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Oops! I Married My Enemy Enemies-to-lovers romance drama of secrets and tension - ENGSUB
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00:00:03yes I know my last payment is half of what I owe okay but I promise I'll get
00:00:08it in by the end of the week oh I'm gonna need a raise fast so how are you
00:00:18feeling after the great Gavin won the Tillman proposal oh don't even mention
00:00:22it and great isn't exactly the word I'd use for that nepo baby tell me how you
00:00:27really feel I mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done and
00:00:31others like Gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo
00:00:37baby speak of the devil
00:00:55you know I'm offended well actually on a second thought I'm not because I don't really care about the
00:01:02opinions of my lesser competition and that's my cue to leave bye Tony that's your competition huh
00:01:14pretty sure I landed that massive deal with Denison just two weeks ago remember that I like to call
00:01:22that a lucky break well we'll see how lucky you are when mr. Hartley announces his resignation and
00:01:28name's me CEO my first order of business firing you well good luck because everybody in this office
00:01:36knows that job is mine report report report report report report report report report report report report
00:02:15thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you very much for the
00:02:18thank you all I appreciate it very much thank you well I I know that you all are very busy
00:02:24so I will
00:02:25not take up a whole lot of your time today really I'm just here to make a small announcement I
00:02:33have
00:02:33decided that I am going to retire within the next three months I know it's sad I know so the
00:02:44search for the new
00:02:46CEO of Hartley industries will begin immediately that position is mine
00:02:54is mine in other news I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company
00:03:05has
00:03:06finally gone through it has happened ladies and gentlemen thank you all so very much for your time and your
00:03:13hard work you've all done an extraordinary job
00:03:16so thank you I appreciate it and on that note we'll let that go for today you're all dismissed thank
00:03:22you very much except
00:03:23Gavin and Victoria can you come see me for a moment please thank you
00:03:31so it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees
00:03:39thank you and you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal so I feel like it's time for a
00:03:45little celebration
00:03:49there you go
00:03:55uh what is this that is your celebration and all expenses paid trip to a Las Vegas yes
00:04:03thank you
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00:04:46Hey Gavin, looks like the last of your competition has arrived.
00:04:50Well, I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:53There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:04:56I got this for you.
00:04:59That's so kind.
00:05:00Isn't that nice?
00:05:01I love that kind of thoughtfulness in an employee.
00:05:04Gavin, hello.
00:05:05Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:07Yes, of course.
00:05:08I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
00:05:12Can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:13That would be lovely.
00:05:29Whoops!
00:05:33Oh my god!
00:05:34I'm sorry.
00:05:35That was a mistake.
00:05:37Um, why are you just standing here?
00:05:39Why don't you go help her?
00:05:42Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I gotta keep the boss happy.
00:05:46There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:48Yes.
00:05:51Oh!
00:05:52What the hell are you doing?
00:05:53Uh...
00:05:53You peeping at me like some weird peeping tong?
00:05:56No!
00:05:57Um...
00:05:58No.
00:05:58I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
00:06:02Bullshit.
00:06:03You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:05Save face?
00:06:07Save face about what?
00:06:08You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:10You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:15Okay.
00:06:16Listen.
00:06:17I swear.
00:06:18I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:19You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:28Get the hell out.
00:06:30This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
00:06:36Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
00:06:38You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility of that
00:06:42CEO position
00:06:42to buy.
00:06:44Give me this.
00:06:46Go.
00:06:46Let's go.
00:06:53Peace offering?
00:06:57And then it helps.
00:07:00Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, alright?
00:07:03I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:05I don't need you to cleanly spill another drink on me.
00:07:07Okay.
00:07:08First of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:10Oh, yeah.
00:07:11Well, I guess what this is about is you sucking up to Cornelius because he just gave you the
00:07:15riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
00:07:17Um, yeah.
00:07:20Yeah, okay.
00:07:21Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:24Okay.
00:07:24Wait, hold on a second.
00:07:25Listen.
00:07:25I'm sorry, okay?
00:07:26I didn't mean to...
00:07:30Excuse me.
00:07:35Oh.
00:07:36Hello?
00:07:42I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the
00:07:46hold.
00:07:49Please give me more time.
00:07:57Triple in Paradise.
00:08:00Find your business, Gavin.
00:08:02Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
00:08:04You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:07This is all just a game to you.
00:08:10What is?
00:08:12This job.
00:08:14It...
00:08:14You don't need it.
00:08:16You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:19You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:23You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:26Okay, you know what?
00:08:27You don't know a fucking thing about me first, so you should probably stop being so judgmental
00:08:31and realize you're not the only person on this planet that there's something going
00:08:34wrong with them.
00:08:35Enough!
00:08:36What is going on here?
00:08:37Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:39I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
00:08:44Cool it.
00:08:45Sorry, Ms. Hartley.
00:08:45Sorry, Ms. Hartley.
00:08:47Not another word.
00:08:53Way to go.
00:08:54You started that.
00:08:55We've got to sign your checks, all right?
00:08:58Okay, all right, all right, all right.
00:09:00Thank you, thank you all very much.
00:09:02Welcome, welcome.
00:09:03This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:06At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:13You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned, I don't know.
00:09:16But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
00:09:24It's so important.
00:09:25It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:29So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:36Cheers.
00:09:43Hey, you know, um, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:50In your dreams.
00:09:52Oh, ouch.
00:09:53Okay, you know what?
00:09:53I'm gonna need a shot.
00:09:55Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:00As long as you're paying.
00:10:01Sure.
00:10:11Yeah, right, yeah.
00:10:12Try another one, please.
00:10:13Thanks.
00:10:14Here.
00:10:14Here.
00:10:15Okay, all right.
00:10:16Here.
00:10:16Here.
00:10:16Okay, all right, chill.
00:10:22Are you gonna throw up?
00:10:23Hell no.
00:10:24You ain't gonna throw up first.
00:10:26Please.
00:10:37You ain't gonna throw up first.
00:10:38Can you please turn it off?
00:10:42Okay, stop.
00:10:44Okay, no, let me just stop.
00:10:57Where am I?
00:10:58This isn't my bed.
00:10:59Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:01Javin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:03Hey, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:05No.
00:11:07No.
00:11:08Yeah, what the-
00:11:08Give me the legget.
00:11:09Stop!
00:11:10Give me-
00:11:10We're so getting fired.
00:11:12Let go!
00:11:15Give me the legget.
00:11:16Stop!
00:11:17Let go!
00:11:18Grab the shirt!
00:11:19Fuck!
00:11:22What the hell happened?
00:11:24Well, I don't know.
00:11:25Did-
00:11:27Did you?
00:11:28Did we?
00:11:30No.
00:11:30Gross.
00:11:31Absolutely not.
00:11:32Okay, Vicky.
00:11:32It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
00:11:36Look, call me-
00:11:37No!
00:11:37Hey!
00:11:43It's Cornelius.
00:11:44What does he want?
00:11:46Who the hell should I know?
00:11:49You're gonna answer?
00:11:49You're gonna let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
00:11:55Hello?
00:11:56Good morning, Victoria.
00:11:59I would like to see you right now in the lobby.
00:12:04And bring Gavin with you.
00:12:07Why do you assume I'm with Gavin?
00:12:13I would say that it has something to do with this.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:28Oh, gee.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:32This is a disaster.
00:12:34Great.
00:12:34I was just gonna think I'm sleeping by the way up to the top.
00:12:36Finally.
00:12:37Do you see?
00:12:37I'm at the top.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:39Let me tell you something, all right?
00:12:40If I had known that all I was gonna take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo, I probably
00:12:45would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
00:12:47How did this even happen?
00:12:48What were we thinking?
00:12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.
00:12:54Okay, so, what are we gonna do about Cornelius?
00:12:58We don't even know if he knows, right?
00:13:00So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?
00:13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
00:13:03You've heard him, okay?
00:13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
00:13:07If we don't do that, he's gonna think we're mucking the fucking company.
00:13:10We can't have that.
00:13:11Ugh, I hate that you're right.
00:13:12Fuck.
00:13:13You know what?
00:13:14Screw you, Gavin.
00:13:15Screw me?
00:13:16Oh, you mean again, because you already did that last night.
00:13:40Victoria, we need to talk.
00:13:42Hi.
00:13:44This is my room.
00:13:45What are you talking about?
00:13:46This is my room.
00:13:47Look at that.
00:13:47That could be Cornelius.
00:13:51Oh.
00:13:54Morning, boss.
00:13:56You, um, you need to see me, Cornelius?
00:13:59Gavin is here.
00:14:01What a shocker.
00:14:04Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
00:14:15Yeah, we didn't actually mean for anything.
00:14:17Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
00:14:18No.
00:14:18Okay, enough!
00:14:20I am not happy.
00:14:22Hey, you two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
00:14:30This is not a good look.
00:14:32Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
00:14:38Look, let me explain it.
00:14:40Shut up!
00:14:41Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.
00:14:46And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas.
00:14:49But you cannot run a company on rivalry.
00:14:52You run a company on teamwork.
00:14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
00:15:08You want us to stay married?
00:15:12It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:15:17Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:15:20I'm serious as a heart attack.
00:15:21You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues but as husband and
00:15:29wife.
00:15:30No, no, no, that's not fair.
00:15:32I'm not wife material.
00:15:34Yeah, she's not wife material.
00:15:35You know what?
00:15:36I'm not even husband of material.
00:15:37I don't really even like her.
00:15:38Ah, well, you better become the right material real quick or you can kiss that CEO position.
00:15:45Au revoir.
00:15:46Wait a minute.
00:15:46Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:15:51Victoria, I'm hurt.
00:15:53Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:15:57Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:16:01And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:16:07So both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
00:16:20Oh.
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:27Hmm.
00:16:33You all right?
00:16:37Excuse me.
00:16:40Sir.
00:16:40Sir.
00:16:41Sir.
00:16:42Sir.
00:16:43Please put your bag away.
00:16:50Surprise.
00:16:52Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:54I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.
00:16:57Wifey, what's wrong?
00:16:58Um, you know, couples typically fly together.
00:17:02Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
00:17:04Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
00:17:06Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
00:17:10Well, you know what?
00:17:10You should probably call him and tell him that and then he'll be smoothly sailing for me, guys.
00:17:14C-E-O.
00:17:17You wish.
00:17:18Hmm.
00:17:21Is that really necessary?
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:26Can I help you?
00:17:28Hi, um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
00:17:32I can't sit next to this van.
00:17:34She's exaggerating.
00:17:35I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full and I'm unable to talk him without your request.
00:17:41Okay, thanks.
00:17:43Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
00:17:46And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me because then maybe you'll make
00:17:51it to the top.
00:17:53Shut up.
00:17:55You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
00:18:01Brat.
00:18:23Hey, Vic.
00:18:27Yes?
00:18:29Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
00:18:39Don't give in.
00:18:41Don't give in.
00:18:42Don't give in.
00:18:44Don't give in.
00:18:45Don't give in.
00:18:46Don't give in.
00:18:46Don't give in.
00:18:56Don't give in.
00:18:58Miss?
00:18:59Miss?
00:19:00Miss?
00:19:01Excuse me.
00:19:02We're about to reach our destination.
00:19:04I'll need you to prepare for landing.
00:19:10What the hell?
00:19:15What's happening?
00:19:16Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?
00:19:20Are you serious?
00:19:21I'm not an animal.
00:19:23Why the hell would I do that?
00:19:25Then why is your hand on my thigh?
00:19:34Now, how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping, too?
00:19:37I'm warning you, Gavin.
00:19:39Oh, yeah?
00:19:39Keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:41Oh, my God.
00:19:43Well, you know what?
00:19:44I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.
00:19:50You remember that?
00:19:51Just admit it.
00:19:52You've always had the hearts for me.
00:19:55They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.
00:19:58Let me tell you something.
00:19:59It takes two to tango.
00:20:01And from where I'm sitting, it looks like you've been drooled all over my fucking clothes.
00:20:14Excuse me.
00:20:17Bye.
00:20:18Bye.
00:20:23Bye.
00:20:42What do you want, Gavin?
00:20:44We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:46It's never going to work.
00:20:47Why not?
00:20:49Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job, and we don't get along.
00:20:54We both know it.
00:20:56Well, you know what?
00:20:57We should probably figure out how to do that, because we're married now.
00:21:01And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk, so every single moment is going
00:21:07to count.
00:21:13What are you doing?
00:21:17Like I said, every single moment counts, so we should probably make it worth our time.
00:21:25By doing what?
00:21:28Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.
00:21:44Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.
00:22:08Sorry to interrupt.
00:22:10Victoria, you have a client waiting, but I can tell them that you're occupied if you need
00:22:15more time.
00:22:16No, no, it's fine, but I'll be with them in a minute.
00:22:21What the fuck was that?
00:22:24It was a kiss.
00:22:26Oh, come on, you don't have to tell me that.
00:22:27No, it was unprofessional.
00:22:29I can lose my job if anyone sees that.
00:22:32You don't think that I need this job, too?
00:22:34Not like I do.
00:22:35You don't have to worry about money, Gavin.
00:22:37Suvis don't have that luxury.
00:22:38Okay, well, you know what?
00:22:40I need this job just as much as you need it.
00:22:43And besides, Cornelius wants us to stay together, so public PDA is probably going to score us
00:22:49points, if you didn't know.
00:22:51You're not going to score any points with me.
00:22:53Okay, and try that again.
00:22:55I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.
00:22:58Yeah, I'm going to do it.
00:23:06So, you actually kissed me back, so if you try to sue me for sexual harassment, it's probably
00:23:13going to be a little tricky, don't you think?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Whatever.
00:23:20I'm just going to have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until Cornelius
00:23:24names me CEO.
00:23:25Great.
00:23:26Yeah.
00:23:26That's a good idea.
00:23:27Well, you know what?
00:23:28Stay out of my fucking way.
00:23:29I have a client anyway.
00:23:31Good luck.
00:23:37Um.
00:23:39Police.
00:23:42After you?
00:23:44She is annoying.
00:23:50Hello?
00:23:51Did you get named CEO yet?
00:23:54No.
00:23:55You know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it.
00:23:58Yeah, I'm aware.
00:24:01I'm going to get it, no matter what it's going to cost.
00:24:03Got it?
00:24:08Yeah, get it.
00:24:14You know, I can't see you, too.
00:24:16Hey, don't you?
00:24:18What a mess.
00:24:31I just want to say goodbye.
00:24:32I'm sorry.
00:24:32You're okay.
00:24:33I can't believe you.
00:24:33You're okay.
00:24:51Something wrong?
00:24:53I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes.
00:25:01Perhaps I could help.
00:25:23Hi, Mr. Hartley.
00:25:25Hi, Victoria.
00:25:28Why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?
00:25:32There was a meeting?
00:25:38Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.
00:25:41Oh, yeah?
00:25:42Then why did you respond to the meeting request?
00:25:49Gavin.
00:25:50Yeah, good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.
00:25:54Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.
00:25:59Come on!
00:26:05Victoria!
00:26:07Thanks for, uh, the new client.
00:26:10She was a breeze to schmooze.
00:26:16You asshole.
00:26:18This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.
00:26:21You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.
00:26:25We got another meeting.
00:26:27See ya.
00:26:28You know what?
00:26:29Some jackets.
00:26:38Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:40That's coffee.
00:26:41I'm so clumsy.
00:26:42I'm sorry.
00:26:45This is a little childish antic.
00:26:47You're really going to get CEO of the year from doing this bullshit.
00:26:50You're one to talk.
00:26:52Good luck with your next meeting.
00:26:57Oof.
00:26:58It's his problem.
00:27:00He'll be fine.
00:27:01He had a little accident.
00:27:04Anyway, what can I do for you?
00:27:06Nothing, really.
00:27:07Just thought I'd, uh, swing by.
00:27:09Say hi.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:12Hi.
00:27:12How are you doing?
00:27:14Better now.
00:27:16You always brighten up the office, so.
00:27:19Hey, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?
00:27:23Uh, yeah.
00:27:25Um, I didn't think I had a choice.
00:27:28Would you maybe want to go with me?
00:27:32Eh, nope.
00:27:34She can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.
00:27:39Gavin.
00:27:41Oh, me.
00:27:45Oh, uh, sorry.
00:27:47I, I, I, I didn't know, um, this is, uh, new.
00:27:51I guess that makes sense, you know, why I saw you two kissing each other the other day.
00:27:57No, no, no.
00:27:57Um, just, yeah, forget it.
00:27:59Just, Tony, we're not actually married.
00:28:02He just has a really big crush on me.
00:28:05He practically pees himself every time he sees me.
00:28:07Oh, that's okay.
00:28:08Hey, you don't have to deny it.
00:28:11I mean, we all know it's true, right?
00:28:16You know, I can't, I can't wait to, uh, to go with my, my wife.
00:28:27To dinner tonight.
00:28:29Okay, uh, well, I guess I'll, um, see you later then.
00:28:37Bye, Tony.
00:28:39Seriously?
00:28:40What?
00:28:41Don't ever do that again.
00:28:43Come on.
00:28:45You lied.
00:28:46No, no, I didn't.
00:28:47Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.
00:28:50Good.
00:28:52Because you are.
00:28:55Wifey.
00:29:04Get the fuck away from me.
00:29:06Hmm.
00:29:16I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:29:18I ain't lactose intolerant.
00:29:19It's no joke.
00:29:20Oh, and, uh, bring it upstairs for me.
00:29:23Got it.
00:29:23Almond milk as always.
00:29:31Oh, here's your coffee, Vic.
00:29:33Oh, thanks.
00:29:35Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.
00:29:36You sure?
00:29:37Of course.
00:29:38I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:29:40Oh, thank you.
00:29:42You're such a lifesaver.
00:29:43I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley,
00:29:45and I could use every minute of it.
00:29:48Not a problem at all.
00:29:50I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
00:29:52Sure.
00:29:53Something like that.
00:30:07Prepare to shit yourself.
00:30:15If you look at our four-quarter, four-quarter, should I say, I'll say four-quarter, okay?
00:30:20If you look at our four-quarter development strategies, right, we'll be able to minimize,
00:30:26um, okay, normal, be normal.
00:30:30Lint.
00:30:34Be sovereign, you know, for yesterday.
00:30:37Thanks.
00:30:39You know, that's, uh, surprisingly thoughtful of you.
00:30:51As you can see with our four-month development plan,
00:30:54our focus is to minimize the prep time
00:30:57and optimize the department workflow
00:31:00to ensure that there is an entire...
00:31:03Oh.
00:31:07Uh.
00:31:12I need you to excuse me for one second.
00:31:26I'm so sorry about this.
00:31:29Um, if I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.
00:31:34Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.
00:31:39All right.
00:31:40As he was saying,
00:31:42to ensure quality product,
00:31:44we have a unique form of communication
00:31:46that ensures transparency between client and production.
00:31:50And with all that being said,
00:31:52we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,
00:31:56we also have a 95% success rate.
00:31:59Impressive.
00:32:00Well, you clearly know your stuff.
00:32:02We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.
00:32:07Well, here at Hartley Industries,
00:32:09we are passionate about delivering
00:32:10successful results to our clients.
00:32:13Well, this is, uh, certainly a quality product.
00:32:16Hmm.
00:32:17Where do I sign?
00:32:18Ah.
00:32:19I can have a contract written up today
00:32:21and sent to your office immediately.
00:32:24Great.
00:32:24Oh, and Victoria,
00:32:25can you prepare a follow-up presentation
00:32:27for my team by the end of the week?
00:32:30Absolutely.
00:32:31Um, consider it done.
00:32:34That is the Victoria I remember.
00:32:36Great job.
00:32:39Ooh.
00:32:42Yeah?
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?
00:32:47Me?
00:32:48What?
00:32:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:50Oh.
00:32:51Um, the meeting went great,
00:32:54but looks like you're not the only one
00:32:56who knows how to salvage a disaster.
00:32:58Well, you did this on purpose,
00:33:00and you're going to fucking pay for it.
00:33:07Team on.
00:33:09Oh.
00:33:11Oh.
00:33:12Oh.
00:33:12Oh.
00:33:15Oh.
00:33:15Oh.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:25Hmm.
00:33:26Kevin's been way too quiet this week.
00:33:30I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.
00:33:32Hey!
00:33:34Can you do me a favor?
00:33:37Can you look over the conference room
00:33:39while I take a second
00:33:40and don't let anyone in?
00:33:42Anyone.
00:33:44Got it.
00:33:45Time for me to scratch your back.
00:33:47I owe you one anyway.
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:02Hey!
00:34:03You've been working awfully hard.
00:34:06Thought I'd just come and
00:34:06bring you a little pick-me-up.
00:34:09There you go.
00:34:10Victoria told me not to let anyone in.
00:34:12Who said anything about letting me in?
00:34:14Hmm?
00:34:15I mean, what?
00:34:15I don't know how to just come here
00:34:16and, I don't know,
00:34:19see my favorite
00:34:21and beautiful
00:34:23secretary.
00:34:24Kevin.
00:34:26But, uh,
00:34:27I actually really need to get into
00:34:29this room.
00:34:30Can we just bend the rules
00:34:31just a little bit, please?
00:34:33Bernie, please?
00:34:34I left a,
00:34:34I left a folder in there
00:34:36that I need.
00:34:37Fine.
00:34:38Just be quick
00:34:39and do not tell Victoria.
00:34:41That's okay.
00:34:42Hey.
00:34:42My lips
00:34:43are sealed.
00:35:08See you later.
00:35:09See you later.
00:35:25All right.
00:35:26Welcome, everyone.
00:35:28Our vision at Harley Industries
00:35:30is to become the world's leading provider
00:35:32of sustainable technology
00:35:33through solutions for everyday living.
00:35:35And we will do this
00:35:38by...
00:35:42What is this?
00:35:43Is this the logo of our competition?
00:35:45Um...
00:35:46Are you using sensitive data
00:35:47between different clients?
00:35:49You're sharing confidential information
00:35:52with our competition?
00:35:53No, no, I would never do that.
00:35:55That's exactly what this looks like.
00:35:57I can't believe this is happening.
00:35:59Um...
00:35:59We trusted you.
00:36:00You'll hear from our lawyers!
00:36:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:04I'm so sorry.
00:36:05No.
00:36:11Gavin, you did this.
00:36:12I didn't do anything.
00:36:13That's enough!
00:36:16You two
00:36:18are fired.
00:36:19Whoa!
00:36:20What?
00:36:24F...
00:36:27Fired?
00:36:27Mr. Hartley!
00:36:29Look.
00:36:31Your little pranks
00:36:32are now costing
00:36:33this company
00:36:35clients.
00:36:36Just because
00:36:36you are two of my best
00:36:38does not mean
00:36:39that I should have to
00:36:40put up
00:36:40with all of these
00:36:42reckless
00:36:44shenanigans!
00:36:44You know what,
00:36:45Mr. Hartley, please.
00:36:46Um,
00:36:46I don't know about Gavin here,
00:36:48but I promise
00:36:49I'm done with the pranks.
00:36:51Okay, you know what?
00:36:51You can consider me
00:36:52prankless from now on, all right?
00:36:53You know,
00:36:54you two keep saying
00:36:55that you're gonna get better,
00:36:56but I'm not seeing it.
00:36:58I'm not running
00:36:59a circus here.
00:37:01So you two clowns
00:37:02better get your shit
00:37:04together,
00:37:04or else
00:37:05you will really be gone,
00:37:07really be gone
00:37:08this time,
00:37:08for real!
00:37:10Stinky f...
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:20Hi, I'm calling
00:37:21for an update
00:37:21on my mother.
00:37:25I...
00:37:26I understand.
00:37:29I'll get you the money.
00:37:30I promise
00:37:31I have a promotion
00:37:32coming soon.
00:37:36I'm sorry,
00:37:37were you not just
00:37:37in the same meeting
00:37:38that I was in?
00:37:41That promotion
00:37:41ain't happening, sweetheart.
00:37:43You're gonna be lucky
00:37:44if you can even
00:37:45keep your job.
00:37:54there you two bozos are.
00:37:56I've been looking for you.
00:37:57For us.
00:37:59Oh.
00:37:59Yes.
00:38:00I have decided
00:38:01to give you another shot.
00:38:03God help me.
00:38:05So we're not fired?
00:38:07Not if you can secure
00:38:08this client,
00:38:09you're not.
00:38:10He is giving us
00:38:11another shot.
00:38:12Don't ask me why,
00:38:13but there is a caveat.
00:38:16Okay, what is it?
00:38:17Well,
00:38:18he needs the deal
00:38:19done by the end
00:38:20of this weekend.
00:38:22He's going on vacation
00:38:23with his lovely wife.
00:38:26So you two
00:38:27will be spending
00:38:28the weekend with him
00:38:29and the lovely wife
00:38:32in their cabin.
00:38:33And don't say anything
00:38:33to me.
00:38:34I do not want
00:38:34to hear it.
00:38:35I don't care.
00:39:16You know this is
00:39:17still your fault,
00:39:17right?
00:39:18Okay.
00:39:18Well,
00:39:19clearly you are
00:39:19forgetting the sequence
00:39:20of events because
00:39:21you are the one
00:39:22that swapped the drinks,
00:39:23which is why I'm just
00:39:24trying to survive
00:39:24this chaos
00:39:26that you have caused.
00:39:28Look at this.
00:39:29Ready?
00:39:31Hmm.
00:39:34Welcome,
00:39:35you two.
00:39:36So glad you decided
00:39:37to come,
00:39:38especially so soon
00:39:39after your wedding.
00:39:40Come on,
00:39:41I'll show you
00:39:42to your rooms.
00:39:45Please,
00:39:46after you,
00:39:46sweetheart.
00:39:47Thanks, honey.
00:40:00And here's
00:40:01where you'll
00:40:02spend your nights.
00:40:04Feel free
00:40:05to freshen up
00:40:06and settle in.
00:40:07We should have
00:40:07dinner in a few hours.
00:40:10We're staying
00:40:11in this room together?
00:40:12Yes.
00:40:13Well,
00:40:14you're married,
00:40:15right?
00:40:17Right.
00:40:19Humble.
00:40:20Yeah,
00:40:21trust me,
00:40:21I don't want to be
00:40:22around you
00:40:22or your snoring
00:40:25either.
00:40:27Please.
00:40:30Please.
00:40:37I'm going to look
00:40:38to the spa.
00:40:39You need it.
00:40:40Fun.
00:40:41Fun.
00:40:42I'm going to go over here.
00:40:43I'm going to look at you.
00:40:58You should be
00:40:58in this room.
00:40:59You should be
00:41:00in this room to be
00:41:00and you're
00:41:00in this room.
00:41:00I'm going to let you
00:41:00see.
00:41:02I'll go over here.
00:41:13um you know i knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually
00:41:20can you just help me sit back please sure
00:41:49oh wow i see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled
00:41:58when you're ready i'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company
00:42:02right of course
00:42:09you know i think we should probably go present our pitch
00:42:13yeah right good idea
00:42:16dress
00:42:26well you two better be careful because norm here is amazing
00:42:29being a missionary
00:42:31eight-time family world champion thank you
00:42:36i would never okay i'm up yes
00:42:43down with the wires
00:42:45it's getting hot
00:42:49they can't they can't do
00:42:51no i don't think so
00:42:55picasa over here
00:43:00braces
00:43:14yes
00:43:15well i certainly didn't see that coming come on
00:43:18honey let's leave the lovebirds alone
00:43:28uh where'd they go
00:43:31i think we just gave them a show
00:43:35well
00:43:36that's what winners do
00:43:40you got something
00:43:43here
00:43:52you know i might not be a genius
00:43:54but i do know that she's belong on the bed
00:43:59and you know
00:44:00i'm getting the floor ready for you
00:44:01to sleep
00:44:02oh
00:44:03you're joking right
00:44:04doesn't look like i'm joking
00:44:05oh
00:44:07maybe not
00:44:08because then you would be
00:44:09crazy
00:44:10because i'm not sleeping on the floor
00:44:12with the sheets that you put on the floor
00:44:15because you know what
00:44:15we're both adults
00:44:16we're both married
00:44:17and we are both going to sleep
00:44:19in the bed
00:44:20fine
00:44:22but if you snore i'm kicking you out of the bed
00:44:24yeah well you know what
00:44:25the same thing goes for you sweetheart
00:44:27don't snore
00:44:33what are you doing
00:44:35you getting comfortable
00:44:42that you can't be serious
00:44:44um go ahead and put your pjs back on
00:44:48pajamas
00:44:49no
00:44:51i only sleep naked
00:44:52yeah not tonight
00:44:53oh
00:44:54i'm sorry
00:44:55not tonight
00:44:55what are you gonna do
00:44:56you gonna
00:44:57come over here
00:44:58and put the clothes on for me
00:45:00all right
00:45:01well i'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked
00:45:03so i'll just take the floor
00:45:05okay fine fine
00:45:07fine
00:45:07fine
00:45:10fine
00:45:11fine
00:45:14i'll put boxers out all right
00:45:17is that gonna make you happy
00:45:19sweetheart
00:45:21let's start
00:45:26you gonna get the sheets
00:45:31just lay down
00:45:36yeah i was thinking that was my idea
00:45:38what a shame
00:45:43okay let's go in and
00:45:46shut up
00:45:54oh
00:45:55okay
00:46:10let's go in and
00:46:16i'll see you guys
00:46:16so that's all right
00:46:16i'll see you guys
00:46:35hey nerds come here well congratulations the client loved your pitch and your flexibility
00:46:45with staying with him over the weekend so we have secured the deal yes that's great mr hartley
00:46:53so as a token of his appreciation he has asked me to give you this one month of luxurious living
00:47:02in
00:47:03his stunning condo uh wait i already have a place to live so don't really need it yeah so do
00:47:10i yeah
00:47:11well now you have two and you cannot insult norm by turning this down remember it is your little
00:47:22marriage that helped seal this deal so do not mess it up
00:47:45oh okay
00:47:54i got the door for you that's okay i got it oh it's okay oh my lady
00:48:17you can take the couch oh come on really it'll do your squad some good to live like the common
00:48:22folk
00:48:22for one oh you see i just think you're scared that you might give into your urges if you were
00:48:27sleeping in bed with me i don't think that'd be a problem kevin
00:48:34i do
00:48:45i do
00:49:00i do
00:49:12So you can cook
00:49:16A little bit
00:49:17My grandfather taught me
00:49:19He was all about
00:49:22Family dinners
00:49:27Okay
00:49:27Maybe I could
00:49:31Help
00:49:37Well, did he teach you
00:49:39How to cook for dates, too?
00:49:42Maybe
00:49:45Is this a date?
00:49:48I don't think you can date your wife
00:49:51Well, I don't think anything about our marriage
00:49:53Is conventional
00:49:55Yeah, it might
00:49:58Want to say a trick?
00:49:59Yeah
00:50:05Pretty impressive
00:50:06A little something
00:50:16Let me take that for you
00:50:24What are you doing?
00:50:25So Norm imported a special brand of ice cream
00:50:30And I want you to try
00:50:32I...
00:50:33Okay
00:50:40That's amazing
00:50:41I have a...
00:51:11Well, you can imagine
00:51:12What are you doing?
00:51:12I wanna tell you
00:51:12I will check it out
00:51:17Should we take this to the bedroom?
00:51:24Nice try, but no.
00:51:27Your little tactics won't work here.
00:51:29Okay, what tactics?
00:51:30Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom.
00:51:33The couch is all yours, hubby.
00:51:54Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
00:51:57Um, hi Douglas, it's nice to see one of our top investors.
00:52:01How are you?
00:52:02Very well, thank you.
00:52:04You know, Victoria, I've heard so much about you.
00:52:07I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
00:52:10Um, maybe, but...
00:52:15Well, if it isn't my favorite Playboy.
00:52:19Playboy?
00:52:20Yeah.
00:52:21Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:23Does that...
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