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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06Can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:27at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:29I don't know.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work,
00:01:51and she started being really disrespectful,
00:01:53and she grabbed me.
00:01:54And then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:56she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up,
00:02:04or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:02:06from the group of like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex,
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:30I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:39they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:42No, but...
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa!
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that
00:03:15when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:21then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:33but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:45Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58All right, um, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules,
00:04:11you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:21you leaked our sex tape,
00:04:23lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house
00:04:27with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:35You trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37You trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:41and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back
00:04:54after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:04:58and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:04You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:18You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leak that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:29I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did,
00:05:33you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up.
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:11It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone
00:06:16to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:30I knew I couldn't be friends
00:06:32with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again
00:06:44if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had
00:06:49or wanted
00:06:51is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:03Noah!
00:07:04Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my God.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Snowy.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her
00:07:36would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:07:40if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental, too.
00:07:48So,
00:07:49what I say
00:07:50goes.
00:07:53Thanks.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different,
00:08:07but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:23since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would've made
00:08:32if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My God,
00:08:39I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way
00:08:43to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:02That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died,
00:09:06he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know,
00:09:10but I was working for Mia
00:09:11and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital
00:09:16that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that
00:09:19if you worked at their summer house,
00:09:21he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules,
00:09:23if you don't get this job back,
00:09:25we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:09:35my little knowy.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:39Hmm.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself
00:09:42to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm gonna call Daddy
00:09:45and have him send you some money
00:09:46so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:55You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:58I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia,
00:10:02do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid
00:10:06ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:10:10than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid
00:10:19or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:29I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us,
00:10:38I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before
00:11:04and I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours
00:11:12and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:15Friend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:36You'll spank me?
00:11:38You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:43You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:00You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:06You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave! Jules!
00:12:22You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me. I can do whatever I want.
00:12:32You're so hot, I love moving to ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here. Now!
00:12:56Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:25What are you doing?
00:13:29Come with me.
00:13:35Hey!
00:13:37What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you-
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:46Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:09You're crazy!
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah baby, give it to me!
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah!
00:14:28Come out right now!
00:14:31Oh yeah Jules, oh yeah Jules!
00:14:34I'm coming!
00:14:35For the third time!
00:14:38Oh come on baby!
00:14:39Show me what you got!
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt!
00:14:46Hand me your shirt!
00:14:47Now, now, now!
00:14:47Okay.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?!
00:15:05Yeah!
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:10You fucking bitch.
00:15:12You can't stay here.
00:15:13You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what, I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh wait, I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what, let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:22We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:33Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:21I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:43Let's seal the deal.
00:17:46Let's seal the deal.
00:18:10All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:34Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you with me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:11So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:33There's a reason we kicked her out of the groove.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:08Hey, Mom.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner...
00:20:18Is sir.
00:20:23Let fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:27Mm-hmm.
00:20:28Mm-hmm.
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:35I spilled.
00:20:37Emmett?
00:20:39You wanna help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:50Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:04Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:29I'm still thirsty.
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:40Spilled a little.
00:21:43Jules.
00:21:45I'm still thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:43Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:22:45You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:02I'll take the couch.
00:23:26What are you doing here?
00:23:27And where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore?
00:23:32From getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever.
00:23:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:02Get me up!
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37What are you doing?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:43Remember, no don't win.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy? One minute, he's ice cold. Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting
00:25:15on a show.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Nia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer. Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention
00:25:51to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right. It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:08Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote. Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I
00:26:16do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:25A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew! That's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding!
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:38Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:43We used to be best friends.
00:26:45Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right. We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:58It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about? I never said anything about save it.
00:27:09Herf's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:40They can?
00:27:42I never said that. Mia did. She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I made good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off? Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:00Really? Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:19Save your breath.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:46You're so hot.
00:28:47Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:49No.
00:28:56No.
00:28:58No.
00:29:01No.
00:29:02No.
00:29:03No.
00:29:04No.
00:29:04No.
00:29:05No.
00:29:05No.
00:29:12No.
00:29:18No.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19No way, dude.
00:29:19Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:23She'll come crawling back.
00:29:24He...
00:29:25A2.
00:29:27No, he didn't kneel.
00:29:27Speaker of the devil!
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:35Dude, look!
00:29:37You hooked up with Jules!
00:29:38I don't know what's going on!
00:29:39What do you mean dude?!
00:29:40It's pretty fucking clear!
00:29:41You hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48Amy, stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, Jules!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:05Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:16What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:27Everyone was right about you.
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:32Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:34Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:00So, get out and don't come back.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:17Help!
00:31:18Help!
00:31:21Help!
00:31:31You... saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:48And now since I saved you,
00:31:52maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:54Emmett.
00:31:56Don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules.
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:06Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:32:08but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:25Okay.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:36You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:49You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me.
00:32:58We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official,
00:33:15I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:17That way everyone can see it.
00:33:19But for right now,
00:33:22it's party time.
00:33:25Huh?
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:34I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:43If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:44Alright.
00:34:45I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:54I guess you can't.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago, but when I really think about it, I really liked you,
00:35:11Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17I give those two until the end of today.
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:24It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:44When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:35:50Mhm.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:28No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:55Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off of me.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:09What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:14Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:22Hey, Jules!
00:37:24Jules!
00:37:25You're a pig!
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:27He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:42Yes, Jules.
00:37:43I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:51I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion.
00:37:54Frustration.
00:37:55Blind rage.
00:37:56Red tip!
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:57Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:01Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:09What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:20You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:02money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:39:35Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38And she was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:45I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:47Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:50We can talk later. I promise.
00:40:04The girls go shopping. Saturdays are for the boys!
00:40:10Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:13I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:22It was tailored for sigmas. Like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm going to go try the sun!
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no. I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping?
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24But what Mia says goes.
00:41:25So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what? You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it. You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen. Excuse me. I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:50Apparently I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:57Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whenever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:05No way! This is mine!
00:42:07Are you going to purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:11Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:27What do you think?
00:42:28What do you think?
00:42:32Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:38Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:50No.
00:42:52It breaks a no boner rule.
00:43:01Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:41Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:57See?
00:43:58Told ya.
00:44:03I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:51There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while I last, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules is mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, alright.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:42the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:39The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:56Like I care.
00:46:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:15You're crazy.
00:47:16Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:50Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:11And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:21Go over
00:48:27Here's Summer.
00:48:29Woooo
00:48:33come back, come back,
00:48:37come back, come back.
00:48:42I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:48:46To get the diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:48:49Now when you're waiting on me, it's just a race
00:48:53Think I might come back
00:48:55I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:48:59To get the diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:02Now when you're waiting on me, it's just a race
00:49:06Think I might come back
00:49:14Top that.
00:49:30Top that.
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them all.
00:49:46Chased at home.
00:49:49But I won't be around when you cry.
00:49:55Let me cry.
00:49:58The tears on your face.
00:50:01You're falling in vain when you cry.
00:50:06The same old best things.
00:50:09I loved you when you came.
00:50:16Yo, Jason.
00:50:19Dude, I need the Lady Killer special.
00:50:22Now.
00:50:22Yeah?
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:28Here's the tip.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public for a freak.
00:51:01Jules, wait.
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:11You're pissed.
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jules.
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27Oh, good time.
00:51:29Come on, Jules.
00:51:31You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:34Oh, but, but, but, but.
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:52:01Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04I'm going to go change.
00:52:09Desti.
00:52:10Have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:36Both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:43Just relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that e-kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:52Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:55Oh, yeah.
00:52:57That's right.
00:52:58Mom, for me.
00:52:59I mean...
00:53:01Jules?
00:53:03Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:10Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:13Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:24She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:29Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait!
00:53:44Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:06You look like shit.
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Emmett!
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:22Leah, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:31Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:35You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And, you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:46Mia, sit down.
00:54:48Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:15Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt.
00:55:18Let me help you.
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:58You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun.
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:22Ow.
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:25This is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:31I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No.
00:56:34You're the king of assholes.
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:56:42but whatever.
00:56:48I got to show you something.
00:56:51Okay.
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:15It worked.
00:57:28I've wanted you all, Summer.
00:57:31Stop waiting.
00:57:34I need you.
00:57:36Now.
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club.
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:50I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:20I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:23Hi, Mrs. Allen.
00:58:25It's Mia.
00:58:26Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:28Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
00:58:32and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:36Okay, bye.
00:58:51Hey, sleepy little.
00:58:53What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up!
00:59:06Get up!
00:59:07Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire.
00:59:14Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:23You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:28What about me?
00:59:29She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
00:59:34and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:38I'll hide Jules.
00:59:39I'll distract Mom.
00:59:43Yo, Jason.
00:59:45I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:04Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:13Mommy!
01:00:15Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:17Uh...
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:25Mom!
01:00:26I, uh...
01:00:27I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring...
01:00:32to propose!
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:46Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:01:05Get out of this house.
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah.
01:01:08A little help?
01:01:09Uh, Mom.
01:01:10Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:16Uh, yes!
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa!
01:01:29My second mommy!
01:01:30Mwah!
01:01:31We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:01:34Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:41I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:00Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah.
01:02:04I have some in my purse.
01:02:06Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's better.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:22Water.
01:02:23I need water!
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:27What did you give my mom?
01:02:29Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:31Woo!
01:02:32It's so hot in here.
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:40Oh, no.
01:02:42Woo!
01:02:43Hey!
01:02:44I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:50Oh, that's enough.
01:02:52I've got to talk to you.
01:02:54Let's go.
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way.
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't gift them.
01:03:03She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:29Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way!
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:35Oh, wait, no.
01:03:39Ow!
01:03:41I'm drowning!
01:03:43Mia!
01:03:44Save me!
01:03:45Oh, absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:50No!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:05Oh, no!
01:04:07Oh, no!
01:04:11You saved me!
01:04:15Here.
01:04:16I brought you some tea.
01:04:22I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:29Yeah.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:48You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:54I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:58No feelings.
01:04:59Remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it.
01:05:15I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:19When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:32Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, I was like,
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss.
01:05:59As your boyfriend.
01:06:01Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:25Let me take care of you.
01:06:27It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:57We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's
01:07:09life forever.
01:07:10But, after you saved me, all I can say is...
01:07:17Welcome to the family!
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:36Adios.
01:07:38Bye, Mom.
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:46Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck.
01:07:50I have a really big brain.
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:08Here.
01:08:14Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:21Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating.
01:08:37Oh, great.
01:08:38You finally figured it out.
01:08:39Good boy.
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:52I know. I know.
01:08:55But, I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:09:01What up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:06You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:09:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew. But my friends call me Andy. I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here? He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:57Uh, I'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10And I get bored easy.
01:10:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you. I just... I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:32I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:44Grab your bag.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:12:00You're so... beautiful.
01:12:03Thanks.
01:12:04But I'm taken.
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah, tell me...
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:14That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:23How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:30The happy little couple.
01:12:32Hmm.
01:12:33From...
01:12:34From...
01:12:34Fullmates to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmet?
01:12:40Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:12:51what bet
01:12:54what bet
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys
01:12:58can make it throughout the summer
01:12:59I would drop out of the internship pool
01:13:02that's not true
01:13:04yeah it is
01:13:05I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:13:08so I recorded the whole thing
01:13:10you play that I'll fucking kick your ass
01:13:14I don't want to hear it
01:13:17yeah
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know that you were
01:13:20just a bet to Noah
01:13:23I was nothing
01:13:24but a bet to you
01:13:26I was nothing but a bet
01:13:28to you
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you
01:13:33both of you can fuck off
01:13:39chicks dude
01:13:40I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:13:46I don't care about anybody
01:13:47except Jules
01:13:50you're pathetic
01:13:51bitch
01:13:53whatever dude
01:13:58what were you thinking
01:13:59that Noah would fall in love with you
01:14:01and save your family
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you
01:14:05alone
01:14:08you're a sexy girl
01:14:10you could have a lot of fun
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit
01:14:14then make time
01:14:15there's a tradition
01:14:16at Lehman
01:14:18the boys
01:14:19share their toys
01:14:21and I want to play with you
01:14:23I don't want to be played with
01:14:25if you play nice
01:14:26I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:14:29the only reason why Noah made his bet
01:14:31was to get this job
01:14:33even if this guy is an asshole
01:14:35I should hear him out
01:14:37what do I have to do?
01:14:40let me borrow you for the night
01:14:43in your dreams, Pearl
01:14:49Mia
01:14:50you know where Jules is?
01:14:52ugh
01:14:52you're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55maybe this outfit would change your mind
01:14:57Mia
01:14:59a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:15:01get it through your head
01:15:02I want to be with Jules
01:15:05why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her
01:15:10I love her
01:15:14you know
01:15:15I feel sorry for you
01:15:17for falling in love with such a liar
01:15:19you know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21yeah, well she said she didn't
01:15:23found your girlfriend
01:15:37if I do what you say
01:15:38then you'll give Noah this job
01:15:40yes
01:15:41and it's the only way you'd get in
01:15:43we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:15:47my company looks down on sex tapes
01:15:50wait
01:15:52now I know where I recognize you
01:15:54damn
01:15:55you were great
01:15:57just one kiss
01:15:59that's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job
01:16:06don't play hard to get
01:16:14get off of her
01:16:20get off of her
01:16:20get off of her
01:16:22let me have my fun
01:16:23then you can take your turn
01:16:24if you don't leave her alone
01:16:26I'm gonna break your fingers
01:16:27you wouldn't dare
01:16:31you little shit
01:16:32you'll never work for Lehman
01:16:34yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:16:35because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:37than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:16:41you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:16:43you wanna mess with me?
01:16:45you wanna mess with me?
01:16:46yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47and we'll let all the papers know
01:16:48that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:49who's chasing young girls around
01:16:52you know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:16:54please, don't tell my wife
01:16:56get out of my face, old man
01:17:08how could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12how could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14it wasn't what it looked like
01:17:15don't lie to me
01:17:16I saw you kiss him back
01:17:20I didn't kiss him
01:17:22but even if I did
01:17:24you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:17:27you were getting money out of the deal
01:17:29so why does it matter?
01:17:32tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now
01:17:35tell him you love him
01:17:37it matters
01:17:39because it makes it clear
01:17:40that you're an arrogant asshole
01:17:50you're fired
01:17:52get out of my house
01:18:07you're gone for good, bitch
01:18:13you never belonged with us
01:18:15and now
01:18:16it's your turn to go
01:18:20I played you
01:18:21and I won
01:18:23this has nothing to do with you
01:18:26oh, honey
01:18:27this has everything
01:18:29to do with me
01:18:34I planted the camera in your room
01:18:38and then
01:18:38I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:18:41and then
01:18:42I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:18:50you thought you were better than me
01:18:53but I always win
01:18:54all I fucking do
01:18:57is win
01:19:00a miserable bitch like you
01:19:02will never win
01:19:12mom
01:19:13I saved the house
01:19:16it's too late
01:19:24maybe we can call the bank
01:19:25and figure something out
01:19:27someone bought it out
01:19:28from under us
01:19:29just this morning
01:19:31that's what happens
01:19:32when you lose sight of your goal
01:19:33you lose everything
01:19:36oh, god
01:19:49can I help you?
01:19:51what are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:54my dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so
01:20:03do you anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you
01:20:13seriously?
01:20:15smile more
01:20:24this money feels dirty
01:20:26I never want to see this check again
01:20:39miss me?
01:20:44miss me?
01:20:51get lost
01:20:52I deserve that
01:20:57look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00and I think you'll really like it
01:21:06is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08yeah
01:21:09this morning I bought it
01:21:13you bought my house from under us?
01:21:15look at the name on the title
01:21:19oh my god
01:21:21you put it under my name
01:21:24it's yours, Jules
01:21:25it's all yours
01:21:27but
01:21:29I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:21:33another condition?
01:21:35what, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38sleep with your boss?
01:21:39drug your mom?
01:21:40no
01:21:43but I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:21:45tonight
01:21:52at 8pm
01:21:54and I want you to wear this
01:22:09what are you doing here?
01:22:10Noah told me to come
01:22:12really?
01:22:14oh
01:22:14how pathetic
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:22:21he's proposing to you?
01:22:23when did you two get back together?
01:22:25well, it's not official yet
01:22:27but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:22:31and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:22:44Mia!
01:22:45Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here
01:22:48why did you invite me here?
01:22:50to watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53propose?
01:22:54who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56oh, please
01:22:57the big question
01:23:00yeah, I do have a big question
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:07uh
01:23:09how did you know about that?
01:23:11well, because I made a huge mistake
01:23:13and when you were leaving the summer house
01:23:14I heard you're in Jules' fight
01:23:16you know
01:23:17the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:23:20okay
01:23:22fine
01:23:23yeah
01:23:24I planted the camera
01:23:25and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:23:27but I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:23:31what are you going to do?
01:23:32arrest me?
01:23:33actually, that's my job
01:23:34oh, hi
01:23:35Mia Matthews
01:23:35you're under arrest
01:23:36what?
01:23:37for revenge porn
01:23:38what?
01:23:38you're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40these are not what they're for
01:23:41call my dad!
01:23:43oh, daddy!
01:23:45bye, Mia
01:23:48if you invited me here to watch that
01:23:50I appreciate it
01:23:53that's not why I invited you here
01:23:59everybody
01:24:01what is he doing?
01:24:05I have invited you all here so I can
01:24:08share my secrets
01:24:12and here are my secrets
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders
01:24:18I do
01:24:20and I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:23and I was so scared
01:24:24I just left it there
01:24:27and I cannot tell my lefts from my right
01:24:29Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:31you look like a crazy person
01:24:32and I have one more secret
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:24:43and I want to make it official, Jules
01:24:45right here in front of everybody
01:24:47I want everyone to know
01:24:49what you are to me
01:24:53yes, Noah
01:24:54I'll be your girlfriend
01:24:56even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58it's part of your charm
01:25:00I love you
01:25:01I love you right back
01:25:09everybody
01:25:10let's get this party started
01:25:13yay
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