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00:00:01It's been 10 years since World War III.
00:00:04I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:07Last item of the day, boys!
00:00:09Two lovely sisters!
00:00:12Suitable host detected.
00:00:14Am I the only one seeing this?
00:00:16Compatible partner confirmed.
00:00:17Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:00:20Failure will result in host death.
00:00:22What? Death?
00:00:25Rescue mission complete.
00:00:27Partner count increased.
00:00:29Current total, three.
00:00:31I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:00:33I'm Mary.
00:00:33Karen.
00:00:34Susan.
00:00:35Call me Tilly.
00:00:36Now on, where are your wives?
00:00:38Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:00:45Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:00:48I used to be a lowly scavenger.
00:00:50Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
00:00:53Surprise, motherfucker!
00:01:01It's been 10 years since World War III.
00:01:04I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:01:07Last item of the day, boys!
00:01:09Two lovely sisters!
00:01:12Suitable host detected.
00:01:14Am I the only one seeing this?
00:01:16Compatible partner confirmed.
00:01:18Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:01:20Failure will result in host death.
00:01:23What?
00:01:23Death?
00:01:25Rescue mission complete.
00:01:27Partner count increased.
00:01:30Current total, three.
00:01:32I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:01:33I'm Mary.
00:01:34Karen.
00:01:34Susan.
00:01:35Call me Tilly.
00:01:36From now on, where are your wives?
00:01:38Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization.
00:01:45Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:01:48I used to be a lowly scavenger.
00:01:50Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
00:01:53Surprise, motherfucker!
00:02:01It's been 10 years since World War III.
00:02:04Since the nukes flew.
00:02:0695% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:02:10What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:02:14I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:02:19The world runs on one rule now.
00:02:21Eat or be eaten.
00:02:58What, that's it?
00:02:59Look, man.
00:03:00That's all your stuff's worth.
00:03:01Bring booze or meds next time.
00:03:04They get you more.
00:03:13I have to make this last all week.
00:03:25Last item of the day, boys.
00:03:28Two lovely sisters.
00:03:31Hmm.
00:03:31Hmm.
00:03:50Early twenties.
00:03:51Healthy.
00:03:53Strong enough to work.
00:03:55Young enough to bed.
00:03:57Children!
00:03:58Whoo-hoo!
00:04:05What the hell?
00:04:07Seriously?
00:04:07Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:04:11Hmm?
00:04:12Exactly.
00:04:13Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:04:16Half the time they don't even work.
00:04:17God forbid you knock them up.
00:04:19Then you're fucked forever.
00:04:26If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:04:30But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:04:35This world sucks.
00:04:37Look at that skin.
00:04:38And those tints!
00:04:41Ha ha!
00:04:42When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:04:46Limited time offer, boys.
00:04:48Two for one!
00:04:50Place those bids!
00:04:53I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:04:55Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:04:58I swear.
00:04:59I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:05:09Suitable host detected.
00:05:11System activation complete.
00:05:13Rescue mission required.
00:05:14What?
00:05:15What the hell is this?
00:05:17Am I the only one seeing this?
00:05:20This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:05:26This thing is alien tech?
00:05:28Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:05:37Preserve humanity?
00:05:41Compatible partner confirmed.
00:05:42Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:05:45Time remaining.
00:05:47Three minutes.
00:05:49Failure will result in host death.
00:05:57It won't come off.
00:05:59Wait.
00:06:00Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:06:03He failed to do what the system asked?
00:06:06What do I do now?
00:06:22Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:24This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:06:28You want these girls?
00:06:30You're gonna have to bid like everyone else.
00:06:35He didn't attack us.
00:06:38He's not like the others.
00:06:40If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:06:44The war had white top guns.
00:06:46That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:06:53I'm not staying for this stupid ass auction.
00:06:55Wait, wait, wait!
00:06:56What if we buy them, have our, uh, bun, and then sell them off?
00:07:03What if they die?
00:07:04Well then we sell them cheap.
00:07:09What works for me?
00:07:10Alright.
00:07:11One.
00:07:13Can.
00:07:14Of.
00:07:15Food.
00:07:16Who's gonna beat that?
00:07:17Ha?
00:07:24No.
00:07:25I can't let this happen.
00:07:27If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:07:34One can and a bar of chocolate Arthur those girls are mine don't you dare get in my way
00:07:52Ladies and gentlemen, the ladies are watching. Let's keep it civil now
00:08:00All right, you want to play?
00:08:04I'll show you what you're up against
00:08:08Two cans
00:08:10Two cans looks like Jack's feeling generous
00:08:17It's the same asshole since high school the world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over
00:08:23What's wrong trash rat you scared?
00:08:26Come on, show us what you got
00:08:33Host death in 30 seconds. Shit. I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls
00:08:43Last game. You're not getting your hands on those girls Jack. I'm not gonna let that happen
00:08:49He's not doing this for himself
00:08:52Is he trying to save us?
00:08:57Spouse affection increase detected reward granted item issued 20 cans of meat 20 cans of produce 20 units of purified
00:09:08water
00:09:20Holy shit, this is a lot of food. I could live off this for months. Oh
00:09:27Too bad looks like it looks like you're out of beds
00:09:31Do really thought he was a hero?
00:09:35Joke you think you can compete with me over women come on
00:09:39You've been a loser since high school money girls, whatever it is. I always get there first
00:09:54Oh, yeah, well, how about this?
00:10:21Oh
00:10:22How the hell did he get all those cans? No way I saw him trade for two cans and a
00:10:26candy bar whatever he bids
00:10:29I bet in one more can
00:10:32All right
00:10:33Are you bidding?
00:10:38All right, if no one else is bidding looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here going
00:10:45once
00:10:47Going twice
00:10:50Sold
00:11:04Rescue and host binding complete. Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:11:10I beat Horde on the finish line
00:11:13I'm gonna hit Horde like a star
00:11:16Watch how I leave you all behind
00:11:18Don't do silver, go and get my gold
00:11:21I've been feeling ready, ready on your hot skip
00:11:24Ready, set, go, go and take your first step
00:11:27You could do all your best to try
00:11:29But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die
00:11:37I saved two girls and beat Jack
00:11:41This system is insane
00:11:47This time I see you I won't be taking just your rash
00:12:13We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:12:32Compatible spouse detected rescue required for binding failure to complete will results in post-death time to complete two minutes
00:12:41This again in only two minutes
00:12:45Told you I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:12:48I know where Billy keeps his goods I can take you there
00:12:50Yeah, why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:12:53I just had two women taken away from me
00:12:55I am pissed
00:12:57And you're gonna help
00:13:10Stay here
00:13:12You are gonna help me work that anger out
00:13:28Arthur, you again?
00:13:30You're fucking dead
00:13:31I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to the strays
00:13:36Stay back
00:13:38Really? A bottle of water?
00:13:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:13:47Molotov!
00:13:59Shit! That was my only Molotov
00:14:05Forty-five seconds remaining until host death
00:14:13Where did you even get that?
00:14:15I saved the gas from a wrecked car just to scare him off
00:14:17What? So what do we do now?
00:14:20God, I'll need to bluff now
00:14:21Take one more step and I'd burn this whole place to the ground
00:14:25God damn it, Arthur! You already have two of them! You gotta take her two!
00:14:29Post death in 20 seconds
00:14:35Fuck! Why won't they back off?
00:14:46Arthur? You're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:14:50This is not over
00:14:51I'll catch you later, pretty girl
00:15:04Come on, let's go, go, go
00:15:13Thank you
00:15:15You saved my life
00:15:16Rescue mission complete
00:15:18Partner count increased
00:15:20Current total
00:15:213
00:15:21Affection metrics
00:15:22Mary
00:15:2315
00:15:25Karen
00:15:2610
00:15:28Susan
00:15:2910
00:15:33Maybe I can trust this guy
00:15:35Rough around the edges, but he's got guts
00:15:39Spells affection levels increased
00:15:41Rewards issued
00:15:42Medicine
00:15:4210 units
00:15:432 MP5
00:15:45Submachine guns
00:15:464 clips of ammunition
00:15:4750 rounds each
00:15:48Items can be retrieved at any time
00:15:51Two rifles?
00:15:52But guns are extinct
00:15:53And now I've got two?
00:15:55Food, meds, weapons?
00:15:57I might actually be the apex
00:16:03Hey, let's move
00:16:03It's not safe here
00:16:05Cool
00:16:14Uh, welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel
00:16:19No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free
00:16:24Hope you don't mind
00:16:27You're kidding
00:16:27You're kidding
00:16:28How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:16:30I don't mind at all
00:16:32You saved us
00:16:34It's more than enough
00:16:36We can clean the place up a bit
00:16:38It's gonna be fine
00:16:42I'm Arthur Morgan
00:16:44You are?
00:16:46I'm Karen Linton
00:16:48And this is my little sister
00:16:50We survived one of the battles and then got caught
00:16:54I'm Miri
00:17:02Really?
00:17:04None of you know who I am?
00:17:09I'm a Hollywood star
00:17:11Oh
00:17:12Country bumpkins
00:17:14I was supposed to escape with my dad, but
00:17:16He left without me, so I got caught right after
00:17:22Well, from now on
00:17:23Where are your wives?
00:17:26I promise I'll take good care of you
00:17:29Hey, let's just eat something first
00:17:31Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit
00:17:35I'll help
00:17:35Alright
00:17:39Damn, she really knows how to butter people up
00:17:42Great, he probably thinks I'm a pain
00:17:45Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
00:17:49But me?
00:17:50Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:17:52Hell no
00:17:53Alright, we'll start with chicken soup
00:17:55About half a gallon
00:17:57Just gonna fill this up to that line right there
00:17:59Okay
00:18:13Wow
00:18:15How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:18:24Babe, what's wrong?
00:18:31Well, what were you staring at?
00:18:45Nothing, just...
00:18:47I don't want you overdoing it
00:18:49I got it
00:18:52It's fine
00:18:54You cut us out of that auction
00:18:57So I'm your wife now
00:19:00I can boil the water and clean the floors
00:19:04Anything to make you happy
00:19:31She's cute
00:19:32Okay
00:19:32I got it, okay? Let me help
00:19:36Right there
00:19:42You didn't just save me
00:19:46You gave me food
00:19:48A place to stay
00:19:50If I could stay here the rest of my life
00:19:52That would make me
00:19:54Really happy
00:20:08Damn
00:20:09This system is...
00:20:13For real
00:20:24I just finished cleaning the living room
00:20:29Wow
00:20:30She moves fast
00:20:32Cute
00:20:33But charm?
00:20:34That's my lane
00:20:37Okay
00:20:37Dinner will be ready shortly
00:20:43Oh!
00:20:46Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle
00:20:48Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:20:51I don't think I can stand
00:20:52Here, come try to stand
00:20:53My legs feel really weak right now
00:20:57It's a good thing you caught me
00:20:59You're so strong
00:21:01It makes me feel safe
00:21:04Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:21:10I'm hungry for your body
00:21:13I'm hungry for your body
00:21:14I'm ready for your game
00:21:16You're driving me insane
00:21:19Babe, you should sleep with me tonight
00:21:22I can keep you warm
00:21:24Give you a massage
00:21:26I can feel the hand on my back
00:21:29I can feel the heat
00:21:30Oh
00:21:33Why don't we make things a little more interesting
00:21:36And see who Arthur chooses
00:21:40Back in school
00:21:41All the girls would call me a loser
00:21:43Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:21:58Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:22:01No
00:22:03No
00:22:03No nothing, it was just really
00:22:05Odd in there
00:22:08Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:22:13In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow
00:22:16If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here
00:22:21These supplies won't last forever
00:22:23I need to raise their affection levels
00:22:25So
00:22:27It isn't safe to scavenge with three women
00:22:31And leaving them alone isn't safe either
00:22:33They're probably only here for the food
00:22:38Arthur, you're such a good cook
00:22:40The soup is delicious
00:22:42Andā¦
00:22:49I'm here to pour out your milk
00:22:50And I've got a fork
00:22:58to the sauce
00:22:58Arthur, why are you eating?
00:23:01Iā¦ I am
00:23:02It's just
00:23:04really hot in here
00:23:05All right, go.
00:23:29Sorry.
00:23:33Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:23:35I'm just giving our husband a little massage.
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:40Oh, well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:23:45Maybe you need to lie down.
00:23:47I could help you relax.
00:23:49Great idea.
00:23:51I'll help, too.
00:23:58If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:24:19It's just a massage.
00:24:20That's all.
00:24:21I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:24:25Now I try to repent.
00:24:30Lord, I try and I regret all of the hurt I have.
00:24:37Cause I'm no angel.
00:24:39This is too good to be true.
00:24:44Did you guys hear that?
00:24:45Don't leave me alone.
00:24:50Yeah.
00:24:52Is everyone okay?
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:55Forget the massage.
00:24:57We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:07All right.
00:25:07There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:25:11Mary?
00:25:13You okay?
00:25:17You're on your period, aren't you?
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:21I'm okay, though.
00:25:22I should probably stay home and rest.
00:25:24But you go on without me.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:29But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, all right?
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:41Wait.
00:25:44You're not going to leave me, right?
00:25:51I'm going to come right back.
00:25:52I don't abandon my girls.
00:25:57Okay, babe.
00:25:59I'll wait for you.
00:26:01Okay.
00:26:14That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:26:17Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:26:20Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:26:24And then we take it.
00:26:28All of it.
00:26:41Arthur?
00:26:43You're back already?
00:27:05Well, well, well.
00:27:08Look at you.
00:27:09You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:27:16Good.
00:27:18Good.
00:27:21Good.
00:27:26Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:27:29At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:27:33Arthur!
00:27:34Something's wrong!
00:27:37Mary?
00:27:39Mary?
00:27:40Mary?
00:27:40Mary?
00:27:44What?
00:27:44Arthur?
00:27:45There's a note over here.
00:27:48your woman is in my hands bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back
00:27:55it's jack and his guys i should have killed them when i had the chance searching by these
00:27:59footprints there's at least seven or eight of them they must have teamed up with another group
00:28:03those guys are animals mary she might not have made it no no no mary is alive right there's no
00:28:10blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies that place is most definitely a trap
00:28:15they're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in so what do we do
00:28:28both of you stay here i'm going alone alone are you crazy arthur don't do anything reckless you can't
00:28:35hey don't worry i'm gonna bring mary back
00:28:47i've got a secret weapon
00:28:59boss can't we have a little uh fun with this one first
00:29:08arthur was right mary really is still alive
00:29:11you promised arthur would stay home i don't trust him alone plus my sister is in their hands
00:29:26stop thinking with your dick someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
00:29:31so we have to stay sharp
00:29:59so we have to stay sharp
00:30:08well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:30:16some food he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the
00:30:26stuff or not I sure did oh sir don't do this for me I'm not worth it shut up this
00:30:36isn't your time to
00:30:36talk don't worry Mary I will get you out of here
00:30:55so we can go hunting I know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:31:00hey hey hey
00:31:01hey Tony we good what I gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:31:11what girl
00:31:24so you chose the hard way
00:31:28I gave you the supplies now you let Mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:31:35nope never seen him before in my life
00:31:38you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:31:49surround him
00:32:00he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:32:11oh okay all right all right all right I see what's going on here I know what you guys are
00:32:16gonna do
00:32:16so be smart get the fuck out
00:32:28I gave you a chance
00:32:57what a gun a real fucking gun
00:33:00how the fuck did he get a real gun there are more of us he can't have that many rounds
00:33:04yeah yeah with all the shots he fired you probably burned through half a mag already
00:33:07look I don't care how many bullets he's got
00:33:09we rush him together the first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls
00:33:40he's been your lives on my boy
00:33:48don't move
00:33:51we're not done yet
00:33:58look I'm sorry
00:34:01okay I have nothing to do with this
00:34:04to his fucking jack
00:34:06yes
00:34:06it's all his fault
00:34:08he's lying
00:34:08I didn't do anything
00:34:10Tony took your girls he stole your supplies
00:34:14don't shoot me
00:34:15don't shoot me
00:34:17we can talk this out
00:34:46I can talk this out
00:34:52i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:34:57hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about you i
00:35:03was so
00:35:03scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying is that gonna go
00:35:08how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so hard
00:35:19i'm a blood driving me home bow's affection levels increased
00:35:27rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:35:39come on let's go home
00:35:46as for you guys
00:35:51come here
00:35:56don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up
00:36:03on your knees
00:36:10please please don't kill us man you're you're classmates right
00:36:16we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:36:38you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:36:48get out of here
00:36:49ah now
00:37:01ladies
00:37:02let's have a feast tonight
00:37:04at our new home
00:37:12affection metrics
00:37:14mary 30 karen 15 susan 25 human civilization continuation progress 33 percent
00:37:25civilization continuation primary objective host must reproduce with compatible partners
00:37:34to preserve human civilization what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:37:39baby i brought you a clean towel i'll just leave you here okay thanks
00:37:52uh
00:37:54uh
00:38:18Hey, what are you doing?
00:38:22Arthur, you saved me.
00:38:25Fed me, gave me shelter,
00:38:29risked everything to bring me back.
00:38:34I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:38:41And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:38:46Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:38:51I know what you're thinking.
00:38:53And I'm going to regret it.
00:38:57But I won't.
00:39:01I choose you.
00:39:15I'm hungry for your money, ready for your game.
00:39:21You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:39:28You take the rest of me, you can get it out of your way.
00:39:33You take the rest of me, you can get it out of your way.
00:39:37You take the rest of me, you can get it out of your way.
00:39:38Looks like someone's eager.
00:39:40Seems like my husband hasn't been able to be more in the way.
00:39:44It's been a long week.
00:39:49I'll take good care.
00:39:51You take the rest of me, you can get it out of your way.
00:39:55I can feel the hand on my back.
00:39:59I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:40:03And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:40:09I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:40:15You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:40:21You take the rest of me, you can get it out of your way.
00:40:28You take the rest of me, yes you do.
00:40:37Arthur, baby, don't stop, please.
00:40:43Unbelievable.
00:40:45She actually made the first move.
00:40:48I won't be left behind.
00:40:49Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:40:55Hold me tighter.
00:40:57You're driving me insane.
00:41:01Oh my god.
00:41:07Damn it.
00:41:09I want sex too.
00:41:11I want a man.
00:41:19Arthur.
00:41:22Arthur.
00:41:23Arthur.
00:41:24Arthur.
00:41:25You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone, and you lost all those
00:41:31supplies?
00:41:32Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:41:36I mean he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:41:40If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:41:44Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:50Okay, best we can manage.
00:41:5343% alcohol.
00:41:59You lost a lot of money getting you that.
00:42:01Hmm, not bad.
00:42:0543%, huh?
00:42:07It'll do.
00:42:10Queen Tully will love this.
00:42:14As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:42:21him myself.
00:42:22No.
00:42:33Spouse affection levels detected.
00:42:36Rewards issued.
00:42:37Gasoline.
00:42:3820 liters.
00:42:40Microgenerators.
00:42:413 units.
00:42:42Purified water.
00:42:4330 liters.
00:42:44Food.
00:42:4530 cans.
00:42:46Affection metrics.
00:42:47Mary.
00:42:4830.
00:42:48Increased to 50.
00:42:50Susan.
00:42:5035.
00:42:51And Karen.
00:42:5215.
00:42:53Increased to 60.
00:42:55Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:43:01Karen?
00:43:05Oh no.
00:43:06He looks so hot.
00:43:08I can't help myself.
00:43:16Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:43:25Karen, are you okay?
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:28Yeah, I'm...
00:43:29I'm fine.
00:43:32I'm...
00:43:32I'm gonna get a...
00:43:33Go change, and...
00:43:34I'll come back out.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:39Whew.
00:43:40That was close.
00:43:41He almost found out about the mutation.
00:43:43What's wrong with her?
00:43:46What's wrong with her?
00:43:55What is this?
00:44:04I adore her.
00:44:09What?
00:44:10Basement?
00:44:13I knew something was off.
00:44:15A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:44:17Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:44:20Come on.
00:44:22Let's go check it out.
00:44:37What the hell?
00:44:42It's gold.
00:44:43There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:44:46Gold, huh?
00:44:48In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:44:57Now this...
00:45:01This is the real gold of our era.
00:45:05The real gold of our era?
00:45:08Huh?
00:45:10These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:45:12When judging by the wood, they're at least...
00:45:13Free nuclear war?
00:45:15Maybe even older?
00:45:16In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:45:20Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:45:22That's basically gold now.
00:45:24This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:45:27The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:45:30There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:45:33These are all premium whiskeys.
00:45:3550 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:45:39Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:45:46This is the real gold of our era.
00:45:48Look at this much booze.
00:45:50We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:45:53Make it ours.
00:45:55Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:45:59Cheers!
00:46:04Cheers!
00:46:05Cheers!
00:46:11Cheers!
00:46:12Wait, you're not finished yours either.
00:46:16Oh, yeah.
00:46:20Arthur.
00:46:22Here.
00:46:22Here.
00:46:35Karen?
00:46:36What are you doing?
00:46:38Are you into women?
00:46:41Karen?
00:46:47It's me, Susan!
00:46:49Stop!
00:46:54Karen!
00:46:55Karen!
00:46:55Are you drunk?
00:46:56Hey, hey, hey!
00:46:59A man.
00:47:00I need someone to fuck me now!
00:47:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:47:14Hey, hey!
00:47:23Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:47:25Hey!
00:47:29She's okay.
00:47:31She's just knocked out.
00:47:33What happened?
00:47:34I don't know.
00:47:36She was drunk.
00:47:37She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:47:39No, no, no.
00:47:39She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:47:41It's the mutation.
00:47:44Mutation?
00:47:45When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:47:48She took the blast head on.
00:47:50The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:47:54An unstable libido.
00:47:56Sometimes it spikes.
00:47:59Violently.
00:48:02So what do we do?
00:48:03She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:48:09I know where to get her.
00:48:11Tell me I'll do anything.
00:48:13Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:48:18And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:48:24Alright.
00:48:25Let's get Karen settled.
00:48:27And after that, I'll meet with the Queen.
00:48:46Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:48:49I'm going to trade this with the Queen for her adrenaline.
00:48:52Would she stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:48:57Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:49:00A lot of men have died because of her.
00:49:05Is she really that dangerous?
00:49:08Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:49:12That's what people say.
00:49:14She's a sadist.
00:49:15She toys men for fun.
00:49:17All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:49:28It's going to be okay.
00:49:29I'll be right back.
00:49:33I'll be right back.
00:49:59I'll be right back.
00:50:11So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:50:17That's right.
00:50:28Booze for adrenaline.
00:50:30Fifty bottles worth.
00:50:36Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:50:39You know how that is.
00:50:46I brewed this myself.
00:50:48It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:50:51I promise you'll like it.
00:50:54Funny.
00:50:55The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:50:58Because I cut it out.
00:51:03Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:51:08Harder!
00:51:10Don't make me repeat myself.
00:51:15You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:51:21That's my footrest.
00:51:23The end comes to us.
00:51:25The end comes to us.
00:51:27You.
00:51:29Go try it.
00:51:30The end comes to us.
00:51:40That smell.
00:51:42That's real booze.
00:51:44Wait!
00:51:46I'll try it myself.
00:51:53This better be real.
00:51:55Or you won't make it out of your life.
00:52:07Don't drink that, my lord.
00:52:10That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:52:12The end comes to us.
00:52:24Ars?
00:52:25That's Arthur.
00:52:27The fraud.
00:52:32Oh
00:52:33My old classmate. I
00:52:37Didn't even recognize you after all these years. Well, I never forgot about you Raymond
00:52:42Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school
00:52:45Oh
00:52:56Our didn't I tell you
00:52:59When you are being bullied you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first
00:53:04But instead you snitched on me to the deep and now I'm suspended you happy now you piece of shit
00:53:14You're all going to pay for this
00:53:28You'll start with him with the rest of your life
00:53:37That bathroom car that really stuck with you
00:53:43Now you're scamming us with fake boo
00:53:45Yeah, that crap
00:53:46We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:53:50It's the color of piss
00:53:51How'd you brood it with your own urine?
00:53:56Guys guys queen tilt I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that that's about to expire so I brought
00:54:04these two bottles
00:54:05So that's an exchange
00:54:08That's good, thank you
00:54:31Do you want me to do anything different from this?
00:54:32What do you do not want me to do anything different from this?
00:54:32Strong
00:54:34Before the war this one even passed as premium
00:54:37Before the war this one even passed as premium
00:54:41but now it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline
00:54:47thank you thank you and as for this fraud since we're classmates we could give him a quick less
00:54:55painful death and you how can you decide you haven't even tried my booze
00:55:07we tilly why bother i mean just look at it cloudy as hell god knows what kind of shit he
00:55:12dumped in
00:55:12there i know him better than anyone we went to high school together he's always been shit yeah
00:55:18enough fine we'll do this properly but he can drink it
00:55:29i'm not drinking the sewage
00:55:39good boy
00:55:53this is insane
00:55:59it's a gift from god
00:56:03he's not drinking it did i mess up his sense of taste or what
00:56:10the hell this guy can actually make booze i have no idea i mean he's the guy that pulled a
00:56:15gun on us
00:56:16so yeah maybe
00:56:19i approve whiskey
00:56:27all right
00:56:40blue flame that only happens with hyper flicker
00:56:44i want your whiskey all of it everything that you have let me taste it sure but i want the
00:56:51fresh
00:56:51adrenaline syringes first
00:56:56deal
00:57:00oh yeah
00:57:01oh that's it
00:57:03i never thought i'd taste anything like this again
00:57:05green tilly
00:57:08maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:57:16yeah we should
00:57:19beat it all three of you and take your cheap garbage with you
00:57:23arthur please just give us do us a favor give us a little bit of adrenaline please a little bit
00:57:30we'll do anything you want
00:57:34anything
00:57:34yes
00:57:36anything
00:57:38okay
00:57:40we'll do anything you want
00:57:42i want you to drink his piss
00:57:44arthur don't be a fucking jerk man
00:57:46we've known each other since school
00:57:48yeah
00:57:49yeah we did and look where that got you
00:57:51are you serious right now
00:57:52queen tilly i think it's time to
00:57:55send them out
00:58:03you fucking touched me
00:58:04hey
00:58:05this isn't over arthur
00:58:07i'll make you pay for it
00:58:09i will i swear
00:58:10a man who can make liquor like this
00:58:12i need to keep him close
00:58:15queen tilly
00:58:16now aside from the adrenaline
00:58:18i'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:58:21with your approval
00:58:24your whiskey bought you a place here
00:58:27call me tilly
00:58:29and whatever business you run
00:58:31i take eighty percent
00:58:34eighty
00:58:35come on that's insane
00:58:37too much
00:58:39well
00:58:39there is one way
00:58:41that we can wave it
00:58:43and what might that be
00:58:49be
00:58:49my
00:58:50husband
00:58:57plenty of toys here
00:59:01pick one
00:59:02we have time
00:59:14you know maybe i can work with eighty percent
00:59:16shut up
00:59:18i am tired
00:59:20of the same boring games
00:59:23i want to try
00:59:25something different
00:59:27i'll be the masochist
00:59:30and you be the sadist
00:59:50compatible spouse detected
00:59:52rescue required
00:59:53subject must be claimed as spouse
00:59:56failure will initiate host death
00:59:59oh come on
01:00:10here
01:00:12call me on this
01:00:14from now on
01:00:15your taxes are waived
01:00:17and as long as you remain in wasteland city
01:00:20no one will mess with you ever again
01:00:23all right i'll contact you the day after tomorrow
01:00:27and arrange delivery of the fifty bottles
01:00:30no need
01:00:31welcome myself
01:00:33with my people
01:00:34i hear that you have three wives
01:00:38i want to meet them
01:00:41see what kind of women
01:00:43besides me
01:00:45keep you interested
01:00:50why do i feel like a male escort
01:00:53new spouse registered
01:00:55reward issued
01:00:56anti-radiation serum
01:00:58motorcycle
01:00:59anti-radiation serum
01:01:01and a new motorcycle
01:01:03spouse's life signal critical
01:01:06immediate treatment required
01:01:07so in this case
01:01:09the devil in disguise
01:01:11the devil in disguise
01:01:37Let her go!
01:01:43A man!
01:01:45Are you a man?
01:01:51None of you are men!
01:01:54Fuck off!
01:01:57No!
01:02:06Karen, stop!
01:02:11She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:02:16Arthur!
01:02:21Right there!
01:02:24The knee!
01:02:29Karen, stop!
01:02:35Karen, stop!
01:02:37Get it off!
01:02:38Karen!
01:02:39Karen!
01:02:43I can't hold her much longer!
01:02:45Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:02:46What if I could? But look at me!
01:02:48I can't get hard like this!
01:02:55Get off!
01:02:59Get off!
01:03:11Oh no!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:14Karen!
01:03:15She's operating!
01:03:18What?
01:03:19What?
01:03:20Karen!
01:03:21Karen!
01:03:21Come on!
01:03:23Warning!
01:03:24Spouse life signal critical!
01:03:26If spouse death is confirmed, post death protocol will initiate!
01:03:33Karen, come on!
01:03:34Come on!
01:03:35Come on!
01:03:35Come on!
01:03:35Karen, stay with me!
01:03:36Come on!
01:03:36Come on!
01:03:37Stay with me!
01:03:38Come on, Karen!
01:03:40Why is this happening?
01:03:41I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:03:43Come on!
01:03:45Karen, wake up!
01:03:47Spouse life status!
01:03:49Karen, zero percent!
01:03:50Post death in ten seconds!
01:03:53Uh, mid-box!
01:03:54Mid-box!
01:03:55Come on, Karen!
01:03:56I'm not gonna lose you!
01:03:58I'm out of options!
01:03:59Please let this work!
01:04:01Karen!
01:04:02Come on, Karen!
01:04:02I'm not gonna lose you!
01:04:04Stay with me!
01:04:06Karen!
01:04:17I'm not gonna lose you!
01:04:20You're dead!
01:04:23You're dead!
01:04:26I'm not gonna lose you!
01:04:28You're dead!
01:04:33Come on, Karen!
01:04:33Come on, Karen!
01:04:34Karen!
01:04:37are you okay you're okay oh my god oh my god
01:04:44are you okay are you okay i'm fine
01:04:49yeah
01:04:54you're still with us
01:05:00the burning feeling it's it's gone
01:05:08so the system serum was designed for her
01:05:12mutation it actually worked
01:05:16spouse affection levels increased
01:05:18rewards issued formal dresses three sets
01:05:36let's go get this damn wasteland
01:05:40come get your whiskey barrel aged free samples
01:05:44oh my god where did you get a gun
01:05:48free samples this ain't that bootleg shit
01:05:51huh trying to find out one sample for a
01:06:04person
01:06:05hey burns
01:06:06this is everything i have is it enough for a bottle
01:06:09can uh can i get half actually since you're my first customers you each get a bottle
01:06:30i earned my place in wasteland city with this gun so if you want a taste line up
01:06:54what do you got
01:06:57used to be special forces army ranger fought in a nuclear war
01:07:03be your bodyguard for a whole year
01:07:07an ex-marine that will prove useful
01:07:13from now on you're my personal bodyguard
01:07:17one bottle a month
01:07:20hell for that lay down my life for you
01:07:26i used to run gangs
01:07:30i got five under me we'll all be your bodyguards
01:07:40ask for you guys
01:07:41i need salesmen
01:07:43you know this town better than anyone
01:07:46spread out find customers
01:07:49keep 30 percent of whatever you trade
01:07:5130 percent you're too generous
01:07:53thank you boss
01:08:01things sure are looking up
01:08:05i don't need another wife though
01:08:07four wives are enough
01:08:09okay on your feet
01:08:11bring me every abled hand you've got
01:08:13i need manpower for bottling
01:08:15i don't need more women
01:08:17yes boss
01:08:20let's get this party started
01:08:37first day and i've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men
01:08:41not a bad haul
01:08:51i wonder what arthur is doing
01:08:54need i ask
01:08:55he's obviously thinking of me
01:09:07count son boss we're all good
01:09:12human civilization continuation progress 47 percent
01:09:17so building a faction increases the civilization progress ball
01:09:34i'm out of bullets system hasn't handed out new weapons
01:09:38i need my own forces up and running as soon as possible
01:09:41detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period
01:09:46please seize the reproduction window
01:09:50babe
01:09:51we should shower
01:09:53together
01:09:54arthur
01:09:55my clothes are feeling a little tight
01:09:58maybe you could help me take them off
01:10:01hey
01:10:02me first
01:10:03did you forget i almost died
01:10:14let's shower together tonight
01:10:17the four of us
01:10:18saves water
01:10:20there
01:10:20i do
01:10:46no
01:10:46i do
01:10:47no
01:10:47no
01:10:47no
01:10:47no
01:10:47no
01:10:47no
01:10:47no
01:10:47Come on boys, get that money. We're doing Queen's business.
01:10:51There's more of us than there is them. Come on.
01:10:56Hey, hey, hey, hey. We're good. We're good.
01:11:00So, what's going on?
01:11:02These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:11:06Business looking pretty good.
01:11:08But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:11:10Taxes? What taxes?
01:11:12No. You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:11:16You got to pay 80%.
01:11:18Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:11:24Tilly already waived my taxes. I don't know your thing.
01:11:28How dare you call her by her first name.
01:11:31You must have a death wish, punk.
01:11:36Oh.
01:11:47I'll say it again.
01:11:48The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:11:52So, I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:11:56She's Tilly Jackson.
01:11:58The goddamn queen of this Wasteland.
01:12:01Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:12:05First of all, my stuff's real.
01:12:08And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:12:13How dare you.
01:12:14Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:12:18As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:12:21That's right.
01:12:22The Queen put me in charge.
01:12:25And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:12:28Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:12:32You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:12:40Huh.
01:12:41That batch was for Tilly.
01:12:43This is going to be fun.
01:12:49Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:12:54I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:12:58The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:13:04She takes all the taxes.
01:13:07You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are...
01:13:13the dead.
01:13:15Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:13:21Well, it's priceless.
01:13:23I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:13:25Huh.
01:13:26Are you threatening us right now?
01:13:28Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:13:32Right, right.
01:13:32I got this.
01:13:34Look, I get it.
01:13:35I get it.
01:13:36You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:13:43The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:13:50or I'm going to have my horny boys back here.
01:13:53Fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm going to make you watch.
01:13:59All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:14:04Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:14:09This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:14:16You really want to follow him?
01:14:18Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:14:21I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:14:27You're free to choose.
01:14:29But remember this.
01:14:31Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:14:36All right.
01:14:37You got three seconds to decide.
01:14:40Either you stand with this guy,
01:14:43or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:14:46Three.
01:14:48Two.
01:14:51One.
01:14:57Oh.
01:15:02I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:15:06See that?
01:15:08That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:15:11Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:15:14you're still worthless.
01:15:16Now, you got two choices before you.
01:15:19Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:15:23and you ask for forgiveness,
01:15:25and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:15:28or option two.
01:15:31You let me screw those three girls.
01:15:36Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:15:39That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:15:41You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:15:44I know.
01:15:45I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:15:48Yet.
01:15:51I don't understand.
01:15:52Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:15:54It'll only make things worse.
01:16:01Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:16:05Loyalty.
01:16:06Her people would die for her.
01:16:09They don't fear death?
01:16:11Nuclear full-out left us with nothing.
01:16:14Only our faith.
01:16:15That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:16:18Faith?
01:16:19Belief?
01:16:20Reason to live?
01:16:22Of course they'd die for her.
01:16:24But we have too many critical supplies.
01:16:26There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:16:29Then what do we do?
01:16:31We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:16:36And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:16:41So, you made up your mind yet?
01:16:44You're gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:16:47Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:16:51Do you even have to ask?
01:16:54Obviously setting the charts.
01:16:58I'll choose the third option.
01:17:00The third option?
01:17:01Fuck off.
01:17:02You have no right to negotiate.
01:17:04Hey!
01:17:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:17:06Get him!
01:17:12That's Queen Chewie's Bieber.
01:17:14How'd he get that?
01:17:16Until he gets to my place in five.
01:17:18That's impossible.
01:17:22Until he gets to my place in five.
01:17:31Missed me already?
01:17:32Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:17:35See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard gun.
01:17:39What?
01:17:40Which idiots have a death wish?
01:17:42I'll be there in ten.
01:17:44Tillie, get to my place in five.
01:17:55Mr. Ross!
01:17:56Kill him!
01:17:56How dare he treat you like this?
01:17:58End him now!
01:17:59I swear you're dead.
01:18:01Dead!
01:18:01I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:18:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:18:06Calm down, Randy.
01:18:07Calm down.
01:18:07You got riled up.
01:18:10Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chili on that there toy?
01:18:16Yeah, that's right.
01:18:17I did.
01:18:18I'm her husband.
01:18:24So, you better back off before you regret it.
01:18:27I'm her husband!
01:18:29He said I'm her husband!
01:18:31He's insane!
01:18:32Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his thighs!
01:18:35So hard in years!
01:18:38Now, I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:18:54Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:18:58Oh, sad face.
01:19:02Now, I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:19:10No.
01:19:11I've decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:19:17I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:19:23Trash the place!
01:19:24Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:19:27And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:19:30Go!
01:19:41Queen Chili, we're almost there.
01:19:45Most feet ahead!
01:19:53Mr. Ross, pick a break.
01:19:56Save some energy for later.
01:19:58You got three women waiting for you.
01:20:00Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:20:02Cheers.
01:20:07Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:20:09Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:20:12Thank you!
01:20:13Mr. Ross.
01:20:15You, hey, hey, you!
01:20:17Get over here and get poorer.
01:20:21Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:20:23Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:20:24Got it!
01:20:27Look down there!
01:20:45Are you out of your minds?
01:20:54What's going on here?
01:20:55Queen Tilly, you're just in time.
01:20:58We just caught this guy.
01:20:59He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:21:03I was just about to deal with him.
01:21:05Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:21:10He's undermining your authority.
01:21:15You're quite the popular man.
01:21:17And you're quite late.
01:21:18It's not very nice of you.
01:21:20Hey, just shut your mouth.
01:21:22Yeah, you don't speak to the queen that way.
01:21:27Who broke these?
01:21:30We did.
01:21:32That's right.
01:21:33We saved you the trouble.
01:21:34You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:21:36It's crap.
01:21:37That's right.
01:21:38And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:21:41His wife.
01:21:43Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:21:45I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:21:48Whoa, hey.
01:21:51Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:21:54No, no, no.
01:21:55That's not, that's not what I meant.
01:21:57Wait, wait, wait a minute.
01:21:58You mean that you and he actually-
01:22:02Oh!
01:22:05Queen, Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:22:09Literally a scavenger.
01:22:15He's my husband.
01:22:17What?
01:22:20Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:22:24What?
01:22:40Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belongs to your husband.
01:22:45It was him.
01:22:47He made us do it.
01:22:49He set us up.
01:22:50Oh, come on.
01:22:50Don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:22:52Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:22:54Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:22:58Who broke my bottles?
01:23:01Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:23:05You, sir!
01:23:06What?
01:23:08Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:23:11I didn't know-
01:23:12Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:23:14I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:23:17Son of a bitch.
01:23:19Arthur, please save me.
01:23:20I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:23:22Ask the Queen to have mercy on me.
01:23:25I'm sorry about it earlier.
01:23:27If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:23:29What?
01:23:30Horus, throw him out.
01:23:33Web.
01:23:36Cut off one hand each.
01:23:39Exile them.
01:23:40And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:23:45No!
01:23:46What?
01:23:46No!
01:23:47You don't understand!
01:23:48No!
01:23:49What?
01:23:49No!
01:23:50Yeah!
01:23:55We need to talk.
01:23:56Come on.
01:24:15Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:24:19So, what do you plan to do about these three?
01:24:33Well, I can't make that choice.
01:24:38You want all of them?
01:24:40Back off!
01:24:41Why are you targeting my husband?
01:24:43Exactly.
01:24:45We don't care who you are.
01:24:46We've been with Arthur longer.
01:24:48We're not afraid of you.
01:24:50Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:24:53Right, honey?
01:24:55I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:25:17What the hell?
01:25:18How do they have guns?
01:25:23Surprise, motherfucker!
01:25:24Come on, Arthur.
01:25:25I know you're in there.
01:25:27You didn't expect this, did you?
01:25:28We got plenty of guns now.
01:25:30Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:25:32That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:25:38Honey, take out your gun too.
01:25:40Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:25:41I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:25:44Damn it.
01:25:45I knew I should have brought more people.
01:25:49We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:25:53We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:25:56I feel fucking amazing.
01:26:03They wiped out my whole game.
01:26:04Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:26:07Get to the basement now.
01:26:09No, Arthur, what about you?
01:26:12Look, it's me that they're after.
01:26:14I'll draw them away.
01:26:15Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:26:17Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:26:19If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:26:21If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:26:24The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:26:29Come on, Arthur.
01:26:30Come out.
01:26:30I know you're in there.
01:26:31I bring your bitches with you.
01:26:34Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor.
01:26:38You're surrounded.
01:26:39So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:26:42Come on.
01:27:01I will die for my lives.
01:27:03I can do this all day.
01:27:05I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:27:07But get to the basement now.
01:27:09No.
01:27:12If we go, we go together.
01:27:16Yes.
01:27:17If you die, we die with you.
01:27:19Yes.
01:27:20I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:27:32Okay.
01:27:33But we're covering Tilly.
01:27:36Tilly, get to the basement.
01:27:38There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:27:41My people were slaughtered.
01:27:43I'm a fallen queen now.
01:27:45Why would you still want to help me?
01:27:47As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:27:59Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:28:06We're in this together.
01:28:07I'm a villain.
01:28:10I'm a villain.
01:28:12Okay.
01:28:19Spouse affection levels increased.
01:28:21Rewards issued.
01:28:22RPG, 10.
01:28:24MP5, 1.
01:28:25Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:28:2750 armed guards.
01:28:29Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:28:31Are saved.
01:28:42Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:28:46Okay, okay, you got me.
01:28:49I surrender.
01:28:50Stop shooting.
01:28:52Get your ass out here.
01:28:55Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:28:59Fine.
01:28:59Put guns down first.
01:29:01If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:29:06All right.
01:29:08You come out nice and slow.
01:29:11No.
01:29:12No funny business.
01:29:22Surprise, motherfucker.
01:29:25Oh, shit.
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