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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30Might, have more.
01:36Too forever.
01:40No, have more.
01:55Let's go.
01:56I'll give you an A, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a
02:07mistake, when she met driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:47Bye-bye.
02:50I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree, a darkly hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up irrelevant, I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light, you're sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you scare ya, how much people do
03:43It's just the real world, honey, oh, oh
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city to go
03:50Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'd see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya
04:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:23Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks guys
05:19Let's go
05:48Let's go
05:53Let's go
06:08Let's go
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22He's the one.
09:25He's the one.
09:31He's the one.
09:33Don't worry, you'll fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:16Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:54Oh, shit, Rosen.
10:58He's okay.
11:13He's okay.
11:28He's okay.
11:30He's okay.
11:48Oh, God.
11:52Are you...
11:54Oh, God.
12:01Oh, God.
12:05Oh, God.
12:09Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, bro, it's not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games.
14:53It's a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:56A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:03captain.
15:30All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:33Hey, holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Fanny.
15:37Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:38Did you see that game?
15:39Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:41A debacle.
15:42Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:44Uh, I don't know.
15:45Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:50It's USA this year, baby.
15:51We're fucking coming for you.
15:52Okay.
15:52Trust me.
15:53You look great in Silver, Fanny.
15:54Don't even stress.
15:55Oh, good one.
15:59Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes, yes it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:04Is that what JJ thinks it is?
16:06Yeah, you're probably right.
16:07The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:08All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:12We train together.
16:13Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:15I'd love to show up for them.
16:16Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:21What do you mean?
16:24Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:31Hey, here's me.
16:32Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
17:09Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:10Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:35Hey.
17:40I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:44I saw you up here.
17:45I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:48Go sit down.
17:52We hit.
17:53We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Holander.
18:04Are you okay?
18:06Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:08You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:16Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:18No, I did not answer your question.
18:33Yes, my father.
18:36Minister still wants to meet you today evening,
18:40regardless of what you want.
18:43This is my honor.
18:44You have to be proud of my honor.
18:47After yesterday's time
18:49you won...
18:52...Latviy.
18:54...Latviy.
18:55And he's still drinking.
18:57How did you do this?
18:59You don't want to?
19:00I'm sorry, my father.
19:02Well, not so much.
19:03They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:06It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:09It's a real shame.
19:10It's not to justify the hopes that you showed up in childhood.
19:14I'm playing better now than when I am.
19:17Our opponent is damaged.
19:19The team is playing.
19:21Playing?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:23What is it playing?
19:25You, captain, you make them playing.
19:28You don't want to kill me.
19:29You always want to kill me.
19:31You are always looking for a penalty.
19:36You start to kill me.
19:40You're always looking for someone frappling people.
19:42You never want to kill me.
19:48You're always looking for a penalty.
19:48You've got a penalty.
19:55You're only watching a penalty.
19:58I had in the view that you were your father.
20:02Where's Polina?
20:04In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:12We need to go to the night.
20:19To meet with the minister.
20:23I have a desk right.
20:25I mean, you could have a chance.
20:28And the big part would do that was an eternity.
20:32And what they would do now?
20:35You'd be happy to see him.
20:39You'd be happy to see him.
20:40You'd be happy to see him.
20:42And it's all in America.
20:42And good.
20:45You're happy to see him.
20:50It's always a problem.
20:52Lider.
20:59Maybe you're too much talking.
21:02You're too much talking.
21:03You're my angel.
21:04You're too much talking.
21:06Especially when it's about hockey.
21:08Only when we win, Dad.
21:11I'm going to go to the bar.
21:12He needs one more.
21:16Look how she's behind him.
21:19I'm going to go to the bar.
21:22I'm an angel.
21:23I would have to remember it.
21:26I want to go to the bar.
21:27I want to go to the bar.
21:46Tell me.
21:47It's been a long time, Aliyah.
21:52It's been a long time, Sasha.
21:59I think you played well.
22:01I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:05For those who have been a whole life son of a hockey coach,
22:08you should avoid this.
22:11I sometimes pay attention to my attention.
22:14When I understand that, it's not worth it to me.
22:17In any case, it doesn't mean it to you.
22:20It doesn't mean it?
22:21Why did you do that?
22:23My father...
22:24Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And play on these crazy games,
22:33when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:36Really?
22:37Yes, really.
22:38Hunter and Admiral will not go through New Jersey.
22:40New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:47In this year?
22:48Yes, in this year.
22:50Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
22:54Where do you know all this?
22:56On the extra sense.
22:58With a traumatized brother, you can't go there.
23:01To be amotiv for West Coast.
23:08You can win a fight on the East Coast.
23:10You can win a fight on the East Coast.
23:12You can win a fight in Chicago.
23:14To be in Chicago.
23:14It doesn't mean that you're in the West Coast.
23:15Not that so early.
23:16In the final final, it will be San Francisco.
23:19It would be good.
23:20But they're not too young.
23:22So, you will win the Coupe of Scenes for a year earlier than I did with Setsu.
23:30No, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:33Tomorrow you should look ideal.
23:36You should look ideal.
23:37Right, but you need to agree.
23:42We'll see you later.
23:45See you later.
23:51Well, what?
23:54How is Paris, Sasha?
23:58Wow, it's cool.
24:01I just love this place.
24:04Clubs? It's my head.
24:08The girls are just beautiful.
24:12And boys?
24:14Well, you've seen French boys.
24:18Yeah.
24:19Yeah.
24:21Yeah.
24:27Oh my God.
24:29I'm nothing.
24:32You don't know how you are.
24:35You don't lie.
24:38You don't laugh.
24:39You don't answer.
24:44I don't know who you are.
24:46You don't laugh.
24:51You don't laugh.
25:02You don't laugh.
25:05I don't feel it.
25:06You get your sense?
25:08It was the first time it was you, if you remember me, don't change it.
25:16We are already kids, Sasha.
25:21Yes, that's right.
25:28Stop it.
25:30Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:35No.
25:44Okay.
25:58Okay.
26:01I'll find a party.
26:01I'll be glad to see you.
26:18Okay.
26:19What happens here?
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:25What am I supposed to do?
26:26I don't know.
26:27My mom told me to get away.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:30You said you could have a good old meeting.
26:32There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:33Okay, playoffs are over.
26:34You cannot keep the beer.
26:35That's not a rule.
26:36You just made that up.
26:37Hollander, is that a rule?
26:39Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander.
26:41You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no.
26:42Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:44Fuck you, AJ.
26:45Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:47Stop it.
26:48Boys, it's starting.
26:51Turn it up.
26:52It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:55You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
26:58Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:03Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:14Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:17I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that.
27:22That was yesterday.
27:23That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:30I need to win.
27:34Here.
27:34At home.
27:35Tonight.
27:37As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:41But I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:46I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:51I know you can do it.
27:53I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:57So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:02Because this is our fucking night.
28:06This is our fucking cup.
28:09Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:16I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:26Shane hates him.
28:27Shane hates him the most.
28:28What?
28:29You hate Rosenhoff.
28:30Of course.
28:31But he's very good at hockey.
28:34The best probably.
28:35Eh, none.
28:37You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:43And that is that.
28:45The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:51The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:55Leading his team in block shots.
28:56Two shots against.
28:58And obviously the cop's all-hander.
29:02Legend of Levin!
29:05Woo!
29:08Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:31Well, nice watch.
29:33I gave this to you for free.
29:34Where the fuck were you, Ronald?
29:35Five seconds.
29:3625 seconds.
29:38Or even doing.
29:40And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:44I was busy.
29:45I was who?
29:45Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:54But the most important thing...
29:56Is the friends we make along the way.
30:01Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:05What?
30:07Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:18Great.
30:19Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:22No chance.
30:24And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
31:10Well...
31:12What?
31:14What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:16You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:20You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:23and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:26So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:32Well?
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:37Oh, fuck you.
31:38You are unbelievable.
31:40You suck my dick.
31:55Maybe as nicely.
32:09I want you to get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:13you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:19Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:27Please.
32:42I want you to go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to
32:53boring party after.
32:55And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:05do more than just suck your dick.
33:09When did your English get so good?
33:13I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:17Really?
33:18No.
33:19The New Yorker is boring.
33:22My dad loves it.
33:25Ah.
33:26So being boring is, is genetic.
33:29Wow.
33:31Genetic.
33:36Let's make a deal.
33:39If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:47And if you win?
34:06Good luck to me.
34:08Good luck to me.
34:09Let's go.
34:52Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:20You're such an asshole.
35:44What?
35:47Just a lot of windows.
35:49You're such an asshole.
36:34You're such an asshole.
36:43Give me some vodka, at least.
36:45No, no, no.
36:46Vodka is for after.
36:47It's your reward.
37:23Do you want to know how it feels?
37:27How what feels?
37:29Holding the cup.
37:31You fucking asshole.
37:32I can barely describe it.
37:34Oh, my God, Hollander.
37:36Oh.
37:40Oh.
37:42Oh.
37:49Fuck.
37:58Are you going to fuck me?
38:00We will see.
38:04I need you.
38:08What?
38:09You know.
38:10Tell me.
38:14You.
38:19I need you.
38:23I need you.
38:26I need you.
39:20So Russia this year was something else?
39:29It's intense there.
39:35So are you heading back soon?
39:38Back.
39:40To Russia?
39:41For the summit?
39:43Oh, yes.
39:44It's...
39:51Why?
39:53What do you mean why?
39:57Do you have to?
39:59There is no have to.
40:01It's...
40:02It's home.
40:04Yeah.
40:05But...
40:06I don't know.
40:07Is it safe?
40:10What do you mean safe?
40:13I don't know.
40:15Do you...
40:16Do you even like it there?
40:24What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:35I need to sleep.
40:37Oh.
40:39Yeah.
40:40Me too.
40:41I shouldn't.
40:50So I'm off.
40:54Goodbye Hollander.
40:55Goodbye Hollander.
40:56Goodbye Hollander.
41:08Goodbye Hollander.
41:09Goodbye Hollander.
41:13Goodbye Hollander.
41:15Goodbye Hollander.
41:17Goodbye Hollander.
41:19Goodbye Hollander.
41:20Goodbye Hollander.
41:21Goodbye Hollander.
41:22Goodbye Hollander.
41:24Goodbye Hollander.
41:25Goodbye Hollander.
41:26Goodbye Hollander.
41:27Let's go.
41:57Let's go.
42:27Let's go.
42:57Let's go.
43:26Let's go.
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