00:20I'm going to bring in some experts on American culture and give this town the facelift it needs.
00:26Two Americans who have no idea that they're not in America.
00:33I just got off a plane from New York where it's almost 1990.
00:36Here it's the 1950s.
00:38Now, we're going to transform this nightmare.
00:40They're going to show the Russians what's hip, what's hot, and what's happening.
00:49The key to modern America is Japanese products.
00:52Stereos, TZs, compact dicks, jet out of town.
00:56Now, they're partying, they're having a great time, and they're making fun of us.
00:59And they will be terminated.
01:00Those are Russian army uniforms.
01:02Probably just the Salvation Army, yeah.
01:05A tease is a knight.
01:07What do we do now?
01:10You need to be well hung like a Russian woman.
01:14There's no time for sex games.
01:15I mean, you know, the gun, it's an exciting touch and everything.
01:18They wanted authorities on American culture.
01:24Instead, they got the experts.
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