00:46:56Hey, hey, hey!
00:46:58A man.
00:47:00I need someone to fuck me now!
00:47:05Fuck!
00:47:21Get off!
00:47:23Hey!
00:47:23Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:47:25Hey!
00:47:26Hey!
00:47:26Hey!
00:47:29She's okay.
00:47:31She's just knocked out.
00:47:33What happened?
00:47:34I don't know.
00:47:36She was drunk.
00:47:37She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:47:39No, no, no.
00:47:39She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:47:42It's the mutation.
00:47:44Mutation?
00:47:45When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:47:48She took the blast head on.
00:47:50The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:47:54An unstable libido.
00:47:56Sometimes it spikes.
00:47:59Violently.
00:48:02So what do we do?
00:48:03She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:48:09I know where to get her.
00:48:11Tell me I'll do anything.
00:48:13Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:48:18And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:48:24All right.
00:48:25Let's get Karen settled.
00:48:27And after that, I'll meet with the Queen.
00:48:45It looks like she held out for a long time.
00:48:49I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:48:52Would she stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:48:57Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:49:00A lot of men have died because of her.
00:49:05Is she really that dangerous?
00:49:08Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:49:12That's what people say.
00:49:14She's a sadist.
00:49:15She toys men for fun.
00:49:17All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:49:28It's going to be okay.
00:49:29I'll be right back.
00:49:58I'll be right back.
00:50:11So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:50:17That's right.
00:50:28Booze for adrenaline.
00:50:3050 bottles worth.
00:50:36Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:50:39You know how that is.
00:50:46I brewed this myself.
00:50:48It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:50:51I promise you'll like it.
00:50:54Funny.
00:50:55The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:50:58Because I cut it out.
00:51:03Now he's right here kneeling, serving me.
00:51:08Harder!
00:51:10Don't make me repeat myself.
00:51:13Ooh.
00:51:14The end comes to us.
00:51:15You know.
00:51:18You might just barely qualify.
00:51:21That's my footrest.
00:51:23The end comes to us.
00:51:25The end comes to us.
00:51:26You.
00:51:28Go try.
00:51:40That smell.
00:51:42That's real booze.
00:51:44Wait!
00:51:46I'll try it myself.
00:51:53This better be real.
00:51:55Or you won't make it out of your life.
00:52:07Don't drink that, my lord.
00:52:10That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:52:28The fraud.
00:52:29The fraud.
00:52:32Oh!
00:52:33My old classmate.
00:52:36I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:52:39Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:52:42Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:52:56Arthur, didn't I tell you?
00:52:59When you are being bullied, you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:53:05But instead, you snitched on me to the deep.
00:53:09And now I'm suspended.
00:53:10You happy now?
00:53:11You piece of shit.
00:53:14You're all going to pay for this.
00:53:19Arthur.
00:53:25I'm going to explain some news.
00:53:28You're stuck with it for the rest of your life.
00:53:30Oh, my God.
00:53:31Oh.
00:53:37That bathroom cock that really stuck with you, huh?
00:53:43Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:53:45Yeah, that crap.
00:53:47We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:53:50It's the color of piss.
00:53:51How'd you brew them with your own urine?
00:53:55Oh, God.
00:53:57Guys, guys.
00:53:58Queen Tilt.
00:53:59I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:54:03So, I brought these two bottles.
00:54:05It's as an exchange.
00:54:08That's good.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:32Strong.
00:54:34Before the war, this wouldn't even pass.
00:54:37This premium.
00:54:41But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:54:49And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give him a quick, less painful death.
00:55:02And you.
00:55:04Now, how can you decide?
00:55:05You haven't even tried my booze.
00:55:07Queen Tilly, why bother?
00:55:08I mean, just look at it.
00:55:09Cloudy as hell.
00:55:11God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:55:13I know him better than anyone.
00:55:14We went to high school together.
00:55:16He's always been shit.
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:19Enough!
00:55:21Fine.
00:55:23We'll do this properly.
00:55:25But he can drink it.
00:55:29I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:55:40Good boy.
00:55:55This is insane!
00:55:59It's a gift from God!
00:56:03He's not drinking it.
00:56:05Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:56:10What the hell?
00:56:11This guy can actually make a booze?
00:56:13I have no idea.
00:56:14I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe?
00:56:19I approve whiskey.
00:56:27All right.
00:56:40Blue flame.
00:56:42That only happens with hyperflicker.
00:56:44I want your whiskey.
00:56:46All of it.
00:56:47Everything that you have.
00:56:49Let me taste it.
00:56:50Sure.
00:56:50But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:56:56Deal.
00:57:00Oh, yeah.
00:57:02Oh, that's it.
00:57:03I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:57:06Queen Tilly.
00:57:08Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17We should.
00:57:19Beat it!
00:57:20All three of you.
00:57:21And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:57:23Arthur.
00:57:24Please.
00:57:25Just give us.
00:57:26Do us a favor.
00:57:27Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:57:29A little bit.
00:57:30We'll do anything you want.
00:57:34Anything?
00:57:35Yes.
00:57:36Anything.
00:57:38Okay.
00:57:40We'll do anything you want.
00:57:42I want you to drink his piss.
00:57:44Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:57:46We've known each other since school.
00:57:48Yeah.
00:57:49Yeah, we did.
00:57:50And look where that got you.
00:57:51Are you serious right now?
00:57:52Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:58:03You fucking touched me.
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:05This isn't over, Arthur!
00:58:07I'll make you pay for it.
00:58:09I will, I swear!
00:58:10A man who can make liquor like this?
00:58:13I need to keep him close.
00:58:15Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland with your approval.
00:58:24Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:58:28Call me Tilly.
00:58:29And whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:58:3480?
00:58:35Oh, come on, that's insane.
00:58:37Too much?
00:58:39Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:58:43And what might that be?
00:58:49Be my husband.
00:58:57Penty of toys here.
00:59:01Pick one.
00:59:02We have time.
00:59:13Um, you know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:59:17Shut up!
00:59:17I am tired of the same boring games.
00:59:23I want to try something different.
00:59:27I'll be the masochist.
00:59:30And you be the sadist.
00:59:35No need to run.
00:59:39No need to hide.
00:59:44Eyes on the sun.
00:59:50Compatible spouse detected.
00:59:52Rescue required.
00:59:54Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:59:56Failure will initiate host death.
00:59:59Oh, come on.
01:00:03I've got blood on my hands.
01:00:10Here.
01:00:12Call me on this.
01:00:14From now on, your taxes are waived.
01:00:17And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
01:00:23All right, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
01:00:29No need.
01:00:31I'll come myself with my people.
01:00:35I hear that you have three wives.
01:00:39I want to meet them.
01:00:41See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
01:00:50Why do I feel like a male escort?
01:00:53New spouse registered.
01:00:55Reward issued.
01:00:57Anti-radiation serum.
01:00:58Motorcycle.
01:00:59Anti-radiation serum?
01:01:01And a new motorcycle?
01:01:04Spouse's life signal critical.
01:01:06Immediate treatment required.
01:01:07The devil in disguise dies.
01:01:29Karen, hold on.
01:01:34Come here.
01:01:35Come on!
01:01:37Help me! Let her go!
01:01:51None of you are men!
01:01:54Fuck off!
01:02:06Karen, stop!
01:02:11She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:02:33Karen, stop!
01:02:35Karen, stop!
01:02:37Get it off!
01:02:43I can't hold her much longer! Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:02:46What if I could? But look at me! I can't get hard like this!
01:02:55Get off!
01:02:59Get off!
01:03:10Oh my gosh!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:14Karen!
01:03:16She's operating!
01:03:18What?
01:03:19What?
01:03:20Karen!
01:03:21Karen!
01:03:21No, Karen!
01:03:22Come on!
01:03:23Warning!
01:03:25Spouse life signal critical!
01:03:26If spouse death is confirmed, host death protocol will initiate!
01:03:31No!
01:03:33Karen, come on!
01:03:34Come on!
01:03:35Karen, stay with me!
01:03:36Come on!
01:03:37Stay with me!
01:03:38Come on, Karen!
01:03:40Karen!
01:03:40Come on!
01:03:40Why is this happening?
01:03:41I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:03:43Come on!
01:03:44Please, Karen!
01:03:45Karen, wake up!
01:03:46No!
01:03:47Spouse life status, Karen, zero percent.
01:03:50Host death in ten seconds.
01:03:53Uh, mid-box!
01:03:54Mid-box!
01:03:55Come on, Karen!
01:03:56I'm not gonna lose you!
01:03:58I'm out of options!
01:03:59Please, let this work!
01:04:01Karen!
01:04:02Come on, Karen!
01:04:02I'm not gonna lose you!
01:04:04Stay with me!
01:04:07Karen!
01:04:07You're going to lose you!
01:04:15Sorry, I'm not gonna lose you!
01:04:19Attend!
01:04:20Come on, Karen!
01:04:22Come on, Karen!
01:04:23Come on, Karen!
01:04:25Time!
01:04:33No!
01:04:35No!
01:04:36No!
01:04:37No!
01:04:37Are you okay? You're okay. Oh my god. Oh my god.
01:04:43Susan, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Are you okay?
01:04:48I'm fine.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:50I'm okay.
01:04:54You're still with us.
01:04:58You're on fire.
01:05:01The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:05:05I'm normal now.
01:05:09So the system serum was designed for her mutation. It actually worked.
01:05:16Sproul's affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Formal dresses. Three sets.
01:05:37Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:05:40Come get your whiskey. Barrel-aged. Free samples.
01:05:45Oh my god. Where did he get a gun?
01:05:48Free samples?
01:05:50This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:05:52I'm trying to find out.
01:05:53One sample for a person.
01:06:06This is everything I have. Is it enough for a bottle?
01:06:09Can I get a half?
01:06:10Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:06:15Let's get rocks!
01:06:20Let's go now!
01:06:21I grabbed it first!
01:06:22Let's go!
01:06:22I grabbed it first!
01:06:23Let's go!
01:06:31I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:06:35I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:06:35So if you want a taste, line up.
01:06:54What do you got?
01:06:57Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger. Fought in a nuclear war. I'll be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:07:07An ex-Marine? That will prove useful.
01:07:13From now on, you're my personal bodyguard. One bottle a month.
01:07:20Hell for that. Lay down my life for you.
01:07:25I used to run gangs.
01:07:30I got five under me.
01:07:32We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:07:40As for you guys,
01:07:42I need salesmen.
01:07:44You know this town better than anyone.
01:07:46Spread out.
01:07:47Find customers.
01:07:49Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:07:5130%?
01:07:52You're too generous.
01:07:54Thank you, boss.
01:07:55Thank you, boss.
01:07:56Thank you, boss.
01:07:56Thank you, boss.
01:08:01Things sure are looking up.
01:08:05I don't need another wife, though.
01:08:08Four wives are enough.
01:08:09Okay, on your feet.
01:08:11Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:08:14I need manpower for bottling.
01:08:16I don't need more women.
01:08:17Yes, boss.
01:08:20Let's get this party started.
01:08:36Let's get this party started.
01:08:37First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:08:41Not a bad haul.
01:08:50I wonder what Arthur is doing.
01:08:54Need I ask?
01:08:55He's obviously thinking of me.
01:09:07Counts on, boss.
01:09:08We're all good.
01:09:12Human civilization continuation progress.
01:09:1747%.
01:09:17So building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:09:34I'm out of bullets.
01:09:36The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:09:38I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:09:42Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:09:46Please seize the reproduction window.
01:09:50Babe.
01:09:51We should shower.
01:09:53Together?
01:09:54Arthur.
01:09:55My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:09:58Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:10:01Hey.
01:10:02Me first.
01:10:04Did you forget I almost died?
01:10:14Let's shower together tonight.
01:10:17The four of us.
01:10:19It saves water.
01:10:34Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:10:39We represent Queen Tilly.
01:10:44Come on, boys.
01:10:45Payday.
01:10:45Doing the Queen's work.
01:10:47Come on, boys.
01:10:48Get that money.
01:10:49We're doing Queen's business.
01:10:51There's more of us than there is them.
01:10:53Come on.
01:10:56Hey, hey, hey.
01:10:57We're good.
01:10:59So?
01:11:01What's going on?
01:11:02These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:11:06Business looking pretty good.
01:11:08But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:11:10Taxes?
01:11:11What taxes?
01:11:13You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:11:16You got to pay 80%.
01:11:19Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:11:22Here.
01:11:24Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:11:26I don't know your thing.
01:11:28How dare you call her by her first name?
01:11:31You must have a death wish, punk.
01:11:36Oh.
01:11:47I'll say it again.
01:11:48The Queen.
01:11:50The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:11:52So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:11:56She's Tilly Jackson.
01:11:58The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:12:01Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:12:05First of all, my stuff's real.
01:12:08And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:12:12How dare you?
01:12:14Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:12:18As her trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:12:21That's right.
01:12:22The Queen put me in charge.
01:12:25And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:12:28Now, you got ten minutes to come up with a hundred barrels.
01:12:32You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:12:40Ha.
01:12:41That batch was for Tilly.
01:12:43This is gonna be fun.
01:12:49Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:12:54I'm not gonna...
01:12:56I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:12:58The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:13:03She takes all the taxes.
01:13:07You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are...
01:13:13the dead.
01:13:15Mr. Ross,
01:13:17you see that batch you just smashed?
01:13:21Well, it's priceless.
01:13:22I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:13:25Ha. Are you threatening us right now?
01:13:28Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:13:31All right.
01:13:31Right, right.
01:13:32I got this.
01:13:34Look, I get it.
01:13:35I get it.
01:13:36You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:13:43The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:13:50or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here.
01:13:54Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:13:55And I'm gonna make you watch.
01:13:59All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:14:04Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:14:09This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:14:16You really wanna follow him?
01:14:18Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:14:21I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:14:27You're free to choose.
01:14:29But remember this.
01:14:31Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:14:36All right.
01:14:37You got three seconds to decide.
01:14:40Either you stand with this guy,
01:14:42or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:14:46Three.
01:14:48Two.
01:14:51One.
01:14:57Oh.
01:15:03I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:15:06See that?
01:15:07That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:15:11Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:15:14you're still worthless.
01:15:16Now you got two choices before you.
01:15:20Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:15:23and you ask for forgiveness,
01:15:25and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:15:28or option two.
01:15:31If you let me screw those three girls,
01:15:36then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:15:39That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:15:41You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:15:44I know.
01:15:45I haven't even asked them to drink piss.
01:15:48Yet.
01:15:51I don't understand.
01:15:52Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:15:54It'll only make things worse.
01:16:00Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland
01:16:03is based on one thing.
01:16:05Loyalty.
01:16:06Her people would die for her.
01:16:09They don't fear death?
01:16:11Nuclear fallout left us with nothing.
01:16:13Only our faith.
01:16:15That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:16:17Faith?
01:16:19Belief?
01:16:20Reason to live?
01:16:22Of course they'd die for her.
01:16:24But we have too many critical supplies.
01:16:26There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:16:30Then what do we do?
01:16:31We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:16:36And if I had enough bullets,
01:16:38I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:16:41So, you made up your mind yet?
01:16:44You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:16:47Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:16:51Do you even have to ask?
01:16:54Obviously setting the chairs.
01:16:58I'll choose the third option.
01:17:00The third option?
01:17:01Fuck off!
01:17:02You have no right to negotiate!
01:17:04Hey!
01:17:06Get him!
01:17:08Oh!
01:17:12That's Queen Chewy's Bieber.
01:17:14How'd he get that?
01:17:16Silly, get to my place in five.
01:17:18That's impossible.
01:17:22Silly, get to my place in five.
01:17:31Missed me already?
01:17:32Missed me already?
01:17:33Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:17:35See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard gun.
01:17:39What?
01:17:40Which idiots have a death wish?
01:17:42I'll be there in ten.
01:17:44Silly, get to my place in five.
01:17:55Mr. Ross! Kill him!
01:17:56How dare he treat you like this?
01:17:58End him now!
01:17:59I swear you're dead.
01:18:01Dead!
01:18:01I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:18:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:18:06Calm down, Randy. Calm down.
01:18:07You got riled up!
01:18:10Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewy on that there toy?
01:18:16Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:18:18I'm her husband.
01:18:24So you better back off before you regret it.
01:18:27I'm her husband!
01:18:29He said I'm her husband!
01:18:31Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his thighs!
01:18:35So hard in years!
01:18:38Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:18:54Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy!
01:18:59Oh, sad face!
01:19:02I hate to break the news to you, but
01:19:06I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:19:10No.
01:19:11I decided, boys,
01:19:13I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:19:17I decided, boys,
01:19:19I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:19:22Trash the place!
01:19:24Take everything you see,
01:19:25and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:19:27And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:19:30Go!
01:19:34People, what are we doing?
01:19:37What are we doing?
01:19:41Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:19:45Most feet ahead!
01:19:53Mr. Ross, pick a break.
01:19:56Save some energy for later.
01:19:58You got three women waiting for you.
01:20:00Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:20:02Cheers.
01:20:07Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:20:09Leave the other two for me, alright?
01:20:12Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:20:15You, hey, hey you!
01:20:17Get over here and get poorer.
01:20:21Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:20:23You cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:20:24Got it!
01:20:27Look down there!
01:20:45Are you out of your minds?
01:20:54What's going on here?
01:20:55Queen Tilly!
01:20:56You're just in time!
01:20:58We just caught this guy.
01:20:59He's guilty of tax evasion,
01:21:01and he resisted arrest.
01:21:03I was just about to deal with him.
01:21:05This bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:21:09He's undermining your authority.
01:21:15You're quite the popular man.
01:21:17And you're quite late.
01:21:18It's not very nice of you.
01:21:20Hey, just shut your mouth!
01:21:22You don't speak to the Queen that way!
01:21:27Who broke these?
01:21:30We did!
01:21:32That's right, we saved you the trouble.
01:21:34You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:21:36It's crap.
01:21:37That's right.
01:21:37And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:21:41His wife!
01:21:43Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:21:45I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:21:48Whoa, hey.
01:21:51Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:21:54No, no, no.
01:21:55That's not, that's not what I meant.
01:21:57Wait, wait a minute.
01:21:58You mean that you and he actually-
01:22:00No!
01:22:02Holy!
01:22:04Queen, Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:22:09Uh, literally a scavenger.
01:22:15He's my husband.
01:22:17What?
01:22:18And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:22:24What?
01:22:40Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:22:44It was him!
01:22:47He made us do it!
01:22:49He set us up!
01:22:50Oh, come on.
01:22:50Don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:22:52Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:22:54Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:22:58Who broke my bottles?
01:23:01Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:23:05What?
01:23:08Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:23:11I didn't know-
01:23:12Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:23:15I, uh, I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:23:17Son of a bitch.
01:23:19Please save me.
01:23:20I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:23:22Ask the Queen to have mercy on me.
01:23:25I'm sorry about earlier.
01:23:27If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:23:29What?
01:23:31Horus, throw him out.
01:23:33Left.
01:23:36Cut off one hand each.
01:23:39Exile them.
01:23:40And if they come back,
01:23:42kill them on sight.
01:23:45No!
01:23:46You don't understand!
01:23:49Yah!
01:23:55We need to talk.
01:23:56Come on.
01:24:15Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:24:19So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:24:33I can't make that choice.
01:24:38You want all of them?
01:24:40Back off!
01:24:41Why are you targeting my husband?
01:24:44Exactly.
01:24:44We don't care who you are.
01:24:46We've been with Arthur longer.
01:24:48We're not afraid of you.
01:24:50Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:24:53Right, honey?
01:24:55I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:25:17What the hell?
01:25:18How do they have guns?
01:25:23Surprise, motherfucker!
01:25:24Come on, Arthur!
01:25:25I know you're in there.
01:25:27You didn't expect this, did you?
01:25:28We got plenty of guns now!
01:25:30We found them in an abandoned military base!
01:25:32That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:25:38Honey, take out your gun too!
01:25:40Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:25:41I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:25:44Damn it.
01:25:45I knew I should have brought more people.
01:25:49We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit!
01:25:53We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline!
01:25:56I feel fucking amazing!
01:26:03They wiped out my whole game.
01:26:04Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:26:07Get to the basement, now!
01:26:09No, Arthur, what about you?
01:26:12Look, it's me that they're after.
01:26:14I'll draw them away.
01:26:15Arthur, you can't outrun bullets!
01:26:17Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:26:19If they can't find us, they'll just leave!
01:26:21If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:26:24The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:26:29Come on, Arthur! Come out!
01:26:30I know you're in there!
01:26:31I bring your bitches with ya!
01:26:34Remember that souvenir you left for us!
01:26:36When we've come to return the favor!
01:26:38You're surrounded!
01:26:39So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit!
01:26:42Come on!
01:27:01I will die for my lives.
01:27:03I can do this all day!
01:27:05I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:27:07But get to the basement now!
01:27:09No!
01:27:12If we go, we go together.
01:27:16Yes!
01:27:17If you die, we die with you!
01:27:19Yes!
01:27:20I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me!
01:27:32Okay.
01:27:33We're covering Tilly.
01:27:36Tilly, get to the basement.
01:27:38There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:27:41My people were slaughtered.
01:27:43I'm a fallen queen now!
01:27:45Why would you still want to help me?
01:27:47As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:27:59Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:28:06We're in this together.
01:28:12Okay.
01:28:19Spouse affection levels increased.
01:28:21Rewards issued.
01:28:22RPG?
01:28:2310.
01:28:24MP5?
01:28:251.
01:28:25Ammunition?
01:28:265,000 rounds.
01:28:2750 armed guards.
01:28:29Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:28:31Are saved.
01:28:42Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:28:47Okay, okay, you got me.
01:28:49I surrender.
01:28:50Stop shooting.
01:28:53Get your ass out here.
01:28:55Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:28:59Fine, but guns down first.
01:29:02If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:29:06Alright!
01:29:08You come out nice and slow.
01:29:11No funny business!
01:29:23Surprise, motherfucker!
01:29:25Oh, shit!
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