00:00This is my brother, I'm Hank.
00:02This is me, I'm Evan R. Lawson, CPA.
00:05Hank is your typical genius New York surgeon turned unemployed dude.
00:09You let a billionaire hospital trustee die to save some kid off the street.
00:13I made a judgement call to rescue a crashing patient.
00:15It's a shame that your star was only on the rise.
00:18Was?
00:18I am broke, depressed, and alone.
00:21Are you texting while I'm talking to you?
00:23I can do both.
00:24So I prescribe the best cure I know.
00:26The Hamptons.
00:27The sushi rolls are going to be filled with diamond chunks.
00:31Like people are going to be even going to be like...
00:32Oh, oh my god, it's a diamond fight!
00:34A diamond fight!
00:35Whose place is this exactly?
00:37Boris.
00:38He's some German duke and like a trillionaire.
00:40I would just call him Boris.
00:42Bro, this is where God would party.
00:44If he could get in.
00:47There must be some way to help her.
00:49Tell him I need the auto-injector from a Mark I kit.
00:53Where do you practice, Doctor?
00:55Nowhere.
00:55Turns out...
00:56You're the one that saved me.
00:57Hank is like catnip to trillionaires and socialites.
01:01What if I told you I had two beautiful women in the bathroom right now and they came here just
01:05to see you?
01:05If that's true, I'll stay the rest of the weekend.
01:08Ladies, Hank's home!
01:11They want him to be their own personal doctor who makes mansion calls.
01:15Concierge doctor?
01:16Private physician for hire?
01:17Yeah, no, I'm only out here for the weekend.
01:19You're up to your eyes in debt with no income to service that debt.
01:21I mean, you got a better career plan right now?
01:24Personally, I don't see what the problem is.
01:26He gets to be a hero.
01:27I need a bottle of vodka, a big pen, and some duct tape.
01:30What are you, MacGyver?
01:31A very well compensated hero.
01:33This is a real bar of gold.
01:35This could have some serious tax implications for you.
01:37We are totally setting up shop in the Hamptons.
01:40I have not set up shop in the Hamptons.
01:42You've been here for 24 hours, you already have a bar of gold, and you're chasing away supermodels.
01:47Imagine what we could do if we actually tried.
01:49Royal Pains, a new USA original series, premieres Thursday, June 4th at 10, only on USA.
01:56Characters welcome.
01:57Note to self, become a doctor.
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