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Ro Has Gone Missing! | Hollyoaks Omnibus 23 - 25 March 2026
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00:01I saw a lover boy leaving before.
00:03I don't know what's happened there, but he said he wasn't coming back.
00:07This must be the famous Mercedes McQueen.
00:09This is Jensen, my brother.
00:12I mean it, Rex. Marry me as soon as possible.
00:15I mean, how am I meant to explain to him when I don't even know him myself?
00:18You! You should be getting your grades up at school and not getting it home with my daughter!
00:23You slept with her.
00:26I need to get a divorce from James.
00:28How are you going to do that then?
00:29God knows.
01:01I think there's a stranger in my bed.
01:04What?
01:06Oh, you!
01:07What do you think you're playing at?
01:09Oh!
01:13That was a light one.
01:14I'm the imposter.
01:17Is it really happening?
01:21I don't wanna wake up.
01:25I can get...
01:26Hi.
01:26Bye-bye.
01:29Then I am the imposter.
01:32Oh, I stand by every single thing I said to you.
01:35You are useless.
01:37Selfish.
01:37Spineless.
01:38Little wet white.
01:39And when there's a stranger in my bed.
01:42I am the imposter.
01:45Hey, you shouldn't have took yourself off to bed so early.
01:47Our Jensen here can party.
01:49Jensen?
01:49Unusual name, that, innit?
01:51I thought Mercedes was something you drive.
01:54Original.
01:56Then that is the guy that I got off with in rehab.
01:59No, you're joking.
02:01No, I'm not.
02:04You know, we barely set foot in Houston,
02:06and then I get to call about you, like, bunking off school.
02:09Yeah, about that.
02:10Just forget about school.
02:12Are you getting a divorce or not?
02:14We'll talk about it later.
02:15We wanna talk about it now.
02:17Now?
02:18Alright, come on, you three.
02:19Give us a little space and get to school.
02:25Look.
02:26As stressed as it is, they don't need to know about me and Kathleen Angel.
02:30Cut.
02:35So.
02:36What did the doctors say?
02:40You blew him out, didn't you?
02:41So he's not gonna do you a favour and fast-track your divorce?
02:44Oh, you've not heard the best bit yet.
02:45Turns out, I don't even need a divorce.
02:48Eh?
02:49Because, in the eyes of the law, James is dead.
02:53But guess what?
02:54If I marry you knowing that he's alive,
02:56he says I'll get done as being a bigamist.
02:59Okay.
02:59Well, er, shall we postpone the wedding?
03:02And that little creep win?
03:03No, not a chance.
03:04Plus, Tony and Diane's coming back from London today.
03:06I want them to get involved in the wedding as a bit of joy.
03:09Something to look forward to after what's ahead.
03:13Oh, whatever.
03:15Er, excuse me.
03:17You do want this wedding to go ahead, don't you?
03:19Yeah.
03:19Of course.
03:21Look, I am just as excited as you are.
03:27He said his name was Jake.
03:29Now he's in my house Warren's long-lost brother as Jensen.
03:33What?
03:34Tell Warren!
03:34Tell him what?
03:36That he tracked me down, stirred the pot and stuck me face off.
03:38I don't know.
03:40You all right?
03:42What are you up to?
03:43Everything.
03:45Erm, hiya.
03:46I'm Theresa.
03:47Are you enjoying your visit?
03:49Yeah, yeah.
03:49Jensen.
03:50I mean, I was supposed to be doing a bit of sight seeing him, weren't I?
03:53Yeah, but I've roped him in to help him move.
03:55Steve's moving out of the flat, so I'm gonna move in.
03:57Be closer to the kids.
03:59See you in a bit.
04:00Nice to meet you.
04:05What are you gonna do, Matt?
04:07I'm gonna get him on his own and find out exactly what he's up to.
04:11Oh!
04:12The big day's finally arrived!
04:14I know, I'm practically shaking.
04:16Steve, are you coming to the grand opening?
04:18Oh, I'd love to, but I've got a wedding to plan, haven't I?
04:21Plus, Warren said I've gotta get the last of me stuff out of his flat by today.
04:24Tell Warren to do one.
04:26Oh, no.
04:27I try not to cross him these days.
04:31Right, well, I need to go make myself look as beautiful as possible for the bigger men.
04:34Dick, about these slimming jabs, I can't write you that prescription.
04:38There are so many horrible side effects of people that don't meet the weight criteria.
04:42I would never forgive myself if something happened to you.
04:45You're stunning, just the way you are.
04:46I'm not enabling this crazy behaviour.
04:49It would be unethical of me to prescribe them when you don't need them.
04:52Okay.
04:53Well, then I'll just take my chances.
04:58So, the consultant said that even with intensive chemo and surgery, the cancer spread too far for it to be
05:06cured.
05:07So?
05:09So?
05:10So?
05:11Everything my GP said was right.
05:15I've got about six months at best.
05:18Oh, Christ.
05:21I guess we were just hoping for the miracle.
05:24It just wasn't meant to be.
05:26Hey.
05:26Listen to me.
05:28I don't know what comes next.
05:30But I do know that cancer doesn't get to decide how you live whatever time you've got left.
05:33That's up to us.
05:35I'm gonna be there for every appointment.
05:37Hmm?
05:38Every...
05:38Every long night.
05:40Every precious moment in between.
05:42Yeah.
05:42It's you and me.
05:43Okay?
05:44Yeah.
05:44Is that what it's meant to be?
05:46Yeah.
05:49I'll leave you to it, eh?
05:51Dom.
05:52Thanks for looking after the kids.
05:54Any time, bro, if you know that.
05:58Listen, I know it's none of my business, but, um...
06:01They're worried sick.
06:03Maybe now's the time to let them in on some of this.
06:15Oi.
06:17What are you up to?
06:19Helping my brother move house.
06:20Stop playing games, Jensen.
06:22Last night, I didn't mean to end up back at yours.
06:25You came for me, didn't you?
06:26When I were in rehab, all vulnerable.
06:29Initially, yeah, my intentions weren't honest.
06:31You got off with me to get back at Warren.
06:33But then it became more than that.
06:35And then you lied about everything in them very possessions.
06:40When my mum died, I couldn't cope.
06:42So, yeah.
06:43I found out I had a brother.
06:44I met him and he screwed me over.
06:46So I wanted payback.
06:50But when you opened up about Warren and...
06:52...your feelings in those therapy sessions,
06:55I knew I'd gone a step too far.
06:56You know I can't believe a word that falls out of that trap of yours.
07:00I lied about who I am, yeah.
07:02But my feelings for you, they're real.
07:05And I know you feel the same, don't you?
07:08Otherwise, you wouldn't be so mad.
07:13I feel absolutely nothing.
07:17And if I were you, I would get out of here sharpish
07:19before Warren finds out exactly what you've done.
07:23Because you will be a dead man.
07:49I'm not letting you inject yourself with some junk from some dodgy website.
07:53It's too dangerous.
07:55Here.
07:57What's that?
07:58It's a one-off prescription.
08:00Look, you're taking a big risk, taking medication you don't clinically need.
08:03So I'm gonna be keeping an eye on you.
08:05And when it's done, you're done.
08:07Okay?
08:08My career is on the line here.
08:15Hey!
08:16Oh, sorry.
08:17I didn't see you.
08:18My work sheets aren't gonna pick themselves up.
08:21Yeah, my bad.
08:25I'm joking.
08:27Yeah.
08:28You need to watch where you're going.
08:31Yeah.
08:38Or did you bump into me on purpose?
08:40No, it genuinely was an accident.
08:42It's just...
08:44Just a wild time one.
08:47Smooth.
08:49Hey.
08:51I'll text you later.
08:52Okay.
08:58Ah, there he is.
09:00My so-called best friend who's been ignoring my texts all day.
09:05Are you jealous that I got with your brother?
09:07What?
09:07No, of course not.
09:09I just don't wanna lose my mate, that's all.
09:10Okay, well, I've got news for you.
09:13You're not gonna get rid of me that easily.
09:15Where are we going?
09:16Casa for a debrief.
09:18And if you give me a smile, I'll even buy you a drink.
09:23There it is.
09:24Strawberry milkshake on me.
09:25Yeah, whatever.
09:26Bro, I've got so much to tell you.
09:28Oh, come on.
09:31Seems a beast.
09:33Well, it's popped a few springs in its time, but it's never let me down.
09:37If I die, is it to be in witness protection?
09:40Mate, it was...
09:41It was a joke.
09:43My mum.
09:46She was murdered right there.
09:49Oh, man, I'm...
09:50I'm sorry.
09:52She was tough as old boots.
09:54So I know she wouldn't have gone down without a fight.
09:58And let's just say the rat that did it.
10:00He got his comeoffice.
10:02I still know.
10:03Don't bring her back.
10:05Yeah, well, she wouldn't want me wallowing.
10:06I know that much.
10:08It's good to grieve, you know.
10:10If ever you want to talk about it...
10:12I don't.
10:14Well, cheers for the help.
10:17Thought you needed a hand.
10:18I could take it from her.
10:21Right, yeah. Sound.
10:22It's in a bit.
10:25Hey.
10:27My, er...
10:28My bird's sister's opening a salon in the village later on.
10:31There's gonna be booze and snacks there.
10:33Why don't you pop over?
10:35Alright, yeah. Sound.
10:36Good to get to know Mercedes properly.
10:39No.
10:39My other bird, Gemma.
10:41Ah. Is that you, yeah?
10:43Yeah.
10:44Like I said, it's popped a few springs.
10:47I'll text ya.
10:54Hey, listen.
10:55Why don't you take a break with you?
10:57Let's see.
10:58I'll check in on the hutch, make sure everything's been okay.
11:02Are you gonna manage all this?
11:05Hey, who's gonna take all the book until the hutch?
11:07Chat to the regulars?
11:09Cash up at the end of the day?
11:10I think we don't need to worry about that.
11:12I'll manage all...
11:14get help.
11:15But that's just it.
11:18I wanna be here.
11:19Not someone else.
11:26Hey.
11:28Leela's just told you the news.
11:33Oh, yeah.
11:36I'm okay.
11:37Are you okay, though?
11:38Yeah.
11:41So you've just been to Harley Street, yeah?
11:44And?
11:46Well...
11:47I can try chemo.
11:49It's not really that straightforward.
11:52It might not get rid of the cancer then.
11:55It'd make me feel awful, so.
11:57Yeah, but you won't know that, will you, unless you try?
11:59So it's worth a shot, innit?
12:00You've gotta at least try.
12:01It's till we're not what to do.
12:04You should've just paid more attention to all the symptoms.
12:08It could've caused an earlier.
12:10I wouldn't be in this mess.
12:11You listen to me, okay?
12:12None of this is your fault.
12:13Hey.
12:14You're gonna drive yourself crazy agonising all the things you can't control.
12:18What we need to do now is...
12:20We need to make the most of every moment.
12:22Make as many happy memories as we can while we still have each other.
12:26Yeah.
12:27Starting with mine and Rex's wedding.
12:30We're gonna bring the date forward.
12:33Because there is no way that I'm getting married and you're not gonna be there.
12:37In fact, the whole family, I want the kids as ushers and bridesmaids.
12:40You're gonna be my best man, alright?
12:44Diane.
12:46I'd really like you to be my maid of honour.
12:49I'll keep you up for it.
12:51Oh!
12:52Up for it.
12:53Come here.
12:56Hey, you listen to me if I am on borrowed time.
12:59Tony's right.
13:02I am gonna pack as much as I can into every minute of every day, starting from today.
13:07So, yeah.
13:08I would be honoured to celebrate with you and Rex.
13:12Hey, where you going?
13:13I'm going to find a dress to wear.
13:19Opening my own business really is a dream come true.
13:23Even though I've been bricking it, but that's when my big sister sweeps in
13:25and she just gives me the most amazing confidence boost.
13:28Gemma, you're amazing.
13:30None of this would be possible without you.
13:32So, without further ado, I now declare the salon open!
13:37Yay!
13:39Congrats.
13:40Reckon this place is gonna be a little gold one.
13:45Who is that?
13:48I remember what I said, you know.
13:50Boring will kill you.
13:52I want a relationship with my brother.
13:54I'm not gonna cause you any trouble.
13:55Yeah, well, somehow I don't believe you.
13:59If I'm willing to part my feelings for you, do us a favour, though.
14:02Stop stripping me with your eyes.
14:05You're gonna blow our cover.
14:06Brother?
14:07For foxes, you lot don't half-breed like rabbits.
14:10Yeah, well, not this one.
14:12Look, he's probably got the girls falling at his feet.
14:14But they are barking up the wrong tree.
14:17Because I reckon our gym boy, Jensen, here, flies on Rainbow Airlines.
14:24I'm just so weakly, you hear?
14:26Nothing is going on.
14:28What happened in that cupboard stays in that cupboard.
14:31Right, yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
14:33Just, just tell me how it works, though, then, this arrangement.
14:36Like, he gets to try the full menu and you get what?
14:41Half a sausage roll?
14:43Sounds like you've got a raw deal to me.
14:50Hey.
14:53I've got something for you.
14:56You're joking?
14:58Well, the wedding's coming up and everything's happening at a million miles an hour.
15:01And you're definitely having an identity crisis.
15:05So, what?
15:07So, I thought, before you take the plunge with Steve, why don't you try to get it out of your
15:10system?
15:11You know? And if you can't, then tell him.
15:14Be who you want to be.
15:15How is that gonna help?
15:17Steve loves me because I'm straight-acting, I'm a boy from the streets, not some confused wig-wearing loser.
15:23You're not a loser.
15:24You don't have to pretend to be anyone, okay? You...
15:27You are yourself, despite what anyone thinks.
15:32You're the bravest person I know.
15:35So, let me help you.
15:46What's this?
15:49It's a place that does cross-threats at night.
15:51It's safe and you'd be surrounded by like-minded people.
15:53Why don't you give it a go?
15:56Rex!
15:59Well, I see you're working hard.
16:02Uh, yeah, we were, um...
16:04We were just discussing where to go for the stag do.
16:08Ro had a suggestion.
16:10Someone.
16:13Ooh.
16:15A cross-dressing gap.
16:17Are you being serious?
16:19I tell you what, you really don't know him, do you?
16:21Yeah.
16:22My Rex is one of the straightest gays you're ever gonna meet.
16:24I don't really think it's for us, is it?
16:28Yeah, uh, sorry, um...
16:30I best get off.
16:31Laters.
16:33It was just a suggestion, okay? You didn't have to embarrass him.
16:36Eh, you know I'm a sucker for RuPaul.
16:39But I've had a stag do in the past where we dressed in drag and it ended in disaster, so...
16:42Nope.
16:43It's not happening again.
16:48I don't know about you, but I reckon Warren's gay dance from well off.
16:52I know, what was he on about?
16:53Excuse me, one more of the girls.
16:57I'm gonna take a trip to the little boys' room.
16:59Yeah.
17:02Where else is you looking?
17:04Oh, it's, erm, just round the back.
17:06And if you need anything else...
17:10You must be Gemma.
17:12Yeah.
17:14Jensen.
17:19Well?
17:20What do you think?
17:21Wow.
17:24You look more beautiful than the first time I laid eyes on you.
17:31What's with the dress?
17:33Oh, erm, Stee and Rex have brought the wedding forward, so...
17:36They want us all to be a part of it.
17:38We don't care about Stee's dumb wedding.
17:40You wanna know why you've been acting so weird?
17:44OK, well...
17:46We're sorry we've been keeping you in the dark.
17:49Cos, you know, the last thing we wanna do is worry you lot.
17:56So, erm...
17:57We've got some news for you.
18:02I am madly in love with your dad.
18:04And when we said till death do us part, we meant it, OK?
18:07So we're all staying together.
18:10So all that drama was for nothing, then?
18:15Hey.
18:16Gotta make sure your sister's OK.
18:23You know, we're gonna have to tell them at some point, darling.
18:25I know.
18:26I know, I'm just not ready to break my baby's heart.
18:29She'll share so she needs a bit more time.
18:31That's just it.
18:32We don't have much time.
18:34Tony...
18:36It's my health we're talking about because it's my leave.
18:38And I'm gonna tell them when I'm ready, OK?
18:40OK.
18:41OK.
18:55Oi!
18:56Mercedes left without saying hello and now she's not answering her phone.
18:59Is she OK?
19:00Maybe you should ask your brother.
19:02Yeah.
19:04Jensen?
19:05Is this something you're not telling me?
19:08Auntie Myra always said you should never trust a bloke who's smoother than your Sunday knickers.
19:13PHONE RINGS
19:17Hello?
19:21I'll get you your money, yeah.
19:24Just promise me he's alright.
19:27Promise me.
19:43I'm well aware he's up to something.
19:47But I just need to keep him close enough to find out what it is.
20:06Something for up the aisle?
20:07It's a beautiful night.
20:10We're looking for something dumb to do.
20:14Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.
20:20Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice?
20:26You're not gonna catch me. No way.
20:28No. Don't be. Don't be. Don't be.
20:31You better run. I'm gonna get you now.
20:34I'm gonna get you.
20:36I'm gonna get you next. You better run fast.
20:39I'm gonna get you.
20:40Go on, you better run.
20:42Where's she gone?
20:48It's a beautiful night. We're looking for something dumb to do.
20:54Hey, baby. I think I wanna marry you.
21:02There you go.
21:04Is she gonna be late for school?
21:05Well, she said she's got a bit of tummy ache so told the school she won't be in today.
21:09Someone's pulling the wool.
21:10Hey, you know, Mummy, really missed you when she was away.
21:14But I'm packing out. So why don't we snuggle up on that sofa, eh?
21:18Or watch loads of movies and you can choose, yeah?
21:21You know there's a letter here for you?
21:23Hmm? Hairdresser's appointment.
21:26Yeah. Well, I've rescheduled it.
21:29Why would you do that?
21:30You know how important it is to follow up on your hairdresser's appointments?
21:35Yeah.
21:36Cause me hair needs a break.
21:39I'm letting it grow, aren't I?
21:41Your hair's beautiful, Mummy.
21:42Oh!
21:45Hiya!
21:46Oh, great. Eva, darling. Come here.
21:49Got some flower girl dresses fit to try on for the wedding.
21:52Which I think might be in this one.
21:55Then I've got... Oh, look at this. Isn't it gorgeous?
21:58I've got some soups as well for Ant and Roe.
22:01And then whatever Dee Dee picks, I'm just gonna match it up for Aliyah.
22:03Because we are seriously running out of time.
22:09In... Well, for the alterations.
22:12Where's the other kids?
22:13Fanny and Lasti, they're at school.
22:15Well, can't you bust them out?
22:16Just play the dentist card or something.
22:19Come on, Tony.
22:19What's more important?
22:21Yeah, what do you think about them?
22:22No.
22:23No, they're hanging out, they.
22:24Right, not them.
22:25But we're having that.
22:26You look stunning.
22:27It's gorgeous.
22:27Don't you, eh?
22:32Something bothering you?
22:36Yeah.
22:37You.
22:38It's opening night tonight.
22:39What's your problem?
22:41What's the rush?
22:42Profit.
22:42What kind of partnership is it when one's going behind the other's back?
22:46I took initiative.
22:47I've got a staff.
22:48I've got a great DJ.
22:49I didn't give the go ahead and we're supposed to be partners.
22:52Anyway, I've got other business I need to attend to.
22:54Just cancel the DJ.
22:56We can go ahead when you've earned my trust.
22:58all the guests'.
23:07Right, mate?
23:09Yeah, yeah.
23:10About that set tonight.
23:12Yeah.
23:14Still home for it, aren't ya?
23:17Good.
23:18Don't let me down.
23:26So, what do you think?
23:29Oh, Steve chose well.
23:33Denies me, doesn't he?
23:36Well, at least this version of me.
23:39It's still you.
23:40Always has been.
23:41What you choose to wear in your own time.
23:44Been wearing Mercedes wigs.
23:47You know the one she wore through cancer?
23:49Wouldn't it be a relief to talk to him about it?
23:52You know, I can't.
23:53And besides, I'm comfortable in this.
23:56No, I love it, I'm happy.
24:00The last few months just been...
24:02I want you...
24:05to have this.
24:08My grandfather passed it down to my father,
24:12who passed it down to me for my wedding.
24:15It survived two awards.
24:18What am I going through?
24:19An identity crisis.
24:21Well, you're hardly in the trenches.
24:32No.
24:34The winning's only going to get pushed forward
24:36because of one thing.
24:38Diane.
24:42Me and Steele got the rest of our lives together.
24:50I'm gonna wear the suit.
24:58Half, sis?
24:59Oh, no, thank you.
25:00Because the drugs are working.
25:02Yeah.
25:03Six pounds down.
25:05And that is it.
25:06Okay?
25:06Yes, sis?
25:07Yes, sis.
25:12Want to do some action tonight, girls?
25:16Lost reopening.
25:17Oh.
25:19Can I pop one of these in the window?
25:20Mm, yeah, you can pop it any way you want.
25:22I'm sure it does, yeah.
25:24Sorry.
25:24Yeah, I've got this nail training course tonight,
25:26but then after that I'm free.
25:27Great.
25:29You'd be doing us a favour if you came tonight.
25:32And why's that?
25:33Because wherever there's beautiful women,
25:34the men are sure to follow.
25:35So you're just using me to fill those tills?
25:37Or, or,
25:39free drinks,
25:39a dance,
25:40and a laugh.
25:42Okay.
25:47I'll think about it.
25:52So, do you like it?
25:53I knew you would.
25:54Come on, turn around.
25:56Oh, you look gorgeous.
25:57Oh, you've got to take it off now,
25:58but go on,
25:58go and get changed.
26:00Ooh.
26:01You look like you're going to court.
26:03Mate, you look like you're going to a funeral.
26:05Don't do this for me.
26:05Hey, stop.
26:06All right, do you like him?
26:06I love him.
26:07Turn around and show you, ma'am,
26:08what you're saying.
26:09Lovey.
26:09Yeah?
26:09And where's Dee Dee?
26:10I don't know.
26:11Didn't see her at registration.
26:12I've tried her a few times.
26:13She's not picking up.
26:14I'll try her.
26:14Is she playing up, man?
26:16I don't know.
26:18Dee Dee?
26:18Oh, typical Dee Dee.
26:20Right.
26:20Leave her alone.
26:21Yeah, what's that for?
26:23Oi, never mind her.
26:23We've got enough going on today.
26:24Yeah, you can come home now.
26:26Stop at the dentist.
26:27It's for a fit and for Stee.
26:28And yes, it's important.
26:30Okay, love.
26:31Bye.
26:32She's on her way.
26:33Well, I love how she answers the phone to you.
26:35And she's in trouble at school.
26:37Oh.
26:42So, thoughts on fresh meat, Jensen?
26:45Definitely easy on the eye.
26:47Oi, did you say Jensen could put this in the window?
26:50Um, he's been putting it about all over the village.
26:53Yeah, well, the loft won't be reopening tonight.
26:55Well, that place has reopened more than I blinked.
26:58And guess what?
27:00We're going to Bermuda.
27:02We're going to...
27:03The restaurant.
27:04Oh.
27:05Oi, he's got a massive waiting list.
27:07Well, don't tell others about that.
27:09I'm in more of a club kind of mood.
27:11Look, Jensen's going to make a great front of house.
27:13And he said we should get to know each other.
27:16Has Jensen been putting the moves on you?
27:18No!
27:19He's new, he just wants to make some friends.
27:21Yeah, well, he's got no right chatting you up.
27:23I'm sorry.
27:24Or is it the other way round?
27:26What's it to you?
27:27He's my brother.
27:28And I'm not your girlfriend.
27:30This is just an arrangement, remember?
27:32Whatever.
27:33I'll see you at seven.
27:34If I don't get any better offers.
27:37You won't.
27:43What are you doing, you widow?
27:45Oh, great.
27:45Right, you're going to pick which one you like, okay?
27:47Because you're getting first dibs,
27:48and then whichever you choose,
27:49Alia is just going to get a similar one.
27:51Hey, you.
27:52What's happening at school?
27:53Yeah.
27:53Why are we in isolation?
27:55How would you care?
27:56What have you done?
27:58What?
27:58Too busy, Becky?
27:58You marry?
27:59I should check the school emails.
28:00We're not getting divorced now.
28:01You know that.
28:01Okay, so we're going for the navy one.
28:03Yeah, so you're going to have the same colour as the boys' suits.
28:05Oh, do you want to stand out?
28:05What is the rush?
28:06She refused to give in her headphones,
28:08and she kicked the bin in.
28:09Why shouldn't I listen to music?
28:10Er, because you're in class.
28:12And why should I listen to you?
28:13You run off to London,
28:14leaving us with Uncle Dom so you can get back with Dad.
28:17Because why?
28:19Oh, can't cope on your own.
28:21No, you've got it too good with the pub and the restaurant,
28:23all the bougie drinking secret.
28:25Dee Dee.
28:26Excuse me?
28:27Who are you talking to?
28:29Stupid, stupid dresses for a big gay wedding.
28:31Hey!
28:32How rude are you?
28:34You might want to call me down.
28:35I don't want to hear any of this.
28:37Oh, your favourite child.
28:38And she's not even Dad.
28:39Stop it!
28:41How dare you!
28:42Right, Dee, come on, let's just go to school.
28:45I love yous all equally.
28:48And I'm sorry if I haven't been present.
28:51But I can't stand you bitching at me like this and hating me.
28:55Especially now, because...
28:56Hey, Dad.
28:57Don't do this in anger.
29:00Do what?
29:03Oh, what is wrong with you?
29:07Then what are you doing?
29:09Bloody.
29:14I don't mean to get in.
29:16But you need to tell these kids as soon as possible for their sake and for yours.
29:21Just do it today, Diane.
29:31Don't ruin your appetite for your fancy restaurant.
29:34Maybe I should cancel it.
29:35Take our nurse instead.
29:37If Mercedes fires out that I bought some pajama...
29:39I would really, really not share, Dodger.
29:42Don't know how you've managed to persuade those two into a throuple.
29:45What are you on about?
29:46It's Mercedes' idea.
29:48And is Gemma okay with it?
29:50They're both getting what they need.
29:52No.
29:53Maybe in the start they thought they could handle it, but Gemma clearly is annoyed.
29:57Trying to make you jealous of your brother.
29:59And Mercy, since when is she not top priority?
30:02Who do you look forward to seeing the most?
30:04Either of them.
30:05As long as it's not pecking my head.
30:07See, I'd quite like to see you with Merce, but you two are like a car crash.
30:11And on the other hand, I've seen the way you look at Gemma, so...
30:14I'll tell you what I'll do.
30:15I'll get a pad and a pen and I'll do a pros and cons list.
30:20You are so frustrating!
30:22What would hurt you the most?
30:23Seeing Gemma with another man?
30:26Or seeing Mercy with another man?
30:36She's exhausted.
30:38She's cried herself to sleep.
30:42And how are you?
30:44Just trying to hold it together for her and the kids.
30:51I'm sorry.
30:52For real, road in the day.
30:56I know that it's selfish of me.
30:58Making you take the kids out of school.
31:00And saying that she has to tell them the truth.
31:03I'm just trying to aim for the day to be happy.
31:05And not for me.
31:08For Diane.
31:10And you.
31:12It's just...
31:13It's horrible watching Deedee take it out on her and she...
31:16She doesn't even know what's wrong.
31:20Has she mentioned...
31:22When...
31:23Or if she's even going to have the conversation?
31:26She buried her head in the sand.
31:28She put off the next oncology meeting.
31:32You know...
31:33Some of those treatments, they could...
31:35They could buy her time and I want every second to count.
31:39You know, sometimes staying in my brain.
31:43It goes to a future without her and I can't.
31:47You know, I'm nothing without Diane.
31:50How am I going to get the kids going to cope?
31:52Come here.
31:52Hey.
31:54It's okay.
31:56I love you, mate.
31:59And I'm here for you.
32:03It's okay.
32:10Oh, hello.
32:14What in here?
32:15You want yourself in, why don't you?
32:17Why would you be?
32:18Well, they said he had a date.
32:20Go knock on James then.
32:24Well, I just need to let you know that the club's reopening tonight.
32:28Good for you.
32:30You all right?
32:31Yeah.
32:32Why wouldn't I be?
32:33Well, first few weeks out of rehab are hard, so...
32:36One slip.
32:37It's a very, very slippery slope.
32:43Well, it's not been easy.
32:44Well, what's been going on?
32:46What's not been going on?
32:49I found out of mates.
32:52Well, she's terminal.
32:53Oh, sorry.
32:56You know who's thought to me, you know?
32:58Miss our chats.
32:59Well, look like you're having a good one with Gemma before.
33:02Oh, I just wanted to see what Warren sees, and I don't.
33:06Okay.
33:07Why he's settling for silver when he's already struck gold is beyond me.
33:11Wow.
33:13That really is cheese on toast, you know.
33:17Have you got time for a talk?
33:21Hey.
33:22Hey.
33:25I, uh, made you a lasagna.
33:27Anything we can do to help?
33:29I know you've got your hands full.
33:30No-one ever cooks for me.
33:31No-one's brave enough.
33:33Er, did you see them outfits are left out for Daniel and Clara?
33:35Yeah.
33:36Come here.
33:37Fine.
33:40Hey.
33:41Leave us to make this dinner.
33:42Oh, great.
33:44We can all have a proper sit-down family row.
33:48But I'm sorry.
33:49Don't be kind of you.
33:52It's just how Deezy hates me at the minute,
33:53because you know something's going on.
33:56But I'll never find the right way,
33:57or the right time, to tell them, so I...
34:01Hey.
34:05Do you want the blunt truth?
34:07Not really.
34:10You're going to have to be honest with the kids.
34:14Well, I have a vision where to tell them.
34:17You know, that I've got cancer, but I just...
34:19Well, I just don't tell them that it's terminal,
34:21and I'm going to get treatment.
34:23Yeah, but you're going to have to tell them at some point.
34:28Better sooner than later.
34:30And it would give them time to process it, Diane.
34:34I agree with Leela and Steve.
34:37Then they can start to cherish what time they've got left with you.
34:56When we get home, make it up with Mum, yeah?
34:59Hey!
35:00Why have you got it in for her?
35:03Why have you got it in for Mum?
35:04Because she keeps having a go at me.
35:05Yeah, because you're always acting out and getting into isolation.
35:07I'd rather be a nice girl than go back to her kicking off,
35:10or crying, or drunk, or being weird, or whatever.
35:13And she treats Dad like he's an idiot.
35:16And she can drop dead for all I care.
35:25We can't have a princess party without cakes, can we?
35:28Er, what did you think of the suit?
35:31Honestly, I loved it.
35:32Yay!
35:32And moving the wedding forward is the right thing to do.
35:36I'm looking after Eva at the minute,
35:38because Diane wants some alone time with the teens.
35:41She's going to tell them the news.
35:44Look at that gorgeous girl.
35:46What's going to happen to her?
35:47She's going to wake up one morning and her mum's not there.
35:50Will you be my fairy friend?
35:54Er...
35:55Er...
35:56You can't say no to a princess.
36:02Who fancies going to Bermuda?
36:19Yo, well, at least Trina doesn't have a little kitty here.
36:22Oh, shut up! Get on!
36:24Hey, listen.
36:25We'll get back all the arguments.
36:26It's a fresh start.
36:27We're having dinner as a family tonight.
36:28Yeah, fake family.
36:29Hey, stop it.
36:36Something happened.
36:37Well, apart from that muppet over there.
36:43Mum, are you all right?
36:44Er, no.
36:46Not really.
36:47Oh, here we go.
36:48Hey, Didi, come and sit down, please.
36:49I'm chucking my pet lunch like you nag me to do every day.
36:52Didi, please.
36:54Right.
36:55Will you just sit down and listen to me for a second?
36:58Right.
37:01Listen, guys.
37:04Your mum's got something to tell you.
37:13Um, haven't been very well lately.
37:19So I went to a few trips to the hospital.
37:23And then we went to see a specialist in London.
37:27That's why me and your dad went.
37:30How ill are you?
37:34I've got cancer.
37:39I've got cancer.
37:40And there's...
37:40There's not one he can do.
37:43To me, I've got cancer.
37:44I know.
37:58I know.
38:00I know.
38:01I know.
38:01I know.
38:02I know.
38:03I know.
38:04I know.
38:06I know.
38:10I know.
38:28You, um, do you understand what your mum's saying?
38:38Goncal.
38:42Yeah.
38:45Yeah.
38:47I've got ovarian cancer.
38:54I found it too late, so...
38:57I know it's a lot to take in.
39:03Um...
39:04But you... Mum, look at me.
39:08You don't look sick.
39:12Not yet.
39:14But I am.
39:16I am.
39:18Inside.
39:21And there's nothing they can do.
39:23Oh no.
39:27How long have you got?
39:31I've got a few months.
39:33I think.
39:42He's my brother!
39:44Ha!
39:44Better one.
39:45You what?
39:46I'm gonna kill you!
39:47Warren!
39:48Warren!
39:50Get up!
39:51Get up!
39:52Never got to fight over girls when we were growing up, did we?
39:54Oh, please don't push him.
39:56You think it's okay to sleep with my baby's mum?
39:59Warren!
39:59No!
40:00What's your guess?
40:01There it is.
40:02Get up!
40:03Me and you in the garden now.
40:05We'll sort it out man to man.
40:06Warren, can we just talk?
40:07You said you were in an open relationship.
40:08Just sort this out outside.
40:10Er, what are you doing?
40:11Warren!
40:11What's going on?
40:12Stop!
40:12Put kettle when you're sleeping with her.
40:15Her?
40:15You're the one who suggested it in the first place.
40:17I've added a clause to the agreement.
40:19And what?
40:19Clause?
40:20Look, me and Gemma, it's just sex.
40:22Do you want to stop speaking about me like I'm not here?
40:24You're a hypocrite.
40:25I thought she was fair game.
40:27Wow.
40:28And you're a creep.
40:29I can't believe that you've done this.
40:31Do you know what, Warren?
40:31You need to shut up because you're acting like you're still in love with me here.
40:35I was.
40:41Right.
40:42Well that's me out of this twisted agreement.
40:44It's just...
40:44It's gone too far.
40:54I'll never forgive you for this.
41:08Oh, look at us, eh?
41:10Three princesses.
41:11Yeah.
41:12Thank you for my tiara.
41:13You have to wear it to your wedding.
41:15Er, well we'll have to think about that, won't we?
41:18I hope you like your real wedding outfit.
41:20Yeah.
41:21I love it.
41:22Do you know me so well?
41:23And I don't want to see you in it again until the big day cos it's bad luck, isn't it?
41:27And I want this marriage to kick off smoothly.
41:30And I still need to find myself a suit, yeah.
41:32For this wedding.
41:33Made for the snaps.
41:34Can I take printer's pictures?
41:36Yeah, come on, you get your camera.
41:37Absolutely.
41:38You ready?
41:38Ready.
41:39Say cheese.
41:40Cheese.
41:41Oh, that wee gorgeous couple.
41:45Feel a little bit like a drag queen.
41:48Do you know what?
41:51I...
41:51I can't.
41:58Look, are you sure you've been to the right doctor?
42:01There's got to be some sort of medication that you can take.
42:06Have you asked AI?
42:07I'll have a look now.
42:08What was it called?
42:11Ovarian cancer.
42:12There are some treatments available, but...
42:14at the stage that I'm at now...
42:19I need to think about my quality of life.
42:21Don't talk like that, Mum.
42:23No, listen.
42:24All I mean is that if...
42:28If I am so tired and sick from this chemotherapy,
42:32which might only give me a few more months...
42:37I want to spend all our precious time with yous.
42:41And I know you're confused and you're upset.
42:45Roe, are you coming sick with us?
42:47Why? What's the point?
42:50You're dying, aren't you?
42:52Sondra, come sit down.
42:54I mean, I thought the drinking might get you first, but...
42:56Shut up, Wilja!
42:57No, she's full of crap.
42:58Lying about being ill and not even getting treatment.
43:01You're so selfish.
43:03Oh.
43:05I...
43:07Right, I...
43:09I didn't want to tell yous the truth until I had some hope.
43:13You know that wonder drug?
43:16And that guarantee that I'd even get to the end of any chemo, it...
43:21It's just not there.
43:26And I just have to face up to that.
43:32I'm dying.
43:35And I'm really scared.
43:37And I'm terrified for all of you.
43:41And I'm sorry I'm leaving you.
43:45I don't want to.
43:59Did I just say something wrong?
44:02No.
44:04No, I don't know how to.
44:09It's hard to stay.
44:11What is...
44:14We're just continuing like everything's normal, you know?
44:19Planning a wedding.
44:22Playing...
44:24Dress-ups with Eva.
44:27But the whole time, I...
44:35Diane, she's...
44:38The poor kid doesn't have a clue.
44:40Come here.
44:43I know that it's horrible.
44:45But our lives can't stop.
44:46Can they?
44:47Diane wouldn't want that.
44:50I wonder how the other kids are taking it.
44:52Hi.
44:53Erm, I just popped in to say I fancy a night at the pub if you boys would like to
44:56join me.
44:58Everything okay?
44:59Er, yeah. It's just, erm...
45:04I told her mate that I'd meet him later.
45:08Unless you knew me.
45:10No, it's fine.
45:11I'm gonna take Eva home and then...
45:13I'll stop by Leela's and get some tea, yeah?
45:16You go out.
45:17You enjoy yourself.
45:21Right, Eva.
45:22Let's pack this away and put our coats on.
45:26Out with her mate.
45:30I better get ready for...
45:31Do one then.
45:33If I'd have known the extent of Warren's feelings, I'd have ever...
45:36Jensen, that is absolute bull.
45:37You knew all about me and Warren.
45:39Mercedes.
45:40What's going on in here?
45:42I'm sick of playing games, so if you can just go...
45:47Think she'll watch her gone, mate.
45:54Who is he?
45:56What are you doing?
45:57It's Warren's brother.
45:59Absolutely nothing now.
46:07Hey, I'd better go and check on Raoul.
46:09You just let him calm down for a bit.
46:11You didn't mean what he said earlier.
46:14Don't you, after everything he's been through last year.
46:17What if you can't cope when I'm gone?
46:20Wait, what if you start thinking about suicide again?
46:22Tony, you have to promise me.
46:24Like, promise me you won't let him get so low that he does that again.
46:27I promise.
46:29Oh, here she is, pee-pee girl.
46:32Steve, thanks for looking after that.
46:34She's been as good as gold, haven't you?
46:35Yeah.
46:36Is this a picture of me?
46:38No, it's a pig.
46:39Oh, well, same thing.
46:41Eh, stop it.
46:42You look as gorgeous as ever.
46:43Can't say as much for your trotters, like.
46:45Who, you?
46:47Right, come on, let's go and find your brother and sister, yeah?
46:52Ro's not in his room.
46:55He's gone.
47:11Who is this friend you're going out with?
47:14There isn't one.
47:16There's a bar in town.
47:19You can wear what you want.
47:21Then go.
47:22You might enjoy it.
47:25It's not the right time, is it?
47:27I should be at home with Steve.
47:29It's one night.
47:30If you don't like it, don't do it again.
47:35Don't wake up.
48:06You are the one that's undesired.
48:11Oh, I'm trying to look out, I'm trying to look at you.
48:14You make me feel.
48:18You make me feel.
48:21You make me feel.
48:21Do you feel?
48:22You make me feel.
48:26And baby, I want you to know.
48:29I need you.
48:31I need you to know.
48:34I need you to know.
48:36A vodka and coke, please.
48:39Promise me.
48:41Promise me.
48:43Promise me.
48:45You make me feel.
48:47I'm on fire.
48:49Oh, I'm sure I'm good.
48:51I'm sure I'm good with you.
48:53You are the one I desire-
48:57DJ's on the way, oop.
49:02Look, I know when to bow out gracefully, so I won't go near Mercedes again.
49:11Funny, though, isn't it? Me and you. Same taste.
49:16When I first met her in rehab, she...
49:18You met her in rehab?
49:22Yeah, she not mentioned.
49:26So you're the guy she had a connection with.
49:33She's all yours.
49:43But if you, uh...
49:46I won't come for you.
49:50And let's get this place ready for the opening.
50:01It's not the first time they've come to blows, you know.
50:03What do we know about?
50:05Can't really say.
50:06But Warren definitely doesn't trust him.
50:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
50:10Mum, what are we going at, don't we?
50:11Well, because it's a classic loft reopening night.
50:15We're going to love it. It's going to be fun.
50:17Are we not a bit old?
50:17No, that's a you problem.
50:20You look amazing, probably.
50:23Mum's looking after it, girls.
50:24I'm coming at loft with you.
50:28Yes!
50:29We're two favourite people!
50:31So excited.
50:32I think I'll wear my Darryl Monty boots now.
50:56Okay, thanks, Jack.
50:58Will you just keep looking for him, yeah?
51:00Okay, see you in a bit.
51:01He's not at the garage.
51:03He's probably just at a mate's house or something.
51:05Kathleen Angels.
51:06I'll call her.
51:07Anything.
51:10We check the hutch, the folly,
51:12anywhere he normally hangs out.
51:14Okay.
51:14Right, look, let me try Rex.
51:15Maybe he's seen him.
51:33He'll be okay.
51:34What if he's not?
51:35Hi, it's Rex.
51:36I'll never forgive myself.
51:37Leave me a message.
51:38Rex, can you call me back?
51:40We're all looking for Ro.
51:41He's gone missing.
51:51Hey, which way are you going?
51:54Ro.
51:55Uh, what are you doing here?
51:57Getting leather.
51:58It's fun, isn't it?
52:01You know you're better than Miss Ades in that beard.
52:05You really are, would you?
52:06Go on, let's get you home.
52:08Can't, Rex.
52:09My mum's dying.
52:12I'm home, man.
52:13Come here.
52:42You're a dead man.
52:56I'm not into playing games, so if you are, then we're done.
53:02Games are for kids.
53:03I'm a big boy.
53:09Are you okay?
53:11Yeah.
53:12I'm fine.
53:14You better keep an eye on Dodger, because that girl's all over him.
53:22So go on.
53:25Is he raging?
53:26Did you just want a reaction?
53:28I can't believe you're picking Jensen over Warren.
53:31He's younger, he's fitter, and he is taking me for granted.
53:35Jensen changed his name in rehab, how can you even trust that?
53:38Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?
53:45Oh, the taxi said it was going to be four minutes, four minutes ago.
53:49Oh.
53:51Hey, welcome.
53:53Yeah, we've all been there, kid.
53:55No, it's better that you get up now before you decorate the cab.
53:58Ah, these shoes are killing me.
54:01Kid, is that how you see me?
54:04Yeah, Owen.
54:05You're 15, and you're having to deal with all of this stuff with your mum.
54:11I just don't get it.
54:13You know, I know cancer happens.
54:17It happens in my schoolmates with their nans on the promy spot.
54:20My mum.
54:22Yeah, it doesn't discriminate.
54:23It's cruel.
54:25But listen, you don't feel like you have to be brave with me, do you?
54:29I've poured my heart out enough times you can just offload it.
54:34It's just not fair.
54:36How can they not fix it?
54:38Why can't they do anything?
54:42I don't know the answers to that, mate.
54:46But when you get older, you realise that people die.
54:53Some from illness, some from an accident.
54:58Terrible things happen to people.
55:01I thought you were meant to be making me feel better.
55:05Yeah.
55:06Sorry.
55:08I guess all I'm saying is just grieve how you want to grieve.
55:13Feel how you want to feel.
55:15I know that people care about you.
55:20Free!
55:24Oi!
55:25Hey!
55:25Get back here!
55:26It's not worth it.
55:29You look amazing.
55:34So?
55:35What is it?
55:36Your place or mine?
55:38Neither.
55:38I've got to clean this place up.
55:40I don't know where Warren is.
55:42Probably licking his wounds.
55:46So?
55:48See you tomorrow then?
55:49Whatever.
55:50Might be busy.
55:52Might not be.
55:58We'll see.
56:18What do you think the plane at?
56:22Ro, this is your father.
56:23Answer your phone, please.
56:25Will you let me know if you hear anything?
56:27Yeah.
56:28Thanks, Steve.
56:32Thanks.
56:33Thanks.
56:39Thanks.
56:41Thanks.
56:44Just tell your parents you needed to clear your head.
56:48For everything.
56:52You'll feel better in the morning.
56:55And if you need to talk about your mum or anything, you know my address.
57:02That's right.
57:03Look.
57:12Come get a new house, but who do you know my Mum?
57:14Go trip, go.
57:17Go.
57:21Go.
57:22Go.
57:22Go.
57:22Go.