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Matrimoney Engsub 30-Day Contract Marriage Turns Into Real Love Mini Drama
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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:21For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:12To be fair, maybe you thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:01:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:39Okay!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43You're real real!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me!
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12See, see.
00:02:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:37Mmm.
00:02:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:02:41And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:02Ew.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:34These are great.
00:03:36Hmm.
00:03:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:41No problem.
00:03:42Cool.
00:03:43Well, let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:53Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere.
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Now, it's two ladies back on the plane again.
00:04:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned.
00:04:33You went to business school.
00:04:35You have potential, okay?
00:04:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:41Because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:46Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey, you okay?
00:04:54Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:20Oh my God.
00:05:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:34I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:05:41Oh, yeah.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci!
00:05:56Did she have a good mom?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:08This...
00:06:09No, no, forget about it.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:14I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but it's only enough for one treatment, and who knows
00:06:25how many she's gonna need.
00:06:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:06:36Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:41Hmm.
00:06:42Come back tonight, and make something nice.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Isabel, come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:10Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:18Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:24Mm-hmm.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:47Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:07:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:02What, exactly?
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean, it's fine.
00:08:15Whatever.
00:08:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:25You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:41I don't need Tinder.
00:08:47Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you I'm...
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:09:05what the fuck this is fucking product
00:09:13asshole you're crazy bitch
00:09:18Amelia whoa what's wrong
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink and she flipped out
00:09:25I'm sorry Romulus but your son is a prick I'm gonna be leaving
00:09:28no no no please I apologize my son he's it's immature
00:09:33all right and that's why I invited you
00:09:36put forward it please all right just have a seat
00:09:40all right and I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night
00:09:43won't you son so Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:09:50cancer
00:09:53and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:09:57make my own money dad
00:10:01okay I want the business
00:10:03I think we can make a deal
00:10:07whereby everyone gets what they want
00:10:10what kind of deal
00:10:13well it's nothing crazy
00:10:16no you two just have to get married that's all
00:10:19what
00:10:22what Romulus what are you saying I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:10:27yeah and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:10:30well at least I don't pose in my tidy whities for money
00:10:35you have to grow up
00:10:36before you can run our business and the best way to do that is to get married
00:10:40we're not even a match we hate each other at least I do
00:10:44obviously
00:10:45I see there's something in common already
00:10:48look you know
00:10:51my wife and I we were opposites
00:10:53oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:10:56she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool huh but
00:11:04I learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:11:07you two have chemistry
00:11:09yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:11:11as if
00:11:13Romulus isn't there another way
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:11:17Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:11:21well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:11:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:11:29what what's it gonna be
00:11:35what's it gonna be
00:11:39fine I'll do it
00:11:42for Betsy
00:11:47Michelangelo it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:11:50if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:11:54then you're gonna lose the business
00:11:56and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:11:59what the hell dad
00:12:03fuck it fine I'll do it
00:12:06now let's just go into the office now
00:12:09the lawyers have already drafted the contract
00:12:12and son we're gonna need some champagne
00:12:16you're in my mind
00:12:17yeah try and make yourself look decent
00:12:22you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:12:25followed by a wedding planned by me
00:12:28and I'll tell you it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:12:31I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked
00:12:34anyway
00:12:36you must move in together immediately
00:12:38to avoid any suspicion
00:12:39you know
00:12:40look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:12:43but well it can't do any good if word got out to the public
00:12:47all right
00:12:47that's why this has to be our own secret
00:12:50hope we agreed
00:12:53sure
00:12:53all right
00:12:55sign here
00:13:14salute to the new couple
00:13:25so
00:13:27your place or mine
00:13:29I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:13:31fine
00:13:32then we'll stay at yours
00:13:43so this is michelangelo's place
00:13:45it's like a museum in here
00:13:47a michelangelo museum
00:13:50ugh
00:14:05whoa
00:14:05what
00:14:06what's this
00:14:07put it in the trash
00:14:08this isn't trash
00:14:10these are my sisters
00:14:11she's an artist
00:14:11so put them in your room
00:14:13I said you could live here
00:14:15not decorate
00:14:15oh I'm sorry
00:14:16is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:14:19that's man thong
00:14:20it's trademarked
00:14:25look
00:14:26I gotta go meet somebody
00:14:27if this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back
00:14:29I'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:14:32it's electric
00:14:38oh
00:14:38by the way
00:14:40this is gonna work
00:14:42you might want to start wearing that
00:14:45gee thanks
00:14:46welcome
00:14:54you're getting married
00:14:56shh
00:14:56Betsy
00:14:57don't tell the whole world
00:14:58sorry Amelia
00:15:00it's just
00:15:02it's not like you
00:15:03you're saying we're
00:15:05reserved
00:15:06safe
00:15:08like I always taught you
00:15:11mom
00:15:12things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:15:15and besides
00:15:17michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:15:20so
00:15:21I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:15:23michelangelo
00:15:25the ninja turtle
00:15:26no
00:15:28michelangelo
00:15:30dino valino
00:15:31maybe you've heard of him
00:15:33michelangelo
00:15:34dino valino
00:15:37shh
00:15:40like start a hundred canceled bravo shows
00:15:43how did you even meet
00:15:45his dad is one of my clients
00:15:49it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:15:53he's so toxic
00:15:56speak of the devil
00:15:59oh yeah
00:16:00you know that's probably an old issue
00:16:04this is a doctor's office
00:16:07Amelia
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle
00:16:11doctor's ready
00:16:14we'll talk about this later
00:16:37ready to get wet baby
00:16:40we're already wet
00:16:58where did that come from
00:17:25nice place
00:17:26I love the artwork
00:17:28thanks
00:17:29finally
00:17:30woman with good taste
00:17:34no I'm good
00:17:35we had plenty at dinner
00:17:37more for me
00:17:42you know
00:17:43if you like it down here
00:17:45you should see the bedroom
00:17:58who are you
00:18:00who are you
00:18:02Chantel this is
00:18:03Amelia
00:18:04my roommate
00:18:08whatever
00:18:08can you guys just keep it down
00:18:10I have work
00:18:11tomorrow morning
00:18:12this is my house
00:18:14we will be
00:18:15as loud as we want to be
00:18:17scream
00:18:17at the top of our lungs
00:18:20you've got to be kidding me
00:18:22what's wrong dog walker
00:18:24who's jealous
00:18:26jealous
00:18:26I'm not jealous
00:18:30sweet dreams
00:18:38I can't believe he said
00:18:39I was jealous
00:18:40how could I ever want to be
00:18:42with a party boy like him
00:18:44even if he is kind of hot
00:19:04see you later
00:19:06and um
00:19:07don't worry about last night
00:19:10sorry
00:19:11I had one so many to drink it
00:19:12it won't happen again
00:19:13better not
00:19:26how's the hangover
00:19:27roomie
00:19:28not now
00:19:29my head's killing me
00:19:30we need to talk about last night
00:19:32no
00:19:32what we need to do is order a
00:19:34three egg omelet and home fries
00:19:36I don't care if you're fooling around
00:19:38with your bimbos
00:19:39monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:19:40but
00:19:41your dad doesn't want people knowing
00:19:42that this is an arranged marriage
00:19:44and you made it pretty clear
00:19:45to that girl last night
00:19:46that you don't care about me
00:19:47fine
00:19:47I'll have her sign an NDA
00:19:49just give me my phone
00:19:50my sister
00:19:51needs this money
00:19:53Michelangelo
00:19:54and if the paparazzi
00:19:55find out about this
00:19:56then the contract
00:19:57is violated
00:19:57then neither of us
00:19:59get what we want
00:19:59yeah no shit
00:20:00I'm serious
00:20:02don't screw this up
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi
00:20:07since I was a teenager
00:20:08I know what I'm doing
00:20:09dog walker
00:20:10and just so we're clear
00:20:11I will fuck whoever I want
00:20:13whenever I want
00:20:15wherever I want
00:20:17fine
00:20:17do whatever you want
00:20:21sorry
00:20:21it's a bit harsh
00:20:23just really
00:20:26hung over
00:20:29that could have gone better
00:20:36hey baby
00:20:37you know you don't have to keep working
00:20:39Amelia
00:20:40you're rich now
00:20:42I know
00:20:42I like it
00:20:43ah that's good to hear
00:20:45you know I just hope that
00:20:46your work ethic
00:20:48rubs off on my son
00:20:49tell me uh
00:20:51how are things going
00:20:52between the two of you
00:20:52huh
00:20:53oh
00:20:53fine
00:20:54yeah
00:20:55we're still getting to know each other
00:20:57alright
00:20:58well give him time
00:20:59alright
00:20:59oh and listen
00:21:01he is not as bad as
00:21:02TMZ says
00:21:03alright
00:21:04look I
00:21:04I promise
00:21:05I wouldn't be so sure
00:21:07yeah
00:21:08you're right
00:21:10well
00:21:10we'll see you later
00:21:11yeah
00:21:11come on Gucci
00:21:13come on
00:21:14bye Gucci
00:21:18hey Amelia
00:21:19hey Jake
00:21:22Gucci no
00:21:22Royce
00:21:25say bad dog
00:21:26but
00:21:26I'm not actually mad about this
00:21:29it's to see you up close for once
00:21:31yeah
00:21:32same here
00:21:40sorry
00:21:40Gucci's um
00:21:42a bit crazy
00:21:44this whole family actually
00:21:46all these rich people are nuts
00:21:47I should make a reality show
00:21:49real dog owners
00:21:51in Beverly Hills
00:21:54do you want to walk together
00:21:56let these two get to know each other
00:21:58yeah
00:22:00I'd like that
00:22:06so
00:22:07how long have you been a dog walker
00:22:08a couple months
00:22:10I like it
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:22:14barista
00:22:15Uber driver
00:22:17delivery guy
00:22:19movie extra
00:22:19you were in a movie
00:22:21actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:22:22just trying to impress you
00:22:25how about you
00:22:26how long you been doing this
00:22:28I don't know
00:22:29my whole life I guess
00:22:31it started as a summer job
00:22:32and
00:22:32then I turned it into my own business
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:22:37wow
00:22:38I guess you really like dogs
00:22:40well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:22:45if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:22:48my band's playing at the echoplex tonight
00:22:51do you want to go
00:22:54I kind of have to admit I
00:22:55had a crush on you
00:22:58you did
00:23:00yeah
00:23:02I still do
00:23:06he's cute
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:23:10then again
00:23:11that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert
00:23:19hell yeah
00:23:21I mean uh
00:23:23regular
00:23:23yeah
00:23:26I know it's risky
00:23:27but
00:23:28I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:23:30I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:23:34hey what's your ring
00:23:37um
00:23:38it's
00:23:39just a class ring
00:23:40from high school
00:23:42looks pretty big
00:23:44it was a big school
00:23:46public schools
00:23:47am I right
00:23:48I mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:23:56me?
00:23:57engaged?
00:23:58no
00:23:59are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby
00:24:02I mean I should be
00:24:03wearing diapers
00:24:04crawling around
00:24:06drooling
00:24:07nope
00:24:07single and ready to mingle
00:24:09okay
00:24:14Royce pooped
00:24:15I should pick it up
00:24:16where?
00:24:17I don't see it
00:24:17just over there
00:24:25come on
00:24:26do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:28of course
00:24:29it's an office
00:24:30you want to be CEO
00:24:31you gotta look the part
00:24:33you mean like
00:24:34you look like Willy Wonka
00:24:35without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38very funny
00:24:39you know I'm retiring next year
00:24:40yes I know
00:24:41yeah
00:24:41that means you gotta get up to speed
00:24:44rapidamente
00:24:44so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:24:46you'll be my extra hands
00:24:47and we got a lot to do
00:24:48can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:49fuck no
00:24:50come on dad
00:25:00wow
00:25:04oh my goodness
00:25:05are you okay?
00:25:07hi
00:25:08I'm Michelangelo
00:25:14you're engaged
00:25:15remember
00:25:17and
00:25:17this is our new palette
00:25:20it's
00:25:21Matt's collection
00:25:22he really liked these colors
00:25:23so we did them twice
00:25:26but yeah
00:25:27that's
00:25:28presentation
00:25:29for me
00:25:31Michelangelo
00:25:38what dad?
00:25:41what a day dad
00:25:42it's not even lunchtime yet
00:25:44look at you
00:25:45you got so lazy
00:25:46just sitting around
00:25:46taking pictures of yourself
00:25:47all the time
00:25:49just stick with it
00:25:50will you kid?
00:25:51hard work does pay off
00:25:53let me just look at Amelia
00:25:55what about her?
00:25:56she comes from nothing son
00:25:58nobody taught her
00:25:59how to run a business
00:26:00but she just worked hard
00:26:01and now
00:26:02well now sharing some money
00:26:04doing what she loves
00:26:04I guess that's impressive
00:26:07yeah I see
00:26:07see it is
00:26:08I hope she rubs off on you a little
00:26:10you know
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight
00:26:20breaks over
00:26:37well not too bad huh
00:26:38one day down
00:26:4040 more years to go
00:26:44now this is the time
00:26:46when you go home with Amelia
00:26:48you talk about the day's work
00:26:50raise you closer together
00:26:52comfort each other
00:26:53just like your mom and I
00:26:54used to do
00:26:57you know I'm thinking
00:26:59it's time for the world
00:27:00to meet
00:27:02Amelia
00:27:04tonight
00:27:06tonight?
00:27:07shit
00:27:07when am I going to tell Chantel
00:27:09I promise we'd Netflix
00:27:10and bang tonight
00:27:11the LA Zoo fundraiser
00:27:13lights, camera, red carpet
00:27:15perfect time to announce
00:27:16our lovely new addition
00:27:17to the Dino Berlino
00:27:19now
00:27:21don't you think it's a bit
00:27:22soon yet?
00:27:23I mean we just signed the contract
00:27:25what's the matter?
00:27:27you two are getting along
00:27:29aren't you?
00:27:29yeah
00:27:30yeah
00:27:30just really starting to
00:27:32warm up to each other
00:27:33alright so it's all settled
00:27:35I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:27:36in the limo
00:27:38and
00:27:38don't be late
00:27:43bye dad
00:27:55so remind me
00:27:57why are we getting
00:27:58makeovers done again?
00:28:00because I want to do
00:28:01something nice
00:28:02for my favorite big sister
00:28:05and
00:28:06and
00:28:07you know I never
00:28:08splurge on stuff like this
00:28:10but since I'm part of
00:28:11the Dino Levino family now
00:28:13I think I can afford
00:28:14to let my hair down
00:28:15you better not let that
00:28:16hair down
00:28:17sorry
00:28:18just an expression
00:28:26how's it going in there?
00:28:28I'm coming out
00:28:38that bad?
00:28:40I've
00:28:41never seen a dog walker
00:28:43look this hot
00:28:44by that dress
00:28:46ASAP
00:28:51leave me alone
00:28:52party boy
00:28:53I've got my own function tonight
00:29:29what are you looking at?
00:29:32you're spilling all over yourself
00:29:33thanks
00:29:37did you forget my name?
00:29:39no
00:29:39it's just
00:29:41something
00:29:42different
00:29:43did you change your hair?
00:29:44why do you care?
00:29:46the manwhore house is yours tonight
00:29:47I'm going out
00:29:48I just forgot my charger
00:29:49awesome
00:29:50thanks
00:29:54I'm taking this
00:29:55wait
00:29:56I've been calling you
00:29:57we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:29:58I told you
00:29:59I'm busy
00:30:00hold on
00:30:03Amelia
00:30:11all right
00:30:12hey
00:30:13look who's right on time
00:30:14nice
00:30:16where's Amelia?
00:30:18she's
00:30:18sick
00:30:19she can't make it
00:30:21whoa whoa whoa
00:30:22if your fiance's sick
00:30:24you know
00:30:24you can't go out and party
00:30:25yeah
00:30:26you gotta stay home with her
00:30:28give her some
00:30:28give her some nice soup
00:30:31I'll catch both of you
00:30:32for the next one
00:30:32tell Amelia that I hope
00:30:34she feels better soon
00:30:35poor thing
00:30:37okay dad
00:30:38see you in the office
00:30:45stupid dog walker
00:30:47tricking me with her makeover
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:30:57hey
00:30:58it's Michael
00:30:59and I'm with Dean Levino
00:31:00do you still track people?
00:31:17wow
00:31:18Amelia
00:31:18hi
00:31:21you look like you just walked off a runway
00:31:24without a dog
00:31:26sorry
00:31:26I don't come to concerts often
00:31:28I kind of panicked
00:31:29no worries
00:31:30I should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:31:33yeah
00:31:35but you're drinking for free tonight
00:31:37talk to the bartender
00:31:38wow
00:31:39the IP treatment
00:31:40you look like
00:31:42thanks
00:31:45hey
00:31:46lover boy
00:31:46we're on
00:31:49gotta go
00:31:50find me in the green room after
00:31:53hope you like it
00:31:54break a leg
00:31:55love you
00:32:15rock stars are so much better
00:32:17than underwear models
00:32:27good
00:32:27nothing from Michelangelo
00:32:29maybe he's learned his lesson
00:32:32one more please
00:32:35thank you
00:32:38but that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight
00:32:48Jake you guys are great
00:32:51you really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:55The who?
00:32:57You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's alright.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:10You want some of that a drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:19So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:31And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:37You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:44I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:46I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:48A cat person?
00:33:52Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:59I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:03I'm beautiful, you know that?
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19What the heck?
00:34:20I'm tipsy.
00:34:20He's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:38Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:41What's going on?
00:34:43That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:51What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiancée.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not, Jake.
00:35:14This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:19And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that.
00:35:28After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:31Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:33Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:36I'm not following you.
00:35:38You know what?
00:35:39I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:45Me jealous?
00:35:46Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:56That is an original.
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine.
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:04I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07They're treating me like shit.
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance.
00:36:11You're history's worst nightmare.
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:15We signed a contract.
00:36:16For an arranged marriage.
00:36:17Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton.
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:29I tried to get along with you.
00:36:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:34Right back at you.
00:36:36I fucking hate you.
00:36:38I fucking hate you more.
00:36:59I wish I didn't get it, but what does she want to say?
00:37:05She don't want to say.
00:37:08She don't want to say.
00:37:10I don't want to say.
00:37:14I don't want to say.
00:37:14I don't want to say.
00:37:15I don't want to say.
00:37:19I don't want to say.
00:37:42Where am I?
00:37:44Who's spooning me?
00:37:48Is that Jake?
00:37:50How drunk was I?
00:37:56Michelangelo?
00:37:57Dog Walker.
00:38:00Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:38:04Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:08We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:11We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:38:14If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely.
00:38:17Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up too.
00:38:25Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:38:30Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:32Of course.
00:38:33My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks.
00:38:41I don't feel great.
00:38:44The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:52What's going on?
00:38:56So...
00:38:56Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait.
00:39:00For the first time?
00:39:02Yeah.
00:39:04We're taking it slow.
00:39:06Michelangelo.
00:39:07Michelangelo.
00:39:08Michelangelo.
00:39:08The male gigolo.
00:39:09Taking it slow.
00:39:12Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:39:16And...
00:39:16How was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:19Really bad.
00:39:21Right?
00:39:21I knew it.
00:39:23Actually...
00:39:24It was the best sex I ever had.
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:35Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:39I don't get it.
00:39:41He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:44I feel like...
00:39:45Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again, and again, and...
00:39:50You get the picture.
00:39:53Hey.
00:39:55Opposites attract.
00:39:57I mean...
00:39:57That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:13Here it comes.
00:40:14Right on the schedule.
00:40:16The dog walker's in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:20Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about?
00:40:35Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:46Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:01Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:41:03I...
00:41:04I can't make it tonight.
00:41:08Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:41:10And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:34Hey.
00:41:37Hi.
00:41:39We should talk about...
00:41:40About Leslie.
00:41:44I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But...
00:41:47Last night I...
00:41:49You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:51And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:56I don't think you understand it.
00:41:57You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:59Look.
00:41:59You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:02I'm a big girl.
00:42:03I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:07Okay.
00:42:08I get it.
00:42:09I'm not one of your...
00:42:10Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:42:20And frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean...
00:42:22You're driving me nuts.
00:42:23You don't understand.
00:42:24Let's...
00:42:25Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:28I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:31Wait.
00:42:32Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night...
00:42:46I don't know how.
00:42:48I don't know why.
00:42:50That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:57I'm not a good actor.
00:42:58I could even do reality TV.
00:43:02But...
00:43:03There is...
00:43:04A fire between us Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy...
00:43:08Cosmic chemistry.
00:43:10You sound like you're...
00:43:12Reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:17I know you felt it too.
00:43:24I felt it too.
00:43:25Please.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:43:30I felt it too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:40Me too.
00:44:15So...
00:44:16I set the kitchen on fire.
00:44:18How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:44:23It's not my fault.
00:44:24They should change the name.
00:44:27No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:44:30If you think that's funny, just wait till the next episode.
00:44:33The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:44:42You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:44:48Thanks?
00:44:50You know, we could actually try this.
00:44:53Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:44:57I'm serious.
00:44:59The wedding's coming up.
00:45:01We could give it a shot.
00:45:04You mean like, you and me.
00:45:06Together together.
00:45:07Why not?
00:45:08What?
00:45:08Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:45:11What?
00:45:21Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:45:24Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:45:31Oh, hey, Royce.
00:45:34Jake?
00:45:35How's it going?
00:45:37Good.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:39Look, the other night was kinda...
00:45:41Crazy.
00:45:42I know.
00:45:43I should've told you about Michelangelo.
00:45:46We were kind of in a fight.
00:45:49I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:51Is he always like that?
00:45:53So aggressive and controlling?
00:45:55I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:45:58He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:01Well, I am his woman.
00:46:03He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:46:06And I don't blame him.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:09Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:46:12I didn't mean a pride.
00:46:15Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:46:17I'm here if you need to talk.
00:46:19Thanks, Jake.
00:46:21But I'm engaged.
00:46:23Remember?
00:46:24And the only person I want to talk to is my fiance.
00:46:28Well, we had a connection.
00:46:29You're a cat person.
00:46:31It never would've worked.
00:46:34Come on, Gucci.
00:46:35Let's go.
00:46:39Cats are awesome.
00:46:43That was a great presentation.
00:46:48The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:51You think so?
00:46:53Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:56Now, listen.
00:46:57I gotta fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:00You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:03Gucci?
00:47:03Sure.
00:47:04But, I mean, your dog's more Amelia's specialty.
00:47:07Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:47:09You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:47:12At the dog park?
00:47:13Mm-hmm.
00:47:14I just texted her.
00:47:16It's all set.
00:47:18Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:47:30So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:47:34You've never played fetch before?
00:47:37It's my dad's dog.
00:47:39Not mine.
00:47:41Let me try.
00:47:42That's okay.
00:47:43I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:50Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:53No.
00:47:54I like my work.
00:47:56What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:01You're right. I should work less.
00:48:04If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:48:12Fetch Gucci.
00:48:17I've got a big surprise.
00:48:19A surprise?
00:48:21Just wait and see.
00:48:31Grazie, Enzo.
00:48:32Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:48:39What's that?
00:48:41Special delivery from Masterione's Italian Deli.
00:48:46But Gucci?
00:48:48It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:48:51You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:54I thought you were off the clock today.
00:48:58Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:01I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:49:06I'm kidding.
00:49:08This is for us.
00:49:09Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:49:10What else is in the bag?
00:49:12Just some imported Italian ingredients.
00:49:15So I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:49:17You can cook?
00:49:31You can cook.
00:49:32You can cook.
00:49:32That was so good.
00:49:34I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:49:38How did you do this?
00:49:40I can't cook at all.
00:49:42Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:44Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:46No, my mom taught me.
00:49:48Tell me about her.
00:49:51I never told a girl about my mom.
00:49:54Sorry, I don't mean to pry.
00:49:57She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:00Breast cancer.
00:50:02But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:50:05She grew up in a little village in Tuscany,
00:50:07and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:50:11We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:50:17I still have all of her recipes here, handwritten in Italian.
00:50:22That's really special.
00:50:26I miss her.
00:50:28This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:50:34It's not corny.
00:50:36But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:50:39Just don't tell TMZ.
00:50:42What about your parents?
00:50:44My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:50:49It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:51I'm sorry.
00:50:53I just really hope these treatments work.
00:50:57I don't want to lose her, too.
00:51:01I'm sorry.
00:51:02Your story made me emotional.
00:51:04I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:51:06I'll help you.
00:51:06No, no, it's fine.
00:51:08I like doing the dishes.
00:51:09It relaxes me.
00:51:11Good.
00:51:12Because I hate them.
00:51:13Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:51:19Is it just the wine?
00:51:21Or am I really falling for...
00:51:23him?
00:51:24Her.
00:51:27You don't want espresso.
00:51:29It's not very close.
00:51:37Hey.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:40Do you want an espresso?
00:51:42I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:51:44No, thank you.
00:51:45You need to have a morning meeting.
00:51:46I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:47Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.
00:51:49How could I?
00:51:52Ready, bro?
00:51:54Well, let me fix your tie.
00:51:57What do you know about ties?
00:51:58You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:00And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:52:04Touché.
00:52:05There you go.
00:52:07Okay, bye.
00:52:08Bye.
00:52:11Love you.
00:52:12Love you, too.
00:52:22Sorry.
00:52:23It's reflex.
00:52:24I didn't mean to say that.
00:52:26Me neither.
00:52:27Too soon.
00:52:29Talk about it later?
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:34Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:52:37And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:52:44Look who's here.
00:52:46Hey, my little guy.
00:52:49Hey, little Gucci.
00:52:51Look at this right here.
00:52:54Let's try it.
00:52:56Oh, yeah.
00:52:57Now, here's mine.
00:53:00Just like that.
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:03Even got one for big brother.
00:53:04Right there.
00:53:06Come to papa.
00:53:07Yes, my boy.
00:53:10All right, all right.
00:53:12So,
00:53:18we've got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:53:21This is two weeks off.
00:53:22Hollywood Bowl,
00:53:23they're waiting for an answer.
00:53:25And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:53:27He says the band is free.
00:53:30You like cold play, right?
00:53:32Dad,
00:53:32we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:53:35Cool.
00:53:36Well, all right.
00:53:38Then we'll book the magic castle.
00:53:40How about that?
00:53:40Not too big.
00:53:41Plenty of room for cold play, huh?
00:53:43Let's just pump the brakes.
00:53:45We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:53:47Why?
00:53:48Something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:50No.
00:53:51Everything's great.
00:53:52It's better than great, honestly.
00:53:55But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:53:58That's our thing.
00:54:00It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:02I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:05Wow, I never thought of that.
00:54:08You know, you have a very good point there.
00:54:12I'm very impressed.
00:54:14You've never acted like this
00:54:16with any other woman.
00:54:18I can't say I've ever felt like this
00:54:20with another girl.
00:54:22Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:54:25Love?
00:54:27Yeah, love.
00:54:28I don't know.
00:54:31He's cute.
00:54:32All right, all right.
00:54:34Change of deal.
00:54:35Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:54:37And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,
00:54:40a wedding with cold play.
00:54:43No cold play, Dad.
00:54:45No cold play.
00:54:54So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:54:57It's not working.
00:54:59I know it.
00:55:00I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:03And I'm cured.
00:55:05What?
00:55:06You're cured?
00:55:08Oh, congratulations.
00:55:12I wasn't expecting it.
00:55:14I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:55:18It only took two sessions?
00:55:20I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:55:23Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:55:26What's wrong, sis?
00:55:28We should be celebrating.
00:55:30I brought Prosecco.
00:55:31No, yeah.
00:55:33No, I'm good.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:36Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:55:38You can tell me anything.
00:55:41Is it Michelangelo?
00:55:43Is everything okay?
00:55:45If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:55:47I will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two.
00:55:54It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:55:58It's me.
00:56:00I have to tell you something.
00:56:05I cannot believe that they convinced you to do
00:56:09an arranged marriage?
00:56:11What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:56:13It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:56:16And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:56:20Actually, he's not that bad.
00:56:24I kind of like him.
00:56:26Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:56:29We need to get you out of there.
00:56:31Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:56:37But what about the tabloid stories?
00:56:40You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:56:43They banned him for life.
00:56:45You'll never go to Epcot.
00:56:47He's not actually like the stories.
00:56:50Or at least not to me.
00:56:53He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:56:57If you marry Michelangelo,
00:57:00he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:04What if you meet him?
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:07Meet him.
00:57:08Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:10Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:57:12Don't count on it.
00:57:13Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:57:17Fine.
00:57:18Yes.
00:57:19Only one.
00:57:20Yes.
00:57:23You won't regret it.
00:57:25I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:57:28You better bring the whole bottle.
00:57:34Thank you for making dinner.
00:57:36Of course.
00:57:37I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:57:39We need to celebrate.
00:57:42Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:57:48You mean besides me?
00:57:49I'm serious.
00:57:50It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:57:53Have a glass of wine.
00:57:56Tonight's going to be great.
00:58:07It's enormous.
00:58:10Why would anybody need so much room?
00:58:15It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:58:19Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:58:24So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:58:32How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:58:35$96 Dom Perignon?
00:58:37Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:58:40Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:58:42It's worth more than my car.
00:58:44Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:58:48$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:58:50It's delicious.
00:58:52This was made in France.
00:58:54Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:58:58So, who wants a drink?
00:59:20You've hardly touched your food.
00:59:23It's a little too rich for me.
00:59:28Mine tastes great.
00:59:31So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
00:59:38You don't mind, do you?
00:59:40Fire away.
00:59:43So, I know you two have been having your fun, but what's this relationship going to look like once that
00:59:51honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:54I don't think it's going to.
00:59:56I don't think it's going to.
00:59:57That's cute and all, but what about her career? Are you going to support her?
01:00:02Or kids, what's your stance on that? Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you
01:00:07get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:09Betsy!
01:00:09Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it. We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open
01:00:18to anything.
01:00:19See, Michelangelo, that's my point. You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:00:25We know enough.
01:00:26Easy Betsy.
01:00:29I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:00:32And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:00:36And what makes you such an expert?
01:00:39I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:00:41Michelangelo.
01:00:42You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:00:44It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her. She gets it from you.
01:00:48Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:00:51You started it.
01:00:58Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:01Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:03No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:07That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:09She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:01:11You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:01:13And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:01:16You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:01:19That's my sister. She just survived cancer.
01:01:24That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:01:27This is my house too and she can say whatever she wants.
01:01:30Not to me.
01:01:31You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.
01:01:34See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess the contract
01:01:38doesn't allow for that.
01:01:39You told her?
01:01:40She's my sister.
01:01:41I don't care. That violates our agreement.
01:01:44Oh, is that all I am to you? A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?
01:01:48It's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia. I love you.
01:01:53You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.
01:01:58Shut the fuck up!
01:02:00You know what? Maybe she was right. I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over.
01:02:10We need to get out of here.
01:02:12I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:02:22Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing. You do so much better than
01:02:29him.
01:02:32Yeah. But he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.
01:02:36We can talk about it on the road. Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico
01:02:41by dawn.
01:02:42Lay low for a bit.
01:02:43Mexico?
01:02:44Or Canada. Whatever. It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos. Or worse.
01:02:52I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:02:54I mean, I only told you about the contract. It's not like I told the media.
01:03:00You don't know that. We're liabilities. Loose ends.
01:03:05You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:03:10Get rid of that thing. They could be tracking us right now.
01:03:16Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.
01:03:21See? He could have a sniper on us.
01:03:27It's Romulus.
01:03:29Hey, Romulus.
01:03:32What?
01:03:33What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:03:47You came.
01:03:50Against my better judgment.
01:03:52I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:03:54I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:03:58Well, you should punish me for straying.
01:04:04You make me sick.
01:04:06I make me sick.
01:04:17Nice underwear.
01:04:20It's a great craftsmanship.
01:04:26Okay.
01:04:27Let's get this over with.
01:04:32Is that all you have to say?
01:04:34Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:04:36I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:04:41I thought I wanted this.
01:04:44But I don't.
01:04:47I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:04:52Amelia broke up with me.
01:04:57It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:03Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:05:06I am fucking devastated.
01:05:09And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:05:12And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:05:24Amelia.
01:05:26Amelia.
01:05:27Hi, Dad.
01:05:29Gucci's gone?
01:05:30I'll be right there.
01:05:40Romulus
01:05:41I only had him off the leash for a second
01:05:47We were practically in the house
01:05:49And then all of a sudden
01:05:50He just shot off like a rocket
01:05:52I've been calling him all night
01:05:54But he won't come back
01:05:56We can help you find him
01:05:59Yeah
01:05:59Right?
01:06:02Good, thanks
01:06:04Gucci
01:06:04This better not be a trap
01:06:06Just come on
01:06:10Gucci
01:06:11Gucci
01:06:11Gucci
01:06:12Hey, hey, hey
01:06:13Where's Michelangelo?
01:06:15I thought you were both together
01:06:16Why isn't he here with you?
01:06:18Oh, um, he's
01:06:19Sorry, I'm late, Dad
01:06:22Where were you?
01:06:23I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastrionis
01:06:26It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:06:27If this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:06:29Nothing will
01:06:31Smart move, dude
01:06:32Here, ladies
01:06:33Take a piece of this prosciutto
01:06:35Yeah, that's it
01:06:36Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:06:40Give me the irk
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:58He's hopeless
01:07:00We've been looking for him all night long
01:07:04We're never gonna find him
01:07:06Don't give up, Dad
01:07:06He's just off having a little adventure
01:07:08Keep looking
01:07:09He'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:12See?
01:07:13They're not gonna kill us
01:07:15I do have to admit, though
01:07:17I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:07:18He's really there for his dad
01:07:21His dad's dog
01:07:23So you approve now?
01:07:26They didn't say that
01:07:29Gucci!
01:07:33Gucci!
01:07:34My boy's back!
01:07:43Okay, okay
01:07:45I'm a little closer to approving
01:07:53I might have possibly misjudged you
01:08:02A little
01:08:04It's okay
01:08:05Most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:07They just leave out part of the story
01:08:11Amelia
01:08:12Can we talk?
01:08:16Please?
01:08:20Amelia
01:08:22Can we talk?
01:08:25Please?
01:08:26Okay
01:08:35Amelia
01:08:37I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:08:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:08:43And I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:08:44For mentioning the contract
01:08:48I hope that you know you
01:08:50Mean so much more to me
01:08:51Than just a business agreement
01:08:55Thanks for saying that
01:08:57I needed to hear that
01:09:00And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:04You're not one
01:09:06I'm still learning new things about you
01:09:09Most of them are good
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract
01:09:15I'm not
01:09:19You're not?
01:09:20What do you mean?
01:09:23Amelia, this might sound crazy
01:09:25But
01:09:27I meant it
01:09:28When I said that I love you
01:09:30And I don't want
01:09:31Some silly piece of paper
01:09:33To be the reason
01:09:33That we stay together
01:09:36I want to know that
01:09:37Our love is real
01:09:41Dad
01:09:42What is it, son?
01:09:43I want to cancel the contract
01:09:45Between me and Amelia
01:09:47Why, son?
01:09:49Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:09:52And not because of some legal obligation
01:09:57But because she wants to
01:10:04Consider our contract null and void
01:10:14Amelia
01:10:14Amelia
01:10:15Where will it be?
01:10:19Will you marry me?
01:10:23Will you marry me?
01:10:26Yes
01:10:27I'll marry you
01:10:44You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:10:47And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:10:50Look at me
01:10:51I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:10:55All right, all right, you two
01:10:57That's enough, all right?
01:10:59We spent this whole night together
01:11:01Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:03We'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:04Italian style, huh?
01:11:07Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:09I think I can get used to it
01:11:11And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:11:14I want to hear from everybody involved
01:11:17Especially Coldplay
01:11:18We're not getting Coldplay, Dad
01:11:21It was worth a try
01:11:46And now the bride and groom
01:11:48Would like to give their vows
01:11:49Michelangelo
01:11:54Amelia
01:11:56Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:11:59We're perfect together
01:12:02I've learned so much from you
01:12:04In such a short amount of time
01:12:06And not just about dogs
01:12:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:12:21As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:12:24And in return, I promise to be patient
01:12:31And a loving husband
01:12:32As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare
01:12:35You've always dreamed of
01:12:42Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:12:47I love you so much
01:12:55I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:12:59But here we are
01:13:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:04And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:07Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:13:15And although we haven't spent much time together
01:13:17It feels like a lifetime
01:13:19In a good way
01:13:20I know your mom would be proud of you
01:13:22Te amo, Michelangelo
01:13:24I love you
01:13:25With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:13:28And the city of Beverly Hills
01:13:30I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:13:32You may kiss your bride
01:13:43Thanks
01:13:45I'm Betsy
01:13:46Amelia's sister
01:13:47I'm Jake
01:13:48Another dog walker
01:13:51It's crazy
01:13:52You know, given my sister
01:13:53But
01:13:54I've always been more of a cat person
01:13:56And a daughter
01:13:57Me too
01:14:00It's a class
01:14:06Choosing the moods to dread
01:14:09Ooh
01:14:10What would you say, H怎么了
01:14:14What do you guess, H Nope
01:14:15What do you think, Hgone
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